HG thread
>>2678994
you are literally about to kiss him you fucking faggot
>>2678986
Thank you for the thread!
>>2679001
What is that? I cannot hear you.
>rapes the user below
>>2679009
>I like this
>>2679006
you hear me loud and clear gayboy
>rapes the user above
>>2678971
I'm not mean! It was just a nickname but it was a bit harsh, I fare well actually, just mostly tired enjoying my day and yourself?
>>2678976
All these fancy titles don't mean anything to me anyways. They're just to boast about your ego......
>>2679001
>>2679006
He's right you know, you were getting real close to Todo-kun.
agent smith ava when?
>>2679027
I pray to god every day that it doesn't happen
>>2679020
I don't have an ego. I earned this title from over 450 years of battle.
Guess the avafag
Somebody host a fucking game so I can put in my shitty tribute and pass out after studying for 6 days straight.
>>2679013
Whatever, degenerate. I will not try to convince you otherwise.
>>2679016
It was well until someone came across and trifled on it. How do you know Akane, if I may ask?
>>2679023
Being a hero means that you sometimes have to invade the personal space of others as well as having your own invaded.
>>2679041
How's it going, you child molestor?
>>2679056
boba fett
>>2678976
>>2679042
I suppose I'm not a very..."traditional" youkai. Does it really matter if I am something if I don't actually act the part...?
>She shrugs, seemingly to herself
Do what you feel you must, I suppose, sir. For now...I feel tired, I think I'll be getting some rest, farewell.
And farewell to all of you other fine fellows.
>>2679060
your right
>>2679060
No u
>>2679042
I never said you did. I just said titles are used to boast one's ego.
>>2679072
If I ever get married, it will be with a woman.
>>2679067
Ch-Child molester? I am no such thing...
>>2679084
todo-kun disagrees
>>2679084
He's calling you a faggot, which is unrelated to your sexual orientation.
>>2679091
I am quite sure Papi and Suu are not of consensual age.
>>2679042
Space marine-san, you have child bearing hips.
>>2679041
Mister Protagonist. Come with me.
>>2679097
First off, they come onto me, Second off, I'm so not picking either
>>2679094
I don't care, my life is my own.
>>2679095
Well what does it mean then?
>>2679103
I REFUSE,I'VE SEEN THE MOVIES!
>>2679107
So you admit to being a child fucker. Thats a paddling.
>>2679111
and you have the freedom to marry whoever you want, including todo-kun
Reminder that the My Little Hero Academia creator lacks even the most basic of knowledge
>>2679120
HEY HEY HEY! DON'T EVEN IMPLY THAT! Miia would murder me!
>>2679122
Yes, but I won't marry him.
>>2679126
>Implying the creator isn't purposely implying Endeavor is a cuck.
>>2679113
We will use necessary force if you do not comply, Mr. Protagonist. I would advise you to comply.
>>2679071
Goodbye.
>>2679080
I am not sure of that. As Space Marine i don't care how society looks at me. I must bid farewell. Nice knowing you
>>2679098
Its just the armor, citizen.
>>2679137
it seems very likely at this point that you will
>>2679137
Explain how he still passes the quirk then
>>2679132
>implies hard enough so snek-chan hears it
>>2679145
What makes you think that? I only like women.
>>2679146
(Someone else passed on a fire quirk instead of him.)
>>2679141
You've forced my hand...I'm going to have to use my super secret technique!
>>2679147
An-Anon, I'm serious, I didn't fiddle the kiddies!
>>2679144
Same with you space marine. Carry on. I probably need to go lie down myself,not feelin' so hot at the moment.
>>2679163
>performs a satanic ritual to summon snek-chan
>>2679160
YOU WERE ABOUT TO KISS HIM, THAT'S WHY YOU FUCKING MORON
Lida cucking both aizawas for ochaco when
>>2679175
Anon please, don't do this...
>>2679183
I can hear slithering and angry hissing sounds approaching.....
>>2679180
He is not even here now!
>>2679189
...
>runs away
>>2679190
so? he's just up and left
>>2679182
My relations with all 3 are purely platonic!
>>2679198
Just shut up.
>>2679206
if it'll benefit you and todo-kun then sure
>>2679206
And you said I was homo...
>>2679215
Whatever.
>>2679216
What would make you think I am!?
Good morning everyone...
>Iida 'Don't bang my wang' Tenya
>>2679243
Go-Good morning mister...
>>2679223
I never said that, I said you called me homo, but if you're saying that then I agree.
>>2679243
Good morning.
>>2679243
Why, hello there!
>>2679267
But why?
>>2679254
Public sexual intercourse is against the rules.
>>2679260
Isn't it a tad bit too early to be getting abused?
>>2679268
Co-Colonel Sanders?! What're you doing here?
>>2679267
Hey, how's it going tea guy? Are you going to make me some breakfast? I've been craving scrambled eggs recently.
>>2679294
So you're having lots of private sex all the time, right?
NGW
GW
W
>>2679305
with TODO-KUN
>>2679296
So-Sorry, I just wanted to say good morning, even though you probably don't care what trash like me has to say...
>>2679294
Because I think the names are funny and want it to continue.
>>2679296
The cafe is a night thing, but I suppose I could make you some eggs, if you call Iida gay.
>>2679268
I believe we have unfinished business, to attend Colonel!
>>2679296
Sellin delicious pressuah fried chicken, made fast and fresh with a secret blend a herbs n spices a course!
>>2679312
Hey cutie
>>2679312
>kissu
>>2679305
I do not have any sex whatsoever!
>>2679320
So you are doing it for the sake of degeneracy. Good to know.
>>2679343
haha virgin loser
>>2679312
Oh I care, but because you're so kinky I try not to, so...fuck off?
>>2679320
It's almost night and day with how you act. One minute you're really nice, and the next you're vicious as all hell. I'll try, but he seems like he'd go ballistic.
>>2679324
And tyson chicken, right? I've had a bad run-in with that kind of chicken. The people you have working for you are all too incompetent, Mr. Sanders.
>>2679325
Yo-You shouldn't waste kind words on me...I-I'm not cute, I'm trash...
>>2679340
An-Anon, kissing filth like me...you could catch something.
>>2679357
Shut up and let me call you cute, cutie.
>>2679343
Hey, someone told me to call you gay, so you're gay. Don't take it too personally.
>>2679322
Why hello there, Ronald! Always nice to see a fellow ambassaduh for a culinary corporate giant! How's the burger business treatin you?
>>2679357
If I catch something, then you can take care of me.
>shoots thread
>>2679374
G-Goodbye, cruel world...
>>2679355
...o-oh, okay, so-sorry for wasting your incredibly precious time...
>>2679365
So-Sorry, ju-just continue then...
>>2679370
You shouldn't want such a failure to take care of you...
>>2679374
WHAT KIND OF AMERICAN HIC MISS ARE YOU
IS POLYMER OVERPRICED WEAPON?
IS UNNECESSARY SCOPE OF AMERICAN MID WEST?
CANT EVEN HIT LARGE SIDE OF BARN AT HIC PARTY
>>2679355
Well, to be honest with ya, they don't actually work for me no more. I sold the franchisin rights many decades ago, but since my Kentucky Colonel appearance was so iconic, the wondahful purchasers of my business kept me around as a mascot of sorts, on a fine salary no less.
>>2679386
Why not? I always wanted a cute nurse to take care of me.
>>2679386
How big is your chest? Show me.
>>2679343
Yes I am, but at least I can laugh, Mr. Serious.
>>2679355
Well It was night and now it is day, so I suppose so.
>Goes into the back to start preparing his eggs.
>>2679399
Bu-But I'm not cu-cute, you could do better...
>>2679400
I-But, I-I can't do that, anon!
>>2679386
Now you sound like you're acting sarcastic. You know damn well my time is nowhere near as precious as it should be. You trying to pick a fight with me? I swear to god I'll make you eat dirt.
>>2679392
How come all you dead guys make more money than people who're alive? You know that skeleton king guy? He makes about 50,254 a year hiding under my bed and drooling all over my pornos. You know how much I make a year? About 7,000 yen.
>>2679411
I hope you're pleased with making me do your dirty work, guy.
I summon Shorty to host a potfest for us!
He'll be here anytime soon
r-right?
>>2679423
N-No, I-I'm sorry, I-I didn't me-mean too, bu-but if hitting me would make you feel better...
>>2679421
You are cute, so don't say otherwise, and I want you, and no one else, to be my nurse.
>>2679421
futa pls go
>>2679435
Sit down, anon...
>>2679421
Or i can ignore you untill the end of my days. Ou choose
>>2679366
Oh. Okay.
>>2679352
I am not ashamed of it!
>>2679411
I laugh, but there is nothing laughable around here.
>>2679450
>sits down
He'll be here soon, I'm sure!
>reverse gear
>shoots thread again
>>2679457
I'd actually bug him, if you know, he was awake.
>>2679468
Nah, don't
>>2679435
he gave someone else potfest
>>2679442
I'm starting to question whether or not hitting you would make YOU feel better instead. You're some sort of masochist, aren't you?
>>2679455
Sorry, it was for free scrambled eggs. A man's gotta eat, you know?
>>2679442
>forgot picture
>reee
>>2679444
Saying trash like me...cu-cute, th-that's...
>>2679448
Fu-Futa, I-I'm not, honest...
>>2679454
Wh-what?...fi-fine, ju-just don't ignore me!
>>2679475
But he is asleep... so I wouldn't have anyways. Sleep is sacred, I wouldn't bother anyone's sleep.
>>2679478
Understandable. Just be glad I am not one of those miscreants who talk with their hands.
>>2679479
Saying something like that is the truth, nohing more, nothing less.
>>2679423
>comes out from the back with a plate of scrambled eggs, seasoned with salt and pepper, and a glass of orange juice, placing them all down in front of him with a fork and a knife.
Are you saying I wouldn't call him gay myself? I just wanted to make you pay for these in some way.
>>2679455
There is plenty of funny stuff here that is funny, you saying there isn't is an insult to this place.
>>2679477
who ?
>>2679479
Take off your shirt, slowly.
>>2679506
This place is an insult to society.
>>2679506
I don't get this character's gimmick. One day you call yourself a king and the other one you're a waiter. Is this some OC shit?
>>2679478
No of course not...but if taking your anger out on filth like me will help you better...I-it's not like this is the fi-first time.
>>2679520
Multiple Personality Disorder
>>2679509
...An-Anon, are you a se-sex offender...
>tfw accidentally erased my new ava folder on mobile and can't recover it
>>2679527
Dissociative Identity Disorder
>>2679534
Let's not turn this into rape, you worthless whore.
>>2679543
Oedipus Complex
>>2679493
Yeah, but blood only makes eggs taste better.
>>2679506
Eh, whatever. He took it surprisingly well. Maybe he actually is gay?
>he starts eating the food, finishing it al before drinking the OJ
>>2679523
>he pats your head
You're one screwed up girl, you know that? One of these days someone might actually kill you because of your mentality.
>the patting starts getting harder and harder
>>2679534
>>2679547
But that's a valid question.
>>2679547
I-I'm starting to think you are....
>>2679554
U-Uwee, th-that hu-hurts...
KAAAAAAAAAAMINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2679520
>So It's king kaito, but it's really only Kaito and Kaito's actions have always been decided by the fans in songs and pictures, So i suppose I just use what I get, I honestly thought I was doing a similar kinda thing, switching around I mean.
>>2679554
Probably, but no one honestly cares that much, It's just to bother him.
>>2679518
Whoa, let's not say anything we'll regret.
>>2679590
I'd bug him as well if he weren't also probably sleeping.
>>2679587
>punches in stomach
I said to take that shirt off, didn't i?
>starts to turn around and leave.
>>2679554
Um, excuse me?
>>2679600
IF KAMINA DOES NOT SHOW UP TO HOST NOW, I WILL KILL SANYA
>>2679605
Sup Kuruisu?
>>2679605
>kissu
>>2679608
Go ahead.
>>2679608
>>2679613
you heard my plan
>>2679608
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOUWILLALWSYSBEMYBOO(32)
>>2679605
You suck at hiding.
>>2679603
>She crumples down and smacks her head on the floor
O-owwww...
>>2679523
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dependent_personality_disorder
this will help you play mikan
>>2679605
>>2679587
See what I mean? You'll eventually die if you don't stop asking people to hurt you. Would you really want to die over something as stupid as saying good morning to someone?
>>2679599
He really doesn't seemed bothered though. I think your plans kind of fell through. Try coming up with something harsher next time.
>>2679604
What is it?
>>2679605
Are you going to stand there and look at us all day, or are you going to join in?
>>2679609
Nothing as usual. What about you, anon?
>>2679611
Do you not remember what happened last time?
>>2679621
You just suck at seeking, do you know how long I was hiding for?
>>2679625
>spits on Mikan's face
You are worthless, nobody will ever love you and you will die alone.
>>2679628
>>2679605
>>2679605
I still don't care about you
>>2679634
Surprised to see you here instead of ERP. I never really talked to you there though.
>>2679627
>thanks, I'm playing through the game in my free time to get a better grasp on her, this'll help too, thanks a bunch, anon
>>2679634
I don't know, I wan't looking for you.
>>2679619
>>2679608
Give me 45 minutes, my final class for the day will end by then.
>>2679620
>H-How the fuck do you remember my filename?
>>2679630
Hey Iilda's my buddy, I wouldn't insult him more than that and again it wasn't about the effect, it's about the fact you did it.
>>2679628
I-I see you!
>>2679630
What makes you think I want to join in?
>>2679644
You cared enough to tell me.
>>2679645
You know I'm not the ERP Kurisu, right?
>>2679654
My point exactly, you clearly knew you were destined to lose against a professional hider.
>>2679664
I'll keep SANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hostage until then
>>2679664
>Because it was hilarious
>>2679643
>>2679628
>>2679605
>>2679668
Ha, yeah right, if I wanted to find you, I'd do it without a problem.
>>2679665
Well geez, you're making this too easy for me to ear a quick bite to eat. Either way, thank you or the meal, King.
>>2679668
Because you look lonely. I can tell by looking into your empty eyes.
>>2679668
n-no... I just wanted to make sure you know, and you still suck at hiding like Araragi said
>>2679630
Drinking bodily fluids is against the rules.
>>2679668
Oh. Sorry. i wasn't trying to hide...
>>2679630
O-Oh, well, I mean...I guess you're right...
>>2679687
>>2679701
>pushes into that beam of light in the background
>>2679653
don't mention it I'm just glad to see her being played
>>2679670
But Sanya's goneya.
>>2679676
>O-Oh
>>2679703
Rude Anon.
Well Mr. Rules Tenya, you don't seem to be as perceptive, or vigilant as you want to be.
>>2679706
SANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
is in my sex dungeon
>>2679684
Don't say it like that! It sound weirder when you make it sound like it's pee.
>>2679697
I know I'm right. I'm always right! Trust me when I say your wellbeing is in my interest.
Now then, make sure to wear something more revealing next time, okay?
>>2679706
helo it is i sanya
>>2679711
You can survive for a while, don't worry
>hands you a parasol
>>2679716
I-...we-well if it makes you feel better, I-I'll see what I have...
>>2679682
Actually I make you do stuff, I gave Bikko a nice burger with some smokes yesterday for free, without mention of a bill, because she never tried to extort me. But hey If you want me to make you do harder things that's fine with me.
SAAAAAAAAANNNNNYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2679679
>>2679605
>>2679628
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