BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
/co/'s Weekend Hunger Games
>>2724901
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We finished the Season 7 Grand Slam. All that is left are the Valhalla Qualification and Valhalla Matches.
Once again!
>>2744635
I forgot about Loco.
Such a long time ago.
Sorry, HGS-Tan!
>>2744716
Of course, he's the original god of valhalla.
>>2744749
Wow, /hgs/-tan goes out with the Grand Slam champ!
>>2744749
damn hgs-tan you wnt out faster than it takes a mod to delete a hunger games thread on /co/.
Something tells me we're gonna be done quickly.
>>2744835
>RWBY already dead
Awww, i wanted sister rivalry
WELL WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT
I'll get the ACTUAL match prepped now.
>>2744835
>Pythagoras is in
we math now!!!
Alright guys, sorry for the valhalla qualification match being short. But we have our 26 qualifiers now! The actual match should be ready in another 10 minutes or so.
>>2744912
could you atleast post the link to the actual match so we can see who wins?
>>2744864
I just like how disappointed /hgs/-tan is feeling for not playing as a factor to stop someone from going into Valhalla.
>>2744980
Shit, I forgot to save before filling out the next roster. Sorry about that.
Sorry, my internet's being a bit slow, so I need just a bit more time. Thank you for your patience!
Holy hell, that took long.
But it's finally here!
The
SEASON
7
VALHALLA
MATCH
>>2745416
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
Alright guys, this is the VERY FINAL match of season 7!
Get buckled up, 'cause it's gonna be a wild ride!
Also, the lethality is set to medium, so it's gonna take a while.
>>2745508
The cheating was simply an excuse. The teachers knew what kind of havoc the Droid would cause.
>>2745508
The one with the most kills dies in the bloodbath. There's some sort of irony here.
>>2745508
And there goes the #1 killer.
Lotsa fights today!
And sexy, SEXY math.
>>2745508
>already 1/2 in the Bloodbath
Oh boy oh boy, let's get this shit show over with.
>>2745562
Pythagoras is playing a dangerous game here.
Someone please do the puns. I'm too tired from dealing with my internet.
That's why you should pick the places you party CAREFULLY.
>>2745595
Metallo just wasn't hard enough.
Didn't even get a chance to go commando.
Green Lives Matter!
>>2745595
Dying 1st isn't metal.
8 kills don't mean jack shit in this game.
Frog legs anybody?
>>2745623
All this fucking giggling
>>2745623
If the other Tributes keep falling in love with Rose, she's going to have an easy game.
I dunno, Kenny, with these guys, ANYONE could be the killer!
>>2745666
Okay, Satan.
>>2745670
So that's why ISIS is anti-American.
Sometimes being good at killing just isn't enough.
A night of unrequited love and some kinky things.
>>2745720
He's not wild about this loss.
Party hard, die hard.
Yum, lobster chowder.
Oy vey!
Zoinks!
>>2745746
Wel; he does kind of hate everything.
>>2745746
Yosuke's turning into Adachi.
>>2745746
That homeless person has gotten all wet
Uh oh, someone's rage is showing again.
They messed with the wrong people.
>>2745789
>ISIS vs. Nazis
Uh...interesting.
I find that case of cyberbullying quite ironic.
>>2745829
The Stanley Cup will not be hoisted.
His next song will be about his death.
Everything isn't awesome for him.
>>2745857
Art Janitor should keep a closer eye on his diary.
Skateboard safety!
>>2745900
>Cyberbullying a nazi
A steady pace.
>>2745900
I can only think of how many different joke-of-the-week comics can be made from Rosianna Rabbit becoming a cheerleader
Everyone and their grandmother have a theory about the murders in this school.
Also, kids, PLEASE use your common sense!
>>2745933
I looked up Rosianna Rabbit after her rampage in the Loser's Game and was surprised at how dark her source material actually was.
>>2745932
Not so marvelous now.
It's a conspiracy on why these guys can't win.
Those cans will be used to graffiti his grave.
The jonk has been stumped.
>>2745974
There's probably already porn that shows what Tootsie is dreaming about.
The deaths keep piling up!
>>2745977
She can be quite vicious in the comic as well.
>>2746027
Yosuke's blowing away the competition!
We lost some dangerous tributes today.
>>2746027
>Trying to lay sick burns on the guy with the Spirit of Fire at his call
Plots are being hatched, while most people just decide to take it easy.
>>2746057
This death wasn't a fake.
C-C-C-ombo Breaker!
Little Bits, Big Death.
His jaws couldn't chew through that one.
Dammit, Pythagoras, you're supposed to be doing MATH!
>>2746085
Berry's the one getting creeped on for once!
You see, kids, this is what happens when you don't dispose of your cigarettes properly.
ARENA EVENT!
>>2746121
Michael is running away from his gay thoughts.
>>2746150
It's nowhere near as bad as I thought it'd be. Still, F for the Art Janitor and his easily found journal.
I expected some of these guys to get to the end. Ah well.
Seriously, I fucking love Powerline's image!
>>2746186
No reward for Tord.
Not even close to 3rd place.
Vicky isn't the RNG's Valentine.
Maybe if he was younger, he would do well.
He died for free.
>>2746229
Is Vicky's last name really Valentine?
>>2746209
Negas is not very popular with the other Tributes, either.
Stabbing and explosions!
>>2746248
Mr. Clean makes a huge mess.
It's time for our good ol' friend... THE SKI TRIP!
ARENA EVENT!
Among others, a particularly great threat is neutralized.
>>2746284
Roses don't thrive at this altitude.
>>2746284
Well, there goes my second nom to the arena
Now time to go cry about third place
>>2746284
Herman poisoned the internment camp rations
Arenas really lose their touch in medium difficulty.
Even then, these guys just can't stop fighting!
>>2746284
>poisoned potato
I don't get it.
>>2746338
RNG doesn't love Lucy.
His corpse is now under the sea.
RNG hates them.
The Shaman King won't become the Valhalla King.
Someone needs to clean up his body.
He's now burning in hell.
The great evil has been slayed again.
They did their time.
Her last rose pedal fell.
FEAST!
Someone fittingly decides to show his mental prowess.
>>2746355
Simpsons reference.
>>2746419
Don't fuck with MATH
>>2746419
Holy shit, I'm getting excited for Pythagoras all over again.
Who wouldn't?
>>2746499
Rosiana being in character
>>2746499
Lots of good noms in this Eviscerating Eight.
Time for more respects!
>>2746522
Ay
Love seeing Rosianna and April working together!
>>2746531
Not so stellar.
Game over for this gaming couple.
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Power's out.
Enjoy your CoC trophy with those 72 virgins.
She's now a blended berry smoothie.
He lost just like he did back in WW2.
Awww shit!
>>2746579
Heh, I like this set in particular.
>>2746551
Pythagoras's parents did all they could to contain the menace.
>>2746586
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
A month too late.
>>2746586
April was my only nom in this game. Shame she couldn't go all the way, but what was she expecting when she stood up to Yosuke?
>>2746619
April Fools, you're dead!
The serious seven lay low for the night.
>>2746621
She got pretty far, though.
>>2746640
IT
HASN'T
EVEN
BEGUN
>>2746640
8th place out of 48 is indeed great.
Anyways, I really hope that stalking scene is leading up to something.
A deadly duo has been formed!
>>2746682
...well then.
>>2746682
Pythagoras could make music, but he couldn't step to it.
>That last event
What else is new?
>>2746682
>Rosianna ends up killing her lover in a dance-off
How toe-tappingly tragic.
>>2746682
He's a singer and mathematician, not a dancer.
AGAIN?!
ARENA EVENT!
>>2746727
Y O S U K E
O
S
U
K
E
>>2746727
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>2746727
Really? I'm the only one to die?
Oof, with these guys gone, we have our FINAL FOUR!
>>2746748
It's not too unlikely when there're only 5 noms left.
Make that three!
>>2746795
Damn Yosuke, that's cold!
YOU DON'T SAY
>>2746817
What a fatty.
In any case, Anya's Ghost did well this season. Congrats to you guys.
>>2746795
FUCK
>>2746839
This MS Painting is now a piece of crumpled up paper.
Herp.
FINAL TWO!
>>2746854
BRING IT HOME, YOSUKE
>>2746854
C'mon fatass bunny
>>2746854
I haven't been this excited about a Final Two in quite some time.
>>2746907
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2746907
And in that box was the Valhalla Champions Trophy.
>>2746907
Thank god.
>>2746907
Oh, thank the Lord the borderline spam character lost.
>>2746907
The dogshit got her good and pissed.
>>2746907
R O S I A N N A
A
B
B
I
T
They fought long and hard, but they JUST couldn't come out on top!
>>2746959
He kept running away from a win.
Yo out of here Yosuke!
And the title, of the LORD OF VALHALLA goes to... the fatass bunny!
Congratulations, Rosianna!
>>2746927
It'd be convenient.
As y'all may have expected, Yosuke achieves DOUBLE VALHALLA!
Unfortunately, Pythagoras falls just short.
>>2747000
I don't care if he lost and how I got fucked hard all season, this one moment was worth it all.
Unfortunately, we didn't have anyone with absurdly high kill counts like in previous games. Seems like we got a lot of environmental deaths.
And that's it for Season 7 of the /co/ Hunger Games! Thanks for sticking around, and we hope to see y'all back next season (Whenever that is)!
I think Slow Host is planning one last boss battle next.
>>2747016
That's the spirit!
Slow Host, are you here?
Well it seems Slow Host isn't here. Who has what should be the final edition of the chart?
>>2747616
I have the chart ready, but I'm waiting for the last game to post it.
Give Slow some time
>>2747654
Let's hope he gets here before midnight CT.
Welp, I don't think Slow is coming. Can we see the final chart?
>>2749528
Welp, despite setbacks, I'd say this was damn good season. Without further delays. here is the final results for Hunger Games: Season 7.
http://i.imgur.com/ddMnhvQ.jpg
>>2749703
This fucking board ate all my damn luck this season.
>>2749703
>Forgot I got Hao into WVRU
>tfw he won
>>2749703
Are we doing off season next week?
>>2749703
Well I did learn two things this week
1. I hate arena events
2. RNG really loves giving me 3rd place
But I really can't complain since I got my first main game win this season.
So with that I guess we'll be back for next season
As the weather gets warmer, and April showers bring May flowers, the seventh season of the /co/ Hunger Games has come to an end.
The Champions of Champions are a familiar bunch: The ISIS Militants from South Park! Refusing to forget about their embarrassing loss against a robotic parrot back in Season 5, the militants unleashed their radical fury on the competition, and, with Allah's grace, redeemed themselves in the best way possible. The Champion of Champions of Champions match should feature an interesting rivalry, should we ever get that far!
Before going up against the winners, the runners-up had a match of their own. Little Bits showed off her expertise as an assassin, and took out the last remaining humans by herself to claim victory. Perhaps someone should have considered bringing a gun!
But things weren't looking so good for the runners-up in their battle with the winners. In the final moments of the game, it came down to one runner-up, Hao Asakura, facing four winners. Despite the odds, Hao was able to bring the winner vs. runners-up trophy back to the runners-up, after Yoyotoki stole it from them last season!
In the Grand Slam, the losers faced off against the winners, where Ethel from Endtown emerged victorious! She continues the losers' winning streak, started by Omnidroid last season!
>>2751617
The Third Wheels were a vicious lot, and quickly took to roughing each other up! When the dust settled, only Overlord remained!
In the battle for Valhalla, Yosuke put his plan into motion, and achieved the only Double Valhalla of the season. But as Eddie and Asami have shown, the most violent tributes aren't usually the ones to become the Lord of Valhalla. Indeed, it was Rosianna rabbit who clenched the title after a personal struggle against obesity.
The season's scheduling didn't leave room for too many themed games. Still, the winners from these games also had their own match. Commando Droid, the greatest killer of the season, came out on top!
And finally, Wedgelor from Mr. Meaty recognized his bloodlust just in time, and won the last place luau!
The seventh season started off the second year of the /co/ Hunger games. Though the start was a bit rocky, we still managed to complete the season in style, created some good stories while we were at it! As usual, these will probably be the last /co/ games for a month or so. So until then, stay goog, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVKj3u8JUm0
shoot, i kind of wish i didn't fall asleep during the valhalla match so i could have hosted that boss battle. Hopefully we can have the next season off this board hopefully.
