The Despair Games LXIX!
Go!
Matsuda
>>2685035
Ikusaba
Machi
>>2685035
Utsutsu
>>2684992
I hope she comes back soon...she knew you were joking, right?
Kurumi
Nowi
Koyomi Araragi
>>2685035
Asuka
Sanae Kochiya
Sakura
Ringabel
>>2685024
There's that thick skin. Maybe I'd see this as a good challenge.
>>2685035
King Kaito
The Tattletale Strangler
Bored Frost
>>2685026
I think you need to hee-repeat what you just hee-said, hee-ho.
>>2685035
American Bald Eagle
>>2685035
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2685035
Ririchiyo
Luluco
>thanks based junko <3
Eiko Aizawa
Sans
Shalashaska
World Class Cooking
Mikan Tsumiki
>>2685035
Mondo Oowada
Mami Tomoe
>>2685035
Boba Fett
Classy Raven
Shinmyoumaru Sukuna
Casey Neistat
Problem Sleuth
Furry Porn
Sliver Queen
Stocking
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Squid Girl
Benny Goodman
LEELOO DALLAS MOOLTIPASS
Nanami Aoyama
Kirigiri
>>2685035
Mahiru Koizumi
>>2685075
ÃŽ asked whether you're a robotized plushie or something else.
Iida Tenya
>>2685035
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2685074
>tattles
Mii Swordfighter
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
>>2685084
The presentation is excellent but there's actually very little food here
>>2685035
Polt!
>>2685120
...I'm a snowman, hee-ho.
Anime Remover Mod Ash
Jetsream sam
>blink
>miss another game
JoJo
Xth for junkos legs
>>2685067
>bait games
>suddenly tulpafag
gib spot pls
>>2685134
A snowman? So you're actually made of snow? That doesn't sound very believable.
>>2685158
okie
>>2685072
Maybe? What's stopping you, hmm?
>>2685021
Luck? You think it's by luck that I've come this far? *smirk* I think it's your own struggle with...how'd you put it? The hopeless truth of inadequacy.
>>2685041
We'll see just how ready you are. I hope you're used to not being able to do eagle things all the time.
>>2685130
You might want to menacingly ask people until they give up the desired information. That usually works.
>>2685158
ok deal no betray
>>2685147
precious piggy thighs > junko legs
>>2685144
Yeah it sucks. Oh well.
Roster! Bring any swaps to this post!
>>2685144
>>2685187
False alarm! I'm the last one it seems, better late then never!
IVAN CHESNOKOV
>>2685196
Good luck Mukuro.
>>2685196
Looks great
>>2685196
>>2685199
If you would be so kindly miss.
Please provide this sir with my spot, thank you!
>>2685160
Hee-oh really now? Well, punch me or something, hee-ho. You should feel 100% snow, ho!
>>2685196
Oh, I'm stuck with her, ho...Well, hope this is a good game, ho.
>>2685196
So we're skipping people on purpose now?
>>2685196
swap
>>2685087
>>2685144
>>2685196
>>2685073
>>2685144
Swap me for sam please
>>2685196
>>2685197
Ah, a 36 slot fight. I'll just go and cut trees or something...
>>2685196
>>2685123
See this beautiful girl ? Give her my spot, please
>>2685061
I'm not sure, I don't recall speaking to her afterward. Though I heard she was a bit torn up about it.
I also heard that she's still considering the offer, so who knows.
>>2685174
That's a good question.
>winks
>>2685196
Looks beautiful, dearest hostess.
Let's begin.
>>2685213
THANKS FOR SPOT GIRL WITH BAD HANDLING
>>2685174
And remind them to come up with something in case they didn't?
I'd rather not.
>>2685174
To think it was purely luck would be preposterous. Anyone could see that. As for your second comment, I have fully accepted this dark truth, and whoever has the skill to destroy me may do so when they please.
>>2685222
What people?
>>2685222
Don't you know about our favorite cherry-picking host, the lovely Junko-chan?
>>2685196
Looks good!
O shit waddup
>>2685239
It is no problem, sir.
I don't want to disappoint anyone and I doubt Madoka, Sayaka, Kyoko or Homura are here so I can just rest for a bit as a mentor.
>>2685211
You really believe in that kind of thing?
>>2685219
Punch you? Why would I punch you?
I will touch you however.
...
okay, that really is snow.
>>2685222
Tulpa's are not real
>>2685223
>>2685227
>>2685230
And out of nowhere god send his angles undercover and a mircale happens! Thank you thank you!
>>2685260
I believe in you.
>>2685067
>>2685196
>skipping Tulpafag's Asuka because he plays her better than you.
Swaps are cut off! Stand by please!
>>2685222
If only you were a person.
>>2685251
>thinking I won't skip this moron
Made me laugh a bit. Thanks!
>>2685196
Looks decent enough. My district might be a little bit troubling... I might just start off early and kill the both of them before anything even happens~!
EL CHAPO
I AM THE GOD
>>2685235
*glares* Clear out whatever it is in your eye, then give me a good answer.
>>2685240
But then you'd have the chance to grind them into dust, or something.
>>2685243
So you are ahead of the curve in that regard. It might be better to keep you around to see just how well you've come to terms with it.
>>2685261
Hee-see? I wouldn't lie, hee-ho! Oh, I forgot to tell you my name, hee-ho! The name's Jack Frost, but most call me Jack!
>>2685196
Let's be off
>>2685255
Dat boiii
>>2685244
Me.
>>2685251
No, I don't know about her. But I can tell she's already a vapid cunt.
>>2685272
It's kind of hilarious, actually.
>>2685273
Thanks for reminding us why you were a shit host in the first place.
>>2685235
Sh-She's really considering it...?
>>2685196
Looks fine.
are we memeing?
I wanna meme
>>2685255
WADDUUUPP
>>2685286
Raven?
You do not really expect me to be that kind of pony, do you?
>>2685257
HOW CAN BE MENTOR IF CAN'T REMOVE FINGER FROM TRIGGER?
>>2685307
no deal
>cody
>>2685307
We're always memeing
>>2685286
I won't die standing there, obviously. I'll put up a fight to confirm my weakness. Once it is done, my eradication would be inevitable.
However, none with quite enough power to do so have emerged from their hiding in my knowledge.
I want to violently rape Muffet while rubbing Boba Fetts feet
If you want this place to be saved you have to elect me as empress.
http://wallpapereditor.com/
Rate each others' avas.
>>2685309
WAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUP!?
Good luck to all of my precious students.
>>2685315
>Sadism, Nihlism, and a superiority complex.
My god.
>>2685327
We are far beyond saving, don't even bother
>>2685286
The answer shall always be yes.
>>2685303
I believe so.
Why do you ask?
Shitpost time?
>>2685337
And with a wicked sense of humor
>>2685336
>>2685255
Show me the band-aids, right now! You can't be trusted not to pull them off.
>>2685287
Jack, how come you're not melting?
It's pretty warm around here!
>>2685336
You destroyed my only way of escaping!
>>2685327
ONLY IF TAKE NAME ROMANOV
>>2685336
ONLY NEED MOSIN AND COSMOLINE
>>2685336
I'm more than prepared for this. Soon all of you will be perishing and enjoying an eternal rest~!
>>2685329
.
>>2685354
Hee-I'm not lying, it's magic, hee-ho! Also, I'm made out of this snow-like stuff that only melts if I am on fire, hee-ho!
>>2685310
As far as I'm concerned, withholding cake is just a small step down from that.
>>2685315
It would be inevitable, unless I decided to let you live. Do you think I'd let you out of your failure that easily?
>>2685339
If that's the answer to "what's stopping you?", then you might want to try again. I'll wait.
>>2685339
N-No reason.
>>2685342
>cute, he's alright, you need to play her more, cute, uh
>>2685336
I'm going to die early again, aren't I...
>>2685329
Since you asked so nicely.
This is already boring
what are you all listening to?
>also zulf, polt, internationale and shalem, shayne and aurox
>>2685329
>>2685384
I need that first stocking picture
NOW
>>2685329
IF DUBS I'LL POST 2 SECRET AVAS
>>2685269
You should really worry about yourself. Right now you're just a distraction.
>>2685336
That's not allowed.
Not only that, but this isn't some movie, your flimsy raft will just be torn apart by the ocean waves.
>>2685400
>Here you go, fampai
>kissu
>>2685397
I'll make sure that these little toys will work out just fine. I might even make a few little bombs or two to make it end all the sooner for you mortals.
>>2685397
I've failed you too many times, Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako
>>2685405
IF DUBS I'LL POST 3 SECRET AVAS
>>2685384
Precious piggy mikan/10
Oh yeah, the others are okay too, I guess.
>>2685397
Is cruel and unusual punishment
>>2685380
Er..there's nothing "stopping" me necessarily.
>>2685382
You wouldn't happen to be considering it too, would you?
>>2685390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyfJlcrN09w
>>2685397
You know it's kinda cute at this angle..
>>2685329
>Rolling for this, but I'll post them all.
>>2685405
>>2685384
I love all of them desu
>>2685397
Are you looking for anything in especific?
I host next ok deal
>>2685329
>>2685397
Let's look for some weapons; I can't find any over here.
>>2685396
TAKE A SHIT SAMA
>>2685425
>I could make a pretty good guess as to what's making you add "for the most part."
>>2685432
>Kissu
>>2685425
>Stocking is my best character, desu baka senpai.
>>2685397
That wasn't a normal doggie, the further away it goes the best
>>2685397
Don't you have something better to do other than following me around asking these stupid questions?
>>2685397
Hee-this island is crap, hee-ho.
>>2685425
>Yeah, it is.
>>2685419
OH YEA? IF I GET DUBS, I'LL POST ALLLLL OF MY SECRET AVAS
>>2685376
That makes no sense, but I'll believe it.
>>2685419
assist
>>2685380
>He snickers.
That would imply you could destroy me. If you can, letting me live would be a fatal lapse of judgement. Mercy is reserved for the weak, those who cower under the truly powerless "rulers" of this world. Sickening.
>>2685292
>I can tell she's already a vapid cunt.
You catch on quick. She gets buttmad over pretty much anything that offends her and reacts with her passive/aggressive bitchcraft.
You rule, Asukafag.
What'sup folks? The Ghost is back.
Anybody need a spook?
>>2685397
Really now, I just want someone who can wield a sword correctly. 10 Seconds of action is all I'm asking.
>>2685457
It's not...what you think it is. I've simply been journaling our lives spent in this hellhole they call a school.
>>2685405
>>2685419
>>2685461
do it fags
>>2685457
Dumb questions are lethal, who would have thought.
>>2685468
Wow you're so mad.
>>2685461
OH YEAH!?
IF I GET DUBS I'LL TAKE A BATH WITH MY FUCKING TOASTER!
>>2685436
no deal
>>2685431
Of course not! What are you saying...
>>2685397
I knew it...
>>2685462
Hee-do you have a better explanation, hee-ho? So, what's up with the camera, hee-ho?
>>2685457
Wai-Wait, don't run away!
OH SHIT
DUBS
>>2685472
The ghost?
oh my god
>post yfw Ghost is Ghost
>>2685457
It was a story about how both of you found a dragon egg and raised the baby like it was your own
>>2685457
Oopsie~
Skipped one.
dubs
>>2685329
Meet the Defect team.
>>2685479
u mad bro?
I've decided to humor you before your collective demise.
>>2685463
NO, ASSIST ME! ASSIST ME ANON!
>>2685397
There's something off about this water...
>>2685431
Go on, then. I'm right here. Give me your best shot.
>>2685457
You're lucky that I don't hold any grudges, Kaito.
>>2685466
Yadda, yadda, yadda. Which guy in a mask is drooling over himself for the chance to fight me? If anything, you're at my mercy until we start to tango.
>>2685480
Boo.
>>2685492
The one true Ghost.
Though shalt not have any Ghosts beside me.
>>2685384
Pretty good taste in girls
>>2685376
Glad to know we have a few one onlys
>>2685396
Good start
>>2685410
>Mika is link
Well took me by surprise
>>2685438
>taurus is free
How the fuck did i not realize
>>2685479
>le u mad maymay
Ah, ya got me, Junko
Nah this is funny as fuck
>>2685436
We ending time? I'm prepared and I'll love it more than anything else. Some eternal despair wouldn't hurt~!
>>2685329
>
>>2685457
I must've been altering time seeing that I'm removed this fast. There was bound to-
>>2685499
Hmm, I'll get my revenge on you, little girl. Just wait when I skip this timeline to revert this eternal sleep~!
>>2685472
>Swings a handheld fan at you
Begone! I can't cut through death things like you.
>>2685457
>>2685475
Do me a good favor here and write how I'm gonna cut through all of you, because that's totally what is going to happen.
>>2685457
Did you have to kill me offscreen?!
>>2685499
This is a little bit worse!
>>2685425
FUCK IT, IF I GET DUBS I WILL REVEAL ALL OF MINE TOO
>>2685499
Hmph. You can run, but you can't hide.
>>2685503
THE WIZARD OF UH'S!
>>2685525
If i get dubs, i quit HG
>>2685513
>Baron I hope that was a joke.
>>2685468
Tulpafag's best Asuka tbqh.
>>2685499
NO! NOT NEED FANCY FOOD!
>>2685509
Except for cake related grudges.
>>2685499
O-Oh...well, so-sorry about that, I-I was just seeing how it wor-...o-oh, its dead...
Quads and everyone reveals their secret avas
>>2685533
Hey man, enjoy life. You took the first step to something much better.
>>2685499
It wasn't me, I swear! And what kind of double standard is that, having death as a punishment?!
>>2685533
Goodbye friends, I have sealed my own fate
>>2685533
Ufufu... Enjoy what little time you have left, mortal.
>>2685517
I'm not dead you nitwit. Put that toy away!
OH SHI-
QUADS
>>2685499
Nooooow we're back on track. Sorry about that!
>>2685553
>>2685485
Well, it certainly seemed that way, though I won't hold it against you.
>>2685509
Raven, I...are you not, already taken by another? Contrary to most beliefs, I'm not like that.
>>2685517
Not after I pierce the hearts of women amany!
>>2685535
>it wasnt
>>2685533
Who are you so I can kill you myself
>>2685553
why not just dubs?
>>2685487
No, I don't.
The camera is for taking pictures, I'm a photographer after all.
>>2685534
What are you smiling for? It's not funny at all.
They say nobody's perfect
I say thats a load of shit
How are you doing on this fine evening friends?
>>2685565
A Garbage can is the same thing as a clinic, right? cause that's where you're going.
>>2685499
>>2685550
Shh! The little girl is sleeping! Let her stay like this so I don't have to cate care of her.
>>2685562
I heard the word "ghost" and that tells me you don't belong here anymore.
>>2685533
>>2685565
>Cherrypicking
Hosh was right about you :^)
>>2685565
stupid trees and stupid gravity
>>2685577
>Who are you so I can kill you myself
I AM YOU!
>>2685600
Ah, Nowi! I believe I owe you an apology.
>>2685577
>I-I never even hide that. And stated it multiple times over the year..
>>2685606
This is the real assist here
>>2685565
I don't require a date in the first place and I doubt even more that some bird knows anything about dates.
>>2685588
I agree. I mean I still exist.
>>2685580
Photographer? What, is that your hee-job or something, or just a hee-hobby?
>>2685596
...
>>2685576
>>2685565
Then that means you're not eating that dish right there, yes?
>>2685616
Hmmm? Did you invent gravity?
>>2685596
Oh great, you're one of 'those' idiots.
Look, I was BORN as a Ghost. I was never anything else, alright?
>>2685509
Make your move.
>He stretches out his arms.
I'm as open as a book.
>>2685589
BAD LIKE ALL DAY
>>2685585
I'm sorry, Araragi-kun. You just looked so pathetic I couldn't help myself.
>>2685622
O-oh shit, Should I do it?
>*knock knock*
>>2685630
...What?
>>2685622
o shit waddup
>>2685644
Do it and I'll do mine.
>>2685565
Wow Ivan. This is some sweet irony.
>>2685646
Yes?
>>2685646
There was never a door here
>>2685634
...That's certainly not going in my journal.
>>2685637
No I, pit the blame on you for our death last night, it was completely unjust and I must apologize, I hope this will suffice.
>He pulls a purple and green flower out of his shirt and hands it to you
>>2685657
Too much manga and way too much idiocy to even continue on.
>>2685546
Who's holding a cake-related grudge? I just offered an opinion.
>>2685576
You're right. You don't have a chance. But if you thought you did, what would you say?
>>2685589
Lucky for you that it's evening here. I'm alive. Everything else is icing on the cake. What of you?
>>2685641
*looks at you for a while* Then I'd like to read you, if you don't mind.
>>2685657
I should really blast this door down, but I really don't feel up to it.
>>2685605
The fu- Ah I see.
Parallel universes right?. Hah, finally I get to kill a worthy opponent.
>>2685617
I forget shit easily and i never knew.
>>2685657
It's crawling up my legs!
>>2685630
A hobby. I'm sure I can take it to a job level when I finish school though. I have won various awards.
That reminds me, I have some stuff to do and pictures to develope, I'll be back later!
>>2685592
I'd rather not sleep in your bed like that.
>>2685656
Welp, I needed a good excuse.
>>2685657
IS ALL THAT IS LEFT
MOVE FOR WEAPON AND NOT BE IN SHITHOLE OF CURRENT RUSSIA
I HATE YOU BUT IS ALL THAT IS LEFT
>>2685680
>kill myself so you can't have the honour of killing me
>>2685682
CRAAAAWLING OOOOON MY SKIIIIIN
>>2685690
Implying I'll post mine. Git fucked Ringaladingdong and ur shite taste~
>>2685576
I-I mean...I have thought about it, but there's no way it would actually happen.