HG thread.
178th Express Games, night four.
Who's hungry?
>>2741297
Me, I'm about to order a pizza.
>>2741279
'Kay!
>keeps petting
>>2741279
Very much so.
>>2741279
>waves his right hand, visibly shaking
this thing.
>>2741297
>>2741297
N-Not again!
>>2741275
It sounds like you're reading too many sci-fi books, Stingray. Stuff like that can't happen just by eating a few cookies.
>>2741279
You're almost late! Did you get the good stuff, or did you decide to go with the cheap way out?
>>2741262
...What hath I wrought.
>>2741297
Not this time...! I've suffered too many a disgrace!
>>2741279 (Karen)
>She folds her arms, looking cocky
And thou the Heavenly Crown Prince, the Almighty Taoist Who Rules the Cosmos, Toyosatomimi no Miko.
>>2741282 (Subaru?)
I'd much rather not, I care not for such things.
>>2741297
FO-FORGIVE ME, BU-BUT I-BUT I HAVE TO DO THIS!
I'll rate any ships I haven't already.
>>2741253
Are you sure she didn't mention something about a curse? If that really is a demon, which I doubt, then that wouldn't be so far-fetched!
>>2741259
If it wouldn't do that, it would be a horrible place. But many claim that even outside of this place, they cannot die.
>>2741285
I'd give you a small reward for behaving, but I'm not sure what you'd like. You're not like most other girls out there. Is there something you'd like?
>>2741274
candy demon
>>2741333
Yukine x Naoto
>>2741291
Suit yourself, but make sure you go to bed. A healthy mind requires a good rest.
>>2741333
Your shitty opinions x any fucks.
>>2741333
Mandy/Matsuda as siblings.
>>2741319
You're talking to a literal demon, those rule no longer apply. You're in denial.
>>2741333
We have nothing but memes.
>>2741325
C-cute!
>>2741305
...
>She retracts her wings in an instant.
>>2741307
And how do you plan to pay for such a wish, mortal?
>>2741311
>She applies the band-aid to the hand.
Kukuku... good as new.
>>2741319
None of the stores were open, so I had to venture to the very pits of Hell to retrieve such items!
>She reaches into the bag and pulls out a toothbrush, still in the packaging, and a used bottle of toothpaste.
>>2741320
Never heard of them.
>>2741337
>Alice
>>2741333
Blossom x Brick from wayyyy back when.
>>2741297
Feast!
>>2741320
Oh come on, it would be a good weapon for you! There's no effort needed to work this thing, just a bit of muscle.
>>2741334
I don't think so...but you and that stingray guy are both worried about this. WH-what if there is a curse after all?!
>>2741337
Shit/10
Senpia/Naoto is better.
>>2741334
I don't know!
>>2741347
H-Hey!
>>2741334
As I do. There art many ways to attain such, I canst not deny.
>>2741347
Aye, for we dost reside in Gensokyo now, separate form the outside world. Tell me, how learned art thou in Japanese history?
>>2741356
A weapon without refinement or grace.
>>2741345
An-Anon, don't waste your kind words on someone like me!
>>2741338
I certainly will
>>2741337
I don't think it's happening
>>2741358
>alice
>>2741350
Are you retarded?
>>2741371
You are quite the looker, Fufufu~
>>2741347
I'll just wait for someone to get so sick of you that they pay ME to kill you.
I'm thinking that Tenya kid is on the brink of that too.
>>2741354
That wasn't an official ship. Blossom kept cock blocking herself and wouldn't let that shit happen.
>>2741371
Not wasted, but well spend.
>>2741358
Kanji/Naoto > Senpai/Naoto
>>2741347
...I'm going to go for a walk.
if you see me with a gun, please run.
>walks away
>>2741341
But how can we be sure she's not just trying to be nice to me?
>>2741347
H-Hey, forget about that stuff for a second. You're not trying to cure me with those baked goods, right?
>>2741355
You're my savior, Sans.
>>2741368
I'd be surprised if there was a weapon with grace, but I guess you have the right to be pick over what you use to kill people with.
>>2741362
Mikan X anon
>>2741375
Again, are you retarded?
>>2741391
Don't worry mister sna-I-I mean Pilskin, I-I can actually help with this!
>>2741392
>not Kanji x Yousgay
Mikan will you marry me?
>>2741404
>just assumed because you were the one who picked an ava to force interaction
>>2741391
I call dibs on the pump-action shotgun. I've always wanted to try one of these things out.
>>2741362
Why do I keep coming back to witness autism. What even is the point bar forcing memes on a meme tier list that'll be spammed by Bolin? Besides, ships are pretty much dead and we should be blessed for them all being dead.
>>2741340
You can also just go and kill yourself.
>>2741337
not going to happen, Anon.
>>2741419
Fuck off mate, i want to marry Mikan first.
>>2741419
U-Uh, wh-what, excuse me?
Yo-You can't be talking to me, th-there has to be another Mikan!
>>2741374
Good. I'll be worried if you stay up all day.
>>2741336
?
>>2741367
Ku. Ku. Ku.
You should not expect free gifts from a demon.
>>2741368
F-fufufu, what does that matter?
>>2741381
Fufu... I doubt such a thing.
>>2741396
Oh, bye!
>She waves.
>>2741398
Kukuku... it is too late. You have already consumed more sugar than you normally should for one meal!
And now you must brush the plaque away! KUKUKU!
>>2741333
Ta-class x Her dog
>checked
Fufufu~ It sure is lively in here today. Why aren't you all out with your mother's celebrating them for giving birth to you?
>>2741407
Shut up, Bolin, pick a YousgayxTeddie instead.
KanjixNaoto is cute! CUTE!
>>2741398
Dude, what is a demon to you? You notice how I'm saying demon and not angel?
>>2741430
>>2741337
see
>>2741407
Stay away from Kanji... Got it.
Good afternoon, phantoms.
>>2741440
Most ships are trash anyway.
>>2741433
>gets down on one knee
It's you my love, mi amore, will you be mine always?
>>2741437
But I won!
>>2741441
Why aren't you?
>>2741421
I picked up Shadow Naoto because I like her. I could of cared less about your relationship between Naoto.
>>2741449
>meant to add a question mark but whatever
>>2741441
I imagine you having a child. Shoving them back in you. And giving birth again. Over and over
>>2741455
Yo.
>>2741441
>chuckles
So, anyone smart enough to bow to me?
>>2741441
I...dont know where my mother is, still that doesnt matter, The woman who created my mind is clearly more than capable of handeling herself
>>2741440
This is the exact reason why you should just off yourself. Make sure to not waste any time and just kick the chair while tightening the noose.
>>2741455
All ships are trash, I don't even get why people insist on having them. It'll always result into nothing but a terrible idea.
>>2741456
Th-This is some kind of tri-trick isn't it, th-the moment I say yes, yo-you're going to pepper spray me!
>>2741398
A sword, for a classical example.
>>2741391
Ah! Damn.
>>2741437
In her life then, she werest quite a figure.
>>2741455
And hello to thou, Lady Urotsuki.
>A few minutes huh?
>>2741469
>I could of cared less about your relationship between Naoto.
never said anything about that but whatever
>>2741437
Is that all? You're not trying to pull a fast one on me or anything? Are you even a real demon, or are you messing with me?
>>2741439
M-My bloods touching a girl's blood...
>>2741446
She told me the only thing that's wrong with those baked goods are that they have too much sugar in them.
>>2741455
Afternoon!
>>2741440
I suppose we should skip that one. That was a while back. How about Blossom and that Dragon Boy. Shu was his name. He liked her, I think.
>>2741426
>>2741340
I agree. Please drink an extra cup of bleach for good measure.
How many ships would we need for a trash prom?
It doesn't even matter if they're good or bad.
>>2741459
My mother has been "Devoured" already, anon~
>>2741472
That does sound like quite the experience, darling.
>>2741477
Is that so? Well, it would be nice to wish her a very pleasant day anyways, don't you think?
>>2741479
Why are you feeding that mongrel the attention he craves?
>>2741481
Of course not my darling, my love is as pure as newfallen snow and as virtuous as a city with no colored people
>>2741485
It's basically was implied but whatever.
>>2741473
Not from a dirty fuck like Mikan it isn't.
>>2741458
Have you?
Kukuku...
>>2741486
O-of course I am! Look at my horns, proof of my demonhood!
>>2741482
Swords are nice, but they're outdated. Someone could easily kill you if they have a gun on them.
>>2741492
>Prom
Make it a tournament. We don't need official ships for a prom, the previous special events barely had any.
>>2741475
Short and to the point. Good.
>>2741479
Exactly. I fail to see how you can make such connections in a place designed for slaughter. The only ship that matters is the "ship" between you and your weapon.
>>2741482
>I passed out. Literally.
Ah.
>nods to you
Hello.
>>2741486
...Hm.
>>2741486
Again, do you think of demons as being truthful? I'm worried for your soul.
>>2741509
...N-No this has to be a trick, n-no one could love a pig like me!
>>2741510
>All ppgs ships have been shit. Damn.
>>2741437
I don't. The boy scout is reaching his breaking point.
>>2741511
>It's basically was implied but whatever.
>implying implication
I was only saying you were doing it to force circlejerk. You continuously calling me shit to be "ic" didn't help
>>2741502
Change Shorty x Weed to (Cirno x Shorty x Nepgear) x Weed
>>2741537
Not that anon, but i love you aswell. Any way i can proof it to you?
>>2741356
I don't know who that is, but it shows it is a valid concern. You will probably be fine since you can't die, but it's a good thing nobody else ate it.
I have to go now, so don't turn up dead for good tomorrow!
>>2741367
If not even you know, it will be pretty hard for me. Maybe I could let you play with my camera a little and I can show you how to use it, but that will have to wait until tomorrow, when I'm back. Until then, be good and get enough sleep, okay?
>>2741368
It would be great if this could be used for only good things. I have to go now, don't swing that sword on anything!
>>2741492
Can we come up with literally anything besides a prom?
>>2741530
I don't waste time girl, it's how I am. So who the hell are you, and what's with the chainsaw?
>>2741543
Don't worry, at least Slade X all three PPG's was good.
>>2741537
You are no pig, you are an angel and l want you for my own
>>2741510
AnonXShitposting
>>2741528
>This.
>No one wants to talk to me as alma
Im guess i'll do sunset...
>>2741523
...I can;t argue that, but why're you not acting like a demon? Demons kill and torment people, while you're trying to give me a cavity.
>>2741530
What's the matter, cat got your tongue?
>>2741536
Not really, but maybe I could trick her into telling me the truth?
>>2741523
Yeah actually
>holding a horn
>>2741559
We'll see.
Bye!
>>2741562
Can you?
>>2741578
Or you could do Kamen rider
>>2741581
Why you staring at her tits
>>2741562
How about Circlejerk Games?
We take people from certain circles and make them into the districts.
>>2741556
>>2741571
I-But...I-I-I-Wha-What, I don't, I don't understand!
>>2741504
...WHY AM I SUCH A FOOL!?
>>2741530
>No worries.
As reserved as ever, hm...?
>>2741524
The benefits of being immortal. Regardless, I dost rarely use melee combat, regardless.
>>2741559
A strange statement, but I dost suppose so.
I hath not the sword at all any the longer, 'tis quite impossible. Fare thou well, madame.
>>2741578
Oh. Guess she didn't leave after all.
>>2741578
wew
>>2741528
>>2741575
>Seconded.
>>2741595
The japanese power rangers? Not really my thing..
>>2741605
You're retarded
>>2741559
Who knows, maybe I'll finally die. Wouldn't that be funny? Ah whatever, take care Koizumi.
>>2741550
I don't remember calling you shit ever. The most I remember continuously doing was saying how Naoto doesn't love you,how you would betray her for another female, and trying to break up your relationship. If you thought that was me calling you she then I am sorry.
>>2741603
Say yes oh love of my life, marry me and make me the happiest man alive
>>2741623
>Kamen Rider
>Japanese Power rangers
>200% Triggered
>>2741603
Pretty obvious to me, Mikan-chan. We think we are pretty and worth having as a wife.
>>2741599
I'm not looking at her tits, I'm looking at the food that's on the other side of her tits!
>>2741578
>I've been trying m8. You just don't respond ever.
>>2741545
Fufu... He seems quite content with my presence.
>>2741581
KUKUKU!
A demon's job is to torment mortals and grant wishes, both of which I am currently doing!
>>2741587
>She reaches into one of her pockets and retrieves something...
>No... could it be?! It is!
>She pulls out a replacement horn.
>>2741528
>Tournament
Oh yeah!
>>2741565
I'm Urotsuki. And what do you think this chainsaw's for? It's my dedicated tool for spilling blood.
>>2741581
There's not much to say, is there?
I don't like cats.
>>2741604
Planning my attacks for next time.
...That and wondering if I left that book you gave me at home.
>>2741633
Calling you shit*
>>2741581
Sure go right for it, I'll just be over here..
>Takes fifteen steps back.
Go for it!
>>2741639
Fuck off Hikki. Mikan is for cuddles.
>>2741624
>Was gone for almost a year
>Was told that she left when asked earlier
>get called retarded.
Okay pal.
>>2741567
Fuck you.
>>2741618
And your opinions.
>Work in 30 mins
Kill me. I hate holidays.
>>2741660
Those tributes stayed up all night
>>2741636
(Insert Join Time)fags
People from the same series
Literal Who's
Circlekerk
Autists
Normal Friend Circles
>>2741669
I thought Hikki liked Mikan.
>>2741671
It's spider nigger.
>>2741640
>>2741646
...I-I, I...I don't even know either of you!
>>2741674
>Work in 20 mins
>>2741688
But we can get to know eachother. Over dinner? A movie? And see where the night will take us ~
>>2741692
>>2741674
>not posting from work
>>2741636
Fuck off I already have a tag team tournament event planned in mind.
>>2741618
Really? Then AnonXHis own autism? Though youXShitposting really does fit
>>2741704
>Not possible where I work.
>>2741688
My sweet don't you believe in love at first sight?
>>2741664
Nanashi. And that chainsaw... does it have some werid magic stuff on it? Or is it really just a regular chainsaw?
>>2741671
A partner, that shouldn't be too hard.
>>2741497
I suppose. In that case, happy mothers day, il hurt anyone that even would hurt you.
>>2741578
>dont give up
>>2741604
Oh yeah, magic and crap. I met a girl that really hates people like you by the way, so watch out.
>>2741653
...You gave me free snacks and dental care products. That's hardly something a demon would do.
>>2741664
Yeah...cats are pretty cool though, They're soft and their kisses tickle.
>>2741666
Trust me, nothing bad will happen. Nothing bad...
>>2741675
They're in the way, so I have to look at them! It's not my fault she puts them in places that're inconvenient to me!
>>2741705
F for skeleton man.
>>2741650
And its probably happening again.
>>2741701
>>2741724
I-I-I, I CAN'T TAKE THIS!
>Runs away
>>2741636
>Tekkenintensifies.png
>>2741664
Thou art...rather forgetful.
>>2741733
Hm...? In what sense?
>>2741722
What is your job, friend?
>>2741720
Looks like Karen has this one in the bag.
>>2741720
Anime vs furry
It's the final showdown
>>2741733
Who is that semen demon anyway
>>2741720
Whoever you are Sally, Im betting on you. Crush the human scum.
>>2741743
We could try one of his other sims.
>>2741741
King and Armor King tag team!!!
>>2741744
Shitposting.
>>2741733
Sure, sure, I'll get my protection ready for the incoming destruction.
>>2741740
Wait! Please don't go
>>2741733
Kukuku... I did not "give" you such things. You were forced to exchange items of equal value.
Do you see now, mortal? I am undeniably a demon!
>>2741720
>>2741754
'Tis not even a human, but rather a fallen angel of sorts.
>>2741720
Finale!
>tfw anon fags Alma and Sol, then ignores Nymph, Spike, Sol, and Maria.
>>2741718
Now you're catching on. That's a good ship.
But I'd like to point out a favourite of mine.
Youxyour own idiocy
Stop taking me seriously dipshit, I'm just messing around. Don't get overly trigger because I called your ship cancer or gay whatever I said
Motivate me HG
>>2741761
All the other sims are 140% shit though as opposed to the Hunger Games sim which is only 60% shit.
>>2741727
>she swings it a few times unpowered
I can call it into my hands at will. that and I don't need to refuel it. Other than that, it's a sweet, sweet chainsaw~.
You should hear it when it's on and revved up. There's nothing better than that...
>>2741733
I wouldn't know. I never had a pet. It seems like their hair would get everywhere.
>>2741742
Don't insult me. I didn't see a need to bring it here. I was reading it.
>>2741781
Who?
>>2741783
woops, now everyone knows I mess around off camera
>Shrugs
>>2741740
Don't go, Nurse-chan! I'll cry if you do.
>>2741781
Who the fuck would want to play Maria other then the cancerous fuck already playing that sack of shit?
>>2741781
*Alma and Sunset
I can't even shitpost right anymore.
>eruna already shitposting
>>2741783
>Old Nep being an autistic retard as usual
Nothing new to see here.
>>2741783
Oh snap
>>2741781
>fags Alma and Sol
>then ignores Nymph, Spike, Sol
>sol
lol
>>2741783
Rating's cancer, and all the autistics asking for a rating are too
kys doos
>>2741795
>>2741767
>Mikan has fled
>>2741810
This.
>>2741785
The Titanic sank when it hit that glacier, but you don't have to.
>>2741811
He already did
>>2741765
>>2741777
Congratulations Sally, you are now a two-time winner of the Express Games!
>>2741777
Brilliant job Sally! Keep it up and I might even employ you to keep killing them!
>>2741777
>Welp, let's make it two weeks without any wins and daily second places.
>Thanks for hosting.
>>2741827
Loser
>>2741816
>anon is emotionally crushed
>>2741824
And thank you all for playing.
>>2741827
>same here
>>2741777
Angel was weak as hell anyway. Thanks for the fight.
>>2741785
For what?
>>2741791
Sounds pretty demonic if you ask me, or something from a dream. But it's no skin off my back.
>>2741840
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2741742
In a murderous sense. She keeps going on and on about how nobody appreciates technology and how she wants to forcefully persuade people to accept her way of thinking.
>>2741751
I don't know if I should tell you. You might get ideas. Horrible ideas.
>>2741766
>>2741766
I think you're blowing this out of proportion. Nobody's going to get hurt. We're all going to be okay, okay?
>>2741770
You gave them to me for a thank you and to share my food with others! How's is that something a demon would do!?
>>2741777
I guess I was wrong here...Good job either way.
>>2741791
But how can you ignore how cuuuute they can be?
>>2741824
Congrats!
>>2741840
Thanks host.
Yuno activate it.
>>2741849
Nigga she ain't even here as far as I know. How would I do something to her?
>>2741836
>blocks from steam
>>2741849
Kukuku... You'll understand one day.
For now, I must go. My master calls.
>>2741810
This.
>>2741785
Do the things you need to do as though I'm standing behind you, and my chainsaw is inches from your head.
>>2741845
The dream thing is what you're right about. Sharp mind.
>>2741849
I can't really say I care much about "cute".
>>2741840
Thank you for the game, fire babe.
>>2741840
Congrats I guess and thanks for hosting
>>2741849
Hmh. How strange, I hast ne'er heard of such. And even I must admit the values of such technologies on occasion.
>>2741791
...Eh? Ah! I misunderstood, my apologies.
>>2741840
Such...humiliation. Thou hast mine thanks, Lady Mokou.
>>2741824
Congratulations, madame.
>>2741857
Don't worry, I've never taken you seriously.
Winscreens for these people are available
>>2741867
It's nothing impressive, I just tend to be right on the money.
>>2741849
Well that's not nice, don't call yourself a nobody, and I'm sure that I'll be fine.
>>2741867
This
>>2741879
Good, rarely have been
Can everyone hear me?...Does this even work?
>Fiddles with megaphone
...Listen up! I need everyone on this vicinity to line up towards me calmly and peacefully! I will conduct an inspection and determine if we, the CCG should exterminate you or not! Cooperation will be rewarded with one huge chocolate bar and coupons with great discounts, boys to my left, girls to my right
>>2741896
>rapes your mouth
>you like this
>>2741896
>lines up to the right while being male.
>>2741896
>Is a Super Hero
>Doesn't have to do anything you tell him
>>2741896
What is this about?
>Standing to his right.
>>2741907
that was a less than 30 second gap, it didn't load for me yet
>>2741896
How about no, you bastard. I feel quite at home sitting here.
>>2741913
Thanks, Mokou. Hopefully one of my actual fucking avatars can win next time.
>>2741917
wow nice rp
>>2741896
No.
>>2741889
But how? Most phantoms here don't realize that they're part of a dream.
>>2741877
Whatever.
What's happened here lately? Anything of note?
>>2741892
Get any closer to me with that foot and I'll saw it in half.
>>2741928
who's filler
>>2741923
Sorry. Still, it would be funny as shit.
>>2741863
I don't want to take any chances! I've been trying so hard to protect her as it is, and I don't want to add any more unnecessary work to that!
>>2741866
Make sure to prepared for next time. I'm going to have one hell of a wish for you.
>>2741867
I thought girls your age loved cute things, or are you one of those weird tomboy girls?
>>2741877
She mainly said she wanted to kill the shrine maiden, but everyone else that goes against her is going to die too. She says they won't listen to reason, so violence is the only way to go about this change.
>>2741891
As far as I know I am a nobody. I've done nothing special since I've gotten here.
>>2741896
Chocolate?
>he gets really close to this dude
Sign me up!
>>2741896
>Stands in the right line.
>>2741929
>ARPEs super good
>You like this
>>2741896
Firstly, human, who are the CCG?
Secondly it should be YOU lining up to me! But considering your obvious ignorance to my existance, I will excuse you from that mistake.
>he still complies for the chocolate bar
>>2741935
>Pokes with foot.
>>2741943
>Mine.
>>2741950
Just do it, what harm could it cause
>>2741935
I just know thing, alright girl? It's kinda of my thing... besides summoning demons and other stuff.
>>2741896
CCG? I hast ne'er heard of thou. And "extermination" art such a...youkai-focused term.
>She rather lazily floats over in the general direction of his right
>>2741935
Beyond a slight of humiliation upon mine own part, little of particular note, in mine own opinion.
>>2741950
How...er, bold.
>>2741896
Yeah that seems reasonable, fuck off.
[spoiler] You can still give em the chocolate bar if you want [/spoiler]
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