HG thread.
HAS THE SIDE EFFECT GONE TOO FAR?
>>2670049
>Does it matter, you gosh dang weirdo?
>>2670021
You know Riri's dildos are inside the box right? I want to win for myself and no one else.
>>2670039
There's no siddefect here, only the willpower to win.
>>2670002 (Ringading)
I assure you as well young man, that the money you received is the proof that you aren't innocent in this situation. Retribution was served swiftly however.
>>2669977
Nothing to be sad about!
Kongou is used to be forgotten~!
>>2669988
>flicks your cheek to the side
Well then why do you even do it then?
>>2670002
O-Oh my...
Tenryuu is the... tomboyish shipgirl.
Looks like the edgiest of them all too.
>>2670039
Shrimp... buddy ~de geso?
Ogaa booga boo where all de cells at
>>2670072
because you look dumb otherwise, I'm doing you a favor
>>2670039
FINAL FIVE
HOPE IS GONE, DESPAIR HAS TAKEN OVER
>>2670024
Y-You really think so? I don't think anyone ever describes me in such a way.
>>2670039
Why am I not surprised?
>>2670089
How is it possible for me to look dumb without being flicked!
>>2670099
>Juri eats a dick
>>2670099
>Juri is so hungry, she could eat Donald Dick. So she does.
Evens keep watching Watamote
Odds go to sleep
Dubs host after this game.
>>2669956
Ending my life as your only choice is something I can believe, shame on you it was for nothing. Useless.
>>2670002
>And then the bodies swaped.
You had no idea how weak I felt as the temporal host of your body.
>>2669971
>>2670072
The smell of Iron and salt isn't so hard to find.
>>2670099
Er, Mokou, I think your "kid" could use some counselin'.
>>2670110
Passive aggressive!
>>2670134
You only stop watching when you stop relating to Tomoko
>>2670145
The dinkster all the way, lets go
>>2670134
enjoy it famzilla
>>2670072
That doe not seem right.
>>2670099
>>2670145
Whoever this Mokou's son is, he is out of control. Someone should reign him in.
>>2670121
I know, how do you manage it?
>>2670163
>relating to an inferior tomo
>>2670145
Dragon Dildos aren't battleships you silly Youkai.
>>2670140
I'm fine, just watch as I win my first Express Game!
>>2670145
Non aggressive..
>>2670071
...I can assure you I've learned my lesson. I'd prefer to stay out of such dirty deeds if at all possible.
>>2670072
Ah, yes...I remember her quite fondly.
One of a kind woman she is, bluntly put.
>>2670139
My head felt much heavier in yours, that's for sure..
>>2670125
>>2670130
Sh-Shut up, yo-you gotta do what you gotta do...
>>2670139
I mean more 'bout how this place takes control'a ya.
>>2670189
You're a bit wound-up, is all.
>>2670187
Sorry, who are you?
>>2670187
Who the fuck are you?
>>2670209
>the better tomo
>that's all you need to know
>>2670202
The dinkster is smart, he's gonna win this one.
>>2670187
Who?
>>2670216
I don't follow
>>2670216
Who?
>>2670200
Are you quite certain of that sir? That you wouldn't fall to the temptation of money for such an act again.
>>2670202
A living meme transcends humanity
>>2670139
D-Damn...
You're pretty... good at smelling things..
>looks to him as if he's a creep
>>2670179
Hehehehe~
>slowly frowns
>>2670121
It's just your natural state.
>>2670242
Didn't he do that last time he was in one'a these or something?
>>2670214
>>2670230
>>2670236
>>2670238
>the best there ever was
>>2670242
...Something Something...edgy, something something.
>>2670242
>>2670251
The dinkster was of course secret code for those boxes.
>>2670261
Who the fuck are you?
>>2670242
He's got a lot of endurance
>>2670260
>yes
>>2670205
This place controls no one, accept your task as a warrior who needs to fight for her life already.
>>2670200
...I Can't say much against that. How did it feel to have so much scorched skin on yourself?
>>2670244
What's with that face? My nose is exceptionaly good. That's all, don't look at me like some of the perverts around here.
>>2670268
>pic
>>2670274
F best Spy Kids 3 character
>>2670022
>And now I realize I never gave an image to this. Sorry if you missed it.
>>2670276
Yeah, yeah it sorta does. Otherwise I wouldn't go 'round killin' folks at all, let alone in such weird ways.
>>2670244
People should recognize you more. You host and have been here a longer time than myself.
>>2670242
I feel like my rear is in some sort of danger.
>>2670274
>
Ungh...no good, time for a plan B...I have no plan B.
>>2670288
Fucking tense
>>2670306
This slide is comedy gold
>>2670306
HOMELESS
O
M
E
L
E
S
S
>>2670306
>>2670145
Juri has been messing with Bikko for some time. I wonder when she will strike back.
>>2670324
...Wow. Maybe they don't know...?
>>2670330
I'd like to see the cripple try, that'd be something to witness alright.
>>2670299
What are you doing inside a murderbox like this one, if not to squish the skull of many as a way to prove your worth?
>>2670324
WINNER
>>E
>>X
>>T
>>S
>>L
>>I
>>D
>>E
>>2670261
THE NAME
GIVE ME THE WRETCHED NAME
>>2670357
>>2670073
Seems like I failed you once again, commander.
>>2670357
Whooops, would you look at that, the fuckbois dead, what a shaame.
>>2670357
That's what you get for gillink me ~de geso.
>>2670355
Because I'm kinda stuck here. At least I can practice my magic while I'm here.
>>2670357
Welp. So much for that.
>>2670350
I would like to as well. I have seen even the weakest of fighters somehow come on top.
http://orig01.deviantart.net/63ae/f/2013/357/b/b/juri_with_a_j_by_omar_dogan-d6z2ccn.jpg
http://orig08.deviantart.net/f424/f/2013/124/4/d/juri600_by_omar_dogan-d643i00.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/70/e0/97/70e0971cfa727faa751786c16ac51b1d.jpg
http://orig02.deviantart.net/18c8/f/2014/238/0/e/juri_j_j_j_by_omar_dogan-d7ws907.jpg
>>2670357
AND HERE IT IS
>>2670357
>>2670380
What did you just call me? Nice moves though, I like the way you play with your legs.
>>2670383
Y-You talk like it was on purpose...
>>2670399
>you tru handling the boxes
>you get cut
>>2670372
>w-what are you going to do when you find out?
>>2670404
Says the idiot who can't even show her face when talking to us.
Evens - kill myself
Odds - kill myself
Dubs - host
>>2670404
I-Image!
>>2670399
Congratulations boxes, you are the new winners of the Express Games!
>>2670399
Congrats
Thanks for hosting.
>>2670399
FUCKING KARMAAAA!
>>2670398
Puh-leez, that shit is all luck.
>>2670416
I called you a fuckboi, and thanks for the compliment, I'll kill you la-wait I already did.
>>2670399
Congratulations to uhh... my luggage.
>>2670399
Oh... quite a shame. Really, Stumpy fell out of the tree.
>>2670416
We could have both just teamed up on that one guy but you had to take me out too ~de geso.
>>2670437
And thanks for playing tributes.
>>2670446
<3
>>2670429
Rolling as well.
>>2670451
>Image fell off..
>>2670404
There is no reason for me to be that though.
>>2670399
>>2670440
Luck or not, the results show.
>>2670458
I wish I could have done better. Thank for the opportunity. Congratulations.
>>2670458
The most meta Express Game winner ever. I love that.
>>2670404
>>2670433
From affar. Do you see me invading your personal space? I'm aware if your capabilities, shipgirl.
>>2670385
And you're not used to killing yet? You're either too innoncent...or you try too hard to keep yourself sane.
>>2670399
>>2670437
Congrats and thanks for the game.
>>2670458
Thank you for hosting.
>>2670471
The Results can suck my lady dick...th-this game sucks anyway....
>>2670473
And I leave you with your moment of Zen.
>>2670458
Congrats!
An' thanks for havin' us, Mokou.
>>2670475
As someone who views life as a whole as precious, it don't sit well with me.
>>2670458
Damnit, I get back to see I finish 2nd place again because I had to climb a damn tree. Congrats and thanks for hosting Mokou.
>>2670451
Shutup man. Don't have to point out my stupidity.
>>2670446
I rigged your box of dildos to win, where are my thanks?
>>2670453
I was excited! You know what happens when my fighting spirit takes the best of me
>>2670440
I'll put your legs in my list of what I should hunt next time.
>>2670484
>tfw Juri will never eat your dick
>>2670473
Should have used the Fedex logo
>>2670482
A "dick"? How many females here have that?
>>2670497
You mean that in a "I'm gonna hang your legs on a mantle above my fireplace" kinda of way, right?
>>2670513
All of them.
>>2670508
>I might remake it later, but I'm tired AF
>>2670473
>thanks for hosting mokou
>and thanks to everyone who congratulated me
>>2670513
Its an expression lady, Its not literal...
>>2670516
I'm gonna tickle the skin of your naked sole until you beg for mercy, that's my kind of way.
Kill yourselves
Get me some water, now.
>>2670562
Working on it.
>>2670567
No u.
>>2670518
>
>>2670544
Oh. It is hard to take it literal when someone showed me... that in our second encounter.
>>2670485
And yet you sit there watching lives being taken away endlessly.
>>2670425
>covers her ears
lalalalalalalalalala!!
S-Sticks and stones may break my bones but But words will never harm me.
>>2670471
You host more than I do.
I may be longer but I only appear during hosting times.
>>2670497
...You're lucky you're my shrimp buddy, otherwise I'd be really mad ~de geso.
>>2670580
I don't take orders from degenerates.
>>2670556
...So the weirdo foot fetish way, neat, I'll be sure to steer clear of you.
>>2670583
Well I assure you I don't have a cock and balls, I'm 100% woman.
>>2670495
Hehe.
I want to make tender love to LF.
>>2670567
>hands a glass cup of water
>>2670567
Why?
>>2670590
That still should not mean you should be forgotten.
>>2670593
That is a relief I suppose.
>>2670562
>>2670576
I propose, let's not an' say we didn't.
>>2670586
This place is...weird, with the whole "no lasting harm" thing.
>>2670583
>be me
>look up El and Ram Doujins
>find one where Ram has a dick and fucks Elphelt
>>2670590
>flicks forehead
Stop acting like a child!
>>2670605
I am pleased.
>>2670607
Because I'm thirsty.
Duh.
>>2670567
How about Ice
>>2670593
>tfw I feel bad for deleting my Chun-li folder
>>2670632
That is good, I'm happy for you.
>>2670593
What? I'm not into that, that's punishment! Not something I'd enjoy watching...
>>2670591
You know I killed you with no malicious intent. Remember I figth for sport!
>>2670620
I would never do that to her. At most I would jam my sword into her.
>>2670632
I do not see why you can not get it yourself.
>>2670633
Let me rephrase that.
Get me some liquid water to drink.
>>2670644
...
Thanks.
>>2670658
I don't see why you can't get it for me.
>>2670658
Ouch. Do you hate her?
>>2670567
Here (You) go.
>>2670567
>unzips dick
>>2670666
Extremely happy for you.
>>2670634
>You butthole, we could've done some ebin borderline lesbian shit.
>>2670646
Yeeaaah, and I'm not to big on the whole...tickling my soles thing, that's kinda, y'know, gross.
>>2670632
Uni a cute when uni smiles
no frowny face uni-chan
>>2670669
>>2670666
I repeat my first statement.
>>2670667
>>2670667
Not at the moment. I said at most. Plus, she will be able to survive it.
>>2670676
...
>>2670646
That doesn't make it any better ~de geso.
>>2670706
Aggressively happy for you.
>and I'm going to bed.
>>2670705
Stabbing your sister seems a little harsh.
>>2670705
because I told you to.
>>2670720
Okay...
Goodnight then.
By the way, this is the current state of the roll chart. Blue bettle, Kongou and Izayoi will be added later. If there's someone else who want to sumbit his waifu and hasn't done it yet feel free to post a name and a picture. In case I'm left with spots elft Ill just fill it with the characters I see are active but still hasn't said anything.
>>2670720
Farewell.
>>2670727
>All those typos.
Shit nigga I can' type for shit.
>>2670727
Throw in Hibiki.
>>2670677
>b-but that's lewd! And I'm sure someone else could play a better chun-li than I could've
>>2670727
Sure, Kano Shuuya
>>2670607
Hehe~
Kongou is just self-deprecating at that moment~
Don't worry, I don't feel like I am forgotten.
>>2670627
S-see You always start this!
>tears started streaming down
>>2670727
Can I just opt for suicide?
>>2670727
Who put me in?
>>2670767
Recommend me more animes before you find the cleaning supplies.
>>2670727
I suppose its about dam time i end up in one of these
>>2670767
That's a funny joke
>>2670677
But you'll be laughing and all! It can be so bad with a big smile on your face.
>>2670708
Fine, then let me make apologize with...
>juggles a pair of cooked shrimps on his hand.
>>2670727
Also throw in Hibiki
>>2670776
What genre do you prefer, trash?
>>2670784
Thank you, I worked very hard to make it as plausable as possible.
>>2670727
>I don't have her finished yet but you can throw in Elphelt if you want
>she'll be the only ava I'll have in
>>2670785
Apology accepted ~de geso.
>>2670793
The aggressively mean genre.
>lemme throw my literally who avatar I won't be usin after this week on ur chart pham
>>2670766
...
Hey, I'm sorry... So come on, don't start crying, please.
>>2670754
>Eh, only time will tell hombre.
>>2670785
...Dude, that's kinda creepy.
>Farts on face of poster below
>>2670724
Does it. I will take note of that.
>>2670726
Why?
>>2670727
>>2670727
WHERE DID JABRONI GO NOOOOO
>>2670727
>>2670824
>tfw not able to roll for the Dinkster
>>2670824
>The person behind the chart can deny it if they want. I was simply trying to help
>>2670830
Classy.
Way to go, araragi.
>>2670849
Because I'm thirsty. Why else would I ask?
>>2670771
I did, rachnera is your only character who isn't a pile of shit.
>>2670767
No. I want you alive for more delicious despair.
>>2670780
Got it, baron goes.
>>2670757
Aight, adding
>>2670799
I'll ad her then, better deliver cuz she looks like a cutie.
>>2670789
Pic unrelated I hope.
>>2670851
What is it anna-chan?
>>2670849
You're supposed to be nice to your siblings. If something happened that'd be the last time you'd see them
>>2670727
>>2670851
Maestro! Add dear severa! She's far to timid to request her addition!
>>2670727
Karl-Anthony Towns
>>2670870
>kissu
>>2670809
>Another
>Monster
>Bebop
>Space Dandy
>Psycho Pass
Those are a few good ones. Another is horror, Monster is psychological horror/thriller-ish , Bebop is self-explanatory, Space Dandy is honestly a great comedy and Psycho Pass is Gen Urobutcher's 2nd installment after Meduka so that's a pretty good one.
>>2670869
Stay out of this, kid, it's none of your business.
>>2670870
Fuck you I'm serious.
Call one Hibiki oni-chan and the other hibiki Onee-chan if you need to differentiate them.
>>2670870
I see. But I have an ava in already
>>2670840
Is it really that weird? I'll just chop them off if that sounds better than harmless tickles.
>>2670802
>Shoves one on your mouth
Thank you Commander. Now please enjoy it.
>>2670727
Lisa Mishima
>>2670766
That is good. You should not.
>>2670869
I do not see why you can not get it yourself. That is why.
>>2670878
Elphelt Valentine is a lot stronger than she looks. Though I will take your words into thought.
>>2670879
>>2670851
She's already on there, doofus.
>>2670727
>I already got Lambchops on, but if there's still empty spots at the end feel free to toss Futo or Aussa on
>>2670903
>muffled de geso
>>2670903
That sounds muuuuch better, good on you, make sure to frame them or something.
>>2670830
>runs away crying
>>2670908
O-Our meetings cut short sorry
>her eyes are red
>runs away while leaving water droplets
>>2670892
Someone needs to do something about your degeneracy.
>>2670908
I can get it myself.
But I asked you too.
So I expect you to do it.
>>2670913
>takes shrimp out
>inserts dick
>>2670885
Thanks Phamizila.
>>2670908
What if you got in a fight and you could never apologize? Your hateful words being the last thing you said
>>2670809
Nichijou
Lucky star
K-on
>>2670936
No problem fampai.
>>2670904
>tfw you want to hug lisa
>>2670933
>>2670879
>>2670912
..Not even Naga herself can rid Owain of his stupidity.
>>2670870
>I'll deliver
>just have to finish the source
>>2670908
>thanks again by the way
>>2670947
;>_<
>>2670947
I watched K-on.
and all of those are nice I bet.
>>2670947
>Suggesting Nichijou alongside trash
kys
>>2670912
>>2670964
I...
I was merely distracted by my own radiance to notice!
>>2670928
W-Wait!... Ah, screw it.
>>2670930
And someone needs to keep her annoying little mouth shut.
>>2670884
>Huggu
>>2670898
Just one autist bunny goes in, baka.
>>2670902
I had enough slots. Izaya's hot spider wife goes in
>>2670904
Gotchaaa
>>2670879
Severa is already in.
>>2670883
Is this even an ava?
>>2670947
FUCKING NORMALFAG
A NORMAL MOEFAG, EVEN FUCKING WORSE.
>>2670930
Farewell?
(Why were her eyes leaking?)
>>2670930
Why? I do not know who you are in any capacity.
>>2670939
All of our fights will always lead to a draw. No matter how viv=cious I could get, I could never kill her.
>>2670965
>No probelm. Hope you enjoy.
>>2670980
So you care more about your mug then me? Figured as much.
>>2670964
Slifer's scales, even I can't deny that. Did you know he's written an autobiography...?
>>2670980
As graceful a recovery as a beached whale.
>>2670962
>dies
>>2670982
First of all, lady - i am nobodys ''waifu'' and i'd appreciate if the hapless fool who suggested for me to be added on his list to report himself.
>>2670947
You're trying to get me annoyed innit?
>>2670916
Your cute feet are gonna be the first in a long line of heads decorating my wall as trophies. Now I just need your name, I'm Yuma.
>>2670913
>Muffled shrimpo noices eating more shrimp.
>Pats head.
>>2670977
Nothing out of the ordinary here
>>2670982
Excuse me, respect my pronouns, you cis-gendered scumlord.
>Just add male Hibiki then
>>2670993
....Trust me, Specs. That's not even close to what i know he's *AHEM* capable off. Right up the alley of the guy i have fallen for. Both of them are dumb idiots who like their own face more than they...like food!
>>2670981
If only I knew someone who fit that description.
>>2670985
Uni.
Now, hurry up.
>>2671002
Juri, charmed I'm sure, mind if I call you foot weirdo?
>pops open a bag of chips
It's not quiet enough in here.
>>2670982
If you say so.
>>2670982
Oh. I thought you said post a waifu. What the fuck are we supposed to post then, an ava that is also a waifu?
>>2671026
You really are a sad little thing, you should get to know yourself a litte bit better.
>>2670993
Whales are truly majestic creatures!
>>2670991
Wh-
S-Severa, of course not,
I value your visaage as much if not more than my own!
>>2671015
Urgh...I don't even think I wanna know how much worse he gets. I just had a lady with a scythe offload a copy on 'ta me... I'm of half a mind 'ta burn it.
...There's no way Inigo's that bad...right?
>>2671040
Well, these're somewhat more populated hours. It's to be expected.
>>2671040
>takes a few chips
>jerks off
>>2671067
>jerks off to you jerking off
>>2671026
I never said I would get it for you.
>>2671067
Anon, go next-door for that, seriously.
>>2671067
>>2671078
Do that somewhere where it isn't public.
>>2671057
Don't you think we should un-populate these hours for those of us who aren't used to this kind of commotion?
>>2671062
>smacks her hand away
Hey, those aren't free! You have to pay a food tax if you want some of these.
>>2670985
You can also fill me in on her little details whenever I'm ready. I'll try to do her justice
>>2671040
>playing overwatch
>>2671003
I'm sorry Hibiki-kun-
>Aight
>>2670999
You want Owain to be there? Got it.
>>2671051
Your main HG character.
>>2670912
I'm adding Aussa then.
>>2671052
It's you who needs to know me better, listen up, I'm the pinnacle of majesty.
Leagues above whatever your supposed to be.
>>2671087
You will get me some water.
There, now I have, now stop wasting time.
Poop
>>2671056
Uh-uh...and pigs can fly and cauliflowers taste like honeycake. Who are you trying to fool? I wasn't born yesterday, doofus.
>>2671057
The difference between Hero-Boy over there and Twinkletoes is that Hero-Boy only likes himself and that i am not the only girl Twinkletoes likes. Good godsthat could be long-lost brothers!
>>2671067
>watches with a microscope
Your dick... It's so tiny...
>>2671093
>>2670985
But would you want to?
>>2671104
I always fancied Owain would look marvelous in a pretty dress. But i look better anyway..s-so keep me on it.
>>2671039
Yes I mind, I'm not a foot weirdo, I'm a swordfight addict. Call me Yuma and we're good.
>>2671099
>
>>2671104
Oh.
Andrew Wiggins
>>2671135
>climb aboard the hype and enjoy m8
>>2671056
In their element.
>>2671094
You adjust quick 'nough.
>>2671110
Urgh...if he's anything like Ring or his daughter I'm sure I'd get along better. I can't stand folks with over-inflated egos.
...Come 'ta think of it....
>>2671104
>Righto. You want a specific image just tell me.
>>2671133
Foot weirdo.
>>2671149
He's gonna protect them
>>2671133
But I don't wanna, Yuma is a boring name, can I just call you, I dunno...fuck, uh, Sword-Dicker?
>>2671110
But Severa, how can I see myself if not in your eyes? By then, I witness something prettier than myself.
>>2671153
If you think I'm majestic now, wait until I too am in my element!
>>2671149
Spoiler
>>2671105
Pinacle of majesty? Last time I checked, your annoying sister was the one pulling the strings in you country-planet-dimension-whatever, looks like you're still exaggerating and lying about who you are, brat.
>>2671097
>Alright. I beleive you will do fine.
>>2671105
Do not see any reason to listen to you.
>>2671120
Even if I did, I could not. Literally. We can negate each other's powers.
