Are there better horse onaholes than the ones by bad-dragon? Are there any modeled after a real mare?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WHITE PEOPLE?????????????
>>274031
Get off my board nigger
i don't like "onahole" as the catch-all term for cocksleeves
it's too japanese a word for an international phenomenon
>>274624
Would you prefer fleshlight?
Send webms of people fucking onaholes
>>274663
no because that's a synecdoche and that's terrible
right now my preference is cocksleeve
>>274056
>my board
Oh, please. You don't even own yourself, you self-control lacking fucking degenerate. Go touch some kids, bitch.
>>274815
> not calling all soda coke
It's like you aren't from around these parts
>>274960
> oh no, someone likes something I don't like
> I better call him a name
>I know, let's use a hot meme word like degenerate, that'll show him!
Get the fuck out normie
>>274031
No niggers to whip, we need to find an other source of fun.
>>274990
>makes fun of someone calling someone a name
>calls someone a name
>makes fun of someone using a hot meme word
>uses a hot meme word
>>274997
What is this, 2007? Racism on the internet is hilarious, but still, it's the weakest, least intelligent way to troll.
>>273994
Kinda want one for the novelty and to fuck
How are the mare, shark and dragon ones?
Has anyone tried the werewolf one?
>>275248
I have all those except the shark. They are all good
>>275248
I don't have one, but from looking at the pictures the hazel is a pretty good anatomically correct canine vag both inside and outside.
I'm basing that on the many dogs I've fucked in my life.
The outside of the mares are pretty good looking, inside.. Hard to say really. Mares are really big inside but still not a gaping hole.
They start out at the opening kinda like a couple flats pressed together but as you progress farther inside they get more tubular.
>>274056
So u own /trash/? Con fucking gradulations
>>275599
Also dub dubs so suck it entitled piece of shit
>>275329
Doesn't the werewolf one make that wierd curve just after the entrance?
Is it at least soft
>>275648
Yeah hazel does have a curve inside. And yes she is soft, why wouldn't she?
>>275672
What's your point , newfag?
>>275341
I really wanna fuck a horse
Any ideas about good places to look for so I can fuck them?
Also how close is horsepussy to human pussy?
>>275722
Good place.....
Your mares at your house.
I'm totally against fucking other people's animals.
>>275760
Dont have any horses where I live
I'm thinking farms are good places to look, also stables where they house horses for riding or fairs or whatever
Again, how close is horsepussy to humanpussy?
>>275813
It's similar, the basic feel is almost the same. All pussy no matter what the animal is fairly similar.
Trying to fuck a random mare is a good way to die.
>>275832
Your right, unless, you take the proper steps
See if you walk right up to a random horse and tyr to fuck it, it might kick you and their kicks can kill
You have to bribe it with food, pet it, and slooooowly move behind it, first with a hand, an arm, your chest, and if there is any sign of annoyance you gotta back off and try again
If you do it right you can be fucking it
>pic related is an amazing guide I found a long time ago
>need to find some horses to put it into practice
>>275248
Get a tomax hole and pretend its an animal, BD ones are overpriced and underwhelming.
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/lilith-uterus-masturbator/
>>275768
Hahaha. got me.
and yeah I didn't make the thread but I definitely posted >>254541 as soon I seen it. Is this you rooting for the pony's??? >>246578
>>275855
Sure, I've been fucking animals longer than half of the people on here have been alive.
But petting and bribing won't save you from a farmer with a gun.
And like I said, people should fuck their own animals not go around fucking other people's animals.
>>273994
every bad dragon product is shit. the material is shit and the feel is shit. you're supposed to maybe get one for novelty, not serious use
get a normal fleshlight with maybe a heater pad if you want real function
>>275888
>fleshlight
don't buy fleshlights either, they are also overpriced garbage
get a japanese toy that's made by people who actually give a fuck
>>275937
Yeah, I want to buy one of their toys too, but if you're new to this kind of stuff you should start out with something quality instead of just brainlessly jumping in.
Get the novelty stuff after you actually know what you're doing.
>>275883
Yeah farmers with guns are bad news
That's why you have to bring your own, just in case
>>275888
See this dude knows whats up
>heating pad
mah nigga knows WHATS UP
>>275930
>muh japanese overlords do EVERYTHING better
Jesus fuck off you retarded weeb
>>275956
So, you're going to trespass, fuck an animal and murder someone?
You really are fucked in the head.
I don't think you'll have much luck trying to shoot a farmer that's already shot you while you're standing on a bucket worth your pants around your ankles.
>>275983
onaholes are actually vastly superior to pretty much any western masturbation sleeves
I never said japan does everything better, but japanese sex toys tend to be one of the cases where they actually ARE better
>>275992
Hey I never said kill anyone, trespass? Yes, fuck a horse? (humans are animals too) Yes
I'd only kill someone if they were trying to kill me
And I would make sure I was listening veeeery closely and was watching the entrance, and had the gun right next to me
If a farmer pops up with no weapon I'll aim at him and tell him to back the fuck up and go inside and that I'm leaving and not to follow me
If he has a gun but isn't aiming at me I'll aim at him and tell him to drop it and then do the above (and take his gun because guns are valuable), if he tries to aim at me I'll kill him
If I somehow get into a situation where I'm being shot at but haven't been hit, like he saw me from a large ways away and started shooting, I'll kill him
>>276011
Yeah, I'd shoot to kill you on the first shot.
>>276285
That's why I said I'd be listening really closely and staring at the entrance the whole time with a gun right next to me
There's no way any farmer could know his horse was getting railed it would just be him stumbling on it if he stumbles on it at all
Its extremely unlikely that he will have a gun on him but that tiny little chance is reason enough to bring one of your own
And since you have that kind of attitude if we ever cross paths you better hope you have a faster aim than me pal
>>274031
White people should be shot. They're so fucking degenerate.
>>276321
You'd be surprised at what you can tell is going on while you're still in your house.
Any time I hear a disturbance I check it out with my rifle at the ready. That's pretty common practice for alot of us. I would be expecting some guy fucking my horse. It's usually some other unwanted animal.
You also seem to have unreasonable expectations about your abilities to stand on a bucket, fuck a horse and hold a gun at the same time.
>>276404
Unless the person is moaning and groaning really loudly and banging on the walls and shit no one will know unless they actually have line of sight on the horsesex
Gotta have a surface to lay the gun down on like a shelf or something next to it
Or you could always lay the gun on the horses back and keep one hand on it
I dont know why you have such a hard on for killing someone over horsesex but you should know that not all criminal are retards and some of them are smart and armed at the same time
>I would be expecting some guy fucking my horse
lol is that more common than i thought or something
>>275888
> bad dragon toys are shit.
No.they are better than fleshlights.
>>276011
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>277457
Alright bro if you think thats so edgy then just how would you react to someone trying to kill you?
Or if not that trying to get you arrested?
You expect me to just accept it?
>inb4 just dont try to fuck other peoples animals
make me
>protip:
you cant
>>277513
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>275888
>The material is shit and the feel is shit
I recently got a perasaur
Couldn't be happier.
>>278101
EVERYTHING I DISLIKE IS EDGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>277457
Design aside, bad dragon penetrables are mediocre.
Best I got was a venus real, I am not straight but this toy is near perfect.
this is from owning ~15 toys 3 of which are bd toys
>>278209
A venus? Is that the dinosaur pussy?
I'd suspect a person's preference between fucktoys is going to be highly related to the person's penis shape and state of foreskin.
>>277513
>>inb4 just dont try to fuck other peoples animals
>make me
I think the gun is pretty good at doing so
>>278611
If you actually read all my posts you would see how I said I would bring my own gun just in case
At non-farm places that have horses there is no need for a gun because no one is going to have them on them there
But at farms they might and thats where I'd need to bring one just in case some farmer fuck thinks he can try to shoot at me
>>278534
no, it is made by tomax, it is pretty vanilla looking, but you really don't get anything as soft as that anywhere else.
>>278917
But super soft isn't good. I've felt a fleshlight and it had no resistance, just felt like sticky mush, you needed no force to penetrate.
>>275248
The dragoness is okay. Haven't used in ages but I never had a problem with it.
>>275888
>material is shit
Its the best material you can make toys out of, its body safe medical grade silicone
One of the only materials you can 100% sanitize
Though, bad dragon is pretty shitty because they're know for their molds flaking into the toys and using old, broken molds and overpricing their stuff
>>279214
that's because you lost your sensitivity
>>275855
Holy shit, this is hilarious. Does anyone have the one about how horses lose control of their lower bodies? All i remember was that it had the centaur girl from monster monsume.
>>279214
Super soft doesn't mean lacking in stimulation. There's always texture and suction as well.
Speaking of which, the clone has a more stimulating texture than the real.
>>284859
You mean the mare toy from bad dragon is better than the real thing?
>>285339
No. The venus clone versus the venus real.
Bad dragon hole toys are alright. Durable as HELL, and made with amazing material. But they lack interesting texture, use cheap molds, and cost way too damn much for what you get.
I would say the warmth and movement of a real mare hole would probably outweigh the toy in value. But it's not like I speak from experience.
