/tf2g/ - trash fortress 2 general
"i didnt know what to put in the op so i put this joke i liked from the comics" edition
No, we aren't forced to post here. Some of us shitpost here and the rest discusses tf2 on the /vg/ thread. Or, well... at least that's the idea.
i was gonna create it you faggot
FUCKINGHGG
somebody link this thread in the real thread for me please
ugh, now i dont want these to die god damnit
>>2669422
sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i'm drunk and it feels pretty good
8/10
reminder that alcohol is bad for your health
>>2669522
i'm the same guy that was posting about rum
its the same bottle so it's okay
I FUCKING NEED TO POST PORN
post em faggot
umm ok
>>2669396
When did /trash/ get a /tf2g/?
>>2672684
Do you play tf2, trash-kun?
>>2672684
Once in a while. Right now I'm just collecting tf2 reaction images.
post all the butts of tf2gs you have
is there even any butts other than 26dollar and boxcat's
yes but you are not getting them
ok
i want to ______ my tf2gfu
i want them
what a PERVERT
>only one more month until i get to see my bf irl
that's cute
MFW YOU SEE EACH OTHER AND THINK EACH OTHER ARE VERY UGLY
tfw
just wear some bags or sth and never take them off
...wait is this why furries exist
mfw my feelings toward my internet crush didnt change after seeing their face
maybe you should skype before you see each other
why is every post in the vg thread completely disgusting to me even though they are technically game related
because you have unresolved issues with yourself
you should meditate and reflect on your life
whtat is everyone saying
why are you keeping all the butts to yourself
how many people have shown their butts what the fuc
>>2677243
A lot
but i already know what he looks like, all the people from before arent me
inb4 humanpost reply
i already know what i look like
i think
i need love
i love you
i need you
i want you
wait i just realized i didnt crop the pic in the op i didnt want to put the whole page i just wanted the first panel
we can be together
how
u-um
>>2677213
because only assholes post nudes of people that have done nothing wrong
post assholes of people that have done nothing wrong
>>2678120
how about no
post assholes of people that have done one thing wrong
asshole
>>2678195
you're the asshole
butts are nice
cute
butts
i'm drunk as fuck this is great
filename
>>2679851
i refuse to believe
0ω0
>>2679907
this picture makes me so confused i don't know what to do
i kinda want to fap because she's hot
but i'm also a bit repulsed by his penis
i don't know what to feel anymore
>>2680082
>she
Dotsy is a boy.
>>2680146
i did say he though
The fuck is this thread?
I wanted to round up the /trash/ boys and get some pubstomp going. Instead I got... whatever this is.
>>2680738
i don't like the gay either desu, i just wanted a chill place to discuss tf2 unrelated things with people who play tf2
>>2680738
>I wanted to round up the /trash/ boys
So basically a gang of degenerates and socially inept people hanging out together?
i think i would love to do it but i dont think it would go over well tbqh
>>2681066
>i just wanted a chill place to discuss tf2 unrelated things with people who play tf2
irc is still there you know
you may hear a lot of shit aboiut it from the thread but it's actually kinda nice
i feel insulted
its okay im here for you
*opens arms*
thank
im kinda sick but i made some soup and its really fucking good so im happy
oh
>>2683977
yes obviously
>>2683977
probably not
someone once said that the second pic was nursey so i'm guessing these are just pics from somewhere else that an anon is using to ruse people
what is this from
i hate it when people cant tell the difference between a joke and an EPIC B8 TROLL_MASTER
>>2684529
ill tell u on steam
>>2684495
lmao that is not nursey
pic related is nursey
nursey doesnt actually exist
do i actually exist
probably not desu
>>2684750
having doubt about your own existence in itself proves you exist
>>2684778
how do you know that doubt means thought?
how do you know that thoughts and ideas even exist?
its all just a way for organisms to figure out a way to live longer, it's not a physical thing
>>2684813
look buddy I know you're having one of those moments where you try to be philosophical or whatever but humans have been discussing "existing" as a thing for thousands of years, you are not saying anything new or interesting
>its all just a way for organisms to figure out a way to live longer, it's not a physical thing
what?
>>2684873
idk lol
post girls with penises
>>2684882
id?
>>2684890
no, post yours
>>2684922
no, id?
its dotsy
>>2684923
ill give you a hint
it starts with h
>>2684995
i don't really show myself very often
oh well, looks like i'll stay anonymous forever :P
go away dotsy
man dotsy is such a fucking ass
hes the worst
you are not appreciated here
>>2685154
>mfw someone thinks i'm dotsy
holy shit am i finally cute
>>2685218
be quiet
>>2685245
shut up
>>2685295
stop making noises
SERIOUS, UNIRONIC QUESTION
why do people call dotsy cute? is it like a joke? he's anything but cute
>>2685365
>forming an opinion about someone without interacting with them
you would know why if you talked to her
>>2684607
>on steam
but i dont want people to know my powerlevel
i dont like these threads when i dont exactly understand whats going on (which is most of the time)
>>2685386
more dragons for me i guess
>>2685409
that wasnt me im busy playing games
neither i have something against dotsy
how can you know youre real if you cant even suck your own dick
dragons are dumb and stupid and gay these are facts
i hate everything
So hey TF2 question do people still play MvM?
tf2 sucks stop playing that
>>2685477
why do you do this to me
>>2685913
But I'm bored
>>2685948
play a good videogame
anon number two six eight five seven four oh is stupid and gay and dumb this is a fact
>>2685922
why do you do this to yourself
>>2685898
i do it occasionally its fun
>>2685963
Like what
that was my post number not my anon number learn how to 4chang properly you fuck
>>2686022
>4chang
>xionxang
was that intentional
>>2685990
i dont know dude just play unreal tournament its basically tf2 but better in every way
i am unable to understand the incoherent babble this guy is saying sorry
>>2686032
haha
i bet you never played those games and you're just a fanboy bandwagoner
>says the one who speaks monkey
>>2686030
uh yeah totally
>>2686073
yeah, pretty much
are you gonna play it or not?
>>2686143
I used to play Unreal Tournament it was OK but not as good as TF2
hahah i was just trolling
xd
man you got so trolled desu
im bored and sick and a little depressed what do i do
kill yourself
ok how
drink suicide pills
wait
dont drink suicide pills when you are sick, its not healthy
drink a cup of my hot semen
im too tired and weak to try to write an appropriate response so have this cute cat instead
yuh huh
>>2687683
that's a hot picture
>>2687750
wow what are you gay or something
>>2687750
what do you like about it
>>2687794
yeah
>>2688137
the artstyle and the rimming
heh
dont die
so
ps
:
3
I don't like fur
why is everyone that plays tf2 a furfag
ask urself
>/tf2g/
>there's always that one anon who feels the need to make an offhand comment about furfags when talking about pyro mains
>this happens every single thread
>no one ever says anything about it
>/trash/ thread becomes a thing
>at the least 25 tf2g regulars who are furs
>literally almost a fourth of the regulars
>realize that almost every single one has managed to keep their powerlevel hidden from the actual thread
I want you guys to know that I appreciate you. You not only understand keeping your powerlevels to yourselves, you know not to give the bigots the attention they want. Take pleasure in knowing you're doing the right thing.
>>2692279
this made me pretty happy
thank
i think they just accept the fact that all pyromains are furries
I mean it's a stereotype, but fuck off if you say it isn't true 90% of the time
idk but ive literally never seen a furry maining or playing pyro
its probably because i always go to the same community servers and pretty much never touch a valve server
most furries i see play scout or sniper and sometimes soldier
there are so many furries that play tf2 so you will probably see them playing any class, but whenever one plays pyro it pisses people off way more so they get noticed a lot probably
>>2692458
stop lying
i just came to boypussy
ok, now stop and reconsider all your life decisions
do you think this is how you wanted it to be? is this where you wanted to end up?
oh
well, good on ya
im so sick oh my god i feel like im going to die
what have you got?
idk its just a cold but i feel so weak i just want to lay in bed and die
i have issues keeping a normal sleeping schedule :\
sleeping is cool
i sleep during the day sometimes after i come home and i do it for 4-8 hours then i stay up until i have to go out in the morning again
>>2692279
medic mains are gays and women
pyro mains are gay furs and women
soldier mains are shit headed weebs
demo mains aren't real
heavy mains are both autistic and hard to talk to
Engi mains are tranny chasers
Spy mains are a mix
Scout mains are the same as soldier
sniper mains are usually okay people, but can be as bad as soldier mains
agree with pretty much everything but also:
scout mains are gays too
soldier and scout mains have the worst anger issues
other than that soldier mains are usually just normies, probably really socially awkward irl but try to act cool online
demo mains are the coolest people in tf2
engie mains are autistic
spy mains are annoying kids who think theyre cool
>>2693623
*m'sabby
>>2693497
I main soldier, scout and sniper
(have 1000+ hours pure playtime with each)
you aren't wrong
>>2691856
ask what?
>>2692490
Finally someone fucking gets it
>>2692490
i dont see soldiers with furry named items on a regular basis
i don't see snipers with their oc's on their signs
i don't see engineers named after undertale characters
in fact, the only other class i see with any furry shit on a regular basis is scout. and playing with memesters means they are most likely doing it ironically when they name it "rainbow dash's ass blaster"
>>2694130
i think im neutral but i don't get a lot of the "in" jokes cause im not autistic enough to worship name fags
>>2694144
regardless of main class, at least 65% of the playerbase is autistic and/or a furry, a brony or a weeb
there
>>2694178
you mean out of the 80% who are under 17 and don't know to control themselves?
we're talking people who actually do stuff outside of delfy videos and the most recent mulesk loadouts
>>2694150
theres no in joke retard he was just saying that he should ask "why is everyone that plays tf2 a furfag" to himself
also theres no name fags here i dont know what the fuck youre talking about
>>2694178
>autistic
A bit too big of an umbrella term in this case, no?
>>2694196
what?
>>2694189
>people who actually do stuff outside of delfy videos and the most recent mulesk loadouts
what, like the 35% of the playerbase?
>>2694205
no
have you ever played this game
have you ever been to a valve server
pull out of my ass
>>2694252
yes
got a problem?
>>2694252
that's not all thats in there o3o
>>2694284
oh my god thats so fucking cute
i want soldier to pull a rabbit out of my ass
>>2694284
>anthropomorphized poke
>weird face
>hips way too wide
>human dick
no ty
>>2694351
>I want soldier to put his rabbit in my ass
FIFY
>>2694370
ew no thats gay
>>2694379
What if engi fondles your rabbit hole?
i cant pull out my knot is stuck
sorry i got really into it, didn't think id make it fit
>>2694393
i dont know whats with people that like engie
hes a manlet and looks gross
id much rather get fucked by sniper or soldier or spy
i dont want to pull out of your ass
>>2694419
prolly cause he's the best merc to talk with
and he's got cute eyes
can we just stay like this and bask in the afterglow
of course we can
>>2694419
Let's be honest here, the sniper would probably pee in you
>>2694457
[lespoiler]im ok with that[/lespoiler]
what does it feel like to be peed inside
>>2694487
like reverse diarrhea
>>2694430
>best merc to talk with
why
also his other than his eyes he's pretty ugly
engie is cute
>>2694575
he's got a good voice
he's kind hearted and polite
demo might be a contender but the smoking and heavy drinking would make him smell absolutely horrible
sniper and soldier are funny, but they would be too insane to actually converse with
spy would make you nervous as he knows everything about you, and would probably fuck your mom
wow i just had the realisation that engie is the only sane and smart merc
holy shit
>>2694612
the spy isn't insane
he's just unnerving to be around
Pretty damn sure that heavy is sane as well, the comics show him as someone that's >>2694612
pretty mature actually
Mobile posting is just odd
>>2694784
go play pokernight at inventory
the man is the furthest from reality
>>2694794
youre just odd
Thoughts on overwatch compared to tf2?
If i'm honest i'm not worried at all.
the game is so focused on team work you get that moba feeling of dead inside when you have to solo que.
at least in tf2 theres only 1 support class you can truly feel helpless on
>>2694985
lol no
you're bad if you think solo queue is difficult on overwatch
>>2695058
bad at a game i just installed
how the hell is that possible?
>>2695155
so you were trying to speak as if you had an objective opinion on something you don't fully understand? i gotcha
install me
>>2694985
this but carrying games to victory
it's just so boring alone
>>2695249
first impressions
half the matches i get a good team
half the matches i feel like its 1 v them
it reminds me of mobas which i loathe for that reason
least in tf2 i know i'm not helpless
>>2695582
it isn't a moba idiot
its an fps thats team focused
>>2695613
what would you compare it to then?
Does this seem right:
Arena FPS | Quake/UT --- TF2 --- Overwatch --- Battleborn | MOBA FPS
i really want to play overwatch just so I can categorize it for myself
>>2695662
>mfw tf2babies always bring up ut and quake at any opportunity
overwatch is nothing like quake and honestly tf2 isn't really either
>>2695677
What game should a person like me who likes Q3A play?
Overwatch or TF2?
I want to play Quake Live more but it's pretty dead.
>>2695677
its almost like it was a quake mod
i wonder why so many moba babies bring up warcraft 3
FUCK OFF
isn't there like a whole board to discuss videogames??
just post furry
no
post cute butts
>>2695696
>What game should a person like me who likes Q3A play?
quake live or just grow up and get a job because arena shooters aren't popular anymore
most people dont think the butts i post are cute but i will post them anyways because FUCK YOU
>>2695756
>being mad that you have bad taste
being a manchild must be hard huh?
oh my phone is about to die so whatever
somebody post cute butts dont let these nerds talk about videogames
>>2695784
you're an idiot
alright, im not gonna talk about video games while cute butts are posted
also boner
>>2695785
im not mad though
im perfectly ok with my bad taste
>>2695792
post your butt, if it's cute ill be sad you called me that
Okay, I came.
>>2695833
>cute skin
>cute looking asshole
>slut pose
fixed
>>2695848
I already know you have bad taste and low standards you don't need to keep saying it
I'll keep saying it
hi i have bad taste and low standards
>>2696486
lmao
how is that attractive whatsoever
pink assholes look like diseased gashes
>>2698467
i recommend that you read the text in that post
>>2699330
you're being a retard and you think if you admit it that it somehow makes it okay
>>2699523
how do i make it ok to like things that you dont then
>>2700994
i didn't say you couldn't like it
you just have bad taste mi amigo
>>2701138
>you're being a retard and you think if you admit it that it somehow makes it okay
its not ok but its ok?
uh
>>2701267
who are you quoting
>>2701301
you, silly
donut die
>>2706080
>jasonafex
I want this thread to die now
this elitist faggot who wants to dictate his taste in assholes isn't cute at all
being "cute" is for 12 and under you pedophile
anyone can be cute
are you upset that you aren't cute, anon?
i had a dream where i was in some sort of party in a house and i was laying down on a couch and this girl i know came and laid beside me and she was kinda cuddling me and it was super fucking cute and when i woke up i felt very confused about my sexuality
i love dicks and i really dont think im bi but UGH how can some girls seem so cute sometimes?
rip
never forget
>pays respect
