HG thread.
EXPRESS GAMES
>first 36 good luck
>>2715742
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Mii Swordfighter
Bass
Celes
Supergirl
>>2715742
Asellus
Akane-chan
Vic Viper
Iida Tenya
Kuriyama Mirai
Kurumi
Bob
>>2715742
Ramlethal Valentine
Tanaka the Forbidden One
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
Megumu
Centorea Shianus
Vamirio
Asuka Shikinami Langley
Matsuda
Lord Beerus
Benny Goodman
Bikko
>>2715748
You were implying the opposite.
>>2715749
"Local hero drives child to suicide."
I can see the headline now.
>>2715718
You too. I only wanted to see if you really like candy that much.
>>2715742
Gunboots
The Dinkster
Atheon
Kaga
>>2715791
Akane
Eggman-kun
Snoop Doge
Carmen Laforet
Kongou
Shinmyoumaru Sukuna
>>2715811
Woah there miss, put some clothes on.
>>2715801
There is a newspaper here?
>>2715837
She has clothes on you fucking moron
>>2715802
Your offering was not good enough for what you desired.
>>2715843
Who is to say it limited to only here?
No doubt your tiny mind has already forgotten the fact that I am capable of reaching across dimensions.
Koyomi Araragi
>>2715811
>Murders you and eats the body.
>>2715851
I'm talking about down there, Anon.
>>2715857
I mean I wouldn't have done it anyway, but would you really do it for candy? That's so odd.
2 more
>>2715801
so what positions do you want to try out on tenya
Misato
>>2715883
Todd the Godd Howard
>mfw finished Mystic Square
>mfw no face
that was fun.
>>2715857
You're going to die in several dimensions? How would that even work?
>>2715883
Porn
>>2715911
Looks good.
>The boy gets ready to jump.
>>2715911
Let's commence the battle.
>>2715915
kys no face
>>2715911
Looks acceptable.
>>2715930
Good luck!
>>2715911
Everything is in order. Ready to begin.
convince me to keep working on my games for a bunch of people who hate guts
>>2715911
Here we go
>>2715911
Ready.
>>2715879
Of course I wouldn't.
A mere treat would not be enough for such a gift.
>>2715889
Pff.
As if I would allow such trash to taint my body.
>>2715916
It appears I thought too highly of you. Your intellect, to be precise.
>>2715911
I made it far on the island. Let's see if it translate to here as well.
>>2715911
Looking good~!
Let's start!
>>2715911
All set.
>>2715911
BLOODBATH
>>2715964
If that last part is true, then don't.
>>2715964
For one reason, they hate guts. Not you.
>>2715926
D-Don't jump kid! You have a brigth future ahead of you! Think about it! Don't panic guys, I got this!
> Opens her arms at the bottom of the cliff.
I'll catch you!
>>2715977
but I thought you liked it dirty, especially if it was to humliate such scum like tenya.
>>2715982
>>2715982
Another time where I am of the opposite end of what is normal. Let us proceed.
>>2715964
Why do we hate Guts now
>>2715958
Th-thank you, Senpai!
>>2715982
What am I supposed to do with this?
>>2715982
No running away that easily!
>>2715982
>>2715926
>>2716002
>Jumps off the cliff with the boy.
>>2715977
How many candies are worth it then?
>>2715964
Because I'll punish you for being such a weak human being that gives up as soon as some petty fools tell you that they dislike you. Are you going to prove that you're above them or are you going to join those same petty beings that try and force you to fall?
>>2715982
I've got all the time in the world, but I'd rather not waste it on staying here so I wish you all a pleasant time, I'm sure mine will be once I track you all down... One...by...one~!
>>2715982
See ya, losers!
>>2715982
There was no reason for that.
>>2715964
>a bunch of people who hate guts
>>2715982
You guys are not going to catch me~!
Hello everyone
>>2715977
I doubt that you thought highly of my anything. Besides, you expect me to know how exactly this works? I do not believe there are any special guidelines for demons dying that I am aware of.
>>2716037
fuck off and die
>>2716002
>>2715982
>Fearing what is behind him, The boy jumps off the cliff curbstomping any birds who gets in his way down.
>>2715982
>autocropper is messing up on every other slide
>>2716016
There's no way a beauty like you can lose!
>>2716070
NOOOOOOOO! NOT PLAYER 2, HE WAS MY FAVORITE COMPETITOR!
>>2716007
In the end, only my satisfaction is what's important.
Perhaps it would be entertaining to do such a thing with Aizawa onlooking, but I'd rather not waste my time with trash.
>>2716024
Why would I tell you such a thing?
That ruins all the fun of watching you try again and again to gain my favor.
>>2716050
I'm not going to even bother explaining this any further.
Your skull is far too thick for something even as basic as this.
Ah yes, it's a "Bolin is shitposting while at a family gathering because it's the only thing stopping him from crying" episode
>>2716051
This.
>>2716070
I-I'm sorry! I don't know how to control this thing!
>>2716076
S-stop being unpleasant!
>>2716070
>>2716067
Alright now I just... what the fuck? He's gonna crush me with those!
>>2716023
Another one! What's with you idiots today!?
>Tries to rush after you before you hit the ground
Aaaaaaah!
>>2716028
Kaga! Thank god you're here! People are jumping off clifss all of sudden, you're the best archer I know so go and snipe them before they keep doing it!
>>2716070
F
>>2716086
>the event is supposed to be broken, hence "glitch out"
>>2716070
I can't wait for it to get here!
>>2716070
What the hell is he holding?
>>2716090
I already told you I'm not trying, I'm just curious. Maybe I could make a lot of candy that way?
>>2716090
But you have yet to explain anything to me, I have been just having to make conjectures and educated guesses.
>>2716070
Can't just let monsters like that running around freely.
>>2716101
>A girl stand on the rooftop, ready to jump.
>>2716106
F
>>2716114
Until I see it in front of me, you will gain nothing.
>>2716120
Imbecile.
>>2716101
Those cliffs might solve a lot of problems though
>>2716101
>He stops mid way in the air thanks to the rope which was around his neck. Her just swung there, lifeless.
>>2716101
>Jumps from outer space
>>2716070
There will be no benefits of a team up. It will only lead to grief.
>>2716101
>pushes you off a building
>>2715915
And now you have to beat the Extra stage
Have fun
>>2716101
>The boy lands nearby unharmed whilst you rush after the other guy
>>2716132
The boy holds his arms up ready to catch
>>2716070
>A few bandaids here and a good snack there, and all is fixed.
>>2716142
Cute.
>>2716162
>The boy remembers the water level.
>he did not like the water level.
>>2716162
I'm glad we were able to work it out.
>>2716162
Not worth my time... I doubt any of you puny ones are walking around in an area that is soooo dangerous for you few mortals~!
>>2716051
Calm down Sanae
>>2716164
agreed
>>2716132
At any rate, someone who looks as good in glasses as you do... simply should not die! In short, I love glasses!
>>2716162
You know what, you're right.
>>2716164
Speaking of which, how goes your romance with Aizawa? Still as fruitless as ever, I can imagine.
>>2716179
>smooch
>>2716142
But I'm not trying to gain anything!
I do have three candies with me though.
>>2716033
I don't understand why you feel that way.
>>2716162
It was a worse run than the last match I can take solace in the fact that my muderer died as well.
>>2716184
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!
>>2716196
Did we not already go over this? It is nonexistent thanks to my shortcomings.
>>2716162
It's over, there's no hope anymore.
>>2716162
>Autocropper stops at the color red
Thanks Aikawa
>>2716209
Candy?
>>2716221
You haven't even made an attempt? You've given up all hope?
You're more pathetic than I thought.
>>2716132
>abruptly stops after you died
That...was unexpected. Uhhhh, so who's taking the boyd back to earth?
>>2716163
Alright you're alive...don't fucking scare me like that you shitty brat!
>>2716132
Are you for real!? WHY IS EVERYIONE KILLING THEMSELVES? LIFE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS HORRIBLE!
>>2716158
>kicks you between the legs
I'm no building you idiot, now go away! I'm busy saving lives!
>>2716153
>looks through telescope
Alright I got this I just need to....uhh
>does calculations, figuring out the right spot of impact
>rushes towards impact zone
Alright skelly, I got you!
>>2716147
What!? Are you even listening to yourself!?
>>2716229
>using shit scripts on your rig
You have nobody to blame but yourself. And Aikawa.
I wanna fucking kill myself
>>2716229
But... I'm a guy.
>>2716229
Please buy Fallout 4...
>>2716229
Hey! Why did you free her? You had no right to mess with my trap!
>>2716198
Ugh... Why are you filthying my face with your saliva? I'll give you to the count of three to stop it before I end your miserable existence.
>>2716229
>It's most likely because there's a color spectrum in your BG that is registrated as a certain grey# so it cuts out. I had that issue as well. You should try to go into GIMP or PS and drop a little bit of lightness/saturation on the background to make the darkness of the BG less.
>>2716229
Would you betray me as well...? How pitiful to believe that you'll ever have that chance, little tinman. I'll make sure that whatever you might try will end up in nothing but a disaster for what little you've been given in your mortal life~!
>>2716249
Do it. Take some responsibility for once in your life.
>>2716229
Why?
I had all my things on that pla-ce!
>>2716246
Considering how hostile everyone is perhaps it's for the best.
>>2716246
>A meteorite knocks him off track and he flies off into space.
>>2716249
I wanna live forever
>>2716242
No you dunce, I turned her off by implying I would marry her in a series of unfortunate events.
>ate a pack of minty gum, swallow it instead of spitting it out.
>shit now
>it smells minty
>>2716229
Uh, how about we play cards instead
>>2716274
I don't know why, but I really want pudding now.
>>2716274
Greetings, spectators!
>>2716274
I don't think she's going to buy it... Or care.
>>2716274
So now you've killed generic protagonist with an ahoge...? Ugh... He was one of the few I could stand for longer than a secon, so let me repay you that favor in a small bit, little one~!
>>2716162
P-please don't be problematic! We don't need to fight.
>>2716190
Thank you for your kind words, Senpai!
>>2716246
..How unpleasant.
>She tosses herself off the roof
>>2716274
I don't like singing.
>>2716246
>Is just swinging back and forth, a low ding could be heard.
>>2716274
I guess I made a good job on doing that procedure.
>>2716274
....
>>2716285
And you let her run off rather than explaining yourself, didn't you?
>>2716229
There's one pixel in Supergirl's image that triggers this. This barely ever happened before, but it will happen again if the same picture is used with the same scaling again.
>>2716242
Yep, look, here's one candy. What do I get for that?
>>2716274
...
>>2716311
I want to sexually abuse this tiny touhou
>>2716330
...
>Sanya
>>2716328
Geeze, you need to keep fighting! Be a man!
>>2716274
F-Fire!?
>>2716267
But I don't have any bleach...
>>2716328
Whoops, was aiming for that tree...
>>2716246
>The boy decides to give her a helping hand, tion, using almost all his ammunition, he skyrockets upwards ready to catch
>>2716309
>The Boy grabs you as you fall off
>>2716344
I'VE GOT YOU FAMPAI.
:bleach:
>>2716309
Wait! This can't be happening! Don't go! Kuriyama!
>>2716308
W-Wait, it was just a joke, you don't have to do anything.
>>2716328
Stop running, I want my revenge.
>>2716344
Rope.
>>2716327
What do you want?
>>2716338
>stabs
don't start
>>2716288
Kek
>>2716357
>>2716328
Boo!
>>2716332
>Please don't
>>2716377
...
...
>Sanya
>>2716357
>>2716367
You're lucky then, little guy. If I didn't just run out of time with a wound, causing my clone to just dissipate I would've ensured that both of you shared the same demise~!
>>2716318
Of course not, do you really think I would be able to mend it? What would I even say to fix it?
>>2716386
Please let me
>>2716384
Something I said?
>there are people here who literally cannot survive without aikawa's tools
>>2716376
no no,
what do you offer?
You said I'd only get a sock for candies, but for how many candies was that?
>>2716397
>>2716384
>The Boy does not like these funky fresh beats
>>2716396
>The boy pokes you.
>>2716396
Why would I have to go through the same?!
It was his idea!
>>2716403
>there are people here who literally cannot get somewhere without a car
same thing
>>2716384
Be quiet...
>>2716403
>Photoshop diehard
>>2716403
>literally cannot survive
It's not food or oxygen you goofy fucker.
>>2716400
How about you let me eat something nice?
>>2716384
>>2716278
No! Come back Alien skeleton! You're supposed to be my ticket towards wealth once I sell your body to the scientific community!
>>2716275
Agh...well that might be half true, but is not like everyone here is an asshole!
>>2716310
Ah fuck it, I'll get you down myself!
>Throws her blade at the rope with near perfect acuaracy, cutting the rope and letting your body drop free.
>>2716309
>Rushes beneath you with her arms open
I will save you Madok-
>>2716348
Woooaaah! Who needs a hero when you have those boots? Nice catch boy!
>>2716414
That's not how it works.
You make the request, I demand the price.
Consider that offer earlier a compromise to the earlier request.
>>2716449
One of them gave me a note to kill myself...
>>2716441
I-It was a really big tree...
And now I have no idea what to do with it.
>>2716437
....
You win this time, smallhu
>gives you a popcorn
>>2716449
>Falls down, screaming for his life.
>>2716415
I AM NOT MAKING YOU A CAKE, EVER!
>>2716441
What can I do to get back on your good side?
>>2716441
It says off limits so.
>>2716364
>Is already gone.
>>2716348
>>2716449
>She falls into your arms.
>She's unsurprisingly, very light.
>>2716441
...I-I'm not a child! But anythings better than the same noodles every day.
>>2716506
I was actually on your side
>>2716506
I know, I just wanted to fuck with ya a little. :^)
>>2716504
Then stop expecting free advice.
>>2716475
Take your shirt off.
>>2716526
B-but... I'm a guy.
>>2716525
My bad, I misinterpreted your comment.
>>2716526
Well it's up to you.
>>2716526
Another inspiring speech, I think I can really win now, thank you everyone.
>>2716526
>>2716540
In exchange for...?
>>2716526
C-C-Cold? It i-i-isn't cold a-at all...
>>2716441
>Reads the survival book by gemzo statue
"Buy Gemzo Statues stuff"
>This sounds like a sound strategy.
>>2716449
>The Boy gives a thumbs up to approve as he falls
>>2716520
>Soon they land, his Gunboots preventing fall damage due to the wonders of science
>>2716520
>He jumps off the building after her only to see she was perfectly fine but he was not.
AWAKEN, MY POT
>AYAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAH
>>2716575
tenyas hand in marriage
>>2716573
Stronger than she looks.
>>2716575
Name your price.
>>2716489
Tha~nks!
>>2716441
That was close...
>>2716526
Oh.
>>2716573
>>2716600
I-I'm a guy...
>>2716526
>The boy knew he should have only invested in his packed lunch, but the girl was too nice and kind to just simply refuse the offer.
>>2716539
It appears I thought too highly of you. Your intellect, to be precise.
Boba Fett on the job.
>>2716607
huh?
>uses xray vision
Oh, oh god, sorry...
>>2716475
But I just want to know the price it's going for!
That's like saying "If you have to ask, you can't afford it".
>>2716506
fuck, you exposed my lies.
I thought this was a car all along.
Do you also live without electricity, because you can cook with a fire? It only takes a few minutes more, right?
Are you using a good computer? You do realise you can browse this board in a computer from 1995, right? Why don't you use dial up? It only takes 15 seconds longer to load an image on there, compared to less than a second.
>>2716629
Bullying people is against the rules
>>2716599
That has no value.
In fact, you should be the one paying me for such a thing.
>>2716601
I don't name the price. You give me an offering and then I decide whether or not it is worthy or not.
>>2716629
Adorable. You can copy what I say.
Perhaps you should use this mimicry in order to duplicate someone's social skills.
Or perhaps, relationship skills.
>>2716641
You're new to this, aren't you?
>>2716494
> Makes it in tine to safely catch the scared man on her arms.
And I got you! So you were alive after all?
>>2716485
Huh!? Who? Tell me everything about this asshole and I'll gladly make him taste hell!
>>2716520
Such a cute girl ending her life like that? That's no good!
>Puts you back on your feet
So, why did you decide to end it all?
>>2716579
>winks
That was pretty good! Got a name by yourself?
>>2716647
That worked out pretty great for us, good teamwork.
>>2716639
It's fine, really...
>>2716647
Thanks!
>>2716669
A factory of candy.
>>2716669
But you will just always say no, and then I'll never know the price. Like I said, I don't actually wanna get it, I just want to know how much it goes for.
okay, how about 100 chocolate bars?
>>2716647
>>2716647
Great, This will be enough during this night!
>>2716672
He already died, so it's fine now.
>>2716657
I am not bullying her, you dolt.
>>2716669
Why would I ever want to mimic the talents, or, rather, lack thereof, from a degenerate? I would rather continue to be friendless than get along with miscreants because I am one.
>>2716672
>He starts coughing then looks at you.
I could have died!
>>2716672
>The boy runs up to the cliff and starts blasting holes in the side of it spelling out the words
"GUNBOOTS BOY"
>>2716683
Show it to me.
>>2716690
Hmmmm...
What kind?
>>2716705
You really are hopeless.
>>2716691
The final 6.
>>2716691
Yeah, I wasn't aiming for the tree this time.
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