Welcome to the One Hundred and Seventeenth Classy Games! Let's see if you remember how to be prim and proper.
I'll have 36 of you, unless it turns out that there are appreciably more of you. Ready...go.
>>2727467
Classy Mii Swordfighter
>>2727467
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2727467
Ge-Ge
>>2727467
Inkling Girl
Meme Cat
Lord Hater
Yukine
too pathetic to classy
Dr. Francis Bernardi
>>2727467
Machi
Princess Asuka
Asuka Shikinami Langley
>>2727467
Blossom
Carmen Laforet
Classy Raven
Depending on things, and stuff, of course.
Kurumi
Squid Girl
Classy Johnny Rico
>>2727467
Fio Germi
Asakura Ryoko
>>2727467
Ross
Casey Neistat
>>2727467
Filthy Frank
>>2727467
Tuxedo Specter
Matt the Radar Technician
>>2727467
Donic
Classy Ringabel
Dead man
Matsuda
Misato
Mirai
Kagari Akko
>>2727467
Snoopapotomus.
Headless kamikaze
The Player
>>2727467
King Kaito
>>2727532
Ouch
>>2727467
Ririchiyo
>>2727467
Natsuki Subaru
Suzumiya Haruhi
>>2727499
>>2727500
Sounds like I am not the only one capable of making doubles
>>2727467
Grand Archduchess Aussa
>tfw CAN'T SELECT IMAGES
Valentine
>>2727467
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu
N-Not Late at all, Mikan Tsumiki
Koyomi Araragi
>>2727564
How fucking slow are you?
ALL NON HUMANS ARE FILTH. THEY DESERVE NOTHING BUT EXECUTION.
>>2727568
Back to ERP.
>>2727569
Get fucked you retarded magical hick
http://drsorter.tumblr.com/
post em
>>2727575
Umad asuka
>>2727586
Would you mind keeping him here for a bit? He's pretty fucking annoying.
Celes
>>2727580
I look human but I'm actually an Inkling. Am I fresh enough for you?
Choromatsu
>>2727597
Shit nigga we don't want him neither
>>2727570
>>2727580
Couldnt have said it better myself
>>2727594
There are 2 Asukas, one is played by Junko and one is played by Hoshi.
Misery
>>2727503
This was a better reboot of PPG than the 2016 reboot.
>>2727613
Fuck. I'll see if the Cocklust thread guys will do us both a solid then.
>>2727606
Absolutely not.
>>2727303
>>2727331
>>2727383
Thanks you all for the congrats.
>>2727411
Wow. I was brutal. Thanks for hosting again.
>>2727434
In a setting like that, it is impossable to have a fair fight. Sorry it had to come to that.
>>2727636
lmao good luck
fags
I'm late but Araragi will give me his spot because we're circlejerk buddies
>>2727580
Everything's got a right 'ta life, as long as they don't hurt folks.
>>2727587
...Least you're straight to be point.
>>2727629
>Tfw one of my favorite shows turned into a fucking trainwreck after a below average anime.
Life is suffering...
>>2727625
>>2727594
Princess Asuka is me.
The one using my old entry name is Junko.
>>2727662
Is this somekind of blackmailing?
>>2727661
I don't know what you're saying, but I'm not a "dangan", I'm Choromatsu Matsuno.
>>2727606
In other words, you're an abomination, yes?
>>2727618
Good! Very good! People like you keep the Imperium together!
One roster.
Here beginneth the review.
>>2727673
Oh you mean the better Asuka who's actually IC once in a blue moon instead of using her as a blogpost ava?
>>2727640
Oh, there are two of us now?
>>2727692
They're both shit. Hoshi doesn't try to RP her and Junko just can't.
>>2727580
Says the non-human. Look at you. To humanity you are a freak of nature and science, an abomination. >>2727613
>>2727597
You say that as if you two dont annoy me.
Fine I wont go into that other place if you really dont want me to. Should have said it to my face instead of hiding like the miserable cowards you are! A shame too I was starting to like the people there. Humble.
>>2727692
>Junko
Spike Spiegel
>Belated?
>>2727593
Sure
>>2727691
One off, huh? That hurts more than I thought it would.
>>2727691
Fancy. I feel like this is what the President's office would look like.
>>2727691
Looks good.
>>2727691
Looks fresh enough for me
>>2727689
An abomination? If you want an abomination, look at our rivals the Octarians
>>2727640
What do you mean? I got fancy gear and a fresh enough blaster
>>2727708
>no hopeman
kys my man
>>2727691
Looks good
Dubs+ decides what I fap to
>>2727695
>Haven't been here in a year now.
>Didn't realize someone else has good tastes in ava's.
My bad G.
>>2727569
>>2727691
>>2727536
>>2727663
They forfeited that right the moment they decided to stick their disgusting head out of non existence.
There is only room for Humanity here and everywhere. Anyone who disagrees is either very misguided or a race traitor.
>>2727691
Let's do it to it!
>>2727699
I can and I have.
>>2727701
Hey if you wanna typefuck, you're more than welcome. If you just wanna autismRP all over the place then get used to the shitposts :^)
My dangan taste are shit. Never played dangan and probably never will.
>>2727691
>>2727467
>>2727662
Give her my spot. I feel like continuing my games. Seeing that Rinny is here.
No more lollygagging.
>>2727662
But I was late too.
>>2727691
Switch me out for the weirdo in the tracksuit.
>>2727561
Please
>>2727734
>Forgot pic
>>2727715
Go back to china you weaboo loli.
>>2727735
Oh! Uh, thanks, lady.
>>2727737
Existence itself aint a crime.
>>2727691
Swap
>>2727499
>>2727602
>>2727691
Ugh, I'm grouped with some gigantic losers!
Guys, losers, stand back, let the greatest handle this!
>>2727747
Oh and I forgot to put the chart...
>>2727616
My efforts have been immortalized. This will stave off the regret of missing this game.
>>2727691
I do not see anything wrong with it.
>>2727758
Are you sure abut this, weird guy?
>>2727794
My apologies for not getting it to you any the sooner.
>>2727772
Actually Aussa, it can't be a crime in some cases.
>>2727734
>>2727762
Kek no worries my dude. You can use him if you want, I don't really mind.
>>2727745
>i was contemplating it, however it would take time to persuade him, and It's specter. He's meant to be a turbo-asshole/autist at the start.
>>2727795
Eh with my luck that spot I'm giving you is cursed.
Misato out, Aussa in. Ross out, Blondie in. Asuka I out, Celes in. Kaito out, Subaru in.
Here endeth the review. Bloodbath next. Also, remember to tell me your name if you want out--for the sake of convenience.
>>2727779
I wonder who I am.
>>2727708
>Sonia and Syo that high
aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>2727777
Sure. But don't come crying to me when you need a leg cast and a shoulder relocated.
>>2727801
Excuse me, meant can't
>>2727808
Don't use him, dumbass. He's a better fit for HG anyway
>>2727812
I'll try not to let you down, stingray!
>>2727823
>not liking sonia
>not liking syo
sophistoconfus.jpg
>>2727715
Rivals? There are factions of mutants? How long has this been around?
>>2727772
HA! Don't be so naive! You don't believe vile beasts like Slaanesh and Khorne DESERVE to exist, do you?
>>2727801
Kam? Hey!
...What do you mean?
>>2727813
Nice, nice!
My your game end in a glorious finish.
>>2727824
Yeah, sure, whatever. As if these bones will break anyways!
Right then, let's have a Bloodbath.
The good doctor goes against the whole "do no harm" thing and scores First Blood! That's it, aside from a few tunes floating about. I'm partial to The Doors, myself.
>>2727823
Oh hello LF.
>implying this isn't a Hoshi imposter.
C'mon guys. We're smarter than that. Right? RIGHT?
>>2727853
I mean that being alive is a crime, especially if you're different.
>>2727849
S-stingray! I honestly hopes it's cursed now, TRACKSUIT!
>>2727705
Oh look, you're wrong. Nothing new here.
>>2727851
Been around since the beginning of our civilization. Rising sea levels forced us to fight over territory and it ended with us winning like it should
>>2727879
>squirts ink path
LATER FOOLS
>Swims away
>>2727886
If it is theyve got the bitchiness down pat
>>2727817
>What the actual fuck
>>2727879
O-oh! Shoot, it started already!? Yeep! Gotta hurry and not get caught off guard.
>>2727850
>sonia is on 18
Idk m8, you tell me.
>Not liking Syo.
Don't really like Touko or Syo. Syo's would just kill me and I don't like being killed in a non sexul way, I at least want to get laid before I get torn apart.
>>2727880
Hi.
>>2727879
You better win this Michiru. If not that will be the last time I will be every giving my spot away.
>>2727892
kek
>>2727800
I don't mind the delay. I won't be going anywhere so I could have gotten it any time.
>>2727892
>Junko
>>2727851
Never heard of 'em. I said existence itself. It don't justify actions, though.
>>2727879
Right, 'ere we go...been a bit since I fought in one.
>>2727888
...What's got you thinkin' something like that? You an' I both know neither of us're exactly normal, anyhow.
>>2727837
>True, Still might do it as one off if the events get him drunk enough, seems some of the people there wanted a specter even if only for the expand dong memes
>>2727879
Its not like Il need it but who knows, could be useful.
>>2727813
>Raven cherrypicks now
I never thought I'd see the day Raven turns into a shit host.
>>2727879
I mean, what else could I be, right?
>>2727902
Syo only kills cute boys.
Don't even fucking lie you're an ugly fucking shit.
The Player...do you feel lucky? While you think, consider that you're luckier than Deadgear and Deader man. Then...oh hell-- *vomits everywhere*--I think that's enough commentary...
>>2727892
Based Junko still cucking the shit out of the dumb gook
>>2727879
I don't know what this is, but because you want it, I'm keeping it!...Hey, HEY! Back off!
>>2727929
>mfw you've seen through my trick.
Even then
>not having based Matsuda in your chart
Off yourself my man.
>>2727925
Kek, idiot
>>2727889
It's not, because I'm not gonna lose!
>>2727931
...
>>2727925
Wut? She was doing swaps. Who'd she cherrypick?
>>2727931
This water....ack....it's filled with.....octarian ink.....help
>>2727934
More like Junko still taking the bait.
>>2727925
Bloody Good job mate. Your fruit killing skills are remarkable.
>>2727879
Sorry, girlie. Just close your eyes and think calm thoughts.
>He gives her a lethal dose of morphine.
>>2727877
We'll see soon enough.
>>2727931
>He trembles as he makes the incision.
You're a sick bastard, you know that?
>An hour later, he puts Natsuki's heart into Matt's hands.
I hope you die.
>>2727959
I told you, I should stop swapping, I haven't won a game yet.
>>2727931
Th-thanks.
>>2727823
kys shit taste
>>2727920
It has been on my mind for awhile. I also know that we're not really normal... but that doesn't change anything.
>>2727961
No.
We gonna have some squid tonight boys!
>>2727931
Hmph. She doesn't look like she needs any more anyway.
Thank you, Meme Cat. You are my greatest ally. Now to read this random spell from my book...
>>2727897
So...are you a squid or a mutant human?
>>2727920
It does. If you were speaking to a marine from any other chapter, I believe you would be...introduced to his boltor.
>>2727998
Fuck off King Kuck.
>>2727992
That makes for the both of us, Stingray. I don't think I'll ever win a game here.
>>2728013
Uh, you're welcome?
Thanks for hosting if I get distracted.
>>2727998
>Ryouko at 20
Shit taste.
>>2728013
DAMN YOU BEAR! DAMN YOU FOR NOT BEING FRESH ENOUGH
>>2728007
How about Octarians? I heard they taste better than squid
>I got swapped in
I-I was just meming guise
Anyways, gotta head to bed, thanks for making my game enjoyable.
>>2727931
S-She's so cool! I'm not ready. These are the wrong robes...
Uh, I'll t-talk to you later. b-babe!
>flees
>>2728013
Where is that yak going? That's a great tuxedo as well...
>>2728031
Ah, that makes a lot of sense my man. Sorry then.
>>2728013
>He observes his surroundings carefully.
I need to lay off the booze on weekends...
Good morning everyone.... No, I think the proper term is good evening.
And so it was that twenty-two of you failed miserably.
>>2728041
I was making my games better anyways.
So fuck you.
And it's only because of you I am doing this.
>>2728013
Whadda mean you found a dog!? What IS a dog!?
>>2728041
Good night.
>>2728060
Stop making me enjoy your most autistic ava.
>>2727931
Urgh, neither of us should be botherin', really. We both got other sorts'a things to go around.
>>2727999
Of course it doesn't. Your existence aint invalidated just because you're different.
...I never thought you'd be the sort 'ta say something like that.
>>2728013
I just aint gonna question that.
>>2728023
Thought your armor was familiar-lookin'...that Janus fella's fine.
>>2728062
Sakuya, hey! How ya been?
>>2728041
Have a good'un.
>>2728065
And so it was that I laughed at every human who died!
>>2728041
Goodnight, thanks again for the game.
>>2728030
Look on the bright side, I'll be running the cafe tonight.
>>2728083
You have a massive pegging fetish, don't you?
I don't know how the fuck this happened.
Whoops, sorry, kitty...and Matsuda and Ririchiyo. You shouldn't have been anywhere near us while we were dueling, though, so this is mostly your fault. About Squid Girl...that sounds about right.
>>2728086
That's not very nice, you know.
>>2728083
Fuck your gay shit too Okarin
But better taste than that other guy aside from LF
>>2728085
I've been alright even though the Mistress has kept me busy with an abundance of choirs.
>>2728096
Why specifically tomorrow night?
>>2728106
Kys Okarin.
>>2728111
I had a good run, back to Dark Souls.
Again, appreciate the game, Raven.
>>2728085
Just how I am now... and I think it's for the better. Anywho, I got something for you.
>Takes out a small white flag
It's a flag with my army's crest. I want you to have it.
>>2728106
Disgusting taste. I hope you will considering taking a shot of bleach. Or a fucking windex at least.
>>2728111
Don't feel too bad. You're only as stupid as you look.
>>2728083
>Chaiki so low
wh-why
>>2728106
What the fuck is this shit?
What's this? A non-boring Feast? Brilliant!
>>2728085
The Grey Knight? I'm not sure. Grey Knights are a mystery.
Ultramarines and Blood Ravens are not. They would most likely kill you without hesitation.
>>2728111
Im not known for my Niceness Miss host, Im known for my genius! Now if you excuse me I must "watch over" these fools.
>>2728111
I'll take first. Get some shut eye, I'm waking you in a couple hours.
>>2728106
This taste makes me feel despair.
>>2728148
Life sucks and then you die.
>>2728143
Still better taste..
OKASHIT has the worst taste of all times...
>>2728065
Guess I can't quite talk to animals like bubbles can. Ended up becoming a tasty meal for that bear. Rooting for Raven though. Hopefully she'll do better than I did.
>>2728148
(this is why i decided to not eat out that chicken eliear)
>>2728181
I know that, and it sucks being dead too
>>2728126
Because It was scary in here last night, so I didn't have it going, I mean they were talking about replacing this guys arms and legs with dildos... I-I just couldn't..
>>2728181
I dunno, anon, outside the broken ribs, I'm enjoying my life.
>>2728181
Life sucks... and you swallow.
>>2728111
...Hold on, what've I been puttin' in my stuff?
>>2728119
Good 'ta hear. Glad that whole issue got sorted out. Do you mean choirs as in...singin'?
>>2728138
Life should never be trivialized like that.
>She blinks, examining it
Oh! Er, thanks! What's the occasion? Interestin' symbol....
>>2728149
Yeah, Supreme Grandmaster or somethin' like that....What's with the whole "kill first, talk like normal people never" attitude from where you guys're from?
>>2728182
IT'S ME AUSTIN
>>2728148
>He reaches around through his bag, frantically looking for an epipen.
>He suffocates, as it had fallen out during the Bloodbath.
>>2728181
You should make the most out of it though. Death is far worse.
>>2728182
Thanks for ruining a good avatar with your OOC antics.
The lightning round takes a pause. Checkmate.
>>2728188
We'll soon find out, as usual.
>>2728189
Some people just don't know how to eat properly.
>>2728181
Not if you're an inkling, you turn back into a squid and regenerate a minute later
>>2728207
>Yukine.
Nevermind you still have shit taste.
>Junk-o's at number 3
>>2728199
Outside the broken ribs and having your manhood ridiculed, you mean.
>>2728220
>a good avatar
Nigga
>>2728225
wtf this game was quick??
>>2728131
>>2728139
>>2728146
>>2728158
Maybe if you guys stopped rolling around in shit all day and actually cleansed your palates you'd understand what it's like to be as great as I, Hououin kyouma.
>>2728181
It is why you ned to make it an experience.
>>2728235
...Well since Miia isn't here anymore, at least I get laid.
>>2728225
Stop cheating at games within your own games, Raven!
>>2728225
Bah, I've never been any good at this sorta thing, anyhow.
>>2728229
>changes opinion based on who it is wew
>>2728220
>Not realizing this is how he acts in the anime
>Consider having a bottle of bleach with you at all times.
>I OOC only with greentext.
>>2728193
I don't even think that's possible. Wouldn't he die before they actually got him to function?
>>2728206
Yes.
>She let's out a sigh.
The Mistress has been playing some games which has caught her attention and ordered me to sing in an attempt to create music that will fit her taste.
>>2728206
Think of it as a gift, and thanks. The person who made the symbol is now longer with us... gods bless his soul. If you think life shouldn't be trivialized like that, then we have different mindsets. Which is good, depending on how you look at it.
>>2728229
>not liking Junko
>>2728206
It is ours and by default yours' belief system. We are all simple parts in a glorious, golden machine. We are made to fulfill our duty. For we are one.
I'm reminded of that thing Han Solo said...never tell me the odds. The lightning round is over.
>>2728257
Now it's over. Quite quick.
>>2728229
you're a fag
>>2728269
>implying it's not a joke.
>People are being so serious this day around.
>>2728294
She was cool in the game.
Pretty shite here.
>>2728294
>liking human filth
>>2728304
>>2728304
Wait, did I die?
>>2728318
still a fag
>>2728265
Do you. Do you?... I apologize, I'm having a hard time believing that..
>>2728286
It's possible If you like stop the bleeding right away though I'd think..
Twenty-two plus thirteen equals victory for one.
>>2728334
...Dude, that hurts.
>>2728304
>Raven gets sealed in her own tome
Well that's unfortunate.
>>2728336
F, you poor bastards.
>>2728304
Hmm. That went very fast.
>>2728329
No. Congratulations you moron.
>>2728320
>Hoshi/Hoshi's clique
>>2728304
S-save me, Shiny Chariot!
>tfw want to make my own games
>tfw not english
>>2728321
>putting perfection: the race in the same sentence as filth
>>2728287
...Your mistress really does have some weird tastes.
>>2728289
Why would you ever think of people like that...?
Er, and, gotta admit, I aint got a clue what I'd do with this.
>>2728303
I aint got no reason to believe in some random person's "belief system" just 'cause they say I should.
>>2728304
ACK!
...What in Ra's name was THAT!?