ERP Thread
Tea time edition
Previous thread: >>2676446
>>2681973
You forgot a pic ><
I am doing fine, going to sleep soon...
Silica at the top! Nyeh!
First for Joey from Friends erp ava when?
>>2682142
HMPH
>>2682125
Yes, I'll take a cup, please and thank you.
>>2682163
H-here....
I WANT TO FUCK ACTUAL JUDY HOPPS
>Mfw no one will let me get to the Vagina.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE
>>2681937
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!
>>2682180
>Jon Lajoie
My nigga.
>>2681486
>he smirks at the compliment about his attitude
I'm glad to hear that. Some men miss out because, they get too intimidated by my behaviour.
>his pupils widened slightly as the man's cock was exposed to him and he was on his knees in seconds flat
Oh I'll show you 'quite a mouth' eventually, sir.
>his nose sniffed the cock, a strong "mmmm" sound coming from him before he began to work his lips planting kisses all over the length. At first, the kisses were warm but simple like peck-like smacks but, soon little pecks became warm sucking kisses and warm sucking kisses soon became soft tongue skilfully servicing a shaft
>>2681580
>he giggles hard reaching behind tracing his smooth fingers down the other's arm before tenderly touching the back of the hand in a gentle caressing manner, a slight husky purr in his voice as he speaks
I'm not made of china, you know.
>>2681689
>he laughs and sighs then laughs even more at the sight of the other boy being so flustered at seeing a big cock
Oh, Ciel! I may be a slut in the traditional sense of the word but, you're DEFINITELY a slut for money.
>>2682176
I don't see anything wrong with that.
>>2682142
Rest well, Tomoko. Take care of yourself, alright?
>>2682155
W-what?
>>2682176
>tfw the Judy Hopps player we had disappeared after a week
>>2682171
Oh, does it have your, you know...'special blend' in it?
>>2682234
Like we need even more furfaggotry
>>2682234
N u e
u
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>>2682234
A damn shame.
It was a pretty good RPer too.
>>2682077
>Closes his eyes and sucks on your tongue once you push it into his mouth, licking around it with his own tongue once it's vulnerable
>His thrusts begin to go to a complete hault, moving the bottom of his self away from your body, lowering his pants and underwear as he pushes himself against your crotch area once more
>>2682250
sfur is acceptable
>>2682268
>sfur
So why are Rhin and that folf welcome then
>>2682236
E-error! I didn't quite catch that.
>She extends her arms further, trying to get you to take the tea
>>2682212
Alright.
Have a cookie
>Hands young dark link a cookie
>>2682250
>tfw not a fur
>tfw no one want to get fucked by a nazi
life is suffereing
>>2682283
>>2682268
Anything that fucks is acceptable
>>2682286
You know, like, your love nectar. Your nether-juices. Your lip honey.
>He takes the tea from you anyway
>>2682283
idk, I'm not a fan of them but it'd be rude to tell them to fuck off
>>2682308
>Anything that fucks is acceptable
So you're not acceptable then?
>>2682310
E-Error! I didn't quite catch that! Enjoy your tea!
>>2682308
What's with all those feels, Karl~?
>>2682288
>Takes the cookie happily while he pulls a bottle of LonLon milk out of his pouch.
Ooh, thanks, Tomo! this'll go great with my milk!
>He quickly opens the bottle and takes a gulp after taking a bite of the cookie.
>>2682205
Guess they're missing out on a prime cut off meat then. I'm not going to pass up an opportunity with such a fine, young whore.
>The man watched as the boy like an eager puppy fell to his knees to gaze in admiration of the fat tool sitting in front of him. For as much as he talked, surely the boy would love up to his expectations. As the heavy scent of his musk filled the air, the man relaxed back into his chair as the servicer went to work. Sight twitches of his hips showed his enjoyment. His ringed finger came to rest on the boy's head, encouraging him to continue.
Hmmm...alright, you earned yourself a customer. Take this as promised, but keep this up for a while longer.
>He drops four similar wads of cash down, exactly as promised.
I'd like to see your friend get in on this. Seems a bit shy though, maybe you can help him out.
>>2682337
>Takes a sip
Good enough, I guess.
>>2682322
Oh anon I actually fuck alot~
I just usually do it as anon desu...
>>2682354
No one wants the nazi dick, you kill muh 6 million and suddenly you're pariah
But on another note how re you doing? It's always a pleasure to see you
You're all wasting your life, I quit pretending to be a girl over the Internet and masturbating to text fucking other guys pretending to be girls and now I'm at a better career with a better lifestyle.
The sad thing that I can actually recognise some people in these threads after posting all this time is pathetic, drop this charade and actually grow up. This will never get you anywhere in life.
>>2682435
>>2682402
Do you require anything else?
>>2682457
I guess that depends on what you're offering.
>>2681717
Y-YOU'D DO WHAT TO MY WHAT?!
>>2681865
>A slight grumble passes through Ciel's lips at being called precious and yet his cheeks brighten this as well
Y-you don't need to patronize me..
>A small but noticeable gasp escapes from Ciel's lips as he catches sight of the offer. However, at the offering of wine he shyly shakes his head
I-I don't like the taste.
>In spite of all his hesitation thus far, Ciel is just about as quick as the blond was to get on his knees. His voice a small mutter as he speaks
So I just.. I just l-lick it, right? I've never done this before so, I'm not entirely sure how this works..
>>2682205
Sh-shut up, Alois!!! I'm not a slut like you! I.. I just have a good sense for business, okay?!
>>2682478
I'm going to venture a guess on biscuits and other snacks
>>2682478
I can offer tea
>>2682492
N-no
>>2682430
I'm alright, I suppose, and it's my pleasure~
How about you, though? You seem a little down.
>>2682489
>Gazing up away from the cocksucker, the man flashed him a grand smile m
I'm not patronizing you. I'm a business man. I call it like I see it and get what I want. You're exactly my type. Suit yourself at the taste though, everybody has their own.
>Inviting the hesitant boy over, the man gives him a quick scratch under the chin.
Follow his lead, your friend here seems to know exactly what to do.... ah. ..
>He let slip a pleasuring moan.
>>2682533
H-how about snacks?
>>2682557
Want some tea?
>>2682430
Is the nazi dick as big as a panzer tank barrel?
>>2682634
I'd be happy to have some snacks, thank you. What do you have?
>>2682634
>Pats her head
Sure, little one.
(And I'm back)
>>2681946
>She gulps down the warm load, swallowing all your thick cum, a thin strand drawn from your tip to her plump black lips, connecting the two in a sticky white rope as she grinned back at you
Heh, of course I'm the greatest~
>>2681981
Oh yeah, go crazy for me you little slut! you LOVE being used~!
>She forces into you with her strong thighs, Pushing into your throbbing, pulsing cock as you break underneath her
>>2682504
Of course I'm ready, you couldn't even get me moaning anyway~
>She pulled herself back, giving your cock one last squeeze with her tits before laying on her back, propped up on her elbows, legs spread, leaving her puffy vulva wide open for you to rail her as she stares coldly at you, challenging you to make her yours
>>2682250
We need loads more.
There are plenty of hot-as-fuck furry characters out there.
>Lola Bunny
>Minerva Mink
>Rouge the Bat
>Cheetara
>>2682744
We already have a Rouge
>>2682489
>A wide smile spread across his facial features but, instead of thanking him with words a deliberately low sultry moan passed through his lips as he gave the fat junk an especially skilled lick and he looked up at the man with grateful bedroom eyes
>>2682489
>he smirks teasingly caressing the back of Ciel's head
I'm not exactly doing this for free myself in case you haven't noticed. And like the gentleman said, just follow my lead and you'll be fine.
>>2682774
Doesn't drop by very often, though.
A bummer.
>>2682524
Down? Nah I'm just tired....
>He lays his head in your lap
I admit that's nice to hear~
How was your day?
>>2682663
You tell me~
>>2682740
>Dominator
>Doesn't even DOMINATE anymore.
>>2682740
>He could feels his ball seize up as his orgasm came.He let out a loud groan as his dick twitched against her strong foot,jizz came flying out of his body and landing all over his chest. Her silken feet kept pushing untill he was spent,and the Anon was left lying on the floor out of breathe.
hah....Thank you mistress
>>2682740
>Has Domineering character that is submitting to this sex and not pegging or raping.
You're bad and you should feel bad.
>>2682630
>Ciel nodded a slight hum of pleasure escaping as he was scratched under the chin. The dark haired boy nodded shyly yet obediently. His lips parted, nervous breaths brushing on your cock. Ciel gulped, his tongue slowly hesitating in and out of his mouth gradually until it finally began to lick the other side of your shaft as his eyes met the blond's gaze with what could very well be a competitive glare
>>2682675
T-this!
>>2682691
>She hands you a cup of oolong tea
Here
>>2682936
That...is a lot of stuff. Uh, thanks.
>Helps himself to a small sandwich and takes a bite.
Mm...not bad.
here come dat boi
>>2682936
>He takes a sip
This is...really good. Can I ask what you're doing here?
>Keeps drinking
>>2682961
Yokatta.
Do you require anything else?
>>2682980
Eto...
I'm not sure. Where are we?
>>2682905
>>2682927
You missed the part where I kicked him down and broke his fucking nose
(You) aren't memeing hard enough
>>2682918
Heh.. You little whore, making a mess of yourself~
You'll be back, Craving to get fucked, maybe I'll whip out the strap on again~
>She stepped forward, walking past you, her thick, childbearing hips swaying with every step as she left you lying in your own cum, your face stained with blood that had been slowly oozing from your nose during the time, the pleasure overriding the pain that was now coming to you
>>2682963
o shit waddup
Alright! Things seem to have picked up!
I'm going to say hello to yuruposter and see if they reply to this.
>>2683041
my heart says no but my dick says maybe
>>2683025
Simply put? Probably not the right place for someone as cute and innocent as you are.
>He finishes the tea
>>2682744
>no Krystal
>>2683060
That's rather indecent, sir...
>>2683061
Oh.
>Jumps off the balcony
>>2683115
I still wanna lick your brown butt
>>2682854
Is that so? Because I've certainly seen you post that Karl feels picture often enough lately.
>She wraps her arms around you
You would tell me if something was wrong, right~?
And it was fine, been doing a bit of spring cleaning and such. And you?
>>2683097
Well, fuck. Forgot about her.
The list wasn't meant to be complete anyway, though.
>>2682811
>>2682934
Hmm... well look at this pretty scene. Two young boys parked between my legs begging for my cock like it was a bone.
>He never quit his scratching under Ciel's chin after he saw that cute nod of his. The man could tell he liked it quite nicely. His tongue was far less experienced, less bold than Alois's, but be didn't seem to mind. The heavy scented cock before them trembled at their slobbering touch, pleased at the attention it had been receiving. The man unbuttoned his white dress shirt, letting it hang open to reveal a muscled chest underneath.
>With a quick motion of his fingers, he urged the blonde to back away, giving the timid boy a chance to show himself. The index beckoned Alois up towards his mouth.
Lose that clothing, boy. I want to see that slim body of yours.
Gimme that booty
I need the booty
>>2683116
...
>Anon peers over the balcony
You alright down there, robo-girl?
>>2683025
>feels you up under your skirt
Are mommydoms nice people?
>>2683025
I mean, I'm pretty happy, but if you've got anything else for me, I'll take it.
>Pigs out on the rest of the snacks and finishes his tea
>>2683186
Yes
>>2683186
They're the best.
This thread needs more of them and less self insert males.
>>2683028
W...Wait
>He rolls over onto his stomach,pushing himself up slightly with his hands.
Do you really have a strap-on?
>He asks in between labored breaths,
>>2683028
I am not
>>2683050
...Uh.
Hello.
>>2683256
^this
>>2683041
Cute brown girl
>>2683260
what kind of question is this
THESE
GODDAMN
YURUPOSTERS!!
>>2683170
H-Hai..
>She rubs her head a few times before slowly getting back on her feet. Itaitaitaitai...
Which way is out?
>>2683245
Cookies?
>>2683260
Oh yeah I do, You'd like that, wouldn't you~?
>>2683169
Booty coming right up!
>>2683256
The former might cause the latter.
>>2683269
It worked
Hi yuruposter, how are you doing?
>>2683138
That's even more indecent..!
>>2683300
Oh my, thank you, sir...!
>>2683370
I don't mind the anons, we just don't need more Dark Links or Jiros running around
>>2683312
Yeah, fuck those shitposters!
Wait...
>>2683373
Uh, fine, thank you. Kinda worn, since I slept poorly for the past two days. I hope you're well though, anon.
>>2683388
dont forget that faggot persona protagonist player
>>2683400
>>2683332
Cookies, too? On top of everything else? What are you trying to fatten me up?
>Holds out his hand
Sure, I'll take them.
>>2683332
I mean, I suppose there really isn't an "out". But you probably shouldn't just cause yourself damage like that. Hold on, I'll be right down.
>Anon leave the balcony and starts to run down the stairs to check on you
>>2683400
I'm fine, pretty bored.
Tin cans get lonely too, so I was wondering if you were around.
>>2683333
I....i might.
>He notices the pool of blood forming under him,and quickly cups his nose.
But i shouldn't right now.
I've avoided these threads since day 1, but I just entered and this is nice thread.
>>2683421
>
>>2683436
Oh, it's just you. Why didn't you just email me if you wanted to talk? Dumb robot poster.
>>2683384
So what's happening with you?
>>2683429
N-no. I am offering you my services.. I'm all out of snacks now, though.
Would you like anything else?
>>2683432
Ieee... I am fine, see?
>She forces herself to smile
>>2683500
>it's just you
Harsh as always. I just wanted to play a game to see if you'd pop up in here. I don't have much important to talk about; though I rarely do.
>>2683488
It's pretty comfy
>>2683333
>Checks those quads
>>2683488
Who the fuck are you?
>>2683421
>>2683500
>>2683488
you [s4s]?
>>2683512
Not much... Just hanging around! Everyone's so friendly here, so it's a pleasant place to be!
>>2683361
>smacks
Nice ass
>>2683515
>He get up close and looks around her, before starting to brush off some of the dust from the fall
That smile. You probably shouldn't force it. Looks extra creepy that way.
>>2683545
I'd like to be a jet, but I'm your average shitposter.
>>2683570
Thank you anon, enjoy the booty, you can slap all you want
>>2683527
I mean, I'm pretty much always lurking.
>>2683546
No bully
>>2683553
I don't really have any more like that to post at you.
>>2682740
Well of course, how am I supposed to get you moaning when you're doing all the work?
At least you managed to get me mostly erect, I'll give you that.
>He stares down the domineering woman, approaching her before gripping onto her thick thighs for leverage, before lining himself up just right, pulling back and powerfully thrusting forward into her waiting cunt, nearly pushing his entire thick cock inside in one motion, not even bothering to ease it in.
Nngh, how's that? You still seem pretty tight, but let's see how long you'll hold up.
>>2683622
G-get a life nerd!
I guess I'll e-mail you for a bit, I'm only around for like an hour more.
>>2683568
It's pretty good, and speaking of pleasant places to be, I'm going to pass the fuck out in my bed
>>2683618
>Looks at file name
Yessss....
>>2683618
Can I fuck it?
>>2683618
(Morrigan, you've been told this many times, but your ability to get avas is amazing)
>>2683515
Services? Are cookies a service? I'm afraid I don't understand.
>>2683649
Oh my! Sleep well!
>>2683677
kill yaself my dude
>>2683707
>Stabs self with knife
>Instead of blood I spray everyone in the thread with baby juice
>You like this
>>2683573
C-Creepy?
>She huffs and stands still in defeat, letting you brush all the dirt from off of her, her tight uniform contours to every little inch of her body, barely moving as you graze your hands over it.
>>2683677
Handing out refreshments is all I'm good for, I guess. I just hold everybody back. So, do you want anything else? If not, I'll stop bothering you
Happy Cinco de Mayo everybody!
What? What's with that look? We celebrate that holiday here! Actually, in recent times it's considered much more of an American holiday than it is in Mexico. It's just a cause for celebration over the border, but here it can get to a real party?
Besides, what kind of American would I be if I didn't celebrate the liberation and freedom of a next door neighbor. A wrong one, that's what! A common misconception with the 5th of May is that it is Mexican Independence Day, but that in fact happened on September 16th more than 50 years prior.
Cinco de Mayo represents the defeat of the French by General Ignacio Zaragosa, a Texan in fact at 'the Battle of Puebla'. France was among the strongest in the world and the fact that the French had not seen defeat in quite some time made the victory eternal.
Now...they invaded because Mexico had defaulted on it's debt to European countries...but hey, that's not the point. The holiday has now become more of a celebration of Mexican-Americana culture than it has a remembrance after making it's way to the states. And quite a popular one too!
So, grab a cerveza and or shot of taquila and celebrate with another round! Olé~!
>>2683732
I'm fine, really, but you're not bothering me in the slightest. In fact, tea and snacks is always better with company, you know?
>>2683747
I was just wondering when you would show. Have a shot for me sexy~
>>2683732
>He comes back around to her face after finishing the cleaning.
Yes, but at the same time, you still manage to remain adorable. Especially when you're miffed.
>He pats her head and gives her a normal smile
>>2683747
>always showing up as i gotta go
Gonna pound that grade a american pussy next i'm off desu senpai
>>2683652
Mrgrgrgrr
>>2683669
Not yet anon! you need to be patient
>She slaps her own ass, looking at you playfully
>>2683670
(I like to hear how much you like me, anons ~)
>>2682744
>Yin's not on the list
>>2683747
>tfw I'm Mexican myself but didn't know it was Cinco de Mayonnaise because of drama going about in real life
Y-You too
>>2683772
Would you like to find someone to share with, then?
>>2683784
Error. I didn't quite catch that.
>>2683804
Hrnnnnn... But it looks so enticing...
>He grabs both of the cheeks with each of his hands, playfully squeezing them together.
>>2683782
Already have, sir! Feeling a bit tipsy...but I'm good to go!
>>2683790
Aww...I'm sorry to hear that! But good luck and whatever you have to do, sir! I'll maybe be around sometime later!
>>2683815
You didn't know? Well, that's okay. That's what I'm here for after all.
>>2683804
I want to tap that sweet ass.
>>2683894
>maybe
You're the most regular ava here that doesn't cockblock by just leaving at random like DMG. Iowa-chan is the best! THE BEST!
>>2683678
Must resist urge... to pull top down...
>>2683894
Just don't drink and swim <3
>>2683870
I think you did, I said you were cute. But it's alright.
>He rubs her head again before handing her back her cup
Besides, it wouldn't be right to let you try to go without your drinkware, would it?
>>2683894
Y-Yeah, thanks for the healthy reminder, Iowa-Chan...
>>2683815
Build wall
>>2682744
There was a sexy Vanilla just yesterday
>>2683952
>>2683804
That ass is made to be pounded.
>>2683870
Find someone? You're right here, aren't you?
Seems like there's some pretty communistic activities goin on in here
>>2683914
Aww, you're too sweet! I'm sure they have good reason for disappearing, but it would be ill befitting of me to shirk on my duties if I just took off without warning! Until sleep comes over me that is...we're all human after all.
>>2683925
I'll try not to! Although no promises...
>>2683950
Glad to be of assistance!
>>2683997
Communists? Where?!
>>2683333
>Czechs Quads.
And I'm the yellow man.
>>2684002
>tfw no pair of iowa's panties to lick and sniff all day while afk
>>2683885
>She feels how you grab both of her cheeks with your hands
W-what a stubborn man!
>Feeling how you squeeze them together, she playfully wags her butt
B-be patient! not yet!
>>2683912
Whenever you want, slaps are free ~
>>2683747
>Celebrating international Lawn Mower day.
>>2684002
Communists are everywhere
>>2684014
Yellow? LIKE A FUCKING GOOK?
>>2684024
I wanna kiss that plump butt!
>>2684002
(Hey Iowa, it's that Anon that played with your ass last night before you went to bed. Wanna pick up where we left off?)
>>2684020
That's rather...indecent! But they do smell of liberty, if I may say so~
>>2684031
There's nothing wrong with a little drinking and partying with friends, sir!
>>2684024
Alright, alright...
>He quickly slaps your ass again before backing off, enjoying the view as it jiggles around inside your pants
>>2684024
>He walks up to her and raises his hand, With his other hand, he brings her over his knee and strikes her ass hard with his raised hand.
>>2684072
(Sure! You can start if you'd like, I lost the reply unfortunately)
>>2683917
Um... Please don't look at me like that...
>You will never go to an anime convention while trapping it up with a cute anime girl cosplay
>You will never look at yourself and think you look fucking ugly but then a cute guy approaches you
>You will never have him escort you to the bathroom so that he can fuck you senseless in one of the stalls
>>2684002
>he stares at her chest intently
Why aren't those tits popping out of that top?
>>2683141
Wish I could say yes, but desu I probably wouldn't. I wouldn't I would not want to make you worry, but I'm glad to hear that you'd want to know <3
I need to do some of that too, but just too lazy :c
>>2684094
>She looks at you, smirks and makes the sign of peace with her fingers
Don't worry, I'll come back!
>>2684098
>She yells softly, feeling that hard, rough smack on her butt
(If I had enough images I could keep going, I don't think I have enough yet)
>>2684201
A-Alright, come back eventually...
HEY EVERYONE, THIS IS JOEY FROM JOEY'S SUPER COOL FOOD REVIEWS..
IIIIII'M BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACK
Today we're going to be doing another special episode, gang! Two specials in one day, I don't get paid enough for this! Eheheh! I'm just joking, you know I love doing this for you guys! Anyways, I have a special request from Miss Iowa herself, everyone, Miss Iowa herself.. woo woo woo.. I've never had something as elegant as Miss Iowa before, so I'm excited, muchachos! She's very patriotic, isn't she? Let me tell ya, if I was a prisoner of war and they sent her in "We haff vays to make you talk" Let's just say they wouldn't need to torture me! Ehehehe! I'm RAAAAAAMLBING why am I RAAAAAAMBLING! Ehehe! Anyways, gang let's get right into it!
This is Miss Iowa from ERP, she's a very talented one, gang! She comes with creative intros, absolutely NO drama at all, which I personally love, such a nice touch! Patriotism, who doesn't love that, right gang? A very sexy, shiny bun and star spangled eyes, everyone! Star spangled eyes..
Aaaand we'reeee byeack!
So what'd you think, gang? She looks very attractive, doesn't she? And look, she even comes with a cute little hat, how adorable! I can already tell I'm going to love this one a lot, muchachos! Okay, I can't wait any longer! This is ERP's Miss Iowa, gang. Let me give this a shot.
(cont)
>>2684233
>Joey chomps down on the Miss Iowa slowly, taking a sensual bite out of her. He chews slowly, making sure to savor every last bit of flavor that he possibly can out of her. His eyes begin to twitch and he rolls his head back as an intense wave of pleasure resonates throughout his mouth
Mhm...Mhm. Woooow! This SWINGS, gang!
>Joey is exasperated from the intense love making his mouth just endured, but he continued on
The patriotism! The shiny, golden bun! The American cheesiness! The.. ITS OFF THE HOOOOK! MMMMM
>Joey took a bigger bite this time, unable to control his urges. He waited to swallow every last bit and catch his breath before speaking again
Woooow, This is REALLY good, gang. The no drama REALLY jumps out at you, it's the first thing I noticed. Then you couple that with the patriotism and the star spangled eyes.. Makes it REALLY swing, gang! I give this a 10/10, everyone!
Head on down and give your local Miss Iowa try, you won't regret it!
(̶n̶o̶ ̶s̶e̶n̶s̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶s̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶p̶e̶r̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶p̶l̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶m̶o̶r̶e̶,̶ ̶e̶h̶?̶)̶
>>2683168
>The two boys moaning, whimpering like little eager to please pups licked the shaft in unison. Alois whimpered and huffed slightly at having to back off just when he was beginning to get really into it but smirked as he was beckoned towards the man's mouth. The blond stood up stripping in that slow seductive manner that an experienced prostitute like him knew how to do.
>Ciel cheeks were bright red at the prospect of having the cock all to himself for the time being, they were bright red because he fond the strange penis taste oddly enjoyable, and finally because of what he was about to do. The dark haired boy began to take the big tool into his mouth, at first with hesitation but, his brain flashed through memories of gigantic candy canes and similarly huge sweet treats. He could handle this. It'd be awkward at first but, he could do this.
>There was a slight choking noise as Ciel began to deep throat the length but soon, with the thoughts of "think big peppermint stick" repeating in his mind he began to bob near-balls deep on the length. His eyes began to look up, wet and seeking approval.
RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2684264
WHOA HOW DID YOU CROSS OUT YOUR LETTERS
>>2684269
Jagermonsta!
>>2684269
i want to make sweet love to kurisu...
>>2684193
The marvel of American engineering, sir! Plus, a girl never tells her secrets, you know?
>>2684233
>>2684240
Ahahah~! I was waiting for one of these! Bravo! Thank you for your rating!
>>2684105
(Starts here
https://desustorage.org/trash/thread/2667940/#2669884
and ends here
https://desustorage.org/trash/thread/2667940/#2671255)
(I'll start off with my last post.)
>Noticing she's undoing his fly, he assists her, taking off his pants and throwing them to the size. His thick, erect cock springs out as he continues to make out with her, hitting the hands she was using to unbutton his pants. He moves a hand under her skirt, massaging her ass from underneath
>>2684298
SHIT, HIDE THE DOG, YOUMU WILL FUCK IT
>>2684280
HOW IN JACK-FUCKING-HANNAH DO YOU KNOW THAT?!
RUFF RUFF
>>2684306
I kek'd
>>2684321
It's in the title. But don't mind me, I'm already drunk, so it won't affect me.
>>2684282
>>2684337
Ah! I, too, am immune to its effects.
>>2684341
>You hear a whisper right against your ear
Mwee.
>>2684341
mmmmm dont tease me like that~
>>2684264
FAGGOTS IN MY THREAD? that's awfully unpatriotic of you...dirty commies
>>2684361
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2684362
C-Chaika.. Is that really you?
>>2684341
>filename
You are literal human waste.
>>2684409
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2684411
>When you turn around to look, no one is there
>>2684341
NOT ON MY WATCH YOU DIRTY LITTLE COMMUNIST PIECE OF FUCK SHIT
>>2684291
>Iowa lets out a coy giggle into his open mouth as she feels his eager hardness spring to life beneath her touch. Interested in giving him a more hands-on approach, she wrapped her four fingers around the tip of his shaft and gave it a few encouraging jerks before it had risen to full mast. The skilled ship girl tickled his aching sack, churning the contents within to her hearts content. As he pushed her fluffy rump around, she leaned further and further in seeking that pleasure all the more.
>>2684411
[spoiler]no[/spoiler]
>>2684411
I must be hearing things, Chaika isn't alive anymore..
"The Great and Powerful Trixie is here and requests to be brutally facefucked! She wants to be in tears while servicing the biggest cock here. Don't come up to her if you have a Tic-Tac for a cock."
>>2683917
I-I'd sincerely appreciate it if you kept resisting!
>>2683946
E-Error. I didn't quite ca- hmmmf
>She abruptly stopped speaking once she felt the warmth of your hand against her head and she looked up at you, her eyes wavering quickly from side to side and she took the cup back, he hands working autonomously as she focused on your eyes.
A-arigatou.. Would you like more tea?
>>2683988
H-Hai. I do not have any tea, though.
My mouth is feeling kinda empty, anon~
Say, Anon, you're pretty good at maths, aren't you?
Would you mind helping me out a little?
I just can't wrap my head around some of these problems...
>>2684461
>shoves a mk84 up ass
>>2684514
Who the fuck are you?
>>2684513
That pic gets me every time...
>>2684516
pfff! she wouldnt feel anything that small up there
>>2684513
>Sticks his dick in Remilia's mouth
>>2684514
Actually, no, I'm not good at math. But I'll help you anyw-...ay...
...What are you holding?
>>2684514
depends, whats the problem i can see how i can help... there will be a cost of course, i cant help you for free no matter how cute you are~
>>2684514
50 sandniggers plus a gau 8 = a good day
>>2684556
oh nigger vamp is back?
>>2684479
"...Seems like a bad day today."
>>2684564
No.
>>2684499
No, no. I'm quite alright. Besides, another would take away from the delight of the first.
>He notices the quivering and the autonomy and steps back, so as not to be so frighteningly close.
I supposed one more wouldn't hurt...
>>2684264
(Oh dear, two people in one!)
>That cry of pleasure as he lifted Alois up was absolutely divine for his ears. Thought to be at fullness, his rock hard member pushed itself further, engorging in Ciel's hands. His eyes turned to watch Alois slowly strip his clothes away like the whore for money he was, a smugness spreading like wildfire. He urged the blond to come closer, and so he did, upon where he grabbed a full asscheek of the boy with a hearty slap.
Mmm...perfect figure, just as I expected.
>Though he enjoyed the show with a sped up beating heart, it was Ciel's bashful face below that next caught his attention. He looked downwards and pet the boy with a loving caress from the hand that had been so carefully playing with his chin for the work he had been doing. He let out a deep sigh as the boy deep throated his sizable shaft deep into that constrictive throat, trying to resist the urge to blow himself right there. Even if he did, he pondered, it wouldn't be much of a deal...they seem to be willing to go as long as he pleased.
>The hand groping his ass urged the nude boy come forward into the chair and straddle his chest as Ciel worked from below. The businessman moved to capture his mouth, planting an eager and passionate kiss forward as his tongue requested entrance.
>>2684473
Ah, there you are Iris! Having some sort of problem?
>>2684567
Always a good day with you here
>>2684597
I for some reason desperately want to know your real thoughts on this election year. I understand not wanting it to be public, though. Could I like, email you sometime and hear your thoughts?
Good evening everyone, I hope everyone is doing well
>>2684622
Who the FUCK are you?
>>2684543
Huh? It's just a mop... But if you're not that good, I guess I can ask someone else! No worries!
>>2684548
A cost? I have some money lying around, but it's a little weird to pay for that sort of stuff. I thought we were friends?
>>2684622
>slaps her ass
>>2684440
>He groaned in pleasure as he played with his balls, his cock twitching and his balls pulsing with each touch. He gropes her ass, shaking it around under her skirt. He inches his hand closer towards the center, sneaking a pinkie inside her tight asshole.
>>2684603
"You are a mysterious person, Kintaro. Who are you, really?"
>>2684617
Voting for anyone but trump would be a unpatriotic communist action
>>2684634
we are friends, i cant take your money of course, lets see the problem first, ill list the estimated price to help you solve it and we go from there ok?
>>2684650
Just a guy on a bike doing odd jobs that happens to be a fan of your work
>>2684634
Oh, right, a mop...
Er, okay, then. Good luck, I suppose.
>>2684650
>Gasps
...
>Comes to you and reaches hand over your head, in order to pet you
>>2684695
this anon must be a flaming homosexual
>>2684597
Ah! Oh Miss Iowa! N-no, I'm fine... just talking with a couple of "friendly" strangers...
>>2684666
Well, it's mostly all these equations. I always end up with the wrong solution and it's really driving me insane!
>>2684687
You shouldn't undersell yourself like that, I was just kidding! Besides, I really need this done by tomorrow, so won't you help me out, pretty please?
>>2684630
You know exactly who I am....
>>2684638
Hisao? Is that you?....No...The hand feels different...
>>2684695
(...I immediately thought of Flufflepuff....God dammit)
>>2684743
hmm, give me an example, ill figure out the answer before i ask you to pay me whatever it is the answer is worth
>an innocent smile crossed his face
>>2684743
Oh...I somehow completely failed to pick up on that.
Well, I already agreed, didn't I? So, sure. I'll try, anyway.
>>2684567
Its bizarro day in /erp/
>>2684746
>Tries not to make any noise
>Pokes chest
>>2684617
(Sure, I don't mind! You can always reach me at [email protected])
>>2684646
Hmm~
>His bold plunge into her lower depths tensed up her ring around his tiny finger, a sudden and not so unwelcome pleasure as indicated by her yelp into his mouth. As she eased her muscles to allow him further access, Iowa now lowered both of her hands down around his shaft and scrotum, gently stroking and massaging him with incredibly care. The pleasure hit every recess of his crotch leaving no stone unturned or unmolested.
>>2684741
Hm...well don't be overly friendly! It's always nice to meet new friends though...ehehe~
>Iowa shakes her head back and forth, snapping back.
Anyways, how are you doing today dear?
... So, um. I'm kinda new to this whole business.
Could I get a simple explanation to how this works?
>>2684676
"You've been here for a while! You must have another alias."
>>2684695
Trixie narrows her eyes at the intruding petter and takes a step back with a reel of her muzzle. The corner of her lip pinches upwards in a display or irritance. "Mind where you touch, will you? Trixie isn't a dog."
>>2684793
"It's always a bizarro day."
>>2684820
Oh I have a few
>>2684820
Aagh!
>He removes his hand
I--If you were a dog I wouldn't have dared to pet you. You looked like a cute pony...b--but...
>>2684802
Sent, then. Thanks for indulging me.
>>2684775
Great!
>She hands you a stack of papers with advanced equations on them, most of them using two variables.
I can't even get through the basic ones, I always mess up halfway...
>>2684788
Thank you, thank you!
>She cheers and hugs you tightly before reaching into her school bag, picking out a few papers.
So, these are the ones I'm having trouble with. You want to get right to it?
