Zootopia Thread: Ultra Triggering Edition
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BUNE
clawhauser
>>2657402
I count three straight /co/ threads pruned or deleted so far within the past couple hours.
I just cooked this up, thoughts?
>>2657427
Is it just fun to trigger? Just help me understand it.
Granted we're not really here to get much of anything done. But I appreciate the time when we're not at each others throats. This is all a bunch of garbage, but I'm pretty happy at the thought that this band of garbage can have interesting threads consistently.
So why the effort to lower all of us? Especially since we just had those /co/ jerkoffs trying to lord over the fact that they can't handle farfetched speculation and porn.
>>2657458
I think the last panel should have been when Judy was smiling while holding up the picture of Otterton.
>>2657484
>this again
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
>>2657484
I was getting tired of the drawfag hate in the last thread and was hoping a controversial OP would get people to talk about something else.
That plus its late at night, no one really cares
>>2657484
People pissing downhill.
Doing better is hard, making it worse for others is easy.
>>2657502
Very fair points. I actually appreciate how much sense that response makes.The drawfag hate was eye-rolling.
>>2657458
I wanna know what the other options are other than single
BR can't come soon enough
>>2657365
Youtuber commited suicide. Posted a video saying You are not dumb, don't let them tell you, you are. Or something along the lines of the image. Then killed himself in his bathroom the next day with his wife pleading with him on the outside of the door, Don't recall the name though.
>>2657502
>drawfag hate
Man, people are quick to catch feelings over some mean words towards the people that draw things for them for free. Chill, baby. We're all big boys and girls. People can take it.
Well, maybe Chumpy can't, but the rest sure can.
B]
Im tired, going to bed. I hate you all.
>>2657531
I think it was JewWario.
>>2657536
Hate you more. Don't bother waking up.
>>2657536
We hate you too, have pleasant dreams.
>>2657541
Maybe, thought it was a cydago guy or something. Literally no idea.
>>2657531
Fuck it, he decided to quit the world, so let him be forgotten.
>>2657542
Sorry bby people expect me to be there for them in the morning, unlike you ;]
>>2657532
This pacha's for you.
>>2657550
I don't fully agree as suicide is a serious issue. But at the same time. You're not completely wrong. The world sucks. You either cope or you don't.
>>2657484
If you are sincerely "triggered" by fictional shipping you are a retard of the worst calibre and quite a deal more toxic to these threads than you seem to be giving yourself credit for
>>2657550
I agree with this notion more than I'd like to admit.
>>2657493
Yo, who wants to feel REALl weird? Enjoy!
Also, we have a booru, so upload anything you have that is Zootopia-related! http://zootopia.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list
>>2657436
PRAISE THE BUNE!!
>>2657550
Same, suicide is literally a problem that solves itself. Stop glorifying it so we don't have to deal with so many shitty teen goths doing it for attention and redirect bills for cleanup costs to the family for raising such a fuck up
>>2657569
But anon that doesn't make me feel weird at all. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
>>2657558
It is a serious issue, but the dead don't need the attention, it only encourages the pathetic parts of the living to have a go.
>>2657569
Fuck off, you archive fetishist.
>>2657569
I would not be able to keep myself from getting a boner.
>>2657559
want to give my post a full read there?
my trigger is the triggering. i'm saying we've got it obviously better here, and we shouldn't waste words fighting.
>>2657567
that's the stuff. well done, anon.
>>2657567
God damnit.
>>2657585
Anon he browses trash what sense do you think he has?
Has your Emperor-God ever come here and at least acknowledge some of the shit you post about him?
Well lets turn this shitfest into something useful.
Take influential bands, songs, movies, countries, monuments, artists and other people, give their name a zootopian twist for our draw/writefags to use.
>itt: mrs Wilde mistakes her medicine's drowsy eye alcohol warning for a winking eye alcohol suggestion
>>2657605
About as much as I do trying to defend the idea of this place, I guess.
>>2657579
Eh, I look at it from the point that at one point I was suicidal, Was. I have an idea where those people are coming from. But I also know the effect it has around it. While it's not wide. It does hit close. You may have those one or two friends who you are close with, or family that does in fact care for you. Now you're just gone. It's just a tough thing to wrap a head around. But oh well,
>530 shit posting.
Where can i find bore's art?
Does he have a tumblr or deviant account?
To be single again....
>>2657605
Enough sense to avoid /co/?
>>2657617
>to have a SO
Being a wizard sucks as well. Guess we all want what we don't have, lol.
>>2657616
boreoboros.tumblr.com
So how long until Nick becomes lord of /trash/?
I like how refreshingly bitter things are tonight.
>>2657569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRmK3sTf-Ow
daily reminder cheetahs purr, giving you just another reason that clawhauser is the ultimate cuddlebuddy.
>>2657624
It was mostly a probe into the thread to see if i got a response.
....le ebin trol ecks dee
>>2657637
>refreshingly bitter
You have interesting tastes, anon
Gotta wonder what you bitch boys were doing in these threads before your lord and savor drawfags scooped you up out of the mud and gave you purpose.
Jacking to shitty porn im certain, "oh here comes that furry movie, i bet great porn will come out of it!"
>>2657647
It's great.
>>2657650
I was in mlp threads....
>>2657647
He has tastes i appreciate, hugboxes or for cute bunnies.
>>2657650
There was porn of it a year before it hit the cinema.
>>2657645
Well, you hustled me
>>2657650
dude I'm jacking off to shitty porn all the time like it's my job
>>2657650
You were expecting maybe philosophical theories on existence? OF COURSE I'm here for the porn. /co/ can't hold an interesting conversation about the movie for shit. that's what I'll go to reddit for, slick.
>>2657650
I'm here for the SFW Asian art.
post em
>>2657676
could've sworn i've seen a version of this that goes for way more levels
>>2657668
Here you go then, keep being a good boy.
All time fave of mine. Was the OP of co threads for weeks and barely gets posted anymore.
>>2657676
Nice thumbnail.
>>2657676
post tiny ass images you can't see anything on?
I refuse.
For the Sake of the Record, I went back and capped the so called 'chumpy donut steel' incident so that it may be referenced more accurately in future autism.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Zootopia Thread Historian
>>2657714
lol
>>2657714
>thick skin
damn, not enough to take those lumps, though
>>2657714
THIS is the event people are referring to as "chumpy blowing up"
Here's the Weaver Thread Derailing incident, for additional accuracy
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Zootopia Thread Historian
>>2657714
All I know is, until Chumpy changes that header from /co/, to /trash/? He ain't shit.
I'm not some side-hoe. There's has to be acknowledgement.
>>2657663
Don't take it to heart, petal.
Being anonymous has its fun potential
>>2657757
/trash/ is just /co/'s furry porn board anyways
>>2657741
There are people that will refer to this like Chumpy told the guy he hoped his Mom died, but will act like >>2657742 was just fine even though its basically the same thing. Artists have fanbases, artists have haters. I just want to have evidence available for people to draw their own conclusions
>>2657757
>Caring this much about what he has in his Tumblr header
now_thats_what_I_call_autism.jpg
>>2657757
help a newfag here. ..header?
>>2657769
>evidence for .. own conclusions
I appreciate this, anon. Better off accurately informed.
>>2657760
the chumpy one is perfectly rational posting, it's only negative in any fucking way if you're an absolute autist.
>>2657781
agreed, anon.
>>2657770
Chumpy refers to himself as a 'drawfriend on /co/' in his Zootopia Tumblr header, some people have 'taken offense' to the fact he didn't change it to /trash/ when he started posting here
>mfw they see what he has on his NORMAL tumblr header
>>2657769
>side-hoe
That's a super legit post you're replying to, sweet tits. Good to know people remember fun here. ;^)
>>2657569
D'aww.
My dog Bonnie used to do the same thing. Granted, for her it was more of a "flying tackle hug" as a greeting, but still...
>>2657786
I'm actually against advertising this place. The fact it's a hidden board does help to keep out some people and keep this from becoming just another /b/
>>2657795
too late, every thread on /trash/ is full of people saying it's their first time on 4chan.
/trash/ is the mutant combination of the worst of 4chan with newfags who are the worst of the rest.
tbqh, familia, these more "earnest" post defending, or whatever, the drawgod are a bit worse since the threads are filled with that
i like free shit, too, but c'mon
>>2657795
It's gonna become a known factor soon enough. The garbage flows much faster now than it did when we first started posting here, when we started we'd cap out threads and they wouldn't purge for 3 days.
anyone up for a round of dumb headcanons?
>Nick and Judy both drink, though Nick knows how to pace himself better while Judy (in some unconscious attempt to prove herself) will chug steins meant for larger mammals needs Nick to keep her from causing lasting harm to herself. Though for the latter reason, Judy rarely does drink
>Blah blah blah Zootopia cracked Fusion energy because logistical nightmare if not
>Nocturnal District is actually "Old" Zootopia which the current city we see was built over. Sort of like the Seattle Underground. Also, because of this, the easier job nocturnals can find is city maintenance stuff.
>There is an 'underwater' district around zootopia where land-mammals trade and deal with aquatic mammals.
>Birds and Reptiles are not sapient (mostly because Snake Stake sounds delicious and so does Kentucky Fried Moa Bird.)
>Nick and Gazelle used to know eachother and even dated briefly. Nick even (jokingly) suggested the stage name she now uses.
>>2657840
pretty sure the underwater is partly true due to the scene of the hippos getting out of some sort of waterway
>>2657839
>do we like it here
I sure as fuck do. This place is basically like Goodneighbore from Fallout 4.
Of the posters, for the posters!
>>2657840
these are proper dumb. I like it. The aquatic mammals and nocturnal district ones i'm most intrigued by.
>>2657840
>Nick can't handle the pressure of seeing the first dead body on the police force, so he breaks and becomes a serial murderer, but still remain undetected inside the police force. In the end he is forced to kill Judy to keep his identity as the Zootopia reaper a secret, and the guilt from that drives him to suicide.
>>2657863
>>2657863
Reminds me of the original CSI. I'd like a little more meat behind the 'break', though. Seeing a dead body makes you want to kill? Sounds more like an infatuation with dead bodies.
>>2657863
WELP, after reading that I'm done for the night.
>>2657885
>>2657868
Anytime.
>>2657863
>>2657876
here's my alternative:
>The first time Nick sees a dead body, it's someone he knew very well and it hurts him
>He doesn't want anyone to feel that kind of loss he experienced and in addition to his police duties, he becomes a vigilante, discreetly seeking out the worst scum of Zootopia and removing them from the picture.
>>2657840
My dumb headcanon is that Nick and Judy become romantically involved.
But that's just silly because no self-respecting young prey girl would EVER even consider shacking up with some mangy, sneaky, lying predshit.
>>2657897
>comfy thread
>starts predbashing
>>2657897
I dunno, man, maybe prey males are just too docile for her and she WANTS to be "hunted" by a strong, fierce predator.
>>2657861
Glad you liked it, care to share your thoughts and headcanons?
>>2657896
When I first saw the film, around the part where Bogo is giving Judy the whole "time's up" speech. I initially put it in my head that she would end up turning in her badge, Nick would still be sympathetic towards her and help her find the missing mammal(s), and it all turns into the two of them being some sort of private eye duo. I still like the idea a bit today, but the whole thing that being a cop was Judy's childhood dream quashes it.
>>2657897
>>2657916
Still one of my favorite things to come out of these threads
>>2657932
As another anon said, the aquatic ones seem possible because of how the hippos commute. For the life of me I can't think of other aquatic animals.
Headcanons? Uhh..I'm nomally on the 'what-do-you-think' end of these.
>>2657896
With that image I actually imagine that he runs around looking like that. Then eventually judy finds out and unable to convince him to stop she joins him to protect him. But BB style.
G'night thread! Probably no BUNE next thread because I will be asleep.
>>2657967
I'm on it. I'll be adding fox and we need the sextoy too.
>>2657979
Alright man, if you can't do it don't worry about it. Thanks for taking up the mantle though!
>>2657967
Goodnight BUNE
*pets the bune*
>>2657979
If you do fox it should be this image
>>2657963
>For the life of me I can't think of other aquatic animals.
Whales are a big one.
>>2657897
>>2657916
>tfw when otter
>Get treated like a damn wolf even though my people eat shellfish and crustaceans.
Screw you, preys! My people were eating Deep Ones to protect you!
Anyway, enough of that, more dumb headcanons:
>Outside of her tranq gun, Judy carries a standard issue, Beratta M9, handgun
>Nick, needing to stand out, carries a massive, chromed .357 Wildey Magnum [spoilersdon'twork]that's never loaded. He keeps it as a blatant show to either 'disarm' himself to let suspects feel in control or safe. His actual gun is a custom Thompson Contender designed to chamber massive .50 caliber rounds. He believes strongly in "The best gun is the one you only have to fire once"
I might propose to my SO.
>>2657997
It kinda looked like Zootopia was on a bay, so if there's open ocean, then I expect seals, dolphins, etc, down at the shorelines, if not an underwater section.
However, if it's on a lake, then it's probably all freshwater animals in the Canal Districts. Could still have river dolphins, seals, and you have otters for certain, too.
>>2658002
You already admitted these were bait
>>2657645
I leave for a couple hours and 4 threads just whiz on by. I didn't miss anything, right?
This pace is too fast for me.
>>2658005
Its on an ocean
>>2658013
There is no getting off of Nick's Wilde Ride.
>>2658013
I can't even remember what was happening 4 threads ago, and I've been here.
Hopefully you saw this:
https://e621.net/post/show/885454
poolnav buttons are in the top left
>>2658020
Got the rest and care to post it, please?
>>2658075
https://e621.net/pool/show/8423
"Offer me money."
"Yes."
"Power too, promise me that."
"All that I have and more. Please."
"Offer me everything I ask for."
"Anything you want."
"I want my father back you son of a bitch."
>>2658103
is that from 300
>>2658103
How long before that scene had his dad died? It was pretty recent, right?
>>2658103
I'd say I'd like to see Nick as Inigo but that game came out recently that had a character that was basically the same thing
>>2658103
If not for the cussing id guess princess bride.
>>2658144
It is the princess bride, that's the exact line from the film
N-Nick? were you fucking with me this whole time... You lil' cun-ning linguist.
>>2658151
Huh i remember the movie a bit more in the Disney side language wise, but i never finished it.
I can't stop thinking about Nick listening to 80s soft rock and country hits while in the patrol car with Judy.
ah.. the dead hours.. while somewhat boring.. it's so nice and quiet.. enough to finally gather thought instead of the constant stream of it.
I haven't worn the label 'furry' so eagerly in quite some time. Being quite honest, I'm nothing but a pervert. I'm not ashamed of it, but I understand it does no one any good by throwing my tastes around in public. Anyone can agree too that any porn at the simplest idea gets just.. so.. boring.
It just.. eases my heart how cute these two are. These characters at the center of my universe for 2 months now since the movie got released in March.
And not just how cute they are, but how cute they are together. Both being able to overcome their inner demons and preconceptions of each other and work to solve a problem, together. I like these two characters so much that I want nothing but happiness for them.
Still no reason to stomp on mine or anyone else's take on it either. It's an obsession. Of course it is. We're not in the garbage to be making sense of anything.
Just some ramblings I needed to get out of my system. Aside from all the fuckery, this has been the most sympathetic crowd I've had the pleasure to be part of.
>>2658178
I imagine Hall and Oates playing in their squad car.
>>2658131
20 years
>>2658144
>>2658151
We have a winner
>>2658143
Except Inigo doesn't get the girl
>>2658109
no
>>2658192
You unlock these feels with the key of good posts
Beyond them is another dimension
A dimension of soft trolling
A dimension of cute art
You're moving into a thread of both trash and degeneracy
Of memes and shitposts
You've just crossed over into the Comfy Zone
>>2658192
I hope Nick gets killed in the line of duty and Judy moves back to her shitty farm to be depressed.
Fucking claw chaser.
>>2658208
I was thinking Todd Stewart
>>2658222
And who will cheer her back up and push her to rejoin the force?
>>2658220
I mean Mandy Patinkin's dad, he died from cancer about a year before or something.
>>2658230
Dunno. Her mom maybe?
>>2658231
>the death of the actor's father fuels his performance as a man seeking redemption for his father's murder
fug, didn't want these feels
![i423643[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O50Uwno.jpg "i423643[1].jpg")
>>2658178
>>2658208
So basically this music video right?
https://youtu.be/m_9hfHvQSNo?t=37
>>2658270
Nick rapes her while drunk
>>2658270
If I might suggest, some kind of sour turn in the relationship with Mr. Big?
![28dafaa80990b422c7f9f003a36796ee[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aVXK6On.jpg "28dafaa80990b422c7f9f003a36796ee[1].jpg")
>>2658270
>judeon fic
ewww
>>2657626
thanks!
it seems bore forgot to upload recents, though.
>>2658301
>pic related
>forgot pic
Time to an hero
>>2657663
You could say that... [spoiler]HE HUSTLED YOU GOOD![/spoiler]
>>2658255
been a while since I've listened to that in it's entirety. had a nice time imagining patrolling a late night city-lit freeway
>>2658309
really makes me sad that finnick will be nothing more than a re-tooled downplayed character.
>>2657840
That reminds me, I actually have one headcanon. It's from that one pic someone did of finnick finding a young nick post-muzzle scene, sharing his cynicism with stereotypes and eventually leading him down the path of the shifty con-man.
>>2658007
I'm being serious.
>>2658395
so what's your situation an hour later? you've given nothing to form an opinion around.
YOU'RE DEAD, /TRASH/
>>2657840
Highly concentrated Nighthowler's effect is actually permanent, the patients must take medicine(they are like ADHD medicine, fuck you up hard) regularly and they must avoid extreme emotion or the savagery can be triggered again.
Shock collar is also needed for the rest of their lives.
Birth control will be highly recommended for the patients since Nighthowler changes DNA patterns permanently, the offspring of patients is likely to suffer from its effect.
>>2658513
>Nighthowler changes DNA patterns permanently
This triggers my science autism, maybe 'nighthowler in the blood affects the fetus'
Overwatch has taken over my life and I haven't had time to draw.
>>2658513
Nighthowler, not even once.
I've had the scary thought of weaponizing hard drugs because of this movie.
>>2657840
>Nick sends all the money he hustles home to his husband, Gideon
>Nick also does all the taxes and uses the "struggling" business he launders his money through to his advantage
>Finnick thinks this is "gay as hell" but he agrees the warm pie is almost worth the seven hour drive
>>2658534
Yet another reason these threads will probably die sooner than first thought.
>>2658513
>since Nighthowler changes DNA patterns permanently, the offspring of patients is likely to suffer from its effect.
Just because it's fiction shouldn't be an invite to jump straight into magical properties.
>>2658552
I'll probably keep coming as long as these threads exist honestly.
>>2658410
Well. Iunno.
It's just a thought that's been dancing around my head for the last month.
>>2658530
Retroviruses are a thing, and while it's a stretch to imply a plant extract would fuck with RNA like that so is the concurrent evolution of intelligence among every form of life simultaneously
>>2658555
It's pronounced dunna
Well it's 5am here, death. Take care all, death.
>>2658573
Don't ya be telling me what I dunna know.
>>2658301
But what was the pic
>>2658604
*smothers you with a pillow*
I'm helping.
>>2658555
If you want to be realistic about it I doubt there's a drug that can affect you so potently for an indefinite amount of time without fading yet somehow be completely cured with an "antidote"
A more realistic ending would be that the brain damage is permanent and the affected preds spend the rest of their lives muzzled in straight jackets
>>2658605
Hey bbe. Wanna fuck?
It was gonna be a 'wow that's edgy' to respond to the 'nick rapes her' comment
>>2658551
>Nick sends all the money he hustles home to his husband, Gideon
Surprised this ship isn't more common.
>>2658665
>Nickeon art, from the guy who does all the Judeon art
Pottery
![tumblr_o3v183mqQx1sqok2zo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sP31i3c.jpg "tumblr_o3v183mqQx1sqok2zo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>2658665
why is geradson so haram?
this bullshit requires an answer.
Have you fuccbois seen Mad Max: Fury Road?
>>2658645
There's nothing edgy about predator rape, anon. It's a serious issue that isn't being addressed in the media enough. Who will warn young prey about the dangers of socialising with dangerous, uncontrollable preds? They need to be kept in check, you can't deny it.
#NewDawn
>>2658723
6 or 7 times, why?
>>2658709
Why not ask him? I'm sure he'd love to know his art fuels memes in the /trash/
gerardson.tumblr.com/
>>2657863
>Can't handle the pressure of seeing a dead body
>Decides to make more
no
>>2657458
Wait, so does Nick not live under a bridge?
>>2658739
I fancy streaming it.
What're you all up to tonight, /trash/? Just got done playing some Overwatch, pretty pissed that you can't save your plays of the game. Singlehandedly pulled out a victory in the most clutch move I have ever, and probably will ever manage and now it's lost to the ether. At the very least I had a friend playing with me so I have a witness.
>>2658780
Procrastinating :(
>>2658780
Its lunchtime here, Just eating a sandwich and messing about a bit at home from work.
>tfw hardly any fics updated yesterday
Well, there is always today I guess.
>>2658780
Just enjoying an ice cream befre going home from work, gotta recharge mentally before 4 hours of train travel, 4 hours of family and a 4 hour return trip.
>>2658623
Why not have a molecule that fits in the receptors but can't be 'latched' on by the body's own biochemistry?
And only a lab-fabricated chemical can make the inhibitor compatible for the body's own chemistry.
>>2658780
It's morning here on the east coast, I'm at a fucking Firestone stocking tires.
>>2658847
at least you have a job. I'm just mindlessly updating /co/ and /trash/ for new zootopia stuff. *sigh*
>>2658847
Well shit Anon at least you're being paid to do something
My evening involved me draining an infected lymph node on my ballsack, so count your blessings
>>2658780
6am in California, and I've been at work for an hour, shipping/transportation operations. Gotta make them boxes move!
>>2658929
>Having to taste it
Fuck, Anon, please, no
Having to smell it was bad enough, I literally can't even imagine
>>2658953
Do it anon, taste my suffering
>>2658977
More bun less ho-hum
-J
Can we all agree that one of the, if not THE, cutest moments in Zootopia is when Jude exclaims "sweet cheese and crackers".
>>2658983
Where are the Judeon lewds at?
>>2657623
underrated post.
>>2658998
In the grave, where they belong
>>2658998
I literally have 0 pics of godeon or him woth anyone saved. I sail other ships anon
-J
>>2659004
You know that Judy's gonna move back to the Burrows to start a family with her favorite baker.
>Reading Fangs
>Mentions Predator Etiquette, ways for predators to act so they don't scare prey
>Doesn't shorthand it to Prediquette
Fuckin' missed opportunity, imo
>>2658780
Some kanji study, some browsing Japanese Twitter, currently some Overwatch.
>>2659057
That sounds weaboo as fuck.
>>2659034
>Wanting Judy's dreams to be crushed and for her to live an unfulfilled life in a place where she can't make the world a better place with a person who will never understand or be able to keep up with her drive
This is why Judeon is literally the worst
Any anons have tire/car questions?
I might have answers. Also ask about your house's hvac system, I used to do that for a job also.
>>2658777
I'd watch
>>2659075
That fuckin chain
>>2659074
Alright, what's the widest tire I can fit on the OE Miata 1.8 wheels (1994-1997)? I've got 205 Azenis on right now, but considering I almost ate shit on a mountain road last night I'm looking for an upgrade.
>>2659073
>implying Gideon isn't a sexual tyrranosaurus.
>implying Nick is gay
>implying Judy won't feel filled with Gideon's pie and knot in her.
sweet. steven universe S1 blu-ray finally out, so we can expect good rips soon.
>>2659094
>Nick ISN'T gay
Oops, fixed.
>>2659070
Consider I flew to Japan to see Zootopia on it's opening day there, perhaps.
>>2659094
>>implying Nick is gay
Even if Nick wasn't gay I'd still risk jail time to kiss that lovable motherfucker. no homo. UNF
>>2659073
What if Gideon gets a cooking show and moves to the big city, allowing Judy to stay at the ZPD whilst also enjoy baked treats from her beau at the end of the day. Then at the holidays there's no stress at whose parents to visit seeing as they're in the same town.
Meanwhile Nick and Judy constantly hook up at work and when Gideon's doing late recordings. His cooking show becomes a cucking show.
>>2659099
>steven universe
You should kill yourself as penance for having such shit taste.
Must..do..gods...work...
-J
Thee..will..be...done...
-J
>>2659094
>b-b-but Gideon's good at sex I swear
>Doesn't refute the fact that Judy would be destined for a sad life of depression, mediocrity, and shattered dreams
Nigga took like 15 years to apologize for assaulting her as a kid, Gideon's a complete asshole
>>2659118
smut always wins out J. *always*
>>2659115
>Meanwhile Nick and Judy constantly hook up at work and when Gideon's doing late recordings. His cooking show becomes a cucking show.
This can't end well.
>>2659132
Christ....compelles....you..
-J
Where are all the loli bunnies
>>2659158
pixiv.com *ba-dum-tish*
>>2659128
absolutely agreed. The main reason for me hating this cancerous ship is the fact that she would never get together with a childhood bully, regardless of whether he was repentant or not.
The way i see it, childhood bullies should never be redeemed. Let alone shipped with their fucking victims.
>>2659057
Who're you liking most, Anon? My favorite so far is Mei, with Reaper, despite his hilarious level of edge, being my second-favorite. He's just so mobile that I can try all these bizarre angles of attack.
>>2658295
There needs to be more of these guys, they're fuckin adorable.
Forgive me for i know not what i do
-J
>>2659171
>The way i see it, childhood bullies should never be redeemed.
Why not? People grow up.
Sorry that you got bullied but maybe you should consider growing up too.
>>2659128
>Nigga took like 15 years to apologize for assaulting her as a kid, Gideon's a complete asshole
It was probably the first time they've seen each other in years and it's the first thing he says to her.
>>2659204
So he waits until he just happens to see her one day to apologize? That's pretty fucking insincere
When I fucked up as a kid I got my ass marched over to someone's house to apologize, I guess he doesn't really care that much about making amends
>>2659158
Let's see if you get one.
Everyone, you know what do to.
so are the drawfags still open for commissions or did they fuck off because of feelings?
>>2659226
Both
Also it was 3am
-J
>>2659218
Where's that "make up and kiss" image?
>>2659204
>Not seen him in 15 years
Why would that ship even stand a chance, she has no background with him except for the bullying. Meanwhile Nick and her have spent time together, then later solved the case. Plus the whole part on how they now work together
>>2659204
>people grow up
hah. and? that doesnt mean shit. Learning to forgive isnt a requisite for "growing up"
Some wounds will never heal anon, just like the scars on judy's cheeks.
And speaking of you recommending me to 'grow up', I could also say the same thing. Maybe you should stop self inserting your own fantasies into a cartoon? Did you bully some girl as a kid and now wishing you can get forgiveness for it and get together while living happily ever after? Sorry to bust your bubble anon, but real life isn't like that.
>>2659173
D.Va anywhere I can get her onto a team. Got a few backup characters in case the tank is spoken for and we need someone else.
>>2659204
In fact, the only logical conclusion that i can imagine judeon shippers pushing this ship so hard is in fact you guys have your own fantasies of getting together with a girl you bullied or hurt in the past. No sane person would ship these two together for the reasons given by the other anons in these threads
>>2657484
Shut up fag
You should never have to grow up mentally if you don't want to. Obviously you need to be an adult at times, But that's an easy mask to put on.
>>2659219
cough cough cough
>>2659275
Or they are fat rednecks that are at a stage of desperate loneliness in life where it's "get married or go gay"
>>2659261
>Some wounds will never heal anon,
Not if you keep ruminating on it like you're clearly doing.
>>2659256
Gideon is close to her family and every time she visits she falls for him more and more.
Nick probably doesn't even know how to cook.
>>2659275
That's a hell of an assumption.
>>2659264
Right on. I'm not a big fan of D.Va personally but I have a friend who is, and I love setting him up for nukes by trapping or freezing big groups.
>>2659316
>Close to her family
He's a business partner. That's not close.
This thread is getting good
