post friends
>LF not adding you
>>2660233
>jailbait
If I'm on any of these lists I'm blocking you
>Hane
>>2660246
i sent that request 15 minutes ago ok
>>2660247
:^)
>>2660247
The most adorable jailbait.
>>2660222
But it is really, really weird, how can I be weird for thinking that?
>>2660253
thankyou
>tfw not on the list
feels good
>>2660208
*I send neurons from my brain down into my throat to vibrate the vocal cords that lie inside my larynx in such a way as to communicate the following words to you*
impostor
*I send some more neurons from my brain to the muscles in my arm and down it to my fingers too so they also move and I command them as their master to move over to my side to grab the hilt of my katana, a deadly beast that currently lies it's scabbard like a dragon in a cave, ready to be unleashed into the world. Unwilling to let it sleep any longer I extend my arm in a way as to draw it out of it's sheath, the iron blade gleaming as a result of it's reflective surface coming in contact with the sun's rays also known as light, hits your eyes in such a way that it disables them, also known as blindness. Using this weakness I quickly push my legs against the earth which launches myself at you. I then extend my arm to direct the katana at you, and the inertia of my moving body hits you like a truck and I impale you horizontally with my blade*
>>2660235
*I replicate the same performance as described above on you too*
>>2660233
>tfw you don't add anybody to steam so you're nobodies friend
suffering
>>2660248
I'm on your list so I'm blocking myself.
>>2660233
You will never find my Steam
1/10
>>2660257
Because!
>>2660274
2/10
>>2660208
This whole conversation has stirred me uncomfortably. I would rather not think about marriage and the defiling that comes with the consummation of it.
>He awkwardly clears his throat.
C-Could you remove my hand?
>>2660268
Hello Cirno/Littlefinger/Uta
>>2660260
>>2660268
steamcommunity.com/id/unironicallycrawlinginmyskin
feel free to join the list bb
>>2660278
3/10
>>2660286
>me
>adding you ever again
>>2660288
There I am!
>>2660261
I still want to slap my balls against those fat piggy thighs.
>>2660288
4/10
>>2660271
O-oh....
>>2660276
That's not a valid reason, Bakaneko!
>>2660274
Hello Tricky/Adachi
>>2660294
I didn't ask you to add me, fag.
Don't expect you to either :^)
>>2660298
5/10
>>2660302
ok
Friends:
Lolwat?
>>2660233
>>2660301
Because.... HERECOMEDATBOIOSHITWHADDUP
>>2660302
Hello!
>>2660303
6/10
>>2660312
Love you too, bb
>>2660318
7/10
>>2660307
(^:^)
>>2660322
8/10
>>2660233
ok
>>2660325
steamcommunity.com/id/apotatochip
Make me feel bad at every waking moment of my life
>>2660315
>tfw no steam
>>2660332
says who
>>2660333
ok deal
>>2660333
>fondles
>>2660336
Get one. Become friends with complete strangers. S'fun.
>>2660330
When am I gonna die?
>>2660336
Make one. You don't need to spend five dollars to receive invitations.
>>2660334
It's never gonna go away
>>2660330
>you know that's not me, right? just wanna make sure
>>2660329
9/10
>>2660330
>LF
>Guy im going to kill
Hi, King Knight
>>2660351
10/10
>>2660336
I know the feeling.
Got too much friends to display.
No thanks.
>>2660357
11/10
>>2660354
Das Yuno rtard.
>>2660359
I got one friend, and he's senpai, the best senpai.
>>2660361
Adorable.
>Tfw everyone on my steam is a shit except Sierra
>>2660366
Sweet, as long as you ante up that bleach I'm game.
>>2660359
>This
>By the way, did change names on steam? I could swear I had you and I need to talk to you for a bit.
>am steam friends with some 18 year old colombian kid
>he once gave me a tiny piece of information about him (he mentioned he's distantly related to a past colombian president, i found out it was César Gaviria Trujillo) and i've tried to use it to find him many times
>always unsuccessful
>he tells me funny stories because colombia is a weird place
he's a nice guy. /blogpost
Friends:
All of you.
Except Bolin. Fuck that kid.
FUCK MY ASS
FUCK ME
>>2660385
You know bolin, sometimes I wish you had some friends.
>>2660374
PENDEJO!
HIJO DE PUTA GO KILL YOURSELF!
>Cracks whip
>>2660379
:^)
>>2660390
<3
>>2660347
Wh-Whatever, it doesn't bother me at all.
>>2660385
You're fucking creepy, Bolin
>>2660330
how did you get them like this
NGW
i'm bored of farming in dark souls 3
>>2660279
>humps leg
>>2660315
too lazy to finish
>>2660401
Why are you speaking taco?
>>2660411
Individual copying and editing.
You can also see all of them at once by going to your own steam page --> friends.
>>2660433
o shit
>>2660426
Why else.
You fucking taco.
I have no friends.
>>2660417
>Kicks
>>2660444
How would I know? I don't know how does your twisted little mind work.
Because you're lenny!
>>2660451
You have me.
>>2660451
I'll be your friend.
>>2660390
That's not straight
>>2660464
Straighter than you, fagola.
>you will never pet Kongou and then flick her for being dumb
>>2660451
You have Carl.
>>2660462
Oh yes, how could I forget?
>>2660463
Thanks anon.
>>2660460
Well perhaps yours is too small.
>>2660420
AHA
>>2660421
>Shion
>>2660480
Dem hoes ain't loyal.
>>2660489
fuck no
>>2660477
Assault is against the law.
>>2660421
Blocked
>>2660483
You better be talking about my brain, and still be wrong.
I don't use steam, so you can count me out.
>>2660503
BIG
FAT
NO
DICK
>>2660500
It's not assault, and it's justice
>>2660501
good, then you can stop bugging me once a month
>>2660477
>Kill yourself Yukine.
>>2660503
Yep I am talking about your brain.
And I am 101% sure that you're way dumber than me.
>>2660233
ok deal
>>2660501
I want to fuck Black Hanekawa
>>2660515
Physical contact that results in pain is in fact assault.
>
post the lewdest picture of your ava you have saved
but no outright porn
>>2660513
Nobody asked you anything.
>>2660519
You have no way of proving that.
>>2660537
>mfw i eat the perfect chocolate cake
>>2660519
>flicks
no
>>2660532
it's annoying, not painful
>>2660537
>>2660520
>not changin the white to be the same shade as the gray
ow
>>2660537
>>2660537
the lewdest I've saved is arm locking
>>2660537
Tr>>2660537
>>2660537
>>2660535
You're a demon, and of everything you could offer, it's advice?
>>2660537
>
>>2660543
Harrassment is harrassment, degenerate.
>>2660520
Endo.
>>2660537
>Pretty much all of Tenryuu on swimsuit
>>2660561
I don't remember asking for your opinion on the matter.
>>2660573
Fat
>tfw didn't expect to get this many (You)s for that
>>2660574
Don't worry, for you it is free of charge.
first 24
>>2660537
Only exists within laura folder.
>>2660541
Beeep
Beep
Scan success
Araragi has a brain size of 1 inches cubed.
>>2660543
>Flicks back
YES!
>>2660572
Sliver then?
I am very sure you're sliver.
>>2660524
Hane is not for secksual
>>2660592
Sliver is in the friendlist itself
>>2660591
Teruteru's Cooking
>>2660537
>>2660591
Flowey
>>2660591
Riven
>>2660591
Akane-chan
>>2660589
>She points to the sign which clearly reads "Price: One Perfect Cake".
You can read, right?
>>2660591
Lord Beerus
>>2660592
What the hell?! Stop lying, there's no way you can scan that!
>>2660591
Sonia Nevermind
>>2660591
Machi
>>2660591
Gaen
>>2660591
Idenn
>>2660581
>>2660603
I'll punish both of you one of these day. Anyway I'm out.
>>2660591
Tenryuu
Sliver Queen
>>2660592
>THAT BAIT
>flicks with the force of a thousand pipsqueaks
Never, you do it
>>2660591
Matsuda
>>2660591
Bait Biting DK
>>2660591
Koyomin
>>2660591
Kongou
>>2660599
Ohhhh....
It's dutch....
Cirno...
>>2660591
Adachi
>>2660591
Yukine
>>2660591
Osamu Dazai
>>2660632
>>2660620
What did I do?
>>2660537
>>2660591
Eggman-kun
>>2660620
Goodbye.
>>2660591
Yin
>>2660611
Can you listen? I was talking about my own advice. Also, cake, really?
![LOVEEDITION[010145].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S23ioQA.jpg "LOVEEDITION[010145].jpg")
>>2660591
Asakura Ryoko
>>2660615
I am not lying...
>>2660624
>flicks you with a force of a thousand sun
Die :^)
>>2660641
Which oldfags have no friends/don't have ones anymore?
>>2660591
Iida Tenya
>>2660666
>>2660611
Psst, that's punching bag!
>>2660671
n-no you...
>lightly taps
>>2660677
Quit calling me that!
>>2660675
I don't have any Steam friends. Eh.
>>2660666
Again, your opinion is not important. My love for cake is no different than your own for your precious Aizawa.
>>2660677
Pardon?
>>2660675
Hi
>>2660671
Yes you are, I'm not as dumb as you think I am.
>>2660233
f-fine
>>2660591
Yukine.
Fuck you.
Take the safer one.
I still have something that is way more lewd.
Oh jeez, it's getting close to my joiniversary
>>2660696
~de geso!
>>2660689
YOU CANNOT LOVE A PASTRY LIKE YOU CAN A PERSON!
>>2660703
that's fine too
>>2660696
Who yous be?
Are there any HG couples?
>>2660520
>Die ene nederlandse klootzak
Y-you to, kankeramsterdammer :^)
>>2660724
Yes.
>>2660715
Riiiight, I almost forgot I was talking to the master of love.
>She snickers, pulling a candy from her pocket and unwrapping it.
>>2660715
>>2660723
>~de gesooo
>>2660696
>Nyaa
S-Stahp!!
>>2660724
Yeah, I think
There's at least 3 that I know of, including myself and you-know-who
>>2660724
Doubt it
>>2660725
:^)
>>2660729
>>2660716
>mislinked
>>2660730
>
>>2660733
tricky x bolin is real?
holy shit
>>2660695
You're dumb!
By default.
>>2660682
>shoots cannon
GROUND ZERO!
>>2660751
Kek
>>2660751
Fuck no
Tricky X Booce, Bolin X Yosugay X Link.
>>2660729
>>2660729
I know nothing about love, so please refrain from calling me that. I act on instinct.
>>2660730
>flicks
atleast my nickname for you is only Laura
>>2660752
>is explode
>eventually reforms
>taps forhead again
>>2660751
They are a couple because their combined age makes them older than 18
Are you gay for an avafag here?
>>2660752
You're not even giving me a chance!
Only idiots do that!
>>2660774
Yes
>>2660774
Yellow and pink
>>2660761
You trust your instincts even after absolutely ruining your chances with Aizawa?
>She tosses her wrapper aside and chews on her candy.
>>2660751
Kek but also ew
>>2660764
Combined age is 27
>>2660777
>Mion
>>2660761
Love is when you like. Do you want me to teach you it?
Rei isn't playing maplestory
>>2660774
no but Yuno is
>>2660774
Yes, but it's not reciprocal.
>>2660774
Hajime
>>2660687
But that was so fun to watch.
>>2660689
It's the punching bag we can all punch him, that's his design
Reminder that Bolin is a 15-year-old medically certified genius
>>2660739
>opens cellphone
>Calls stockpiler
Yes this is laura bodewig.
Yes...
Yes...
No I am calling you to cancel every single shrimp stock that we will be getting for HG.
Yes! EVERY SINGLE ONE.
Aut-Authority? What do you mean Authority!?
I'll bring in the Schwarzer Regen there if I have too.
Jeez...
Thanks for your cooperation.
>closes phone
NO SHRIMP FOR A WEEK!
>>2660774
I'm gay for Chihiro and Souda
>yosugay
I fapped to Rei Ryght's faggot voice once
>>2660733
Who are the other two?
>>2660802
Your principal is more than aware of this already, Shirigami Youko.
>>2660805
>~REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GESO
>>2660806
me too
>>2660809
KKxHoshi is one of them
>>2660780
What else can I trust?
>>2660789
I guess I have nothing to lose, so se, teach me it.
>>2660802
I an more than just someone to punch. I'm a hero! I am Iida Tenya!
>>2660797
>>2660804
How does one take an IQ test (not Facebook, etc.)?
>>2660819
Then why'd you ask?
>>2660824
You could be Youko's friend!
>>2660827
Contact Mensia m8
>>2660807
Please go into detail, anon.
>>2660797
>Call an ambulance he might be dead
>>2660824
Ok first things first.
>hands back his wallet
Love is just when you like someone.
>>2660804
>that (You)
If you aren't just some random fag who saved it and you're that faggot please kys. My IQ is 147 laddo.
>>2660827
Not entirely sure. Parents got an appointment with some child psychiatrist (might be using wrong terminology, not sure) and I took the test.
Search up "IQ test [your area]
>>2660839
It was during a group Steam voice chat, he put on a fruity girly voice so I whipped out my dick and bust a nut
>>2660830
I will agree to this only if you stop calling me punching bag.
>>2660843
W-Where did you get that?
>>2660861
More details
>>2660824
The price is one cake, isn't it?
>She snickers.
>>2660830
I did not misunderstand you, worm.
I am simply wondering why you felt the need to inform me of such things.
>>2660856
>My IQ is 147 laddo.
>>2660775
Only dumb people loses in arguments!
>>2660763
>back stabs you with a katana
nothing personnel
>>2660819
>:^):^):^):^)
>>2660872
He sounded like Amy Daly
He enjoyed it too
I want to get fucked by Nepgear and her raging futa cock.
>>2660865
I burrowed it.
>>2660873
HEY YOU!
>>2660861
I'd be impressed if you splooged to me screaming
>>2660865
Fine Glasses!
>>2660873
Just in case you weren't positive?
>>2660885
>those tits
Please come to /erp/
>>2660877
You haven't won a single one in your whole life!
Who are the most genuine avafags in this community?
>>2660880
HEY!
That is fucking Illegal!
I'll report you to the NSA!
AGAINST THE SOCIAL NONONONONORMS!
>>2660895
>kissu
>>2660881
Hm?
>>2660890
You doubt your principal?
>>2660894
What does 'most genuine' even mean? Most authentic portrayal of character or ?
>>2660894
Hikki
>>2660894
I don't know what genuine means
>>2660894
Hikki x Mouko
>>2660892
Nah
You guys hate it when I sit there and not erp
>>2660894
I always thought Ultron was cool
>>2660894
Shorty-senpai
Oh. You mean in the community still...
P-probably no one...
>>2660873
Why would I trust you, of all people?
>>2660881
What did you take from it? That is my personal belonging!
>>2660890
Glasses? Are fine optical tools really that rare where calling someone glasses would be defining enough to differentiate me from everyone else?
