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ERP Thread

Getting comfy edition

Previous thread: >>2766584
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First for sleep!
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I want to violently rape Muffet
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>>2768986
Go sleep yuruposter.
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Oh boy!
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>>2768971
Why are they clothed? You had one job, OP.
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g'night erp
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>>2768665 (Sorceress)
>The sight of the voluptuous mage before him mouthing his length made his own legs quite weak - for a male whose sexual experience equated about to a few bouts of sexual intercourse with a disinterested brothel worker, this amount of pure eroticism was almost too much. He worried about orgasming the moment his length slipped past her red lips, but thankfully he held on to his composure. Gently he took hold of her wide brimmed hat, setting it aside with respect to the article. Once that was done, his hand rested against the top of her head, desperate to touch her, to feel her silk smooth hair. Every bit of her was a treat for his eyes. The wobble of her breasts with her every movement, how her dress rode up, how her body looked in this position...
S-Sorceress... ngh... I... I apologize if I suddenly... this, this is new to me...!
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>>2768985
Multiple images.
Anyway, time to go to bed, have some ribi porn. and by some, I mean all.
http://imgur.com/a/9ygWT
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>>2769014
Zero had two images.
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>>2768954
>She presses his head against her lap, rubbing her chest against him while she hums a song
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>>2769002
Full naked is boring as fuck anon.
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>>2768995
It's not time to sleep, you socially incapable miko!
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>>2769025
>He smiles and inserts a finger into her vagina.
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>>2769025
(At first glance before opening the image I thought her hand was a dick.)
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>>2769014
Holy shit. Th-thanks...
>masturbates furiously to Ribbon porn
See you in 3 days!
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>>2769025
Who must this lovely maiden be? The name is Magolor, captain of the Lor Starcutter.
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>Sorry about the wait but I left to go eat.
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still here? im back
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Err????
I am Shadow Dedede. The mirror version of the Dedede you could possibly know.
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>>2769092
(Oh that's fine miss~)
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>>2769100
Yep! welcome back
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>>2769092
(Oh no worries it happens)
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>>2769128
Would you rather be clothed, or nude while I pound your tight butt senseless, Tomoko?
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(Okay. New character test run #2. This might not go as long as the last one since it's getting a little late but who knows? Speed. Marker. Aaaaaand action!)

>a strange little lad flew into the area, cackling with glee. He flew this way and there, over the heads of the anons that were partaking in their carnal lusts, over the heads of the beautiful women the spider boy came to meet, and he drifted down onto the ground, twirling around in a fancy display before taking a bow and taking a look around the area

Hello, everyone! I am...

>the arachnid sorcerer flew up into the air again, twirling around cackling again as his upper detached hands begin to spin a web together and they spread apart, revealing a sign made of webbing that sparkled in the moonlight that said "TARANZA", while the middle set of detached hands were making "V for victory signs" and the bottom set of hands making two proud thumbs up

Taranza! Yes, yes, thank you, thank you!
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>>2769120
Thank you! How are you??

i dont know why I even post an renge i dont have many opics anyway. Why do I do this?
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>>2769056
>She shivers and jumps by the feeling
D-dear more slowly, don't be so straight forward ~
>She keeps rubbing her chest on his head, feeling his heavy breath between her bosom
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>>2769009
>The Sorceress hums out a sultry moan that ripples down her tongue as she prods at his tip with it, and her eyelids flutter against their closure. She traces the faint curve within his sack, both his orbs taut under her thumbs as she slips her lips back along his shaft. Once her lips surround his ridge again, she eases them back and forth over that rigid ring, with her wet muscle slipping around his head with a languid pace. A gulp tightens her throat and lips before she sucks in tight, then slides down along his length with an easy push. Her breath blasts out of her nose along the rest of his member, and her spittle seeps out around the tight lock she keeps, to trickle down along his stiff flesh.
>She pries her eyelids open a little at that point, looking up at him as she tilts back a little. Just a scant slip away from wrapping her throat around him, another moan slips out of her throat, and buzzes along the tight caress her cheeks give. Then she tilts back down, and her walls relax around him. His helmet pries her tight throat open, and she chokes a little, the convulsions squirming around his flesh as it pounds out his beat into her. Further down she goes after she recovers, until her nose brushes down above his pubis. A tremble flows along her limbs and spine as she holds herself there, shallow and tight pants scarce through her nose. Once she can no longer remain, she pulls back with a lazy tug, dragging her lips as they squeeze over his girth.
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>>2769152
>Magolor floats down clapping
Nice show! Make it more flashy!
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>>2769158
>Why do I do this?
>implying the liquor could ever give you bad ideas
Perish the thought.
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>>2769152
As the previous Taranza player, I already approve. Good luck.
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>>2769079
>The violence of his orgasm pushes a gasp into the Sorceress, before she twitches with each hot rope that splatters down onto her, and the bitter flavor filling into the air as he spews. Her hand flows along his length quicker, gathering errant strands and droplets of his seed as his member lurches and jumps within her grasp. The dip in her eyelids grows deeper as she meets his, tilting her head back as her lips open wider with every lash he sprays out onto her. A tremble works along her, one after the other, as the heat dissipates into her skin and chases chills along her nerves after. Your increased pace, the jerkiness, all of that from before and now end up with her body stiffening as your climax rides through. Her juices seep out as her entrances twitch, both rings working in a tandem beat as she shudders out a moan, with her core clenching against its own walls. The Sorceress' urging dies down from her worded pleas, to simple huffs of bliss.
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>>2769152
CUTE!
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>>2769158
To have fun maybe? and I'm doing well!
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>>2769163
>He goes red in the cheeks.
Where do you want it?
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>>2769144
I don't care~ I'd love to be pounded with and without clothes on.
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(for Sorceress)
>>2769079
>>2769165
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>>2769172
I'm not even that drunk though!
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(For you:)
>>2769188
>>2769179
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>>2769189
Go to bed.
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>>2769187
You're such a horny slut Tomoko, I love it.
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THESE
GODDAMN
YURUPOSTERS!!
need to go sleep
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>>2769189
Renge I love you so much!
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>>2769205
I'm not even posting right now!
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>>2769197
(Just caught it: sorry for the impatience! You were incredible. Would it be terribly rude of me to leave for some rest? You've worn me out in the best way...quite a mess~)
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Shitposting loudly.
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>>2769225
Shitposting
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>>2769184
I don't know! Oh well!
Se've talked before right?
>>2769198
Why? who are you?
>>2769213
Why? I've only ben here a couple times you silly! I don't come heere often enough for you to say such a thing.
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>>2769224
(Not at all. Rest well, I'm glad you enjoyed our play so well.)
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>>2769170
Hm? Who said that?

>two hands from his right side floated up so they can shade each set of eyes as he looked around the place, hoping to find the source of the voice he recognized, then his eyes glowed with joy when he saw him

Ahh, Magolor! Is that you? It is you! How have you been? How HAVE you been?

>the boy floated down and quickly went over to his fellow sorcerer, already two hands floating out to shake his hand in greeting before he suddenly stopped and the spiderling looked at the blue-clad sorcerer in questioning

What ARE you doing here?

>>2769173
(Thank you!)

>>2769181
>a tinge of crimson formed on the boy's cheeks but he smiled at the compliment, showing two little fangs as he brought a mischievous finger up to his face, trying to act demure and embarrassed but it was clear that the word went straight to his head

You really think so?
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>>2769225
Shitposting meme
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>>2769197
(Hey it's the anon who was doing the shrinking potion thing with you last week. Do you want to continue that or are you too busy right now?)
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>>2769233
But I've known you from the beginning of your posting! I love you Renge-chan.
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>>2769233
Yeah you fell asleep when I was playing with your butt, if you enjoy it then it's fine I think!
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>>2769225
Postingshit
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>>2769225
I'm really feeling it!
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>>2769117
"Soft?" Kowan said linguistically. "But ships can not be soft!" She wiggles her index finger as she tuts. "A ship can't be soft or we'd sink too easily, you silly boy" She smiles as she pets the cute boys hair.

>>2769141
Kowan let's out a small sigh, then wraps her arms around him pushing his face into her big bosom "This is a huge dock! I think I have only seen a small portion of it; it it a nice dock though." Kowan looks down to examine what he said. Her face grows a deep red as she moves to cover her thin thong.
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>>2769225
More shit
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>>2769238
I don't know... I wanted to meet someone here but alas....
>He holds a clam shaped locket and tucks it away.
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>>2769200
Y-Yeah >\\\<
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>>2769237
(How could I not? Your responses put mine to shame: you're amazing! I hope we can play again soon, I'll be on the lookout! Thank you sooooo much~!)
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>>2769225
Even more
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Lurker for a while here showing himself, and I hope everyone is not yet asleep.
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>>2769225
Feeling itttt
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>>2769260
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>>2769225
[shitposts shitpostfully]
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>>2769266
Kill yourself
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>>2769262
Tomoko, please ride my thick cock with your plump little butt!
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>>2769253
>He lets out a small giggle as the women pets him.
B-but it really is soft~ And ship? You aren't a ship you look like a lovely women.
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>>2769243
(Do you think we'd manage acceptable-enough progress for you within an hour?)

>>2769264
(Thank you for your time: we'll probably run into each other this way again soon.)
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>>2769281
Thanks friend

Here's a loli
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YOU DARE LOOK UPON THE HOST OF SHITPOSTING?
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>>2769285
>>2769286
>>2769284
Kill yourselves
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>>2769275
CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABS
CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABS
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>>2769286
(Thank you~! Until then!)
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>>2769296
Dude.

Shitpost my asshole.
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>>2769283
You first :^)
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>>2769301
REEEE
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>>2769308
I drink bleach every morning
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>>2769297
Go to bed, Cirno, you're cranky.
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>>2769286
(Yeah an hour should probably be enough time.)
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>>2769165
>He remains mostly silent as he watches her, save the occasional quiet grunt. He's determined to enjoy the show she gives him fully, as well as the pleasure she delivers to him. His thumb lightly caresses her head, brushing away any stray strands that would threaten to cover her eyes.
S-Sorceress... f-fair mage... y-you are...
>His words are caught in his throat when he feels it - feels her throat accept his tip, accept more of him. He feels the vibrations around his sensitive length as she lightly gags. The pure knight in him wants to stop it there, worried in his naivety he's choked her, but she quickly recovers and puts his mind at ease. He can't help himself now, as her slow pace pushes him ever forward a conclusion - his strong, muscled hips start to lightly thrust against her face as she draws back. A gentle motion, befitting of him. It was in that recovery from a gag he almost blew right there - in fact, a small squirt of the knight's semen splashed against the back of her throat, before he caught himself and held the waterfall of his release back, wanting to relish in this longer.
I... can feel it, my lady... it's almost... nnn... I cannot, for much longer...!
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>>2769284
I-I would love to anon b-but I have no time to erp today.. I come and go every once in a while but that's it....I am sorry
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>>2769322
I miss you all though.

It's been MONTHS!!
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>>2769244
Really? that's so cute, thank you!

>>2769245
oh i did? im sorry. i dunno if we should start somethin today eitheer then. I"mm kinda sick actually.
>>2769285
Whoa! I thoguht you posted a pic of me for a second!
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>>2769277
>the boy tilted his head quizzically and quickly floated over to be behind the fellow sorcerer, his four eyes glinting with curiosity as he hoped to catch a glimpse of what that locket held. Already hands were reaching out towards the locket before the blue-clad being could tuck it away but they grasped nothing, and instead they rested upon his head

What is that? Who is that? Let me see, let me see!
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Shitposting you say?
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So many Yuriposters tonight.
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>>2769326
>>2769331
>>2769334
>>2769340
Weed man
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>>2769313
-ALLY FEELING IT
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>>2769342
Holy fuck dude
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>>2769346
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
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>>2769339
I still love you, Cirno.
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>>2769341
>He hides it
IT'S PERSONAL!!!!
I thought it being a clam shell would give it away also...
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>>2769253
>as she blushes, he quickly begins to rub her breasts.
You were thinking of something else wern't you Kowan?
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>>2769339
You know Clown left and hasn't come back, right?

You finally got what you wanted. Though I have NO fucking clue what you see in that hollow-headed, massive idiot. The guy makes me look like a genius.
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>>2769347
REALLY FEELING IT
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>>2769365
I am a genius cutie. But he was my only friend here??

He's all I had from you sea of shitters??

>>2769359
Ubububu
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>>2769340
It's fine don't worry about it! It was fun for a bit no need to be sorry.
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>>2769385
Can I be your friend?
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I'm going to sleep.
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>>2769343
Cirno's not a yuruposter, silly Usami.

>>2769385
Well maybe he'll come back when he stops working so much, and then you can continue your shitposting rampage with fresh enthusiasm.
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>>2769402
Depends how cute you are.
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>>2769414
He won't.

He hates me now, our love is long gone with him. Yet I still hold on.

It's a sad life.
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>>2769326
(All right, then, we can go through with that.)

>>2769331
>That single squirt catches her taste buds and explodes over them, and her nose fills with his scent as she pries her eyes open. They shimmer across her irises, half in glaze, and half from tears urged out when she pushed her throat over his crown. The Sorceress' lips twitch at their corners, tightening her upper and bottom lips around him as she reaches his ridge one last time. A slight nod, subtlety almost to the point of being lost in her sudden push down. Her throat remains inches away from his tip as she bobs along his length, keeping her mouth a tight prison around his pulsing flesh as she slurps over him. A messy, hungry sound.
>Her one hand releases, travelling up to his abdomen under the tunic, where she swirls along those firm lines his muscles form. The ripple, uncontrolled, rolls under her touch as she whimpers against him. Her tongue flattens along his underside, grazing those swollen stretches along his glans. She squeezes down around his sack with her other hand, tensing there just enough to urge his hips again, and as if to coax out those ropes of seed he holds back. Then, with all that implicit permission, she nods a last time, enough that her hair brushes forward against his thighs, and his tip swirls along her soft cheeks.
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>>2769340
Oh um sorry for the confusion!
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>>2769362
>all six hands crossed his chest and the boy flicked his hair with a "hmph!" at the sorcerer's outburst and he floated a small distance away as he spoke

You expect me to remember everything, Magolor? I dare say I can't even remember what I had for breakfast this morning! Oh, no, I remember. A lovely plate of fly omelette and a refreshing glass of aphid dew. Scrumptious!

>>2769406
Good night then, Magolor. I dare say I will be seeing more of you in this place, huh?

>the spiderling twirled around to face Magolor and gave his fellow sorcerer a hearty wave with three hands in farewell
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>>2769427
>loving this

my fucking sides
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>>2769434
Okay, real talk from Cirno.

That picture??? Super cute....
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>>2769185
(I'm sorry dear, this is why I didn't wanted to ERP but I really love to do it, I'm busy now, getting ready to go on my trip, I'm sorry for taking half an hour to say this)
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>>2769443
Quality meme, amigo.
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>>2769446
Stop playing tsundere and ERP with us already. There are already several people here who blur the line between shitposting and ERP, anyway.
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>>2769443
You didn't get his good side.
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>>2769417
8.5 out of 10 with a love for funposting.
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>>2769460
Fuck. I also told him to cut his fucking hair.

I hope he did.

>>2769464
I'm too much a weenie.
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>>2769446
Oh well... Thank you miss~
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>>2769460
>Meme
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Look at his fucking face
>>2769468
Sorry, here.
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>>2769487
Anyone can be cute with work. But his personality is what sold me...

Don't judge me...

He also needs to cut that fucking hair like I screamed at him to do.
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>>2769506
>Anyone can be cute with work.
You wont think that once you've seen me, senpai
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>>2769506
>But his personality is what sold me...
I will never, ever understand...
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
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>>2769519
Even you, anon. Yes!! You!!! All of us can be cute.

>>2769522
It's confusing, Senpai.
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RASPUTIN VS STALIN
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(That was actually a really fun little test run. Refreshing even. I hope to have more fun as this little bugger in the near future. For now, good night thread!)
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Cool mustache, Wario
Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo
How many dictators does it take
To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states?
It's a disgrace what you did to your own people
Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil
You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia
And the history books unfold ya!
As a messed up motherfucker bent in the mind
Who built a superpower but he paid the price
With the endless destruction of Russian lives
If you're the man of steel I spit kryptonite!
Big dick mystic known to hypnotize
I could end you with a whisper to your wife
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Look into my eyes you perverted witch
See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch
You think I give a fuck about my wife?
My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life
You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock!
I'd leave your neck in a noose, in a trench, and shot!
Your whole family? Shot! All your wizard friends? Shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi? Shot!
Starve you for days til you waste away
I even crush mother fuckers when I'm laid in state
Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture
Drop the hammer on you harder than I bitch slapped Hitler
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>>2769363
>That picture, I love it when pictures shows the people playing together.
Kowan's blush just grows brighter and more pronounced as he starts to rub her large chest. "W-what if someone see's us?" She teases him.
Kowan pulled away from him then she proceeded to push the top side of her sweater in to reveal her chest to him. "That should make it easier~ I have no idea why you'd want to do that over my shirt. I mean it is a very thick sweater.

>>2769285
"Yes I am a ship, in fact I am; wait hold on" Kowan turns around then reaches into her bosom to pull out a wrinkly note. She whispers to herself as she rehearses the note.

Kowan puts the note back into her bosom then turns back around; coughing into her now closed fist to draw his attention.
"I am the child of the darkest depths, the great beast that claims both land and sea! by my command the very heavens rain down lightning and fire! I am Harbour Princess Wanko of the Abyssal Fleet!..."
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>>2769535
Half of my conversations with him are me pointing out why what he said made absolutely no fucking sense, usually followed up by him with something along the lines of "well it makes sense in my head". I suppose you could see a, uh...charm, in that.
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I have no pride for you who ruined everything
My revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie!
I fought the bondage of classes, the proletariat masses
Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses!
Let me start with you there, Frankenstein!
Looking like something out of R.L. Stine
It's hip hop chowder, red over white
Cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight!
And Joseph you were supposed to be my right hand man
But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man!
Our whole future was bright, you let your heart grow dark
And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!
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Knock knock knock knock
Did somebody say birthmarks?
Yo I'm the host with the most Glasnost
Assholes made a mess and the war got cold
Shook hands with both Ronalds; Reagan and McDonald's, no doubt!
If your name end with 'in', time to get out!
I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, playa!
Torn down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man Oh yeah!
You two need yoga, you need a shower
And you all need to learn how to handle real power!
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Mmmf. I swear I brought more to drink in this stupid thing.
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I have no pride for you who ruined everything
My revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie!
I fought the bondage of classes, the proletariat masses
Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses!
Let me start with you there, Frankenstein!
Looking like something out of R.L. Stine
It's hip hop chowder, red over white
Cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight!
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Look into my eyes you perverted witch
See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch
You think I give a fuck about my wife?
My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life
You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock!
I'd leave your neck in a noose, in a trench, and shot!
Your whole family? Shot! All your wizard friends? Shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi? Shot!
Starve you for days til you waste away
I even crush ow, good night thread!)
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Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)23:54:38 No.2769551â–¶
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Cool mustache, Wario
Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo
How many dictators does it take
To turn an
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RASPU empire into a union of ruinous states?mother fuckers when I'u were supposed to be my right han
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Did somebody say real power?
Дa, you want to mess with me?
I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats
Blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba
Doing judo moves and schooling every communist cyкa.
I'm a president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me
The last man who attacked me, lived a half-life, so comrade come at me
You don't know what you're doing
When you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin
You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP!
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>>2769563
He's cute right? Like... Uguu..
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I have no pride for you who ruined everything
My revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie!
I fought the bondage of classes, the proletariat masses
Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses!
Let me start with you there, Frankenstein!
Looking like something out of R.L. Stine
It's hip hop chowder, red over white
Cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight!
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Look into my eyes you perverted witch
See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch
You think I give a fuck about my wife?
My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life
You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock!
I'd leave your neck in a noose, in a trench, and shot!
Your whole family? Shot! All your wizard friends? Shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi? Shot!
Starve you for days til you waste away
I even crush ow, good night thread!)
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Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)23:54:38 No.2769551â–¶
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Cool mustache, Wario
Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo
How many dictators does it take
To turn an
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RASPU empire into a union of ruinous states?mother fuckers when I'u were supposed to be my right han
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>>2769431
>As her hand traveled over the muscles of his chest, the hand not currently caressing her hair took a gentle hold of her hand, interlocking his fingers with hers. His chest heaved against their combined hands, harsh pants as pleasure drove him closer and closer to his edge. That he had held this long was a testament to his endurance, much like the scars that adorned his chest and back from battles spent against the most vile creatures. This battle was a far more pleasant one - with a rival whose beauty far outmatched the goddess' he's been in the presence of, and who tested his endurance far more than any battle with a demon or God could.
>His strong grip on her hand grows - careful not to hurt her, but strong enough to show her he's reached it. His eyes meet hers for one long moment before finally his blue eyes disappear from her gaze and he bites his lower lip, his breathing shallow as his fingers toy with hers, like a boy nervously toying with a girl he likes' hand as they shared their first kiss. He steals one last glance before his eyes close though - at her beautiful face, buried in to his crotch, how her thick bottom pushed out in her current position, her mane of gorgeous red hair, the heavy sway of her large, perfect breasts... and then he lets go. As if that last squeeze to his testicles was a button to be pushed for his release, he started to let go. His legs quivered, once more threatened to topple over from the immense pleasure she gave him. Every small motion she performed, every gentle touch, it seemed urged out more of his warm release. Months of being without sexual release, spent fighting for his life with adrenaline and testosterone pumping through him finally had its release then, his rich, thick seed his gift to her for her efforts.
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on)23:56:05 No.2769571â–¶
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I have no pride for you who ruined everything
My revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie!
I fought the bondage of classes, the proletariat masses
Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses!
Let me start with you there, Frankenstein!
Looking like something out of R.L. Stine
It's hip hop chowder, red over white
Cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight!
And Joseph yoY4MTA3.jpg (126 KB, 1200x1200)
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Look into my eyes you perverted witch
See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch
You think I give a fuck about my wife?
My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life
You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock!
I'd leave your neck in a noose, in a trench, and shot!
Your whole family? Shot! All your wizard friends? Shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi? Shot!
Starve you for days til you waste away
I even crush ow, good night thread!)
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Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)23:54:38 No.2769551â–¶
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Cool mustache, Wario
Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo
How many dictators does it take
To turn an
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Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)23:53:44 No.2769540â–¶
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RASPU en of ruinous states?mother fuckers when I'u were supposed to be my right han
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Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)23:57:28 No.2769591â–¶
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Did somebody say real power?
Дa, you want to mess with me?
I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats
Blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba
Doing judo moves and schooling every communist cyкa.
I'm a president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me
The last man who attacked me, lived a half-life, so comrade come at me
You don't know what you're doing
When you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin
You'll fien I'u were supposed to be my right han
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>>2769597
No, that's definitely not the word I'd use.
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>>2769634
You're just seeing it all wrong...

Can't please everyone...
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>>2769634
(Silly yuru talkin' mad shit.)
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>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8w3p6-Y4ZQ
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>>2769464
And who among us would DARE to blur such a line? Who I say you
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>>2769562
Wow that sounds like a very important role!
>The small boy stares in awe at the pale women with his blight gleaming violet eyes.

>>2769582
Hello there miss~ Want me to get you a glass of water to drink?
>The boy clearly unaware you were talking about alcohol.
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>>2769582
I REALLY wish it wasn't so late so I could lewd with you.
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>>2769597
Hoshi?
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>>2769650
(You WOULD show up as I'm at the tail end of an all day RP spree)
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tfw you're talking lewd to other fat neckbeards
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I have no pride for you who ruined everything
My revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie!
I fought the bondage of classes, the proletariat masses
Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses!
Let me start with you there, Frankenstein!
Looking like something out of R.L. Stine
It's hip hop chowder, red over white
Cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight!
And Joseph yoY4MTA3.jpg (126 KB, 1200x1200)
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Look into my eyes you perverted witch
See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch
You think I give a fuck about my wife?
My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life
You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock!
I'd leave your neck in a noose, in a trench, and shot!
Your whole family? Shot! All your wizard friends? Shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi? Shot!
Starve you for days til you waste away
I even crush ow, good night thread!)
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Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)23:54:38 No.2769551â–¶
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Cool mustache, Wario
Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo
How many dictators does it take
To turn an
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Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)23:53:44 No.2769540â–¶
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RASPU en of ruinous states?mother fuckers when I'u were supposed to be my right han
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Anonymous 05/09/16(Mon)23:57:28 No.2769591â–¶
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Did somebody say real power?
Дa, you want to mess with me?
I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beats
Blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba
Doing judo moves and schooling every communist cyкa.
I'm a president in my prime, my enemies don't distract me
The last man who attacked me, lived a half-life, so comrade come at me
You don't know what you're doing
When you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin
You'll fien I'u were supposed to be my right han
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>>2769646
He has you, I guess, so, y'know...good for him.

>>2769650
This whole avatar/persona was created under the basis of calling Clown an idiot, so I mean...

Also, welcome back, thread mom. You were greatly missed.

>>2769652
You, obviously, though not with that avatar. But there's others too, like Silica.
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>>2769650
You're not even a cute Touhou drinking.

2/10 Fampai.

>>2769667
Who the fuck is Hoshi?

>>2769676
>Tfw this was my meme
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>>2769676
>only 50 arguments won

What a scrub.

I bet he can still see his dick.
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>>2769562
Then they can watch to their hearts content. Unless you really want some privacy.
>he starts to knead and grope kowan's breasts non-stop, taking one hand away to stroke her horn
We can do anything we want~ or do you prefer knowing all these men are watching you blush and moan like its your first time?
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Kuso thread
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>>2769657
>Yuugi's ruby red eyes flick lazily up to you, a little grin rising on the oni's face as she relaxes in the hot pool of water. She turns over onto her side, raising her arms and crossing them on the edge of the pool, setting the bright red dish down and purring throatily up at you.
Water would be reeeeeal nice, cutie-pie.

>>2769658
(That's me, the one with the worst timing.)

>>2769672
(What can I say, dear? I'm the best unintentional cocktease.)

>>2769693
(I doubt it. Also, hi. Hope you're having a great day~)

>>2769695
(Shaddup, Cirno.)
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Another time.
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>>2769723
>this suddenly influx of Kirby avas

The hell happened? Not that I mind.
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>>2769693
Not anymore.

Anyways, I'm going to bed. Night friend.

If anyone wants to add me on steam you're free to -

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Shitster/
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>>2769722
>water
Hangover?
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>>2769737
Memes into dreams.
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>>2769722
Oh I'll be right back then!
>The small boy runs around trying to find a kitchen before returning with a glass and a large bottle of chilled water.
Here you go miss~
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>>2769615
>Her eyes pop open with that first burst that meets her mouth, washing over her as he permits his release to flow along his twitching member, and spray in. Its flavor even thicker than the preview he afforded her, she shudders, and her eyes roll without focus before she closes them once more. Her fingertips drag along his firm, scarred chest as he takes her hand, and she rests her other palm along the bottom of his sack. Each lurch and jump registers along her nerves, flooding up along her arm and splintering off in a thousand other races, shivering over her through their chill. She gulps with a hungry force behind her, scarce able to keep up with his output to let his seed linger on her tongue, or pool along her soft palette.
>As the thickness becomes difficult to swallow, she eases down, with her throat working in a tight undulation. Whimpers pour out against his out-pour, and she drops her hand from his balls to rest on his thigh. Every breath heaves her chest up, and sets her back in a line that dips from arch to curl, and then back. She drinks from him, sucking as tight as her lips can allow, while his girth spreads them with its pulsing pumps. However long he lasts, she leaves him within that humid prison, her thighs coming together tighter with each passing second.
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>>2769693
>They don't know that I shitpost with karl when I erp with sponty

>He wipes the sweat from his brow.
I haven't a clue of what you could ever mean
>More sweat forms, soon soo much sweat has formed their watertight suit swells like a balloon
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>>2769695
>tfw you created this meme but now is a loser talking to other grown men on the internet
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>>2769757
I've become what I hate.

Drinking bleach when I wake up.
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>>2769676
>implying im fat or have a neckbeard.
Nice projection
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>>2769738
Good night, Cirno. Hopefully you've quelled your lust for shitposting for the time being.

>>2769749
I may or may not be thinking about a certain time you ERPed with Shinoa on a different avatar. Don't worry, Karl, my lips are sealed.

>>2769722
I am, thanks, and same to you!
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>>2769431
(I guess we're skipping ahead to the point where you've already made the potion and everything's ready then?)

>He eagerly takes the bottle from Sorceress' hands. Holding it tightly he feels himself starting to tremble as the weight of what he's about to do truly begins to settle in his mind. Still, it was too late to back out now and with no more hesitation he pops the cork off and downs the contents of the bottle in one go, wincing slightly from the earthy taste of all the magical ingredients inside.

So, Miss Sorceress. How long does it take for the effect to kick in?

>Before he can hear a response the potion already begins to work its magic. A slight feeling of light headedness washes over him as he feels his clothes begin to loosen and slip against his deminishing body. At first the process is extremely gradual, he looks curiously over at Sorceress to see if he can figure out her reaction to his sudden change, but all her face seems to show is a expression of casual observation, as if she's simply watching another one of her experiments take place. As he reaches eye level with her already intimidating chest area the effect starts to really kick in. Suddenly he feels as if he's in free-fall as he disappears almost instantly into a large pile of clothing. To an outside observer he appeared to have simply vanished, but both people there knew he was still present. Now only a mere inch in height and trapped under the suffocating weight of what were his own clothes just a moment ago.

(Sorry if I'm slow typing these up. I'm still a bit new to this.)
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>>2769741
>Yuugi's eyes flash red, her lip curling up to show off one of her sharp, sharp fangs.
No.

>>2769747
Yeeeah-huh...
>The oni grins widely up at the androgynous little human before her, reaching up and scooping the bottle and glass, setting them down next to her and wiping the back of her forehead with her hand.
Yeah, that's not for me. You're gonna want it. Get those clothes off and come on into the hot water, shrimp.
>The oni smiles smugly up at you, her arms crossed across her massive chest, her red eyes gleaming and her face flushed with drunkenness and the hot water licking at her toned, powerful body. She stares right into your face unblinkingly, waiting to see if you're going to fight back or do the smart thing and obey her.
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Amazon X Yuugi
when
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>>2769816
(When Parsee explodes out of pure jealousy.)
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>>2769828
value lost approaches zero
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>>2769816
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>>2769737
>slut Ribbon
>cute Taranza
>dom DDK

Fun times ahead
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>>2769814
You arnt the first oni ive seen, and I know youre lying. They always get playful when feeling devious.

So how are you?
>>2769828
>that sounds kinda hot
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>>2769814
O-oh um okay miss..
>The boy turns around and removes his shirt before bending over to take off his skirt and panties giving you a sight of his soft little ass as he turns around and walks over; getting into the hot waters with her as his hands cover up his privates.
T-this feels nice~
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>It's getting to the point where I'm super tired before my second wind so I apologize for any mistakes and other things...


>>2769657
"It is indeed an important role!" Kowan nods then pets the cute small boy once more.

>>2769698
Kowan blushes ever more as she hears him mention that there are already other people watching them.
"D-do you mean people are watching us right now...?
A moan escapes her lips as he squeezes her sensitive horn, while groping and fondling her heavy teat.
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>>2769748
>It's a long moment of bliss, the feeling of his release, and feeling her match every twitch with a languid gulp and swallow of her own. His hand at her head has a steady hold on the back of her head, but as he slowly finished and finally was spent, that gentle grip became an affectionate petting, his fingers running through her hair; showing his lover his appreciation. His eyes open in time to notice her troubles at swallowing the massive release he'd given her. He wants to show concern, but he can only smile, laugh even, as she gets control of the situation and manages to keep it down. Spent of seed, still his cock rests in her warm mouth, keeping his length protected, warm, and wet as it slowly softens following such an explosive release.
>His legs regain their strength, and the knight regains his composure, his breath steadying. Still, he keeps his gentle hold on her hand as he had this entire time.
A hungry mage, aren't you? a fellow of Vinheim once told me magic usage exhausts you, and an intake of food is regularly required...
>A light, awkward joke. A Solaire staple, as his blue eyes look at her with all the warmth in the world.

>>2769722
(Troublesome cocktease poster)
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Hi! Mostly just popping in, since I'll have to be up early tomorrow. But next evening should be more fun!
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>>2769802
(I have no problem with this start, though, most of that hour is gone by now.)

>The Sorceress lifts a finger as he guzzles down the entire contents, and then sighs, dropping her arm back to her side. A half-smile stretches over her lips as he makes his inquiry, and then dies away as his form slips down to minuscule stature. For a moment, she looks down at the rumpled mass, but she soon bends over. Her touch is ginger as she removes the shirt from the pile, never taking the hem more than a few inches off, only to toss it to the side once his body comes into view - just far enough that the gust rustles his hair.

Magic's a little different from what you might be used to.

>Her announcement likely booms for him, even though she delivered it as a soft whisper, and as her smile stretches she dips down. A careful slip to the ground brings her knee to his side, with her gown splayed out under her leg: most of her thigh is a wide field for him to look over, though the fold where it meets her hip is an easy traverse. Still, she plants her palm on the ground near her knee, with her knuckles placed almost as a ramp, and her thumb rests along one edge. She nods, a tiny motion that sweeps her hair, and then coaxes him on with her other hand.
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>>2769794
>tfw you know who I am yet I don't know who you are

That was a bit fun, though I must admit I do regret it though, but at the same time it was hard to pass up
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>>2769865
>The small boy giggles and moves closer to the women quickly wrapping his arms around her.
An important role for such a beautiful women~

(Oh that's fine miss~ But you should probably sleep if you're tired.)

>>2769878
Hello again miss~
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>>2769878
Hi.
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>>2769838
(Oi, oi. Parsee's getting better.)

>>2769845
(If you take explode to mean orgasm, it is!)
>The gigantic woman raises a bright blonde eyebrow and crosses her arms underneath her gigantic breasts, her entire body reminiscent of a certain sweater-clad Princess if not her loud, brash voice and the fierce fire in her eyes.
What's that supposed to mean? No human can make it down into Gensokyo and live. You haven't met a single oni down there!

>>2769862
>Yuugi cranes her neck openly to try and tell what you've got between your legs. Having only recently rediscovered male anatomy, she can't tell just by looking at your soft, sweet, feminine figure. She grins nonetheless as you slip in, sitting away from the buck naked oni, and she scoots closer to put an arm around your slender shoulder.
How kind of ya. The water feels real nice, right? It really relaxes ya, loosens ya up...
>She grins wickedly and yanks you up, tugging you into her lap and laying your head back against her breasts, roughly grabbing your wrists and starting to pull them away from your crotch. The drunk, heavily-breathing demon leans forward, a cascade of her honey-blonde hair raining down over your purple locks.
Mmmmm...

>>2769869
>

>>2769878
(Hihi, Shantae~)
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>>2769865
Yep! Does it excite you?
>he strokes her horn vigorously, rubbing her nipples firmly every time a moan escapes.
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>>2769869
>Even in its softening, the Sorceress basks in his member's thickness for a moment longer, and her answer comes as a tight moan along his length. Then she blasts a breath out through her nose, and slips back along Solaire's rod, her tongue rolling around the curve as she takes up any scant leaving of his cum. Once her lips meet his ridge again, she sucks tight before pulling back, the o-shape contracting before she finally pops off with a gasp. Her lips hang open as she lifts her hand from his thigh, and brings it down to clear away the spit that dribbles down along her bottom lip, before she looks up at him. Both her eyelids hang in a heavy line, under which her eyes are glazed over with a fresh glare as she eases back onto her heels.
Well...anyone would surely feast when they have such delicacy on hand, be they needy or not.
>She lifts her hand up, and stretches out her index finger to brush over her bottom lip. Both still tingle, his throb thrumming along her flesh even after abandoning his prick. The Sorceress allows her eyes a moment's close as she flushes over, then grins. Neither leg shifts, and she, instead, meets his eyes once more, and coaxes him down with her fingertips curling in.
However, most feasts don't inspire further need, my good knight, do they?
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I WANT TO FUCK ACTUAL JUDY HOPPS
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>>2769890
Hi! Sounds like you're having a little fun already.

>>2769909
Hello!

>>2769928
(H-hi~! Having a good night?)
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>>2769959
(Pretty good, chocolate cake. How're you?)
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Mattie player when?
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>>2769943
>>2769869
>>2769802
>>2769928
>All this writing
How?
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>>2769970
(It's my career of choice, I can't help it.)
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>>2769959
Damn girl, you've got all the right moves
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>>2769928
Well, live is a more techincal term.
Im an admiral of the abyssal fleet. Hell's navy ring any bells? I have to work with a lot of naval based Oni.
Most of them are quite sweet outside of battle, others...more psychotic.
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>>2769970
I believe you mean
"Type less."
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>>2769981
A-Admiral?
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>>2769970
I've also been trying to figure this out...
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>>2769928
Ah! Y-yes it really does.
>Jun lets out an awkward giggles as he now rests atop the oni feeling his head press gently against her large chest pillows; genly closing his eyes and enjoying it before he feels his arms be pulled away revealing the boy's small member.
W-well I guess you see it now...
>His face begins to blush even harder becoming a bright crimson glow.

>>2769959
Oh y-yes I think I am~
>He lets out a small giggle.

>>2769970
(If you put effort into something you can create a lot.)

>>2769989
(Time to call in Maria.)
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>>2769997
You should be figuring out how to go to bed instead.
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>>2769989
>Picks up and carries the silly little PO! machine out of the thread.
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>>2769989
>why can i always imagine, like overly cheerful music whenever you arrive
Hello hoppou! How's our littlest ship doing?
>>2770001
>kek
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>>2769970
Unpack what you put down. Imagine the scene as it plays out, and try to incorporate as much of that reality into your words.
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>>2769970
Fluff out everything you write with filler.
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>>2770009
This, write more than just what your dick's doing and you'll fill posts out that size in no time.
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>>2770021
This.
8/10 of that stuff is pointless.
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>>2769943
Ah... Sorceress...
>He breaths heavily as she continues to tease his softened length, bringing some hardness back in to it as was surely her intent. A she eased back on to her heels, looking ever the goddess, he looked down to her with the same warmth he'd done so this entire time.
Mmm, I cannot disagree. You have a feast of yourself, I'd love to partake in...
>He says, his gaze upon her body obvious. Her hips, her breasts. That hardness grows a little more then, and when she flashes a grin, he's almost back to full mast again. He follows her motion eagerly, a smirk of his own on his chiseled features as he falls to his knees slowly, then looms over her.
Again right you are, my lady. We've more to engorge ourselves on, don't we...?

>>2769970
(Fun things are fun)

>>2769928
(I need a recharge after this play, I bet you'll be done by then, freaking tease.)
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>>2770007
>Hugs the loli succubus.

>>2770008
(Kek? W-what for?)
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>>2770007
Thank you. I dont know what I would do if someone tried anything on her. Call it fatherly worries I guess.
>>2770038
>calling maria
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>>2770005
Why do you want me to go to sleep so bad?
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>>2770037
(I should have mentioned that I had an hour left to you, as well, when I first said that an hour ago. This transition point seems like a good place to jump off from the next time, though I wish I could continue on throughout.)
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It's almost time. Who will tempt fate this time?
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>>2770001
>Her hands quickly wrench yours away from your crotch, taking your submission as an indication to plow on ahead like the bullheaded demon she is. She looks over your shoulder, brushing her cheek against yours, staring down at your dick intently for a long, silent moment before her face cracks into a wide grin.
AHA! I KNEW IT! EVEN BOYS CAN BE CUTE!
>Yuugi declares at the top of her lungs, her hands snapping away from your wrists and down to your soft, smooth cock and balls, her fingers roughly pressing into your sensitive dick and rubbing coarsely, trying to drunkenly grind an erection up with the rough equivalent of a powerful handjob. She growls loudly above you, like a predator who's found the perfect prey, grinning a wide and happy grin as she feels how soft your skin is, how you have yet to fully develop.
Ehehe... Men are weird. Why's yours so small and cute, ehhh?

>>2770037
(You know it.)
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>>2770061
Because look at the freaking clock!
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>>2770005
That's a good one, anon.
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>>2770081
You go to bed too.
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>>2769967
(Okay, wow, turns out I really like cute pet names. Legitimate rush there...and I'm good! Up a little too late, but I wanted to make sure I wasn't forgotten! And it is nice to see you again.)

>>2769978
Thanks! Dancing is pretty important to my magic.

>>2770001
>Shantae gives the boy a quick hug, giggling.
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>>2770021
>>2770032
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>>2770076
Now im scared il waste it, its a horrible habit of mine.
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>>2770067
(Naw it's fine, I saw you mention it earlier and I was well aware. That's a perfect point to stop though, yeah. Glad I could come out for you, had a lovely time with you as ever.)

>>2770078
(Blaaaaah!)
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>>2770087
Only if you continue spreading the wonders of sleep all night.
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>>2770094
for a proper t/l note it would leave the 'main' sub as "nottu disu shitto agen" then have a three line long explanation of how he's talking about a west African condiment made from fried shellfish and scotch bonnet chilli peppers
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>>2770038
>quickly returns before carrying Northern off.
>>2770058
Yeah no problem, gotta watch out for the silly little curious cutie.
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>>2770079
I'm looking, and it's not time for me to go to bed for another 2 hours.

>>2770081
>>2770087
I agree. Preferably with me.
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>>2769890
>>2769929
>Don't think I can go on, my deepest apologizes
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>>2770088
(Aw, I wouldn't forget you. It's lovely to see you again too. I've been in kind of a stressful place, so it's good to see a friendly face. Hopefully you can come in and make these anons sing a bit.)

>>2770106
(Nothing but the best for you~)
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>>2770094
Nothing wrong with it, but that's honestly the key.
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>>2770133
It's not filler, though. If it all serves a purpose then it's just part of the writing. Sure, it's above utilitarian standards and it's not necessary to make good ERP, but it's not meaningless fluff.
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>>2769880
(My bad again, sorry. Something came up so I had to jump back and forth for a short while. Would you be okay continuing this again at a later point? I've got my reply typed out and I'll save it for next time if that's better for you.)
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>>2770067
(I'll have you one day. Do you and I have each other's emails?)
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>>2770117
>Its cool ive done it before! Sleep tight!
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>>2770058
(She did ask for me to message them every time Hoppou-chan appears.)

>>2770078
Ah! C-careful... It's sensitive...
>The boy quickly bites down onto his own hand releasing a lout moan as the more powerful hand of the women strokes his small member splashing the hot water over it stimulating him causing it to immediately become erect.
I-I don't know...
>He begins to squirm around atop of you as his body is filled with pleasure from her rough handling of him.

>>2770088
>He returns it in kind before quickly pecking her on the cheek.

>>2770110
>Squeals in delight.

>>2770117
(That's fine always make sure you put yourself first before anything else so rest well~)
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>>2770148
(That works out well, as I was just leaving. We'll carry on at a later point: stay well.)

>>2770156
(Not that I know of, though that can change in the future. I'd rather play in the threads first, though, if that's all right.)
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>>2770145
>>2770133
It's not needed for just bare fucking but it might be nice for the person to read if there is more then just blind rutting.
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>>2770167
(Fine by me! But here it is anyway, just so you can have it. [email protected]
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Anyone up for some Touhou ERP on steam or skype?
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>>2770167
(Thanks. I'll try to catch you next time you're here. Good night.)
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>blindly ruts your bumholes
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>Good night and sweet dreams everyone.
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>>2770190
Why not here?
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>>2770199
(Sleep well miss~)
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>>2770199
>Sleep tight shipper
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>>2770119
(Mmm...I really should sleep - I just got on too late. I'm sorry times have been stressful! I'll try to visit you tomorrow, okay? I'd love to help! Er, and not just in a lewd sense, if talking helps.)

>>2770165
>She pulls him into a cuddlier hug, nuzzling his cheek in response to his peck.

You keep being cute, you~

>>2770167
(G'night!)
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>>2770199
(Oh, and goodnight to you too! Says Shantae. Sweet dreams!)
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>>2770165
H-hi. I thought i might find you here.
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>>2770214
(I-I did not mean to post that image!)

>>2770220
Oh I'll keep trying miss~
>He giggles and presses himself further into you
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>>2770165
Heehee, you squeal like a girl but you feel like a boy...
>She leans down quickly and bites at the base of your slender neck, hungrily nibbling at your skin, her hands shaking hard as one wraps around your smaller cock and the other cups your balls. Her rough, callused thumb rubs more gently at your semen-packed balls, but she jerks your dick from behind with all of the same speed and artless, enthusiastic desire. Her breath washes over your neck and shoulder and she bites down a little harder, sending a shock of sensation up and down your spine.

>>2770199
(Sleep well, dear!)

>>2770220
(Heehee, lewd will definitely be the most fun. I'll try to be on, I need to use some time to get essays and crap done. Go rest, okay? Sweet dreams to you too.)
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>>2770200
I like to keep it private.
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>>2770167
('nite 'nite, thank you again for the good time.)

>>2770119
(What'd be best for me is that Oni ass on my face

Hope you're doing well though, if things've been rough lately.)
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>>2770236
(This one? And don't worry, I'm fine now. Letting it all out tends to help. Taking care of yourself?)
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>>2770236
(Yes, exactly so!

I've been okay, enjoyed my weekend. Finally got to really RP today, which was nice. I wanted to get some time with you this weekend but I figured you'd probably be busy or doing whatever, so I didn't flood your e-mail/namedrop you too much, heh.)
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>>2770235
I see, unfortunately, both my Skype and steam have personal info or I'd take you up on the offer.
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>>2770269
(You figured right. And I'm sorry about that. That's two I owe you, so let me ease my debt a bit as soon as I can~)
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>>2770227
Oh? Hello mister anon~

>>2770234
>The small boy lets out nothing but moans as his body became consumed by pleasure; his hand moving up into the women's hair as he tries to caress her face.
Ah! C-close..
>Jun's small member pulsates and twitches rapidly within the larger women's grip giving her a clear warning of the enevitable release of his cum that will soon come flowing out into the bath the two are sharing.
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>>2770272
Whatchu think I'll do?

Go out and and call your boss about your dirty little secret? Hack your IP and steal your creditcard info?
I just want to jack off, buddy.
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>>2770274
(It's all good, I kept myself busy, and I hope your busy-ness wasn't too on the negative side.

I have a three day weekend this coming weekend, if you find yourself free at all and *really* want to make things up to me...)
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>>2770287
...Nue?
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