Welcome tributes to the:
18th I stole this game from a witch!
Hmm I dunno... It looks like it's not dead hours yet so I will take 36 bump up or down if needed~!
Rules are simple :
No Duplicates!~
Araragi is an automatic Baka!
Yukine is also an automatic Baka!
Well then let's get the show on the road and start posting!
Carmen Laforet
>>2706583
Fio Germi
Wiggins
Kirby
Kurumi
>>2706583
Mii Swordfighter
Inkling Girl
Kuriyama Mirai
>>2706583
Ririchiyo
>>2706583
Knight Templar
>>2706583
Rika
Dango Remover Ballin
Machi
Centorea Shianus
>>2706583
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Yukine
Captain Eruna
>>2706583
Maria and Harusame
Hajime Hinata
>>2706583
Not a Baka
My waifu
Matsuda
>>2706531
Then I might have to show it any time soon. It might even surpass him as per usual. You're telling me someone with literally no taste can out-do someone like me? If I weren't too apathetic I'd be laughing.
>>2706538
I'm sure they wouldn't have done a single thing.
Matt the Radar Technician
Mandy
Jonathan Joestar
Lobco
>>2706583
King Kaito
Asakura Ryoko
>>2706583
Akane-chan
Reaper
Sir Carrot
gay is okay
>>2706583
Ramlethal Valentine
Chidori
Yuiko Enomoto
>>2706583
Tomoko
Supergirl
THIS STUPID FUCKING SHOW RUINING PIECE OF SHIT LOLI GARBAGE
>>2706505
I see. Kill yourself immediately.
>>2706538
Let's see...
He's an insufferable idiot who really just needs
to hang himself. That's all the reason I need.
Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu
>>2706674
And that's a cut off~!
Hitler's Oven
>>2706661
>>2706464
Then how do you get them off!?
>>2706666
Its unlawful and evil.
>>2706691
and a damn well good cut off.
>>2706659
>>2706555
Technology and science are a novelty in the eyes of most natives of Gensokyo. At least the one I'm familiar with. I had Reimu on the ropes more than even my "master" did.
Mikan Tsumiki
>>2706556
I do believe so, yes.
>>2706576
...What?
>>2706585
That's pretty vague, regardless of how true it might be...
>>2706604
That...That's a matter of opinion...
>>2706691
God damn it.
>>2706702
gay is okay
>>2706664
a-are you finally going to bring back sir carrot ?
>>2706567
You have no idea what I am or what will kill me. You are wasting your time.
>>2706586
And?
>>2706664
Kys senpai
>>2706647
>claims he's not a baka
>is clearly a baka
>>2706699
Secret!
>She starts unwrapping a chocolate bar.
>>2706715
Hello Mi-
>ahem.
Hello.
>>2706728
Not exactly, I shall only be accompanying you fine people for just one round.
>>2706735
well, that's pretty much the process. where you expecting something else?
Am I the only one sick of hearing about steam crap?
>>2706688
>>2706715
Just a little bit too slow, guys...
>>2706745
"Senpai?" That is a new one.
>>2706736
Mmmm bacon....
>>2706736
O-OF COURSE, RI-RIGHT AWAY, I-I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!
>>2706757
>tries to hide behind something again
>>2706719
Oh really? When I talk to him I can feel my brain cells stabbing themselves to death. His stupidity is so huge, he is harmful to both himself and others by just existing.
>>2706778
No fucking shit I'm late. Why don't you tell me something I don't know?
>>2706771
No.
>>2706760
IT'S FUCKING MAY!
CUCUMBER QUEST YOU FUCKERS YOU PROMISED ME A NEW CHAPTER!
>>2706781
Kys senpai
>>2706782
Bacon?
>>2706649
You must be a special kind of stupid if you honestly expect to surpass him.
Prepare for the inking of a lifetime my fellow tributes
>>2706748
I'm so not a baka, I only act like one!
>>2706802
No...
>>2706806
Y-Yin?
>Hajiman: I don't want to go to jail
>>2706806
WOOMY
>>2706778
I-I know I am, do-don't remind me!
>>2706754
Tell me or I'll keep pulliong at them!
>>2706785
I won't hurt you!
>>2706748
I know right! Araragi smells!
>>2706798
It is quite the dilemma, I surely do hope a cruel fate has not befallen Lady Gigi.
>>2706806
By God's Will! What are you, devil?
>>2706805
I'm far beyond him so it won't be hard to surpass that miserable fool.
>>2706818
How is that any different from actually being one?
>>2706818
A philosophical question: If you're pretending to be retarded all the time, are you really pretending anymore?
>>2706806
>>2706799
I am afraid that I do not comprehend.
>>2706826
Th-That's not what I'm scared of..I'm used to that anyway.
>>2706826
Don't!
>She eats some of her chocolate.
>>2706763
It is a terrible plan. You would run out of stamina before I would, leaving me to kill you instead.
Third reply to this post will be dubs.
>>2706826
Tell me about it.
>>2706836
Fine, hit me, say the stupidest possible thing you could in this very moment.
I want to be swept off my feet with idiocy.
>>2706821
Yin? You mean the Yin that beat me to death in a bar brawl a few games back?
>>2706823
WOOMY TO YOU TOO MY FELLOW INKLING
>>2706829
I'm an inkling. Don't confuse us for our slightly uglier relatives, the Octarians
>>2706864
no deal
>>2706838
It's just an act.
>>2706839
I'm sure you can find the answer to that question within yourself.
>>2706864
I don't believe you
>>2706864
BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT
>>2706845
Welcome back, I suppose.
>>2706806
You didn't manage it last time, I doubt you can now.
>>2706863
well, on the bright side, you would be the best fuck of my life
>>2706857
Then tell me!
>Creeps closer
>>2706851
Not used to what?
>>2706865
Let's join forces in mutual distaste for him!
>>2706876
I'm not buying it. I think you're a full blown baka.
>>2706865
The stupidest thing I can possibly come up with that'd also hit you would be the following : "You're the prettiest lady I've ever seen, nobody has ever surpassed the beauty I'm currently seeing".
>>2706887
>muffled "I never lefted" while eating the sandwich
Dubs decide what avafag should kill theirself
Do your thing~!
Swaps!
Checks!
AND P-P-P-P-Puh
Play it~!
I miss Meduse
>>2706649
And yet you won't know for a fact, since you had to have your dark little secrets...
>>2706788
I can't deny the harmful to himself and others part, but if you can't handle him; that might be a you problem.
>>2706796
Uh...Peko wears a thong...?
>>2706806
What exactly does an inking entail...? Are you friends with that ther squid?
>>2706824
I'm sure you'll be faster next time!
>>2706866
Tell me, do you follow the teachings of the Almighty?
>>2706909
Looks fresh enough for me
>>2706897
>She nibbles on her chocolate bar and takes a step back.
>>2706897
Th-The way you act, I-I thought I got that across, W-Was I pathetically quiet or so-something?
reminder that Lenny goes to zootopia threads
>>2706909
F-fuck
![LOVEEDITION[060035].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KQVAIr8.jpg "LOVEEDITION[060035].jpg")
>>2706908
Asakura-sensei is ready to win!
>>2706890
That is pretty sad by itself. I know I won't react much if I ever commit the action.
>>2706909
I don'y see any problems.
>>2706897
I don't "join" anyone, I'm a lone wolf. But we can share mutual interests, I guess.
>>2706900
...Th-that is p-pretty stupid, if anyone said that to me I really would be swept off my feet.
>>2706908
Original Nep
>>2706909
...Did I stumble into a daycare? I'm not supposed to kill these kids, am I?
>>2706907
Oh. Well, you did sort of stopped talking, I guess I just hid in my Flower Tank again.
>>2706909
I'll show you all the power of TANKS!
>>2706927
Reminder that nearly all of us are degenerates, and normies should go
>>2706911
kys
>>2706898
That must mean I'm a really good actor.
>>2706909
I hate you.
>>2706909
>>2706926
No I don't think that'll be happening.
Disclaimer: Yosugay is not an actual paedophile. We've never unironically ERPed or done any of that lewd stuff.
>>2706908
Me
>>2706909
Swap
>>2706630
For
>>2706715
>>2706931
Might need to upgrade yer toaster there, m80
>>2706909
Swap me with her.
>>2706715
>>2706659
please.
>>2706909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILmNHovcO6Y
>>2706909
Let this battle commence.
>>2706909
Looking good. Ready to go.
>>2706915
Implying they were even remotely secret.
>>2706909
Ugh, what a waste of a district.
>>2706940
I just said it to you. You should've already been swept off of your feet, woman.
>>2706915
There's no reason one human being could be that incredibly stupid. We'd all be better off if someone shot him in the head.
>Giving spots to only cute anime grils
>>2706945
You know I hate people that lie.
>>2706909
Good luck everyone!
>>2706915
It entails you getting inked so hard that you turn into a squid, if you're an inkling like me. If not, you'll probably have to take a really long shower afterwards
>>2706916
The almighty? if by almighty, you mean the Almighty Zapfish, then yes, yes we do
>>2706949
Have you ever thought about joining the business? I heard professional bakas are quite big these days.
>>2706945
O-oh, I-i must of dazed out, it's sorta peaceful here.
a bit too peaceful, but peaceful nonetheless.
>>2706972
>Not giving them to cute anime boys
>what are you a fagget?
>>2706972
Did you just notice this now?
>>2706969
>>2706937
I don't know what you are trying to accomplish.
>>2706922
>charges forward and grabs horns
>>2706923
Quiet is cute!
And what's wrong with how I act, I'm friendly!
>>2706940
We should be friends at least!
>>2706972
Do you not?
>>2706915
Why the fuck -- How the fuck do you know something that?
>>2706926
>>2706928
I'm not a damn charity case. Don't expect a thank you out of me.
>>2706948
Bring her back.
>>2706969
You can keep your spot, I'll catch the next one.
>>2706972
Eh. My spots go to qt dangoes
>>2706970
But I knew you were going to say it anyways. If you brought that line to me in surprise I'd be howling with laughter.
>>2706711
But did you beat her? Have you beaten a youkai yet?
You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.
>>2706982
How did you hear about this? A call from your agent?
>>2706991
Huh? I don't a thank you, it's my treat, there's no need for thanks.
>>2706979
Tell me, what does worshiping this Zapfish entail?
>>2706999
Great, then you'd be laughing about someone calling you pretty. At least you're well aware that you're just another ugly hag amongst many.
>>2706972
>Not giving them to cute anime girls
What are you, fucking gay?
>>2707015
>I don't need a thank you*
Can love between a student and a teacher work?
>>2706989
>She wiggles around to try and free herself.
Let me go!
>>2706987
Are you still doing it right now?
Bitches and Whores
You followed me in?
That's amazing!
You actually followed me
Down in this ditch of despair
That's hilarious.
I challenged, You followed
The game spirals on
But kids better take care
I don't follow your reasoning, kiddos
I honestly don't understand
What could ever be gained
By making a stand
Against little old me
Goofy Adachi
But that's how it's got to be
Spoken by probably Yosuke - "But why did you kill Saki-sempai and Yamano?"
-
Cause I could
Cause it's fun
Do we really need reasons
Like dead gods and demons
To prove we can kill?
They were there
Begging, tame
Those beautiful bitches
Those disloyal witches
All it took
Was a small bit of will
To kill
And set off this glorious game.
-piano solo-
And in the end does it really matter?
Am I the finale you craved?
When the shadows still come
You drink fog till you're numb
So really just who have you saved?
So bring on the fire
The roars and the shouts
Let's see how you've twisted
As you
Saw this game out
For I am the shadow
I am the true self
And I'm you
And you're me
So die with me,die with me, die with me
Yosuke-
:Spoken: We're not you
:Spoken: We're nothing like you
>>2706996
Good. I was not giving my spot out anyway.
>>2706928
>>2706951
DONE AND DONE
Any more swaps?
If not I will be starting in 2 minutes or less~!
>>2707007
but dead children don't yell as much
Double disclaimer: Yosugay didn't just tell me to write the last disclaimer.
>>2707007
Says who
>>2706970
...You can't be serious. Nobody knew about the Hope Cultivation project.
>>2706971
He isn't *that* stupid... He managed to survive the killing game, at the very least...
>>2706979
You're going to turn me into a squid?! What the hell?
>>2706991
E-Educated guess...? She seems the type...
There should be a game without cute anime girls
>>2707031
Absolutely not.
>>2706972
>tfw I'm the cutest anime girl
>>2706972
First day in the games? Protip: You'll barely ever win unless you're in a popular cj.
>>2707020
Oh, the Zapfish powers Inkopolis. It gives us electricity and are very sacred. Stealing them could be severe enough to trigger another turf war
>>2707031
Absolutely not! It's against the rules!
>>2706985
Well, things're about to get a bit more active, at least for a bit.
>>2706975
I've never even seen you before, youkai.
>>2707005
I wouldn't be alive right now if I hadn't beat youkai in the past. Before I made a tank even as large as Flower Tank here I was fighting them in my vehicles!
...But Reimu triggered Sigma's self-destruct mechanism. I'll be ready for her next time!
>>2707009
Oh, witty too.
>>2707022
A-anyone would laugh over a line so witty, only some thirsty idiot would say something so stupid.
...D-did you just call me ugly?
>>2707055
>not letting cory in
>>2707061
This is true, wiggins is best girl
Shit > Anime
>>2707055
Make a food themed game
>>2707055
I think someone tried to do that.
It caused a pretty big shitfit
>>2707052
I said if you're an inkling. If not, you'll probably have to take a very long shower
>>2706989
I don't see why not, I'm Kurisu.
>>2707032
Tell me your secrets!
>pulling
>>2707075
Hey buddy, can I have her stuff now?
>>2707077
Yeah, hopefully it'll cool down a bit, or atleast not turn into a total war, also, did your place ever suffer a huge war?
Disclaimer: Yosugay has found my address and is coming to rape me
Call the police
>>2707052
He's handy with a wrench in that sense. But then again, I managed to beat the hell out if him with a baseball bat.
![LOVEEDITION[040080].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FWlq9OU.jpg "LOVEEDITION[040080].jpg")
>>2707055
I'm not that cute, I should be allowed to stay.
>>2707031
>
>>2707100
Let go! They're going to break!
>>2707093
! I'll host that next game
>>2707096
I'm Eruna!
>>2707104
Piss off, Dickhead.
>>2707081
Yes, but you already stated that in your previous remark. You're well aware that you're ugly so I don't see how this comes as a surprise to you.
>>2707052
I knew, Junko knew, the entire board knew, you knew, all the previous test subjects that are dead knew. Want me to go on?
>>2707093
>Nope, everyone went with it. It was a no 2D game but the host didn't deliver so another host picked it up and it continued without shitfit.
>>2707015
Whatever. Just watch me finish this.
>>2707052
What the hell do you mean "she seems the type"? Are you talking shit about a girl Hajime? That's pretty fucking low.
Anyways let's get started!
Knock knock, open up the door! It's real!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY
>>2707133
Alright, good luck!
>>2707126
swearing is against the rules
>kissu
>>2707105
We're always in conflict with youkai. More or less, anyways, even with my own brief employ under one.
>>2707142
YOU IDIOT THIS IS WHY I KEEP WITH TANKS!
>>2707074
God gives himself many forms, and I have come to think that this Zapfish may be a gift from him, or he could possibly be a manifestation of them.
Well squid, let us be war bretheren in this "Turf War", and crush the infidels that dare defy god's will.
>>2707142
![LOVEEDITION[060020].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vBtUXhM.jpg "LOVEEDITION[060020].jpg")
>>2707142
On the wrapper?
>>2707117
How I do without breaking them!
>>2707142
This is rigged
>>2707142
Aw shiiiiiiiiiiiiit... So much for all the waiting
>>2707142
Everyday is a good day to stay inside when you're me... I don't think I can make any friends from here, though.
>>2707081
There's no need to get sarcastic.
>>2707142
Nice boat, there isn't a severed head in a bag somewhere, right?
>>2707142
BOGUS! You can't tell me what to do.
>squirts ink path
I'm leaving
>Swims away
>>2707077
Why do you have a cliche like a self destruct mechanism?
>>2707126
Whoa, I'm can't say that didn't catch me off guard, why the foul language?
>>2707142
I could live without feeling this again.
>>2707142
Stop calling me baka!
>>2707094
B-But...why?!
>>2707107
You beat up Kazuichi... Do I even want to know why?
>>2707132
They only knew what it entailed before they died! And Junko found out after the fact... It doesn't change that my parents had no idea!
>>2707133
I didn't say it was a bad thing! N-Not that I have any particular opinion on her choice in underwear...!
>>2707142
Let's see if I can use this effectively...
>>2707158
You don't.
>Munches on her candy.
>>2707124
Nice to meet you, Eruna.
>She extends her hand
>>2707132
No..that's not what I meant, I was just saying that what you said was stupid, not that I disagreed with it..
>>2707153
So you do know how conflicts are, well I hope you have good luck with those Youkai.
>>2707156
Broken screenshotter desu, there's more there.
>>2707142
This is one way of getting there, I wonder what to expect..
>>2707154
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!
>>2707180
Because Squid Ink is pretty hard to get off people
>>2707142
Let's go to Day 1!
It is a more peaceful day after people dying one by one on the way here~
![LOVEEDITION[040018].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kvE713u.jpg "LOVEEDITION[040018].jpg")
>>2707186
Ah, I see!
>>2707181
...
>pulls
>>2707183
>shakes enthusiastically
>>2707152
>He pushes the degenerate away.
Not now.
>>2707172
You're really starting to piss me off with this incessant shit.
>>2707205
Are you doing this? Or is it her time magic?
>>2707205
You see my two pals, the Zapfish is what powers us. it watches over us. In exchange for protection, it gives us power
>>2707172
I had it to trigger only when it suffered irreparable damage The goal was to eject and blow the shrine maiden to kingdom come.
>>2707185
Do you think I build TANKS for some sort of hobby?
>>2707215
St-stop it already!
![LOVEEDITION[040064].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AESbIYJ.jpg "LOVEEDITION[040064].jpg")
>>2707205
You won't get better if you don't eat properly. It's bed time right after this so you can forget about playing. Health comes first.
>>2707205
Ho-How did I lose a horse,I'm so Pathetic, ho-how does someone even lose a horse?!
>>2707205
How did I misplace it already?
>>2707142
Beauty like this should be illegal...
>>2707147
>you will never enter a room full of people to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thIVtEOtlWM
It will always be the dream, X.
>>2707240
Tell me how these work!
>>2707225
I'm not that bad, am I?
>>2707239
Did it do that?
>>2707238
Yes, the Almighty will guide us to victory, and we will triumph in his name.
>>2707242
>>2707180
Still doesn't change a single damn thing. People knew about it and you can't prove me anything else.
>>2707183
So you genuinely believe that you're a pretty one? Let me tell you something, I've seen models and even they are beyond hideous, you're just another common girl so put yourself on that scale and compare yourself to it.
>>2707205
>throws the candybar away
I'd rather not have my teeth rotting away.
>>2707180
I was requested to. There was really no downside, and no games were going on. There was also four of us.
>>2707142
Looks like it's time to begin.
>>2707205
Give it.
NOW.
>>2707205
Night 1!
It is still a peaceful day where people keep on telling each other to go to sleep.
>>2707203
Not that! Why would you want me to turn into a squid anyway?! 'Inkling' or not, that's messed up...
>>2707205
You uh...you sure you're up for this? Isn't it kind of hard with the whole...you know...
>>2707205
Take it, I don't care. I don't need a key to break locks.
>>2707239
I mean, I've heard of weirder hobbies.
>>2707205
Is no one really suspecting the masked man with the gun? I think I can get used to this level of stupidity
>>2707281
You just didn't look hard enough. It was there. I saw that body. You callin me a liar?
>>2707168
Wh-whatever.
How are all the women treating you? Good?
>>2707215
...Are you okay?
>>2707278
Who do you find attractive, Matsuda-san?
>>2707261
>She tears up.
P-please! You're going to break them!
>>2707281
You didn't like that, did you?
![LOVEEDITION[040034].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mLjn583.jpg "LOVEEDITION[040034].jpg")
>>2707276
No cake! Healthy foods only!
>>2707281
If I go to sleep before you do, you might raid the fridge.
>>2707278
But my parents didn't! That's my damn point!
>>2707279
You did it because someone asked you to? That's almost psychopathic...
>>2707281
Do you have to be so loud? Honestly...
>>2707281
I don't care about the murderer, and neither should you! We should be thinking of a way to get revenge on tht stupid boat!
>>2707281
There are terrible creatures roaming. You won't know when one just gets you.
>>2707281
>shoves him in front of the knight
He's all yours, kiddo.
>>2707281
Day 2
The End of Peace.
Reaper is living up to his name.
>>2707268
You are, actually.
>>2707287
I don't want to turn you into an inkling. I was trying to say that if you're an inkling and you get inked, you turn back into a squid. However, as a human, the ink will be hard to get off
>>2707281
Just forget it, I'm sure another body will turn up sooner or later.
>>2707318
