/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Terrifying renegade Pearl Edition
Previous thread: >>2638627
>NEW EPISODES on 12 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>>2643547
She'll be back in her prime again, someday.
>>2643561
By the way, this artist kind of draws man faces for the Gems. Not that I'm complaining, it makes them look pretty androgynous.
>>2643561
Someday, Pearl and Garnet will be as strong as they were during the war.
Right now, their issues are holding them back. Especially Pearl.
>>2643561
They don't age, therefore they have no prime
>>2643578
Thats great since gems don't have sex
>>2643617
I mean that her skills are rusty from the time she's had away from any "serious" fighting, but she's getting back into it.
>>2643620
Rose did.
>>2643633
And look what happened to her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG76c53p9kI
First for taking Pericherry virginity.
>>2643649
She became half of a chubby little retard? Yeah, maybe not such a great idea.
>>2643687
No, Peri is pure.
>>2643687
Steven will.
>>2643694
>>2643354
LITERALLY STOP POSTING IMAGES FROM YOUR PHONES FOR FUCK SAKE
>>>/co/82443130
>>2643375
>>2643759
kill yourself
>>2643759
For the sake of the quality of the general, please do.
>>2643759
kill yourself
>>2643759
kill yourself
>>2643759
kill yourself
>>2643759
kill yourself
>>2643759
kill yourself
How does that penis sword even work?
>>2643768
>>2643791
It's just a fancy hilt.
>>2643759
>>2643791
Which one's the "penis sword"?
>>2643805
kill yourself
>>2643805
kill yourself
>>2643805
kill yourself
>>2643805
kill yourself
>>2643805
kill yourself
Guys, please stop.
>>2643805
This thread is off to quite a start.
>>2643832
kill yourself
>this entire thread
Pearl is the best or she will grow to be the best gem.
>>2643864
I think Steven is the best Gem.
>>2643883
Even steven finds steven anoying.
>>2643883
He's the best half-Gem at least.
>>2643818
The striped bottom one with the ball towards the middle
>>2643894
That was during Season 1A, he's gotten much better now.
>>2643900
He still counts as a Gem, and for me, he's the best Gem.
>>2643849
>>2643944
He doesn't count as a Gem or a human until he learns for himself that he counts as both.
>>2644004
That's gonna be one hell of a hurdle for him to jump over, but I think that he can do it.
>2000+16
>Kritical still hasn't played Attack the Light
>>2644083
What, is he a fan of SU?
>>2644066
that connie hug her mom scene.
>Steven will remember this
Another day, another thread and I just wanted to cuddle with Greg to be pretty honest
>inb4 bad news
>>2643586
My theory is that the CGs started to grow distant from the humans they were dedicated to protecting and got lazy. That's why Rose gave up her physical form to create Steven, the perfect link between gems and humans.
>Shitposting
>>2643586
>Thinking the gems got weaker since the war
Buddy.
>>2644125
>how do we learn to be friends and not do war with each other?
>oh I know, we'll learn from the humans!
Rose is actually pretty retarded when you think about it
>>2644161
>Buddy
You're able to choose one singer, artist, or band member to guest star in SU as a fusion of your choice, who do you choose and for which fusion?
>Roger Waters
>Steven/Garnet fusion
>>2644190
It's posts like these that made me wish i had a favorite singer.
>>2644117
Probably not, but his commentary on the game would be amazing
>>2644235
why cant the pearl do anything right just once?
>>2644190
Nope. Zach said no man voices
>>2644248
This is most cringeworthy thing I read all week and I lurk trash everyday
>>2644266
First off, where? Second, why in the world would he say something like that at all?
>>2644248
>"What's up everybody, it's Cr1TsTaL gem
>>2644258
I wanna cuddle the Pearl
>>2644248
>Markiplier
>Thomas Sanders
>Cr1TiKaL the Cr1TsTaL gem
No
>>2644190
zooey deschanel as Peridot, Pearl fusion.
>>2644258
She needs someone to tell her what to do
>>2644298
On twitch
And
Matt and Ian said no masculine gems, so unless you want a chica with a manly bellow...
>>2644258
She's a worthless Pearl
>>2644190
Eleanor Jackson as Jasper/Yellow Pearl
Looks like Pearl's ready for a night on the town
>>2644356
yes she does.
>>2644374
what a slut
>>2644363
>>2644380
Is there any art of Jasper as Brock Samson? If not, fucking why?
>>2644357
>On twitch
I'm gonna need more than this, there's no way he'd just right up and say something so revealing as this.
>Matt and Ian said no masculine gems, so unless you want a chica with a manly bellow...
And yet Steven is in the show. And how do we know that they weren't only referring to new, single Gems and not fusions? And even then, Steven/Gem fusions could be non-binary like Stevonnie while still having masculine voices and male VAs.
>>2644248
I would love to hear Critical voice act with his dry humor.
>What's up everybody, it's Cr1TsTaL gem.
>What it is i apear to be is fusion by some incredible feat.
>So yeah I move my arms and legs and garnet moves her legs and arms and it is fucking immpossible.
>Burrrp
>That slowed me down.
>SHIT
>OOH that looked painfull
>what hapened to pearl that was weird
Peridot wears shorts
>NOT BAD AT ALL
>you have got to be licking my nipples witht the tongue of an elephant.
>Pearl practise fusing with amethist otherwise it looks like a girafe sucking her thumb while giving birth.
>remember to write comments rate the video and subscribe if you dont want any hiatuses.
>>2644416
I would send the staff all my money in an envelope for this
Peridot is for ___
>>2644380
She's just tired
>>2644442
fug
http://spa66ow.web.fc2.com/lapis/index.html
go dress up a lapis
>>2644442
LAPIS
>>2644442
>>2644453
Ignoring
>>2644442
beat the shit out and break
Will lion get more development once his big secret is out of the way
>>2644504
If I had 6 fingers on one hand right now, I would slap the shit out of a gopher.
>>2644540
What's a gopher?
>>2644453
May she rest in piece
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/727550367697764352
>>2644598
WHY
LIVE
>>2644598
She died so that Best Gem could live.
>>2644442
Hugs, snugs, and the occasional fugs.
>>2644598
>Matt
>>2644663
I was so sure Rose was dead, but now I'm doubtful
>>2644687
>>2644598
This is neither true nor untrue. Matt (or any member of the Crewniverse for that matter) isn't going to just give away and spoil something major like that.
It would be better though, if Matt just gave a simple "I can't tell you that right now. Watch the show and find out."
ENF Pearl, best Pearl
Aw man, had this Burnett tweet in my notifications:
>pitch notes doodle of kiora cosplaying lapis
But he deleted it
>>2644769
It would be better if Matt never answered questions in the first place.
>>2644769
But we already know the state that Rose is in. She isn't around anymore, because all of her became half of Steven.
Just a straw poll here, who here loves giant women?
>>2644820
Don't mind either size.
>>2644820
Only if they're a giant Ruby fusion.
>>2644820
I like giant Steven, but not in a sexual or romantic way.
>>2644800
Did rose become his upper half or his lower half?
>>2644842
Anterior
>>2644842
Posterior
>>2644842
Neither. He's his own person.
>>2644820
I am still holding out on getting a 6' gf
I'm 5'8"
>>2644902
>he's holding out he says
How much money do I need to have in my Paypal account in order for Yellow Pearl to notice me?
>>2644840
That steven is just too masculine.
We need shaved, neat Steven
>>2644945
>that slutty getup
69.69 will do
>>2644842
Rose is in her gem dont be dumb
>>2644902
Heh manlet
Anyways the reason I was asking is because I want to join a peace corps sort of organization and work abroad in that one village in South Sudan where Manute Bol came from and make love to a 7'6" woman and father a basketball star.
Anyone down to come with?
>>2644945
666
>>2644947
There is no "too masculine" Steven.
>>2644945
Enough to buy a ticket to the Poils Idol Group tour
So more money than you'll see in your lifetime
>>2644945
im sure $5 for a big mac combo is enough
http://suddenlysardonyx.tumblr.com/post/143800372115/lapisincrocs-wait-i-have-an-idea
>>2645015
polish this up a bit and it'll be Uncle Grampa
4 days until next leaks
>>2644993
Wow, do yellow and blue wear the same thing (except for the placement of the frilly see-thru thing)? Pearl fashion hasn't changed for centuries!
I will assume our Pearl wore the very same back in the day.
>>2645074
That is the single most offensive thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
>>2645090
lol
>>2645085
Probably just something that Diamonds' Pearls wear.
I think I'm getting the hang of GIMP now.
>>2645084
They better leak ALL of it, not just week after week like the episodes are airing.
>>2644820
>Mom is 6'4''
>Sister is 6'0''
It's natural for me.
>>2645084
So, the leaker comes here or they stay on KAT.cr?
>>2645136
misseps stays on kat.cr. I'm only the LA leaker and nothing of interest is on CNLA for now.
>>2645084
Fuck off with the leak shit.
>>2645129
>fathers side is giant slavs
>mothers side is <6' english
I almost got NBA height but I have to live with being 6'3"
>>2645156
Honestly where do you think you are?
>>2645186
I know where I am, I just hate leaks and wished that they'd just stop leaking.
>>2645162
At least you're not 5'7''...
>>2645200
Fix your leaky sphincter then you can talk
>>2644775
I wish there wasn't such a thing as twitter "mentions" so they could just say whatever without their notifications blowing up with dumb kids freaking out
>>2645200
Well you should talk to CN about their server security, because it's not exactly hard to get in.
>>2645209
Eh being big isn't that great if you aren't attractive. Being little and ugly is easy. But if you're a giant ogre of a person you're just unintentionally intimidating as fuck.
If I didn't start smoking at a young age I could've had a few more inches and played ball in college.
>>2644820
Aw yes
>>2644975
Hell yeah I'm down. I've always wanted to father a giant.
>>2645200
You can't stop what's coming
>>2644820
oh yeah, I sure do
>>2645253
I've got jungle fever. For some reason I want to be the little spoon.
It's literally the perfect scenario for me that doesn't involve prison time.
>amy and jasper will never live with you
>they will never cuddle you after you've had a shitty day
>you will all never buy a fucking ton of snacks
>you will never eat it all while smoking pot and watching blues clues
It hurts
>>2645301
I wrote a fic kinda like that if your interested
http://pastebin.com/0mc1PQWt
I don't understand what people are thinking "X is gonna get shattered".
What scenario are you imaging that a gem will fall (presumably in battle), and then have their gem stomped on or something of that ilk, certainly won't be the CGs doing, that's why we have bubbling
Who should/would Steven go to for emotional support after Connie dies?
>>2645383
Greg, obviously
>>2645367
If it's anyone it'd be a villain gem and the "stompe" would be an extremely pissed off gem.
But shattering is just unlikely as one of the ships becoming canon.
>>2645367
Lots of Gems were killed in the war and it's implied that Homeworld (through Peridot's reaction) doesn't have bubbling so that's a bullshit reason.
That said, anyone who thinks a major character is going to die is probably delusional, especially if it's one of the main four.
>>2645383
the poil
>>2645383
Who else?
>>2645403
>it's implied that Homeworld (through Peridot's reaction) doesn't have bubbling
Except it implied the exact opposite.
I'm takin' a snooze, /sug/! See you when I wake up!
>>2645433
Here's hoping you don't.
>>2645400
>he thinks there will be more more relationships in the lovey-love show only 1.5 seasons in
>>2645341
Hey Beef.
Finally done.
http://pastebin.com/pPXwGG4T
>>2645448
Wow you must be a special kind of stupid.
>>2645433
Here's hoping you do.
>>2645448
Learn to read, nigger.
>>2645367
I hope there's a tense situation at some point where the CGs have to fight multiple quartzes or other soldier gems, and they barely manage to poof one or two of them, but in the thick of combat they can't really get a chance to bubble the ones they've defeated, so they rest of the fight is on a time limit
'course this could also be reversed, with one or more crystal gems getting poofed and the other(s) having to buy time for them to re-form
>>2645448
*no more
>>2645491
Ah, then that just makes it all the better.
>>2645425
Not bubbling the way the Crystal Gems use it, duh.
>>2645491
Then he's dumb for entirely different reasons.
>>2645514
Because you never made a typo in your life right
>>2645508
Of course not the way they use it, but that's something entirely different from your original statement.
>>2645455
Thanks man, i will update the fic.
Thanks a bunch man
>>2645367
Honestly the main problem I have with the idea of shattering a main character is that it doesn't seem dramatic or dignified enough. A villain shattering someone random to show how evil they are, though, sure, I can see that happening.
>>2645545
They don't necessarily have to be shattered after being poofed. They could just aim for the gem to begin with.
>>2645519
No, because he thinks we'll get any new Gem on Gem romantic relationships.
>>2645545
This.
Either Villain does it to show their evilness or power, or Hero does it to a villain in retribution.
>>2645571
Why won't we?
>>2645571
>That skinny Amethyst
>>2645605
There's no exact reason but just with common sense since almost none of them have a deep enough bond for it.
Yet.
>>2645570
That's true. There were moments in that episode with the fountain where they kinda acted as if Amethyst was close to death, it could be like that (minus the cartoonish glitching, hopefully), gives plenty of time for dramatic speeches and weeping and all that.
>>2645571
I never implied that. The post I was replying to said pretty much "no new ships becoming canon, period"
>>2645605
Why would we?
>>2645639
That's like asking "Why would anything happen?"
>>2645534
No problem, bud. I'm glad I finally got it done. Now you can put the story so far up on Ao3.
Although I still think chapter 10 needs more dialogue in the last scene.
> yellow pearl will never berate you for using paypal
>>2645545
ESPECIALLY to gems that have silly gem placements, like what the fuck is lapis or whoever gonna do with Jasper's disembodied nose?
That's not edge, that's goofy
>>2645718
>what the fuck is lapis gonna do with Jasper's disembodied nose
Put it in her butt.
why is this qt so hot?
>>2645738
Because you're a paedophile. We've been over this.
I need pics /sug/.
Lewd Peridot pics.
Remember that holding hands is downright pornographic and not lewd
>>2644442
no fugs only hugs and snugs
>>2645758
>>2645776
DELETE THIS
>>2645737
>Jasper eventually reforms in a daze, sitting on the ground with her head under lapis' skirt
>the CG's faces when
>>2645813
Too bad that would be impossible:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj2qtDuO9t8&t=0m45s
>>2645743
but look at her, don't tell me you don't want to kiss her and pinch her cheeks
>>2645860
No, because I'm not a pedophile.
>>2645843
Lapis' asshole is airtight and devoid of oxygen?
>Ep 4
>2 weeks without cigarettes
>passed my certification today even though i scheduled it last night at the last second and barely studied at all
>>2645913
congrats!!!
>>2645909
this "leak" is retarded since we know since february why the warp pad is broken.
>>2645909
>they go to Homeworld so soon
Fuck off
>not knowing that the Summer of Steven continues after the 5eps
FUCK OFF
Why don't they wear armor to cover their gems?
>>2645688
If you want you could edit it if you want.
Also i will do that, i will post link when im done
>>2645938
Try to summon a weapon with an armor on their gems
>>>/v/336389331
This is going to be good.
Some kid posted yesterday asking advice for his lets play channel.
he's a huge weeb and has another anime channel
he's never been on 4chan before and already had to remove his videos once because everyone disliked it
not saying you have to check it out, but if you want to get some laughs in while making fun of people with autism worse than us, check it out.
>>2645987
okay
>>2645959
but why do you NEED a weapon?
the second agemment was meant to protect use for hunting and sporting purposes
you don't NEED to summon a weapon unless you have the intent to harm someone
>>2646063
Fuck off Piers
>There are 4 (four) SU threads on /co/ right now
Now watch them 'magically' disappear
>>2646104
Good, two out of four of those were just rehashed topics anyway.
>>2646063
>aggement
lol
>>2645688
Its gonna take a few days for me to get a account for the website but i will post the whole fic when i am able to make one.
I should get it up by May 6th
Its silly
>tfw you realize sapphire is the most important gem on the team
>>2646104
Don't care
here is love, life, I'm here forever
BTW post some /trash/ related SU pics? This is the only I have and it fucking sucks
>>2646178
Just because they lose plot relevant future vision doesn't mean they are entirely screwed.
But i do gotta admit you train up this speedy levitating betty and you might have something here.
>>2646088
we need to ban assault gems that have no purpose other than to murder
>>2645880
>>2645896
what a bad taste
>>2646190
>it fucking sucks
You fucking suck
>>2646215
>shatter all rubies
>>2646222
>>2646222
Yeah, but I forgive you for it. You can't help yourself.
>>2646233
I meant the fact that I only have that image m8
bad wording...
>>2644442
memes
>>2645909
>Jasper getting bubbled
It's bullshit
>>2646351
>Ep 4 description
>"Ending" description
And you only focus on the bubbling part?
>>2646351
its like that claimed leak anon from these threads has came back with his sequel.
>>2645909
>Episode 2
>Gem Drill
>Gem focused, little to no Steven
Wow, this is complete bullshit.
>>2645987
Kill yourself
>>2646410
Apparently the anon is thinking the 2 parter is literally all about super watermelon island.
I think he forgot that we got sources saying Gem Drill is right after.
>>2646410
Didn't ian say that the entire show is from steven's pov?
>>2646486
He also said they break his perspective for shit he could imagine.
>tfw when those eyes make my dick diamonds
>I am so fucked
>beyond salvation
>>2646470
its not just sources, its confirmed on the official website
>>2646510
Kinda hard to imagine something like that in such detail ain't it?
