/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Steven Quartz Universe Edition
Previous thread: >>2675369
>NEW EPISODES on 12 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
Post best gem
>>2684391
We'll be back, baby!
ECH
>>2684425
You got it.
>>2684425
Definitely not the best, but my favorite.
>>2684425
okay
Okay, but the most important question.
Who's on first?
One week 'til I nut.
Same Old World pretty much confirmed to be airing before Barn Mates now. No idea how that'll work but there you go.
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe/upcoming-episodes/EP01616432?aid=zap2it
I want peridot to reverse-rape me
>>2684458
First what?
Reminder.
3 weeks.
>>2684458
Oh no you don't
>>2684391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clcSEDtHlvI
>>2684425
You got it, Bob
>>2684425
perla
>>2684467
There's no such thing as reverse-rape, it's just rape.
>>2684425
>>2684464
So she will be looking for somewhere to stay and over the course of the episode discovers Steven is where she belongs.
So she stays in the barn.
>>2684391
he reminds me of Ronaldo
>>2684470
How did I not notice this, am I retarded?
>>2684458
That's what I wanna find out; the guy's name. Who's on first?
>>2684470
It's basically canon that Peridot and Lapis are gonna be neutral
>>2684464
Pretty simply. Lapis returns, has an Aladdin-esque adventure with Steven in which she probably sings for the first time, then she comes back and realises Peridot is here and has to deal with it.
>>2684481
He said gem, not meme dorito.
>>2684470
Percy X Pierre is objectively better
>Source: Peridot and Garnet
Remember kids: Greg is a bottom
>still want him to fuck me until I pass out though
>>2684518
>He wouldn't fuck a meme
>>2684517
Wait, is Same Old World a play on A Whole New World?
>>2684559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjGPDNfgXgU
Only if Lapis is singing would it be a good play on that.
>>2684559
Judging by the promo, with all that Steven and Lapis flying together, overlooking beautiful landscapes, probably.
>>2684490
you know what point I was trying to get across
>>2684559
Man, this is THE lapis song episode
>>2684533
>>2684541
NOT
FOR
SEXUAL
>>2684497
>>2684519
But Sapphire and Ruby are Percy and Pierre.
So, I guess that does mean it's canon.
>>2684527
This sort of happened to me once.
>Playing online game
>See a friend of mine getting their ass kicked
>Swoop in and help
>"So, since we're here, wanna team up?"
>"Uhh, in a bit, I'm kind of busy."
>"Doing what?"
>"Masturbating."
>"Would you like help with that?"
It took a full second for me to realize the implications of what I said, but apparently folks I knew found it hilarious. Including the friend in question.
>>2684606
Fug n hug
this is now a paypearl thread
>>2684594
It goddamn better be. I need this.
>>2684579
I hope it's not too direct then, I don't think I want Lapis to sing a parody song. In fact I don't think I want any parody songs in SU.
>>2684532
How long are you gonna do this shit?
>>2684606
Built for sex
>>2684615
why is Steven the cutest gem?
>>2684632
No idea, to be honest.
>>2684661
You're a pederast.
>>2684627
All we have is this Lapis song for now (it's her VA):
http://youtu.be/HvWoudYLUb4
>2:30
WE'RE MALACHITE NOW
>>2684625
>Nose is always cheated to an angle
>This isn't an accident either, yellow pearl spends all her focus and energy, constantly reshaping her mobile form to make sure her nose is always seen from an angle.
>>2684645
Exactly why I don't want it to be a parody song. I mean if it's Disney-esque that's one thing, but the crew's really been hitting the songs lately, it'd be a shame if they took the lazy route.
>>2684696
This makes me want an SU musical.
>>2684696
She's good, but Deedee a best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt1FgpTNI_0
>>2684506
Right Who is on first.
>>2684620
snug n hug
I want Steven to bully me
>>2684704
Not a direct parody but it'll probably be close to disney-esque as you could get without infringing.
>>2684722
n fug
>>2684696
psycho lapis is gift from god
stay crazy, water witch
>>2684721
That's what I'm asking ya.
>>2684702
>>2684722
>>2684729
snug, tug, hug, sug, n fug
>>2684637
no
built for cuddling
>waifufags posting all the fucking time
>a greg faggot post one thing
>someone complain
I thought you were gayer sug
>>2684722
Too bad Peridot's vote is no longer running
>>2684758
no fugs
>>2684777
ur gay, fag
>>2684777
im here and im gay
>>2684777
>Trips confirmed
You need to step up the gAy-Game
>>2684532
I want his cock to murder my ass
>>2684795
yes fugs
>>2684777
Why can't this be real? Why does garnet have to lie all the time?
>no such thing as love at first sight!!
>*ruby sapphire love off the bat*
>fusions are totally a new being!!
>oh I cant date you cause 3's a crowd
>>2684737
Im telling you Who is on first. Whats on second and I dont knows on third.
>>2684784
>suspended campaign
just wait for the contested convention
>>2684814
>Love
>Assuming from the answer
>Even though it's clearly only starting to grow at that point and it could easily be called common curiosity for Garnet
im gay for peridot
>>2684839
me too
>>2684833
>Pearl
>shapeshifting
Doubt
>>2684819
>supporting a canuck conservative killer
>>2684839
I'm str8 for peridot
>>2684818
Now anon, you gonna be the manager of the baseball team?
>>2684839
I'm straight for Lapis dick.
>>2684812
Nu fug
Lapis is next
Lapis is next on the chopping block
Lapis is next to lose all of her dignity and coolness and become a meme for the laughs
>you'll never suck Greg off whilst he sleeps
>>2684879
Maybe fug?
>>2684885
DUDE MEMES LMAO
>>2684885
>being this pessimistic
i hope you regain your enthusiasm with the new episodes anon
>>2684885
I don't even favor those gems but it really needs to only be a one time thing with Peridot.
Hopefully Same Old World clears any doubts.
>>2684885
>>2684885
Lapis meems make me hard
>>2684852
me and peri still keep the cruz sign in the lawn
>>2684898
DUDE SHITPOSTING LMAO
>>2684897
she needs to mature first
>>2684927
Gems don't mature though
>>2684927
She is mature anon
>peridot goes from being a empty, flat character to gaining a personality
>"ugh why did the crewniverse make peridot a meme"
>>2684927
She's a full grown gem.
>>2684943
Yes people won't say that when she ACTUALLY gets a personality.
garmeme amememe memearl memedot lapmeme lazumeme jasmeme memeven
>>2684957
tfw you'll never get 100% of Jasper's dick
>>2684955
WAS FUSING WITH JASPER PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>you'll never have Greg begging for you
>>2684885
Becoming a crystal gem = becoming a faggot
>>2684391
Shit edition
>>2684957
What are you on about? She has a personality. You and others may not like it but its there.
>>2684974
that's a bad dick
>>2684980
Becomes a Crystal Gem requires you to fulfill a moe moment quota so get ready for moe meme Jasper.
Can we agree peridot general is the best thing to happen?
>>2684980
Apparently for newcomers
>>2684986
Yes, she has SUCH a personality when all she does is spout fucking meme shit all the time in her redemption and filler arc.
Get over yourself Perifag, she has none and you ain't got jack to back it up.
>>2684983
>talking Shit about best gem
How many of you niggas believe in Steven?
I believe in Steven!
>>2684999
No. It makes us look bad and spreads shitposts across the board.
>>2684997
Is that so
>>2685004
I love Steven! I want a cute little brother like Steven!
>>2684987
>>2684999
It would be if they stayed there.
>>2685004
I believe he's doing the best he can, is improving, and is still a kid. He has me believing in him for the most part.
>>2685018
>twink Greg
the absolute worst
>>2685043
Will we see a fucking Lapis smile in 2 weeks?
>>2685053
>>2684967
You forgot Yellow Diameme, Comeme, Dr Memeshwaram, Frymeme, Meme and Memeie, Peememe, Memealdo, Memefua, Memey, Memealia, Sour Meme, Memeion, Memeowtail, The Memeker, Memeimemele, Meme Quartz, Memeonoids, Plug Memeonoids, Sarmemeyx, Memeilite, Memepal, Alememerite, Rumeme and Memeire.
>>2685113
What's with this lapis never smiles meme
She has totally make genuine happy smiles. Jasper so far on the otherhand has only made rape smiles, and peridot only had her first non-malicious one in Too Far
>>2685004
I never doubted.
>>2685116
Murdercock can't have a micro-penis. It's not right.
We don't have enough love for yellow pearl
>>2685119
yellow diamond in tha light
>>2685116
could be better
>>2685004
Who in here doesn't Believe in Steven? Steven's pretty much my main nigga.
>>2685150
Don't you support that stupid shit. Bear with the shitposters or ignore their posts.
>>2685150
No
>>2685150
I don't want to be in your containment ghetto nazi
you'll move us into the gas chambers next
>>2685150
Isn't that the same sort of bullshit that got us kicked into /trash/ in the first place?
>>2684885
I mean what we've seen of her in the leaks it seems more like shes just gonna turn into a total grump who hates everything.
I miss the lapis that made fart jokes
>>2685183
Lolzzz
>>2685183
You're already in the ghetto. Thats just your subsection.
>>2685189
Last time was excess hatebase falseflagging us.
The majority of other times though have been extreme shitposting after the hiatus started and hatebase getting their jimmies rustled.
>>2684594
a year and a half later and it's finally happening yes lordt
>>2685189
The hatebase and falseflaggers got us kicked here. so yeah, kinda.
>>2685155
>>2685163
Ran out of Greg solo dicks, have his marvelous ass
I picture him with an average/small but thick dong
>>2685217
>PAID
>SHITPOSTERS
>>2685234
I feel it. The man is meaty as hell.
>>2684425
represent
>>2685234
murdercock is hung and I love him.
his ass is the best part though
>>2685236
Do you have the caps of that shit btw?
>>2685234
Ugh. He looks like a sore thumb stuck to a chicken nugget
Steven is cute!
Okay?
>just got friendzoned
>again
>why this keep on happening
>why
>why
>>2685345
No such thing anon. Make moves and stop being a bitch.
>>2685345
you deserve it lol
>>2685345
You need to make your move earlier.
reminder that yellow pearl is best gem
>>2685402
All Pearls are objectively bad.
>>2685364
>>2685370
lol no
>>2685379
actually, this is really good advice
and risky...
>you'll never pay Greg with a blowjob to wash your car
>>2685345
because your fat and gay
>>2685414
Your taste is objectively bad.
>>2685428
Just your tastes mate.
>>2685421
Getting a girlfriend is never not risky.
>>2685423
no image?
>>2685440
>I know you are but what am I?
Really, nigga?
yellow poil is best
what we really are
>>2685454
What?
Your tastes in the pearls are just objectively bad.
If you can't accept it then go whine somewhere else.
>>2685451
there's not a lot of good greg porn unfortunately
not body worship at all
>>2685486
Look dude, I like Greg as much as the next guy but nobody wants to fuck a middle aged bald fat washed up rocker with a dead wife and a kid.
Could Kid goku beat garnet?
Could the gems beat the saiyan saga z fighters?
>>2685426
if he is im interested. i love chubby geeks.
God dammit. Why does this keep happening
>>2685514
are you sure, dude?
because there's a lot of daddy porn out there
>>2685519
No, Dragon Ball Z characters are the definition of overpowered.
>>2685514
if there are people who actively want to fuck Ronaldo I'm sure there must be people who want to fuck a middle aged balding man.
>>2685527
because you touch your self at night
Will it be cute?
>>2685541
Even hercule?
>>2685559
yes
>>2685545
Ronaldo is kinda hot though
>>2685564
Except him.
Just literally like the beach city townies but with fighting experience.
>>2685559
Is it white diamonds bubble
>>2685564
>beat cell
>beat buu
>beat beerus
You think?
>>2685569
tru
>>2685593
I do, and Kid Goku is still considerably overpowered compared to the Gems.
http://cartoonnetwork.tumblr.com/post/143917886040/love-is-always-the-answer-tag-a-bestie-whos-the
>>2685559
Is that the fucking cluster?
Where is that picture from?
>>2685613
He really wasn't.
>>2685627
Ayyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKfQEIvvHJ8
Contains Humiliation, Light cock torture (pinching), and penile spines.
>>2685627
España.
>>2685614
Who's Ruby and Sapphires Chuck?
>>2685653
Are you going to link it or not?
>>2685671
Jamie
>>2685678
I dont like this picture please dont post it
>>2685689
Just filter it like I did.
>>2685689
>not liking 2d chubs
>>2685685
Didn't read it yet but
(jaspis)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5646367/chapters/14371333
Wanna give her any requests?
Please let me know if you want it with color or not.
>>2685703
how do you filter? browser extension?
I saw some guy posting it threads ago, but they didn't say what was the thing
>>2685706
no I just don't like that one picture
>>2685559
Only Steven Universe could make a group of shiny crystals be morbidly terrifying
>yfw you realize those are all body parts of gems smushed together into an Eldritch abomination
I need more lapis, Lewd or not. I must create a folder.
>>2685718
Ya know what, give me a Jasper pinup. Any pose you like. Color isn't necessary.
>>2685718
Sapphire vs Jasper in a boxing match
No Color though.
>>2685718
Can I get a low angle POV of Lapis holding her cock in the viewer's face, saying something suggestive? Color please.
I'm probably going to bed soon, so same situation as yesterday Beef.
>>2685718
Jasper wearing a poncho
>>2685718
Just the same thing from the last thread.
>>2685756
>A million minds screaming into each other
>A broken, twisting mass of body parts, like a glowing One Reborn
>>2685737
That was also me. I use 4chan X, don't know how you've gone this long without it.
Filtering images is really useful when people post gross shit like Lion fucking Greg or whatever bullshit Kim spams.
>>2685818
No gem is worse then a human.
Get your shit taste outta this thread.
>>2685718
Peridot in a baseball uniform, black and White is fine.
>>2685817
oh yes, colors please
>>2685859
Oh and thank you in advance.
Also heres a fixed Rubers lewd that a anon asked for because the lighting was fucking it up.
Enjoy mate
>>2685935
>>2685614
>>2685783
Aaaand here it is
>>2685718
Could you draw Greg fucking anon, while anon is passed out? Colored, por favor
>>2685930
Did she redraw it? Wow, all we needed was a different lighting angle.
Even better that there's two now.
Forced Gem Transformation.
>>2686050
Daily reminder that Steven is a christian.
>>2686039
*CORRECTION
Could SHE draw Greg fucking anon, while anon is passed out? Colored, por favor
She wants to ask if any of you mates could make some neato drawings for her using her little character as thanks for the requests.
She also appreciates the requests you guys.
>>2686092
ok, doing what?
>>2685768
WAH BAM
there is it
>>2686065
>Not wanting watch a guy being slowly turned into a gem
Come at least be into the TG aspect of it
>>2686092
is colorless ok
>>2686114
I thought Sapphire was the gap between Jasper's legs and got super confused.
>>2686092
This with any gems you choose, just make brad steven
>>2686114
Thanks mate.
Hopefully her request get's done soon.
>>2686127
Probably should have stiched these two together for the joke to take full effect.
>>2686167
Now I'm imagining him being partially fused to a gem, watching his skin and body change but merged to another being
>>2686191
Annnd she's gone.
>>2685995
Cute
>>2686227
It's ok, I didn't mean to rush
>>2686200
>I will never watch this anon slowly turned into a gem soldier against his will
