yeah, nah. just gonna do more shit here.
>>2681416
Drake only gets screentime during and after season 4, the point the entire series became a shitty sellout
>>2681390 (Ringading)
I do believe, I'd give quite a bit for your position. Though due to some of my friends I think it would hurt more to lose those fond memories.
>>2681378
It's not an achievement anon, it's the opposite.
The size of your Drakeposting folder is proportional to the amount of discontent in your life
>>2681391
>>2681416
kek
>>2681426
...Disgusting.
>>2681402
Oh, that makes sense. I thought you were lost... I know I am.
Feast time
>>2681402
I'm an assassin, I'm not losing my job as long as there's two people on earth, someone gonna want someone dead.
>>2681409
>kys noface
>>2681369
I-I can do this! I'm a GOD! I AM A GOOOOOOD!
So, does this mean I can peel potatoes without cutting myself?
>>2681389
Why aren't you learning your lesson?!
>he punches your sunglasses off
>>2681401
I see. That's never happened to me yet. How's it feel?
>>2681412
It didn't do anything. I beat it to death when I saw it laying around. I figured it would make for an easy kill.
Yo-you want me to wear it again? It's my work suit though, and it's stained with blood from when I was trying to cook. It's not exactly the best piece of clothing I own.
>>2681457
kys sniperface
>>2681455
Oh well...It was fun while it lasted ~
>>2681398
That idea is constantly changing, but I'm sure we can come up with something fun for everyone involved.
... And don't you mean book?
>>2681426
I must have lost track of myself! I've been lost before.. this is n-nothing...
>>2681461
I should'a seen that one coming.
>>2681455
>Punpun comes and carries her corpse away
>>2681483
ur cute :3
>>2681380
>Rei Q
>not Rei II
>tfw Sol does all this shit so he has an excuse to not work on his god awful games
>>2681390
>>2681485
You're not gonna hit be back...?
>>2681495
This
>>2681496
>If I don't do something else, I must spend my free time on making events
>>2681461
The knife would snap in HALF trying to cut you! It's not gonna make a drip of blood drop with me around!
>>2681480
Ah! But I said book! All of that fondling must be messing with your ears. You can't hear the words for the sentences!
>>2681461
My arm just lying around... that's creepy.
Yeah, wear it again, right now. Wait, did you get hurt?
>>2681454
Lost? That means you do not know our the details about our current location and where it's positioned on the map?
Give me a second.
>she starts to look through her bag
...
>>2681457
But if there would be only two people on the earth and you would be there to witness it that means
you would turn out to be one of those two. Who would pay you to take out the other one?
>>2681502
>Everyone who replies to the slides is dead.
Rip the arrpee.
>>2681496
>Still shitting on Sol
He's a better person than you'll ever be, shithead.
>>2681502
Thank you.. I don't know what else to do..
>>2681532
I can show pity towards you if you require it.
>>2681532
>>2681509
What would be the point?
>>2681532
S-spooky... I think I hear wild beasts...
>>2681517
Fondling can't affect my hearing, right? I mean I'm the one doing it, so maybe it affects yours, because you definitely said crook.
>>2681532
>>2681539
>>2681545
>>2681548
Cough cough. EVERYONE WHO REPLIES TO THE SLIDES IS DEAD.
>>2681552
>tumbeler
>>2681525
Nobody, I'll have the satisfaction of killing the wanka, and if I die, well that wanka can enjoy being the last living person on earth.
>>2681559
bye guys i will see you some day...
Some day
>>2681525
Yes, this place is a lot different from my home town.
>She tilts her head slightly as the other girl searches her bag
...?
>>2681515
Seriously!?
>he tries cutting his finger
>he starts bleeding out
Wh-why would you lie to me!?
>>2681521
Yeah, my fingers wouldn't stop bleeding. I'm not even sure why I'm trying to work for these people, but it gives me some spending money! hahaha...ahhh...It hurts, Koizumi.
>>2681558
I cluttered! It was an honest mistake! I absolutely meant book!
>>2681559
The winner. What a hardboiled tribute. He really had this game over easy.
>>2681577
Never comeback. Stay gone and make something of yourself. Make us see you on tv years later as we lament what our lives could have ben while watching you succeed in the real world.
>>2681559
That's why I'm showing pity by replying to you.
>>2681567
That sounds really stupid and delusional, because it would mean that your job ends.
>>2681579
...
I lost it.
>>2681593
You're dead. Stop replying. the game is over.
>>2681593
If the world was dying, my job wouldn't mean much anymore.
stats
K leaving now. Bye.
Uh, hello everyone, ho.
>>2681593
H-Huh? Lost what?
>>2681601
>>2681611
...Congratulations, Eggman.
Thank you for the game!
>>2681613
fuck off
>>2681584
I hope it was, because crook makes no sense at all.
Actually, here's a really shitty wincard. NOW i'm leaving. Bye,
>>2681611
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>2681611
>Eggman-kun wins again
>fucker already has over 100 wins
All hail the Eggman-kun
>>2681611
Thank you for hosting!
>>2681565
Playing a character from an anime that literally pampered women with yaoi.
Of course I'd find my shit easily on tumblr.
>>2681601
The mean egg-boy won.. At least the winner took me out...
Thank you, Host.
>>2681551
I'm not sure. Maybe we could start a riot if we started beating each other up?
>>2681577
Come back soon!
>>2681601
Congratulations, Mr. Eggman! You should try buying clothes that fit you.
>>2681611
Thanks for the game!
>>2681577
Goodbye, guy.
>>2681581
I didn't lie to you, look at your finger again!
>you look down at you finger
>the cut that was there is strangly gone
>>2681623
MY FUCKING EYES
>>2681581
Geez, be more careful when you work!
Even if you can't die, you will stain your clothes beyond saving!
Hand over that hand, I happen to have a bandage with me.
>>2681611
They weren't kidding when they said this doll is dangerous...
>>2681438
You would...prefer to be an amnesiac? I will admit it's a fresh start but, I can't help but feel that my past will soon eat away at me.
>>2681532
>>2681548
Err...better luck next time, I suppose.
>>2681601
You have no authority over me after I die in the Arena by the looks of it, so just shut up.
>>2681610
That's not how a hitman should think.
>>2681611
You can't stop me from doing this, also thank you.
>>2681618
The documents that I got from my employee. It had everything on it. With the coordinates and everything.
...
I'm lost.
>>2681623
>>2681638
But what would be the point of starting a riot?
>>2681648
I'd rather forget all of my past.
>>2681648
>>2681622
A book in another language doesn't make sense, either!
I have to run, Arara! Don't assault too many little girls like some sort of crook before I see you again.
just posting this before the next game starts
>>2681613
Your circlejerk buddies aren't here anymore, you can leave.
>>2681613
How's it going, little snowman?
>>2681642
Hey, you somehow covered it with a bandage! How'd you act so quickly?
>>2681646
Oh, there's no need for that! There's this little guy inside of me that slapped a bandage on me. It's like magic! You should think about eating him too.
>>2681623
>>2681535
>Not shitting on Sol
Look at him. Tell me why I shouldn't.
>>2681613
An enemy Stand
>>2681670
B-But that doesn't... Oh ok, bye...
>>2681623
>kills herself again
>>2681651
Oh, that sounds like bad news....
Is....Is there anything I can do to help?
>>2681674
I am the mitochondria! I work so fast, the human eye can't even keep up, One of the many things a mitochondria can do.
>>2681682
Because he's a nice guy?
Besides, don't shit on someone just because its "the cool thing to do". That's lame as hell.
>>2681674
Huh, it's gone?
Well whatever, it's not like I wanted to help you or anything.
Is this part of why you can't die?
>>2681656
It'd be fun? I'm not too sure. I've never been in a riot before, but it seems like it would be fun. Imagine all the stories we''d make. Heck, we could even write a book about it!
>>2681623
>>2681682
>Tell me why I shouldn't
Because you deserve to be shitted on more than him.
>>2681671
>you will never sperg autisticly over an anime girl
feels good man
>>2681700
>Image
>>2681711
FAGGOT DETECTED
>>2681705
Yea, but what if someone got hurt or killed? That wouldn't be fun.
>>2681611
>Thanks for hosting.
>>2681711
remember when 4chan was a board for the intellectual, until the anime fags came and brainwashed everyone into believing that 4chan is an anime board?
>>2681623
you will never be DAT BOIIIII
>>2681695
If I remember well and I'm sure that I do this time, you did mention that you were also lost and can't find your way to your home.
You've been in this situation consciously for longer than I did, so you're more suitable to give instructions for now.
I don't like anime girls
I shoved a sharpie in my ass about a year ago, and it feels like it's been leaking
What do?
WADDUP
>>2681661
And why is that, may I ask?
>>2681662
>Covers you in a blanket
Many people catch colds around this time a year, it would be wise to stay warm.
>>2681745
Only oldfags will remember
>>2681756
shove another on up your pooper.
>>2681759
No it isn't you bastard
>>2681702
What rock have you been living under? He just puts on a song and dance for (You)'s, and acts like a retarded monkey the rest of the time.
>>2681756
Supas? Is that you?
>>2681780
>mfw when I misread.
>fuck me
>>2681700
I can see that. you're feeling so good that you're laughing! I kind of envy how great you're feeling.
>>2681701
Hey, I think I need you to help out a friend of mine. She could use someone like you in her!
>>2681704
>>2681701
Her! get inside of her and make her feel better!
>>2681739
It wouldn't, but that stuff happens all the time! It happened to me about five times, yet here I am, talking to you. The people here will be fine.
>>2681788
That could be said about anyone here
>>2681671
>Just get on and see this.
Nice.
>>2681793
Laughing? What are you hee hoing about, ho?
>>2681793
Wait, you've died five times?
>>2681749
To be completely honest with you, I arrived here yesterday and all I've been doing since then is sleeping and dying repeatedly in these twisted "games".
I think all I can do right now to help is keep you company until you find your documents...
>>2681793
>>2681704
Oh, i'll get inside her allll night long...
https://youtu.be/gpqmoBYkQfc
>>2681734
Please don't be a creep! I don't even know you.
>>2681793
>>2681820
No, don't!
Stay away from me! I won't allow it!
Should I write events in the past or present?
>>2681834
Present.
>>2681834
in the future
>>2681819
Introduction.
>>2681834
Don't write them at all. Ezpz
>>2681834
present
>>2681834
I'm not sure if you're capable of going back in time to write events at an earlier point in history.
>>2681834
Past
don't listen to presentfags
>>2681806
Hee ho, hee ho! What happened to you that made you so jolly?
>>2681808
Five times and counting. It was all for this one girl that got her stuff stolen too. You'd think I'd quit after the first death since it was so painful, but I kept trying to help her.
>>2681820
Yeah, that's it! I'm glad I can count on you!
Oh, what should I call you? You do have a name, right?
>>2681832
Come on, you'll feel good! Don't you want to feel good, Koizumi? You'll be just as great as me if you eat him!
>>2681869
Don't do this, it makes mustard gas
>>2681871
Well, being a hee-cute demon like me has it's perks, hee-ho! I'm Jack Frost, hee-ho! Who are you, hee-human?
>>2681871
How cute.
>>2681869
Books are written in the past, so they're written in past tense.
The games are usually written in present tense because we're RPing to them AS they happen.
>pins the poster below me
>>2681845
...Huh?
Oh, right! I can't believe I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Aiko Tanaka. Nice to meet you.
>>2681871
No, I don't want any weird bacteria going inside me. I don't care how good it feels.
>>2681873
Then consider me a supporter
>>2681795
He's that much more though. He's the top dog of stupid assholes.
>>2681883
Subaru Natsuki. I'm pretty sure I'm a demon too. i can die without actually dying. What're you able to do?
>>2681885
Are you saying that because you like me, or because I'm a modern day hero?
>>2681898
But who's going to care for you when you get hurt or sick? I mean, I could, but I'm no good at being a nurse. I might make it worse.
>>2681895
Aiko Tanaka. Noted. It's my time to introduce myself. My name is Christie Sarah Tsukiko, but you're allowed to call me simply Sarah.
...
This was needed for us to build up a proper chance for a conversation, right?
>>2681832
>>2681895
Come on, it's simple, just let me get inside you and i'll give you all the energy you need...
>>2681871
I'm Jim, Jim the singular mitochondria.
>he seems to be trying to extend a hand, if he had one
>>2681921
I'm saying that because you kept dying just for this girl.
>>2681921
What you hee-just said didn't make sense, but oh well, hee-ho! It's nice to meet you, Natsuki!
>He holds out his hand.
>>2681914
The only stupid asshole I see here is you though.
>>2681935
I'm just a subordinate.
Guys, it's a official! Me and poster below are gonna have a baby.
>>2681925
Nice to meet you, Jim! I'm Natsuki Subaru. How much do you want me to pay you for helping me stay healthy?
>>2681927
Oh come on, that's normal! Don't tell me you wouldn't do the same thing?
>>2681928
>he shakes the snowman's hand
It does too make sense. When I'm on the verge of death I somehow come back to life. Think of it as manipulating time...I guess. I'm not really sure how it works either, but it does.
>>2681951
k
>>2681921
I will just have to care for myself. If I can't even do that, I'll have to call an ambulance. But there's no way I need some weird bacteria in me.
>>2681925
No, thank you, I'm fine.
>>2681928
>Bavaryan jumps out of the shadows and cuts off the hand with his KS98 parade bayonet
>>2681951
>>2681959
Congratulations?
>A flock of crows descends into the thread as a 'terrifying demon' arrives.
Fufufu...
>>2681922
Sarah? That's a pretty name. American, right?
I think so, yes. I was never good at holding conversations and making new friends though...and it didn't help that my mother scared everyone away when I was younger. >>2681925
>Looks around but doesn't see anyone
I swear I heard someone talk just now...
where da white women at?
>>2681959
Of course I'd do anything for Candice.
>>2681978
Are you the devil?
>>2681959
Hee-oh, that makes more hee-sense, ho.
>>2681966
>33!
...
>The hand falls to the ground.
Hee-rude, ho.
>>2681978
H-hee-ho?
>>2681963
Wait...it's a bacteria? How do you know this? Are you some kind of nurse? Is that why you wanted to bandage my cuts?
>>2681968
Thanks? I never planned on this. I may just have to skip out on this birth.
>>2681986
Ohh, that's your girlfriend? How'd you ever get with someone that hot? How much money are you making a year?
Bolin, show your face!
>>2681978
>shoots at your general direction
AIN'T NO DEMON MOTHERFUCKER GONNA GET ME TONIGHT!
>>2681978
>she fires a single warning shot to the sky
Annoying birds.
>>2681982
It is and don't worry. You won't have problems like that because I don't want to become friends.
>>2681996
I'm not sure if that's possible if the impregnation took place already.
>>2681996
No, I'm just a photographer.
I don't know whether it's really a bacteria, but it certainly sounds like it.
>>2681995
>Pets
>>2681978
Stay back, Jewish summon! I have killed many like you before!
>>2681993
All Juden are the devil
>>2681995
It is in my nature, my friend. I'd apologize, if I didn't consider you an Anomaly created by the Polish swine
>>2682012
For what purpose
>>2682035
You're waifu is SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIT
>>2681996
She's my wife, but yea, I make about 200k a year.
Boba Fett on the job
>>2681978
I sensed a demon in the premises and i came here as fast as possible.
>Prepares bolter
>>2681993
Kuku... You are correct.
>She points towards the girl dramatically.
I am Karen Shirogane, a demon who has come to take your soul!
>>2681995
Yes, this is the proper reaction upon seeing the devil who has come to claim your soul.
>She grins.
Unless you wish to pay the demon's price in order to make a wish.
>>2682013
>>2682019
>She drops and pulls her head down tightly, instantly in tears.
W-waahh! Sdop shooding!
>>2682032
An empty threat, mortal.
I am a powerful demon who has come to gather souls and grant wishes. Perhaps you are interested in the later?
>>2682054
Ku. Ku. Ku.
Then you know what comes next.
>>2681995
Yeah, it's weird though. One minute I was at a grocery store, and then the next I was in some magical realm, and now I'm here. I wish I could make up my mind with where I want to be.
>>2682019
It's called leaving town! I've heard stories of people doing this. it's the most efficient way to get out of a predicament.
>>2682026
Oh, you have a camera, right? Take a picture of me! I want at least one person here to remember who I am.
>he strikes a pose and smiles
>>2682048
Holy cow man, you're smarter than you look! Just what do you do to get that much?
>>2682053
Boba fett riding a bicycle
>>2682013
>>2682054
Some call them demons...but I call them bitches
>>2682041
KUSUNOKI IS THE BEST WAIFU YOU FUCKING PLEB I AM IN FULL SPERG RAGE MODE RIGHT NOW KUSUNOKI IS THE BEST WAIFU SHE IS BOTH PURE AND STRONG, AND ALSO CUTE, TO THE POINT WHERE YOUR WAIFU IS JUST A SPECK OF DUST COMPARED TO THE GRACE OF KUSUNOKI!
>>2682032
Hee-who?
>He grabs the hand from the floor, and shoves it back onto his arm.
>+10!
Hee-listen, It's not nice to attack people like that, ho!
>>2682057
Hee-demon's price? Never heard of that, hee-ho.
>>2682061
Hee-really now, ho? Well, do you know what this place is hee-called then, ho?
>>2682057
Oh, you're for real? I thought you were a NPC or something. How're you doing?
>>2681959
Not a dime, the closest thing to payment you need to give me is healthy fruits and vegetables to give me energy to process!
>>2681963
>The record scratches to a stop
Bacteria?! Lady, i'll have you know that I am an essential part of the cell, the powerhouse if you will! In fact, there is about 1500 mitochondria per cell in the human body! You would never be able to function properly without me.
>>2682057
>stops shooting
...
Come again?
>>2682063
Excuse me?
What boards are your avas most likely to browse
>>2682057
>attacks with psyker energy
>>2682063
Interesting. What are "bitches"?
Hank Hill/Spike Siegel/Iron Man ava when?
>>2682019
That's a bit of a relief, I don't have to worry about being overly nice now...I hate putting up that facade.
>>2682032
Juden?
>>2682057
Oh, you're not THE devil. You're just a demon!
>>2682061
I run a popular YouTube channel and own a company called Beme.
>>2682062
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>fucking saved
>>2682084
>I'd like to think Stalker would look at /k/.
>>2682061
Sure, that's why I asked you to wear the tuxedo before, but a smile is much better than that.
>*Click!*
>>2682078
Then... I already have enough for you and don't need you, correct?
>>2682084
/sci/ , maybe a sprinkle of /adv/
>>2682084
Bolin would probably browse /fit/ and /an/
>>2682084
>/v/, /vg/, /a/
>>2682076
>Pounding on thick glass somewhere yelling at him to not get involved, but all that could be heard is silence.
>>2682100
im glad you liked it big guy
>>2682084
/k/ and /sci/
>>2682084
/p/
>>2682084
>/k/, /mu/.
>>2682072
This place? No clue. The magical place I showed up to? No clue. I only know I went to a convenient store back in my own world. I bought chips and other food, but I can't find them.
Where'd you come from? Hell? I can't see a snowman surviving that kind a heat.
>>2682078
So no chips or instant noodles?
>>2682099
Beme..that sounds French. Is it a clothing store? You look like a guy that cares a lot about fashion.
>>2682108
Wait, let me put it on first! I want to make sure I actually look good for you before you take a picture!
>he puts the tux on and poses
Okay, now I'm ready!
>>2682072
Fufu... the price you must pay in return for a wish. What that is, I cannot say.
Wishes are exchanged for something on equal value, which is up for I, Karen Shirogane, to decide.
>>2682076
N-P-C?
Kukuku, you'll have wished that once I am through with you...
>>2682080
>The 'demon' looks up, her face already bright red from all the crying.
I sed sdop shooding!
>>2682084
>In this case, /x/ and /r/.
>>2682090
>She cowers, dropping to the ground.
W-woah! Don't do dat!
>>2682095
>The 'devil' makes an attempt at making her point finger even more menacing.
It matters not, as my goal is unchanging. Unchanging, that is, unless you desire for me to grant you a single wish.
>>2682122
Oh, food guy! What're you doing here? I can hardly hear you.
>>2682158
What do you plan on doing to me? I hope it's not killing, because I won't die. It's a curse I thing.
>>2682084
/a/ and /ck/
>>2682057
You should be more careful with your pets or the next time it won't be a warning shot, got it?
>>2682061
Hopefully that person doesn't know how to follow tracks, or I'm not sure.
Maybe you do deserve a loving and caring family for yourself.
>>2682095
Don't worry, I'm used to people with no emtions or the wrong kind of ones thanks to my work, but now I have to leave.
>she moves with sidesteps until she reaches a nearby bush
>she pokes her head out
Farewell.
>she instantly disappears
>>2682158
>steps closely to the 'demon'
Oh my god you sound so fucking... uh...
What's the word?
>>2682141
>/mu/
The fuck?
>>2682153
Alright, but I'm not deleting the other one!
>*Click!*
I'll develope those later. If you want to see them, just ask me when they're done.
>>2682084
>most likely /pol/ or /k/
>>2682158
>ignores
>immobilizes with psyker powers while walking towards you with Nemesis Force Hammer ready to strike.
Why should I stop, demons should be purged.
>>2682153
Hee-hell, ho? Do you hee-see me carrying a pitchfork, ho? Nope, I came from winter itself, ho! Oh, and hee-this is the arena, if you haven't guessed, ho. Your whole "not being able to die thing" is great here, ho!
>>2682158
...Oh, you are one of THOSE demons, ho. Think you are hee-hot stuff, ho?
>>2682084
Is there a board about gossip, fitness, candy and/or fashion?
>>2682057
The only wish I desire, is a future secure FOR THE PURE ARYAN CHILDREN AND FREE FROM THE JEWISH SUMMONS
>HEILS WHILE OPENING FIRE
BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL, YOU JUDENSPAWN
>>2682072
Yes, it is not nice, but it is necessary. I suggest you stay back, before I unleash the mighty reichy on you
>>2682080
You are excused, inferior dog. Trying to appeal to your nature seems not to work, it must be stupidity
>>2682084
>/pol/
>/k/
>>2682095
YES! THE JUDEN! HAVE I FOUND THE ONE TRUE HERO?
>>2682090
This is hard to explain...are you familiar with "the Jews"?
>>2682188
He listens to music, bad music, just like /mu/.
>>2682188
>Sol is a huge Queen fan.
>>2682199
Oh, I see you have nothing better to do, bother someone else.
>>2682194
My house, feel free to stop by.
>>2682108
Here's a picture of you from the past.
>>2682175
>Runs around the building to the entrance and slams the door open.
D-don't get involved with that weirdo demon.
>>2682084
Does any board exist for religion?
if so, that board + /sci/
>>2682153
Not at all, we at Beme created an app with the same name where users can record short videos but with no ability to edit or preview it. It's filming with honesty. That's where a lot of the revenue comes in.
>>2682108
You can never have enough mitochondria in the body, if anything there should be one trillion per cell, but nooooo! The big dick og faggot egghead aka the "nucleus" is "the brains of the operation", SHUT THE FUCK UP MRS.CRABBLEBITCH!
>>2682153
You can have that sometimes, but not as the main staple of your diet.
>>2682084
/diy/
>>2682215
>>2682215
Did that trick ever work before on girls that have lost their wits?
>>2682084
>/trv/, /p/, /fa/, /lit/, /out/, maybe /x/ if it wasn't so cancerous
>>2682158
>She looks at her finger for a moment, and gently moves it out of her way
Then it's not so unchanging after all.
A wish?
...
Can you bring people back from the dead?
>>2682181
...See you around, Sarah.
>>2682199
Just what are you talking about?
>>2682248
>/x/
>cancerous
Skinwalker detected
>>2682270
I bet you have multiple tulpas and believe they're real ghosts. Faggot.
>>2682208
Get out of here, J.E.W.
>>2682248
I am talking about the evil that plagues all timelines! I'm surprised you have not heard of them... I was wrong
>>2682270
JEWISH ANOMALY? HAND ME THE MG42, HANS
>>2682245
Only one way to find out.
>>2682181
I do, but not with someone I don't know. I'd want there to be feeling in my relationship, you know? I'm sure you feel the same way. You wouldn't want to have kids with somebody you don't know.
>>2682190
Will do!
I have to say, you're not that bad of a person, Koizumi. I thought you'd be a naggy person, but you're actually very nice!
>>2682193
It is! But you're the basically winter? I don't really get what you mean by that.
>>2682221
And why's that?
>>2682235
I see...so you're an inverter? Honestly, I'm kind of jealous of you. I wish I was able to do the stuff you do, but alas I'm nothing more than a shut-in.
>>2682240
So what do you want me to eat then? Hopefully it's nothing too expensive.
>>2682270
It's complete horseshit and muh pineal gland at this point, the only good things left are the story threads.
>>2682199
Hee-try me, you little hee-ho! I would try something better than cutting my hand off, ho!
>>2682175
I've come for your soul...
>She attempts to strike a menacing pose, but it isn't quite enough to come off as intimidating.
That is, unless, our reason for meeting was that so I could grant you a wish.
>>2682181
>She nods, grabbing a hankie out of her pocket to wipe away her tears.
>>2682182
>Her face lights up.
Oh! I can hel--
>The 'beast' shakes her head and dons a serious face again.
I can assist you with your troubles, mortal, if you are willing to pay the demon's price.
>>2682191
Uuuuuu... Alweady forced to use my powers...
>Two pairs of angelic wings burst from her back, knocking the girl some distance away.
>>2682193
Kuku... I take it you are not interested in the wishes? Very well...
>She slowly, and very dramatically, raises a pointed finger to the snow-creature.
Then we must battle to the death.
>>2682199
Ahhh!
>She runs in circles.
S-sdop shooding, sdop shooding!!
>>2682248
>She seems surprised by this response.
Eh? U-uhh, maybe?
>>2682216
Huuh? I wonder who took this and why it's on your possession. I'm slightly worried. Are you a stalker?
>>2682240
Calm down and don't force yourself on people! If they only want so many, then that's their choice. I'm sure it would be harmful to have too many, especially if they're sentient.
>>2682294
'nice'?
What does that mean...?
>>2682294
You never heard of hee-Jack Frost as a concept, ho? Yes, I am a psychical form of winter, hee-ho! Some call Jack Frost some old dude, and other hee-see him as this hee-teen kid.
>>2682315
Oh, hee-really now? You know, since I am so hee-nice, you get to attack first, ho.
>>2682293
Are you calling me dumb, Ringabell?
>cracks knuckles.
>>2682294
Because I though you're into men..
>>2682330
Well, and physical as hee-well, but you get the hee-point, ho.
>>2682199
No, I am afraid not. They must be an extinct subspecies of humans.
>>2682315
>immobilizes again and fires Bolter several times.
>>2682292
Jew? no, I'm a christian, you ding-dong, why are you dressed a nazi?
>>2682315
I... um, what the fuck are you?
>grabs 'satan''s nose and pulls it down
are you real? and what price, because I have so many questions.
The next host will be here in 5 minutes
>>2682294
Well, go out and make that change. There's only one way to reach your dreams and that's by taking action.
>>2682343
No, no! I would never think to insult such a fine woman.
>>2682352
*I thought you were into men
Ftfy f.am
>>2682369
oh god, I don't want any gay hosts, no offense.
>>2682369
>lights up a smoke
Thanks for the heads up.
>>2682292
I really don't know what you're talking about...what are Juden exactly?
>>2682315
Maybe? What kind of demon are you that you don't know your own power's limits? I demand to see your boss.
>>2682377
Nice save. Next time i won't be asking, pretty boy.
>>2682293
>Drops an apple and it rolls under a dresser.
Oh nard. Let me just bend over and pick this darn apple up.
>>2682369
More like fifty episodes.
What kind of porn would your avatar watch?
>>2682315
I don't know, you're the one that came here first, so you should probably know why we met.
Oh, and just so you know, I can't die. It's impossible.
>>2682329
You know, you're nice to be around. You're pleasant and actually somewhat smart. If I stayed in school I might have been as smart as you.
>>2682330
Oh, I have, but I didn't know he looked like...well, you. Shouldn't you look older than you do now?
>>2682352
...What? No! I'm into girls, you idiot! I want to have a wife one day!
>>2682372
Uh, but I don't even know what I want to do. How'd you figure out what you wanted to do? Tell me your secrets, human!
>>2682416
All kind.
>>2682416
All of it.
>>2682411
I'm not looking.
>>2682416
>Monster Girls and /fit/ chicks.
>>2682416
Tentacle
>>2682330
Kuku... You have my thanks, but this mistake will be your last...
Go now, my minions!
>The flock of crows that had followed her becomes agitated, taking to the skies.
>However, they seem more keen on pecking this 'demon' than the target of her command.
W-waahh! Stop it, I fed you already!
>>2682362
>The girl's wings are able to serve as a effective shield against the onslaught. She continues sobbing.
S-sdop!! I diden doo anyding wong!!
>>2682365
>She continues trying to sound serious, even with a nasally voice induced by your nose-grabbing.
Kyukyukyu... I yam a powerfyul demyon, syent from Hell to gather the syouls of the damned.
>>2682406
M-my boss? S-she, uhh...
>She shakes her head and wears a serious face again.
Kukuku... You demand to seek council with the lord of darkness themselves? How brave, but also foolish.
>>2682420
>She cups a hand to her ear and leans in closer.
Very well. I shall heed your wishes.
>>2682329
No! I am not a stalker, please do not worry yourself with those kinds of thoughts Koizumi-san! I just happened to discover a few pictures while doing some looking around.
Incidentally, I could procure a few more of them if you so wanted.
>>2682416
W-What kind o question is this? None!
>>2682416
Cuckold and lesbian.
>>2682422
>>2682428
>>2682436
>Not replying with your avatar
cowards
>>2682420
Hee-kid, I have to look like hee-this because I'm a mascot, hee-ho! You know what mascots are, right, ho?
>>2682437
....
>He blinks.
Do you, uh, need hee-help there, miss?
>>2682416
What's porn, ho?