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Do you even feed your belt milk? get on my level fags.
>>2770102
I'm sure that it just ended.
>>2770127
No one cares about your cookie cutter sentai show, Stocking.
Shhh. No tears now, only spoop.
>>2770129
IM
PLY
ING
>>2770066
Haha... Alright, Ill ease up on the sarcasm.
>>2770140
>>2770136
>Stocking
>>2770105
B-But I didn't mean to! I just wanted to try the test again...
>>2770091
So...really old?
>>2770140
What?! Nooooo!
>>2770093
>Inhales
You can do this... You've trained for it...
>Exhales
Alright I'm fucking ready!
Let's fucking go cunt!
>Takes it like a fucking champ
>>2770147
Failing it once wasn't enough for you?
>>2770140
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2770140
Take us to the day where the simulator crashes.
>>2770127
I don't even have a belt.
>>2770140
Just hold on Rika...!
>>2770147
Extremely.
>She smiles proudly
>>2770151 (Kaito)
I made sure to move it out of the way! Besides, it only cuts when I want it to....
CYANIDE PILLS! GET YOUR CYANIDE PILLS HERE! YOUR RIDE CAN END, TOO, WITH MY PATENTED "ONE TASTE AND YOU'RE DEAD" FORMULA! ONLY 200 DOLLARS EACH!
>>2770140
Nice inspect element
>>2770149
HE DID, IT, THE MADMAN
>cums with the force of a thousand suns, covering you in shekels
ENTER ALONE, TO DAY 6 GAJILION WE GO!
TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HELL!
>>2770141
>>2770140
For some...bizarre reason I'm not in a mood for sarcasm.
>>2770172
>implying jude cant skip to whatever day he wants due to his own simulator
>>2770172
>implying it can't handle it
>>2770178
Betting the sim crashes
>>2770178
Its Izaya, the fuck did you expect?
>>2770153
You didn't even let me prepare...
>>2770168
That's pretty cool! But what would you do with all that time...?
>>2770169
I don't have that much... Can't you just give me one for free?!
>>2770179
Aww~ Lighten up. A little sarcastic entertainment should pass the time rather quickly.
Lets pray for a swift and timely death before this is over, yeah?
>>2770168
So you're saying if you throw it at someone but don't want it to cut them it'll just like do what exactly?
>>2770188
Did the holocaust once, 6 million jews versus eachother.
Simulation finished, browser couldn't display the game.
>>2770194
It's arr-pee anon-kun-senpai~
>>2770194
Surprise test. That's a thing, you know.
>>2770194
200 bucks or you get nothing. I'm not haggling, this is a fucking goldmine
>>2770194
My mistress slept. Or dragged us off to view some flowers in bloom, and I kept guard.
>>2770204
Smack them?
>>2770169
Like it'd kill me anyhow.
>>2770203
Good grief!
Woman, wear a bra or something.
>>2770203
I'd been spending the time trying to devise methods getting off the damn thing.
...At least I made the replicator. Dunno how stable it is, though.
>>2770213
Why not find out? For 200 dollars?
>>2770213
So someone falls from like three hundred feet, your scythes point is pointed up, like it's on your shoulder or something, they land on the point, what happens?
>>2770233
FUCK ME UP THE ASS I FUCKED UP
>>2770205
Huh...? Anon-kun...?
>>2770206
That doesn't make it fair... Why can't we do the test again?
>>2770208
I have...fourty yen...?
>>2770213
That sounds pretty boring...you could do all kinds of other fun things with that much time!
>>2770225
Dude, how gay are you?
>>2770242
What is that, like 2 cents?
>>2770242
This isn't elementary school. It's time to grow up- I don't even know who you're, but you already shown your true colors. Congratulations.
>>2770233
I don't carry money at all.
>>2770237
Well, blunt, sheer force would most likely do it's work....
>>2770242
We'd never betray the trust she placed in us to do so! Though, my co-worker and I talked all the time....
>>2770205
>implying he wouldn't fly from Australia for that dong.
>>2770249
Dad didn't give me my allowance before I left...
>>2770252
All I'm asking for is another chance...! I bet you wouldn't pass on your first try!
>>2770260
I guess that's a little better.
>>2770228
Hey, if you've got a way off of this thing I'm all ears.
>>2770225
For what purpose? It has zero tactical application whatsoever.
...And besides that, they're uncomfortable.
>>2770264
Perverts get no second chances. Only when it comes to getting shot and the first bullet misses.
>>2770260
Why are people always making it so I can't make an honest living off other people's misery? Next thing you know people will be telling me to stop mugging elderly assistants
>>2770264
Not my problem kid
>>2770264
We were happy because she was.
>She shrugs
Even if I didn't like the stillness at times.
>>2770277
You probably shouldn't.
>>2770260
I'm sorry, I'm just curious..
>>2770276
Ma'am please refrain from splattering brains all over the room.
>>2770244
Not in the slightest! But theres a time and a place for nudity.
>>2770268
At least use a zip up jacket woman...look Im not complaing, just youl get arrested one day.
>>2770268
Well, thankfully, it seems to've ended in a fiery crash of sorts....Because "blasting it with my tank" sure didn't work.
>>2770281
Well I'm sure as hell not going to mug the ones that can fight back!
>>2770286
If you try to sneak up on me like that ever again, you won't have to jump in front of the bullet the next time for it to hit you.
>>2770276
B-But I told you, I'm not a pervert!
>>2770277
I'm begging you! I-I'll pay you double, when I get the money!
>>2770281
So you just did whatever she wanted...? You should do what YOU want!
>>2770286
I'm just stating facts, really.
>>2770293
Have you ever considered a career change?
>>2770306
I wanted what she wanted. To date I still can't think of a higher distinction!
>>2770288
And that time is all the time, and the place is my place.
>>2770311
Image?
>>2770306
Welll... alri- OHHHH... you clever little cockmuncher! You won't be able to pay me later! Ahh... I almost fell for that. Well played
>>2770314
And give up making money on misery? Fuck no!
>>2770306
You can't prove that in any way, so why should I trust you?
>>2770298
Ma'am if you honestly thought I'd surrender my life for tracksuit's you need to test your self, I only did it because one bullet's not ganna kill me.
>>2770314
So you're never really hostile, so your scythe is just a butter knife most of the time?
>>2770311
I'd much rather be able to end it at will. Or have some degree of control at all.
>>2770329
I don't care. Don't test my patience, creep.
>>2770314
That's kinda weird, but I guess it's up to you...
>>2770321
Bastard...I need it! Can't you find some kindness in your heart?!
>>2770326
And you can't prove for a fact that I am a pervert! So we're even!
>>2770329
More or less.
>She lifts it, slamming the blade down on her shoulder a few times
>>2770345
Honestly, I can't even begin to think of an alternative at all.
>>2770345
Oh most definitely not
>>2770311
Then dam, your backwards country has some weird laws.
>>2770317
Why I am not surprised you humans can be this perverted.
>>2770343
Well sorry to make you so testy, oh wait I suppose you did that to yourself.
>>2770353
So can it cut anything? I mean when you want it to.
>>2770345
No we aren't. Your existence proves it.
>>2770368
Creeping up on others is something that noone should do. You should be put in check.
>>2770365
Little brah, if you don't like seeing naked babes, you're the weird one.
>>2770368
Well, there's probably materials stronger.
>>2770353
That's...you should work on that...
>>2770361
...This is the worst day ever.
>>2770370
How does existing prove I'm a pervert?!
>>2770320
>>2770311
>Yes of course.
>>2770332
You're far more hardworking than I in that case.
>>2770365
You should visit sometime. Might help even you out a little.
>>2770388
It could get even worse! If you die I'm going to take your brain out and put it in a cyborg and force you to stay on the ride!
>>2770380
I dont really care if it's ethier. She's hot but that means little to me. I'm a very busy ruler and I need to win these games.
>>2770390
What's that supposed to mean?
>>2770388
You're a pervert, so everything you do is perverted obviously.
>>2770379
Says the one that randomly tests people just to pull a gun on them afterwards. Do you think your doing good work?
>>2770385
Ok I'm glad you said that, because I was ganna ask about the dumb cliche of the sword that can cut anything and the shield that can't be broken.
>>2770397
Y-You...you really are a bastard, aren't you?
>>2770403
But I haven't done a single perverted thing since I got here! And anything I do which is even a little perverted is an accident!
>>2770390
I've never been able to contend with "it just works" sorts of things.
>>2770401
That's better.
>>2770390
Even that guy has to acknowledge your hotness, Fuzzlebutt.
>>2770388
I don't see why....
>>2770404
It might be magic, but it's neither completely indestructable nor...omni-cutting?
>>2770406
That's my job kid. Doors don't electrify themselves!
>>2770409
See. Shit like this
>>2770370
>>2770403
>>2770345
is why your race is so inferior.
We all know that a lot of our avatars has an ERP counterpart
But, which ERP avatars have better RP than their HG counterpart?
>>2770418
I'm not seeing the problem here.
>>2770426
But...I dont ERP...
>>2770404
So you were creeping around me this whole time and listened through our entire conversation?
>>2770406
Saying that it was an accident won't change your actions. Take the blame and be a man.
>>2770418
Nobody asked you, so just stay silent.
>>2770401
All I mean by that is that I think you should relax a little more.
You're so intense, it must get exhausting.
>>2770409
Hmph.
Glad to see you haven't changed. That's me being positive.
>>2770439
Glad to see you're as ravishing as ever.
And of course it's positive. I'm awesome.
>>2770414
Yup, I think the end of it or the thing is if the shield and the sword clash the universe ends or something like that.
>>2770435
I only took notice when you pulled your gun. Unlike you, I have awareness of what's around me.
>>2770454
I only pay attention to important things.
>>2770414
Living for other people isn't proper living! You know all about this person, but nothing about yourself!
>>2770415
Wh-Why? Why are you so terrible?!
>>2770418
Huh...? What do you mean...?
>>2770435
But it is an accident! I can't help it if I trip!
Post your wincard
>>2770464
Because. I'm a clown
>>2770426
(Can I say someone from HG?)
>>2770454
Or pass through each other, or something.
>>2770464
I know I'm a gatekeeper.
>>2770468
>That's awful vague.
>>2770472
>inb4 me
>>2770464
Clumsiness is unforgivable and is something that you could easily change.
>>2770468
I d-don't have any.
>>2770430
>>2770464
Your race is AMAZINGLY stupid.
>>2770435
Oh really, miss accuser? Two can play that game you know. I think you'l fiind Im much better at it than you are. I know how to really get under people's skin.
>>2770439
Eh, I have my holidays, couple of beach vacations here and there inbetween my plans for world domination and/or human extinction or enslavement. But seriously it does, you have no idea how much.
>Check ERP thread because wanna fap
>find out Cirno is an ERPfag
>Cirno left us for ERP
Shit
>>2770461
Then don't call me a creep If I noticed the gun.
>>2770478
But then the sword didn't cut and the shield didn't defend, and in that situation the sword is better then the shield.
>>2770489
Heh... Dude.. Check it out.. Glitter hair.
>>2770482
(Nope. It's Maria)
>>2770408
I don't think you appreciate the blessings of good luck.
>>2770452
I have to be. Being negative around you is physically and mentally draining.
>>2770489
Oh I see... One of 'those' are you.
I'm disappointed you know.
>>2770489
Congratulations. I never had intentions to get under anyone's skin and you still should just stay silent.
>>2770498
I call it as I see it, and you act like a creep.
DO
>>2770471
So you should be at kids parties! Not messing with people!
>>2770478
That's all...? You need more than that!
>>2770483
If it was that simple I would've fixed it already... M-Maybe that's why I'm here!
>>2770489
We're not that different from aliens... Aside from the tails, at least.
>>2770509
Because being around me just fills you with joy? I have that effect on people.
>>2770498
I don't really get it, myself.
>>2770518
I am what I am, and that's all there is to it, or so I believe.
>>2770518
What? Speak up properly or just stay silent.
>>2770518
You've clearly never been to spess, kid. Things work differently there
>>2770492
Good riddance
>>2770509
There just...there HAS to be a "how" and a "why" to everything!
>>2770492
>And you know that's not someone else just using the same 2hu how?
>>2770504
(Huh, she goes there? Noice)
>>2770542
Only HG Cirno has shit enough taste to like Cirno as a character
>>2770514
Whatever just don't try to judge people like that, you aren't god.
>>2770527
That's the point, it's supposed to be unsolvable.
>>2770550
(I said someone from HG; she doesn't erp in the erp threads.)
>>2770551
That reminds me. Where's D3?
>>2770564
Will be back after he gets that new kirby game
>>2770542
And I absolutely agree, however in the meantime we shouldn't drive ourselves crazy wondering about things we may never know.
Some things are better left unanswered.
>>2770524
Heh... Sure, let's go with that. Im sure in some way shape or form that's true.
>>2770426
My furry porn ava is pretty good in both~
>>2770559
Er...fair enough.
>>2770564
>They're on hiatus from HG until he buys and beats the new Kirby game
>He said he'd do it if someone posted ANY spoilers
>So someone spammed the threads with supposedly the entire plot and all the characters.
>>2770562
Fuck, pull up your panties you skank. That pussy stanky AF. Literally wafted all the way over here into my nostrils.
>>2770573
Oh yeah that's right. Because he couldn't handle a few spoils
>>2770527
So you need to find out more about yourself... That's not enough!
>>2770529
I said, maybe I'm here to become less clumsy!
>>2770533
D-Did you say spess? What the heck is that?
>>2770500
So help me god.
>>2770509
How so?
I've tried peaceful solutions, splitting the earth into two halves was an ingenius plan. One paradise for us monkeys, another for humans. But nooo they had to stop that for some insane, irrational fear it would blow up the world completely.
And hey, before that it was time travel. No war, no loss, just natural monkeys being at the top as if it had always happened.
Compared to a lot of human dictators? I should be getting nobel freaking prizes for my work.
>>2770518
Im not an alien, boy.
>>2770514
Perhaps you should. Randomly calling people perverts at the slightest mistake. Do you know who does that. Ugly. Serial killers.
Its true, those kinds of people get angry very easily and start a shooting spree. A young teen carrying a gun, just another reason. Using her gender to ridicule others? Another mark of the school shooting psycopathic bitch.
You should be ashamed.
>>2770559
Don't try to order me around like that or you'll end up in a bad shape. I've the right to judge him and I don't order him around like you just tried.
Keep your stupidity for yourself, creep.
>>2770575
And here I thought absence made the heart grow fonder.
>>2770591
BRO, TOO MUCH GLITTER. BRO, IT'S TOO MUCH. LOOK. LOOK AT ALL THE- BRO. IT'S TOO MUCH GLITTER.
>>2770587
Spess. Space. Not on a planet. Reaaaaaaally easy to blow up stations in
>>2770575
NO! That's not good enough! We can't advance with a mindset like that!
>>2770585
And you're a blind, silly man~ I'm a boy!
>>2770587
You're clearly failing at it.
>>2770591
Are you done at trying to pick apart my actions in the wrong way? Hopefully you are.
>>2770606
For God's sake kid put some clothes on.
>>2770587
I know plenty about myself. It's just not important in my eyes by comparison.
>>2770578
I have to know paradoxes because they could kill me, like does a set of all sets contain itself?
>>2770592
It's not an order, notice the word 'try'? If it was an order I wouldn't have said that, but I suppose you're too busy with trying to end peoples lives to notice everything.
>>2770606
jesus fucking christ either way. Take a fucking shower or something. You know that white shit that's coating your 12 year old dick? yeah, that's supposed to be cleaned off.
>>2770504
>Maria
>Having good RP
>>2770618
She was implying ERP maria has better RP than HG Maria
>>2770613
>Jun quickly puts on a maid outfit.
Happy miss?
>>2770616
I clean myself up every day!
>>2770618
(She's much better then I am at rping.)
>>2770621
>ERP maria
>>2770591
Two sides to every coin. You know what it is that you want, and despite obvious opposition you still strive to achieve it for your people. Admirable albeit somewhat sociopathic given the desire to enslave your enemy...
You've got a war to win. I'd advise you wage it honorably.
>>2770602
By asking the right questions rather than every question.
Luck's a cornerstone of... Well... Pretty much anything where success is to be involved.
>>2770591
Well, you're not a human... So what else would you be? An alien!
>>2770601
I know about space! But why are you saying it like that? It's confusing...
>>2770611
Of course! I don't have anybody to train me!
>>2770614
But you said...nevermind...
>>2770625
Clean yourself in what? shit water? Fuck I can't handle this anymore. I gotta get some fresh air. Be back with a can of air freshener.
>tfw Carl is stronger than all of us
>>2770615
I didn't try to end his life. It was just to scare him, and I'm sure that the only threat for him was the possibility of soiling himself to death.
>>2770615
In the sense that it's all one set, maybe. I don't really think about such things.
>>2770648
My origins aren't really important. Ultimately, neither is what sort of youkai I am.
>>2770621
>ERP Maria
It's the same one
>>2770648
I'm sure there is a "How not to be useless for dummies" book out there. You could learn from that.
>>2770638
But every "wrong" guess simply means you're narrowing it all down.
>>2770652
I do that my with my dick
>>2770651
Nope. I go down to the bathhouse every day and enjoy a relaxing spa~
>>2770665
Oh, I suppose you're right.
What makes you so wise in this method of thinking?
>>2770657
But it's part of your identity... Why wouldn't it be important?
>>2770663
I'm not useless! I already told you I'm good at loads of things...
>>2770654
I highly doubt that considering you actually shot tracksuit, who are you trying to fool? Because it's not me.
>>2770657
I can't really think of such things, I have a block preventing me from thinking about them too deeply.
>>2770648
Because spess, kid. Because spess
>>2770682
Examples?
>>2770676
As I said, I just can't stand "it just works". Things like magic.
>>2770600
How the- why would you do that?!!
>>2770611
Oh no far from it. Lets continue shall we?
You exhibt symptoms of anti-social disorders, the fact that you pull out a gun on boys you dont like. Your inability to forgive people for the tiniest of actions. Your profession as a wannabe hitgirl. All signs youre a total psycho-bitch. You arnt even pretty to make up for it.
Oh and if you shoot me, not only will it be ineffective waste of bullets but it also makes you an animal abuser. Ironically another trait of the pyschopath.
>>2770648
Maybe, oh I dunno, an albino monkey?
>>2770601
>tfw we actually have based spess clown
>>2770682
Because what I do in the present is more important. Am I curious what sort of youkai I am? Sure, but it's not that big a deal to me.
>>2770685
To keep you from...'breaking' yourself?
>>2770684
>>2770694
BRO, NOW I SPILLED A MILKSHAKE ALL OVER MYSELF. BRO, IT'S SO COLD. BRO, IT'S A MESS. BRO, WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?
>>2770685
He asked me to do it and I complied with his request.
>>2770694
I'm not the best at this, but I'm sure that what you're doing is not the correct way to build up a healthy conversation.
Are you done now?
>>2770684
Did someone lose a pet?
>>2770686
Is it some kind of joke or something...? I don't get it...
>>2770689
Well...I'm good at gardening...and you know those games with the claw where you gotta grab the prizes? I'm great at those. Oh, and the carnival game with the hoops! Or the one with the squirt guns!
>>2770694
Monkeys can't talk, so you must be an alien!
>>2770703
B-But...you gotta know who you are!
>>2770638
Hey its not like they havent tortured both our races miss-
Please, honor is meaningless. Trickery? I say Its called strategy stra-teh-gy! God saying that takes me back.
>>2770709
Bruh, how do you live? How do you even function?
>>2770716
No but you see, I never implied I was good at that.
In other news-
NEW
GAME
WHEN?
>>2770703
Yup, well I suppose break isn't the right word though, I suppose it's like a coma of sorts, thinking about a question without an answer. Although all you'd need to do if that happened is to wipe my memory I suppose, but I have the block so there's no worry.
>>2770716
You know killing someone, even if they ask for it, is still illegal, so it doesn't change the fact, and knowing him, he was probably being sarcastic.
>tfw the city betrayed you
>>2770734
By being the coolest guy on the planet. Duh.
>>2770742
>>2770733
You're not supposed to get it!
>>2770733
Gardening is an acceptable answer, but what did you just say about guns?
>>2770734
I don't care. Just stay silent, that's all I'm asking from you.
>>2770739
He was really into it and asked for it sincerely. I just did the right thing and he still survived.
>>2770733
Oh yes I forgot you dont know.
Well this helmet I wear boosts IQ and strength. the big tl;dr the average monkey with it has human intelligence, though no way to speak english unless it learnt it. Mine is so advanced not only can i speak it like its nothing, but my iq is pretty dam high. Higher then most scientists
>>2770743
Debatable
>>2770733
I know who I am! Elly, the good-for-nothing gatekeeper of Mugenkan!
>>2770739
I wouldn't exactly know how to do that, either way....
>>2770756
Name one dude cooler than me.
>>2770748
...Then why...did you say it?
>>2770755
You know, the squirt gun games! Where you need to fill the targets with water?
>>2770756
So your helmet is even better than the other ones...? Huh.
>>2770772
Maybe if you knew about yourself, you wouldn't be 'good for nothing'...
>>2770780
Fuck if I know!
>>2770775
Me.
Your girlfriend tested, your mother approved
>>2770780
Yes because I made it myself. So powerful it gives me psychic abilities. Want to see?
>>2770780
For a second I thought that you were talking about real guns. Sorry for showing interest about it, I won't make that mistake again.
>>2770755
Ok, I'm going to say this now, unless under very specific circumstances, never should someone say shooting him was the right thing to do, and shooting tracksuit was not one of those circumstances.
>>2770772
I think the only ones here I'd trust to do that are Miku, Haku, and Rin, because there the same as me, but again this won't happen, I'm only saying this in the highly unlikely chance.
I'll host in 20 minutes, in the meantime, I'll add some events.
If you have some event suggestions for me, you can send it through my Steam.
Or you can reply to this.
Event theme are Umineko No Naku Koro Ni based or When the Seagulls cry in English.
See ya later.
>>2770783
...
>>2770786
That depends, you're not gonna throw a truck or something at me, are you?
>>2770792
Wh-What? Where would I get a gun?!
>>2770755
Like Im going to take orders from a human brat.
>>2770796
Thank god
>>2770780
I'm just a lousy fighter. And harsh on myself, for that matter....
>>2770794
Miku...? Ah! She's that one host, right?
>>2770786
I don't do commitment, and my mom's a hambeast.
Great job, dude, you really showed me.
>>2770794
You're not in the position to judge my actions. I just did as he asked and I think it turned out well. He can't die here anyway and I taught him a lesson.
Everything is all good now.
>>2770798
From your parents? My dad gave me one at after my first words.
>>2770799
I know that I'm a human and stating the obvious will get you nowhere.
>>2770804
and in one post you went from "Cool" to absolute cancer. Good job.
>>2770798
No of course not.
Check em
>>2770804
So what youre saying is, youre a virgin and your mothers a fat-
The living fuck?
>>2770796
>not writing your own events
>asking for free creative content from users of a lower than average mental capacity based on something most of us don't really care about
Try harder.
>>2770800
Yup, I haven't seen her in a couple of days. Actually come to think of it the only vocaloid I've seen in the last couple of days has been Rin, so I'm a little worried..
>>2770818
Oh, so I'm the one judging people on their actions? I'm not judging you besides, I speak of these things that everyone agrees on, ya'know they're called 'laws', but I guess a vigilante wouldn't care about those.
>>2770819
Bro, cool people always look like cancer to not cool people. That's why nerds write jocks badly in their nerd movies.
>>2770824
Not sure where you're getting that from little dude, but yeah, my mom's not a babe. Plus, you know. My mom. That's like a major drop in hotness scale.
>>2770800
>Bites your neck.
>>2770835
There are no laws outside of the arena, so we have to put people to their place or it would become even more troublesome around here.
>>2770835
Is that your peoples' term...? And Miss Aussa's partaken in a lot of those games, I think there were always break periods of sorts.
...I still remember being deafened by one lady whenever that "colony drop" thing happens.
>>2770841
>Screams loudly
>>2770841
Good old vampiric lesbians
>>2770829
>implying I don't write my own events
You need to learn the word "Suggestion".
I assure you that 120 of my events are written by me. With Kamina being my proofreader.
>>2770818
Wh-What kind of... My Dad just makes me help him with his manga! Nobody in my family has guns!
>>2770824
Well, I guess you might as well...
>>2770800
You can't be the only one!
Suggestion: every post has a 140 character limit like on Twitter
>>2770848
>Drinks blood.
>tfw tempted to get battleborn
what should i do, hg?
>>2770872
Orendi a cute
>>2770863
He never made you eat poison before?
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/harry-potter-game-of-thrones-the-hunger-games-cause-mental-illness-in-children-headteacher-claims-a7020176.html
>Harry Potter, Game of Thrones and The Hunger Games can cause mental illness in children, headteacher claims
>Hunger Games
It all makes sense now
>>2770868
What did you do that Sakuya, Big Neptune?
>>2770865
No fuck twitter and fuck you. Youre making me want to exposition just so I can piss you off further!
>>2770872
>its got vegeta and nappa's voice actors of course im going to say yes
>>2770845
How hasn't Iida talked to you yet...? He hates me and even he would agree with me here, honestly why do people that call themselves heroes here have no awareness...
>>2770848
Oh I suppose, that's just what the ones from our company is called, In haven't seen any from another company here yet though, and what's a colony drop?
>>2770868
You look like my HDD form.
I was tired 6 hours ago
Help
>>2770863
In neither regards, I suppose.
>>2770868
>Continued screaming and scythe-flailing
>>2770894
Some sort of giant habitat designed for life in space called a "space colony", getting thrown in to the atmosphere at something.
Reminder, benedict + thorn otp
>>2770896
Hey Neptune, how are you doing, my friend?
>>2770892
>look up nappas voice actor
>notice he does smites apollo
WHAT
>>2770904
Try cringing visibly. Heard that works better than garlic and crosses even.
>>2770896
You look like you need an eggplant.
>>2770908
Good I guess. Kinda bored.
>>2770903
Go to sleep?
>>2770872
Meh game tbqh. Got me bored pretty quickly.
>>2770917
I tried that. Didn't work.
>>2770877
N-No! Never!
>>2770904
You can't be the worst fighter here, so cheer up!
>>2770904
Oooh, ok I get what you mean now, it was just a weird term.
>>2770914
Whoah there, don't give her the Devil's vegtable
>>2770917
I'm also bored, early hours on a tuesday.
Guess i'm gonna play some videogames , what aboug you
>>2770894
I never called myself a hero in the first place.
>>2770921
Looks like only my dad was *weird* that way.
>>2770904
>Continues drinking.
>You like this.
>>2770872
>tfw the enemy Marquis snipes your first sentry all the way from their base
>>2770892
>killin and bardock voice awesome looking rocket launcher bird guy
i'm fucking sold, buying it right now
>>2770517
you remember
the 21st night of September
>>2771685
