HG thread
The creature attacks again. Though it is less effective than last time.
So when are we fukin?
>>2692891
Hmm... Human.
Been a while since I heard that word..
>>2692905
No fluffball can't take down the Guardian of Hell!
>>2692891 (Luck youkai guy)
>Pulls hat to normal position
I just wish it wouldn't be so pointless a loss. I don't even know how I "died", I don't even think I broke anything.
>>2692905
Well, it was still a quarter of the remaining competitors.
>>2692905
After being attacked two time, the remaining three take to resting.
>>2692916
Now.
>>2692925
HEY GUESS WHAT, MARIA? YOU ARE GOING TO END SECOND AGAIN
>>2692928
Sounds like a plan
>Starts stripping
>>2692919
Well I never heard a human call another human "human" before, mostly "dude" "mate" or "pal".
>>2692921
Well? It's a mystery that we'll not carry to the grave because we don't really die that way.
>>2692925
Is this necessary?
>>2692947
>>2692944
...By the way, there's been an impersonator for a shrine maiden running around placing muting seals on youkai. Mostly me.
>>2692950
They probably had a lot of stress worked up after all of that. Comfort food, I think the humans call it.
>>2692950
The final three. All in districts multiple of three. Almost all of them with three kills.
Naruse, Pillow also Ceberus. Duel Final. Finish it up.
>>2692961
Oh, simple solution to that, wear a mask, if the seal goes to your mask, remove the mask, and why does everyone want to bully you? Are you the bringer of bad fortune?
>>2692944
Pretty much that.
And besides... Been living in the demon world for far too long.
>>2692963
I got this.
>Ruff!
>Yeah! You have this is the bag!
>>2692963
waifu body pillow will win, my singles told me so
>>2692963
>>2692932
Are you sure about that?
>>2692961
I was under the impression none of them were human.
>>2692993
The girl carrying a corpse wins.
>>2692993
You know what screw this sword.
>Throws it away and shatters your sword then your skull.
>>2692979
They could just put it anywhere on my body other than the hat and it'd do the same thing, I think.
...They just seem to not like me. I don't even know what kind of youkai I am, it's been so long.
>>2692993
I think the person wearing the pillow was....
>>2693000
Congratulations, miss!
And thank you for having us, Miss Ramlethal. Even after that...disaster.
>>2693000
Boooooooo! And kek
>>2692993
>You spoke too soon boss!
I know. Congrats and thanks for hosting...Ruff.
>>2692993
Congratulations, Maria
>>2693009
Thanks for hosting
>>2693000
Thanks for hosting.
perhaps.
Been a while since I actually play these games
>>2693000
>>2693009
Congratulations.
Thank you for hosting.
>>2693009
Thanks for hosting.
>>2693007
>>2693011
>>2693012
>>2693017
Why thank you~
>>2692993
Maria and Riri are the queens of dead hours
>>2693009
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2692980
Ah, a fellow demon, nice to see more here.
>>2693000
Thanks for hosting.
And congratulations to the Sex Demon.
>>2693007
>pats head
Don't you worry, big brother Sanmoto will keep you safe now.
>>2693021
Congrats, eh?
>>2693021
Haru is dead... DEAD
>>2693026
And a thank you to you also~
>>2693026
For all I know I could be older than you.
>>2693026
Nope....
Not a demon.
I am a human.
Wow you're pretty gullible.
>>2693027
Heeey, thanks spoopy ghost.
>>2693021
>>2693009
Sure
>>2693028
Which one? The one from that Free anime or Nepgear's Haru?
>>2693033
How many thousands of years are you?
>>2693037
Wait you lied?
>>2693051
I never really bothered counting.
>>2693051
I am a human... But I was sealed in the rift of the world. Along with the Demon King...
>>2693002
Sword throwing is my job!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CIXCL5VR9Ho
>>2693048
The one from Yosuga no Sora
>>2693068
>readies electric fly swatter
>>2693087
>Aikawa
Thread ruined. Everybody go home.
>>2693074
And I can do it too!
>>2693093
Thank you
>>2693093
>>2693068
Well my nickname is "Young Master" so I won't be surprise if I am younger than you.
>>2693071
Demon king? What a snob, no one should be a king to demons, too much trouble and way too rude.
>>2693009
Thank you for the game!
>>2693093
THANKS AWAKAWAIKO
>>2693109
It was a pleasure.
>>2693087
...Hm?
>>2693104
I just know that my mistress is among the most ancient youkai around.
>She shrugs, slowly standing up
>>2693124
Try cutting THIS with your scythe.
>>2693104
Demon king titles are passed down to the most powerful demons in the demon world.
So I can't deny that.
This guy tried to rule the entire world so yeah. I stopped him.
But in exchange.... I am stuck there forever alongside that king....
>>2693126
You are leaking.
>>2693100
>throws dual swords
Take that!
>btw, I got ahold of Ta
>>2693124
Then it's simple, ask her how old are you.
>>2693131
Well atleast you can beat him up everytime you want now.
>>2693093
>not wanting to adopt Aikawa
>>2693140
Don't worry, I'll be fine! This happens all the time.
>passes out from blood loss
>>2693129
>Cleaves it in two just above your grip on the handle
...Okay?
>>2693149
She probably didn't bother counting, either...plus, she'd just spend most of her time asleep. Even then, she and I aren't really in contact right now.
>>2693148
>Good, she never got around to messaging me about it.
>Dodges
Well that wasn't that bad.
>>2693129
>open hosthelper
>4chan dies for two hours
THANKS AKAWAKA
>>2693165
>newfag
>>2693149
Nah. I always can beat him up whenever.
He's... actually kind of childish now that I noticed.
>>2693157
Will I have to clean up this mess?
>>2693169
>>newfag
the new secret board is /oldfcg/
>>2693160
What the hell, it was supposed to electrocute you!
Wait, that handle is made of wood, huh?
>>2693168
>post in thread
>4chan dies for two hours just a minute later
no problem
So, are y'all in need of a (G)host?
>>2693160
Well that's just sad now, she must know something atleast.
>>2693172
Oh, well that's kinda expected from leaders, kinda like me.
Does anyone have any school-related events they'd like to share?
>>2693177
>>>newfag
>>2693191
(Player1) shoves (Player2) into a locker.
>>2693182
Let me have sex with your face.
>>2693176
>>2693157
Let's just take her for her word.
>>2693182
Of course it is!
...Besides, I cut where you were holding it, anyways.
>>2693185
Not that there's any way I could show my face around her with how I've been.
>>2693183
It'd certainly be appreciated.
>>2693183
Pls host
>>2693185
>cracks fist
Are you happen to be a demon king?
>>2693191
Player1 fails his/her1 class.
He/she1 gets disowned
>>2693201
uuhh...
What a waste.
>>2693199
No.
I love you all
Except Josh
>>2693208
Ah, the classic Gogo/Ocelot event.
>>2693197
>>>>newfag
>>2693201
What do you mean? Are you disgraced?
>>2693207
What? No I just manage a fake hotel with a bunch of Youkai.
>>2693215
Fuck Josh.
>>2693216
>>2693201
Fine. Lucifero, stop. We can not get rid of the body.
>>2693215
Too right, fuck that guy.
How do you talk to an ava you like that doesn't talk much?
>>2693191
(Player1) places a love letter into (Player2)'s locker.
>>2693198
>>2693208
>Vielen Dank.
>>2693232
Reply to them, give them your (You)s
>>2693232
say hello
>>2693232
who is it
>>2693232
call out for him like you have aspergers
>>2693221
>(10^80)newfag
>>2693232
Pester them with kindness until they talk back.
Worked for me. At least for a short while.
>>2693247
Ok let me try:
SAAAAAAAAANYAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2693232
>Try to engage them in an interesting way.
>>2693210
What'd you expect?
>>2693222
Not...officially, I suppose, but in a sense.
>>2693229
...I never even noticed that thing before.
>>2693191
>(Player1) sneaks in to (Player2)'s class and goofs around all period.
>>2693238
>>2693248
>May2016fags
>>2693262
>tfw you would respond with a meme but deleted the Sanya folder
>>2693248
>(3x10^8)newfag
>>2693222
Ahhh....
>puts fists away
At least you don't cause trouble.
Because you know when you cause trouble....
>looks at her eerily
>>2693232
You sit around and cry
>>2693262
...
>Sanya
>>2693262
...
Hello?
WE
>>2693265
That it would shock you of course, because that blade is made of metal. And you couldn't resist not cutting it.
>>2693287
WUZ
>>2693287
(You)
>>2693268
>tfw a March2016 fag
>>2693265
Don't you worry, you look more than capable, atleast you're not a kappa.
>>2693273
I get sent to the police?
>>2693232
Love 'em and talk to them while they're around, and make 'em feel welcome. Then, hopefully, they'll want to talk to you as well.
>>2693265
Most people don't. They are the tools of a tool. Utterly unnoticeable.
>We carry your weapons!
Silence.
>>2693296
W-What did you do to me?
>>2693297
>That's just me memeing m80, I don't actually judge people by what month they're from.
>It's nothing to be ashamed of
>tfw sudden deleted posts
Did that filtered Sanya shit appear again?
>>2693300
Nope...
I bully you~
>>2693318
(You)
>>2693318
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÁNYAAAAAA
>>2693318
>that one autist that keeps shilling his filter
>>2693160
My unbreakable greatswords! Hey were one of a kind!
... good thing I got the 4 pack
>>2693297
>December
>>2693316
It's okay, I know
>>2693318
It's ok, I sent them back to the hole
>Kamina Gumb
>>2693297
>tfw 2018fag
>>2693322
That sounds very very bad for me.
>>2693330
>Bikko is a December 2016 fa
TIME TRAVEL
>>2693300
Yeah, but they're technologically-advanced, at least where I'm from.
...The last time I saw her, she called me trash and kicked me.
>>2693290
Well, you asked me to, that time.
>>2693304
...It can talk? Reminds me of the things we used to summon to help defend the manor.
>>2693327
>>2693161
...Huh?
>Wrong person I assume?
>>2693297
>tfw August
also check out this neat pic of Jonathan I found
>Does a fuck on your penor stick
>>2693344
Time travel powers would be cool.
>>2693347
Why do you call yourself punching bag but try not to be punched
>>2693334
G-Good
Meanwhile, in the legion of TRASH
>>2693351
>is conflicted between the emotions inconvenienced and aroused
>>2693347
Really? She sounds like a bad leader, no such leader should do that even to their most incompetent servants.
>>2693297
>tfw april 2015
>>2693348
Nigga u gay
>>2693343
You don't sound like you're convinced at all...
>>2693370
I'll lead you into hell fuckboi
>>2693347
They were originally familiars to the previous Valentine and could also speak. They don't say anything of worth.
>>2693375
They told me its best not to show fear to the face of a threat.
>>2693367
You know you like it~
>>2693361
Because that's me being harsh on myself.
>>2693370
Thanks for the delicate wording, there....
She was probably just in a bad mood. Someone likely stepped on a flower or something when she was around. I probably deserve worse, at that.
>>2693378
"Previous"?
>>2693376
I've already been to the underworld
>>2693376
Where he'll find me!
>And us! Ruff!
>>2693373
shut up Dean
Are you working on any other avas?
>>2693391
One is enough for me
>>2693387
Can I be harsh on you too? I sure can.
>>2693348
My word!
>>2693387
That is what I stated. I am the second Valentine to be created.
>>2693297
>tfw may 2015
>tfw almost reached the anniversary of a tragedy
>>2693391
>Mizore and someone else.
>>2693381
....................
>looks away
Damn.... this girl is good
>looks back at her
Well then who teach you that?
>>2693232
I'll wait for a game event we share together and milk that, unless of course he/ignores it which happens quite often.
>>2693391
>>2693403
I'd rather you not.
>>2693417
Oh! I'd nearly forgotten you weren't born....How silly of me.
>>2693391
>Not planning to.
>>2693455
Hmm... okay, bye.
>>2693444
WITCH-CHAN
>>2693458
Sendou Yukari, to be exact!
>>2693457
...Farewell.
>>2693347
I threw the swords.at Maria
>or did I quote you by accident on that post? I thought you just intercepted them
>>2693469
What's a circlejerk?
>>2693391
>>2693455
It is something I don't bring up often. She was, as a friend said, a pretty big deal when she was around.
>>2693391
>Todd is my newest one
>>2693480
I'd assume for much the same "purpose" as your own was?
>>2693473
>You did indeed, the latter.
>>2693480
Tit-chan on the left has big tits
>>2693469
Having Yukari here is more than enough.
>>2693478
I will tell you when you're older.
>>2693493
That's my future wife you're talking about, you crass bastard.
>>2693469
Junko's going to be part of it so get ready to pledge absolute alliance to her character or be subjected to her private message bitchings and hate as she tries to find someone more fitting to complete her circlejerk where she can be on top.
>>2693498
>knocks you ounot anymore kid
>>2693494
I'm actually very mature already! I don't have the time to argue you, so I'll let you win this time snow cone!
>>2693500
wew lad
>>2693500
Oh boy.
Rev up these shitposting canons, we got work to do comrades.
>>2693491
Correct. Much like me and El, she was made as a tool of destruction. And being the first of the Valentines made everyone fear us.
>>2693493
You are observant. El does the most generous chest out of me, her and the others.
>>2693500
thisisbait.jpeg
>>2693529
You have a nice chest on you as well. I prefer smaller breasts. It compliments your body very well
>>2693532
Truth and bait. Trub8.
>>2693529
Oh? I wasn't aware you had any other..."sisters", Miss Ramlethal?
>>2693512
You gave up so easily. I can already hear the wedding bells of our wedding. I will invite you and the others as a guest.
>>2693551
>he doesn't know Junko doesn't give a shit where she is on a jerk, she only avas what she wants to fuck
>>2693547
Thank you I suppose. I don't see how my sister can fight with those in the way,
>>2693554
Oh? I thought I told you about El? She is the third Valentine to surface so far. She looks dainty but she is as powerful as me.
>>2693592
What does she fight with? Does she have swords like you?
>>2693592
I can't say I remember such.
>>2693601
Guns. It oddly compliments the rose motif she has.
>>2693616
She is supposed to turn up here apparently. You will see what I am talking about.
>>2693631
Rose motif? Her outfit?
>>2693387
You do not deserve anything close to that, don't you let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>2693428
The Youkai of course.
(Player1) conjures a blue stake and launches it to (Player2). The stake blows (Player2)'s brains out and showering (Player3) it's contents.
Am I too sadistic of where I am going with the events?
>>2693643
Stop asking us and host
>>2693643
I forgot to remove the and...
I will do that later~!
>>2693650
Will do~!...
Soon.
>>2693643
>If you do plan on using it, the tenses are off.
>It should say:
>(Player1) conjures a blue stake and launches it at (Player2). The stake blows (Player2)'s brains out and the contents shower on (Player3).
>>2693631
Well, I'll have to keep an eye out for people with that name, I'm sure she'll be enjoyable company indeed.
>>2693641
I couldn't stop a shrine maiden and a magician from getting past me....There was so much collateral damage from her fight against the former.
>>2693643
>"in it's contents", I believe. But be as brutal as you feel like.
>>2693643
I wanna fug Kongou
>>2693665
>>2693666
Yeah I notice the grammars a bit off.
I am at the editing stage right now.
>>2693673
Shut up そして Die~!
>>2693640
She always carry a bouquet of them. They contain a rifle in them.
>>2693666
With how she is, she would be more enjoyable than me.
>>2693666
Well, what can you do, sometimes they are too powerful.
>starts jerking off
>>2693643
>>2693654
>flicks
(Player1) cuts off (Player2)'s arms and pushes (him/her2) into the ocean
Would you murder someone for eating a steak well done?
>>2693692
Yes
>>2693686
Is this going to be a regular occurence?
>>2693692
That's an assinine reason to commit murder.
>>2693673
Same senpai
>>2693692
>But that is my favorite way to have steak.
>>2693692
>I was about to murder someone...
>who eats a well done steak in front of my fucking face in a steak house.... WITH A FUCKING KETCHUP
>>2693703
>cooms on you
>>2693706
We can't be friends any longer.
>>2693708
A ketchup?
>>2693684
You're very enjoyable qt. And she always carries flowers? Seems a little silly
>>2693708
>KETCHUP
>not eating your steaks raw and alive
>>2693706
>Bloody and mooing. If you need steak sauce, that means they fucked up your steak. MIDWEST, BABY!
>>2693684
Hey, I'm the one who's mean to be harsh on themselves, here.
>>2693685
I couldn't hold a candle to either of them....And they're so much stronger, now.
>>2693706
>But that is my favorite way to have steak.
>>2693710
>He sidesteps before the degenerate's fluid comes into contact with him.
What the hell is wrong with you?
>>2693708
>tfw I do that
>tfw no one will talk to you
>>2693730
Iida~
>>2693706
What fucking cancer.
>>2693725
I want to flick and bully Kongou so she is more of a cute
>>2693715
>My english are off right now.
>I have gone full retard because of my physics test this morning.
>>2693736
>You're dead to me.
>>2693725
That sounds better~! But I do not want to watch you guys do the action!
>>2693721
Well? It's a matter of training and tune, I believe in you.
>eating steak
>not being a vegan
>>2693730
>catches fluid
>slaps you with coom-covered hand
>>2693740
I would thoroughly enjoy discussing the rules, and since my usual companion is MIA, I would not mind it at all if you substituted for them!
>>2693741
Aizawa?
>>2693751
>vegan
>>2693740
>tfw gonna fail english
at least I'll pass history, maybe...
>>2693749
I guess now I might be able to handle how they were back then. I was really out of practice back then, as well....
>She shrugs to herself
>go to the park
>see people fucking in a distance, they don't notice me
Is it illegal to record this?
>>2693756
I love you Iida
>>2693755
>He moves backwards.
This will be nigh impossible, I hope you know that. Do so little of you actually know my quirk?
>>2693771
Akane? Quit messing with me.
>>2693714
>I apologize anonymous. Maybe we can get over this one day.
>>2693720
>It would be the only way my moth would cook. I have always grown to like it from that.
>>2693728
>Not you too.
>>2693742
></3
>>2693716
A cutie? It is silly. I have to assume she is hoping for a wedding so she can throw them.
>>2693721
I am just stating. Her personality would lend to more people liking her.
>>2693767
In the name of journalism it's legal to record anything happening in a public area.
If not just say it was a prank bro.
>>2693775
Fuck me iida
>>2693777
She'd be throwing fire arms though
>>2693767
it's probably illegal to fuck in public so if someone catches you say it's evidence and you're doing your civic duty
>>2693781
Sickening. Get out of my face, degenerate.
