HG thread.
181st Express Games
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I want to violently rape Muffet
Let's all take a moment of silence to remember Rick. He was pretty Grimey.
>>2762587
I'm sure you'll win, if you do your best.
Where was I? oh yes, bedtime
>>2762561
I'm sorry...
>>2762629
Night...stupid goblin
Alright, moment's over. Back to uhh..being faggots.
>>2762615
The host had to have prepared before setting a game up, you mentioned that only moments before entries began to be accepted.
>>2762600
>why though
>>2762585
Casey needs to watch his back
Mikan wreaks havoc on a group of tributes
>>2762675
Nicely done
>>2762685
He, I'll just buy one in the supermarket
>>2762685
If I kill ya I might get fired and stuff.
>>2762685
>>2762675
I am impressed monkey. But I suppose that is more expected that you could beat up an old doctor.
>>2762685
Wh-What is this feeling, I-Is this blood lust?
>tfw your tributes kill each other.
>>2762685
>tfw no grapefruits and sugar
>>2762685
You're strong, I'll give you that! But, BUT this old man is stronger!
>>2762660
Can we agree to disagree? Or better yet we can agree that I'm the best and be done with it.
>>2762685
For a girl like that do kill me...
>>2762726
Casey has more reasons to worry
Janus make a fool of himself
>>2762716
Snap out of it, Mikan!
>throws cold water in her face
>>2762748
>he smiles
I'd rather agree with the former.
>>2762615
I'm not doing this to make a scene, I'm doing it to fine out if you really are immortal.
>>2762762
THAT GAME SU-SUCKED ANYWA-
>>2762765
...An-Anon, what was that for?
>>2762716
>throws hot water at
>>2762762
You better watch it. I'm not someone you should be fucking with.
>>2762779
>throws mildy warm water at
>>2762779
You are giving in to despair...YOu almost got there!
>>2762762
Completely peaceful day, tributes are probing to be stronger than expected
>>2762775
But the latter's not all that bad either. I'm a pretty cool dude, in case you haven't noticed.
>>2762777
It doesn't really matter here, considering none of us can die. All you'd be doing is causing me great pain.
>>2762600
Why 95?
Not windows xp?
>>2762779
Have this picture, I stole it from sans.
>>2762831
It's not like I had any chance anyway...
>>2762807
O-Oh, we-well thank you for snapping me out of it.
>>2762831
they always miss when I try to walk into the shots
>>2762839
Coolness is rather subjective.
>>2762831
You caught me, but touch me once and I'll fucking kill you.
>>2762853
>Eyyy, thanks a bunch Senpaitachi.
>>2762856
..I think i got a bit too excited with the cold water, your hair and your clothes are all wet.
There's some towels in the restrooms if you need them.
>>2762867
However our tributes are much less evasive during the night
>Artist has made their work private
kill me
>>2762886
Fuck.
>>2762839
I know that, but the second thing you said about horrible pain sounds kinda fun. I think i'll do that.
>>2762886
I-I knew I wouldn't win....
>>2762885
I-I'll go ta-take care of that...
>>2762859
And what exactly do you think counts as being cool?
>>2762886
What, whaaat!? Bullshit!
I was never even wounded!
>>2762910
Please don't cry...It makes me sad when you cry.
>>2762629
>Goodnight Sanae
>>2762685
>>2762708
Really? I thought I was the agressor there.
>Awkwardly climbs back in to tank
>>2762762
>Pained screaming
...I guess I wanted to get a cybernetic replacement, anyways.
>>2762886
>Softly hums a lullaby
>>2762923
Stop being autistic yuno.
>>2762913
Certainly not anything associated with you.
>>2762886
Bleeding out is an inexcusable solo death
>>2762930
That ain't even me
>>2762910
CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY
CRY YOU LITTLE PEICE OF GARBAGE!
THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING BODY!
AND NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY, THEY ARE CANNIBALS! THEY WANT YOUR BODY, PIGGY!
>>2762907
How about we don't and say we did instead? I uh, don't want to feel horrible right now. I'll let you know when I might need your offer.
>>2762933
So you don't think heroes that have gone through great pain and still stand the test of time are cool? I think your definition of cool isn't really cool anyways.
>>2762930
Stop hating on Yuno and his shit taste, LF.
>>2762958
Is it bad that I can see swastikas in that thing?
>>2762960
EA-EAT ME, BU-BUT I TASTE DISGUSTING, O-OH GOD, I-I SHOULD MAKE MYSELF TASTE BETTER!
>>2762966
F for the skelly.
>>2762960
>sprays with water
Stop it Kenji.
>>2762966
killme's plan actually worked
Casey overcame some odds and flipped the script
>>2762963
You're a "hero?" I've never heard of any great mythical tales where the protagonist wears an ugly tracksuit.
>>2762976
YES YOU LIT-
>>2762984
AH! FEMINIST WATER! GET IT OFF ME! I'LL BE BACK, YOU DAMN FEMINIST WOMEN!
>>2762972
It's probably just an optical illusion caused by the repeating pattern. Too much shit for your eyes to process.
>>2762941
I'll show you all the power of my tanks, don't you worry!
>>2762992
GAH!
...Okay, then.
>>2762963
Come on it was a joke... kinda. But hey I think you're cool, ya'know for a guy that eats stale bread.
>>2763001
I-I'LL GO GET THE SPICES RIGHT AWAY!
You've all just been reported to the cyber police
Better run kids.
>>2762967
kys
>>2763001
>sprays you again
>takes lid off bottle
>pours the rest of the water on you
Uhh, yes. Fear the feminist water. Run in terror!
>>2762992
Two tributes die happy
Oce wants to die for some reason
>>2763022
YOU SHOULD!
>>2763033
AAAAAH FUCK YOU!
>Runs away in a manly way
>>2763042
I'll show you how strong this baby is on my own terms, thank you very much.
>>2763048
KENJI ROUTE WHERE
>>2763029
>>2762996
I think your taste in men is also subjective, because most women can't hold themselves back when they see me. I'm 100% handsome.
>>2763015
I don't get how eating stale bread would make somebody uncool, especially if it stops them from dying of starvation.
>>2763030
How big is your collection so far?
>>2763055
>Implying you wouldn't get thrown off the roof again
>>2763061
200/300 I think
kys doos
>>2763057
You're positively full of it. Name one woman who's taken a shine to you here.
>>2763042
Let me die
>>2763042
ARENA
PCP may have been involved
>>2763063
>Go to Kenji route
>Try to break out of imposed reality
>Join hand in hand with Kenji
>Jump off together
>>2763057
I don't think of food as cool at all, I mean other than icecream. Also I thought you couldn't die, is starvation diffrent?
>>2763070
Jesus.
>>2763118
One less arm.
Who's hungry?
>>2763084
Why
>>2763114
That's the 2nd time already
>>2763090
>Casey forgets that he isn't a cannibal and eats Benny Goodman
What an unfortunate time for him to forget. F for Benny.
>>2763090
>Desperately tries to kick away
Get off me you crazy youk-AAAH!
>>2763090
>>2763146
>>2763135
>Just a note, it says "Anena" instead of "Arena".
>>2763087
Psh, are you serious? Theres got to be around 10 woman here that think I'm dashing. It's all about confidence and nice clothes. Woman fall for that kind of stuff.
>>2763101
Nope, but it's not anymore fun that getting stabbed. Dying in general isn't a fun thing, so don't ask me to do it.
>>2763135
Once again, everyone who went made it a spectacle, and everyone who didn't don't deserve mentions.
>>2763139
>3rd
I want to be a loving husband to Mikan Tsumiki and our children.
>>2763090
That bloke with the red scarf, he seems nice to bet on.
>>2763162
I'm not asking you how many, I'm asking for names.
>>2763155
This! Is why! I hate youkai!
>>2763163
That's already too much
>>2763163
>>2763166
Yo-You don't mean that, yo-you're toying with me!
>>2763163
Monkey you just lost to a man with one arm.
>>2763162
>starts to chuckle.
I'm sorry I couldn't help overhear, but ten women really? Really?
>>2763163
FINAL FOUR
Who are you rooting for?
>>2763189
I'm not. I am not this mean. Especially not towards girls i like.
>>2763193
I brought a map and you don't eve want to look at it...
>>2763193
Like I said the other time, man with the red scarf.
>>2763172
That's information I cannot tell the public. They would all rather keep their taste to me.
>>2763192
Really. I have no reason to lie to you guys.
>>2763173
I hate the living because they don't know what it's like
>>2763205
ROCK
O
C
K
>>2763225
Alright, let me sleep
>>2763193
Shalashaka because his name is fun to say.
>>2763210
Or are you just hiding the fact that no woman would ever date you?
>>2763210
You kinda strive to be cool, so I assume you lie every once in a while.
>>2763232
It's Shalashaska, and that's not funny !
>>2763220
That doesn't justify EATING PEOPLE!
>>2763137
Don't actually do it
>>2763225
And the FINALE!
shame on you two
>>2763263
...Damn it all.
>>2763263
Dammit Cirno...
>>2763263
>>2763225
Haha! That's more like it.
>>2763237
I never claimed they would date me. I only said they think I'm handsome.
>>2763244
It's not a complete lie. At one point in time I did have 10 girls think I was handsome.
>>2763263
I'm amazed at how often Matsuda wins here. He must have found the secret for winning.
>>2763263
Congratulations Matsuda, you are now a four-time winner of the Express Games!
>>2763263
Hell yeah, a man won.
Go to hell woman.
>thanks for hosting.
>>2763289
And thanks for playing tributes.
>>2763255
Too late
>>2763250
Okay okay, sorry Salashaskadimmadingadingdong.
>>2763263
The angry child has won. I suppose we can congratulate this minor achievement.
>>2763296
Thanks for hosting Mokou
>>2763296
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2763285
No matter. All this time I've spent attacking you and I don't even know your name.
>>2763296
Thank you for hosting.
>>2763304
Die.
>>2763285
See, now I believe you, wasn't that easy?
>>2763289
Congrats, guy!
Thanks for the test drive, too.
...Remind me to ghostproof this thing.
>>2763289
>>2763296
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting for us.
>>2763252
It justifies everyth-
>>2763225
>>2763310
Congrats I guess. Thanks for hosting
>>2763289
Congratulations!
Thanks for hosting!
>>2763304
not funny
>>2763335
you're lagging behind in the slides
>>2763320
What?! What did I do Shalashiskebab?
>>2763344
>
>>2763335
Hah! That's what you get!
>>2763315
For a man lecturing me on not being cool you sure do lack tact.
My name's Natsuki Subaru. I'm a shut-in that has absolutely no money. It's a pleasure to meet you.
>>2763323
Nobody was ever specific about if they were all at the same time or not. It's your fault for assuming.
>>2763353
Tell me your name so I can laugh too
Obligatory post-game /claimyourwinscreen/
Hosting Pepper Games next, thread up in 5 minutes.
36 or 48?
>>2763352
>not being lazy while writing an essay and watching Raw
>>2763362
Why did I eat you!?
>>2763367
I go by X7-10. ...Apologies for my behavior earlier, that was out of line for me.
>he extends his hand
>>2763392
Thirtysix
>>2763367
I thought you didn't want to 'die'? Because now it seems like you're asking for it.
>>2763392
I was going to host, but please. Take it away while I fix a few little surprises for the past winners. If Oreki is around I'd like him to present himself before I end his time~!
>>2763377
Bubbles! It's very nice to meet you mister.
>>2763392
>36
>>2763410
Love you
>>2763392
Th-Thirty six is a good number...
>>2763392
Maybe 48?
>>2763398
I'm not going to shake your hand until you take back that apology.
>>2763407
I'm not asking for you. Why is it that you keep assuming things, Stingray?
>>2763392
>image.jpg
Please no
>>2763396
Because you're a youkai.
>>2763410
>>2763405
>>2763414
>>2763419
Alright get ready, thread up at XX:03!
>>2763413
B-bubbles ?!
>>2763410
What do you want?
>>2763429
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry.... I don't want to eat you!
>>2763425
>he looks confused
Why do you want me to do that?
>>2763426
>There's a difference between image and images, senpai.
>>2763459
>>2763459
>>2763459
>>2763459
>>2763459
>>2763425
I'm a robot, I'm meant to assume things to save time on processing, way to make me feel different you jerk...
>>2763457
Sure you didn't. But it happened.
>>2764026
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