We start if off with a slide of death. Part 2 115 HG.
Pay your respects or whatever you survivors want to do. I'd suggest burning the bodies before it turns into a rather unpleasant smell for the rest of you.
My apologies for the slow posting times. PNG's take 1-2 minutes for me to upload as my internet is acting up strangely. I'll try and be faster as less and less stand.
>>2766370
What if they steal your clothes?
>>2766352
F in peace.
>>2766370
Why don't you help me out a little instead of asking me questions that don't need to be asked?
>>2766363
>activates it
HAIL COOOOOOBRAAAAAAA
>>2766355
What lovely drumming.
>>2766370
I've heard rumors that he's extremely overbearing. I find that hard to believe, knowing that he's also a class president.
>>2766352
Forgetting all the stress with icecream? Watching over the horde of infected as it all continues? How delightful, just be wary as that won't continue on.
Bear traps seem to be really dangerous for the few of you. You should pay more attention as that bear trap might be fatal when the time nears.
You shouldn't try and hit a zombie to a pulp, that makes noice. You might be unexperienced but that won't do a lot good y'know?
>>2766349
Are you trying to call me cute?
Dubs
>>2766417
You're too slow.
>>2766352
I don't care for any of them.
>>2766417
I never had this. Though it is nice to not worry right now.
>>2766417
I already know this. That frog that isn't anywhere to be found told me this.
>>2766417
Don't even leave a scrap.
Shit like this just isn't right, and it's all gotta die.
>>2766417
Well shit, if you wanted me to lead so badly you should have just said that instead.
>>2766441
Uh, depends, would that be a good thing or a bad thing?
When the fuck did we get a Misha
>>2766470
Who is that..?
>>2766417
WITNESS
>>2766417
Mokou, you should be more wary and you should definitely be better prepared. Not everyone walks around bare naked, you know?
Exchanging what little you have for someone who's pretty much your enemy in the battle of survival? That's ... remarkable.
Ruby, how unfortunate... At least you'll be remembered, just make sure that you don't regret what you did.
>>2766368
Not bad.
>>2766405
Thanks.
Probably It's not a bad idea try to practicing on that place.
>>2766499
Ive come for what is rightfully mine
>>2766499
I- I hope I didn't hurt Ruby..
>>2766507
Well, you can more or less do anything you feel like here, hm?
>>2766499
None of the food left was burgers.
>>2766499
>>2766520
Oh. You're pissed about before, huh.
>>2766352
Don't burn my body! Freeze it until technology is advanced enough to bring me back!
>>2766396
U-Uh...I don't know. I doubt anyone here would want to steal my clothes. Or at least I hope not. It's not like they could fit anyone else. Except maybe you, but even then I think they would be a little tight.
>>2766398
I would, but it looks like I'm already dead...
>>2766415
Really? Huh. He did seem a little intimidating.
>>2766499
I-It's got a bit of flavor to it...
>>2766499
What the fuck? Is this a cult that tried to chase me and extract me off my mana?
>>2766284
Peak point monkey helmet? That sounds promising. Whose bright idea was that, anyway?
>>2766524
Looks familiar... Then again just about every female human here looks the same..
>>2766525
A-anon, you feelin alright buddy?
>>2766538
Or maybe they'd just take 'em off and have their way with you while you're sleeping.
>>2766469
Not at all! Compliments are a sweet thing~! I love sweet things, especially parfaits!
Are you a professional sweet person or something?
>>2766470
I dunno... I don't have a watch! Wahaha.
>>2766536
Just a touch.
The boots too
>>2766538
Today's youth sure is lazy.
>>2766499
I can hear the military coming in. Take cover or be the first one to fall.
>>2766562
Th...There's no way I'd sleep through something like that!
>>2766525
Green numbers master race loser
>>2766573
>>2766590
Yeah, yeah. Just take the stuff.
I'm leaving you again.
>>2766594
They might knock you out or something. Better hope Nova or I are there to save you.
>>2766531
>>2766590
That took longer than I wanted due to this. Here's your winscreen as well Garnet. You performed well out there killing both survivors and the infected.
>>2766590
Mulligan!
>>2766590
I don't want to see that thing anymore. Clean it up.
>>2766590
Day 4 again
>>2766590
>>2766590
Oops wrong fucking folder. Kill me right now.
>>2766590
Come on kid, stop getting lost already. You're starting to get on my nerves.
>>2766642
>>2766645
Yeah. I had my game split due to the autocropper acting weird. Saved the win in the folder for the first part of the other folder contained the rest. I'm a retard. My bad.
>>2766645
Well... We're boned
>>2766645
I can't catch a single break around here...
>>2766645
It is the most logical choice.
>>2766625
>Thanks again.
>>2766645
>>2766679
>>2766671
Or not.
>>2766590
>>2766645
>>2766671
wait what?
>>2766645
Oh shit.. Open the door! Sh.. shit... Take cover!!
>>2766530
Agreed, It does look that way.
Everyones doing what they wants, freely.
Although, even with the chance of bothering someone with a little of noise, I guess I don't have a problem with being a bit silent.
>>2766538
Apparently so, I think you would know better than I do about him.
He didn't lay a hand on you, did he?
>>2766645
How terrible..
>>2766554
The monkey helmet was invented by a man I simply refer to as The Proffessor, it was a helmet with two distinct advantages. One it boosted the iq significantly, allowing monkeys to think like humans. Two it had a colour coded siren to tell the state of a monkeys alertness.
I was already bright by monkey standards and they gave me an advanced prototype. I broke out, and designed an even better one, the peak point. My raw abilities are so strong now i even have telepathic abilities like yourself. My iq so advanced ive built entire space stations with ease.
Who cares if a little negative feedback happens. A minor side effect
>>2766698
I didn't see any indication of me dying.
Skeletons are NOT funny
>>2766645
>>2766671
I skipped a day of peace to see only 7 of you at the supply drop. Which one of you will prove yourself worthy? Machi and Blossom, you're dancing with fire and the ones holding that fire are more than capable.
>>2766707
>I fucked up by switching folders due to autocropper messing up. I accidentally posted the wrong slide and then I posted the right one straight after realising my mistake. My apologies.
>>2766588
I'm not lazy, I'm dead! It's the perfect excuse.
>>2766622
Y-Yeah...I'd be totally screwed if no one showed up in that scenario. Literally.
>she yawns
Anyway, since I'm already dead I think it's time for me to go to bed. Goodnight, Midori-chan! I'll see you tomorrow.
>>2766719
He didn't! We didn't even talk that much, really. Anyway I should probably get going. I'll see you tomorrow, Nova!
>>2766737
We are serious buisness. Bad to the bone even.
>>2766748
Oh come on! What was that for?
>>2766748
Time to speed it up as I'm getting tired and I'm screwing up more than I can afford.
Bob, do you really think you can outrun them, will you succeed or will you fail? The answer lies within.
And passing the time with a board game huh? I can't say that's a smart move, but it'll do if you fancy staying aware all the time.
>>2766780
Yeah, I'll come back to HQ with you. This game really pissed me off.
>>2766770
Ah. I thought I would have survived it.
>>2766789
Not a lot of muscle, but tons of backbone?
>>2766735
Perhaps a better idea to wait until a little while later in the future. Say, until after that portion of the city isn't being drenched in flames....
>>2766718
If the noise bothers someone they could just go somewhere else, or so I see it. Thank goodness that Iida fellow isn't here, though, with how he is he'd be likely to threaten to break them.
>>2766796
Next slide was peace - skipped.
We have a survivor in the next slide. Place your bets while I patch up an extraction and some stuff to make sure the survivor gets what they deserve.
http://poal.me/ho39ei
>>2766810
Why am I suddenly reminded that e-sports is a thing that actually exists?
>>2766793
Cut!
Blossom baby, l'm havin trouble believing your read, now lookie here: yous fighting over supplies and she burns your face off and as you're dying you're in brutal terrible agony okay baby
Lets take it from the top
>>2766810
>That face
I can't stop laughing, send help.
>>2766828
I have been through worse. I just forgot where I was.
>>2766843
Extraction coming in. Congratulations on surviving. The statistics are coming up and so will your prize.
>>2766851
Probably due to the person standing with a bunch of wrestlers.
>>2766860
OH SHIT I REMEMBER THIS GAME
>>2766810
What the fuck is up with dean's hair?
>>2766860
>Okay, that made me laugh. Honestly I don't know how to act my character anymore. I just lost a lot of interest. This made me laugh though, I know my character is truly awful..
>>2766901
He's the lunatic fringe, crazy people don't have time to groom
>>2766878
And so this ends.
You're all dismissed and good luck biting off the horde in the next time I decide to appear.
>Let me know if the winscreens suffice or if they are trash. If they are garbage I'll whip up something else than this.
>>2766878
>>2766920
Blank screen in case you prefer that.
>>2766567
http://pastebin.com/fRH8rzyB
>>2766875
Oh, well. It happens to everyone, I suppose.
>>2766932
Congratulations, sir!
And thank you for having them, miss.
>>2766914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqUa_G1h3pw
>>2766920
>>2766932
Statistics. Now get the hell out of my sight before I throw all of you out there again.
>>2766946
Congrats Sans.
>>2766920
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>I like mine's just fine.
>>2766939
It is an easy thing to forget.
>>2766881
Damn right you rememba me: famous director Shao Ting
>>2766907
Baby we just gotta reinvent your image
Edgier and more real
How do you feel about going down on a pro wrestler?
>>2766946
Thank you for the game! Now I'm really going to bed. Goodnight, everyone!
>>2766802
Hmm? Alright. Let's get going, then.
>>2766946
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>2766920
Congratulations, thanks for hosting, and the win screen seems fine to me.
>>2766939
When did you get back?
>>2766963
Which likewise happens to everyone, amusingly enough.
>>2766970
Farewell, miss.
>>2766981
Er...I sort of won the game before this...?
>>2766946
>kissu
>>2766828
You're right, they can just go somewhere else... or perhaps not.
In any case. It wouldn't being strange to bothering someone, or "that" certain person.
I know how people threatens their tools, most likely to break them or left them behind, on other cases people can keep them as a valuable item.
>>2766946
Well, you did your best.
Congratulations!
>>2766996
>Smooch
>>2766968
Honestly, not interested in that kind of relationship, maybe bub- erm. Nevermind about that. I know I haven't acted my normal self as of late. But I'm trying to stay positive.
>>2766996
Ugh... Why are you kissing me when I'm still trying to dress myself up into a different attire and make sure the entire personality swap comes together. I should really just dispose of you right here and right now as you're making my time a lot worse.
>>2766990
I'm sorry I kinda just got back... I fell asleep earlier, so that's eight now right?
>>2766933
With a firm, solid thrust of her hips, Akira thrust her crystal-clear prosthetic cock into Misha's quivering mound of love pudding, eliciting a high-pitched squeal of delight from the other girl. With each thrust, the pink-haired girl's melon-like breasts heaved and bounced, the strawberry-pink nipples hard as rocks. Akira paused her merciless pounding of Misha's pleasure canyon long enough to bend down and give her a taste of her own fish taco juice on her lips, then continued to to pleasure the bubbly young girl's muff with powerful, practiced thrusts of her ribbed rockin' rocket.
>>2766946
Emroy is grateful for the sacrifices that you provided for him with this wonderful conflict.
>>2767059
>love pudding
>>2766999
I could never see myself doing something like that. Though, I just don't know what I'd do without my, ah, tool.
>She cradles her scythe close to her
Though, that Iida person can be such a pain. Even if he didn't spew threats, he'd likely at the least call you a 'degenerate' for playing in public.
>>2767024
Ah, of course...and yes, with my average of kills remaining the same, at that.
>She smiles to herself
>>2767059
Di-Did you really need to share that with the rest of us?
>>2767075
Who the hell are you? You're going on my waifuchart so give me your name.
>>2767059
Stop right there!
>>2767059
>pleasure canyon
>>2767098
It's on the filename you blind faggot.
>>2767059
Holy moly! That's nasty!
>>2767059
Someone actually spent time writing all of that.
Akira put the penis into the vagina
>>2767085
You won twice today right? I can't believe this, it's unfair.
>>2767098
Wa-I-Fu chart? I've no intentions to go anywhere right now, but I'm the Apostle of the god called Emroy, Rory Mercury.
>>2767059
This looks more like great satire and a good laugh. You should try and entertain the whorehouse around the corner with that, I'm sure they'll see it as comedic value as well.
>>2767119
Don't ever speak to me or my face hidden in the shadow ever again.
>>2767059
Someone make this HG meta.
Fuck you all
>>2767158
DON'T DO IT, HE HAS HORRIBLE TASTE.
>>2767158
Noted.
Kill yourselves
>>2767165
>>2767193
>Kissu
>>2767193
>kills ourselves
>>2767150
I...er...I got lucky.
>She leans away slightly, seeming to try to make herself smaller
>>2767193
Depressed as I am, I'd rather not.
>>2767193
3 Months and I will so come at me I'll fucking kill myself the hell outa here.
HAND ME ANOTHER BAG OF THEM CHIPS
>>2767193
You first scumbag.
>>2767183
Anybody who's interested in one of the humble servants of the God of War is also interested in Emroy himself. I couldn't ignore his prayers even if I tried.
>>2767085
Your tool is a part of your being and they way on how you use them, you thank them for the job that they're doing everyday.
Of course tools knows something more than their owners.
Most likely because they operate entirely through the magic of their users.
Either way, that person you've talked before seems like a complete pain for anyone to talk... I'll keep it on mind.
>>2767206
Maybe people just don't like me, at least if that were the case I'd believe it wasn't my terrible luck.
>>2767228
>pets
>>2767193
I'll just jump in front of a bus!
I love you guys. Keep being based.
>>2767193
My, my...
Asking someone to end their own lives?
I have better things to do than fulfilling your petition.
Your president is right here!
>>2767193
YES SIR!
>>2767273
Is this legit?
>>2767294
Is what legit?
>>2767303
Does someone really think that way about us?
>>2767262
Don't get so familiar with me while you're hiding in the shadows. Touching a demigoddess won't end well if they're in a bad mood,
but you got lucky because I feel quite happy, so I'll accept this tribute from you~
>>2767316
Yeah, sure. You guys are okay. A little shitpost-y, but still okay.
>>2767316
probably not desu
cripple circlejerk when
>>2767246
>She relaxes slightly, resting it on her shoulder
I'm...afraid I don't entirely understand that, I think, but I suppose it wouldn't bee much of a stretch to call my scythe a part of me.
...And yes, he really is agitating, unfortunately. Seems to be convinced he's the only person here that isn't crazy.
>>2767246
Well, that's rather harsh...I don't know why someone would hate you so.
>>2767282
Er...president? Of what?
Well, lots of new faces. Howdy, y'all.
SSSSIEG ZEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>2767366
Not sure if b8 or not...
>>2767322
>pets
>>2767366
Holy cow, its Jesus Christ!
>>2767366
I do not believe the signals my eyeballs are sending from themselves to my brain.
>>2767322
Alright.
>kissu.
>legs it.
is sending a human shit through the mail legal?
>>2767366
Now I'm sure this isn't legit.
>>2767366
Hello, sir.
>Not all of us as old as initially evident.
>>2767366
Hey look it's Will Smith
>>2767366
>jesus gets 66
And who are you supposed to be old man? Oh wait now I remember, youre that jesus guy the hippies and fundamentalist kids wouldent sop raving about.
>>2767384
Nah, it's me. Your ol buddy JC. How've ya been, anon?
>>2767385
No shit!
>>2767400
Believe it, sister.
>>2767383
Don't bully best capra. Those damn kids got what they deserve
>>2767382
SIIEEEEG ZEON!
Aah, feels good to get that off my chest.
>>2767403
Yes. It's toxic waste. You can't send it through the normal mail
>>2767361
President of the Eastern Chipp Kingdom!
>>2767418
This is kind of shocking. I never thought I'd meet someone as holy as you in a place like this.
>>2767366
Heya
>Is that you Jesus?
>>2767383
You are welcome child.
>>2767418
>>2767418
Does this mean Armageddon Games Season 2?
>>2767385
And that' where it's enough. You should try a different thing to provide a sacrifice to Lord Emroy. Petting won't take you anywhere and it won't please me in the end~
>>2767401
Believers sure change as time goes on.
>>2767426
What if l put it in a ziploc container?
>>2767457
That's my fetish.
>>2767448
The Eastern...what? President of a kingdom?
...The outside world is stranger than I thought.
>>2767361
>>2767229
>Whoops, first one was Raiko's
This video will make you kek
https://youtu.be/egbFmySMjV0
>>2767472
I wasn't trying to please you, I wanted to see if you were sincere about letting random people pet you or not.
>>2767463
Actually it means rapture.
Don't you read the bible?
>>2767492
imposter
yuno please host
>>2767361
Well, I guess you're right, I suppose I'll win one eventually, until then I'll keep making up dumb jokes.
>>2767493
Hey, it's sounds cool and it's simple, alright?
>>2767514
But anon, it is my fetish, that shit turns me on hardcore~
>I-I seriously hope you know that is literally Stockings actual fetish
>>2767511
I thought you said you were leaving forever, you dingus.
>>2767366
...
If you can have one active host do a game for us right now who would it be and what game would you like hosted?
>>2767511
A lot has changes since you've been gone, big guy.
>>2767521
S-Sorry, two games is where I draw the line. I don't want to end up like Kamina.
>>2767511
Specter, supreme ruler of all simians.
Which female ava should I fap to?
>>2767511
I was thrown into this world around a week or two ago, so pardon me for being shocked that Jesus Christ comes in here like it's nothing. It takes time to get used to something like that.
>>2767539
Nope. Said I was done hosting. Just checked, my code still works. Maybe I'll go back on that too. Never said I was gone forever. Why? You want Jesus to ava, bro?
>>2767366
>>2767508
Random would be false, but petting is something that I allow to those who follow the voice of Emroy to the very end, but I think that would be a bad idea around here.
People would just lie to have a chance to touch me, so I've to go back on my word.
>>2767548
Hoshi
Academia Games
>>2767564
Kurumi
>>2767570
I liked your games. The mythology gave me a boner.
Whether you're back to stay or not, it's good to see you.
>>2767570
It'd be nice to see a familiar face around again. Nice to see you coming around again.
>>2767549
Such as?
>>2767554
Oh, that's neat. Have fun with your monkeys.
>>2767564
Vert probably.
>>2767526
It took me a little while to win, myself. Just give it time.
>>2767532
Simple...? Hm, not to myself, at least. You certainly do dress, er, boldly, for a president.
>>2767511
Isn't that...Spanish? Huh, that's been quite the while.
>>2767594
I forget, were you here for the /sanc/ shit or not?
>>2767594
Hoshi left for a month and returned.
Tupac is in the middle of moving to a new country.
Link left and joined erp.
Sunset left.
Bolin is back.
Spike has been missing.
I'm probably missing a lot more.
>>2767606
Oh this? Just what I wear when I fight, I'm looking for a Ram, I don't remember the details, I just know it's a ram and that is it lethal.
>>2767627
Spike is still here and so is Link.
>>2767573
Two people petting you doesn't really mean you have to go back home. Instead you should try acting like that kind of stuff doesn't happen. If you go about your time here as normal then I doubt people will try touching you...er, save for that one guy and I.
i want to see luluco and midori have sex
>>2767606
It's just a little disheartening I suppose, but that really shouldn't effect me considering the lack of an actual heart, heh.
>>2767567
It happens, mang. This place is like a black hole.
>>2767589
Aw. Thanks. Maybe I'll pop in and host. Was kinda hoping BS deleted my shit, but I kinda miss you turds.
>>2767590
And you as well, anon.
>>2767617
No idea what that is.
>>2767627
So I have little reason to stick around. Is that what you're getting at?
Chickens eating scrambled eggs
>>2767594
Monkeys that have the same intelligence as your average human.
You laugh now, but youl stop once you see every nature reserve and countryside filled with my fellow monkeys capable of using sub machine guns
>>2767659
Just letting you know what you've missed, that's all.
>>2767642
I don't remember saying that I'll leave. I just simply have to look out for this stuff and that's all.
>>2767659
>No idea what that is.
One man's plot to herd us all back onto /hga/, that's what it is.
>>2767633
Erhm...do you mean Ramlethal Valentine?
>>2767649
Oh, you know what I mean...!
>>2766720
>>2767554
A minor side effect? You're more unstable than a stack of greased-up ball bearings on a rowboat.
>>2767659
Hey, the hippy's paying us a visit. What sucked you back in here?
>>2767690
>>2767690
That's correct! I need to beat her so the U.N. can reconginize my country!
it was better when jesus was gone
>>2767690
I know I know, it was just a joke, I guess it wasn't funny.
>>2767679
I wish you the best of luck with catching perverts. I have a feeling you'll make for amazing bait!
>>2767709
Eh, it will be fine. Just wait till he get's "drunk"
i want jesus to die for our sins
>>2767709
Post Cards.
>>2767681
>herd
>implying he'd have any way to accomplish anything with force
People who believe this are fucking retarded
>>2767702
What!?
>>2767706
...Miss Ramlethal is a good friend of mine, sir.
>>2767716
More like 'mildly annoyed'.
>>2767668
That's cool, bro. Humans have intelligence. Ever seen another primate build an engine?
>>2767677
Appreciated, anon.
>>2767681
Fuck that! I'll start hosting again if it would help.
>>2767684
I'll consider it. Wouldn't be any sort of regular though.
>>2767692
That's good news.
>>2767699
I missed your dry ass humor, Lady Raven. How've ya been?
>>2767709
So sorry, Yukine.
>>2767722
>implying I'm not.
>>2767725
Did that once. Didn't turn out so hot.
>>2767718
Well, if they want to meet Emroy earlier, they're more than welcome to come to me if they need assistance with that~
>>2767752
>Yukine
You wish it was only him
Before I attempt to do this, there is no one else interested in hosting right now?
>>2767752
Jesus, please end my suffering.
>>2767749
Alright, I really don't have any idea how that changes things, unless you're telling me that she would fight using her friends as weapons, such a cunning stragety, it's however too complicated for my taste.
>all these oldfags coming back recently
>>2767361
I know, It's a rather confusing. I was considered myself as a tool before, but I finally found my own independence after of a certain period of time.
Heh, I wished to stay here a bit longer and talk with you, Miss.
but my time here is limited, Well then.
I hope to see you again on another chance.
>>2767761
You keep mentioning this Emroy fellow, but you're not telling me who he is exactly. Is he your keeper or something?
>>2767786
me to
>>2767773
I'm highly uninterested
>>2767752
I've been, that's for sure. Still in the grind, though I've slowed down the gears a little. What about you?
>>2767798
>pats butt
>>2767786
>oldfag
Piss off.
>>2767684
Whatever. We wouldn't gain or lose anything from him leaving anyways.
>>2767749
I-I'm annoying? Eh, it's not that surprising, I kinda figured.
>>2767786
>implying they ever left
>>2767773
I am busy watching steven universe. Peridot a cute.
>>2767699
Unstable? Ive never felt more certain!
Ive led my brethen through to modern sentience at a rate faster then humans have ever achieved. Im almost considered a god to my people.
>>2767752
Yes.
I built three space stations. I have an entire group of scientists capable of building mechanized suits for me and my brethen to use.
Intelligence was the only trait you had that was superior to us. And now weve beaten you at that!
>>2767810
oldfag
>>2767808
neveru mindu desu
>>2767773
It wouldn't seem so, Miss Ramlethal.
...There also seems to be a president of a kingdom here to apprehend you.
>>2767780
Meaning that I wouldn't let you just hurt her.
>She hefts her scythe
>>2767795
I don't...oh, are you one of those...? Hm.
>She smiles, briefly offering a curtsy
That'd most certainly be interesting. Farewell, miss. And just before a game, too, at that, such a shame.
>>2767818
Moreso the joke itself.
>>2767766
May not be, but you're just as fucking gay as him for hating an on-line ava, Enjoy your life, dicktard.
>>2767775
Nope. You're not done yet. You must atone for your sins.
>>2767784
We'll see.
>>2767800
Mary Magdelene stopped putting out. Found a new squeeze. Good to hear you're
getting along. How's your horse?
>>2767821
Neat. Talk to me when you can shift planes, yo.
