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ERP thread.
Multi colored tentacle fucking edition.

Previous thread >>2768971
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First for sleep.
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>>2770884
Second for sleep.
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>>2770880
It's spelled Youkai.
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>>2770884
ERP with me already.
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FIFTH FOR FUCKING INVINCIBLE
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>>2770891
Yōkai (妖怪 ?, ghost, phantom, strange apparition) are a class of supernatural monsters, spirits and demons in Japanese folklore. The word yōkai is made up of the kanji for "bewitching; attractive; calamity;" and "spectre; apparition; mystery; suspicious".

Youkai (妖怪, "mystic apparition" or "mysterious calamity") is a term used to refer to Japanese folk creatures and ghosts, or to supernatural beings in general. Because there are thousands of stories of magical beings around the world, the different types of youkai are endless.
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>>2770891
>>2770898
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>>2770891
>>2770900
If it's too subtle, I'm saying it's the same shit you /jp/ flunkie
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>>2770893
But we've only known each other for ten minutes!
>>2770889
Nth for best poster
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>>2770906
Fuck you, I am right cause that's how ZUN spells it. God, it's way to early.
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>>2770916
So?

Don't you believe in love on the first sight?
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>>2770916
N-no way! You're best poster, by far!
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>>2770893
Dumb sound dog
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>>2770918
>Pet the cute demon of jealousy with his soft hands.
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Touhou's a shit series
so it doesn't matter
>Stands and flamboyantly brushes his hair
Just Try Me
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>>2770918
>That's how ZUN spells it
And? It's not like he does anything for the characters anyway. He makes like 2 lines of dialogue per character, and the autistic community fills in the blanks (Read: "Entire bio").
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>>2770929
H-hey, don't pet me! I am trying to be jealous and mean!
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>>2770936
>Not knowing about the manga ZUN created.
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>>2770929
>Ambushes with a hug

>>2770948
It's better to be kind and sweet!
>Hands her a cake he baked
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>>2770958
You're still pretending that the vast majority of the fanbase cares what he does/thinks/says lmao
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>>2770936
You can assume certain personality traits based on powerset (even if that does only give you TVTropes tier "character elements") but yeah.
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>>2770948
O-oh I'm sorry you just looked so cute I couldn't help myself.
>Jun who's name sounds too close to ZUN's giggles softly.

>>2770969
>He lets out a small yelp before chuckling gently.
Hello~!
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>>2770929
Hey there. You holding up alright after last night?
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>>2770922
This is how a harem begins, isn't?
>>2770925
No way you're the better and more entertaining poster here.
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>>2770973
>implying that site doesn't just make shit up out of nowhere then circlejerk over how good they are until they believe it
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>>2770986
Hm? Oh I think so.

(Although in reality I've had no sleep since then so quality in what I write will be quite lacking.)
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>>2770879
Is this Nue?
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>>2770984
>Starts to ruffle his head and pet it
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>>2770992
N-now you're just trying to embarrass me! You're the one who's really cute. Just look at that cute hat!
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>>2770997
(I can relate.)

Seriously? Damn, I spent the better part of the past 24 hours vomiting from a combination of staph infection and anxiety that the cops would show up any second. Aren't you supposed to be the traumatized one?
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I WANT TO FUCK ACTUAL JUDY HOPPS
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>>2770972
>Implying they don't.
( You've been on jp to much. You're never suppose to go on jp. )
>>2770969
>She reluctantly takes the cake and starts eating it, piece by piece.
>>2770984
I am not cute though.
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>>2771018
Isn't it tasty?
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>>2771002
(Nope)
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2148999

>>2771005
>Jun giggles softly feeling the hand flow through his hair.
T-that tickles Anon~

>>2771013
I can get over things after not too much a time...

>>2771018
>The boy quickly wraps his arms around the youkai and embraces her letting out a gentle giggle.
But you are~ I just want to hold you and love you and kiss you~!
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>>2771018
Ayo Parsee. What's shaking?
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>>2770992
I don't even mind a harem, all I want is your love.

>>2771018
Ah, now I remember you. How's it going? Gimme an add on steam, will ya?
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>>2771026
Your hair's soft
I bet the rest of your body is as wel
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>tfw kind of want to actually get some lewd going but not sure what in the mood for
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>>2771026
>suddenly, the man lunges forward while leaning down, arms wrapping around your torso, squeezing you tightly. However, rather than begin another assault, he remains still, face buried into your torso. He begins to tremble, muffled weeping barely audible. Composing himself briefly, he manages to croak out,

You're too kind to a horrible man that didn't deserve a second chance.
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>>2771044
Oh I make sure to treat it with care every day as I wash myself to make me even more feminine~

>>2771047
>Jun smiles and places his hand onto the man's head; gently caressing it with a delicate feminine touch as he speaks in a low sweet-tempered voice.
It's alright mister.
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>>2771025
No it is not.
>>2771026
W-what are you blabbering about?!
>>2771028
Work, boredom, and tired.
>>2771036
What?
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>>2771046
Time stop porn
>>2771067
"treat it with care"
What's your method
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>>2771007
Cute Yuriposter.
>Usami gives the adorable poster a light pat on the head
It's getting late, you should consider going to sleep.
>>2771036
Well..I'm flattered but I think we should really get to know each other better.
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>>2771076
You said you were ParuParu.
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>>2771082
The best way to get to know each other is through genital touching, you know.
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>>2771076
You look like you're enjoying it though
>Notices how she has already eaten a significant portion of the cake
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>>2771089
Thats not really how it works. You should take her on a date or something first. And then you get to fuck.
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>>2771082
>She blushes at your touch, and lowers hear head, looking up at you.
Y-yeah, well...I guess I really should go soon...

But, so should you, you know.
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>>2771099
not in these threads it's not
unless you want it to take a week of "sorry too tired to keep going lets continue this tomorrow" before you even get to touch them
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>>2771076
How cute a lovable I find you~
>The boy giggles and nuzzles up closer to the women.
There's nothing wrong with that right?

>>2771077
Oh well I wash my hair with shampoo and conditioner once every two days and use a body lotion every day for the added smoothness~
>He lets out a delicate little giggle.
I need to keep it up constantly so I can stay as close to a girl as possible~
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>>2771067
>he inhales and exhales slowly as you stroke his hair, breathing deeply in an effort to calm himself. As many as two minutes later, he finally relaxes his embrace, quietly repeating, "It's alright," to himself over and over. He eventually manages a smile, saying

You're a good kid. I owe more than I could ever possibly hope to give you.
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>>2771117
Smooth?
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>>2771099
Hey man, I just want to have some good 'ol fashioned fun with Sumireko.

And preferably masturbate. But guess I ain't getting any of that here if that's the standard you guys play at.
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>>2771131
You're right on that aspect. People here spend too much time beating around the bush, even when some of the avas just want to fuck.
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>>2771122
Just make sure to not rape anyone and you'll be fine~
>Jun giggles and continues to pet the man's head.

>>2771123
Oh yes my skin is quite soft and smooth~ Have a feel of it if you want.
>The small boy extends his arms and legs out for you.
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>>2771113
Well i just know that some people prefer that stuff.
I don't know about this person though.
>>2771131
I'm not sure if there is a standard. Every erper has their way of wanting to lewd.
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>>2771099
Parsee..is that you?
>>2771089
Can I at least know your name first?
>>2771100
Soon. I'm already starting to feel tired.
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>>2771131
Nah, most people do it like you, don't worry. Yeah he average person's idea of foreplay around here a swift smack on the ass followed by immediate penetration, not that there's anything wrong with getting right to business, especially if you're the sort who, "multitasks." Both approaches have their merits and times for use.
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>>2771149
Nope.
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>>2771141
>Places a hand on his thigh and feels
W-woah!
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>>2771154
The* average person's
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>>2771149
Maybe we could go to bed...together? It doesn't have to be lewd...
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>>2771141
I'll make sure to ask them first from now on, lesson learned. My heart couldn't take another incident, not to mention the poor soul at the other end. They'd almost certainly be less resilient than you.

Goodnight, Jun. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow.
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>>2771160
See? I take good care of myself~

>>2771170
Goodnight mister Anon~
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>>2771181
Yeah, you are...
>Pops an erection
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>>2771188
O-oh my; it seems you may have a little too much a liking to me.
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>>2771206
You felt good...
I'm sorry
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>>2771149
My "name" dropped earlier.

But I change it every few days anyway. Guess you can call me Kyouko for now.
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>>2771213
Oh it's alright but what are we going to do about that?
>Jun crawls over towards you; sitting down just inches away.
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>>2771219
I don't know
I'm actually new to this
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>>2771228
So it's the first time you've ever had a boner~
>The small boy lets out quite a loud chuckle.
Oh that is just so funny.
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>>2771219
please don't go away. i want a piece of you in like 10 mins.
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>>2771240
Why are you laughing
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>>2771085
Yes I am, what about it?
>>2771094
I a not enjoying it. I am just a bit hungry. Don't get the wrong idea.
>>2771117
There is everything wrong with it!
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>>2771241
(I'll try not to but I may pass out o you...)

>>2771243
Oh just the thought of a man popping their first boner to a little boy~
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>>2771249
I liked you. You were fun and erotic.
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>>2771250
And that's funny?
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>>2771249
>The small boy's face begins to pout slightly.
But you're so cute! I just want to wrap myself around you next to a fireplace as the light from the flames shows off your face as press my lips against yours so badly...
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>>2771265
Do you have Aspergers?
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>>2771265
Well to me yes...
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>>2771281
You make me blush
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>>2771289
Oh? Well I'm happy to help then~
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>>2771215
Ah I went back and checked.
Well I think Kyouko suits you better so Kyouko it is.
>Usami gently pets Kyouko's head.
May I ask why the sudden interest in me? It's not everyday I get someone this invested at first glance.
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>>2771303
(I want to lewd so badly but I can barely xtay awake)
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>>2771317
(It's fine just go rest since there's always the next day.)
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>>2771314
I've seen you and just knew, this one or nobody.

You know, that magical funny feeling in your stomache when you meet a special person.
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>>2771335
you're not off the hook just because he left
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>>2771368
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Okay.
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>>2771376
omfg stop yelling
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>>2771380
>Jun's face begins to pout before he pokes his tongue out at the anon.
No.
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>>2771392
Oh? so I have to make you then?
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>>2771405
N-no please don't... I'll keep quiet now.
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>>2771362
>Usami's cheeks turn a light shade of pink at the mention of love at first sight.
You mean... you weren't kidding about falling for me?
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>>2771410
No.. it's too late for that. take everything off.
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>>2771421
P-please don't...
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>>2771417
Why would I joke about that?

I would never tell a lie, you know~

>Kyouko smiles brightly, grabbing Usamis hand.
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>>2771431
looks like I have to do it.
>He grabs at your panties, tearing them off with ease. His hand moves to your bra which is easily pulled off as well, leaving you naked.
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>>2771443
>The boy just sighs and lay there naked,
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>>2771451
you act like this is a common occurence for you. You a slut?
> He says as he brings his cock out, already hard.
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>>2771479
(I'm sorry I'm not really feeling it right now; I'm just too damn tired.)
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>>2771490
that sucks. well i'll find you another time. can i have a hot pic at least
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Dead thread.
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>>2771495
(Is this good? Or do you want me to push the limits of he rules?)
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>>2771504
i'm curious. let's see.
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>>2771511
(Now hush and no telling.)
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>>2771523
thanks:)
have fun doing whatever it is you're gonna go do.
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>>2771435
>gently pets your ears
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>>2771545
Sorry, is that you Usami?

I can't tell without a picture.
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>>2771435
And I'm about to pass out.
Have a Skype I can use to contract you?
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>>2771542
(I'm likely going to pass out really which is why I didn't want to start anything... Have another lewd image to make up for it.)
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>>2771017
ACTUAL BAD COP JUDY HOPPS
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hello
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>>2771607
No sorry. I just find your ears really cute and fluffy.
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>>2771672
Naw
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>>2771689
oh
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>>2771621
Yeah, I have.

Try Raiko.Horikawa

>>2771674
No touching the ears.
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>>2771701
What?
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>>2771754
Why are you always fucking here
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>>2771708
Why not?
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>>2771779
Because I said so.
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>>2771775
Do I know you?
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>>2771800
Aww....
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>>2771806
KYS
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>>2771807
No and let's keep it that way
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>>2771844
Kirisu won't come back, huh?
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>>2771844
Fine with me, bitch
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>>2771888
God bless
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>>2771888
>He doesn't know Kirusu's other avatars
Heheheh.
>>2771895
I was just kidding!! How are you?
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honk honk
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>>2771917
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>>2771917
>>2771924
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Great, and what do I do now?
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>>2771913
You give me a headache
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>>2771944
You wait till dead hours are over.
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Who plays LoL in here?
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>>2771951
Great.

And I was already waiting hours to find someone cute to ERP with.
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>>2771974
erp with yourself fag
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>>2771974
Well thats just how it is. Patience is a virtue.
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>>2771947
So I have an effect on your life? That's cool! I don't feel anything when I talk to you.
>>2771972
me
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>>2771974
People who wait find the things people in a hurry have left
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>>2772042
Fucking what?
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>>2772016
Yeah, real cool
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>>2772070
KYS nigger
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>>2772070
Want to team up?
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>>2772094
No
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>>2772094
Piss off, shitter. We wanna recruit her as an ERPer not another meme-spouting shitposter
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>>2772127
Why not?
>>2772137
>recruit
>Implying I don't ERP
>Implying they aren't a memer
>Implying they dont shitpost
hello?
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>>2772163
>calling what you do ERP
top fucking kek
Go google some more penis euphemisms, scrub
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>>2772163
Go play with them so it'll be not filled with Shitposting.
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>>2772180
>the 1080
My fuckin DICK!
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>>2772211
I know right?
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>>2772235
I-I only have a 980... I feel so dirty and useless
I want the 1080 to bully my rig
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>>2772175
>top fucking kek
>scrub

Nothing more needs to be said
>>2772180
I want to!
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>>2772163
I don't see any good reason
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>>2772338
Sometimes you don't need a reason to do things! Which is why I'm talking to you!
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>>2772264
>Not 980Ti
My 1080 founders edition will bully your rig.
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>>2772373
I'm still not sure what you mean by team up
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>>2772410
>PC
Yeah enjoy your viruses and hackers. I'll be enjoying my actual gameplay on my Xbone.
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>>2772436
>not PS4
Lemme guess, you get off on straight shota ERP, don'tcha?
I'll be your mommy, bitch.
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>>2772436
>viruses
>2016
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>>2772429
I don't either actually. I just type the first thing that pops up into my head
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>>2772264
I only have the 760 ;_;
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>>2772481
7870 here...
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>>2772481
>>2772487
I still love both of you very much.
Unless you're using an AMD chipset then you go fucking choke on a cock <3
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>>2772502
Does... does that come standard with an AMD?
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>>2772478
Nice
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>>2772502
FX6300. Most of my parts were hand-me-downs from my uncle. I'll upgrade one of these days!
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>>2772472
>not being able to refute the fact that hacking is a huge issue with PC games
Yeah okay, bud. Enjoy wasting money to only have your games ruined. There are no hackers on Xbone so you wouldn't know that feeling of being able to play hacker free. I almost feel sorry for you.
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>>2772547
But each xbone game is 50-60$.
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>>2772547
>implying no one ever hacks in console games

Dude I saw someone using teh hax in fucking Mario Kart Wii.
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>>2772554
Obvious bait post, won't reply.
>>2772566
Being salty because someone was faster than you doesn't mean hacks. Dude, it's impossible to hack on console unlike PC. Consoles are clearly superior why even argue
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>>2772610
Yeah "having unlimited of every item at all times" was definitely not cheating in any way.
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>>2772619
Maybe you just need to git gud.
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What lunch special should I get from the Chinese joint, ded hours?
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>>2772619
>>2772635
Yeah clearly some little kid being salty that he lost his mario race :( poor kid.
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>>2772655
always lemon chicken
always regret it because it feels like you're dying of yellow food coloring overdose about an hour later
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>>2772655
General Tso's!
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>>2772635
>>2772672
>they don't know you can hack on the Wii if you install the "Homebrew Channel"
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>>2772680
They didn't have that so I went with >>2772685 since I haven't had it in forever. Thanks, ded hours.
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>>2772698
>he doesn't know that we're talking about Xbone
Keep trying, PC gaylord
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>>2772845
I didn't know you could get Mario Kart Wii on the Xbone, and that's the game that was being discussed in the posts I replied to. Guess I learned something today.
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>>2772621
Nep is not for sexual.
The only neps that are is rei, irisheart, vert and noire.
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yall niggas getting baited
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>>2772876
it's just "lol i was just pretending to be retarded look how good i trold u" tier shit too, it's fucking sad
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Thread is for fucking. Not shitposting
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>>2772907
DMG lays down the law!
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>>2772907
Well said.
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>>2772868
You were the one that brought up Mario Kart, not me. I started this discussion talking about how I feel sorry for you PC gamers because you get viruses and hackers while us Xboners get none of that. We just get all gameplay, no downtime, no hacks, no cheats, just fun.
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>>2772918
Damn straight, now take out your cock.
>>2772931
Thank you weird monkey person.
>>2772940
You. Put those hooks away and take your dick penis and or cock out.
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>>2772907
DMG, the voice of reason. You should all be ashamed.
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>>2772971
Don't fucking reply to me ever again.
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>>2772971
Yes mam!
>whips out muh veiny, throbbing cock
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(these be real DMG hours smash that fucking like if you up!!)
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>>2772974
When I speak up I'm normally voice of reason... as long as I'm not mic posting.
>>2772981
Niggers
>>2772997
Good boy~
>Reaching her hand down gently her pale palm wraps around it, squeezing it softly before running it up and down your shaft
Now, what do you want me to do with this beast?~
>>2773015
I rather them smash me~
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>>2773015
>tfw dont even especially like DMG but still going ham on that Like button because its better than shitty trolls trolling shitty trolls
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>>2773026
Fair enough. How's the bubbly bimbo doing this morning?
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>>2773026
>Blood rushes through my cock as you hold it in your hand, the heat radiating off of it becoming even more intense
I want you to make me pop with that phat ass of yours
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>>2772907
But I'm almost enjoying my shitposting.
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>>2772971
You're welcome, let me know if you need me to ger these disgusting humans "in the right mindset" for you.
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>>2773107
>cringe
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>>2773059
Just woke up. Checked thread and saw you all need a little love so I thought I'd pop in <3
>>2773068
Oh?~ A butt lover? I can work with that!
>With a grin she playful pushes your back onto the bed, cock still exposed and fully erect. She crawls ontop of you with a devilish smile, kissing and licking at your lips for a moment before asking another question
Face to face or do you want a nice view of my "phat ass"?~
>>2773101
No. Stop it. Bring that shit to /v/ senpai.
>>2773107
Honey the only thing that changes peoples mindsets around here is cocksucking. And I don't see you sucking cock.
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>>2772931
Little kid is wearing a sumo diaper on his head
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>>2773128
Well thanks, you da best, you buxom blonde beauty!
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>>2773128
>I relish the attention your mouth is giving me and catch your tongue with my lips, briefly holding it there playfully
Ohhh that's a tough one....hmmmmm.
Face to face. I wanna look at those beautiful doe eyes as you work your magic
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Time for the daily DMG cum tribute ritual.

Which picture will I blow my load onto today?
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>>2773150
Anytime love. Thanks a bunch <3
>>2773165
>Nodding happily she pecks at your lips a few more times, flicking and licking at your tongue and lips as she adjusts herself ontop of you. Already straddling you she rubs her pantie clad crotch on yours, teasing you ever so lightly, giggling before she speaks
My oh my~ Aren't you all pent up for me <3
>>2773197
This one!
.. B-but you can't really mean you cum to me everyday...
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>>2773197
Instead of that, how about you do a tribute to your life? Blow that load towards your future and better yourself.
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>>2773232
>you can't really mean you cum to me everyday...
But I do. Cleavage is my thing and you've got plenty of it everywhere I look.

Good choice by the way; exactly what I like. Time to nut.

>>2773246
I've got a pretty comfortable life with a well-paying job in a future-proof field. I just happen to also be a pervert.
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>>2773232
>Already my breathing is hot and heavy, each small kiss sends a jolt through me down to my cock, giving a powerful throb each time. I nearly lose it and let out a small moan as our crotches come in contact
Oh you have no idea....I've had my eye on you for days~
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AHHHH......
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>>2773246
I just fucking lost my sides at this
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>>2773283
HAAAH......
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>>2773232
No prob, turboslut thread savior.
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>>2773291
AHHH.....
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>>2773283
>>2773291
I like these faces
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>>2773133
>he rolls his eyes for a moment
Its jokes like that, that make me consider killing humanity. Its a metallic helmet yes I get what it looks like to some idiots.
>>2773114
Oh boohoo, cry more filth.
>>2773128
Oh come on a little mind control here and there never hurt anyone. I could make them do whatever you want.
That's because Im not gay DMG, no matter how much these anons want me to be.
>>2773283
>>2773291
>>2773299
>dam it i loved that doujin.
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>>2773232
you know you want that daily jizz. i dont know what you drink more of, cum or vodka
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(...Well, I'd better get started with that folder.)
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>>2773299
HAAAAH.....
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>>2773310
which folder?
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>>2773310
(For god's sake.)
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>>2773313
AHHHHH......
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>>2773313
>>2773322
>D-dam it guys
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>>2773318
But pork is nasty.
It tastes like shit.
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>>2773322
HAAAH......
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>>2773274
Enjoy anon! Hope you like it <3
>>2773282
Oh?~ I love to hear I'm being admired~
>She says with a breathm reaching down and adjusting her soft cotton panties to expose her small, wet slit, rubbing her sweetness onto the top of your hardened cock, putting little pressure on it
Ahhh~ You've must of wanted this for awhile now, hmm?~
>>2773297
It's what I do best baby~
>>2773303
I have a Gardevoir friend for mind control. Sorry, I don't fuck planet of the apes rejects~
>>2773304
>tfw haven't had a new bottle of vodka in weeks
>The last one I drank is just at my desk empty as I slut
Kill me.
>>2773318
Hey. it's meat girl again.
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>>2773340
...HAAAA?
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>>2773330
>>2773340
>>2773351
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>>2773318
Still not sure whether to be okay with this or scared for my life.
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>>2773358
TO GO EVEN... FURTHER


BEYOND


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>2773358
>>2773371
RULES OF NATURE
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>>2773345
You wha-!!!
Its ok....its fine. Did you REALLY have to call me that though?!!
>>2773358
>>2773371
My fucking ears!
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>>2773318
>tfw that comic is over
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>>2773345
S-so long...its been ages since the last time I got to do anything with you
>My sensitive cock begins to leak the second it touches your pussy. Our juices mix and I instinctively start to grind against you
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>>2773371
>>2773392
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>2773345
>planet of the apes rejects
i fucking love you DMG
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>>2773345
>planet of the apes reject
My fucking sides...
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>>2773392
Yes. Yes I did.
>>2773403
>She can't help but giggle as she feels your cock throb and twitch on her, she slowly lowers herself on you until it pops inside of her, the head sliding it and opening her tiny, tight hole, lowering herself on it she lets out a small moan
Ahh~ I h-hope this makes up for it <3
>>2773414
I love you too guy that uses the same reaction images to comment on my little one liners <3
>>2773440
And I love you too anon <3
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>>2773414
>>2773440
>il admit that was pretty funny
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>>2772874
I don't wannaaa!
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>>2773444
ohhhhh fuckkkkk~
>My body spasms in pure ecstasy as my member slides into you
T-this makes up for it and then some...Jesus it feels like youre trying to rip my dick off
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>>2773473
>flicks forehead
Nobody cares what you want.
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>>2773473
You dont have to sleepyhead
>pats head
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>>2773488
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>>2773473
CUTE
C
U
T
E
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>>2773509
>CUTE
>C
>U
>T
>E
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>>2773505
Shut up.
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>>2773482
>She giggles at you comment as she slides you deeper inside of her, filling her tight hole with inch after inch of hot, stiff cock, letting out a small moan she finally reaches your lap with hers, sitting up straight she looks down at your flustered face
My my~ We've barely started and you're already twitching~
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>>2773564
there is no need to be upset
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>>2773232
i'm not usually into enormous tits but DAMN
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>>2773607
See something you like anon?~
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>>2773590
Well I- I don't think you've experienced an ass this good before...
>I lay there motionless, as if afraid any movement at all might set me off. All I can do is stare up at you, completely yours
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