/Trash/ quest. this will mainly be based on the Zootopia trash threads. that have been going on for the past several days.
You are a normal anon that has fallen into the /trash/. You stand in front of an imposing fortress surrounded by mines.
Since this is trash the ground is littered with random shit not all of it may be helpful.
>>2671578
Check Inventory.
>>2671578
Pick up the gun and shoot yourself with it.
>>2671578
dubs decide? rules anon.
>>2671578
Examine what's on the ground. Looks like a gun, an action figure, grappling hook, sandwich, and a fiddy to me.
Top priority-
pick up nick figurine
>>2671640
Your inventory is empty but i am sure you can find something empty
>>2671656
I'll take dubs or the most requested response
>>2671728
Try to get the money since you are a jew.
Examine the wall, what's the top look like?
And it looks like we're on a trail, what's opposite the wall that we don't see?
>>2671708
you acquire nick figurine +5 style
>>2671664
surrounding you on the ground is a gun that only fires shitty memes, a dirty magazine, some scrilla, a box a hook and rope, and a sandvitch. There are also landmines I would not pick these up though
>>2671869
face plant on mine
>>2671869
Jump on the landmines.
>>2671892
>>2671893
>that minemind
holy fuck
>>2671869
Grab grappling hook
Swing grappling hook out to try and grab the sandwich.
>>2671861
you turn to face the wall It is very tall and you can not see the top from the other side you can hear faint barking. This seems to be the secret lair of crimeanon
>>2671957
Throw the gun at the landmines.
>>2671861
opposite the wall are mountains of trash and degeneracy
>>2671957
THE PLOT THICKENS
>>2671979
grab the gun and run towards the mountains of trash, shoot anythung that moves
>>2671979
Begin a new life in the trash from which you came.
>>2671975
you pick up and throw the shitposting meme gun, and it hits the far landmine destroying the mine the gun the memes and part of the sign and that mad scratch
>>2671944
in a show of force you manage to grapple the top slice of bread and some of the meat
>>2671892
>>2671893
now that you know the landmines are real you decide that would be a bad choice.
>>2671825
the shekels were destroyed
>>2672135
Take off all your clothes.
>>2672190
Seconded
You reeled in the sandwich and now have a limited edition nick figure a sandvitch and a grapple hook with plenty of rope. You are wearing a standard anon suit
>>2672003
you drink orange juice with thick-it mixed in like you are 90
>>2672046
your faggotry and mental state levels are not high enough to become a /trash/ man
>>2672026
gun is kill it only shot shitty memes anyways
>>2672305
Eat the sandwich with one hand, cum on the Nick figurine with the other. Tear the porn mag to pieces, it is not needed.
>>2672190
>>2672225
you are now nekked. one anon suit has been added to your inventory
-50 style
your dick is at 0% hardness
>>2672400
Throw clothes at the landmines
>>2672378
you'd hate to lower the collectable value your health is full
>>2672460
Touch the button on the wall.
There's no visible door, huh?
Is the wall to high to grapple up?
What is the mass and velocity of the memes being fired?
>>2672446
sadly the clothes were not heavy enough to set off the mines but they covered them up now some other anon will most likely die because they cant see the mines
>>2672501
You ring the door bell crimeanon tells you to fuck off unless you have what he wants
>>2672516
And uh, what's that pile of shit on the bottom left?
>>2672595
Oh no, i think he wants Judeon.
We're safer back in the garbage.
>>2672516
the grapple hook has more than enough rope to reach the top of the wall. After crunching the numbers you determined that the memes were non lethal
>>2672692
Check if there's anything inside the box.
After that, try and get the grapple up the wall.
>>2672692
Disarm landmines to improve explosives skill
>>2672625
you examine the thing on the ground it appears to be a used napkin it is slightly crusty -gross-
>>2672649
Just as you shudder at the thought of that ungodly heresy crimeanon shout that he wants gold, a helicopter, or something really lewd. he will trade you one for a hostage which he has three of this time.
>>2672768
Just put your clothes on and advance to your right.
>>2672732
you check the box and find the transcript of Weavers bellwether dream (your autism is now revved up) and a shitty bayonet
>>2672760
You disarm the nearby land mine because you are a bad ass (style increased to 12)
>>2672916
Alright nigga get this.
Take the box, put the landmine in the box and rearm it. Cover it up with the transcript, and put the porno over that. Tell Crimeanonthat you have something lewd that you could send in.
>>2672795
because anon did not want you to catch a cold, and since disarming a land mine raised your explosives skill you were able to recover your clothes. you decide not to go right because of the mines
>>2672732
you throw your grapple and it connects to the top of the wall you start to climb over
>>2672983
fuck! you lament over what a great Idea that would have been but you have already climbed the wall.
I am going to bed but I will be back tomorrow at 9 am central with part 2 (inside the fortress) thanks for playing so far!
>>2673165
Aww, I wanted to Jihad Crimeanon!
Tomorrow, then.
>Part two
You climbed over the wall and you are now in the fortress of crimeanon. he is sitting on a throne with his trusty shotgun at his side. he has three hostages guarded by an angry attack dog The hostages are Weaver, the spirit of chumpy possessing the body of Desmond and bore. crimeanon will trade for one if you have something he wants. the ground is littered with trash and mines
>>2676641
>Inquire as to imprisoned character stats
>Otherwise assume Moose Detective is strongest
>>2676796
here are their stats
>>2676888
This is a conundrum, all are better than I anticipated. Inquire about crimeanon's desired object
>>2676641
Examine gun looking thingy to your left
>>2676987
You ask crimeanon what he wants again.
He replies: gold a helicopter or something lewd
>>2677109
the item appears to be a normal pipe wrench
>>2677227
Have weaver draw him something lewd to distract him. Then have him draw a skeleton key and bust the other two drawfags out.
>>2677291
Weaver draws a heartfelt and yet lewd comic (crimeanon is to far away to see it) he also draws a lever lock key (two bad the cages are controlled by bio-metric locks )
>>2677368
Take comic to crime anon
OR
Take gold key on ground, search for golden helicopter
>>2677368
Grab the bone and throw it at the trio of mines, then go in for the kill
>>2677428
you approach crimeanon on the way there, you acquire a gold lever lock key >>2677431
you reach for the bone as you walk by a snarl of disapproval from the dog tells you that taking this may not be a good idea yet.
>>2677428
You have pleased crimeanon and he will give you one of the hostages
>>2677658
Tell him we can give him ALL the lewds if he gives us all three.
And then have weaver draw a portal to a world that has no cops and where he is king.
>>2677658
Politely request the release of Weaver
>>2677803
weaver attempts to draw the portal and fails we are in trash the closest thing to a cop that exists is the judy figure in the bottom corner and weaver is already a king here
>>2677967
Aquire Judy figure and press into Nick figure lewdly
>>2677934
you ask for Weaver and he is set free. He walks over and joins your party he still has the key he drew for you and the comic he drew is on the ground by where his cage was.
Seeing as you don't need him chumpy's spirit leaves Desmond's body. (Desmond reawakens and is scared)
bore stoically stares off into space and contemplates why he is so bad ass
your inventory contains one nick figure, a sandvitch, a trusty grapple hook, a transcript of weavers dream, a gold key, and a knife
>>2678168
Have weaver draw a summoning circle and put Chumpy's spirit in the dog
>>2677987
You acquire the judy toy and do lewd thing to the nick toy with it.
your total lewdness increased, and by cucking the judeon fags you gained 1000 xp
weaver silently questions your actions but allows them none the less
>>2678240
weaver binds chumpy's spirit to the dog
Desmond is horrified
>weaver is a witch doctor confirmed
>>2678300
Wait... What happened to the mines next to crimeanon?
>>2678630
oh shit i turned off the wrong layer ignore that.
>I am leaving for work be back tonight.
now that you have freed weaver you can go to the back of the facility and try to escape stay here and loot items or talk to crime anon or bore if you are in to that sort of thing. you could also try to teach chumpdog a trick
>just got home
>quest thread is nonexistant
Fug :DD
>>2679375
Be back at 8 bb
and we are back and now with updated visuals
>Desmond has been redone and is more on model
>new weaver with updated head things
>you now have a neck
now you can go to the back of the facility and try to escape stay here and loot items or talk to crime anon or bore if you are in to that sort of thing. you could also try to teach chumpdog a trick
>>2686247
Sure, might as well head to the back of the facility. I'm thinking we should keep the grapple on hand in case we decide to assault Crimeanon though, sounds like it could be fun.
>>2686247
Can't Weaver just draw a golden helicopter and trade it for the moose detective? Chumpy's spirit is in the dog, who cares about Desmond? Everyone is now rescued.
>>2686683
Crimeanon takes your offer and gets ready to leave for Russia he releases his hostages and lets you keep the dog because you black magicked it
Desmond cries a single tear at you total disregard for his personal well being and safety
>>2686889
Aquire Chumpy Dog and Moose Detective as new party members. Wave at Desmond. Examine everyone's inventory.
>>2686634
You and your rather strange crew move toward the back wall. If only you had a door
Bore spots some shit and goes to investigate he leaves you but not before giving you one of his bitchin' trench coats maxing out your style
>>2687022
you wave at Desmond and he feels better.
You have nick and judy figures a grapple hook a knife a sandvitch and a transcript of weavers dream
Desmond has a mace and and a crisp cool refreshing beverage
Weaver has the lever lock key you had him draw and his ultra pen
chumpy dog is chained to the fortress wall
you have a feeling he will return
(mysterious strange perk unlocked)
>>2687369
Ask chumpydog how they all got here
>>2687369
Replace open party slot with Desmond. Look at chain that Chumpy Dog is attached to.
>>2687719
>>2687752
Desmond is now in your party
Chumpy dog replies >bark bark bark
if only you had a translator. You could ask Weaver
The chain is made of 1095 steel in 3/4" links
>>2687971
Try to remove the collar from the dog. The chain is connected to the collar.
>>2688025
you took off the collar You now have chumpdog as a supplemental party member he is an attack dog with military training
>>2688205
You're no longer anon. You're a Slav.
>>2688344
you returned with your party and are now of russian descent >it did not change your stats
There is still the problem of what to do with the wall
back tomorrow goodnight
>>2676888
>>2688502
Give Chumpy Dog ushanka hat. Examine wall and interior. Loot everything that doesn't explode. Disarm what explodes before taking it too.
>>2697863
The wall is made out of thick concrete if only it had a door you grab all the items (you now have a mic, three landmines, a pipe wrench, a meme about bane, and a one dollar bill)
due to recent developments in the other thread weaver now transforms into an antelope instead of a deer and a shears was added to his inventory. he can now give platonic handjobs
chumpy is now a lvl 28 wizard and has transformed into his true form. he can use magic
>>2697863
chumpy has the ushanka hat in his inventory
I forgot the trench coat I am sorry
>>2707283
Make Chumpy equip the hat as headgear. Examine stats afterwards.
>>2707941
Chumpy dons the hat his cold weather resistance increased. he can now speak Russian. his strength increased and he can summon vodka.
also I am going to bed i will post more in the morning
>>2708302
Set the landmines next to the south wall and rearm them, have Weaver draw something to throw onto them to detonate them. Examine aftermath.
(Thanks for the fun, sleep well)
>>2708439
You blow up the wall because drawing doors is for quitters.
Chumpy uses his magic to bind Desmond as a familiar giving him armor and buffing his mace
You now have access to part three which will start after I get home from work tonight
>>2713440
Lead the party bravely into the next zone, ready to brave the new hazards that may be there. Stand from the hole and examine the other side.
>>2719058
You enter through the hole in the wall. It appears to be a hallway with several doors. items litter the ground most of it appears to be junk but it wont hurt to check every once and a while. you can also head west weaver wanders down the hall a bit.
>removed mines from inv added scorch marks from blast
>>2723214
All of our friends are so gorgeous
Take moment to appreciate their beauty
>>2723214
Ask weaver if he found a use for the key yet, then give him back his script. It is rightfully his, after all.
>>2723695
You ask weaver about the key. He states that he does not know what it opens as it is a drawn key its inscription reads "some doors are better left unopen"
Weaver takes his dream transcript after reading it he ponders life
>>2723579
You inspect your party You have one weaver (cleric?) who is very op
one mage (Chumpy)
and omega Desmond thanks to chumpy's magic (knight)
Your are just a very stylish anon in a sweet trench coat. you are also Russian and have a knife which makes you the thief
>>2727995
Go into skill tree, see what thief abilities to unlock. Also, tell Weaver to start opening the doors. Have Desmond back him up.
>>2727995
inspect doors, especially the tiny door.
>>2727995
Combine the pipe with the grappling hook. Try to create a grapple gun.
>>2728164
You inspect all doors and only the far door is locked
>>2728120
You send Desmond and weaver to open it
The tiny door opens to a much larger room
>no one is small enough to use the tiny door
>>2728203
you combine the (pipe)wrench and the hook giving you a grappling morning star
>>2728120
You open the thief skill tree
Weaver and Desmond enter the locked room
>>2728923
Spend those points on the thief skills! Gotta get more. Tell everyone to spend their skill points on what they want and look through the small door. The other party members should be competent enough to handle that.
>>2735571
You and wizard Chumpy show your competency by bending down to look in the tiny room. It appears to be some kind of strange art gallery. there is what seems to be a safe in the back of the room. another anon paces back and forth while grumbling to himself.
>>2735571
You and your party members spend their skill points Weaver gains the ability to erase some things and has access to his coat
Chumpy can use even more advanced magic.
>>2736351
Sharpie in pooper.
>>2741254
Where did the sharpie come from? Also, make weaver make the door bigger. Go inside and greet the Anon. Tell Chumpy to secretly loot the room.
>>2744774
Spend the skill points! Upgrade the thief skill tree.
>>2746616
You and your party already spent their skill points you will get more after a fight or two. all your current skills are here >>2736351
and here >>2687411.
>>2744774
There never was a sharpie. Weaver leaves Desmond behind in the third room and makes the small door larger. He is waiting in the hallway. Chumpy attempts to loot the room. He finds a glass mixing bowl at the base of the statue. Chumpy can not take the safe as it is too heavy he does not know the combination to open it either. upon further inspection It appears to be on a locked layer so weaver can not edit it with his brush / eraser.
You talk to the anon he introduces himself as filenameanon. he tells you that he has lost some things and he will help you solve a devious puzzle if you find his lost items.
>>2749227
Inquire about these lost items. Use charisma to charm a double reward, also, ask him if he buys and sells things.
>>2749227
Tell Weaver to try that drawn key on the safe, just in case.
>>2749227
Do lewd things to the statue while weaver watches.
>>2751453
Weaver used the key to unlock the door in the hallway It is a combination lock so it would not help anyways
>>2754473
Who will you have do lewd things?
>>2751407
You talk to filenameanon he tells you that he wants a meme, a cool hat, something dark blue, and a pen (you already have some of these items)
You charm him (thanks to your stylish trench coat from bore) and because of this he will give you an epic nickname and open a blocked path for you after you help him
>>2754853
Desmond will do the lewd
>>2755143
If Desmond refuses, use chumpys magic vodka it force him to do the lewd
>>2755143
>>2755310
Chumpy summons Desmond from the other room. Chumpy orders Desmond to attempt to lewd the statue. Since Desmond is bound as Chumpy's familiar he can not refuse.
next part after I get done with school tonight
>>2756735
Use charisma on Desmond to get himto want to do it. Hand over familiar items to Anon. Use charm to tell him he doesn't need the last items that are missing, all he needs is you.
