HG thread.
177th Express Games, day 9.
>drops a piece of kryptonite in this thread
>>2716959
You guys work it out.
>>2716978
>picks up
What the hell is this POS? Is it worth anything?
>>2716944
You're starting to annoy me... How about I end your petty existence and drop you into the eternal sands of time?
>>2716970
Of course I'd believe it... It's just sad that your little prank didn't stay forever and ended made you vanish like a wasted second on the clock.
>>2716978
>Picks up the green gem and refuels his ammunition with it before adding it to his horde
>>2716978
Anon!
>drops a piece of my solified cum in this thread
>>2716965
Gahhh.
>Collapse to the floor, placing his hand on your blade.
You know I can still feel pain.
>>2717012
>This only encourages the poking
>Za Pokeudo: Triple speed
>Drops a traitor in this thread
Finale!
Rebel shark
>>2717056
Damn, that bitch is the real deal.
>>2716978
>>2717030
>>2717049
>Shinmyoumaru puts those ingredients on a bowl and begins to mix it.
>>2717049
>>2716947
...
>She looks away from you
>>2717038
I'm sorry, Senpai!
>She pulls out the blade
>>2717066
She played everyone for fools.
>>2717056
HAHAH! What a great ending
>>2717069
>she is going to eat kryptonite cum
MODS
>>2717080
That and she bested Eggy in melee combat.
I'm impressed.
>>2717056
Phew, thought he was gonna end me.
>>2717012
Why would you want to happen? Who would be here to annoy you if I vanished?
>>2717056
Damn, congrats, aline girl, and thanks for the game.
>>2717056
Congratulations Supergirl, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>2717105
And thanks for playing tributes.
>>2717077
Uhh, you alright there?
>>2716972
You can do it, you're like one oft he most prudent ladies I've met.
>>2716944
Now the important question, where can I get my own super boots?
>>2717105
Congratulations!
>>2717089
Oh? Of course not
That was a present for you, Anon.
I hope you'll enjoy it~!
>>2717105
Congratulations~!
>>2717105
GG, Supergirl
>>2717131
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2717135
kys useless faggot
>>2717047
Ugh...
>fires a timestopping bullet into your face.
>you freeze in this space-time continuum.
Can you just stop now, next bullet will make sure there's a point of no return for you.
>>2717100
Plenty of puny humans. I think it's pretty obvious that this place is infested with them, didn't you notice that just yet?
>>2717105
>>2717056
Good job at providing me with something interesting, little girl. Make sure I don't end up being cheated out of this little display that soon or you might just end up regretting it permanently~!
>>2717105
>>2717131
Awesome!, thanks host!
>>2717100
>>2717132
>>2717133
>>2717135
>>2717141
Thanks.
Be honest HG.
Who do you want to remove from hg?
>>2717167
Myself.
>>2717167
It starts with a P and ends with an E
>>2717151
Shit son, you have some Sophisto tier powers
>>2717188
Your peene?
>>2717167
Ocelot
Garnet
Hoshi
Junko
>>2717132
>The boy shrugs, he made them but he doubt's he could ever make them again.
>>2717151
>The boy surprisingly continues to poke you and seems unaffected by this, as if he's encountered voids in time before.
>>2717131
>Last place again
>>2717188
PsanaeE
>>2717131
Thanks for hosting!~
>>2717190
Congratulations on your fantastic deduction. Do you want some cookie now to extend your petty existence as yet another mortal shell that will die off within a few years?
>>2717132
>She takes off her glasses and starts rubbing them with a handkerchief
M-me? I-I-I'm just fine! T-totally not th-thinking about the little things in life!
>>2717105
>>2717131
Thank you for this battle.
>>2717210
Why Ocelot and Garnet?
>>2717151
Uh, thank you...
>>2717167
Aussa
Squid Girl
Aussa again
LF
>>2717212
i want to comfort iida
until he dies in the next chapter
>>2717212
Don't give up, Iida.
>>2717132
I'll do my best to achieve victory.
>>2717213
Close but she comes in 2nd place
>>2717218
No deal
>unsheaths brick
>throw and hit your face before you can even react
>>2717167
Ocelot. Snake was always the better soldier.
>>2717151
Hmm, true, and if you can be annoyed with just the precense of a human, then anyone in here would be able to fulfill that role.
>>2717227
>I want to remove me too.
>>2717211
Ugh... You're not going to stop until I eventually ask you what you want now, do you? What do you want from me...?
>>2717226
You're welcome, just make sure I don't end up swallowing those words.
>>2717245
>It hits
>She's unaffected.
Really now?
>>2717252
Trust me when I say that they are fulfilling their roles just fine.
>>2717251
Jealous prick
>>2717245
Link?????
>>2717223
I just don't like them
>>2717227
Kys no face.
>>2717269
That brick was made of [Your Weakness]
>>2717251
IF you're going to pretend to be me then make it a believable post.
>>2717167
>Yin
>>2717269
>honks titties
>dissapears
>>2717238
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
>>2717239
W-WHAT EVER COULD YOU BE TALKING ABOUT?
Which avafags had the biggest impact on your life?
>>2717278
Yeah, but just because or do you have a reason?
>>2717306
A couple from ERP.
Dubs decide what avafag should commit suicide
>>2717306
All of the ones that shit on my waifu are driving me to suicide
>>2717167
>The boy doesnt really hate anyone
>>2717269
>Today was the day The goddess of time was defeated by a mere boy, through only poking. >Truly an achievement for Humanity.
>To celebrate this, he gives you a heart shaped balloon
>>2717315
you
>>2717313
HMM I WONDER WHO
>>2717306
LF thought me to become intelligent and nihilistic, and helped me gain a wicked sense of humour
>>2717315
>Me
>>2717315
>>2717286
>>2717327
guess
>>2717306
(You)kine
>>2717315
kamina
>>2717339
reroll
>>2717327
Reminder that the most innocent and pure avafags are ERPers
>>2717343
Elizabeth and Jiro im assuming
>>2717315
Garnet
>>2717315
everyone
>>2717315
>>2717335
Akane-chan.
>>2717315
>The boy really dislikes The final boss he has to face. perhaps it should.
>>2717339
Nah, that's never is going to happen. You'll have better luck with someone else.
>>2717360
Dominator and Clownpiece.
>>2717366
lmao rip
>>2717366
NO!
>>2717369
I think I've already given you this conversation.
>>2716877
Wish I were, anon.
>>2717366
thank god
>>2717389
Hazelnut!
These dubs prevent Garnet's suicide attempt.
>>2717399
Hazelnut?
>>2717389
Shut up.
>>2717414
deal
>>2717414
guchi guchi goo
>>2717414
The artstyle looks so fucking shit. Everyone has hydrocephalus.
>>2717421
Yes, the nut.
>>2717414
It got translated already?
>>2717414
>Makes fun off
>>2717414
Rondo Duo got translated?
SPIRAL STAIRCASE
>>2717480
SHE IS ADAPTING TO THE GOGO PREVENTION IMAGES
WE
ARE
DOOMED
>>2717281
>Stares you down as she disappears into another timestream.
...Ugh...I wonder why I even bother to go with your spiel, child. I should just end you instead.
>>2717296
...I hope you do realise that I can simply track you down, right?
>>2717323
>receives the balloon.
I'll never understand the logic behind some of you human beings... It's rather pathetic to even think you'd stand a chance.
>>2717329
I'm not nihilistic you asinine mongrel and neither do I have a wicked sense of humor.
>>2717480
>>2717490
>>2717499
>>2717424
Is that all you've got?
>>2717450
What about it?
>>2717480
>>2717490
>>2717499
>
>>2717503
>he pokes you yet again to prove his point
>>2717480
>>2717490
>>2717499
>>2717523
I still love you , cunt.
You're one of the reasons I still HG
>>2717530
I think that's it.
>>2717500
SINGULARITY POINT
RHINOCEROS BEETLE
>>2717783
You're just going to keep poking me until I eventually decide to slip to a different timestream aren't you?
>>2717812
Stop this man
LF taught me how to put on a condom
>KK
>>2717525
d-drakeposter?
Which avafags have good RP
>>2717801
Who the fuck are you? Don't ever speak to me or my intelligent and nihilistic being or my wicked sense of humor ever again.
>>2717414
Holy shit the game is already patched? I'll be right back!
>>2717812
>not Rhymenoceros and Hiphoppapotamous
Why are so many dutch people shitposters?
Are they the Australians of Europe?
>>2717802
How... unamusing.
>>2717831
>Not me.
>>2717832
Sorry m80. I'm giving up on steam atm
post waifus
>>2717530
Yes, it seemed you were very enticed by it.
>>2716953
>>2716994
So how would that deal be, if I offered it?
>>2717812
Fig tart.
>>2717842
Hah, jokes on you. I'm from SoCal so I can just call myself west coast and shitpost like a Straya while living in Yurop.
>>2717801
Fuck off I love him more bitch.
>>2717831
Me.
I am de bezt
>>2717853
Are you really any better?
>>2717859
LF I know you don't shitpost.
>>2717859
Komaeda wouldn't say anything like that
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
>>2717854
That program is fantastic, it contains as much errors as the human brain. The errors are close to a number that can't be calculated
>>2717867
>covers with blanket
good night
>>2717857
VIA DOLOROSA
>>2717876
>LF
>not shitposting
You have much to learn
>>2717831
Mokou
Ocelot
Yin
Eggman-kun
Parsee
Kamina
Aussa
Baron
>>2717855
>in spite of that other anon :^)
>>2717831
kamina when he wants to.
>>2717886
>as much errors
LF nicotine levels: low.
>>2717856
Hmmm, I don't think that's enough.
>>2717874
Of course. I am superior in every way when compared to you, worm.
>>2717878
>
>>2717899
Also this. I am an advanced shitposter.
>>2717934
And how much WOULD that get me?
Come on, just tell me how much it's worth already.
>>2717918
You fucking son of a bitch... your ass is definitely not invited to the wedding now.
>>2717934
Not in height, in which case I tower over you, "worm".
>>2717874
Hi buddy, I'm a little bummed out today so I probably won't bother you much.
Race war when?
I want to violently rape Muffet
Post these.
Which avafags have left for good?
no Brook
>>2717958
:^(
>>2717944
You might aswell remove the poster bit, because that pretty much described everything about you :^)
IT IS TIME
CRAAAAAAZY HG THEORIES!
I'll start off
>Aussa is Reimu, she avafagged Reimu to be able to kill of Elly and pick up Rika as a result
>>2717955
As I said before, that depends on what you want.
>>2717967
Hmmmmm?
>Her horns begin glowing.
Is that something you're willing to bet on?
>>2717974
I did multiple times actually.
No one bats an eye :^)
Not this time.
Ass.
>>2717980
Yeah, that's what I thought. Although I do respect the hell out of your fantastic taste. (I'd play her but she deserves better than my pleb RP.)
>>2717990
We're all Ultron
>>2717968
I SWEAR ON THE RULES IF I CATCH YOU STALKING ME I WILL ACT ON IT!
>>2717992
What would I even have to wager on a bet?
>>2717974
Next game when?
>>2718008
ok booce
>>2718023
>posting shit quality ass of shitty girl
kys
>>2717990
Reimu is Alice
>>2717992
You already know.
Okay, I'll give up, I'll never find out how much it's worth, and I'll never be able to sell it for candies myself.
>>2717990
Blue Beetle is Archer
>>2718040
>RP based on fandom personality
It's possible
>>2718008
Look like someone's getting BONNED, ehehe-kill me.
>>2718025
As rare as this occurrence may be, I guess you're right.
You have nothing at all.
>>2718048
Huh?
>>2718007
I thought someone was already in the process of picking her up?
>>2718016
There's no need to yell, well I'll be going back to relaxing now.
>>2718040
>posts foot/stocking fetish image
>next image is deviant art tier
Pretty sure it's him.
>>2718056
That was really bad that I want to kill you for winning my games.
>>2718061
I wouldn't say nothing at all, but yes, I have nothing of considerable value to bet.
>>2718080
PARSEE IS REIMU SO HE CAN INTERACT WITH AUSSA, AGAIN
>>2718064
Dunno. That'd be cool if they were though.
>>2718091
Shut up, I know it was bad, you don't need to rub it in.
>>2718112
I just can't let it go!
You started it!
New Game When?
>>2718141
Once we get 100% completion on the last game
>>2718049
I don't know if I should take this as an Insult, or as a compliment.
>>2718136
Yes you can, Just forget I said it, Dios Mio, its not hard lady.
>>2718141
When you host it, faggot.
>>2718104
>>2718064
>can confirm
>>2718141
Never.
>>2718015
We are Ultron.
>squeaky booting up noises
>>2718154
I will attempt to restrain my urges to sexually harass her nonstop.
G'luck, mate.
>>2717976
Seth
Bloobob
>>2718148
It's hard!
Boned....
>small giggles
AHHH
It's back!
>jerks off
>>2717976
Holo
Which avafags are you glad left for good?
>>2718181
...So you did think it was funny, goddamn woman, make up your mind!
>>2718169
>places her inside a box
>>2718193
Seth
>>2718181
Is Blue finally going to give a girl his special burrito?
post images of your ava you never get to use
>>2718200
>scans the inside of the box
>finds nothing and begins sweeping
>>2718193
Cirno; threads are much comfier without his constant memeposting
>>2718195
N-No I don't!
It's not funny at all! It's too Bony for it to be funny!
It did not hit me in the funny bone..
>>2718171
I took the place of someone else who decided to drop her, but I've been going over the source since I've never really played GG. I've been making notes and such, I'll try to do her justice
>>2718216
>>2718216
>>2718219
>>2718169
WELL WELL WELL, back for more, eh?
You fucking heartless bitch.
>>2718229
M O N K E Y
>tfw family gathering
>tfw look like a posh cunt
>tfw can shitpost all I want and not get b& because restaurant wifi
Mixed feels.
>>2718214
...Maybe one day, anon, maybe one day.
>>2718222
Yeah, well your bone puns aren't exactly humerus either
>>2718216
>>2718237
Fuck off Bolin.
>>2718216
>>2718216
>>2718222
so, i'm guessin' ya didn't find that one too humerus.
that's alright, y'know. i'm sure that guy has a skele-ton more where that came from. even if it takes until to-marrow to get you crakin'.
>>2718233
>scans bug: Roach
>brutal measures are to be taken
>equips mini katana
>>2718245
Will do anon
>>2718181
>>2718214
>mfw I read it again.. and i just realized i made a fucking innuendo...
>>2718219
>is curious on why does the box makes so much noise
>opens box
What the hell?
>>2718243
Hahahahahahaha-Hahaha.... Hah... ha....
I need to stop laughing at bad puns...
>>2718216
>>2718235
Have one more Monkey and shut up, LF.
Post your IRL feet and we try to guess the ava
>>2718274
Yeeeee
>>2718276
No, Shion.
>>2718268
M-more?
>>2718216
HER.
>>2718216
>>2718212
>Junko
>>2718276
Shionbait.
>>2718095
I suppose I could always make you do something if you lose.
>>2718260
You never learn, you silly marionette! Cut me down and a thousand others will rise up to take my place!
We survived your poisons.
We survived your traps.
We will survive YOU.
En garde!
*unsheathes roach katana*
>>2718216
>>2718276
Ok deal
>>2718216
>giant akane a cute
>>2718289
Definitely worst girl.
>>2718255
>kongou literally got seizures after hearing tons of bad puns
>>2718216
>>2718307
Feet is the plural form you dingus.
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