Murderous Games 128 Part II
>>2649736
Skipped night four.
Skipped day five.
Five tributes remain.
NIGHT FIVE
>phone almost out of charge
>charger nowhere to be seen
>>2649746
Y-you can't hear me? Are you sure?
Hello?
>She waves.
Hellooooo?
>>2649751
>She hugs the pupper.
KUKUKU!
I consider your offer satisfactory!
>>2649778
Well? do you want chocolate cake or some other type of cake? don't worry I'll give whatever kind of cake.
>>2649786
Maybe I'll win too.
I want to fucking die.
>>2649756
Out of habit? Do you really think I think about my appearance that much? I do not care for it!
>>2649780
Saying is neither thinking or doing.
>>2649788
>He backs up.
M-My apologies.
School principal? I'd hardly believe that. You look more like a school student!
>>2649786
Hey Wriggle thanks for host
And goodnight.
>>2649833
>>2649846
Goodnight!
>>2649832
Maybe.
>>2649786
Skipped day six.
Skipped night six.
Skipped day seven.
Skipped night seven.
Skipped day eight.
Skipped night eight.
Skipped day nine.
Three tributes remain.
NIGHT NINE
We have our winner next slide... If you want someone to win you'd better root for them now.
>>2649762
That's still not good. Don't you have any idea how much it hurts when other people beat you? Trust me, it isn't fun. Especially if they get your blood everywhere. it just turns into one big mess.
>>2649809
>>2649826
>completely ignores her
I wonder why there's this buzzing in my ears...
>>2649828
How about some carrot cake? I've never had any of that before.
>>2649833
>>2649849
Franku, you can't die
You are cancer's cancer
if you die, regular cancer can evolve freely
>>2649842
>>2649807
You just love being tsun tsun don't you? Well you're still my buddy.
>>2649833
I want a lot of other people to die.
Not me. I rule.
>>2649786
>>2649832
Fufufu...
When you make a deal with the devil, you must be prepared to pay the price.
>She points dramatically.
Give it to me! A "Thank you", straight from your very soul! KUKUKU!
>>2649854
>She comes closer.
H-hey! Listen up, please!
>>2649741
I just thought itnwould be a nice idea, Its not like cowboys in space is a serious theme anyway
>>2649779
130 years is good enough. You would have to transform the whole northbpole into icecream for it to last my whole life
>>2649788
Me neither! B-But your belly is stilll going to hurt
>>2649723
>mugen stages
Alright, the fuck is going on?
>>2649853
Yeah...maybe.
>>2649853
WAIT BEFORE THAT
Day six.
>>2649854
>hands a plate of Carrot Cake with orange frosting
>>2649883
Sol edgeguy is making HG-themed MUGEN
>>2649853
Adachi's one cold hearted bastard.
>>2649878
This must be what Ichimatsu goes through on a daily basis. Now I understand why he's always depressed.
>>2649858
kek
>>2649869
They said it's terminal 5.
>>2649853
What happened to me?
>>2649891
oh...
>>2649842
Now isn't the time for ignorance, Iida Tenya.
Even you should be intelligent enough to know I am telling no lie.
>>2649881
Hmmmm... nope!
>>2649883
>>2649903
>What he said.
>>2649778
Then get to it and become another talentless member of society that will turn out into a standard jobber.
>>2649891
Okay, back to real time
It's over...
>>2649826
>The pupper tries to wriggle out of your grasp.
Ruff!
>>2649920
You're the only person with a PhD in internet retardation, the world needs you
>>2649833
Please live. Live and enjoy your life.
>>2649881
But if the Northpole was ice cream you would have only 50 years worth worth of it until it's gone completely. Global warming isn't a lie.
>>2649903
Im slightly worried.
>>2649930
>>2649930
Yas
>>2649894
This isn't carrot cake. This is just normal cake with orange icing. Where the hell did you put all the carrots?
>>2649925
It's not as easy as you think it is. They end up firing you if they catch you doing things to your privates in the office room.
>>2649930
But not a bad enough dude to win, I see.
>>2649918
>She starts crying.
H-hey! Pwease wissen to what I'm saying!
It's impordant!
>>2649933
>She sets the pupper down.
Kukuku... Had enough?
>>2649947
me too
He isn't including "The Duane" as a fighter
which sucks
>>2649947
Personally I have high hopes for it, so I can finally beat up people I don't like.
Good news everyone.
>>2649842
>>2649807
Mayhaps the wrong word. Experience, perchance?
>>2649930
Congratulations, human!
Thou hast mine thanks, Lady Wriggle.
>>2649923
Here's your "I'm sorry" ribbon.
>>2649979
Only Trump can save us now
>>2649979
goodbye rato
>>2649871
A...what?
>>2649924
What kind of school principal wheres an outfit this revealing? I sincerely hope you never drop anything,
>>2649963
...I don't think I have that kind, sorry for the disappointment.
>>2649963
That's expected. Did you honestly expect to pull off such perversities while you're supposed to be working? I knew you weren't a bright light but this is worrying, you should probably consider a dose of bleach.
>>2649930
CONGRATULATIONS BENNY GOODMAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NIZOvfKpc
God I forgot how good the killing floor soundtrack was. How was your day today?
>>2649968
C-Come on, you're too old to be crying. Look, I-I can hear you again! It'll all be okay!
>>2649998
Oh, um, thanks?
>>2650015
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>2650015
Placements
TOP 15 BOUNTIES (Games 100 - 128)
1. Eggman-kun - 23 kills/2 wins/Legend/Most Wanted - 4800$
2. Vic Viper - 10 kills/2 wins/Legend - 2500$
! 3. John Henry Eden - 11 kills/2 wins/Legend - 2600$
4. Andrew Wiggins - 12 kills/1 win - 1700$
5. Lord Beerus - 12 kills/1 win - 1700$
6. Yukine - 15 kills - 1500$
7. Casey Neistat - 12 kills/1 win - 1700$
8. Cappy - 11 kills/Murderous - 1600$
! 9. Mii Gunner & Mii Sword Fighter - 14 kills - 1400$
10. Aqua - 6 kills/1 win - 1100$
11. Kaine - 4 kills/1 win - 900$
12. Baron Von Dragon - 7 kills - 700$
13. Shalasaka - 7 kills - 700$
14. Martina Crespi - 7 kills - 700$
15. Anon - 7 kills - 700$
>!
Indicates an updated or new score
>How do get on list
Obtain a green ribbon to be added to the bounty list. Your performance in future Murderous games will then count toward your bounty.
>How do I obtain green ribbon
It's awarded to whoever scores the most kills. If there's a tie, everyone who shares the tie gets the ribbon.
>What affects my bounty?
Murder - 100$, Bank Robbery - 100$, Win - 500$, Murderous Bonus (Highest kills in one game record) - 500$, Legend bonus (2 or more wins) - 500$, Most wanted bonus - 1000$.
>What happens if I get knocked off the board?
Your score is still being recorded, it just won't be displayed until you're back in the top 15.
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
>>2649985
Are you suggesting people regularly insult me and my body?
>>2650015
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting for us.
>>2650018
Parsee if you want to talk about videogames you should go to their dedicated boards like /v/, /vg/ , that stuff
>>2650015
Congratulations, Benny. Thank you for hosting, Yuno.
>>2650015
Congratulations
>>2650031
Thank you for hosting once again.
>>2650031
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2650031
Congrats and thanks for hosting again
>>2650006
Nothing nothing at all.
>>2650006
I'm not fond of dropping things, but it seems I cannot say the same for your mother, you ignorant fool.
>>2650015
>Thanks for hosting.
>>2649968
Ruff!
>The pupper runs off.
>>2650015
Thanks for hosting, congrats Benny
>>2650018
Its been quite good i'd say.
What about yours?
>>2650057
>
>>2650008
How about some pear cake. You've at least have to have some of that.
>>2650013
There's only so much a person can take before they start wanking it in their cubical. You'd know that too if you worked.
>>2650015
Congrats Benny.
Thank you for the games, old man.
>>2650023
Y-you can?
>She wipes her nose with a tissue.
>>2650015
Congratulations Benny. Stay Fresh
>>2650018
Pretty chill man, how bout you?
>>2650031
Thanks for hostin!
>>2650031
Thanks for hosting.
>>2650042
I was just saying how I forgot the soundtrack to it is great. Also, if you have a problem with me talking about video games then why did you not say anything couple weeks ago when majority were talking about DS 3, hm?
>>2650057
I am glad to ruin your day.
>>2650075
I've already worked more than you ever will, kid. If you don't realise it then you might have to reconsider your initial thoughts. I've never had the urge to even jerk off in public. There might be some problems in your upper chamber, you should get it checked out.
>>2650015
Thank you for the game.
>>2650063
Uh...okay.
>>2650064
I-I MERELY MEANT THINGS YOU WOULD HAVE TO BEND OVER TO PICK UP, SUCH AS PENCILS, NOT YOUR CLOTHING!
>>2650073
Oh shut the fuck up, people talk about video games here all the goddamn time, why is it a big deal now?
>>2650094
>Implying I didn't
>>2650075
I guess.
>hands a plate of Italian pear cake
>>2650031
thanks for hosting
>>2650106
I'm sure you did.
>>2650094
>only replying to the people who were negative to you, not to the ones who greeted you friendly
Seriously, one of you must have the mugen list thing.
>>2650107
Um.... What?
>>2650036
'Tis how it didst seem by thine presumptions.
>>2650018
Lovely, beyond thine refusal of mine hug from prior.
>>2650073
>>2650085
It's been going great so far. Yuugi said she was going to buy me some sake.
>>2650109
You didn't. I would of remember.
>>2650081
Yes, I can hear you crying like a little kid that lost her parents in a small crowd of people.
>>2650099
Is it worth telling people anymore? I don't think it is. It's pretty much useless at this point. None of you guys ever listen to me anyways.
>>2650137
Yeah. His name is Sol.
>>2650140
.........What?
>>2650143
>She sniffles.
Y-you can hear me now?
>>2649854
Getting my blood everywhere doesn't bother me much. It's getting anyone elses blood everywhere that bothers me.
>>2650139
That wasn't mean for you, shhhh.
>Pets consolingly
>>2650129
You should know by now that I am not one for innuendos or lewd things in general.
>>2650140
Well you are wrong. Nobody does that, nor would they have the gall to do so! I am well respected!
>>2650118
>he pushes it away
What kind of bakery are you running here!? How come everything I order turns out to be not what I ordered!?
>>2650141
I did, believe it or not
Anyways, I always wondered why you always claim that you use Parsee as an OOC avatar, but then mix OOC and IC with eachother, it's rather confusing for me
>>2650143
I'm listening, I'm just reading manga while doing so. You might spout out useless garbage as per usual, but I'm still listening to you and your bullshit.
>>2650141
I'm glad to hear that, anyway i should head off and get some rest. Have a good evening.
>>2650156
Hm, that's weird, she seems to have left. I can't really hear her dumb voice anymore.
>>2650160
Exactly, so you shouldn't do it...f-for our sake, that is.
>>2650163
I agree with you whole-heartedly. Honest.
>>2650162
I could guess. Its alright.
>>2647534
>Spending money on a free to play game
WeeeeeW
>>2650144
Well fuck. Time for the waiting game.
I should work on my own game idea. The Splatoon Games. If done right, it would be very inktastic
>>2650167
Ah, sorry, but I have no idea what bakery you're thinking of, these were to calm you down, want some tea instead?
Yewknow please host again
>>2650188
I-If you can't hear me...
>She takes a step back, striking a dramatic pose.
I'll have to show you my true power!
>>2650152
This, but of course;
>>2648613
>>2648685
>>2648686
>>2650163
Then why didst thou jump to such conclusions for what I wouldst have had mine "first thoughts" be?
>>2650201
Very inkteresting, indeed.
>>2650188
I just need to kill anyone swiftly you know.
>>2650141
I heard you mention her before, she your girlfriend, right?
>>2650169
If I was in character right now then I would of badmouth everyone that responded to me,, bit my finger, and glare at them in jealousy when they don't respond after me bad mouthing them. You forget that Parsee is a being of jealous who simply can not show kindness or compassion at all.
>>2650176
Good night.
it's qcd on the microphone
girl you got me in the zone