RWBYgt Trash General #61 Sixty-Seven Orgasms Edition
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Archive: https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/rwby%2Frt/type/op/
CYOA Archive:
Toddquest: http://imgur.com/a/Ov4Gb
Biggirlquest: http://pastebin.com/20z4v7YA
Biggirlquest pictures: http://imgur.com/a/JoF8e
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>1. Read the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UmEaBVGW
>2. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
>3. Don't believe their lies
>4. Be comfy
>>2702227
The power of a BTCH with enhanced senses...magnificient.
(Let's hope she'll somehow talk to Izzy about this and Izzy'll want us to show her too the power of jultiple orgasms ~)
>>2702312
I don't think that's necessary. Izzy would probably agree to try regardless
>>2702385
>agree to try
I want her to beg, though...
>>2702396
Once again, it probably won't take much. We can just idly mention it when we see her next.
>"Hey Todd, what took you so long? Your patrol should've ended hours ago"
>"Oh yeah, we had to take care of this lost kid for a while, and then I had to get Mel to the nurses office, and then I gave her 67 orgasms"
>"Oh har har Todd, that's real funny. Come on, even your jokes are usually better than that"
>"Whose joking?"
>...
>"67?"
>"67"
And then we wait
>>2702507
seconded.
>>2702507
We might be waiting for a while.
She's still sore from last night.
>>2702807
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
>Murasa x Evolution Bros
"Vacuo Gangbang"
>>2702807
I bet there's dust for that.
>>2702894
Such lust for evolution
I don´t know if it´s been discussed already, but would it be possible for Mari to use birds to spy on people, LoTR style?
>>2703481
Yes. Gull even said as such.
But there's a technical limit to it. What with the birds being so bright and all.
So day time spying, perfect.
Nightime spying would be a disaster waiting to happen.
>>2703481
Also, can I get the marigold stat page? Haven't been following the quest for about 3 weeks, I wanna know what you faggots leveled up.
>>2703566
We prison school now.
>>2703569
I'm updating it now. There's a couple of things I forgot to include in the list last time.
Attributes, feats, and spells will all be included.
But I can't do that now.
>>2703616
I remember the first time you showed us golden fist or something, and we found out that our wis modifier was 0, making that spell incredibly uneffective. I hope you guys have chosen sensibly and at least gotten it up to 1 or 2.
The wizard part in muscle wizard is important too after all.
Any tips or advice for someone thinking about doing their own CYOA/quest? I kind of want to do one because it looks fun but I'm nervous because I have a problem with being consistent with my writing and sticking to it.
>>2703662
Ahh... speaking of which.
I do remember WIS being at 12 now, thus has a mod of 1.
And I did say that for 5 AF, you can use that to gain 1 WIS, 1INT, or 1CHA.
So, I guess it's MQ question time while I take care things.
Be back in about two hours.
>>2703682
The only advice I can really give is try to have fun with it.
>>2703682
I'd recommend you plan out a few general routes, but individual events should be freestyled.
Make sure that choices matter. As in, don't allow people to just back up because they don't like consequences, but also make sure that different choices lead to different consequences.
Biggest thing is to keep people interesting though. Fun interactions and situations are key.
>>2703717
Is Maya just interested in Alban for his PERFECT PHYSIQUE as a drawing model for her fighting style?
>>2703910
Also try drawing stuff. Even if you're shit at drawing like me.
>>2703910
And cute and lewd are always neat.
(But you shouldn't go out of your way just to gain popularity like that.)
So I'm reading through the Mariquest archive, and I've just gotten to the point where Mari looks at Laurel's memories, and finds the one where she "maimed" a boy.
Am I understanding this correctly?
Does she have the vagina muscles of a fucking horse or something? Did she break his schlong?
>>2704256
DOLPHIN VAGINA
>>2703717
Why did Ty's dad call her?
Were the sixty dead faunus all White Fang?
Were the sixty dead faunus all killed withing one week?
Were the sixty dead faunus all killed by the same person?
When Hawk said "Choose your words carefully. You might say something you won't be able to take back." - did, what we said then, was bad?
Who is the misandrist in MQ?
When are we, as readers, going to see the effects from Mari learning Ars'Moor's language (i.e. translation of the killer's statspage)?
>>2704269
Dolphins are the worst, mang.
Just ask that one guy uhh...
Fuck I forgot his name.
Not the CYOA character.
So, I just realized:
The archive link is still leading to a search for "RWBY/RT" which won't show the TRUE RWBYgt since the refugee crisis made /co/ steal our name.
Whoever makes next thread should change that.
>>2704256
Also, does anyone know which hairstyle was eventually chosen for her haircut? The pastebin doesn't seem to say. Did you guys just keep the bowlcut?
>>2704367
>>2704307
>but I doubt anyone wants to fap to chicken scratch.
Don't underestimate us.
>>2704307
Chicken scratch is all I know how to do.
>>2704464
that's not exactly chicken scratch, mate...
that's just not supposed to be lewd.
when you draw something thatÄs supposed to be lewd, someone's gonna fap to it, no matter how badly or roughly drawn.
also, people are gonna fap to lewd even without drawings
[spoiler]I fapped to the 67[/spoiler]
>>2704525
I know, but also just the general quality of his other drawings.
No offense at all of course, I'm still very glad he makes 'em, they're useful as hell for picturing things.
>>2704464
Sorry.
>>2704525
Even if it's this bad?
>>2704593
god fucking dammit RASSilon...
>>2704593
You know that all those things you draw are going to have to happen in RASSquest,right?
We're going to MAKE them happen.
(Especially the cuddlepiles.)
>>2704562
Now you made me feel bad. Fuck you.
>>2704620
I'm sorry anon.
I've become addicted to doodling.
>>2704704
I...am not opposed.
At all.
Alina a best.
>>2703835
>Is Maya just interested in Alban for his PERFECT PHYSIQUE as a drawing model for her fighting style?
No.
>>2704303
>Why did Ty's dad call her?
It was related to the corpse pile. And her ongoing problem.
>Were the sixty dead faunus all White Fang?
No.
>Were the sixty dead faunus all killed withing one week?
Of each other? Yes.
>Were the sixty dead faunus all killed by the same person?
Technically not.
>When Hawk said "Choose your words carefully. You might say something you won't be able to take back." - did, what we said then, was bad?
No.
>Who is the misandrist in MQ?
+1AF
>When are we, as readers, going to see the effects from Mari learning Ars'Moor's language (i.e. translation of the killer's statspage)?
Eventually.
Current AF : 5
One hour remains. And a few minutes.
>>2704948
dude, look at Ali.
Even lewd Ali is cute.
Oh.
I just realized we're probably are going to have Penny in our helmet when Penny bites the dust.
I don't want this.
>>2704948
The cursor now guides my hand.
My will is no longer my own.
[spoiler] I'll stop, sorry anon.[/spoiler]
>>2705054
don't stop, they're awesome.
I haven't been here for months so here are my inquiries:
>Any more lewds from the CYOA? (the one with the knaifu)
>Thatcher delivered on PRSM? Has he drawn lewds too?
>Any other lewds I should notice?
>>2705725
>Any other lewds I should notice?
Yes.
We stuffed Izzy. She was able to take the whole TC in on her first time and is okay with Todd sleeping around.
>>2705725
does this count?
>>2705725
the Thomas lewds are wonderful
>>2705817
The Thomas the tank engine OC, it's not from a CYOA, just hot as fuck
>>2705817
were you around when we fucked Peng?
but other than that, not really...we grew closer, but no real lewd knife actions.
we were occupied with other girls, Mel and her sixty-seven orgasms just yesterday for example
>>2705844
Not that guy but will there ever be a Gordon OC that's a big, busty woman who don't need no trucks?
>>2705725
Not lewd but this guy is pretty fucking dope.
>>2705900
I'm not ThomasAnon, I just waifu his OC.
Sleepy here, before I rest for tomorrow. Would you like Murasa as an aggressive cocktease individual, or a Vacuo cock slut?
[spoiler]Or prefer the ladder? :^)[/spoiler]
>>2705941
Ciel, Doctor Valentine, sort of a deer Faunus.
I just saw a group pic of RASS in the archives, are there any other oc pics I missed?
>>2705990
I see.
>>2705941
>did we fugg anyone else aside from Izzy and Lynette?
my god you really were away quite a while.
In your absence,we shagged:
Ciel (a bunch of times)
Doc Valentine (a bunch of times)
Deery (technically, we just hot dogged her divine ass, described as 'two wrestling baby seals')
Mel (technically, we just licked her like the good boy we are)
>>2705971
Aggressive cocktease. I'm want to give Gumi to W.
>>2705971
what do you mean by "prefer the ladder"?
I'd like me a Gumi, actually.
>>2705941
We ever get to summoning a condor in mariquest? Or do we need to catch a real condor first or something?
>>2706022
>my god you really were away quite a while.
Yes, I've been gone for that long, and even my activity on Discord has been at an all-time low. Currently on a redemption quest to fix my broken college grades.
I miss you guys.
>>2706070
Coming soon on /trash/ — trainfuckers
>>2706093
We need to catch a real condor.
We discovered our semblance has a lot to do with memories.
We can use spells from items with strong memories, and we can see the memories of other people and inanimate objects.
>>2705971
Aggresive cockslut
Is the toddquest imgur up to date?
>>2706122
So we need to get a stuffed condor and jack its' memories.
>>2706122
We better get to catching a fucking condor then, it would be cool as hell. Maybe we can steal one from a zoo or something.
>>2706130
pretty much, it just lacks us lewding the dog. but that was just this week.
>>2706110
Ah, be glad you weren't here for the big refugee-crisis.
Speaking of which: If you're anything like me you didn't notice yet, but RWBYg is banned from /co/, so they made their general here, parallel to RWBYgt
>>2706130
As complete as it's gonna be until TQ continues more
>>2706282
god bless your capping soul.
May prosperity and sixty seven orgasms come to you.
>>2706280
>big refugee-crisis
Interesting, tell me more.
Meanwhile I've been drawing, this is the latest "practice batch" I've done. Hopefully when I nail anatomy I should be ready to make crude drawings of my two OC teams. Although I don't really have much spare time nowadays.
>>2705106
>>2706388
>implying Selena wouldn't like some more "bumping"...
But I'm surprised Alina isn't sleeping during a movie night.
>>2706421
Everyone loves cheesy B-movies.
[spoiler] The movie literally just started.[/spoiler]
>>2706338
>Interesting, tell me more.
RWBYg got banned.
Buncha people from /co/ came here and were uncomfy.
Got butthurt because we had so much fun and they didn't understand the memes and didn't know the persons we were talking about
Got mad because, obviously fan content like OCs and CYOAs are the devil and it's not like RWBYgt was founded for stuff like that or anything
Pushed us into a seperate thread, stole our name and our thread number
And now we are the proper RWBYgt, comfy and having fun, and they are /co/ on /trash/, shitposting and being uncomfy as ever.
Oh, and mind that, the latest few threads were called "RWBYgt Trash General", so the archive link in the OP won't work for them.
>>2706110
>>2706500
I see, that explains a few things.
Well, I'll go back to my absence in a few hours. Small favor: If any OC-related art surfaces, just send those to me in Discord. I'll check briefly every now and then for my collection
>>2706128
Kek, her pussy would be really loose.
>>2706734
I bet she would have an EVOLUTION tramp stamp.
>>2706421
>During a love scene Rowan pops a stiffy
>Selena notices and starts subtly grinding against it
>Eventually she can't take it anymore. When the others are distracted she carefully tugs her pants down and slides his erection between her thighs.
>>2706804
I'm not comfortable with how many boners RASSquest gave me already without even starting properly...
>The others notice it but don't say anything
>>2706804
Anon, no!
Movie Night is sacred!
>>2706804
Oh man, RASSquest will be a giant orgy, we'll make sure of that, huh?
>tfw we can switch perspectives mid-sex
Fuck yeah.
>>2706938
>leopard thong
disgusting.
but you might want to ask in the RWBY/RT Trash General.
I'm not telling you this is the wrong thread to ask, but you'll get more attention there and a higher chance someone might be able to help you.
[spoiler]also just use you imagination,faggot[/spoiler]
>>2706938
Wrong thread.
Someone one give me a shitty doodle request.
I'll doodle the fuck out of it.
>>2706794
>Murasa having "Evolution" on her ass
Cockslut still confirmed?
>>2707118
>Wakes up in the middle of the night after dreaming of Sao
>Mura's riding his dick right next to sleeping Gumi
>>2707110
Selena (sexually) teasing Alina.
>>2707191
>"Go ahead, scream dweeb! Wake your little girlfriend up and make her see you like this."
>>2707110
Sleepy here, I liked to see some your doodles with my characters. Here's a profile overview
>Gumi
-Smol
-Fox ears (red fox)
-Her dress (Red, Orange, and Green) with or without black hoodie
-Flat chest
-Pale red hair
>Murasa
-Vale academy uniform with her white shirt untucked, and blazer unbuttoned with a missing sleeve.
-Taller than Gumi
-Black Ponytail with Purple streaks
-Average chest
-Dust mask with an "X"
>>2707307
seconding
>>2706980
Alright did not notice there were 3 different RWBY threads on the general.
>>2707371
RWBY/RT Trash General is basically the /co/ general
RWBYgt (this) is basically the /trash/ general (we made shortly after the autismo rampage back in january).
Originally made for greentexts, it quickly became a place of sheer comfiness and started to revolve a lot around CYOAs, ToddQuest starting it all.
But you can do whatever you want here, as long as it's comfy.
>>2707227
>Murasa fucking Wendell, while Gumi sits there and watch.
When.
>>2707448
Ah i see its RWBYgt. I deleted the post and moved it over to the correct thread, thanks.
>>2707482
>your teammate gets killed before you can confess your love to him
>you get blamed for it and lose everything
>you finally find a new friend and start to slowly develop romantic feelings towards him
>he gets raped by a evolition cockslut
Hopefully never.
I don't want Gumi to suffer like this.
>>2707572
Thaaat is an interesting definition of 'teasing'...
[spoiler]I love it. My dick gives 10/10[/spoiler]
>>2707572
Took me a second to realize they were in bed.
>>2707307
Shitty doodle coming your way
>>2707828
I'd eat that alleged cannibal out.
>>2707907
I'd take her to be my lawfully wedded wife.
>>2707307
>We haven't done anything lewd with Peng in a long time
The knifu needs stress relief too
>>2707934
>sex in the missionary position for the soly purpose of recreation in the bridal night
h-holy macaroni, that's some insane levels of lewd right there
>>2708028
>Mel, Izzy, Ciel, Peng, and Doc need their daily doses of TC
Time to stock up on zinc supplements and canned pineapple.
>>2708074
>One day they're all gonna want it at the same time
Todd will die a hero that day.
>>2708028
well we masturbated her in the pre-caliburn timeline in the CCTS tower, but that wasn't really fleshed out as a scene...
Mel and Penny in general haven't gotten very much attention (and also didn't say much themselves...)
>>2708028
>>2708148
Writing Mel is hard, lemme lone.
>>2708191
That'll happen when you spend a half hour with her in your face.
>>2708173
Wanna do Mel after number 67 next ~?
>>2708212
Here
>tfw the Doc asks us where the puddle comes from
>we tell her we gave Mel 67 orgasms
>the Doc is using oversoul and her weird multiple-orgasm semblance and gives us 67 orgasms at once
>>2708173
DOES Peng have an Izzybooty?
>>2708323
Peng has any body we can make her believe she has.
>>2708337
No, I think she told us that this, her "Izzy-copy" feels like her real body to her.
>>2708337
I thought she was locked into Pseudo-Izzy?
>>2708279
if you still want to doodle:
Tyria tickle scene, pretty pls ?
>>2708354
I don't think she's locked to it but she just got so comfortable with it to the point where she doesn't want to change it
>>2708495
Diving into the picture archive reminded me how handsome Leroy is.
It also reminded me of my thirst for Kriegsmessers.
>>2708733
Just look at him.
>>2708791
I also do not know Jojo.
>>2708791
I know Jojo up to the current part and there's no special name for it, just a special sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zZlQ1WSn5U
>>2708791
>>2708937
Are there scenes from the recordings of the voice acting?
>>2708956
Selena trying to steal Rowan's boxers [spoiler]while he's wearing them[/spoiler]?
>>2709029
Don't think so, but it would be nice to hear the seiyuus talk about that improv leg guitar in Part 2
>>2709064
>>2708173
Wait, Peng assumed a humanoid form once?
>>2709259
Inside Todd's mind
>>2709294
Heh
>"I wonder if Peng was a guy, or a reverse trap..."
>>2709318
>Todd testing weird sex stuff with Peng in his mind first before he tries them with 'real girls'
>>2709209
Movie night was supposed to be sacred.
>>2709593
Movie night is still sacred it's just a...different kind of sacred~
>aroused Alina
>sad Simon
god dammit this orgy team is going to get me killed in an erection related way.
gimme aroused Alina making sad Simon happy.
Let's make movie night REALLY sacred ~
(also I'm going to sleep soon, so I might not see it until tomorrow.)
>>2709682
>Taking advantage of poor sleep deprived RASSilion and making him draw smut
>>2706716
Okay, OC arts on discord..Who exactly are you on there? I can send some of my own OC arts over if you want. Unless it's for RWBYgt as a whole.
>>2710071
I'm GuardianTempest (#3572) there, send me a friend request and I'll accept shortly.
>Unless it's for RWBYgt as a whole.
>>2709955
>lewding the OC's
About damn time we get to this step of OCfaggotry
That can work too, but since I don't check here frequently, whatever is posted tends to be washed away before I look at them.
>>2710156
Uhhh, last sentence of that post should be under the greentext quote.
Damn, I'm really not paying attention today.
>>2710156
It's been a while, Temp.
I'd offer to draw you shitty doodles, but I just kicked back in bed.
>>2710230
That's fine, I can wait. 'sides, any PM's sent on Discord will remain on inbox until I log back in.
>>2710156
Well. I can always show you my OC stuff then now that I know who you are GuardTemp.
It's CinderAnon. Isn't that ironic considering we're both mods on Discord.
>>2710341
Wait, then that means you already have shown me your OC's (YETI, right?) and you've already linked/shown pics.
Well now.
Anyone up for a tentative new CYOA? I'm the guy from a few threads ago with some slightly pre-written characters.
>>2706110
Ey I'm in the same boat as you. Best of luck.
>>2710752
I'd say not yet my friend. Wait. Plan everything you can out. Where are you? Where will you be? Who are the key players? What's the regional cuisine? Who you gonna call? Who dropped the soap? What sort of socio-political-economic system is the area operating under, and what is general policy tending towards and why? If you can confidently say "If you X, then Y" for everything, then you are truly ready.
Or wing it. There's always that.
>>2711885
Also where's the Discord?
>>2712013
In the Pastebin that nobody reads
Sleepy here, gonna resume WQ soon. How you anons doing?
>>2712037
doo doo doo bee boo bop
Away I go in shame
>>2712037
WAITAMINUTE YOU CUNT, IT'S NOT EVEN THERE
>>2712065
Wishing I could just fall asleep and stay asleep.
How are you doing, Sleepy?
>>2712065
It's 4:30 in the morning. going to sleep.
>>2712077
>https://discord.me/RWBYg/
Yes it is.
It's okay though anon. Everything is going to be fine.
>>2712077
Are you sure about that?
>>2712101
And I was seconds away from hitting "post" too
>>2712081
Morning here, just some character research.
>>2712006
Well I can summarise a few things, such as general character backgrounds, a few invented aspects I added to the existing RWBY setting including a slight socio-political aspect. But mostly it's just a fairly light-hearted goofy concept of a loser team based on Alice in Wonderland characters.
A lot of these things I don't want to set in stone yet though, especially regarding the protagonist, since the readers should be able to make decisions for them and about them to some degree. Also, I'd doubt even Monty or M&K could go into much detail about Remnant cuisine, outside of the stuff shown in the foodfight episode and the ramen stand.
Basically, I could plan some more stuff out (I've got about 10,000 words on hand at the moment, some of which may never even be used), but I'd rather see how the readers respond to what I've got and build on it accordingly. Especially if some of the stuff I had planned is received poorly. Railroading isn't fun for anyone, after all.
Sleepy here, sharing a DYK...
Don Pear's name is based on a Italian fairy tale where a person named "Don Joseph Pear" was guided by a fox, but hated by peasents.
That's why I based the Frutta Mafioso off of fruits.
>>2709955
Sorry ~
Not my fault Alina so qt tho.
>>2712528
It's okay anon
I'm bad at telling people no even when I'm fully cognizant.
>>2712563
Then how about Alina edging Selena?~
>>2712739
let me finish eating breakfast and i'm on it
>>2712782
>>2712941
>>2713117
>>2713172
poor lad.
Wanna do Selena torturing Ali with a public vibrator next~?
>>2713178
Someone isn't thinking with portals
No idea what's happening but I approve of it.
>>2713191
Oh boy. Right.
What are the limits of her portals in size (lower and upper limit)?
>>2713531
>>2713178
>>2713191
>>2713531
Upper limit is about the size of a door, lower limit about the size of a pencil.
Funfact the portals are nearly invisible to the naked eye.
>>2713623
>tfw overnight RQ has become the lewdest CYOA without even running
So could she tongue kiss someone without opening her mouth?
That's pretty lewd.
>>2713659
My blame my lack inhibitions when I'mm this tired.
>>2713623
Guessed RASS out lewd Todd.
(Not if that happens)
Huh... Guess I need to try harder
>>2713681
I haven't done missionary with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation yet. I'd say TQ's Lewdest CYOA title is safe for now.
Besides, none of this is canon.
[spoiler]Yet[/spoiler]
>>2713788
elaborate?
>>2713803
No~
>>2713885
Hn, you damn curiositytease..
https://itunes.apple.com/album/id1109186483?ls=1&app=itunes
Lewd Murasa when?
>>2715320
never.
Murasa is now WQ's Deery and will never get that sweet dick she craves.
(The WC is reserved for alleged cannibals)
>>2713679
How about Ciel fucking Todd in front of a desperate, tied up Deery?
>>2710752
>>2712006
>>2712307
Well, I think I'll just go ahead and post the introduction I originally wrote, if no one minds. If anyone is interested, I'll continue.
Also, not that it matters much, but I had to retrofit the team name and give all the characters middle names to match the color rule, since I came up with it before finding out about the rule.
I'm not going to clash with anyone's session if I start posting now, am I?
>>2715541
>Murasa x Deery
"Cockslut Orgy"
>>2715794
>Murasa x Deery
No... Cock?
>>2715751
I'll take that as a no, I guess. Starting.
>>2716181
D o I t
(Also, the pictures I'm posting with this aren't strictly relevant. They're just the closest I have to what I think the character ought to look like)
>>2716181
>>2715751
The warm light of dawn streaks through the cracks in the curtains and flows gently over you like the buttery kiss of a velvet tulip. Wait, that's too saccharine, even by your standards. In actuality, it just rouses you enough to make you notice exactly how uncomfortable you are on the table.
"Um, Miss? Are you alright?"
As you slowly groan yourself out of torpor, your eyes creak open to see a school porter looking down at you with an expression of concern.
Determined to make a decent impression of yourself, even if just to the staff, you bring yourself upright and adopt what you hope is an elegant and graceful posture.
"Why, good morning to you! I am most certainly well, thank you! Whatever made you ask such a question?"
"Well, most students tend to sleep in their dorms at night, rather than on a table in the dining hall. In fact, I think that might be against the rules."
Oh yeah. That's how it is. This royally sucks.
"Oh, well, you see..." You desperately try to concoct a convincing excuse through the haze of aching poorly rested muscles and about two hours of consistent sleep tops.
"Since our dormitory was in a state of disrepair, I felt it necessary to find sleeping quarters elsewhere, and due to the lateness of the hour, it seemed unfair and inappropriate to disturb any of the school faculty to make alternative arrangements, and chose to sleep here where no one would be disturbed." You really hope he buys this.
"Uh...You're in Team AMMD, right? Wasn't that "state of disrepair" caused by your teammates?"
Oh boy.
"There were some complications during the settling-in period...some disagreements and disturbances were had..."
"I'm pretty sure there were Atlesian patrol officers and Grade-9 narcotics involved. The headmaster wasn't too happy with the affair.
>>2716392
"Yes...(he wasn't the only one)" you add to yourself, through gritted teeth.
"Well anyway, you should probably get to class. I don't want to get you into anymore trouble than you've already had, so please get going before someone else notices you've been out of the dormitories."
You suspect his willingness to turn a blind eye to your questionable activities is less altruistic and more to do with his failure to notice your absence during night patrol. Regardless, you really had better get going.
"Thank you so much! I'll be sure to repay the favour"
"Lady, just don't cause anymore trouble. If that's at all possible."
You curtsy quickly and make your leave. You're already dreading making your way back to the dorm, but you need your textbooks and utensils for class. This is going to suck.
The door to the dorm is, somewhat amazingly, still in one piece, and not even remotely knocked from it's hinges. You knock on the door. And then remember that you shouldn't have to, but upbringing can be hard to fight sometimes. Especially under stress. Not that it matters as the damn thing is still locked anyway. What a surprise.
"Hooizzit?" comes a barely salient voice from somewhere below knee level.
"It is I, Alison Wunderland, your teammate and leader! I demand you open this door immediately!" Well, that's not quite what you had in mind, but you're not exactly at peak performance right now. You need a shower badly, for several unpleasant reasons, and you don't even want to think about the state of the bathroom right now.
"Ah fuck, it's the narc. Tell her to go away!" Comes a different voice, one far more obnoxious than the last.
"I have long since ceased to care about your drugs, Madelyn!" you shout through the door. "I just want my things and a shower so I can at least attend class with a faint trace of dignity!"
"Yeah, sure, good luck with that. Fuckin' narc."
"Marsha, are you in there? Please open the door!"
>>2716421
"Yeah, you don't want to talk to her right now. She's having one of her episodes and I don't think it'll be ending any time soon."
"TASTETHEPAPERIT'SGREATIT'STHEBESTOHWOWHOWISITEVENDOINGTHAT?????!!!!" shrieks the voice of your final, and possibly least stable teammate. If such a thing were possible. And then a little more quietly: "It's okay, Mr. Paper. I will still respect you. We can always be friends, even after this."
By the gods, you need help right now. What did you ever do to deserve this?
"Dora. Please be awake and please open the door."
"Nnnn." Grunts the first voice again. There follows a brief shuffling noise as though something is being dragged along the carpet. Then the door opens.
The state of the room is something truly remarkable. Anyone can make a mess of a room by simply being negligent and clumsy, but this required the sort of mind that can calculate the most efficient and effective means of providing the most devastation possible on a purely subconscious level. And possibly unconscious level.
Madelyn Hattrick, the number one suspect, sits slumped against the wall next to her bed with all the grace of a sopwith camel, her head adorned with a raiment of no less than three baseball caps and a bandana, each at their own jaunty angle. She glares at you with piercing contempt, but otherwise seems incapable of movement.
"Goddamn it, Dozer. I told you not to let her in. Now I'll have to throw her out again."
"Go on then. Get up and throw me out. I can't wait all day, you know." You really haven't the patience for this anymore.
"Oh, I'll get up. Just as soon as I remember what my bones feel like, I'll be right at you like a hurricane candy cane, bitch.", she sassily non-sequiturs you, still crumpled against the wall like a folded flannel over a sink basin.
>>2716462
"Hmph. I've no time for your idiocy. It's 09:15, I'm extremely late for class, I won't make it there until at least 09:25, and I dare say none of you losers will even be attending, thereby further ruining my reputation as leader. Now, if you'll excuse me."
You turn to the bathroom, but are waylaid by an errant hand from the floor grasping your ankle.
"Dun go in there. She's nuts."
The hand belongs to Doreen Mauz, pint-sized mouse faunus and narcoleptic. It seems that she never made it off the floor in her effort to open the door, and remains mostly prone on the carpet, with her head encased in a large tea pot. Why.
Nearly at your wit's end, you ask the question you don't want the answer to.
"Why are you in a tea pot?"
"I don't like coffee."
"Um, Narc-girl? You don't want to come in here right now. Mr Shower and Mr Toilet got into a lovers spat and it's not pretty. It's also not my fault that I'm bad at relationship therapy.". The deranged hare faunus that is Marsha Herr seems to be currently occupying whatever is left of the bathroom. It's clear enough that you won't be having that shower any time soon. You can't even bring yourself to care anymore. With a sigh, you grab your school gear that you stuffed inside your mattress for safe keeping (miraculously, it's not on fire) and leave for class, smelling considerably worse than roses.
Why you? You never asked for this. Everything seemed so perfect at the time. When did it all go so wrong?
<INSERT RIDICULOUS ANIME OPENING HERE>
>>2716496
"Alison? Miss Wunderland?"
"I'm terribly sorry, Professor Ozpin, my mind was wandering. Please, do continue."
"As I was saying, your results for the Beacon Entrance Exam have been quite...exemplary." the Beacon headmaster rests on the final word, as though it doesn't really belong in the sentence. "However, we do have some concerns that I wish to address at present. It strikes me as a little odd that of your four designated opponents, three failed to attend the preliminary duels, whilst the fourth seemed to have been dreadfully sleep deprived and apparently intoxicated."
"I hardly see how that affected my performance, Professor. I must admit, having a sub-par opponent did restrict the extent to which I could demonstrate my combat style, but nonetheless-"
"Yes, your combat style. Very curious. Very systematic. Very...simulated, if you will."
"I'm sorry?"
"We were running some scan tests during the tryouts, just as a cursory measure, you understand. Did you know that during combat, your aura emission is remarkably low? Below the levels of an untrained human without their aura unlocked, even. And unusually low body heat. Though you did seem to be generating some other kinds of energy that most organic lifeforms tend not to produce, so perhaps there is nothing to worry about. I don't suppose you have anything to say on the matter?"
"...Are these scans strictly legal, Professor? Performing such revealing checks on underaged students who have yet to even enroll at your school without their consent can't possibly-"
"It's all in the fineprint of the papers you signed, I can assure you."
"Signed whilst not in the presence of a parent or legal guardian-"
"MISS Wunderland. Please understand that at Beacon Academy, we have a reputation to maintain. Such a reputation requires certain measures be taken in order to prevent...uncouth and underhanded...means being undertaken by students or staff, prospective or otherwise."
"Are you calling me a cheater?"
>>2716570
"Believe me, Miss Wunderland, if I had any intention of calling your exam results into question in a formative manner, you would have already left these premises by now. Permanently, I might add. There is more than enough evidence to warrant it."
"..."
"It seems that I have your undivided attention. Good. Then allow me to explain why I have brought you here for this little talk. You see, here at Beacon, we all believe in second chances. That is why we have introduced what is tentatively being called a 'Remedial Program'. Students who would ordinarily not be permitted to enter our fine institution can be granted a certain amount of lenience at given entry, with certain conditions applied. You will be allowed to study here as a legitimate student of Beacon Academy, though unlike other students, we will need you meet certain requirements in order to remain here. Rest assured, these are not requirements that are any different to what we would ordinarily expect from regular students, although your behaviour will be monitored a little more thoroughly...with marginally stricter consequences to any lapses in said behaviour."
His information dump monologue pours over you like a bucket of ice water.
"I'm on parole? I didn't know these schools had prison regulations."
"Well, this is a combat academy. I can't very well turn out graduates who are incapable of following simple rules, can I?" He sips his coffee. In the tense silence of this sterile room with all the warmth of an interrogation chamber, the sound might as well be the crashing waves of a tempest. Gross.
"Now then, I suggest you run along to the group dormitory. You've already been assigned teammates, but for the sake of anonymity, you will all take part in the matchmaking challenge tomorrow. You will probably want to get on good terms with the other remedial students, as they'll be your teammates for the remainder of your academic career here."
>>2716598
"What? You're putting all the dud students on the same team? Do you want us to fail?"
"Consider it a test of character. I'm sure the camaraderie you'll have from sharing similar standpoints will let you overcome all sorts of odds. I have nothing but the highest hopes for you all."
"...You're surprisingly cruel, you know that?"
"I prefer to consider myself efficient. Now run along now, before I change my mind."
You move to leave. Bullets not entirely dodged, but at least the wound isn't fatal.
"Oh, and Miss Wunderland?"
"Yes, Professor?
"Try to sabotage tomorrow's group challenge, and I can guarantee you'll face much worse than expulsion. Do you understand?"
"Yes, Headmaster." You answer brightly, before cursing under your breath.
>>2716624
Elsewhere, some time later...
"I'm not sure if I follow your reasoning, Professor. You've assigned four of the selected test cheaters to one group for remedial treatment, but...there was also a fifth one, wasn't there?"
"Ah yes. He will take the assignment of teams challenge along with the regular students."
"With all dear respect, Professor, the student in question is hardly capable of surviving our standard curriculum, let alone a test this dangerous. I must protest."
"The boy has spirit, and character. He may not have what it takes to down a Grimm with pure force right now, but...he may just find something else just as valuable."
"And he will find it before being gobbled up by a Beowolf, Professor?"
"Have a little faith, Peter. Have I ever once led you astray?"
"No, Sir. Though I must say..."
"Yes?"
"You're surprisingly cruel sometimes, aren't you?"
"..."
End of Part One, please turn over.
>>2716758
Guess I'll move on to the first day. Also, for the love of god please tell me to stop if it's too awful or at least make some suggestions on how to fix it, if it's salvagable. Any criticism would be great.
"Dear Diary,
Mother is so proud! To think that I was one of the few selected here for the Beacon Entrance Exam! Though it was hardly a competition, Vacuo being as rife with riff-raff as it ever has been. Father was less enthusiastic. He's always been dismissive of Huntsmen, considering the profession below our pedigree. Though I suspect he also hadn't accounted for Beacon's rather tall fees in our current financial predicament. He never has been quite the same since the merger...
Nonetheless, it is my utmost duty to do the family proud, as mother keeps reminding me. Admittedly, I am not unconcerned about the exam. I may have been less than perfectly diligent in my combat training, and this year's intake is said to consist of more than a few prodigies and possibly genuine veterans, if the rumours are to be believed. Loathed as I am to admit it, I may have to make alternative arrangements to improve my chances.
Besides, once I have passed, the rest should be far simpler. I have more than a few years to find a worthy suitor. It is not unheard of that such a prestigious military academy should have the occasional prince or young duke attending, or perhaps the son of one of the greater conglomerate CEOs. I have full confidence in swaying the heart of such men. I have been educated as such, so surely it will be a trivial matter. It has to be..."
>>2717222
The cool autumnal breeze bustles through the bushes all around the noon sun-crested spire hall that marks the center of Beacon Academy main campus, and more than several young women wish they'd picked better choices of underwear.
Regardless, you are in the highest of spirits. It's the first time you've set foot anywhere in Vale, and the sight is truly something to behold. Birdsong you've never heard before, the scent of a flora unknown, and the air itself seems brimming with the potential of all the bright young students that mill about the courtyard. The cacophony of sensations assaults you like an Alsatian mauling a child, leaving you completely off guard as a speeding brown blur slams right into the small of your back.
You sprawl onto the paving stones like a squashed starfish, with your erstwhile assailant flopping on top of you. The pain of the collision and fall is lessened significantly by the sheer humiliation of the situation. Of course this would happen on your first day.
"Ow...Oh, I'm so sorry!" blurts out the girl, the brown blur now having gained a certain amount of consistency. The white-haired rabbit faunus swiftly brings herself upright, allowing you the freedom to finally move. You pick yourself up off the ground, brushing down your now less than clean dress. You glance around to see what kind of crowd you've gathered, and which gawking imbeciles you'll need to have socially ostracized before the day's end.
"Oh, no harm done at all!" You chipper cheerily, unable to entirely prevent the undercurrent of malice from escaping your throat. "These things happen. Are you alright?"
>>2717258
"Yes, I'm fine. I really am sorry, I was just in such a hurry! I thought I was late..." The girl pulls out an ornate pocket watch and checks the time. At a casual glance, it seems to be off mark by close to twenty minutes fast.
"Well, as you can see, the hall doors are not yet open. It's safe to say that we're actually still very early." you calmly point out the blatantly obvious to the hopeless ditz.
"Oh, that's such a relief! I never thought I'd make it in time!" she gasps, folding slightly whilst getting her breath back. The feeling is mutual, although in your case it's due to the fact that virtually no one else seems to have paid any attention to your shared embarrassing mishap. An explosion from some way further down the courtyard seems to have provided the perfect distraction, and your mind slowly draws away from recipes for rabbit stew.
It’s hardly ideal, but the situation seems to have been resolved somewhat. It’s possible that you could turn this debacle to your advantage. Having said that, and though you wouldn’t consider yourself speciesist, you really can’t afford to waste time befriending faunus over people of any actual social standing. You consider your options.
[ ] Attempt to befriend the girl.
[ ] Politely make your leave and scan for potential social cliques to prey upon
[ ] Other (write-in)
(If it isn't already obvious, your character is a blue-blood and not a very nice or tolerant person. For now. And no, she's not a Weiss-clone. I hope).
>>2717314
Attempt befriending
>>2717829
Welp, one vote it is. Posting.
>>2717314
Having finally regained some composure, you deem it best to make the most of the situation. "Well now, while there have been better first encounters, I believe introductions are in order! I am Alison Wunderland. How do you do?"
"Oh, I'm Inaba Alabaster! It's a pleasure to meet you..." the girl shyly holds out her hand, her deep red eyes peaking out from her fringe. You clasp it firmly with both of yours and give a single and determinedly brief shake.
At this point, you’d rather make your excuses and take leave, but even a faunus could prove potentially useful for building your social standing. Especially considering your own personal concerns…
You are at a bit of an impasse, however. Your sheltered upbringing meant you’ve never met a faunus in person, but you’re confident in your understanding of their mode of behavior and your own social skills.
“Charmed! Tell me Inaba, what breed are you? I’ve not ever heard of an albino rabbit faunus!” And so saying, you attempt a friendly embrace, placing one arm around her and gently begin stroking her ears in admiration with the other. You’re pretty sure this calms them down. Pretty sure.
The girl appears not to respond. You were expecting her to become a little more docile and be easier to manipulate, but not quite to this degree. You look down to see her head bowed, hair covering most of her face, the cheeks flushed quite red. How peculiar.
You then notice the small crowd that seems to have stopped to stare at the two of you. They all seems quite shocked. One girl has her hand cupped over her mouth, while another holds both palms against her cheeks and seems to be saying something about human-faunus relationships. Some of the guys have started cheering and wolf-whistling. Really, who even does that these days?
Then it dawns on you. Is it possible that your faunus etiquette was misinformed?
Oh god fucking damn it.
That Winchester bastard. He’ll get his soon enough.
>>2718574
“Um…” Inaba seems quite beyond words. You let her go.
“Oh, I’m so sorry!” you desperately backpedal. “That was highly inappropriate!”
You’re beginning to panic. You haven’t felt quite this humiliated in years, and it’s all the worse that you don’t know exactly what you did wrong. There has to be something you can do to defuse the situation…
You hold out the palm of your hand to the still catatonic Inaba.
“Shake?”, you suggest. And immediately regret your decision. Why would you even consider using dog faunus commands on a rabbit faunus?
The atmosphere seems to change slightly. If you had to say, it’s almost as if the world turned a shade darker, somehow. This is not going well.
You think you can resolve this. You have to resolve this.
“Ahaha! There seems to have been some kind of misunderstanding…”
Is what you would like to say, but before you can speak or retract your arm, another rabbit faunus, this one a far dirtier coloured shade of beige-ish-brown and dopey-eyed, appears out of nowhere and thrusts out her arm in a similar manner so that your finger tips are touching.
"HEEEEEEEEEILLLLLLLLLLL HEIMDAL!!!!!" She shrieks like a god damn banshee, with an utterly moronic grin on her face.
Oh gods save you. Who the hell is this lunatic? And why is she targeting you for her imbecilic and highly offensive antics?
The crowd goes deathly silent. All eyes are planted on the three of you now. Eventually, hushed voices begin to murmur throughout.
>>2718599
"Did that girl really just say that? No one's said that since the Faunus Rights Revolution..."
"Maybe it's a joke? I guess faunus are allowed to say it?"
"Even so, it's in such poor taste...some of the kids here are bound to be related to survivors..."
"Hey, isn't that girl one of the Wunderland family? I've seen the pictures. You'd have thought they'd want to distance themselves from that kind of thing, considering their history..."
"What, that whole "Vom Wunder kann Mann Freizeit sehen" thing? Wasn't that just slander?"
"So they say. Money can buy a lot of stuff. And get rid of it too, I'll bet."
It is not so much adrenaline but raw, unadulterated panic that courses through your body. You had one job. Do not bring the family to shame. Do not dig up the past. Oh please, someone, anyone help me...
Inaba is looking at you with utter bewilderment. This may be your one and only chance to get out of this mess.
You dart forward and grab her arm whilst taking hold of the other furry nuisance and gather them both into a warm embrace with the gentleness of a steel vice.
"Ahahaha! We do love to make silly jokes, don't we? But it's all in good fun, no sore feelings or anything! We're all good friends, humans and fauna alike, aren't we?"
It's not much of a gambit, but it's got to be worth something, dammit. Inaba is thankfully standing stock still, probably from shock, which is more than can be said for the other hairball, who isn't so much trying to struggle out of your grip as much as she's trying to get some kind of perch on your arm. Damn animals.
"Then kiss!".
>>2718599
Put it in that bun butt.
>>2718657
It's amazing how grating a voice can be with only two syllables to vouch for it.
You glare at the impudent twerp it belongs to. The girl, assuming that's what she actually is, is clad in what appears to be a modified naval officer's uniform from a few centuries ago, complete with an appropriate peaked hat, with a tie-dyed t-shirt under the waistcoat and tattered jeans instead of britches. Around her neck is an utterly tasteless gold necklace with a giant pendent shaped into letters reading: "R+ H@ER". She is also wearing probably the most obnoxious and smug grin you have ever had the misfortune of seeing.
This cannot end well.
"I beg your pardon?" you inquire, knowing full well that you won't like whatever response she has in store for you.
"Come on. It's what rabbit fauna do all the time, right? It's just like saying hello."
"Really? First I've heard of it." says one faceless, blacked-out student.
"I thought they boxed each other. Or was that something else?" says another.
"It is not unheard of for Homo Faunus Leporidae to partake in oral transaction as a means of greeting, particularly in the clans indigenous to Vytal and its surrounding environs." says a monotonous voice close to ground, each word carrying the speaker's utter indifference.
"Wait, what?"
Whilst most of the crowd are still muttering amongst themselves or have simply lost interest and wandered off, the group nearest to you has turned to the new contributor.
The girl seated on the floor, barely more than a few feet off the ground, is quietly pawing over her scroll with apparent disinterest to the situation. The hood of her dull green hoodie obscures much of her head, but her face can be seen to be near expressionless, barring the deep black bags under her eyes indicating severe tiredness. She eventually seems to notice everyone looking at her.
"What? I was just quoting from Vacupedia. Geeze."
All eyes return to you and your erstwhile non-human shields. What to do?
>>2718689
"Hey, Inaba. Is that true?" you hiss into the girl’s ear.
"What? Er, well…I've only done it with my parents and extended family. I don't know about humans, but..." The rabbit girl's face falls slightly. You think you can see a tinge of red building there yet again.
Oh good.
"Just do it already! Make out! Make out! Make out!" the obnoxious pirate queen-thing starts chanting. Unfortunately, this seems to be enough to encourage the entire remaining crowd into following suit. God damn, do you hate peer pressure.
"Um... I don't think it's such a big deal. It doesn't mean anything much, after all..." Velvet's hair is still covering most of her face, giving you the distinct impression that it does, in fact, have some meaning. But what else can you do to get out of this mess now?
"I'm down with it. Just sayin'." The mentally disturbed and dog-eared looking rabbit girl has apparently given up on trying to perch on your forearm and has instead settled on wrapping her arms and legs around you like a koala or some kind of vertical sloth. Her face is now right next to yours, staring at you, and her now bizarrely calm demeanor is more than a little unnerving.
"Can you not do that, please?" You whisper at her, irritably.
"Not do what? Not be me as I am right now? That's basically telling me to not be me. Which is the same as telling me not to exist. I can't help existing, man."
You can't deal with this much longer. Having rabbit girls climb all over you is nothing if not a test of both mental and physical fortitude.
"Urgh. Why me?"
"Why anyone, doll-face? Why not just us, right now? Sometimes you've got to live in the moment, or the moment will pass you by and it won't ever come back. If you wanna take that chance, I can be out of your life forever, babe. Just say the word. But me and you, girl, we can make it in this crazy world. I'll be your guy, and you can be the girl of my dreams. What d'ya say, darlin'?"
>>2718689
That bun butt, man.
Put it in
>>2718718
You stare at the mess of a lifeform that just spoke to you. The mottled hair and fur. The bent rabbit ear, out of symmetry with its companion, looks as though it's been snapped in two. The dopey technicolor mismatched eyes, which at least seem to go along with her ridiculous multicolored clothes that could only have made fashion sense to a blind clown after a stroke. And from the smell, you suspect she might have mange. Nasty.
"Are you...seriously trying to be suave, right now? Are you actually coming on to me?"
"I dunno. I thought it might help. Is it helping?"
"No."
"Shame."
This is it. Between being propositioned by a retarded mangeball, and Inaba’s soft mutterings under her breath and occasional nervous giggles, you can't be in this situation any longer. It's sink or swim time, ladies and gentlemen.
[ ] Kiss Inaba
[ ] Kiss Bugs Bogart, or whatever her stupid name is
[ ] Kiss both
[ ] Attempt an excuse and leave.
>>2718718
Bun butt you butt!
>>2718778
*shouldn't be. God dammit.
>>2718732
[X] make them kiss each other, escape
Sort-of tie-breaker-type result.
>>2718732
Hah! As if you'd seriously give your first kiss to some girls you've just met, let alone faunus. You've finally managed to come up with the perfect excuse.
“W-Well…how about you two show me how it’s done?” you propose to the two of them.
Inaba finally raises her head in surprise. She turns to the foul-looking thing on your other arm. You’re pretty certain her ears just stood on end.
“’Kay.” says the vile hare faunus. She swings herself around on your body until she’s right next to Inaba, face-to-face. The rabbit girl’s face seems to have drained of its previously stark-red colour and is now the same shade as her white hair. Oh dear.
“I’d really rather no-“ is as far as she gets, before the scraggily little monster grabs her by both rabbit ears and pulls her face to her own.
The sight is really something quite horrific. What’s worse is that it’s literally happening mere inches from your face and you’re physically incapable of turning away. Do faunus really do this sort of thing to each other? It’s frankly barbaric. The sounds are ghastly enough, Inaba sounding like she’s on the verge of suffocation. Or possibly drowning.
Finally, after ten agonizing seconds, it stops. Cheers spread throughout the crowd. The hare girl seems utterly unfazed by the whole event, whilst Inaba looks like she’s on the verge of tears or even collapse. You feel thoroughly disgusted and slightly ashamed of yourself. This was ultimately your fault.
“Your turn!”
That fucking hat-sporting bitch.
Oh good. You forgot to detach the wretched creature from yourself and make good your escape.
>>2720042
"A-actually, I'm afraid that I really can't. Kissing girls is against several of my religions-" you begin, mind reeling in panic. But before you can even get another word in edgeways, the foul creature still clinging to you grabs you roughly around the neck and gives you the same treatment she gave Inaba. Your mouth, mostly open and quite defenseless, is immediately smothered with hers. Her hot breath fills your mouth and her tongue darts in and presses yours down. You feel like you've lost some kind of oral wrestling match straight out the gate like a total scrub. Well, you might feel that, but you're mostly concerned with being orally assaulted and not being able to breath.
"MMMMMWAA!!" Just as you had managed to recover enough to force her off you, the giddy creature finally pulls away from you. You splutter and cough, finally able to breath again, and noticing an odd aftertaste from the experience. You can't quite place it, but you're certain you've experienced it before, somewhere.
"You know, I really don't think you were that into it. Is something wrong? We hardly ever talk these days. It's us isn't, it? You're breaking up with me, aren't you? Please, don't leave me like this!" She's crying. Actually crying. You can't even begin to fathom what's wrong with this girl's head.
The small crowd gathered around you seems to be rapidly thinning. Typical. Show them three girls making out and you'll have their rapt attention, but as soon as things get serious, they'll just bail on you. Wait, are you actually taking the girl seriously? Maybe you're the one who needs help. That aftertaste is still getting to you.
"Please let go of me now." you insist, calmly but firmly. This only seems to make matters worse, as the girl merely bursts into quieter sobs and buries her face in your chest.
"Um...Is she going to be alright?"
>>2720068
Inaba seems to have finally recovered from her apparent personal trauma. It’s miraculous that she’s so concerned for her assailant. She seems quite calm given the current situation, no longer paralytic or flushed.
"I hardly think I'm in any position to be a judge of that, in all honesty. I'm going to find a member of the faculty and hand her over. It's probably the best thing to do for everyone's sake."
You turn towards the main building and purposely make your way over to it, despite the still clinging emotional wreck that you're carrying. No more than a few steps into your stride, the thing has already stopped crying and speaks up in an obnoxious tone.
"Hey. You passed my stop. Let me off already."
"Get off me then."
"No can do, chief. I'm scared of heights."
You beam at her with all the warmth of an arctic tundra. You're pretty certain that no one else is close enough to hear either of you at this point, but you lower your voice all the same when you speak clearly to her face.
"Get off me now, before I rip out your intestines and strangle you with them."
"Hah! Joke's on you, I lost all that stuff years ago."
"Um...I think the faculty office is in a different building, actually..."
Inaba seems to have followed you this far. You really hope she didn't hear your threat of violence.
"I-is it now? How silly of me. There really should be a directory for this place, don't you think?"
"Oh, there is one, at the food court. But I can show you the way!"
With little choice, you follow Inaba back across the courtyard, with more than a few confused stares from passersby as the other rabbit girl clings to your back while occasionally shouting "Are we there yet?" and asking them for directions to the nearest hare salon.
"Don't mind her! She's not very well! We're just taking her to the infirmary!" hopefully this will let you save at least some face. Assuming that's even possible at this point.
>>2720089
"I think it's wonderful!" Inaba says cheerily, out of the blue.
"I'm sorry? What is?"
"Your relationship. It's rare enough to see people of the same sex together in Vale, let alone a cross-species relationship. " She sighs. "I don't know if I could be that brave. To have a relationship with a human...I don't know what my parents would say. Especially if it was one that…open…” She’s turning red again.
Wait. What.
"Um. I believe there has been a slight misunderstanding..." you begin.
"Back off, Whitey. She's mine. I OWN HER!" growls the beast of burden on your back.
"You, be quiet for a moment. As you can see, I don't really know this girl. She's as much a mystery to me as she is to you." you laugh nervously, hoping to play the whole wretched event off as a joke.
"Eh? But you seemed to know each other so well. And, well...the kiss..."
"I thought that was how rabbit fauna greet each other. Please believe me when I say I wouldn't ordinarily do that sort of thing." The aftertaste is still there, and the fact that you can't work out what it is is really beginning to bother you.
"Oh...we don't really do it like that. It's a lot less...passionate."
So you just let that hairy trollop take your first kiss and humiliate you in front of a small portion of the entire school without it even being justified. Wonderful.
"Well, at least in my family that's not the way it's done. I can't speak for other clans." Inaba continues, apparently oblivious to your simmering rage about to hit boiling point.
"I knew you were of the Macleod. You'll never take my ears, Highlander!"
"What?"
"I think it's better to just ignore her. Responding doesn't seem to make any difference as it is." You've got to keep calm, at least until Inaba is out of sight. You can still make this work for you, and having her vouch for your good name could outbalance all the dreadful humiliations of today.
>>2720115
"Well, here we are. I should probably get going, I'm almost certainly going to be late now..." she brings out the pocket watch again. It seems to have gotten a further ten minutes faster than last time. And is the second hand going anti-clockwise?
You can't even bring yourself to question the matter. The day's only half over and it's already been too long to bear.
"Thank you so much for your help! I don't know what I'd have done without you!" Well, that's not entirely true, but hare-skin coats probably wouldn't go down well here.
"Not at all! I'll see you later!" She smiles shyly. And then, after a moment's hesitation, brings her hand to you face, moves her face to yours, and gently brushes her lips against your cheek.
"That's how it's done! Bye now!"
She skitters off, approaching blur speed like when she first crashed into you.
Well. That was an experience. You put your hand to the spot where her lips met your skin.
"What an odd greeting."
"Yeah. All things being relative, though, it's pretty normal."
"I suppose. It was innocent enough."
Hang on. There's something strange going on here.
"Crazy girl?"
"I have a name, you know. It's Marsha."
The girl apparently called Marsha has finally detached herself from you. She's standing slightly off-balance, but otherwise seems oddly calm. And not the frightening kind from earlier.
"Well, Marsha. Have you come to your senses?"
"Um. Yes. For the most part. For the time being." she twitches slightly, as though she's fighting some inner impulse. You'd rather not be around for whenever she stops fighting it.
"I, uh, should apologize. I have some problems.
"You don't say."
"It's a condition, rather. Cranial Insanatosis, it's called. It's hereditary, most of my family has it. Most people are scared of it, but you seemed to handle it really well. So I want to thank you. Even though I embarrassed us both in front of about half the school...I'm really sorry. And thank you for doing what you could."
>>2720168
You're honestly flummoxed. You'd been so frustrated with the situation, and now the primary target you had just reasons to vent at is being taken away from you. Fortunately, you're far to weary to even care at this point.
"I see. Well, I appreciate your confiding in me and your thanks. Would you like me to accompany you to speak to the nurse?"
"No, I can manage by myself now. She knows me, I've been checked out here before."
"Well then. I suppose I shall see you around."
"Yeah. It's been...interesting."
There's an awkward pause in the conversation. Why isn't she gone yet?
"Heh. This is weird. I don't even know your name." She scratches the back of her less damaged ear in slight embarrassment.
"Alison. It's Alison."
"Can I tell you something Alison?"
"What?"
"You're not a very good kisser."
You're not sure what you were expecting, but it wasn't that.
"Oh? Well your saliva tastes of urine."
"How would you know?" She cocks an eyebrow. "Have you ever drunk urine?"
"..." This fucking bitch.
"I'll take that as a yes. To each her own. See you around, Ali~!" she scarpers off to the infirmary.
"Don't you dare call me that! And Cranial Insanatosis isn't a real condition, you blithering idiot!" you call after her. As immature as that was, it felt good to relieve the stress and frustration. It's been a bit too hectic to really take stock of everything that's happened today, but while it was absolutely awful, it can't have been all bad, can it?
Actually, yeah, it mostly was. Also, you're late for lunch.
Muttering ancient Menagerian curses under your breath, you run as gracefully as you can back to the central building. Whatever antics the rest of the day holds, it can't possibly be any worse.
You just love asking for trouble, don't you?
>>2720202
End of Day 1, Part 1. Please insert casette 2.
I actually have the next section ready to go more or less, but I'd rather continue tomorrow morning GMT. Hope at least some people enjoyed the start. I'll start off tomorrow with giving people a better choice of constructing Alison's character a bit more as well. And maybe stats if people are interested in that sort of thing.
Please let me know if there's anything I can do to improve this mess, assuming anyone cares enough. Hopefully it didn't ruin the thread too much.
>>2720202
Alright, Marsha is my waifu.
>>2720385
Also, writing nice, characters seem...interesting. Marsha is loveable.
But my major criticism would be: More choices.
Especially during conversations.
A nice example:
It would've been neat if we were able to choose the respond to her "You're not a very good kisser.", or something like that.
As it is at the moment, it's not really a "Choose Your Own Adventure" and more a "Watch it happen and occasionally turn the wheel."
But as you just said, you're trying to change that. Anyways I'll surely be around for the next part.
>Hopefully it didn't ruin the thread too much.
Little One, this is RWBYgt. Comfy place for comfy people.
Also, maybe come up with a good name for this CYOA since both "AlisonQuest" or "WunderlandQuest" are shit since AQ and WQ are basically "taken" with AeroQuest and WendellQuest.
CarrollQuest, maybe?
>>2720467
Thanks for the feedback, I really do appreciate it.
>But my major criticism would be: More choices.
Yeah, I figured as much, and I will try and fix that. This is why I figured writing thousands of words covering a few branching and rejoining paths would be a problem. I keep forgetting that this is supposed to be an interactive story-telling and not a visual novel or something.
>CarrollQuest
Could do. I feel like I should fix the names though. Inaba in particular was something I made up on the spot (it was originally supposed to be Velvet, but I didn't want to unnecessarily time-lock the story. I think I actually left one mention of her name unedited in there, stupidly).
As it stands, I've got the team as:
Alison 'Himmel' Wunderland (wanted something indicating sky blue, it was the best I could think of)
Madalyn "Malva" Hattrick (magenta/mauve seemed like a good colour for her for some reason)
Marsha "Brunhilde" Herr (turns out the 'brun' part of that name doesn't mean brown, irritatingly)
Dora "Zsara" Mauz (the only one I'm remotely happy with, to be honest).
Altogether making Team AMMD (Almond, I guess. Doesn't make much sense, but the smell of cyanide will probably seem more appropriate later).
Making the names overtly obvious expys probably wasn't a good idea in the first place, but it seemed funny at the time. I'd appreciate sugestions, if anyone has any.
>Marsha is my waifu.
I'm glad to hear it. I honestly thought I made her too retarded and/or annoying. Toning her down a bit towards the end was kind of a last minute adjustment when I first wrote it, keeping up her demented March Hare/Bugs Bunny attitude struck me as impossible to maintain without making her completely infuriating and unlikeable. If you have any ideas of what I should do with her character, please do tell me. I don't want this story to be stuck with characters that piss people off.
Oh, and there will be male characters at some point. Honestly.
>>2721024
The german terms remind me, what was
>"Vom Wunder kann Mann Freizeit sehen" supposed to mean?
Yes, you did leave a Velvet in there somewhere, and, which makes sense now, Inaba was described as a "brown blur" at the collision
Actually, even after the "bugs bogart" comment, Marsha didn't really feel like Bugs Bunny to me, except for the one "No can do, chief." sentence.
Marsha seems a lot less annoying, and a lot more erratic and crazy to me, which, in contrast to that calm part at the end, makes her reallly loveable in my eyes.
Also, that kiss. Oh my god, that kiss.
(I hope we see more of that kinda stuff~)
Also:
It's even more than just interactive story telling. That's the great thing about these online CYOAs as opposed to CYOA books or something: We have write-ins.
Makes for a lot of shits and giggles, and actually good ideas in the stories.
[spoiler]prepare for a hare-m[/spoiler]
>>2721563
>hare-m
Shipping it.
By the time I actually got to read anything, the next part was already up, but I'm mildly interested.
There's just so many CYOAs now. Almost too many to keep up with at times.
>>2721639
It's 9 to be exact, counting the tiny TQ spin-offs JillQuest and EmiliaQuest.
>>2721563
My German is actually terrible (had to retake intermediate German at uni). I just made some nonsense up that was supposed to vaguely resemble 'Arbeit Macht Frei' but I didn't want it to be too overt. In the end it's just garbled nonsense that was too long to be worth remembering.
The point being that Alison's family doesn't have a great history. They're from Menagerie, incidentally, but haven't lived there for some time. It'll probably be covered more coherently next time.
>Marsha seems a lot less annoying, and a lot more erratic and crazy to me, which, in contrast to that calm part at the end, makes her reallly loveable in my eyes.
Well, I'll try and keep something like that going. I'm not sure how she'll develop as a person, but I guess we'll see. I spent more time on her than I originally intended in this part and Madalyn, Dora and some new characters will get more focus in the next bit. Hopefully they'll be likeable or at least entertaining.
I'm still not sure exactly what to do with Dora though. I've got two or three radically different ideas for her, but again we'll just have to see what people what.
>(I hope we see more of that kinda stuff~)
Just to say, I've tried writing lewd before and it hasn't worked out well. But I'll do my best if that's what people want.
>prepare for a hare-m
Bracing for impact. I'd like to emphasize that Alison is looking for a husband at this point, in terms of her actual character. Lesbian harem is entirely doable, as is anything else, though.
I'm looking forward to any write-in suggestions that come through. I think I'll be able to adapt better on the fly once I've got the basic principles established.
>>2721639
>By the time I actually got to read anything, the next part was already up
I'll try to ease off the pace. Making more frequent choice options should help. Although technically there's only been one morning in in-story time, so maybe I'm going too slowly...
>>2721959
>Although technically there's only been one morning in in-story time, so maybe I'm going too slowly...
I'm pretty sure we stretched that one day of patrol with Mel out over several months now.
>>2721959
>I'd like to emphasize that Alison is looking for a husband at this point
Well, yeah. For social status and money purposes, not so much for actual romance, if I understood that right?
Marrying a rich guy while fucking two cute rabbits should totally be okay.
>as is anything else
Be careful with that, before you know it we'll find an underage trap and try to jack her off.
>>2722034
Well then, I guess I've got nothing to worry about in that sense.
>>2722107
>Well, yeah. For social status and money purposes, not so much for actual romance, if I understood that right?
For all extents and purposes, yes. But I don't think she's inherently gay or bi. Yet. I'm sure people can fix that.
>Be careful with that, before you know it we'll find an underage trap and try to jack her off.
That sounds very specific. I need to catch up on the other CYOAs.
>>2722211
>I need to catch up on the other CYOAs.
On your own risks.
That's from JasperQuest II
And boy that was one of the not-so-bad things happening there in the last couple weeks.
It's over now, for good I hope, but the WaifuWars were terrible.
>>2722034
In all fairness, literally warping time to restart the day will do that
>>2722318
ah, but the day was just half over, and where we are right now isn't that late either.
so the restart adds up to a "whole day" some way
>>2722269
Waifu Wars are a frightening thing.
Maybe I should just make all the other girls worse than Marsha. But that would be a waste. I had some ideas for fun girls and everything.
Regardless, I need to catch up on MariQuest, I need more fit girls in my life.
>>2722554
Don't let Waifu Wars stop you from making great characters.
