CRAZY TAXI
>>2721433
>>2721433
Thanks for welcom
>>2721385
Walking toaster?
>>2721313
Are you a toaster?
>Pot of Greed enters the arena
>blesses everyone with riskfree 2+ card gain
cutest dangan and worst dangan die. Good times.
>>2721433
For fuck's sake...
Our world is wors fighting for.
>>2721486
Fuck off Capitalist scum
>>2721494
>
>>2721488
I could live with that.
>>2721433
What a shameful ending...
>>2721494
I'm sorry I couldn't be by your side on time, Kuzuryu...
>>2721507
Ok. What else
IT'S HIP TO ____ ____
>>2721488
>Cutest
You better not mean scat girl
>>2721483
>Toast pops out of her mouth.
>>2721516
I think we should put her down
>>2721509
>he thinks communists liked socialists
>>2721522
SUCK DICK
>>2721518
Greetings swordsman
>>2721522
Text emojis
>>2721529
>>2721533
Meh, i don't really see a reason to do that.
>>2721483
Yeah I mean she can make toast. So she must be a glorified toaster
>>2721522
FUCK BEES
>>2721520
winner next slide
>>2721368
Are you sure
>>2721488
Indeed, the young master can be aggressive most of the time, but the word "cute" definitely fits him on rare occasions.
>>2721550
Premier Soviet, good evening to you.
>>2721509
What the fuck do you want? Stop lookin' at me like that.
>>2721518
>
You don't have to be like that all the time. I'm capable of looking after myself.
>>2721537
Eh. Is has many more fractures. But they can get along
>>2721556
It's the most humane thing to do.
>>2721580
Who are you kid?
>>2721578
How is your day Peko?
>>2721529
Of course you can be nice Princess. It's just you kept mentioning all the times I began to get on your nerves.
>>2721581
>they can get along
That's like saying the Spanish and Portuguese can get along.
>>2721516
I am not cute though!
>>2721525
>Takes the toast out of your mouth.
Whoooaaaa. Can you make eggs?
>>2721559
Look, look, toast!
>>2721488
>Cutest
That doesn't look like Mahiru
>>2721601
Like saying Ukraine and Russia can get along.
>>2721617
Affirmative.
>>2721601
Had meeting. I am tired and just want to relax.
>>2721612
I know the split has made it hard.
>>2721617
>not cute
You're not fooling anyone
>>2721628
Ukraine is the one bitching not Russia
>>2721584
Well you do your thing. I'm not gonna join in.
>>2721617
Thats a lie and you should know.
>>2721617
But can they butter it is the question.
>>2721622
Hm..
>>2721560
>>2721562
That is what I'm saying m8.
>>2721686
No way...
>>2721630
Can you make some sunny side up eggs now?!
>>2721638
I am not.
>>2721670
Maybe. She can make eggs now.
I want to mix genes with Uni
>>2721678
...What?
>>2721686
Congratulations.
Thanks for hosting.
>>2721686
Really!?
>>2721686
u did it
>>2721597
As usual I'm here to partake into our daily brawls inside the arena. It has been sometime since I stepped in. Besides, someone I was looking for has arrived.
>>2721580
>Takes the teddy bear
...Of course, You're perfectly capable of overcoming any obstacle with your strength alone...young master.
>>2721705
Affirmative.
>She starts ticking.
>>2721733
>love singing
>hate my voice
why has god punished me in this way
>>2721686
>>2721733
Congratulations and thank you for this battle.
>>2721733
>>2721686
What a sad way to go.
>>2721705
Does she just have a cooler in her ? If not those eggs will be bad...
>>2721733
Congrats guy. Thank you for hosting, Manning.
>>2721733
Congratulations
>>2721729
Shocking isn't it?
>>2721737
Good. So how is the child?
>>2721746
Fuck off, Tricky.
>>2721711
You'll taint the genepool!
>>2721750
Thanks host.
>>2721750
Thanks for hosting.
>>2721597
I'm Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu. Let me give you some advice, you'd better watch who you're calling kid. Say that to the wrong person and you just piss them off.
>>2721733
Not the worst one I've ever been in. Good work.
>>2721737
No... that's not what I meant either...
I just mean you don't have to act like that's all you're capable of doing in life is protecting me. You're a human fucking being too you know.
>>2721729
Tough break. Better luck next time darlin'
>>2721761
>let's go shit up ERP with our hilarious maymays
Never change, HG.
>>2721733
Congratulations! Thanks for hosting!
>>2721761
>>2721765
Tricky has a great voice, nah, this is me
>>2721763
Don't. Even. Start.
>>2721783
I guess...
>>2721755
>Shoves the toast in your mouth.
But they should be great.
>>2721743
What's that?
>>2721736
I am not though.
>>2721761
Texas do your thing.
>>2721782
And what will they do?
>>2721807
That game was pretty electrifying tho
i'm finna go eat and if we don't have a host by the time i get back i can go again
>>2721761
It's time
>>2721807
I feel for ya though. Taking second place feels worse than taking last sometimes
>>2721827
>>2721828
>>2721810
Are too!
>>2721810
>pulls the toast out
Eggs are meat, meat goes bad if not cooled. If there is no cooler in the toaster then it will go bad..
>>2721714
I'll stay for now. Though,
>Looking at you with a smile
I'm not listening to you to stay.
>at a house party
>join in a hunger game
What did I do wrong guys?
>>2721810
>She dings and a fried egg slides out of her mouth and into her hands.
>>2721807
Sorry. What you doing here by the way?
>>2721842
What a shocking end
>>2721844
>Eggs are meat
>>2721851
>Hunger game house party
Gonna be fun for the sole survivor to explain what happens when the cops show up.
>>2721837
Yeah, well I won at least once today so at least there's that.
>>2721861
Oh just out for a stroll.
>>2721865
...
>>2721761
>No >chuckes
Obvious impostor
>>2721846
...
>>2721878
You could get killed by someone. Or me from careless shooting
>>2721888
>boops nose
>>2721870
Do people not eat fertile eggs anymore..?
>>2721750
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>2721844
Eggs are meat? I thought eggs were eggs.
>>2721859
>She takes the egg from your hand then began eating it.
>>2721844
Egg aren't meat, they're eggs, they aren't fucking animal flesh.
>>2721763
The child? Which child do you refer to?
>>2721782
I'm aware of my current situation. But that doesn't mean I have to neglect the duty I've been tasked with which is ensuring your survival. In any case, if I should behave differently I...have a few ideas in mind.
>>2721878
Hey that's not so bad. Maybe you'll pick up another.
>>2721906
>
>>2721888
>Smiles fades away
I'll leave you be however so you can enjoy yourself.
>>2721917
>Watches.
>>2721895
Think I'll be fine.
>>2721923
Here's hoping.
>>2721917
Apparently people don't eat them how they use to where I came from.. Oh well.
Beans are fucking amazing.
>>2721922
The one you are talking to.
>>2721935
Cyкa блять. Hello.
>>2721936
Just one test.
>shoots at your exposed leg
>>2721934
Whatever, I don't care what you do.
also real guy i fixed your winscreen
l want to do inappropriate things at Supergirl
>>2721761
BROTHERS, ITS TIME
/cast Cataclysm
>>2721949
'Cyкa блять, иди нaхyй'
Salutations.
>>2721949
Hey! That's dangerous. There could be explosive barrels around here.
>>2721946
I guess they're amazing. Though I think it's just average for me.
>>2721946
What kind?
>>2721971
Good thing you remember that. How are you?
>>2721972
I don't see red barrels. Also was testing if you were like Superman.
>>2721990
it's only you bro
>>2721990
>Well she's not alive.
>>2721994
Systems Check: Operational
>>2721994
I am. He's my cousin.
>>2721949
The young master seems healthy and in good conditions. I'm glad he safely made it to this place.
| | |
| | | _
>>2721944
Like what?
>>2721935
Can you make toast with butter?
>>2722030
You're right, I should buy that boat.
>>2722023
You must have been born later then him it seems.
>>2722026
He is your trainer or something?
>>2722011
Can you play hard bass?
>>2721817
Forget it.
>>2721922
>he lets out a disgruntled sigh
Don't make me decide how you should act Peko. Make your own damn decision.
>>2722038
Affirmative.
>>2722053
Affirmative.
Awaiting further input.
>>2722038
Like with the chicken growing in it. Wolves will eat just about anything really.
>>2722063
google "loss.jpg"
This thread though.
Salve
>>2722053
Well actually...wait, what's that supposed to mean? Are you saying I'm not up to par or something?
>>2721950
Alright then Princess, if you need anything just let me know.
>>2722077
If you slept yesterday, you wouldn't be tired now! See, that's what you happens when you skip out on it.
>>2722074
Affirmative.
>>2722077
What about it, female soviet?
>>2722077
Post waifu's
Notice me Eru-chan
>>2722063
Blast this song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E
>>2722086
Hey Rome. I have someone learning how to swordfight.
>>2722095
No you are younger than him is all I am saying.
>>2722099
Hello
>>2722106
Nonono she doesn't Kalashnikov Rifle.
>>2722099
I can't play overwatch if I'm asleep!
>>2722108
:^)
I want to ship with mahiru
>>2722133
>Okarin
>>2722063
Google "Parsee."
>>2722071
Those don't sound like eggs. Those sound like chicken.
>>2722118
What good is sword against metal-bang weapon? I have sent merchant to Seres to acquire this powder however.
That was just a minor setback
>>2722133
And I want my dick to be bigger, we can't all have what we want, anon.
>Eruna is just as thirsty as Soviet but no oneshits on them because shes a cute anime girl
>>2722133
*Chiaki
>tfw newfags don't appreciate there was a time when people in this community actually had mod powers over the rest
Have any overwatch characters been taken as avas? Asking now to avoid any mishaps
>>2722118
It's just a result of circumstance beyond my control
>>2722158
>no one shits on nepgear
it got boring after the first 8 months in a row we did it that's why you fuckign newfag stop it with your conspiracy bullshit
>>2722158
I've been saying Yuri is shit ever since I first saw them.
>>2722161
Thank god that's not a thing anymore.
>>2722158
>implying I don't shit on them
>>2722158
>>2722124
>>2722165
Our world is wors fighting for
>>2722146
Well, it's a chicken in an egg. I don't see a difference, they both end up the same in the end.
>>2722165
We have a few but that will likely change soon, act fast anon.
>>2722165
Tracer only iirc. But she hasn't been around for a few days. So idk
>>2722156
>Laughter can be heard in the distance.
>>2722152
Good luck. Gunpowder is from the east though.
>>2722158
DOUBLE STANDARD IS REAL.
>>2722180
Ok. You share is same traits. Flight, laser, weak will.
>>2722053
Nothing of the sort. Young Master is the person I'm in charge of protecting even if I have to sacrifice my life in the process.
>>2722059
Then if making use of my free will is what you expect me to do, then so be it...
>Shows you a few pictures featuring the wildlife of the arena
I'll be looking forward to sightseeing around the outskirts of this place, perhaps we bouth could...appreciate these creatures together.
>>2722099
A fair advice to the exhausted lady, Koizumi.
>>2722192
>nepgear
Eruna is nepnep you dumb fuck
>>2721529
O-Oh...
>Starts tearing up
>>2722165
Tracer
Reaper
Reinhardt
Roadhog
And I think I saw a Mercy
>>2722118
Affirmative.
Increasing volume...
Playing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E&app=desktop
>>2722146
Affirmative.
>>2722222
WASTED
>>2722231
>we have a Tracer?
>>2722222
What a waste
>>2722222
Gonna pretend I didn't hear that last bit.
>>2722158
Nep got shitposted hard long ago, people just got bored nowadyas.
>>2722226
Nice timing.
I almost,
No, I actually did forget about you
Check these dubs.
Because filthy red human wasted get and should kill himself.
>>2722231
SUP PUNKS, WHO ORDERED SOME LIVE GRENADES?!
>>2722222
Yes I knowing. Seres is far east, past Parthis et Indus. I hear of "Road of Silk" and I desire to see this.
>>2722253
>implying I ever get bored of telling her she's dogshit
Just been busy.
>>2722158
>People don't give a shit about your opinion anymore
Why live? Just end it out
>>2722244
She is played by Chen
>>2722205
It's better to cook it than eat it like that, but we eat different things.
>>2722232
Google, "Green Eyed Monster."
>>2722231
>was planning on D.va or widowmaker
>>2722266
I can give us the tech right now for you.
>>2722257
Youve got to be kidding me.
>>2722288
>I don't really care at all for Tracer but Chen can do characters justice atleast.
>>2722293
There are no sorrys in war kid.
>>2722293
Does not compute.
>>2722301
Negative.
>>2722312
nigga is dis Ape escape
>>2722293
If you want a mindless killer get a robot, they seem good at that sort a thing.
>>2722327
>do characters justice
>being this autistic
>>2722118
Hello, you're Soviet, right?
>>2722124
What's that, a game? You can't play it when you're tired either. You will just fall asleep while playing it and then maybe your batteries will run out!
>>2722223
No matter how I try, she won't take the advice. She will just power herself out until she loses consciousness.
>>2722256
Just like my dad...
>>2722320
Finally someone has arrived that is not man-filth! I was thinking of exterminating this place if it continued.
>>2722310
I appreciete offer, but I should not take weapon from future barbari. Could cause historia problems.
>>2722301
Since I can't die I can afford to eat stupid things to see how they taste.
>>2722354
My best plays are at 4 in the morning!
>>2722343
>yes. Yes it is
New game when?
>>2722223
You mean you really wanna waste time doing something like that? Ah, what the hell, I'll come along. It beats getting shot at anyway....
These pictures look pretty nice by the way... Looks like you put a lot of time into em.
>>2722328
Why not?
>>2722353
>never seen them do a character badly before. But hey whatever you say.
>>2722362
>I saw one yesterday
>>2722327
I know but just the wasted get.
>>2722328
Research Cheeki Breeki and Stalker series.
>>2722344
Or a loyal Soldier or pay the mercenary the right price. But you can spare your average crook but people that are active threats and could kill millions it is better to end their pathetic lives and do the world a favor
>>2722354
Yes comrade
>>2722099
I haven't slept since Thursday.
Help.
>>2722376
Goddamn that takes me back. Brightened my day seeing that. Thanks man.
>>2722224
that's who i meant to say you dumb fuck
>>2722384
When-a you make-a one!
Who are your best friends?
>>2722409
Well there is a big fucking difference dipshit since they are two different people
>>2722413
Yeah, let me get right on that. Gimme a sec to write some 200 events, and then host a game from mobile.
Oh shit it's been a while.
Hey.
>>2722388
Access denied.
>>2722397
Affirmative.
>>2722357
You're dad sounds reasonable
>>2722392
>WM isn't taken yet?
>>2722364
I understand. Would be bad if time were to break.
>>2722414
Medic, Das Reich, Janus, and Stalker. Sonico if she doesn't come hee every blue moon
>>2722432
Please Google "4Chan".
>>2722426
Then-a:
>don't fucking complain.
>get a pc you plebian
>default game exist for a reason
>>2722372
Don't you have school a few hours after that? Little miss, you definitely need to sleep earlier than that! Not only will your body suffer, but also your education!
>>2722400
Four days? Why do I doubt that?
If that's true, then go to bed immediately!
>>2722397
You didn't shoot anyone while I was gone, did you?
>overwatch hunger games code when?
>>2722397
I'm no executioner.
>>2722414
LIJHRSKAD
>>2722438
>I have yet to seen one so I am sure you are fine.
>>2722462
>when I stop being lazy and finish a single code.
>>2722458
I-It's the weekend!
>>2722427
Sup?
>>2722468
>D
you sure like D
>>2722455
Disconnecting from internet...
>>2722433
I wish my dad was reasonable, he never hugged me.
>>2722158
Nigga speaks truth. It's en vogue to shit on Soviet but god help you if you attack a popular animu grill for the same thing.
>>2722456
>don't fucking complain.
Fuck you, not my fault nobody wants to host.
>get a pc you plebian
Yeah, lemme just get one of those with all that money I have
>default game exist for a reason
Yeah, I didn't realize people just adored default games. I'll keep that in mind.
>>2722462
Fuck yeah, working on it
>>2722481
Shit man Tony Hawk is getting old.
>>2722451
I could live longer and beat stupid Germanic barabari et Parthian.
...
No, is not mi place
>>2722427
Kneel, human. Or courtsy or bow I dont care which.
>>2722433
Yeah...
>>2722458
Three days. I slept Thursday night last.
>>2722506
>You mean my ava or the man himself?
>>2722475
Hm. I admit that even I stay long awake on weekends.
But if you do that, make sure you still get at least 6 hours of sleep! Especially since you're young, you need more sleep while growing up!
>>2722458
No. Actually help break out an old friend who was wrongfully imprisoned
>>2722464
Now do you understand why I called you and you cousin weak willed.
>>2722513
Good Rome
>>2722427
Oй Блин
>>2722497
>nobody wants to host
You are the reason.
>no money?
get a tablet and become baron 2.0
>default games are hated?
You wanted game, not (You)s
>>2722497
>Fuck you, not my fault nobody wants to host.
let me take over here from other anon
yes it is
you fucking complaining is one of the reasons
>>2722293
Bodyguard and personal Hitman.
>>2722354
I hope your words can get pass their stubborness, otherwise don't drain your own energy lecturing those who won't be willing to listen.
>>2722387
..Thank you very much master. Although these are nothing compared to the photos taken by our classmate, Mahiru Koizumi. Now, once you're ready tell me and we shall depart.
>See you guys later
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