HG thread.
169th Express Games, day 4.
Get ready.
Thanks, Sans!
>>2653087
It's whatever mejt. If anything if ya have my Steam just feel free to PM and I'll be seein' how I can help ya out further if needed.
>>2653085
Oh? Whats in he-
....
More photos...
>>2653070
Those who do not know the terror of Rignabel.
And of course, most knightly orders are named after someone important.
>>2653093
Have a good time...
>Coughs.
good to see you.
>>2653085
Insane for training.
>>2653091
Overcome your weaknesses next game. I'll probably have to get over some from this one. In the realm of fighting,nobody is ever truly invincible.
>Except maybe someone like Saitama....
>Jasper
>>2653085
Thats Day 5
>>2653085
At least you're good for something, trash. She would've burned down all my manga. If my manga would've burned down I'd have to crack at least a few of you mongrels down.
>>2653063
They continue until a party has run out of spell cards to use, or until one no longer hast the stamina to continue. The only times it art uplifted is when the opponent dost be immortal, in which case there art precious little point in holding back.
I'm fully capable of using such lethal force, I dost simply prohibit mineself from using it.
>>2653085
You think I am not insane?
By the time I was with Morgan I knew I am already insane!
Hehehe! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Come on! Where is everybody! Come meet my blade's edge already!
There's no need to be afraid! For everyone dying means I will get mana to stay alive in this world Hahahaha!!!
>>2653131
G-Good to see you too
>>2653075
You believe that to be an achievement?
How pathetic.
>>2653159
Oh no
>>2653085
For MAYHEM!
>>2653132
It's not all that easy. Getting stronger takes work and commitment, both of those things I lack/don't want to do. I could try out some steroids, I heard those work wonders for weaklings!
>>2653093
>She ignores this taunting and attempts to wiggle out of the hug.
I said, I'm going to show you my true form! Let go!
>>2653159
I'm sure you'll win them all over faster than the speed of an exploding planet.
>>2653160
Is this the legendary cry for help?
>>2653125
There's nothing terrifying about Ringabel, nor is there anything important looking about you.
...
But what about the benefits?
>>2653167
Don't think you can just take these away from Sans and...
...S-sans, why are you sleeping?
>>2653167
Please just die. One of you is already dead and the other might as well be dead, knowing the only thing she even gives a damn about is gone. Now can I continue on reading my manga while you all die by comic book hero over there?
>>2653160
It's off to sleep for me, now then..bye.
>>2653167
"From Lord Dominator"?
S-She remembered my name!
>>2653161
I do if you're actually a devil.
Does anyone have some advice on how to make a first date work?
>>2653167
See? I should've grabbed that sword and threw it straight at that human. Instead,I got poofed.
>>2653169
Just train most of the day and relax when you think you've had enough.
>Jasper
>>2653176
>Brant says he is looking into the 6 Player Arena glitch
>>2653208
>>/adv/
>>2653208
>I swear to god, just PM me and I'll give you some advice fampai. Unless you really want to do this shit on the threads.
>>2653194
Health, retirement, sick leave, paid vacation.
The standard stuff.
>>2653219
Slide
>>2653231
Wasn't me. I was reading manga. If anything I would've died because of boredom.
>>2653189
Hmm,I've been thinking, is lifting weights in front of them a good way to get a date?
>>2653208
OH! I know this one! You gotta show her your mixtape of you singing!
>>2653227
...
What about paying for a f-future marriage?
>>2653167
Piece of cake.
What a joke of a tributes.
>>2653182
>Slaps her once more
Hello crybaby demon~!
>>2653193
Crying for help!?
Hahaha!! Never have I need to be helped by anyone! I am happy being alone! Not knowing the love of my father!
Morgan treats me well anyways!!! Hahaha!!
>droplets of water are dropping down
>Not knowing whether those are sweat droplets or tears
>It is probably both mixture of tears and sweat
>>2653231
I am on thin Ice!?
Haha!! As if!
You're the one who's going to die next then Sponge!!
>>2653219
>Finally!!
>>2653269
Slide
>>2653207
I fail to see the importance if you were unable to incapacitate me for any recognizable duration.
>>2653208
Jump in a bush and make like rabbits.
>>2653262
Sir you're a skeleton, I... You know what maybe, why not watch someone who knows about this.
>>2653262
It'll tone up your muscles! You could also use some....back work.
>Jasper
>>2653278
Oh shit!
I should have calm down a bit more...
I accidentally pulled the red wire.
>>2653278
I could've defeated her on lunatic anyway. I could've even done so with a manga in my hand and a scalpel in the other.
>>2653267
As a reward for good service, there is a plan for a form of "Celebration of achievement"
Said funds could be routed to a function of your choosing.
>>2653272
>pic related
>>2653296
Say hello to your final four!
>>2653272
>She starts crying again, as expected.
W-why wud you do dat...
>>2653160
Now that the failure is gone we can now plan our lives together.
>>2653314
As long as you don't bother to get even remotely near me I'll consider to walk this out without throwing a manga in your face.
>>2653314
Being a winner ain't easy!
>>2653208
Just act inteligent, nihilistic, oh and be sure to show off your wicked sense of humor
>>2653298
And who, peepers, knows this stuff better than I do?!
>>2653299
Gee, thanks, Dad
>farts
>>2653354
Go visit an optician and try again. Your aim is beyond pathetic even though, it was expected from some talentless mug.
>>2653365
Were you just insulting my body?! Do you want 20 gym memberships shoved down your mouth?
>Jasper
>>2653365
No one, sir, you're the greatest.
>>2653390
>beats the shit out of you
>>2653313
I'll...think about it more.
What does "Good Service" involve?
>>2653391
Sponge, I see some of me in him...somehow.
>>2653405
>shits self
>>2653313
No thanks...
That sounds gay.
And besides, I calmed down now.
You can go fuck yourself.
>>2653330
No thanks.
Leave me alone.
>>2653322
Hehehe!
I was messing around wit you.
Hahahaha! That is funny!
>>2653391
The only winning move is not to die.
>>2653208
Jack off before you go out, don't take a loaded gun on a recon mission.
Just be chill.
Dress comfortably.
Easy on the cologne.
Take that bitch some flowers. Bitches love flowers.
>>2653420
Id's nod funny ad all...
>She sniffles.
>>2653411
Achievement in combat, record door-to-door cookies sales...
That kind of stuff.
>>2653420
Fine,
You're permitted to call me "Little brother" if you wish.
>>2653415
>changes your diaper
>>2653422
Congratulations Sponge, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
Please give (You)s
>>2653467
>>2653422
Good job,Sponge.
>Jasper
>>2653458
Can I keep the cookies to give to Madoka?
>>2653467
I had faith.
>>2653471
>>2653467
And as always, thanks for playing.
>>2653393
Keep your gym memberships. Everyone knows freestyle is where its at!
>>2653395
THAT'S RIGHT
...Wait, why was I asking YOU of people? I'm a pro at this! Take notes, Peepers!
>>2653208
Best think I can tell you is to act like a normal human being for once. You can do that buy imagining them as a close friend or a relative or something.
Bring up things to talk about and try to get the ball rolling with some shit you guys have in common. Chances are you do if she/he is going on a date with you.
Have manners, don't bring up politics/religion/whatever else there is. Just be cool, nigger.
Or you can do what I did the other day and sneeze on your date twice. That fucking works.
>>2653466
>Shits in diaper
>Gets hard because fetish
>>2653483
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2653471
I got you, famosaurus rex
>>2653133
>>2653137
>Ahem?
>>2653467
Congratulations, sir!
Thou hast mine thanks, Lady Mokou.
>>2653467
Congratulations.
>>2653483
Thank you for hosting yet again.
>>2653467
Congratulations, and thanks very much for hosting.
>>2653467
Good job Sponge. You did a great job.
>>2653483
Thank you for having us, host.
>>2653484
>Pets
>>2653483
I mean, the games were alright. You coulda bumped me up 7 places but whatever.
Thanks I guess
>>2653483
And thank you for hosting!
>>2653479
2$ per box.
>>2653483
>Thanks for hosting.
>>2653484
Alright sir, I'll take notes.
>inches away towards the exit
>>2653487
>You just fucking stole what we were meming about you kike.
>>2653483
You shouldn't be thanking me when you're the one offering your time for a bunch of asinine chimps, woman.
>>2653444
It's funny alright!
Hahaha!
You were trying to be intimidating then one slap turns you to a mush!
Haha!!
>>2653458
Little Bro?
Haha!
You're just trying to get a way to me now are you.
Damn virgins need to learn their places.
>>2653483
Thanks for hosting
And go to sleep old timer.
It's past your bed time. Even though the night is still young.
>>2653483
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>2653483
>MFW I skipped slides
Insert suicide meme
>>2653523
Too expensive, no deal.
Take your knighthood somewhere else.
>>2653483
Thank you for hosting, I think you need sleep.
>>2653528
So you serve this hunch-back?
>Jasper
>>2653539
So that's where I went...
>>2653545
Goodnight
>>2653550
Nobody cares, worst girl.
>>2653483
Thanks for hosting.
>>2653536
>Runs away crying.
>>2653530
I'm just doing my part in helping some poor lad out. I didn't steal anything since this is exactly what I told someone else from here and some poor bastards on /r9k/.
>>2653560
Fug off Shonen
first 24
>>2653547
Why yes I do, what do you want?
>>2653513
A little weird, but I can get behind it. You're hot, right?
>>2653560
>>2653560
>Punches
>>2653550
Y-you'll do better next time Madoka.
>>2653536
That's the first thing that comes to your mind?
Pervert.
>>2653541
They're big boxes.
>>2653570
Goodbye!
Try to learn your mood swings more!
It works!
>>2653576
Mordred
>>2653580
I'm wondering,why do you do it? You seem smart,you could do a lot better little guy.
>Jasper
>>2653574
You're still a massive idiot for sneezing on them. Let me put that straight for you in your idiotic existence.
>>2653575
The fuck did you just call me, trash?
>>2653576
Mahiru's Arm
>>2653576
Cappy
>>2653576
Maria and Harusame
>>2653576
Mononobe no Futo
>>2653576
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>2653601
I guess there's nothing stopping me from trying, right?
>>2653576
Karen Shiragane
>>2653576
Celes
>>2653576
Mii Swordfighter
>>2653576
>Baited
Jasper
Female
>>2653576
Saber
>>2653576
Madoka
>>2653612
Because Lord Hater is one of the best leaders I have ever had the pleasure of following.
That and everyone else is also hopeless too.
>>2653576
Dwight
>>2653576
Matsuda
>>2653601
>Blocks with a thick manga
>You break your hand
>You enjoy this
Don't you ever punch me of my manga ever again.
>>2653576
Osamu Dazai
>>2653576
King Kaito
>>2653576
Subaru Natsuki
>>2653576
Cosmos Guy
>>2653576
A real tribute for a real game
>>2653576
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2653576
Akane-chan
>>2653667
Huh,you a funny little creature. What do they call you?
>Jasper
>>2653576
Kurumi
>>2653576
Baki Hanma
>>2653576
nymph
>>2653613
You say it's idiotic, I say it's comedy gold.
And hey, it worked out in the end. I'm getting Indian food with her on Friday.
>>2653576
Hououin Kyouma
>>2653694
We're called the watchdogs.
>>2653576
Fumi Kanno
>>2653717
Make sure you dont shit all over her this time. It's my job to shit all over untalentless trash, not yours.
>>2653712
If normal people have lymph nodes, do you have nymph lodes?
>>2653729
I didn't know you liked scat....
>>2653576
Ken Kaneki
>>2653745
>>2653729
Truly disgusting.
>>2653745
Don't take my words too literally, chimp. You're starting to confuse the meaning of the word.
>>2653725
There are more of you? You don't have your own name? I wanna call you....Dave,yeah you look like a Dave.
>Jasper
>>2653609
>Stops time
>Steals 2 boxes
>Leaves
>>2653650
>>2653666
Good luck this time Madoka, I'm leaving now...O-oh, have some cookies first.
>>2653734
i have leave me alone nodes
>>2653609
What else would a guy like you do.
>>2653726
>Licks feet.
>>2653766
>Put's 2 familiar looking 2$ bills in his wallet
>>2653777
I said lodes, not nodes, you chode...s
>>2653779
I'm a cut above the average guy.
Unlike other guys, and you, I don't have a sibling fetish.
>>2653766
Oh, um, thank you. How very thoughtful of you...
See you around, Homura!
>>2653765
I'm not Dave, Dave is already given to another watchdog, I'm Commander Peepers, not a Dave.
>>2653788
>>2653726
>>2653788
>>2653797
Pssst
The cookies are stolen.
2653788
2653809
>Tacka tacka tacka
>>2653757
you shouldn't of used the word shit if you didn't refer to shitting on top of someone.
>>2653795
and i said leave me alone
>>2653813
>The face of mercy
>>2653801
Hah,what are the odds? Well Jeepers Peepers,you seem alright to me. Why are you so small though?
>Jasper
>>2653795
Well then why do you even tell me to call you little bro or big bro if you don't have a sibling fetish?
>>2653788
>Shion at work
>>2653824
Don't go and lecture me about random shit I don't give a shit about or I'll give you shit in return, trash.
>>2653838
It's not, actually.
>>2653813
>Has explicit self sex with you.
>>2653827
I have cookies!
>>2653838
I am Lord Commander Supreme Hibiki Onii-chan!
>>2653814
>hands you 2 familiar looking 2 dollar bills
This should cover it.
>>2653853
You must really love shit you've used that word three times in a sentence!
>>2653888
Don't you ever reply to me or my shit ever again.
>>2653864
>Begins to strangle you.
>>2653892
Baby, I was wrong you can blame it all on me!
>>2653892
Pssssssssssssst.
Why the fuck do people associate you with the KKK?
>>2653902
>Enjoys thoroughly
>>2653813
>>2653864
>>2653902
...I always pick th'worst times.
>>2653927
>>2653924
Now you're just starting to be a tad bit homo-erotic here.
>>2653930
Hmm? How would I know, I'm not racistic in the slightest. I just hate the untalented trash that wanders around on this planet.
>>2653959
I meant KK.
>>2653940
Now Aussa, return to your home with Elly. Sakuya has to take out the trash.
>>2653902
>wait, did anon just trick you into strangling yourself?
>>2653882
The debt has been paid.
>>2653953
I'll be here.
Same bat-time, same bat-channel
>>2653940
I love Aussa very much....
>>2653974
That face is just wrong in so many different levels.
>>2653975
That abomination is not me. It just has my physical appearance.
>>2653827
(You okay, little nigga?)
>>2653967
>>2653930
>KK
>KKK
Genius! Why haven't I thought of that!?
>>2653295
Is it not so much about the feat itself as much as it is that the feat can occur! The importance lies within the words!
>>2653967
I don't know. The guy's a weird one, he's got a talent for being a retard, seriously. The amount of times I have to explain him shit makes it look like I'm a teacher in special ed.
>>2654014
Because you're just as retarded as my previously spoken statement?
>>2653959
Says my lover who wants to shit on me.
>>2654014
I wasn't taking about you.
Unless you're KK
>>2653974
Home? It's just a clearing. And I reckon Elly's either asleep or cryin' right now. Plus, I aint so sure doppelgangers coun-
>>2653993
Er....
>>2654019
Such failed logic is lost on me.
>>2654028
I don't think you understand what you're saying. There's no way I, Hououin Kyouma, can be stupid!
>>2654034
I can be for your sake. Go on and shoot all your KK related things at me.
>>2654035
Return now. I am not going to repeat myself.
>>2654049
KK is king knight. You can't possibly be king knight, you're far too handsome.
>>2653940
Kukuku... How correct you are.
For I, the great demon known as Karen Shiragane, have set my sights on you!
>>2654045
Quite frankly, I am going to shoot myself in the head if I have to explain that again.
>>2654033
You should really consider to get yourself checked out. Wanting to be shit on isn't something any normal human being should want.
>>2654049
Yet you do everything to make it look like you are the polar opposite of smart.
>>2654035
Now let us begin on our ritual of me taking most of your blood.
give a hug to a person you don't care about.
>>2654068
>Waits without saying a word.
>>2654088
>hugs
You are retards
>>2654060
Calm down there, Sakuya...yeesh.
>>2654066
...Never heard'a ya.
>>2654088
I don't feel like hugging everyone in here. I'd rather just continue to read my manga.
>>2654088
>Huggus anon
You're welcome.
>>2654088
I ain't hugging all of you fools.
>>2654088
Alright then.
>>2654049
>Hugs
>>2653872
eat yourself into a diabetic coma then.
>>2654011
i dont even know at this point
>>2654064
If you're looking for my praise and approval, you're not going to get it. Cheap compliments and head pats aren't enough to get me to like you.
>>2654070
Would the polar opposite of smart be smart? No. This is enough proof that I'm smart.
>>2654088
>>2654070
>>2654068
>>2654066
>>2654064
>>2654060
>>2654045
>>2653985
>>2653975
>>2654104
>>2654099
>hugs
>>2654097
Why should I calm down?
>>2654122
>doesn't hug you.
>>2654097
That does not matter.
The fact that we have locked eyes means only one of two things. Either you have approached me in order to have me grant your every wish, or we are destined to battle to the death.
>>2654122
Ku. Ku. Ku.
You understand that now you must pay the ultimate price for your actions... don't you?
>hugs
>>2654122
That made less sense than anything you've said before. Good job at proving you're even more retarded than usual.
>tfw no Cruz
>>2654122
Yeah, right back at you, scientist man.
>>2654117
They're really good cookies.
>>2654085
Or we could not, creepy doppelganger.
>>2654125
Because it half sounds like you're threatenin' me, and these doubles aint really somethin' you should get yourself stressed out about....
>>2654139
You're th'one who approached me, and I aint got much in the way'a wishes or inclination for fightin'.
>>2654117
Would you feel better if you had some tea or ice cream?
>>2654114
>>2654088
>hugs Maria with the force of one thousand passionate trump supporters
>>2654132
Don't you dare walk away from this
>hugs anon
>>2654139
You think you can get away with disrespecting me to my face like that? You'll regret ever spitting in the image of Hououin Kyouma!
>hugs
>>2654144
I guess I was dumb for expecting you to understand the deep complexity of my logic.
>>2654174
There was no logic to start with, ape.
>>2654153
MAD scientist man!
Which is classiest, HG?
https://youtu.be/k3eym4mqS4A
https://youtu.be/iS0Zxctzrk0
https://youtu.be/o01IIevhAm4
>>2654174
Come on Furry Porn hugs harder then that~
>>2654088
(Holds you close. There there everything is alright <3)
>>2654155
A battle it is then.
Fufu... Come, my minions! Assist me in battle!
>A flock of crows descends, surrounding the girl.
>>2654174
You pay the demon's price, yet have the steel to ask for more? Very well, you are worthy of another blessing.
>hugs
>>2654155
Not like it changes she just wants to suck off your neck in a gay way~
>>2654185
MENTALLY UNSTABLE AND POSSIBLY DERANGED scientist man, alright, got it chief, the mistake won't happen again, you fucking weirdo.
>>2654155
They are annoying.
>>2654207
Quick question: Is this girl like Gundam except she can actually back it up? Or is she just as batshit?
>>2654194
I want to lick and slurp Maria's cum-stained pussy
You talkin to me?
>>2654229
She's clearly batshit either way.
>>2654182
It's typical of lower IQ idiots to not be able to understand people with huge IQs. Don't ever put yourself down for being lesser than I, Hououin Kyouma.
>>2654184
Sleep tight, Mokou
>hugs in a non-hateful way
>>2654194
>hugs Maria to death
I hope you enjoy rotting in the ground.
>>2654207
Hahaha, you call that a blessing? I'll show you what a true blessing is!
>hugs
>>2654218
Make sure it doesn't, or else something VERY BAD will happen to you. It would be a shame if someone were to cut you open while you sleep, yeah? I imagine you don't like stuff like that.
>>2654229
She's strong but she is super crazy!
>>2654229
>She has some sort of powers, but she's not as menacing as she first appears.
>>2654207
...Really, lady. Really?
>>2654226
Yeah, but there aint much you can do 'bout 'em. I had my own fair share, y'know.
>>2654246
Uh-huh, sure it will, and I'll have you know that's my fetish, Guro's a pretty big one for me, love me some blood and guts.
guys.
i nuked the thread to save your live
welp
>>2654655
I originally wanted to offer a dollar, but then I'd have to go to the bank and exchange my yen.
>>2654645
But I don't have gold...
I thought you could be my bodyguard and then we could bully people or something!
But I have to go in a bit
>>2654679
huh, who are you?
>gotta go in a few minutes, sorry
>>2654670
>>2654243
Marmots're more like, y'know...rodents? Related 'ta squirrels?
>>2654679
>>2654207
...You're not very good at th'whole "scaring people" thing.
>>2654673 (Jax)
Things get pretty...random, y'know.
>>2654682
>>2654283
Welp. We'll be here when you're back.
>>2654691 (Youko)
I do not know how I arrived here, but that matters not. It was obviously destiny that brought me to this location.
>>2654696 (Jax)
I am no simple creature, I am an extremely powerful demon whose sights are now set on eliminating you!
>She grins.
That is, unless, perhaps you desire me to grant your wishes?
>>2654699 (Aikawa)
Kukuku...
>She strikes a menacing pose.
I am Karen Shirogane, a demon! These horns are proof of my claim, as are my demonic familiars who are currently resting.
>>2654700 (Hibiki)
Your title matters not, for it does not change my goal.
>>2654743
It is not my goal to intimidate, only to grant wishes and reap the souls of the damned.
I thought I would be disappointed about missing a match. I never imagined being disappointed for the opposite.
>>2654792
Dead hours nearing famo
just slide from left to right
just slide yourself the night
