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ERP Thread.
One after the other edition.
Previous: >>2648045
Everybody use this one.
>>2651882
Ohoo but that depends on me, so you're wrong!
>>2651883
Who knows really?~
Second for sleep!
Someone kill me.
>>2651930
O-o-o-okay.
*thinks to self*
[It worked. She really thinks I'm German. I'm just an American but now I get to go out with the great Kurisu! ^///^ wow!]
We can get....................................................................................................um..........................................................................................................................................bratwurst?
nth for something.
Wrong thread, the other one is better
>>2651954
Machi you're devious! You know how badly i want to cum inside your mouth, on your tummy and all over your cute little butt!
HOLY FUCK im gonna have a fucking ehart attack
SOMONE PELASE FUCKING KILL ME IM SO FUCKING PIOSSED
im ntoe vne joking this isnt even a shitpost im fucking dead seirous I wish I was fucking dead.
FUck yall of you especially Kurisu
Nth for congratulations to Donald Trump! MAGA
>>2651722
>Having enough of his torturous foreplay, has his hands admittedly stimulated her, Iowa's predatory eyes gazed downwards towards his shaft, begging for attention. With a frenzy, she lined it up with her entrance already sopping wet from his machinations and delivered the prize towards her core, slipping his head in as she watched him from below.
C-Come on! Show me what you got!
>>2651803
>Suddenly
Boy, how new are you....
>>2651911
Hm?
>Iowa's gaze tensed up, interested in what Iris might have found. An internal turmoil gripped her. On one hand, she wants her to teach her to fly solo, on the other she didn't want her to fail. Just as she was about to jump over, her entire serious facade fell apart.
H-Hey Iris, can you repeat that sentence for me again? The first one.
>Shaking it off with a quick dash of her head from side to side, Iowa hopped back over to grab the fishing pole, pulling back with her intense hidden strength. Damn, what did she find? Is it just caught on some seaweed? Gritting her teeth, she managed to finally make it release out of the water. Her eager eyes scanned the surface, waiting to see what could have possibly came up.
>>2651948
Using this one. Made first plus I'd cut off one of my balls before I'd typefuck in an LD meme OP thread.
Well hello everyone
>>2651954
Fuck. Kill me now.
>>2651989
>comforts
>>2651989
Hi Nue.
>>2651965
cease and desist
>>2651942
>She smirked, giving him a little smooch as his seed dripped from her slit.
Now you should get some rest, okay~?
>>2651994
dark link?
>>2652021
FUCK SHIT DAMMIT FUCK
>>2651990
A-alright!
>He starts off with slow thrusts, allowing each other to adjust to the new changes in environment
Hopefully, I can last
>>2652032
Your fuckups are so qt Kenny
>>2652032
p-pantsu
>>2652032
Ken is cute! CUTE!
>>2652032
Fuck off, Nue. You fujcking insufferable cunt.
Alright boys, seems like my job is done for today I'll keep lurking from time to time but I'm going to head over to steam to play FFXIV, I got it as a gift and I'm eager to try it out and thank you /erp/ it was fun ~
>>2652012
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-dd-d-d-d-d-d--ddid I d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--dd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d-d-d-d-d-do something rong?
*starts flushing and stuttering and sweating until there's a pool of sweat around me and it's also around you and the sweat's all over the place and careful you could trip in the sweat*
(ooc: i don't have a thing for sweat but you should still be careful so you don't slip)
*thinks to self*
[Oh no she knows I'm American! Quick, do something German! >.>;]
*invades Poland*
Here.....my......
*opens up English-to-German dictionary*
Frau....................I got you Poland for your b-day! ^////^***
*thinks to self*
[She loves it, I know she does!]
>>2652023
No, sorry
>>2652032
Hahah... sheesh Ken.
It is ok
Thank you lots for making me feel good. <3
If you like, we can exchange contact info. I'd like that.
>>2652053
Planning to ERP on FFXIV?
>>2652053
Come back soon lewd succubus.~
>>2652071
>IMPLYING THIS FUCKING PERSON ERPS LITERALLY 24/7
SOMETIHNG PEOPLES NEED A FUCKING BREAK. BE REALISTIC HERE YOU STUPID ASSHOLE
>>2652052
I don't want to believe that's Nue.
>>2652093
Shut the fuck up
>>2652084
We're talking about Morrigan here. If they don't RP 24/7 they come as close as it gets.
>>2652059
[Oh no she knows I'm American! Quick, do something German! >.>;]
*invades Poland*
IM FUCKING LAUGIHNG
I LOVE YOU DUDE
>>2652084
I was talking about in the future, buttmunch.
>>2652107
>ate] [Auto] 9
Don';t fucking reply to me ever again.
>>2652071
Yes
>>2652084
Depends, I need to take care of IRL stuff but some days, I do.. some days I ERP 24/7 for a week maybe
If you frequent /v/ you might recall the daily threads of Morrigan a while back, that was me
>>2652108
*thinks to self*
[Oh gosh I didn't know she'd be that into it. I'm not ready for a relationship like that I just wanted to hold her hand! Oh no u.u;;;]
*swallows and profusely blushes while sweating all over Poland and the work camps I built to show Kurisu*
U-u-um...I l-l-love you too!
*thinks to self*
[NO1! Idiot! YOu were suppost to let her down gentle but now you're married1!1 x.x]
Well, it's my sleep time now.
Goodnight erp and have fun.~
>>2652035
Hopefully you can~! I'm pretty soft, or so I've been told.
>Her velvety vice enraptures his cock, enticing him to travel further to her center. Bottoming out, Iowa placed her hands around his neck to lean her weight on him as he so carefully thrust inwards. Her intense gaze kept an eye on him, gauging how and when he was going to blow his load within the soft ship girl.
>>2652137
Play on Baldung?
>tfw your life is a fucking mess and everyone you used to call a friend has removed you
>>2652155
You're evil, Machi. I love you alot, though.
Good night
>>2652043
No they aren't.
>>2652045
Yes, pantsu.
>>2652048
No u.
>>2652052
I don't bitch about my personal life though. I mean, I'd fug Clownpiece, but that's all.
>>2652066
I don't really have much to share, but thank you anyway. <3
>>2652162
hi nue
>>2652155
Night, Machi! I wish you were chained to a wall in my basement so I could beat you and fuck you and make you rub the lotion on your skin whenever I wanted! <3
>>2652162
Try having irl friends
>>2652162
so... a tuesday?
>>2652157
(Whoops)
>>2652168
Yes, they are.
You're just qt in general, qt.
>>2652168
You make it so obvious you're Nue with fucking RESPONSES LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
GOD YOU'RE SO FUCKING EASY TO SPOT JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE?
>>2652127
...What?
>>2652157
I will play on Siren, I'll play with the free month and see If I like it but even If I like it I might not be able to keep playing, only time will tell, for now, I will enjoy the game
>>2652162
Hi Nue
"Who wants their penis inspected?"
>>2652197
You can cum in my coffee if that will calm you down.
>>2652213
Ah, what a shame. I quit playing a little while ago on Balmung, wish I could've had some fun with you!
>>2652162
I don't know if we talked long enough for you to call me a friend, but I removed you because we didn't really talk, and you kind of ceased all communication during that whole ducking out phase you had.
>>2652236
>tfw no anon to cum in your dr.pepper
>>2652229
M-me please miss~!
>>2652183
Heya, Iowa! How's it goin' with you tonight?
>Scout greeted with a wide grin and wave.
>>2652229
Well, sign me up! Got nothin' much better to do anyway...
>>2652229
Uh, been a while since I've been checked for a hernia I guess. Sure!
>>2652229
I do! I'm not sure if it's too small or anything~
>>2652229
I-I want my penis inspected
>>2652258
I don't cum for niggers.
>>2652255
LMAO
I'm not actually Nue you idiot
Completely different character
Heya' everyone! Ibuki is back like promised! What's happening?
>>2652291
FUCK OFF LUFFY
>>2651990
>Even while Iris was caught in such a frenzy, Iowa still had the audacity to crack such a joke at a time like this, as if her life mission was to consrantly fluster Iris
Miss Iowaaa! Could you get your head out of the gutter and assist me?!
Though she originally want to reel it in on her own, after her that comment, she didn't care. As her powerful friend took point, Iris couldn't help but be impressed by the visible muscle definition in her friends arms, as she fought with the the unknown adversary. Finally as Iowa triumphantly reigns victorious, Iris eyes widen at what was hanging on the line. I small, blue serpent with cute, innocent eyes.
A... Dratini!
>>2652258
I'm sure you could get one to do it. You have the whole firey redhead thing working to your favor.
>>2652277
Why do you do this, constantly? You may as well adopt a fucking name already.
>>2652288
>Completely different character
Not really. You two are practically interchangeable.
Oh, except Nue can actually ERP.
>>2652288
goteeemmmm
>>2652197
They did sort of show up as soon as Nue's other two avatars were exposed.
>>2652287
I can assure you if I was a nigger I would've kill myself.
Now cum in my Dr.Pepper before I milk your cock dry.
>>2652308
You're right. Thanks for the encouragement.
>>2652314
Don't fucking reply to me ever again
>>2652264
>>2652272
>>2652284
>>2652311
"Well then, you know what to do, don't you? Drop your pants, and get on the bed!"
>>2652275
"Hernia? Silly boy, this is a penis inspection. I'm not checking for hernias."
>>2652277
"There's no size requirement, dear. Now, pants off, we don't have all day!"
>>2652197
Who is Nue?
>>2652303
(Arrgh. No greentext)
>>2652342
can i get mine checked too ma'am ?
>>2652338
Knock 'em dead, tigress.
Or I'll show Okabe all that proof that you're an Organization spy.
>>2652342
>Removes their pants and underwear before getting onto the bed
Ready for my inspection~
>>2652193
I try, Anon, I try.
>>2652197
Nue's been gone for a while. I do have another ava though, and I'd love to see you try and find out who it is.
>>2652318
SHEER COINCIDENCE GOYIM
>>2652342
Is it too late for my penis to get inspected too?
>>2652368
Miss Baker
>>2652313
Huh? Not him but whatchoo talkin bout, Willis? The tilde?
>>2652342
>He allows his six and a half inch uncircumcised cock escape his pants as he takes them off and waits on the bed patiently
>>2652342
G-Got it
>The mans drops his pants and hops on the bed
>>2652342
"Wait, then what exactly are you checking for with the inspection if not a hernia? I don't think I've ever had such an inspection done before."
>>2652368
I actually have no reason to suspect this guy is Nue I'm just FUCKING PISSED OFF AT EVERYONG
SO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FERRET LOOKIN ASS BITCH
>>2652368
>Nue's been gone for a while
>>2652338
lol
You can't fool me, you fucking faggot. I'm gonna cum in the German girl from earlier instead of your dirty nigger pepper
>>2652368
Kenny, I want to fuck you senseless, but I have to go to work soon. Life is unfair
>>2652302
(I don't see any characters from Off...)
>>2652342
>Not needing to be told twice, Scout hums happily, pulling his slowly growing erect cock out and hopping up.
Like this, ma'am?
>>2652368
Kenny-chan! I don't feel sleepy at all. Can you just cuddle me gently pls?
>>2652405
I'd this.
>>2652405
pigtail lolis make my dick diamonds
>>2652437
Seat
Over
There
>>2652437
That's probably because you're a pedophile.
>>2652376
No.
Maybe. (No)
>>2652400
rude!
>>2652405
Wishful thinking?
>>2652409
;_;
>>2652419
Yes, but I may also fall asleep.
>She leaps on him, giving a big fluffy hug.
>>2652453
LMFAO
>>2652448
Gross, it got back in the house.
>quickly grabs spray bottle again and spritzes Silica in the face
Go on, git! You stay in the yard. Stay!
>>2652453
genuine kek
>>2652453
>I say I like loli
>hahah ur pedo xd
Never change anon, never change.
>>2652458
Yay!!! Aww, I love how you always get on my lap. You're so sweet.
>He squeezes her as hard as he can again, and rubs his face against hers.
Kenny-chan-chan <33
>>2652272
Good evening, Scout! Everything seems to be going fine, I suppose. Nothing too much to speak about really though!
>>2652303
>Pulling upwards trying not to bust her gut in laughter, Iowa was taken aback by how such a small thing could put up such a fight.
Dang, you certainly knew how to fight little guy.
>The ship girl dangles it by the supposed neck, letting it's body hang southward though taking care not to hurt it. She scratches just underneath it's chin.
But...it is kinda cute...are these common around your place? Also you still owe me that repeat.
>Iowa continues to inspect the dragon, interested in it's physiology.
Hm...can we fry it up? Justice could use a decent meal. Alright, next one though is definitely all you, I won't insult you again!
>Watching her own cast twitch, she dashes over within the blink of an eye to reel in yet another decently sized bass.
Hm...just fish on my end it seems.
>>2652311
>Iowa continued to rock her hips the natural rhythm of his body, ensuring that he was never without need for too long. Just as he pulled out, she lovingly pushed him back into her slimy cavern, casually panting to hold her own lust back beneath her bated breath.
>>2652448
Yes, even this one.
>>2652476
>it was a hologram the whole time
I feel sad, I need some (You)'s
>>2652512
hi Nue
>>2652458
Don't cry Kenny, when I get back, I'm going to be pounding that panda butt.
>>2652512
I'M GONNA RAPE YOUR ASS UNTIL YOUR LOWER BODY TEARS IN HALVES AND YOU DIE OF BLOOD LOSS YOU WORTHLESS LEAKING PISS BUCKET
>>2652488
Yeah, guess that's da' problem with day ta' day checkups...
How about any future plans? What about them?
>>2652534
Kinky.
>>2652508
Where in the hell are you people getting all this goddamn hologram technology?
>>2652488
Damn, you make me want to HRRNG
@2652512
Kill yourself.
>>2652488
>As he inches closer to orgasm, all of the strength in his body goes towards his hips, causing him to bury his face into Iowa's soft bosom.
I-i'm going to cum soon.
>>2652508
I want one
>>2652458
I want Nue to fuck off.
>>2652552
>@
I wasn't aware we were on twitter
>>2652552
>@
I am genuinely angry.
>>2652569
FUCKING TRIGGERED. I DONT' CARE IF YOU'RE SHITPOSTING A SHITPOST
HOLY FUCKING TRIGGERED YOU FUCKING NEWFAG
>>2652583
>calling someone a newfag for not liking your faggotry
lolk
>>2652568
Please stop. Some of us genuinely enjoy Kenny's presence.
My body needs Haruka.
>>2652569
Twitter is for normal people, not for fucking creeps like you, especially creeps with goofy little cocks
>>2652604
>IMPLYIGN IM THE PERSON YOU RESPONDED TO
fuck you.
Holy fuck you're triggering me.
Can you PLEASE refrain from fucking replying to me?
PLEaase don't reply tot his post.
>>2652568
Why do people keep antagonizing Nue when they're actually trying to ERP?
>>2652625
Men are entitled to women's attention in public transportation and sexual harassment should protected under free speech.
>>2652613
Sound like you're projecting there, big tits.
>>2652632
Honestly, I have 0 idea. Trash is just shut posting again I guess...
>>2652625
That's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>2652632
it's not nue
they handled being on the discord without having an emotional breakdown for several days
let me just tell you this is something even dark link couldnt handle
>>2652632
Not to feed the fire (as I totally feed the fire with this post) but his behavior has derailed numerous threads when other people were enjoying themselves.
Harassing Nue is us facilitating karma.
So, is the Charlotte gal lurking?
I kind of want to ERP.
>>2652538
Future plans? Hm...
>Iowa rocked her head against her finger, deeply thinking of what might to come.
I'm not too sure either to be honest. I sort of live in the day to day...let the bigwigs plan, you know!
>>2652551
Is that a good HRRNG or a bad HRRNG? I don't want to hurt such a poor soul.
>>2652555
Cum for me~! Inside!
>Her pleading came with her shaking her shoulders, pulling him in between her chest even further to the point of him being nearly fully surrounded by the mountains of fluff. Her walls sucked him in, clamping down as if it was her own flexible hands begging him to empty the contents of his sack deep within.
>>2652668
Nigga you gullible as fuck
>>2652676
No, you're just shitposting for the sake of it, while acting like some sort of hero. Half the time you faggots are wrong about your assumptions, and instead make people want to stop their sessions.
Fuck off
>(Suddenly hyperventilating from all the (You)s
Oh dear, this is gonna be very difficult.)
>>2652361
"Oh my! I'm not a vet, you know? But, I suppose a penis is a penis, right? Why don't you hop up onto the bed and show me what I'll be inspecting?"
>>2652363
"Excellent!"
The nurse slips on a pair of latex gloves, standing by your feet at the bedside as she bends over, her breasts spilling out of her uniform, only a few buttons actually secured, leaving her cleavge on full display, as he hands slowly crawl up your thighs.
"Ready?"
>>2652370
"Absolutely not! Drop your trousers and hop on up!"
>>2652381
"Oh my, what a healthy boy!"
She bends over to trace a gloved hand over your length, gliding her fingertips from the base to the tip.
"And just how am I going to get this thing to cum for me, hmm?"
>>2652387
"There we go!"
She leans over the bed, at your feet, giving you a warm smile, before her gaze falls to your crotch, and that smile widens.
"I'm going to need a big sample.You can provide that, can't you?"
>>2652398
"Your penis, of course! I need a sperm sample, to make sure your penis is nice and healthy. You will let me inspect you, won't you?"
>>2652399
"Humiliating? Oh my, that sounds terrible! I promise you have nothing to fear, sweetie. Just a harmless inspection!"
>>2652416
"Exactly like tha- Oh! Already eager to get started, aren't we?"
A wide smile crosses her lips, as a a fingertip plants itself on your cockhead, wiggling around in that spot, as she quietly giggles to herself.
>>2652689
no, i just wanna put some shade on dark link ok
>>2652362
No, please! He already freaks out enough about the whole spy thing.
>>2652708
Dark Link did nothing wrong.
D-Do you guys...already have an Atago?
>>2652700
>Fuck off
Yeah I don't think I will. :^) You want some fries with that salt?
>>2652735
No. Feel free to play as her.
>>2652688
It's the good kind of HRNG, that's the sound I make when I want to HRNG and you really make me want to HRNG I know we just met but I want to HRNG you
>>2652701
>He stares at the luscious breasts bouncing in front of him before looking towards her face
Yes I am most definitely ready~
>>2652701
>The man nods and starts slowly jerking off his own cock
O-Of course I can
>>2652709
That's why it's an enticing incentive, isn't it? You can avoid all that mess by just getting an anon's sticky seed mixed in with your Dr. Pepper: it shouldn't be too hard - pardon the pun.
>>2652739
>being toxic and arrogant about it
For someone who stands for karma you're really asking for something to bite your ass.
>>2652701
i can do that ma'am
>I smile and quickly get on the bed with my cock out
>>2652701
"Well," he replies, "I'm pretty sure my sperm is doing just fine. I'd agree to it, but you look awfully busy at the moment, and I'm sure these other patients have much more pressing concerns. Maybe once the rush dies down."
>>2652739
>salt salt salt u mad xd KYS!!!!!!! NUE??? MRS SHAKENBAKE???
You're pathetic, and this is the last response you'll have from me.
>>2652735
A long time ago....ah my heart longs once again for my lost friend!
>Iowa sobs into her arm
Such a fool she was, but she was my fool!
>>2652746
Hnnngh?
>Iowa makes a guttural noise mimicking him, but out of confusion.
>>2652757
Okay, this is getting too lewd for my virgin eyes!
>>2652701
That syringe. Up my urethra. Filled with red phosphorus.
>>2652735
I do not know who Atago is.
What kinda stuff are you into?
>>2652773
Sure.
>>2652688
Heh; yeah, I understand ya'!
>Scout returned with a soft chuckle and grin.
So, I guess ya' aren't busy tonight? If you're free, maybe we could, hang out or something, ya' know?
>>2652701
(Heh, sorry! Didn't think you'll get THIS much response and approval already...)
>He shudders in delight, smirking down at her as she feels up his tip.
Oh, what can I say? I aim to please~
>>2652735
That's actually fucking gross
>>2652773
>this mad
>>2652701
Yes!
>Take pants off, bjt when it's time for the underwear
...
Nurse...I'm starting to hesitate about this...
>>2652778
That's cute, but you don't need your eyes to manage that. There's probably someone here who gets off on their milker feigning disinterest while pumping out a creamy load from them. Besides, don't you spend a lot of time here? Your eye cherry was popped long ago, genius girl.
>>2652701
Here's another response just to stress you more.
>>2652744
I dunno...I'm looking to play anyone new really, kinda wanna slap on a new face and get the dick lust flowing
For some reason I had a preference to be a drunken slut, but I'll do what people want!
>>2652761
Ah. gone now?
>>2652777
I-I'm sorry I can't replace your friend!
..you do look similar though
>>2652781
Pleasing people!
>>2652777
>Looks at tits
HRNG
>Makes eye contact
You understand
Hey guys it's Joey from Joey's Super Cool Food Reviews!
I'm BYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCK
Today I'm going to be doing the new Penis Inspection Nurse everyone, the Penis Inspection Nurse. So this baby comes with what looks to be a tranquilizing shot, you know what? Check this out!
Alright everyone, this is the new Penis Inspection Nurse! Look at it, it's got a nice even skin tone, beautiful hair, a cute little hat! Alright so this comes with shota, which I LOVE. A little femdom and a hint of motherly love. My mother never loved me, but that's another story! Heheheh!
AAAANd WEEEE'REEE BACK!
Okay everyone, This is the new Penis Inspection Nurse and I'm gonna give this a try.. here we go!
>Joey takes a monstrous bite out of the poor helpless nurse
Mhm... mhm.. okay.. mhm. It's very flavorful, muchachos! The femdom is femdomy, and the shota is.. shota-y! hehe! Let's give this another shot
>Not surprisingly, Joey finishes the rest of the nurse
Mhm.. Mmmmmeheheh! Wooooow gang, this really SWINGS! It defineitly deserves a couple WOO WOO WOO'S!
I give this Nurse an 8/10 everyone! Get on down to your local ERP and give this a try!
>>2652809
Just in case you didn't notice, you actually genuinely almost derailed the thread.
>>2652488
No...! These guys are rare no matter where your from! They're one of the first recorded species of dragon! I haven't had the chance to train one myself!
>Her face beaming at the sight if a real wild dratini, she makes the most of the sight, namely because of Iowa unsettling comments afterwards.
F-fry it? I'm not too well versed in the art of consuming dragons... S-so, I'll just l-leave that call to you. ...And no, I'm not going to say it, Miss Iowa. Keep your pervy fantasies in your head~
>That last exchange spoken in a much more light hearted tone, she sticks her tongue out at Iowa, making for a rather juvenile gesture. With Iowa's quick reaction to her line, Iris suddenly wears a straight face once again. An idea strikes when she observes the catch.
Oh, how about we just prapare something with bass! At least we'd both have an idea of what to expect!
>>2652701
>unsheathes cock
>>2652815
Could we instead share a cup of coffee and drop this incredibly lewd conversation?
>>2652825
Oh. Okay.
Play as her, please. Emerald-eyed blonde haired gals makes me rock hard.
>>2652810
(Yeah I'll do that to since it'll really help her)
>>2652833
I'm not the one feeding me replies jackass
>>2652825
They might just be taking a break
>>2652508
HI MASTER
>>2652849
So fucking funny I almost fell out of my seat and died
>>2652867
Oh yeah it's other people's fault you're being an asshole.
I heard that one before.
>Nue got butthurt and is responding as anon now
>>2652887
Dude just stop replying to me
So we gonna fuck or wut?
>>2652849
What? Does lewdness frighten you? It's a little adorable, but, at the same time: why would you trust coffee from someone being as perverted as me? There could be a mess of cream lurking at the bottom of your cup, squeezed fresh out of a gaggle of horny anons. Is that risk preferable to performing a simple little task?
>>2652915
You're just gonna start shitposting again as soon as I stop distracting you.
>>2652913
>>2652874
You found a new master...
(Eh, sorry; but not only is it a rather slow night, but shitposts galore tonight! Gonna take off while I still can and catch up on my sleep; see you all sometime in the future!)
>>2652922
*Shitposts anyway*
>>2652941
I did not ? You're the only master I have...
>>2652832
At least add a couple of new lines instead of just copy pasting 3/4 of it.
>>2652961
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>2652977
>Not knowing Joey's formate
Kill yourself
>>2652481
>She nuzzles his nose with hers, flashing a beaming grin. Also squeaks a little when squeezed.
>>2652529
Now that's the kind of enthusiasm I like.
>>2652568
>>2652632
>>2652668
I, uh, did I fuck up somewhere?
Oh and I've only been on the Discord for a day now.
>>2652962
I saw you licking her feet..
>>2653000
Impersonation...
>>2652916
That's why I want to share a cup of coffee with you. I want us to share the cream which could be at the bottom of the cup.
Why should I only have to do it, when I can have someone enjoying the lewd the mixture with me?
>>2653031
It's okay, she can make you cum.. I can't
>>2652849
go to fucking bed you insufferable redhead
>>2653031
Youmu, stop lying and tell the truth. She may forgive you.
>>2652990
I love you Kenny, please never give into shitposting.
>>2653000
>>2653031
*Shudders*
>>2652832
Would it be selfish to ask if I could get one, too? I find these hilarious!
>>2652779
>Iowa rolls her head backwards, letting out a long sensual sigh as she feels the white, sticky semen flow throughout her system. Her shuddering shoulders and gritted teeth telling the story of her own lust being let forward, writhing at the mere feeling of being filled.
Ah....I hope you enjoyed that, sir. I aim to please!
>>2652785
Of course, I love chatting with good friends of mine! I haven't had much time and...well, looking at my watch I think I might need to start my patrol soon, but for the time being I'm all yours! Bask in the glory of my presence! Ahaha~!
>>2652825
Hmm...
>With an piqued interest, Iowa dashes around Atago, side to side sizing her up with her star-spangled eyes. With one index, she pokes Atago's chest inward, sinking the digit far into her meaty breast.
Well...you look like Atago, you sound like Atago, you feel like Atago. Thus, if my calculations are correct, you must be her! But maybe your brain is fried, hm?
>Iowa gets a bit closer, her gaze now turned towards the inside of her ear as if to see through towards the muscle inside her skull. Eventually giving up at the futile effort, she refocuses herself in front of the fellow blond ship girl.
Then let's start over, yeah? I'm USS Iowa! Straight from the land of the free, home of the brave, bastion to justice across the world, the United States of America!
>>2652830
Ah, yes, I do, I do! You're ogling my chest, of course.
>Her hands float over them, highlighting their pure size as they could not even cover the entirety of the mounds below.
They certainly seem to be my main attraction.
>>2652835
Hm...really? Very nice then! See, I knew you were a natural!
>Holding up her much less lucrative prize, Iowa points to the bass flopping around.
I just got me a plain old fish you know. Maybe I just need to try that side. I guess I'm not sure what dragon flesh tastes like, so let's go with the fish.
>>2653053
Ask for daddy's cummys, you fucking fag.
>>2653053
You need to be on more and sit on my face !
You're still my favorite..
>>2653049
Oh, I didn't expect that. Are you resistant to milking an anon, yourself? Some sort of androphobia rearing its head? If you want to share the cream at the bottom, then you needn't your own cup. I'll simply enjoy my coffee, until I catch a mouthful: we'll share it then.
>>2653061
Kaz...I'm already a shitposter.
>>2653095
Excuse me?
>>2653116
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
>>2653126
You're my mistress, she's my master
>>2653126
Calm down, Skeeter, she ain't hurtin nobody
This looks like a fun place to hang out.
>>2653069
>Looks at legs
HRNG
>Looks at thighs
HRNG
>Looks at torso
HRNG
>Looks at hair
HRNG
>Looks at face
HRNG
>Looks at eyes
HRNG
>Looks at you from top to bottom
HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNGGG
>>2653112
Resistant? A tad bit.. Androphobia, most certainly not!
Your offer is just far more temping than letting some anon relieve himself into a soda. Enjoy your coffee.
>>2653151
That's the same fucking thing, just femal/male terms
>>2653069
>I blush and dart my eyes around as you swivel all over my presence, poking and prodding my body as I emit a few light squeaks when you tease my breasts
I-Iowa...huh? Well...
>I swallow and with one eye closed, extend a shaky hand outward and turn a brighter shade of red
I'm Atago..S-Second of the Takao Class!
(If there already is one I really don't wanna take her :c I'm already looking for more characters, don't worry~!)
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2653116
We know, Nue.
>>2653197
WHAT IN JACK-FUCKING-HANNAH IS THAT?!
I want to fuck Hoshi
>>2653179
I know what you're thinking.
It gets better, it's just that it's shitpost central for the night, it seems. Just your luck, huh?
>>2653206
IT'S THE JAGERMONSTA! Legend has it that merely gazing up this creature may cause extreme drunkenness! I, however, am immune to its effects.
>>2653241
How's that?!
>>2653151
Punishment is in order for that. I hope you're still up in an hour or so.
>>2653253
already drunk
>>2653253
I am already drunk!
>>2653235
What happens if Nue and Hoshi had a child?
>>2653260
AAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2653185
Tempting, is it? I think you're far downplaying the in-between, where the anon gets milked.
>She lifts her cup, and takes a slow sip. Her eyes peer over the ledge, while a little twist curls at her lips before she finishes.
After all, you're missing that heat that blasts off his erection while you pump over it with lazy strokes. You're missing how he throbs from his center with a deep beat: ka-thump, ka-thump. You're missing the little drool seeping from his tip over your fingers as you squeeze up. You're missing his ragged breath and fluttering abdomen as he gets closer. Still, if you prefer a softer touch, I can understand. And provide.
>>2653069
I, um... Am just gonna hold on to this little fellow.
>Shuffling her hand around the depths of her pockets, Iris draws out a purple ball with a very distinct "M"on the top. With a simple click of button on the contraption, the dratini vanishes, now reading in its new home, with its new master. Brushing off her somewhat selfish act, she looks back to Iowa.
I dunno. Maybe they just were attracted to the dragons in my party? Either way, you could give this side a shot. Maybe you'll find another rare species!
>>2653268
Anti-Christ.
>>2653138
I am many of you.
>>2653198
Shut up, Nue.
>>2653258
i-it's already 11:30... just give me an email or I could post my steam >_<
>>2653197
What in the fuck is that thi-
KILL THE FUCKING DOGS
>>2653290
I'm sorry, but I don't really want to do this stuff outside of the threads! Not yet at least
>>2652748
She procures a small bottle of lube, snapping it open, and drizzling the contents onto your awaiting length. Her other hand grips your base, holding your cock upright, as it's coated in the slick substance. She then pockets the lube, before bringing that hand onto you as well, wrapping it around your shaft with a firm grip, while the hand on your base slides down, palm resting on your groin, so her thumb and finger can wrap tightly around your lowest point.
"That's good," she says, smiling as her hand starts gliding along you at a snail's pace.
>>2652750
"Perfect! And so eager, too!"
She dips in, slowly lowering her face to your crotch, so much so that her warm breath blasts against your length as you stroke. She stops there, watching you with a smirk, before her eyes dart up to yours.
"Of course, I'm here to help you with that. You know that, right?"
>>2652765
"Oh wow, obedient! I suppose I don't have to worry about you being house trained."
With a curious look, she leans down, poking a finger at the tip of the animal phallus with her gloved hand, watching it bounce.
"Still, I must admit, this is new for me. Hopefully, I can get a sample from you the same way I get it from all the other boys."
>>2652767
"It's all in a day's work for me, sweetie," she offers, with a wide smile. "Still, if you'd rather swing by later, that's fine with me. Just make sure you come in so I can get your sample before the office closes!"
>>2652779
"Is that so?"
She lifts your cock, taking a firm grip of your base, and stroking along the shaft, right under the head. While she does, she leans in, craning her neck until her lips threaten to brush against your tip, and she licks her lips.
"There are so many methods...surely you can think of at least one that'd produce a nice, healthy sample for me, no?"
Leaning in further, she plants a kiss on your tip, shutting her eyes, while her hand gives you a strong tug upward.
(Character limit...)
>>2653340
I will break you eventually mistress
>>2652780
"Oh my, that sounds dangerous! I'm afraid you won't be receiving such treatment in my office, young man."
>>2652784
(That's alright. If it comes to it, I'll just ask.)
>>2652785
(You and me both...)
That gloved hand glides down, tracing that fingertip down to your base, and then running right back up, stopping at your very tip. Then, it wraps around, enveloping your head in her palm, for her to lightly squeeze, twisting her wrist as she does.
"That makes two of us! I won't have any trouble getting a nice big sample from you, will I?"
>>2652802
She walks over to you, a warm smile spreading her lips as she does. She stops just in front of you, before dipping down to her knees, and placing her hands on your hips.
"Come on, now, there's no need to be shy! Let's see it!"
With that, her fingers hook your underwear's hem, and she tugs them down.
>>2652824
(Mean! I'm trying to stay composed here! This is stressful!)
>>2652845
"Oh my, this is a penis inspection, dear, not a swordfight! Be careful with that, you might put someone's eye out!"
>>2653239
I'm used to a little worse, but there seem to be some nice individuals around. I might come back to talk some more another day, I've been lurking for an hour or so.
>>2653073
No, I just got here. You should
>>>/out/
>>2653364
>The man suddenly stops and pulls his hand away from his now twitching cock
Oh, right, so-sorry, I guess I really am eager...
>>2653191
Of course, Atago! I know you well and good! We'll be best buds, I promise!
>Iowa confidently grabs that outstretched hand, giving it two pumps up and down before letting go. Not to let her out of Iowa's grasp just yet, the American slung her arm around Atago's shoulder, pulling her into a side hug.
We kanmusu have to stick together you know!
(It's no big deal, she hasn't posted in at least a month I think)
>>2653183
Ahaha~ You're too kind, you know! Don't have a heart attack!
>>2653282
Hm...alright, let me try. Let's see how it goes!
>With a quick flick of the wrist, Iowa had slung the hook out to sea faster than Iris's eyes could even comprehend. If anything, Iowa was both passionate and skilled at her hobbies. Bending over the side of the boat watching the bobbing bait, her body naturally curved upwards to stick her rounded bottom up in the air, miniskirt doing very little to hide the flesh of her thighs below. Mindlessly she rocked her form back and forth, waiting for a catch without a care as to what was behind her, too eager to capture another sort of mystical creature. It didn't take long before another bite happened, as Iowa happily reeled it in-or so she thought.
Hm...looks like we got another fighter.
>Her pure arm strength didn't seem to cut it. Iowa had to balance herself with one foot on the side of the dingy, pushing up with her legs while tugging, finally bringing whatever it was to light.
Hm...what is it? Can you see?
>>2653375
>I'm trying to stay composed here! This is stressful!
You're doing great, don't get flustered.
No need to reply to this btw
>>2653364
I would be delighted
>i smile and chuckle as i watch her
And yes i am house broken
