Welcome to the 17 I stole this game from a witch!
I am your host Killer Kongou~!
Let's get Rooooight into the games!
>First 24
>No Duplicates~!
>Have Fun~!
>I beat everyone in league!
>>2694197
Bikko
>>2694197
Hoihoi-San
>>2694197
Maria and Harusame
>>2694197
Elly
>>2694197
Ririchiyo
Lord Beerus
the stood up Ghost
>>2694197
Casey Neistat
King
Reimu
Laura a best Yukine
DISTRICT 12
Iida Tenya
>>2694175
Nope, sorry, I don't believe you. Aizawa's voice is not anything less than perfection, while the recording sounded like nails on a chalkboard.
>>2694197
Ramlethal Valentine
Kongou remover Araragi
Nowi
The Player
Oscar Q
Naoki Miki
Mikan Tsumiki
These boxes
Nepupu
a single pog
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
Asakura Ryoko
>>2694197
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2694226
Yeah but she had a sore throat, of course her voice was going to be a little distorted
Araragi Punisher Kongou
>>2694212
Oh cool, a toy.
Eggman-kun
>>2694224
>>2694215
>>2694253
Lying is against the rules, trout. Show yourself!
>>2694258
>being late to your own games
Make that 36.
Just in time Izaya Orihara
>>2694264
The hell do you mean? I'm talking to you right now
>>2694258
>>2694225
change name to
Kongou Flicker Yukine
>>2694267
Tenshi
>>2694267
Roromiya
>if needed
>>2694259
>the 11.5 cm robot scans the lady
>no bugs detected
Meru
Blue Beetle
>>2694263
>>2694224
...What?
Sendou Yukari
>>2694267
Karen
Kaizuka Inaho
>Filler
>tfw alamo elmo denies your friend request on steam
Is that you John Wayne? Is it me?
>>2694283
>>2694281
There's one right here.
>>2694273
Actually, scratch. Could you quit bothering me?
>>2694294
>have Allahu Elmo in my Steam
>we never talk
>never got tailvored
It's time to exterminate the Youkai who destroyed my shrine and did not even help repair it.
>>2694285
It's time.
>>2694294
Riggity riggity rekt.
>>2694298
Alright f.am, whatever you want.
>>2694300
Talk to her anon.
Spam her message box with shit she doesn't care about.
works for me with all my steam friends.
>>2694302
no u
>>2694309
Never have I been more happy not to be your friend on steam.
>>2694308
Good!
>He pushes up his glasses and turns away from the degenerate.
>>2694301
>>2694285
Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkletoed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant?
>>2694296
>>2694283
>scans BB
>bug detected: Beetle, plant and bug eater
>stabs his foot with a syringe and sucks out the blood to kill the big "beetle"
>>2694301
I've told you time and again I DIDN'T do it! And how could I help repair it with no building skills whatsoever, or supplies!?
>>2694309
Are you shitting on yourself with those filenames? Seems a little stupid don't you think?
>>2694301
Excuse me?
>>2694324
More like it's time saving for shitposters
>>2694320
I have got to take you home with me.
>>2694320
OH DIOS MIO THAT STIIINGS
>The Beetle reflexively kicks the little robot away from his foot
>>2694316
kek, you don't want to be. I'm a clingy person, so I send messages to people all the time trying to start conversation. I think I've completely alienated Yosugay.
>>2694324
I shitpost myself, anon. I'm better than the other cancer because I'm self aware cancer xD.
>>2694319
Based Ghost, HG does have good taste after all.
>>2694336
>>2694340
>it's now broken
>the warrant is still valid
>>2694330
She means me. Accusing me of something which I didn't do. The only thing I did wrong was be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Of course, as the shrine maiden with the "infalliable" intuition, she refuses to listen to me. I guess my time's come.
>>2694320
Urge to purchase Hoihoi-san products rising. RISING.
>>2694301
That collapsed building looks familiar.
>>2694319
Sir I said it sir
>>2694350
>Ignore me pls.png
>ignores
>>2694344
neither of those things were relevant to what he said lmao
>>2694347
Time's come for what? Reparations?
>>2694322
Do you know this being, Elly?
>>2694346
That'll...uh, teach you not to mess with bugs thrice your size...I'm not even an actual bug.
>>2694346
>picks up
Come on, I'll get you fixed up
>>2694340
>kicks
>>2694341
You the fuckin man, Bolin. Niggas was talkin shit while you was on hiatus but I got your back.
>>2694330
Yes?
>>2694322
But you did do it and you have yet to prove otherwise.
>Sips tea.
>>2694350
It is my shrine from when it was destroyed.
We good to go?
>>2694352
Well... no shit. What have we got here? A fucking comedian, Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
>punches
>>2694341
That's not the problem, I just can't stand talking about shit I don't care about.
>>2694355
>doesn't know who Ghost is
>thinks it's HG Ghost
You sad little man and your memes.
>>2694359
>>2694360
>is picked up
>>2694368
Looks good. Incase I fall asleep I want to thank you for hosting.
>>2694368
I am ready.
>>2694368
Oh lawd, someone's committing a crime tonight...
>>2694378
Bane Game?
>>2694368
Looks good
>>2694358
Reimu Hakurei, Gensokyo's strongest human, shrine maiden, incident solver, and youkai exterminator.
>>2694367
And you've yet to prove that I HAVE!
>>2694357
"Extermination". Sealing.
>>2694350
YOU DID THIS?!
>Filename or not I had to comment that
>>2694362
don't feed my ego anon, i'm shitty enough as is. Yeah, I saw that, don't really get it. I've accepted and am open with literally all the flaws anons keep throwing in my face, and they do it even when it's off-topic and detrimental to current discussion
>>2694373
I'm aight conversation i guess, but i talk a lot. I won't bother you unless you talk to me if you add me.
>>2694375
>takes to a shop
>repairs
>sets you down
There we go.
>>2694372
>tfw wanna do animal mother but know someone already did it
>>2694360
Don't kick me, It started it!
>>2694367
What is this about extermination?
>>2694368
Thank you for the game!
>>2694389
Elaborate.
>>2694368
Let's see, I've planned out my routine for the next few days. Hopefully it goes according to plan and I win this time.
>>2694391
Take me away handsome for I have sinned.
>>2694367
A Youkai did it you say? I'll help you exterminate her.
>>2694389
No, you did. Reimu says so.
>>2694402
>Trying to swap my main entry for my filler
Yeah no.
>>2694399
The cessation of my existence as I know it.
>>2694395
>starts sweeping the floor
>>2694409
>Maria is Inaho
wtf I didn't know that
>>2694389
You were at the scene and about to leave.
>>2694399
It is the job of a shrine maid to exterminate Youkai that are trouble makers.
>>2694408
Don't you have a realm to look over?
>>2694416
Here have a this, plus Morrigan Aensland.
>>2694374
Hoshit, Ghost didn't say that. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman did.
>>2694410
Why? That seems as if it is against the rules.
>>2694420
And it is up to heroes to make sure justice is served fairly.
>>2694408
...Why must you do this to me. What reason would I have for doing it!?
>>2694420
"At the scene"? I haven't even been able to return to Gensokyo until like, DAYS ago! I've been stuck here in this arena! YOU came HERE!
Even if I was there, the simple fact of me being there isn't evidence. You and I both know how weak I am.
>>2694428
"It's not murder if it's a youkai".
>>2694424
>Morrigan
>>2694383
>>2694389
Okay. And why is she messing with you?
>>2694441
Youkai exterminator
Elly is a youkai
it's obvious
>>2694368
>baka
>>2694441
>>2694448
What they said. And she thinks I wrecked her shrine.
>>2694368
Sorry for the long wait, I have to change every single word replaced for the wedding games.
Anyways let's go to the Bloodbath~
>>2694435
HG Morrigan is me not her, they're from /v/ threads.
>>2694420
Ugh. Heaven?! Nothing happens there. It can take care of itself.
>>2694434
Reimu said that you need to be exterminated, so I shall. Also because it's going to be fun.
>>2694428
This is justice since destroying my shrine is basically attacking the boarder which separates the Outside World and Gensokyo.
>>2694434
Just because your weak does not mean you an't destroy the shrine. Look at Rumia.
>>2694448
>>2694461
Ah. I still don't she why she should be targeting you. You couldn't even kill a fly much less destroy a shrine.
>>2694462
This is unneeded.
>>2694464
Duh. This Morrigan can actually fuck.
>>2694462
You beter get ready, becuase I'm coming for you!
>>2694319
That's a great movie
>>2694462
Ju-Just take the-These, and you should b-be fine...
>>2694462
>>2694474
>Impying
Were you there when the honey bee inn existed?
>>2694434
But that is incorrect! Murder is murder!
>>2694469
That is injustice, fiend! Having them, the offender, repay the debt is true justice!
>>2694474
Yep, that's the biggest give away it's not me.
>>2694485
>reminding me that was a thing
Ugh. Yes. Babbeh's first RP community hosting babbeh's first ERP threads.
>>2694485
>erp
Off la off yourself
>>2694474
>tfw you'll never get that morrgians steam
End me
>>2694469
Who? And why would I WANT to make you angry at me? I might be good-for-nothing, but I'm not suicidal!
>>2694466
I'm not even going to fight back. Is that your definition of fun?
...I wish Genji was here. At least your turtle would try and talk some sense in to you....
>>2694471
Supposedly her intuition's infalliable. Therefore as the first youkai she saw afterwards, it HAS to be me.
>>2694486
By their standards, it'd be more like animal cruelty at the absolute best.
...Don't bother stopping her. There's nothing either of us can do about it if she insists on it.
SPIELE VANN?
>>2694490
I hear I owe you one for introducing Jun to us.
>pats head
I owe you big.
>>2694300
Fuck off Rei
>>2694462
Goddammit I am distracted...
>>2694507
*wann
>>2694496
>As he was taking the rope around his neck he gave his cock a few strokes before committing suicide
>>2694513
>>2694513
Was that a tank!?
>>2694502
>>2694469
>Whoops, remark about Genji was meant for Reimu
>>2694424
>Strike Witches
And I thought you were cool.
>>2694510
Yeah no problem, thought you'd all enjoy a new face.
Why do we suddenly have so many touhous?
>>2694502
I refuse. I would not be a hero if I quit in the face of adversity.
>>2694513
Halt, fiends!
>>2694502
That isn't very logical at all. I will have to get rid of her.
>>2694513
What could they possibly want with this?
>>2694466
The souls there require you there and you don't know what that 'god' would do.
>>2694486
I tried that but they kept making up excuses instead of trying to repay it, leaving me to do all of the work.
>>2694502
I would not know but it does not matter for me.
>>2694513
That's was rude.
>>2694502
>>2694513
Looks like you're dead. That is a shame. Now what?
>>2694513
There's nothing to do in here...
>>2694513
Beach! I love playing with the sand!
Lets just not go to the sea, because I can't swim
>>2694529
I played Francesca about a month after being stuck on 8 and stopped, brought her out a few times in here but nothing too great.
>>2694513
N-Night 1....
Kill araragi please!
>>2694513
Rigged
>>2694529
>Being this asshurt about what people like
Kys twoface.
>>2694513
Shame, I didn't get to exterminate her.
>>2694531
you don't seem to have a gatekeeper
>>2694540
You can keep the money, I just want the ship's head.
>>2694540
Youre only sleeping in the guest house if you defeat me in a pillow fight
>>2694540
Well, it is my duty as a Super Hero to help poor and defenseless girls.
>>2694540
I want to explore this place more. There is no other reason to this request.
>yfw everyone vs reimu fight
>>2694540
>>2694535
Have you tried having her arresting? She cannot run away from responsibilites in a situation like that.
>>2694535
Souls? Bah. Who cares?
>>2694534
You'd lose.
>>2694536
Pray that not being in a game with her any longer is going to buy me some time.
>>2694535
Urgh. Let me guess, Genji doesn't even exist any more, of course...! He was a turtle that tried to be your voice of reason and what let you actually fly around....
And why DOESN'T it matter? What's my motive?? What could I possibly gain by making you angry?
>>2694532
Then you'd be beaten senseless and she'd exterminate me. The end result's the same.
>>2694557
>Wins because comics
>>2694540
It's always safer to go in pairs
>>2694540
Day 2!
How do I start RPing again?
>>2694564
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE ME!
>>2694561
There are no cops in Gensokyo. It's either you fix what you caused or I kill you.
>>2694564
There you go again with that nonsense.
>>2694562
I do. It's less work for me if everything is in order.
>>2694571
That must be where his name comes from...
>>2694530
>>2694564
As I said before, I am a Valentine. A friend described us as 'hot shit'. The strongest human is still a human in the end.
>>2694571
Repeat until succession.
>>2694571
>>2694552
Why do you not have a maid?
>>2694573
Just shitpost others and you are good.
>>2694571
>9 has magic resistance of endless nine
>>2694552
...Miss Remilia, is there anything I can actually do to stop her? At this point the only thing I can think of is bribery.
>>2694576
And what is it you could do to someone that can fight gods?
>>2694577
Well, isn't it a fair point!?
>>2694582
She's anything but ordinary.
>>2694571
JUSTLIKEONEOFMYNIPCARTOO-..ouch...that hurts a lot more then they make it out to...
>>2694581
What?
>>2694571
Night 2
>>2694571
Not too good with games! I'll just die and sit on the side and watch, anyone want my controller? No? Oh alright...
>>2694577
I may not appear to be, but I could detain her. If what you're saying is true, then she should face persecution.
>>2694573
(Just jump into it.)
>>2694592
Reason with them, of course!
>>2694595
I can feel suspicious heat on my back. It could be someone following us. I'm trained to detect stalkers at night, you know.
>>2694577
Well you're here sort out everything for me. I don't have to do anything. Besides, what's the worst that could happen?
>>2694586
What are you talking about, I have plenty of maids.
>>2694592
Invite her to have tea with you.
>>2694595
I didn't cause it this time.
>>2694592
She has yet to prove to me otherwise.
>>2694595
Day 3
>>2694595
With my "Punisher" gone, no one can stop me!
>>2694601
She's not listening.
>>2694607
I don't exactly have the means to do so....
I'm doomed if I can't bribe her, aren't I?
>>2694609
Well, she's already outlasted me.
>>2694607
But you don't have Sakuya.
Did Adachi finally fuck off?
>>2694620
no, he just does other avas so autists like you shut the fuck up
>>2694620
Hopefully.
>>2694592
No, it's you blabbering nonsense again, but then again, everyone but me and sometimes Marisa would be the only ones to talk some sense.
>>2694613
Running in the halls is against the rules.
>>2694613
You humans find this gesture offensive in some way. I thought I would make clear of what I feel towards you.
>>2694615
Not of her doing though.
>>2694613
>>2694613
Night 3~!
>>2694614
I-I'll get you next time then!
Remember when Cirno and Alice were the only touhous?
>>2694615
Well that shrine is important to her so helping repair it would get you on her good side.
>>2694616
Sakuya is about. Where she is currently I do not know.
>>2694613
>Insert mean looks directed at Reimu here
>>2694636
Do any of you even talk?
Press the fist button to pet the dog
>>2694636
Shut up, ghost, I'm hunting...
>>2694605
cute
>>2694636
>>2694636
...I-I bet you could graft that onto an amputee...
>>2694649
There is no fist button.
>>2694605
Another annoying Scarlet Weather incident.
>>2694601
Do I have to pay you?
>>2694640
>defiling the sanctity of Dark Souls with little girl touhou bullshit
Two nukes was not enough.
>>2694626
It's NOT nonsense!? How is anything of what I said nonsense?
>>2694631
True...but still.
>>2694640
She's already fixed it....
>>2694643
I...huh?
>>2694649
>presses the second button
>kicks the dog
S-Shit...
>>2694636
I don't even want to think who it is!
>>2694636
Day 4!
Aikawa kills somebody.
>>2694658
Nah I'm playing until dawn with some friends.
A button came up to punch a wolf and one of them thought it was Petting them.
I made friends with him. I called him DMX.
>>2694658
>presses your big red button
>>2694668
Get your own, scrub.
>>2694676
>>>/erp/
Bring her with you.
>>2694668
Maybe this will all be over when I wake up again.
>>2694668
>>2694662
Oh. Well you're pretty much done for then.
>>2694660
>A-Anon...
>>2694664
Dogs are not for kicking.
>>2694662
>>2694626
>Flying in the distance with my camera out.
>>2694668
The only way I can wish this is with the help of another.
>>2694671
Ah. It sounds cute.
>>2694662
Then you can not say she is stronger than you if you haven't met in battle. If anything, she is more lucky than you.
>>2694668
Night 4
A SHAMEFUL DEATH FOR ONE OF YOU!
A... A SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!
What image size would be required to fill the screen with the Stylish customiser?
>>2694659
That is bad. Make sure you do a good job sorting everything out for me ok?
>>2694697
Any image...
But I use Photoshop because it is more flexible and more dynamic
>>2694680
>not pressing big red buttons
pleb
>>2694695
...I feel like...someone's trying to....MEME ON ME!
>>2694660
Now wait for the pony mods.
>>2694695
You broke your vows and now it's time to pay!
>>2694676
*Presses the edge of her sword into your chest*
Do not attempt to attack me.
>>2694660
Touhou has an crossover with literally everything, don't get butthurt now
>drops the soap
>bends down to pick it up
>>2694697
about 7000x700 I think?
>>2694701
>size
I'm using it and my images are smol, so the same image fills the screen except there's 100s of it
>>2694668
I thought the button was the way to use this spell card!
>>2694643
Aya?
>>2694692
So that was you.
>Holds up the pictures.
>>2694662
I never own a turtle or had a turtle by my side.
>>2694700
Are you really planning on causing another incident?
>>2694694
He's bloody adorable.
He is for pets.
>>2694695
>>2694712
>inserts my penis into your vagina and jumps up and down to arouse you
sex
>>2694711
>an crossover
>>2694659
No, I do not require payment!
>>2694615
She is to me, it's understandable she does not listen to the accused.
>>2694717
I wish I could see it.
>>2694714
Thanks anon!