Hora hora..
You guys are fucking noisy.
Can't you keep the tone down?
Whatever, let me fucking host a game!
First 24 will bump if I have to
You should be grateful to me that I would do this for free.
>>2636475
Spike
Atro
>>2636475
Subaru Natsuki
Madoka
>>2636475
Elly
>>2636475
Fay D. Flowright
Lord Hater
>>2636475
Lisa Mishima
The Player
Luluco
Squid Girl
AAAAHH.......
Xigbar
Furry porn
Cappy
Moth-chan
>>2636428 (Elly)
Well you lack the hood, but the rest of your attire is red Madam Elly. What exactly is a youkai, it'd help me understand what exactly your keeping protect.
>>2636464
Nothing I'm not too unfamiliar with.
>Signs his name and credentials across the glass with an elegant stroke of his hand before handing it back.
Here you go Ma'am.
Hibiki Onee-chan
>>2636475
Fighter
Sento
Misato
>>2636515
>hoshi
Bikko
Blue Beetle
HAAAAAAAH......
>>2636475
Ramlethal Valentine
Gravelord Nito
Osamu Dazai
>>2636534
A monster or spirit, for the common definition.
>>2636537
>>2636463
Over classed...? What?
She's a magician youkai, sure, but she's remarkably skilled, and...helpful.
These boxes
>>2636475
Maria and harusame
Nue
Avatars of HG: if you have an ERP counterpart, tell us what you think of them.
Shining Yuma
Yukine
>>2636560
So she's an over classed then. That's good to know actually.
>>2636556
>>2636571
Dey aiight
Scanty~
>>2636557
likes: suicide
>>2636477
No you're not.
Stop putting stuff in my mouth.
>>2636517
This... is a weird case of image swap...
>>2636534
Thank you.
Fay D Flourite....
Wait..
Is that your new name?
It is stated here you're Yuui D Flourite
>>2636560
Then I was wrong, it doesn't allow me to know what your protect beyond the gate.
>Coughs
Although that is none of my business.
>>2636571
Stay away from me, I'll stay away from you.
We're both degenerate, don't cross the streams
>>2636536
I don't want to say science has gone too far, but we might be crossed the line here just a bit.
>>2636591
You gotta say who they are, too!
Nico
>>2636571
>I don't care enough to pay attention to erp Stocking, Kneesocks, and Filia
>>2636571
HG and ERP are essentially the same. HG slightly more on autistic levels, and ERP with higher trigger and lulz
>>2636571
>Don't know much of their Garnet but the Ram over there is pretty cool.
>>2636603
>>2636536
No, you see, this is how he gets your money. He dresses up like a cute girl, then right as he hooks you in he grabs your wallet and takes off.
Is Asellus a thirsty motherfucker that will try to fuck anything with 2 legs and a vagina over here as well?
>>2636595
I don't know what you're talking about. That's a picture of me!
>>2636605
>>2636595
I-It's not like I want your attention or anything, baka!
>>2636603
Science knows no bounds, sweet Fumi.
>>2636628
Jokes on you, These puppies are real.
>>2636622
>Ram over there is pretty cool.
That's Peach, though, and everyone knows she's a massive two-faced bitch.
>>2636596
My mistress and her mansion, while she sleeps. We kept to ourselves.
>>2636571
>I don't stick my head in there, but I'm pretty sure I don't have any.
>>2636571
I fucked my erp counterpart.
>>2636595
>Grimaces for a second before hiding it again
Something must be wrong, I assure you my is Fay. You must have me mixed up with another.
>>2636630
>We have Soviet for that.
>>2636630
Yes.
She's also constantly OOC.
>>2636630
>Yep.
>>2636571
I only play guys so it's not possible for me to have one.
>>2636642
There's like 3 of them over there. The one that's not Peach is cool.
>>2636639
Oh yeah, well where are your sweater puppies now, tough guy.
same
>>2636660
They did a while ago, word has it they've come back.
>>2636648
>My name is Fay.
>Ended up rewriting that part and fucked up
>>2636661
ERP has male avatars.
>>2636639
True, but that doesn't mean I can't get disgusted by the degenracy it might produce, Kuze.
>>2636628
I'm not into cute girls, that's a poor attempt.
>>2636642
>Are they? I wouldn't know, I don't go there. All I know is that they gave me an album and we talked a few times here.
define same
>>2636660
>ERP did have a Lala. They came over here a couple times.
>>2636630
(Like the old me?)
>>2636660
(We've had La La)
>>2636571
When you play the characters I do, you can rest assured no one will ever pick them up.
...Except for Fox. They have a female Fox sometimes.
different
>>2636674
>a male avatar
ftfy
equal
>>2636680
same (sām)
adj.
1. Being the very one; identical: the same boat we rented before.
2. Similar in kind, quality, quantity, or degree: The ceremony went off with the same elegance that it has had every year.
>>2636594
I actually like a few other things...
>>2636695
>>2636683
Ooh thanks for reminding me.
Time to erp as Nicole.
>>2636667
Right here, flatso.
>>2636677
Does my spontaneous transformation not tickle your curiosity?
>>2636701
arigatou, google-sensei
I want to fuck Dojima's wife's corpse.
>>2636683
>Smooches your snoot before frolicking off~
Wasn't OP gonna host?
>>2636642
>That's Peach, though, and everyone knows she's a massive two-faced bitch.
Nah Peach is actually fine for the most part.
>>2636666
Dropping by to check those quads, nancy-boy
>>2636706
Are you sure? I searched the name on desustorage and I saw a lot of posts mentioning them coming back, and even one of the Lala that was fairly recent.
Granted I don't actually browse ERP.
>post yfw hoshi's return has brought HG and ERP together to fight back
>>2636709
That's gross, man. That's someone's mother.
>>2636723
U-Um, thanks?
>>2636571
>Their STR banished just as mine so, nothig.
>>2636734
>pic
>>2636723
>tackles you
>performs a field neutering on you
THERE
That should fix your libido.
>>2636739
>>2636739
Autist
>>2636644
Protecting your mistress, especially whilst she's sleeping, is quite honorable in many societies Madam Elly.
>>2636723
Best bunny entering the games when.
>>2636739
We have our own Hoshi. No one should have to deal with that.
>>2636742
No, STR still plays.
>>2636740
Oops, sorry.
Time to erp as a legally aged Spike.
>>2636734
>>2636744
Gay.
>>2636739
We may not be BFFs, HG, but we got your back.
ERP reporting in. What needs shitposting?
>>2636739
URA!
URA!
FREE FROM THE STAR HEADED MAN'S EVIL
FREE FROM THE STAR HEADED MAN'S LIES
FREE FROM THE STAR HEADED MAN'S STANDARDS
URA!
URA!
HYPOCRISY LEVELS HAVE REACHED CRITICAL MASS
>>2636739
It's a magical day indeed.
>>2636740
I think she has the hots for you.
>>2636739
ERP Asuka/Nino when
>>2636768
But Anon, that goes against everything I stand for. I'm big on the whole 'love and commitment' thing. Are you gonna reduce me to such a one dimensional lust machine?
>>2636801
I think you're greatly misinterpreting a kind gesture.
>>2636739
Lets do it!
>>2636639
It looks like you are trying to.
>>2636648
Nope...
It says here... Yuui D Flourite.
>>2636778
Aye, our funposting division is strong. Just give us an excuse.
>>2636771
It's not gay if it's with a woman.
>>2636766
They do? Not like it matters, I dropped this folder a long time ago.
>>2636751
What did Peach do? Are you in the main erp discord?
>tfw also miss sponty
>>2636813
So morrigan also plays Toki.
>>2636758
Any end I'd put to intruders would be a lot less violent than what would happen for waking her up....
>>2636814
Wh- Who would want your attention!?
baka hentai desu senpai!
>>2636819
Do you see any women, gayboy?
>>2636734
I've met a "cute" girl once and she was annoying, stupid and noisy. I'd rather play with demons.
>>2636711
Nnnnnope. But that might interest Chief Hotsuin, you know he always had a thing for you.
>>2636812
Hey now, ERPers can feel actual feelings too maybe.
Fine, I'll just take fox and do some star fucks.
>the state of HG
>>2636739
>hoshi's return actually did something good
Well i'll be damned.
>>2636583
I still don't know what you mean by overclassed. She was born a magician youkai.
>Sorry, missed it
Something is messing up my Hosthelper.
Sorry for the wait.
>>2636813
you from erp? I swear I remember that ava.
>>2636864
It looks good, thank you.
>>2636864
37 UID...
>>2636851
Why are you speaking ill of me women?
>>2636851
You think both of them are gay?
Are breasts the key to Miyako's heart?
>>2636864
Swap me >>2636543
for >>2636567
>>2636864
Looks good.
>>2636864
Looks fine!
>>2636864
I made it? Let's begin.
>>2636883
>pet
>>2636838
I was just linked to her posts once, saw a few of it that day and I never bothered again. I don't care much since I fag characters too obscure for ERP except Tenryuu.
>>2636864
>Something is messing up my Hosthelper.
>Something
Gee, I dunno, maybe Hosthelper is just a piece of shit from a dog's ass?
>>2636857
Are you going to factor in his major daddy issues, and his fear of rejection left by Krystal?
>>2636880
We had Tokitsukaze far longer then they had one.
Guys, if we're gonan help you, you have to help us too. Please kill it with shitposting.
>>2636886
>>2636863
It means she reached the top level of magician. Just like how i'm an overclassed Fighter.
>>2636851
Is it because you're jealous that you're golden years are well behind you? I guess I'd be ticked off too if I got older and saw all kinds of handsome men doing what handsome men do best.
>>2636848
B-But your chest! You had at least a C cup when I looked at you!
>>2636864
Right about time, Let's get this over with.
>>2636892
Oh well thank you miss?
>>2636912
That was literally me shitposting. Abort.
>>2636814
Regardless I would prefer you referred to me as Fay.
>Pushing the subject under the rug immediately
You said your with the system. Could you give me a bit more of an explanation? What exactly is the system?
>>2636844
Is she really such a vicious mistress that death at the end of a monster's, no offence, scythe is much better?
>>2636864
Madam Elly and myself shall being work together it seems.
>>2636925
>>2636864
Good luck!
>>2636912
We'll wait to see if it's an impostor or not.
If it isn't then we got your backs, homies!
>>2636833
E-ehhh?!.. n-nooo... maybe....
>>2636885
I have the rights to change it.
Mostly it is because of the shitposting.
Who the fuck cares about them
>>2636902
Hey!
Appreciate the one who created that!
Don't be an asshole.
Games starting in a few minutes.
Can I host over with a 36 game? This 24 game while 38 people are here seems a little redundant.
>>2636903
So erp with james and crystal at the same time? Got it.
>tfw I forgot the rest of your avas
>>2636914
Oh.
...Levels? All I know is that she's spent centuries studying magic.
>>2636864
Lovely, miss.
>>2636941
She's one of the most ancient and powerful youkai in existence, maybe even "the".
>>2636963
Several of us are ERP reporting in.
We don't offer tribute, usually.
>>2636928
I guess you're right. it was more like a B cup if anything.
>>2636963
Nah, host after it so we have another game to look forward too.
>>2636949
Shit, do I need to bring out the sophisto folder yes or no?
>>2636899
H-Huh? Why are you petting me? I'm not a cat...
>>2636942
>Pets.
That's a pretty cute reaction you made.
>>2636947
>Saw file names and took a guess.
>>2636975
First 36. Just link your tribute to my post. if you already entered the small game.
>>2636864
Welcome to Rokkenjima Motherfuckers!
Wait... what is Rokkenjima?
I still have no idea what this game is hehe~
>>2636980
Bigger than yours, gayboy.
>>2636964
They're largely forgettable, so I wouldn't worry too much about it.
>>2636963
Nigger, most of these UIDs are from ERP, but go ahead.
>>2636967
One of, or the, most powerful you say? You said by common definition that youkai are monsters or spirits.Would it be wrong to believe you possess magical abilities?
>>2636991
Looks like your Lithisto is already initiating operations against the phantom Nue.
I'd be down for a fullblown Sophisto Ranger raid on ERP sometime.
>>2636998
>>2637000
>>2637000
M-My bloods touching another girls blood...
>>2637006
Oh come on, I'd have at least an E cup!
>>2637000
Welcome to the first day on this Island!
That's more like it!
Explosions!
>>2636997
>puts cat ears on you
>pets
>>2636998
I-I'm not Morrigan... I.. I'm just looking at this room...
>>2637000
You. Hostess. What is your plan?
>>2637025
Nah, he fucked off and deleted his posts.
>>2636887
Aw come on boss, you're talking like I'm lying. Just be honest with our hero.
>>2636891
You already know the key to their hearts, become the very best than no one ever was. And you kind of did back then.
>>2636916
I'm only 23 and I'm living my "golden" years already, fool. Why woul I spend my time trying to service others with my body? Get lost.
>>2637000
I could already fly....
>>2637022
You'd be right, there. There's really all sorts of us.
>>2637035
Erhm.
>>2637031
I have not been doing well this whole night.
>>2637031
Why is your is your island such shitty quality?
>>2637013
Welp, I have nothing left to contribute.
Good luck in the games Spiker.
>>2637026
I-it's okay.
>>2637035
>Suuuuure
>>2637045
Oh well. We should be fucking off as well, considering a game's live.
Good luck with... everything, HG.
>>2637025
Fuck. Time to follow Litho's tracks.
>>2637030
A-ALMA!!!
I CAN'T GO THER UNLESS INVITEDDDD WHAT DO??!?!?!?!?!? OH I KNOW
*shoots you from here*'
I AVENGED YOU DADDY
>>2636967
Dang, it took centuries to be an overclassed? It should only take you about 4 years at most... or 7 months.
>>2637038
To be honest I don't know at all!~
Hehe!
I am supposed to sit here and then laugh at your misery according to this blue haired girl
>>2637059
>>2637052
I have a new quest now, Fumi.
The stakes this time are much higher than one measly world.
>>2637052
Who said anything about servicing others with your body? I was talking about watching them from afar. You're the one with your mind in the gutter.
>>2637055
Because this background is from a 3ds?
Well hello this is not supposed to be the background for this game.
>>2637000
I was careless. I'll have to put a bit of effort into it next time.
>>2637053
Hm. I don't think I'd be interested in meeting many youkai then. You've had no outstanding effect on me thus far and so if you'll allow me, I can still enjoy this company.
>>2637072
Hey come on now, here have a piece of cake.
>>2637056
Thanks, Anon. You have yourself a great day, y'hear?
>>2637102
>>2637027
Prove it flatty!
>>2636500
>but mine
Never said it wasn't.
Doesn't mean it's all my fault.
You're the one trying to make it all about me and how it was me who brought it on myself, etc. I'm just here to move on, apparently people won't let that happen.
>>2637031
Welcome to the first night in the island!
I believe it's peaceful...
>>2637052
Need to know basis..
>hoshi arrives
>fullblown shitstorm breaks out
>call erp for back up
>hoshi leaves
>erp arrives
>nobody to shitpost on
>we're just shitposting ourselves at this point
>game starts
>sophistos come out
>abort operation
>everybody awkwardly goes back to what they were doing
let's do this again some time, being autistic is so fun.
>>2637111
There we go~ are you feeling better now miss?
>>2637068
I still don't even know what your mean by classes and levels. She's always researching and outright inventing spells.
>>2637093
Well, I'm not exactly "on duty" any longer, I've not exactly got a reason to lash out at people. Most of the ones I've met are quite nice, at least until provoked.
>>2637124
It's still a free room, stop insulting the host!
>>2637116
There's no way I can prove it. You just have to take my word for it, okay?
>>2637124
Using Sheik and Bayonetta...how was I supposed to win?
>>2637130
>>2637122
SOPHISTOS! ATTACK!!
>>2637130
If you ever need us, just light the signal and we'll cum.
>>2637124
Another peaceful day in Rokkenjima.
People are trying to kill each other.
>>2637122
>>2637150
by being better and not retarded
>>2637082
The stakes of what exactly? What did you do this time?
>>2637085
Think about it, why would I treat my body in to please someone else's view? That's the point I'm trying to get through your dense skull. Cuteness is an irrelevant factor I don't need on me.
>>2637129
What sort of basis? His talents was all you were looking out from the "foolish masses." Give the kid some credit.
>>2637138
Then sleep tight when you go to bed.
>>2637122
If you were here to move on you would have just start over, you dumb fuck.
>>2637141
As most people are, they don't mindlessly lash out at others unless they feel they've been wronged in some way.
>>2637122
>comes crawling back to a community that hates him
>>2637168
Sh-Shut up, smash is gay anyway, I'm going back to KoF
>>2637129
Oh shit, what's up home dog.
How's it kickin'?
>>2637148
Sounds like a sure-fire way to be wrong.
>>2637170
AS of today, Fumi,
I will be known as "Supreme overlord Hibiki Onii-chan"
>>2637159
Blue beetle takes the fast way out of this place.
>>2637141
Alright, let me teach ya about classes. Classes are what you're basically assigned to do in any combat problem. Levels are a way of measuring some one's power. You can't see levels, so you usually base it off the persons skills they use in combat.
>takes a breath
And that's about it. Oh, Patchouil is inventor when it comes to magic? Cool.
>>2637122
Nice dubs
>>2637170
That has nothing to do with what you were saying, no feelings..
>>2637184
!?....All good homie gee.
>>2637122
>That time gap between responses
The fuck were you doing? Watching a movie?
>>2637170
I doubt someone would be looking at you because of some cute factor. If someone stared at you it'd be because of your figure.
But that's not the point here. The point is looking at cute girls from across the street is perfectly normal.
>>2637184
Go ahead and pat me down if you're not convinced. You'll be proven wrong though, so be prepared for failure.
>>2637157
ON IT
>>2637122
>CUTS U DOWN INTO 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 PEACES
>>2637157
THATS NOT ALMA.
>>2637122
this tbch
>>2637122
That's the last fucking drop, I'm out of here for good. This worthless shit dank hole that is ERP isn't worth my fucking time anyway. I did not come here with the intention to shitpost or circlejerk or whatsoever, but it seems people can't fucking deal with an opinion. But who the fuck am I kidding I have not ever seen someone on ERP who doesn't go all WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, FUCK OFF XD or calling every avatar Nue. Every fucking day in the half year that I have been here have has every fucking day been repost day, with the occasional memes and trends that effortlessly overthrow the god damn faggotry that has infested that cursed fucking place. You are no better than /b/, you are no better than /soc/, you are no better than /int/ when it was the fucking stormfront board and I bet even /mlp/ laughs at you pieces of shit. Everyone is fucking denying that they're a bunch of circlejerkers, but I am seeing the same fucking pattern, uninterrupted, seamlessly every fucking week without the slightest bit of change. And if there is a god damned baitpost, how about you don't fucking feed the god damn troll, don't play their stupid fucking games. Holy fuck, I am so fucking sick of this fucking thread, all of you, kill your fucking selves while pretending to fuck each other on the internet. You are intellectually, emotionally and socially incapable to argue over anything, you are a fucking waste of time and space and if I could I would gas you all fucking Hitler style. FUCK YOU AND THIS RETARDED ABYSMAL HELLHOLE.
>>2637033
Um... Meow?
>>2637180
Well, some of us DO just enjoy fighting others....Or "preying" on humans.
>She shrugs idly
>>2637189
That's...weirdly specific.
>>2637185
This...a beautiful painting of the mistress...how'd this get here??
>>2637150
>>2637185
Did you really want to die because you lost a game.
>>2637122
>I'm just here to move on
>>2637185
Day 3 ends up well...
Everyone dying.
>>2637211
MADOKA DONT JOIN THE DARK SIDE WORST GIRL.
>>2637209
>didn't even adapt the pasta
One fucking job. One.
>>2637216
It is, but it's require to know the fundamentals of combat.
>>2637218
...Yes, it hurt my pride, hombre, the only salvation is death.
>>2637216
Alas... that too is a nature of all creatures. To establish your territories and to protect them, or to hunt for the pleasure of it or survival. Youkai likely fall prey to the same instincts and habits of humans and many other creatures.
>>2637122
>I'm just here to move on
>>2637185
Daichi did it.
He has his drivers license.
>>2637194
That's real ma' nigga'
Listen up home boy, us brothers gotta stick together, it's a dog eat dog world out here, ya' know?
>>2637201
I can determined your cup size by just looking.
>>2637243
This.
Would have taken him all of 20 seconds to HG it up.
