I have some test tomorrow but I would say fuck it.
First 24.
Give me a good show. Don't make me bored. Oh and by the way. Newly improved feast fatals and feast events.
Remember :
No Dupes
and Keep fillers till last.
![LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b0oB6qG.jpg "LOVEEDITION[999999].jpg")
Asakura Ryoko
Yukine
>>2754977
Elly
I'll do better this time. I know it!
Koyomi Araragi
>>2754978
Sure, and you have not been breaking the law just for a chance that she would be the one arresting you.
pog-san
Supergirl
r u fkn srs
Iida Tenya
Machi
>>2754977
Gear
>>2755005
Mikan Tsumiki
Yuuka
Sendou Yukari
Velouria
Kagari Akko
>>2755015
>I didn't mean to reply to that...
Eggman-kun
>>2754977
killme
>>2755015
Oink oink
Celes
Mercy
Towelman
Hawkeye
Ross
I'll put myself in then. Seems like everyone's dead.
Mii
Tamaki Suoh
Hanzo
>>2755010
>>2754989
That's my point exactly! And that doesn't change the other matter.
>>2754996
NO IT'S NOT! I'm just...so weak it takes a lot more effort than others to get better at it.
>>2754979
>>2755006
As you wish, ma'am.
>>2755007 (Sanae)
Thank you for the belief, Miss Sanae.
Any pics of fat Mikan?
>>2755015
>hugs
>gropes
Izaya Orihara
>On bus with friend
>Showing him my folders on my phone, mostly memes
>Land on pic related
>Swipe past it as quick as possible
>He asks me what that was, while laughing
>after showing him all of my folders I go back to it
>want to kill myself after the bus ride
>>2755056
Drop that one part. You did not hear that, that was not for your ears.
>>2755078
You smell like a rose garden.
>>2755063
All pictures of Mikan are fat Mikan.
>>2755056
All I see you doing is crying. Oh, why does Reimu have to exterminate me? Why do I keep dying?
>>2755078
Oh?
>>2755078
Uh, thanks?
Sliver Queen
>>2755084
Fine, whatever. I still don't understand how being cut off from all of civilization isn't a valid excuse.
>>2755078
...Make claims like that to me all you want. But don't you dare say something to my mistress again.
>>2755105
I just don't understand it.
>>2755073
penis...
>>2755088
me to
>>2755096
People so freely indulge themselves in the scent of roses but do they ever consider the fact that the roses themselves have a sense of smell as well? I smell like a garden, madam, but you emit the lively fragrance of a thousand year forest.
>>2755112
Oh? Short on words, my dear. I take it nobody has ever so sincerely wished for your performance in the arena, I shall be closely watching, so do you best, run, frolic through the days and nights knowing there is someone wishing you the very best it has to offer!
>>2755064
Pl-Please don't touch me there...
>>2755078
Thank you? I guess.
>>2755078
I don't need luck, creep.
Yo yo yo.
Are we ready to start?
wait cough... Let me try this in another language.
Apakah sudah bisa dimulai?
Hmmm I should learn korean next.
>>2754996 (Frog hat girl)
It will, eventually.
>>2755116
Unless you were cut off from contact with everyone, then it is an invalid excuse.
>>2755135
All set.
>wake up from trying to sleep
>go into thread
>see dickgirl dangan
>make this post to remind everybody that mikan has a dick
>asks everybody to upvote my blogpost
>>2755135
It looks good, le-lets go.
>>2755113
You're flying! I can fly too! At least with the wings you have granted this poor host's heart as it flutters so. I take it this feeling is mutual.
>>2755116
My, my, you must be very tired caring for your mistress. As a person has many ears, no one really realizes that they have many mouths as well. Things they can speak to one cannot be said to another, thus the burdens of the heart must be relieved on many souls. I have come as a vessel for your mistress's troubles. Do not fret, I am on your side!
>>2755131
You are very welcome! Call me any time, should your bandages become loose, I shall be there to tighten them!
>>2755132
Then what else would you need, my fair maiden?! Luck is not all that I have to offer! Songs and poems of your gracefulness? Tea and cakes for your nourishment? Perhaps a someone to share the cold and lonely nights under the daunting moon?
https://youtu.be/cOf3dJ0vmMg
Someone edit this into a gif and put link in there
>>2755151
>upboats
>>2755151
>downboats
>>2755151
Then why does she have boobs?
>>2755116
All you do is crying instead of trying. It's annoying.
>>2755135
Let's enjoy the quiet while it lasts.
Ayy lmao... You know what happened?
Google chrome cleared cache...
Now I have to reinput again.
Be patient and it will not change I promise!
>>2755127
You won't survive long in the wilds of Nohr with a distinct and..pungent smell like that. Unless being prey is your thing.
>>2755151
>>2755174
Thanks Aikawa
>>2755158
uuh, oh, I have a kitten to save...miles away form here so, see ya
>flies off
>>2755170
I've already gotten cucked out of playing mercy?
>>2755174
Baka
>>2755138
It was me, my co-worker, and our mistress, for all that time.
>>2755135
Now's my time! I have to prove my worth to her!
>>2755158
The only troubles she has are people disturbing her things.
...At least you're polite. She likes politeness.
>>2755169
I think I've managed to balance both, actually.
>I think you missed Iida by the way
>>2755163
Ikaros a qt. Better than Nymph-chan.
>>2755184
>I'm sorry, I had no idea someone was playing her already. I haven't been here since the beta started.
>>2755151
Truth. Well done Dachi, have an extra upboat.
>>2755191
Nobody asked you, downer.
>>2755158
I can win this game with my talents alone, I don't need any of this crap you're offering, kid.
>>2755151
I know right
>>2755170
You....
>>2755167
Because she's a futa
>>2755207
I know. I'm still saying it though. Ikaros a qt.
>>2755175
Not unless you are willing to play the role of predator, my dear! Many have been known to fall dizzy and gigglish to my assault on the senses. Smell would be the least of them!
>>2755187
How about you, miss. Do you enjoy a polite gentleman? A servant must love her masters things if she is to protect them. It must be difficult to constantly follow her every needs. Nobody is perfect, you are no robot, I'm sure your mistress believes the same. But therein lies the true beauty of your relationship! Even through the hardships of your duty that is where your loyalty truly shines!
Now tell me your master's dirty embarrassing secrets! May we giggle at their ridiculousness!
>>2755208
Offering? No, I've simply placed them at your doorstep! No need to take, all things begin with seeing, and then believing. You will come to believe it soon enough, the true callings of your heart's desire!
>>2755183
Wait! Take me with you!!!
>>2755220
My mistress holds no secrets beyond a fondness of sunflowers and sleeping. If she does, they're a mystery even to me. Her needs and wishes are, or were, simple.
>>2755215
You should consider keeping your irrelevant, asinine comments in your puny head instead of feeling the need to express your ignorant opinion.
>>2755213
That doesn't exist, perv
Bloodbath!!
You guys already bore me.
How is it only 1 died... and she died because she fell off the cliff.....
>waits for 10 minutes...
>captcha won't load
>what the fuck.
>>2755237
Were?! I apologize! I did not know she had passed away! What did happen?! Did she choke on a sunflower seed?! Uprooting the haunting memories of the past! Quick! We must bury them once again so they may never surface! Think happy things!
>>2755239
Shhh Nymph-chan. It's alright, Ikaros is just a little bit cuter. No need to get your watermelons enraged over this.
>>2755231
No can do, you should tend to your um, guest.
>>2755245
Didn't even know I had that ability.
>>2755245
>Macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, macaroni, put the cheese on the noodle and what do you get?
>>2755253
B-but you are! Were! My guest!
>>2755187
So the chances to socialize were there, you just did not learn from it for whatever reason. That's a portion of degeneracy.
>>2755243
Everything exists in 2D form
>>2755246
...I just don't work for her now, after some...strange issues. But I'm GOING to fix that, no matter what.
>>2755257
I took every opportunity I could to talk with Kurumi and the mistress. But that only breeds a familiarity with them, not civilization as a whole.
>>2755245
I'll make you proud, I promise.
>>2755245
Where's my room? I need to check it out.
![LOVEEDITION[100044].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6FhMpzC.jpg "LOVEEDITION[100044].jpg")
>>2755245
Well I do love coming to new places...
Without a map...
Or a bag...
There are people trying to kill me here to isn't there?
>>2755243
You're a futa as well. Your tits just haven't grown yet.
>>2755266
That only happens in lewd games and manga, but she's obviously real
>>2755277
That's not true, they don't exist!
>>2755278
Real futa
>>2755245
Day 1 is a peaceful one. People are greeting each other and play by the sandy beach of Rokkenjima.
And I am too lazy to open steam right now :
That only applies to Kongou hosted games.
>>2755271
However, it establishes a guideline on how to act with others, which you apparently did not get.
>>2755271
Oho, let me guess... You were fired...?
What did you get caught doing...?
Maybe you need some lessons in serving and pleasing women like your master! I'm an expert, believe me!
>>2755282
They do. Mikan is the living proof.
>>2755286
Sounds like a good plan to me.
>>2755286
Yes! The beach! The one place where the sun shines brighter than I! Tamaki Suoh! The Ultimate Host!
>>2755220
Well, how about you place a ton of expensive jewelry at my doorstep; you seem quite wealthy. If you refuse I'll just break your legs, how's that for my heart's desire?
>>2755286
Just put on the damn outfit girl, it won't kill ya.
>>2755285
>>2755298
Mikan is a normal girl!
>>2755286
Mistress...where is she?
>>2755288
Neither of them were human, you know.
>>2755295
I whole-heartedly served her! I never once behaved so selfishly, she just...doesn't remember my service.
>>2755307
But miss... I am a jewel...
>>2755309
*dickgirl
FTFY
>>2755286
Night 1.
People are starting to suspect each other. And I think the speculation of Mikan of being a futa is just too real.
>>2755311
Neither are you. I do not see your point.
>>2755318
Wait, what!? why!?
>>2755317
Just ask her if you don't believe me
>>2755220
I did not know you were excited at hte prospect of having your limbs being torn from your torso. But hey, i'll be the last person to complain.
>>2755318
Hmmmm.....Where will i go after i am coming of a - WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WOMAN?!
>>2755315
...
>>2755333
she will lie
>>2755318
And then Day Two...
A demon king got slew
Kill me is pretending that he does not cause the self inflicted sickness.
While Mii is very blocky when it comes to conversations....
>>2755342
Keep that useless metal. It holds no interest to me.
>>2755325
All I know is to serve one person and work alongside the other. I don't get why you find this so difficult to understand....
>>2755342
Where...where is she...?
>>2755342
Who needs an illusion? The real thing works just as well.
>>2755318
>>2755327
I don't know, you tell me, were you scared of something?
>>2755342
And don't you think I'm done with you.
>>2755311
I think I see the problem here...
Food. Since the dawn of man, people and food have been reliant on each other. Humans need food to survive and food must have humans to improve it's quality! Food can have many effects on it's consumer, some deadly and irreversible effects! In these cases, only the server, the chef can be responsible for it's effects!
What did you serve your master that had tasted so horrific she decided to completely forget about you?!
>>2755334
People would kill to have more pieces of me, miss...
B-but not in the way I'm making it sound to a lady who seems to quite enjoy these extreme forms of medieval punishment. Perhaps I should offer you a box of salt.
>hands you a small box
I hear it's worth more than gold in your time. Do not worry, my skills in serving women go beyond time, even space! Do not cry tears of joy, you are losing valuable sodium through your tear ducts. Here let me wipe them...
>wipes
>>2755335
Go on... wear me on your finger.
>>2755352
One would think that would make you fiercely loyal instead of so cynical.
>>2755359
N-No! What would I be scared of!?
>>2755318
You'll have to keep it down if you want to stalk someone, I could hear your footsteps for miles.
>>2755342
Don't let any of this go to waste, you eat every last bite.
>>2755342
You saved my life! Thank you, girl and her... boyfriend is it?!
>>2755336
>>2755341
Why would she do that?
>>2755342
Night Two.
NEPGEAR'S SLUMBER PARTY PRANK (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (HILARITY ENSUES)
>>2755380
Leave it to me next time.
>>2755380
Sir Araragi, I fear without the light of the sun reflecting off at least a hundred faces of smiling maidens, I cannot maintain the chemical reactions that my body must perform to stay alive.
>>2755363
Who said we were human?
...As far as she knows, I've never even existed.
>>2755371
I am loyal! I would never dare do anything to betray them!
>>2755380
Mistress...I'm...I'm sorry. Even now, I'm a failure.
>>2755380
Stop fighting me assholes
>>2755372
Hmm, the dark? Ghosts? The big bad witch in the painting? Someone else sneaking into your bedroom while you sleep?
>>2755380
That's not part of the plan, blondie.
>>2755392
Which is why I am wondering that nature does not extend to others.
>>2755363
>throws the contents of the box away and jumps around
This box..it feels so soft and tender! Thank you for this treasure, mist -
>snaps at Tamaki's hand
Touch me again and you will lose that hand. And i will make you listen to it's bones being crushed beneath my fangs
>>2755395
Or you?
>>2755380
You, human. You are apparently gifted in healing. Is it possible for humans to regrow lost..limbs?
>>2755392
You give up too easily! Deep down in your masters heart lies the warmness of the kind but mediocre service that you had provided for her! Break into her house, clean her room, cook her the best meal that you can given that it won't kill her, groom her animals, water her garden, and when she asks your what you are doing on her property you run away like a mad woman.
And there! You'll have her thinking about you all night in her clean room, with a broken window that you may have cause I might add, but those are minor details you need not worry about!
Then... she might remember you! (From then on at least)
>>2755380
Day 3
People are being sadistic today :
After telling Araragi he might die... well they're having fun with a pig now
Same goes to the rule-obsessed, except he's having fun with a wolf instead.
>>2755391
What do you mean? There are a lot of cute girls on this island right now. I'm sure just one of them would be enough for that.
>>2755409
Why would you invite me in if you were afraid of me?
>>2755369
Alright, here's what's going to happen. I'm going to walk away, and forget what you just said, and you are going to go somewhere far away, where I can't see or hear you. Got it?
>>2755400
Would you be "loyal" to such a random stranger?
>>2755420
To my knowledge, she simply lives in a sunflower field now.
>>2755424
Playing death is a wonderful thing, don't you think?
>>2755424
That's a really weird way of making a girl happy, Tamaki.
>>2755424
Guess I know who the villain is now.
>>2755436
Loyalty is an open-ended concept.
>>2755401
ARGH! If salt is no longer salty how can it be made salty again?! It is to be thrown to the dirt and trampled by men. The last I heard of it, it was missing a hand!
I know you have a mad desire for the grace of a host, but this is quite literally biting off more than you can chew!
OW!
I was wrong! You're digesting me quite fine!
>>2755427
Please, tell me why half of them want my head on a dish? Not in the good Halloween prank way, I might add.
>>2755428
Let us meet on the other side of this small earth, madame!
>>2755424
Again? I had best be getting payed for this.
>newfags interacting with Tamaki
You poor fools. All he is going to do later is bitch about how your RP doesn't meet his standards.
>>2755427
No reason...
>>2755460
Actually, human meat is disgusting. But blood is quite a delicacy among my tribe. A good thing for you we only slay and eat people that endanger our tribe, wouldn't you agree.
And if you are implying that i think you are : I am not looking for a mate.
>>2755456
Not really. My duty is to them, not anyone else. I can try to be polite or friendly, but I certainly won't lay down my life just for any random person.
>>2755472
Tending to and being surrounded by her favorite flowers.
...I'm not sure she would accept me at all.
>>2755473
Fuck off Junko
>>2755424
Night 3
What I will do with the inheritance will be using that money to put it in the bank and invest in a lamborghini from the hollywood hills.
>>2755473
>Was just thinking how nice it is to see Tamaki to be able to post withoit getting shit on
Well it was nice while it lasted.
>>2755492
Am I wrong?
>>2755473
The pity of a lonely soul who cannot appreciate the art of a host. You have been mistaken from the beginning my good sir. I am here simply to serve, separate from my other associates who most certainly have their own uses, characters, and purposes. If you wish to learn of me, please, speak to me yourself, and should fate allow, I shall accompany anyone as long as they have the will to spend their precious time with me. Let us remember our moments, let us be buried with their sweet legacy!
>>2755460
Maybe they don't like the way you aproach them, or maybe they just aren't used to be treated like the queens of the world.
>>2755472
I just sid she might be a little masochistic!
That doesn't mean you have to kill her over and over again!
>>2755474
So you just wanted to have me there?
>>2755500
unfortunately no
>>2755493
...We are being followed. By a human. A nervous one, for i can smell it's fear.
>>2755493
Can we get out of here fast?
I don't feel safe.
>>2755473
>autistic sperging which will result in even worse autistic sperging
stop
>>2755483
You are mistaken! I am a host my good, lady! Do you have what is called a "host" in your culture?
>>2755484
But miss, I find you more charming than all the flowers I see around me. If that isn't true to your master, I know a man who has a very nice collection of costumes, I'm sure he has a flower one lying around somewhere!
>>2755460
Like hell we will. Now I need some rest, I trust a gentleman such as yourself will do as I had asked before. I don't wish to be in your presence when I wake.
>>2755493
Day 4
Welcome to the boys room girls. Is there something would you like to do?
Hm.....
>Junko shitposting anonymously
>Her clique tries to frame Hoshi for it
>Hoshi is just RPing
>Gets shit on anyway
>tfw Hoshi and his clique cucked Junko hard
>Who is the real cancer here?
>>2755533
If being a host means a human such as you hands out those lovely, soft boxes, then i'd like you around some more.
>>2755524
The worst thing that could happen is me killing you..and i am not hungry.
>>2755540
Baaaawka
>>2755540
Damn.... I forgot it...
>>2755542
Wut?
>>2755542
You are.
>>2755537
Sweet dreams! Lay on a bed of roses, may the stars grant you safe passage to the land of dreams!
It's starting again
>>2755473
>Hoshi shows up and actually tries RPing and interacting with anyone
>Still gets shitposted
Jesus christ.
>>2755542
So are you falseflagging hoshi fags or falseflagging a falseflagger junkofag
>>2755563
It's the cancerous webm again
>>2755545
Oh, then I guess it's my lucky da- HUNGRY?!
>>2755551
Ah, I see you want to make someone else go throught the same experience.
>>2755568
blends in perfectly
Anyone who doesn't give hoshi a second chance is cancer. He created these games, show him a little respect.
>>2755566
I'm only pissed because these spergs are going to make Hoshi sperg worse and then shitstorm bullshit all day
>>2755533
If anything, she'd be offended by that. All I can do is trust that she won't kill me on sight just for intruding on her 'territory'.
>>2755541
Something the matter, sir...?
>>2755551
Hehehe, that's just like the mistress!
>>2755582
Oh boy...
>>2755542
Anyone who takes this that seriously to the point they need to get invested in the back stage politics for simulator posts on a Sri Lankan Crayola Forum.
That's the real cancer.
>>2755545
>Hand is wrapped in bandages
I'm happy to tell you that a host does not simply end in lovely soft boxes.
Surely even the good people of the woods have heavy burdens in their hearts. How do you go about relieving these shadows you carry inside? Hunt? Kill? Scream until your throat gives out?
Well, with me, you can simply... talk! Best of all, I can make sure it ends with a smile, and a heart that can carry the world in it's wide and open bowl!
>>2755584
Unfortunately that is not a service provided by the Ouran Highschool Host Club, I recommend finding a certain redhead who I hear isn't in business anymore.
>>2755568
It's not cancer if it's fucking true you cucks.
>>2755551
Night 4
No hard feelings Tamaki, It has been a nice night spending with ya. Oh and Mii is kind of irrelevant here....
Araragi puts a leash onto the pig.
>Not letting Tamaki be your host
It's like you don't even want to be comfy
>>2755586
Well... there must certainly be a way to find your path back into her heart, no? I'm simply a host, a guide, an ear, and a box of words. I'm not a key, that is yourself, miss. Only you can truly find the happiness that awaits at the end of your journey.
>>2755611
D E A T H!
>>2755571
Yes, hungry. But as i said, i am not hungry and you are no danger to me.
>>2755601
Are you a bard? Or some court jester from a kingdom many worlds away? Because your words do not make sense to me. The urge to hunt is always running through the mind of a Wolfskin, be it hunting for food or in my case - treasure.
>>2755611
I'm so sorry... But isn't this the kind of thing she's always asking people to do to her?
>>2755611
>>2755636
It seems we both are. I'd offer to lick your wounds now, but that would only be out of curiousity on how your blood tastes.
>>2755660
lewd
>>2755631
I'm just going to have to try my utmost. Throw myself to her feet, and beg to serve her, and hope beyond hope that she'd accept me.
...If nothing else, it'd be a privilege to be annihilated by her hands.
>>2755640
So if you were hungry you would try to eat me instead of hunting a little forest creature?!
>>2755611
The Feast!
I become the victim of my own edgy event....
Mario (whatever) never found out that the dishes that are served here are real humans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzhMOCgOBQ4
This is the song that is preventing me to sleep right now.
Enjoy it while you can.
Test
>>2755674
How many times do i have to shout in your ears that i am not hungry? And as i told the...bard already, my tribe onyl slays humans that are a threat to our way of life.
We don't like the flesh of men anyway.
>>2755640
I can be whatever is needed of me (as long as it's in the boundaries of the Host Club's Services, costume and themed club days are Wednesdays and Fridays, please submit requests beforehand to be reviewed by the vice-president of the host club for approval)...
A hunt of treasure I hear is never over. Will you ever discover a gold or a jewel that will satisfy your need for valuables? Or is it a thirst that shall never be quenched?
>>2755660
You've had a very good taste of my hand, perhaps you're looking for more. I m-must decline! I must treat my injuries the way my mother taught me!
>>2755670
Are you alone? Do you have no friends to support this daring challenge you face before you?
>>2755680
A more peaceful event now.
>>2755681
You pass! With flying colors!
Ahahahahaha!
>>2755484
Shut up.
>>2755704
Does anyone even live here?
>>2755509
Every lady must have someone to make her feel like the queen she actually is. How can one continue living such a life without ever feeling what it is like to truly have a world to herself to sit upon like a goddess?
>>2755704
Night 5
2 idiots are too afraid of doing a dare.
>>2755680
Leave that thing! One man-eating girl is enough.
>>2755694
so if you don't like it, why do you still eat it?!
>>2755698
I used to have a co-worker, but I haven't seen her since what caused us both to be so..."forgotten".
>>2755707
...What? That's it? No explanation, no justification, just a demand?
Do you ALWAYS result to insults and demands like this?
>>2755680
He...struck the mistress.
>>2755706
Yep, seems like the IP works.
>>2755724
You go in! I think you would love it in there!
>>2755726
Your toxic presence is decaying my brain. Stop talking.
>>2755720
But there are girls that don't want to be treated like that, they just don't like it, or think they don't deserve it.
>>2755724
I'm not going in there, you go in first and make sure it's safe.
>>2755724
I concentrate my luck upon Yuuka and Akko!
>>2755726
The plot thickens... So you are not truly alone. What you need is someone close to you master, that can vouch for your loyalty! If your master would accept mine, I would lay down my honor and ask her to receive you again!
>>2755724
Day 6!
DO IT ARARAGI! DO IT NOW! HERE!! IN FRONT OF THESE PEOPLE!
>>2755725
Picky predators do not live a long life. Don't you humans learn this from your elders the same way we do?
>>2755698
Your blood tastes exactly as i expected - normal. Shame, but atleast it was a decent taste.
And why would i need something made out of gold? Or jewels? They are not interesting to find at all.
>shows an acorn as large as her fist
Now THIS is a proper piece of treasure, wouldn't you agree? Just look at the perfect light brown colour, it's size, it's flawless surface and it's sizne and -
>she keeps rambling on
You there, step forward. Who are you?
>>2755749
>>2755739
Hell no, now put this one and go inside!
>>2755742
And that is the art of hosting! To sneak past the walls and towers of a maidens own heart, save her from her own dragon, carry her over the fragile rope bridge of her fears, and rescue her with all but words and a host's tricks and talents.
There standing atop a castle she will realize true happiness!
...and we can start over again tomorrow because by then the host club must close for the day!
>>2755725
Mistress Yuuka will eat whatever she feels like eating!
>>2755741
I'm hardly even trying to offend you.
>>2755745
...There's noone close to her now. The closest there'd be is the shrine maiden, who has her respect.
>>2755749
You can do this, Yuuka...as soon as you feel like getting up.
>>2755764
Er...Elly?
>>2755749
>>2755769
I hate you!
>>2755764
Speak of the devil, and he shall appear.
>>2755749
Night 6.
NOW THERE'S ONLY 3 LEFT! GIRLS ARE GOOD AT BACKSTABBING!
I AM IN FAVOR OF THE LITTLE WITCH RIGHT NOW.
>>2755764
Do you get to the Cloud District very often?
>>2755764
Your creator.
>>2755772
Your words dig into my skull like daggers. Stop.
>>2755781
atleast I didn't have to wear it long...
>>2755758
Ohoho! We eat these by the truckload! Grind them up and turn them into acorn jellies to eat with soy sauce!
>>2755772
Hm... it's up to you how to use your connections. Love is no laughing matter, should your master have compassion at least for your friends and acquaintances she will at least spare you at their wishes.
Remember your master's kindness, even though she has forgotten you, you must not forget her...
>>2755781
Yes! The ladies have survived! Go! Onwards to victory!
>>2755772
But why a human ear?! That horrible.
>>2755758
I don't think so, unless you count your mom telling you to eat your greens.
>>2755774
>takes a picture
Now who should I send this to?
>>2755781
I have to keep an eye on you.
>>2755811
You should send it to no one!
>>2755797
...Why?
>>2755781
>Begins chanting Yuuka's name
>>2755811
It's not our places to question her.
>>2755809
I would never consider forgetting her.
>>2755829
Why what? For the sake of my sanity, make it brief.
>>2755826
Why not? I'm sure lots of people would love to see it.
>>2755829
She's not my mistress, I can question her all I want.
>>2755842
DON'T SEND IT!
>>2755509
I didn't say anything of the sort!
>>2755781
Day 7
I should have not said that...
I should have not said that...
>>2755842
The more you do that, the more likely you'll anger her.
>>2755840
How can these mere words have such a profoundly negative impact? All you do is insult me and refuse to elaborate upon anything!
>>2755809
That is a horrible waste of treasure. As to be expected from you kind.
>>2755811
Then your elders are very cruel to deny you proteïn intake from meat.
Shame, shame! You host Tamaki Suoh must depart for he must attend to his affairs back at Ouran High. All of you have been most pleasant to chat with! I am left as satisfied as I hope all of you are!
>>2755758
To Lady Velouria, I leave a cart full of acorns. Strange as it may seem, whatever valuables I can spare, I offer them as a gift.
>>2755829
And to Miss Elly, a bar of chocolate to share with her master or enjoy before her last moments should she arrive at a bad ending.
>>2755871
Most importantly, thank yous to the host for the most pleasant game! Surely you are the light that gives live to this wonderful place!
Thank you for partaking in the services of this humble host!
The Ouran Host Club must now close!
I bid you adieu!
>>2755858
I should send it to mom, the police needs to keep a record of this kind of perverts.
>>2755870
Well, you're not giving me a reason, so what else am I supposed to think?
>>2755871
>>2755892
Like the people who force others into maid outfits!
>>2755889
>She suddenly growls and approaches Tamaki with one claw ready to strike
I give you ten seconds to tell me where you found out about my name, human, make it co - ARE THOSE ACORNS FROM YOUR WORLD? They are so green and pretty! T-thank you, sir!
>>2755889
...Well. Thank you, sir. Farewell, then.
>>2755892
This interrogation is over!
>>2755871
J I N X E D!
YOU GUYS JINXED IT!
GOOD WORK!
NICE PLAY!
THE END!
Oh and the song.... hmmm.....
laste-
fuck that.
Domination - Sean & Bobo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrEdVsAGjaQ
>>2755879
If I was anything less than a hero, I would be strangling you right now.
>>2755917
Placements.
>>2755926
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2755917
Congrats and stuff.
>>2755926
Thanks Host.
>>2755917
You...you monster.
>>2755923
You would be trying.
>>2755926
...Thank you for having us.
>>2755915
I'd con you
