HG thread.
167th Express Games
Here are the tributes that will take part in this competition.
>>2631274
What do you mean I can't?
>>2631269
No, I'm Hibiki, the perfect man!
>>2631270
Huh, looks French.
You French?
>>2631282
Looks ok to me. I'm ready to kick some ass!
>>2631282
Looks great.
>>2631282
Looks great... if only it weren't for those pitiful beings I'm paired up with. Take it away hostess, I might change my mind and turn on you instead if you don't!
Swap
>>2631088
>>2631208
>>2631282
Looks good enough. I'm ready to get started.
>>2631284
That's what you deserve, creep. Tomo's not getting claimed by you or anyone!
>>2631310
Tomo disagrees. Tomo's trying to find a husband and already knows not to bring you back to Seiren with her.
>>2631282
Looks acceptable. Let us begin.
>>2631231
I see. I will have to think of bite related names.
>>2631238
>He was only playable in Overture and made some scenes in Xrd. He is a little obscure. Since I am going through Xrd right now, I can screencap any shots he is in for you.
https://67.media.tumblr.com/b3d4bd8ba30be50412511bd4d2f46388/tumblr_o5kx701zFv1rsicvbo2_1280.jpg
>>2631282
Looks good Mokou.
>>2631306
You have to find the lost and found section first.
>>2631310
The heck is a French?
>>2631282
The black haired guy is an idiot.
>>2631282
>>2631326
You don't deserve the same name as my co-worker.
>>2631253 (Sonata)
I've never had tacos before.
>>2631269
>>2631336
Well, can you really say "a guy's a guy", then?
>>2631281 (Kaito)
Yeah, but he's so..."Zero percent or a hundred", or something like that. All he's ever done is get on to me.
...And try to seal me.
>>2631342
Another good point is that they might not listen to a name they..."dislike". It's all so complex, isn't it?
>>2631264 (Paradigm Anon)
>Yeah, it happens. I'm sure there's some other material he's in, just not a game.
>>2631342
If it wouldn't be too much trouble, I dig his design. I always choose the obscure ones. Life is suffering
>>2631332
Really think that's going to work?
>>2631332
>>2631282
Don't listen to this person.
>>2631332
>you want to swap these?
>>2631282
Looks spectacular. Ready to bring down the thunder on these mortals.
>>2631358
Of course Tomo can.
>>2631355
>>2631282
For your information, moron. He has blue hair. You might need to find the nearest optician and get that checked out.
>>2631336
I-I've already claimed you, Tomo.
>>2631351
Well, Tomo looks like she belongs in a lost and found section, does that count?
>>2631370
It's just some moron trying to make trouble. Ignore it and let's move on.
>>2631370
Don't.
>>2631358
Haha, you know what it mean when a guy picks on a girl?
>>2631383
But if they act different, clearly they aren't.
>>2631358
>spills coffee all over the place
T-that's insane! I need to stuff you with one very soon, but today's not Tuesday!
TODAY'S A DISASTER!
>>2631370
>>2631365
I refer you to this.
>>2631385
>
>>2631396
But Tomo handles them all the same.
>>2631336
If I may provide some advice.
Wait until you graduate at least.
>>2631353
Someone from France, like you, Frenchie.
>>2631282
>>2631355
>>2631384
I think that thing meant you, Matty.
>>2631363
>I had my suspicions
>>2631358
Indeed. I did not even expect to care this much for it.
>>2631361
>No problem at all. I will also try to find some images for you.
>>2631385
No I meant you have to find a manager of the Found and Lost section.
>>2631410
What do you want to eat later Tomo?
>>2631363
Is your mom for sexual?
>>2631370
Ignore then I didn't request it.
Is this Danganronpa?
https://youtu.be/iIWBjPN3MsM
>>2631411
I ain't no French. Lucier! Get it right!
>>2631418
It is the safest action for now. I will remove them at another time.
>>2631410
>Gets back up
C-Can you not?
>>2631424
It would be appreciated. Looking at some of his images and his whole tribe has some neat designs.
>>2631418
Gott! I already did this bit in your games before, Mokou! You better pay me for a repeat performance!
>>2631418
Rude.
>>2631418
Mixing things up right at the start, huh? I like it.
>>2631358
And I should care about your words? You're a laughing stock amongst immortals. If your co-worker is anything like you I doubt I'll have to take long to get rid of the both of you!
>>2631418
I'll take this as a snack for later if I ever near the time to eat. It might be beneficial when I run out of spirits to consume~!
>>2631418
Hey! I am not with Nymph in any of this why am I being targeted!?
>>2631439
It's a succubus.
>>2631418
You'd be crazy if you earnestly expect me to share these items with you fiends.
>>2631411
Tomo's already graduated from the highest education there is on Seiren, and that's why she's one of the top officers.
>>2631434
Tomo doesn't know.
>>2631450
If you don't want to get hit again, stop saying weird things to Tomo.
>>2631446
You can be French and whatever those are at the same time.
>>2631384
Thanks for proving my point, idiot.
>>2631418
I don't need your help, bugs. I'm more than capable of smashing every last one of these pathetic downers.
>>2631425
But I am the manager.
>>2631475
Define "weird".
>>2631485
Tomo doesn't even know where to begin with you.
>>2631475
Neat! I'm supreme master guy of all earth.
>>2631417
We should make sure that the thing never talks again. It's thick skull doesn't even realise that the only idiot around is the thing itself.
>>2631418
Time to walk away and read my manga while you asinine apes slaughter each other.
>>2631484
Have you ever seen a mirror? It might make it all the much clearer when you eventually find one. I can help you though, a scalpel or two should even be able to get through a skull as thick as yours.
>>2631479
What? I don't follow.
>>2631418
S-She's here!? The girl with the snowman pin!
>>2631485
Oh.
would you mind explaining how you still don't have any money?
>>2631503
Fucking shit, Yukine.
Thanks for hosting.
>>2631439
Well if you think you'll survive then yes.
>>2631466
Why use a a pair of flintlocke pistols?I think a pair of army revolvers would suit you better.
>>2631503
Welp... My luck's just as good as it ever was.
>>2631503
Oh hey what does this button do?
>>2631507
You're a Lucier from France!
A French Lucier!
>>2631393
Not really. I think he just dislikes me because of my scythe.
>>2631398
>She flinches
...What's the big deal?
>>2631410
And how's that...?
>>2631424
Some things just happen, I suppose. It's not necessarily a bad thing.
>>2631466
Kurumi defeated every intruder without exception, I'll have you know.
>>2631507
>>2631418
I think you've got BIGGER problems!
>>2631497
Let's start with you.
>>2631504
Agreed, do your magic on her brain and shut it up before it's breath shits up the atmosphere even more.
>>2631503
No, no! That's not how you're supposed to do it, here, let me show you how it's done.
>>2631503
Oh...
>>2631540
Oh yeah, after a while talking to you I kinda forget you have it there.
>>2631510
I work for free. I volunteer.
>>2631540
Would you mind if you say, "aaaaaaaaaaawwwwww?"
>>2631503
This is Ramlethal Valentine. I will bring the destruction of humanity.
>>2631540
Just... odd.
>>2631535
If you think so...
>>2631540
Y-Yeah, I saw... ow.... looks like I got kinda of excited there...
>>2631500
Tomo doubts that.
>>2631540
First Tomo brings them to Seiren, then if they're not good enough she brings them back.
If they try and do anything funny, Tomo just beats them up because she's super strong.
>>2631542
>Tomo pulls a hammer out of her backpack.
>>2631503
What's all that noise?
>>2631503
Don't worry. I know what awaits me, I just have to set it all in motion and the clockwork will soon make it all fit.
>>2631522
What would be the point when I can use these without a problem and enhance them with Zafkiel? It seems but detrimental if I had to do it with automatic rifles, it'd end up in more wasted magic and wasting magic is wasting time~!
>>2631540
I'll never be intruding in the first place. If anything, I'll just erase whatever little house of pitiful beings you inhabit from existence!
>>2631503
Just don't take anything from my bag!
>>2631507
...You called?
>>2631572
Ugh. I believe that was quicker that the last one.
>>2631504
You're being an idiot again. Bullets traveling at over 2000 feet per second bounce right off of angeloids, what makes you think your puny knife will even be able to put a dent in me?
>>2631572
Stop moving, you're making this so much harder than it needs to be!
>>2631555
Aw, that's very nice of you.
>>2631564
I think so because I know so.
>>2631565
Have you ever seen another Supreme master guy of all earth!?
>>2631585
It's good to see you again! I was kinda of looking for you back at the other place... but i'm glad you're here regardless.
>>2631572
Yeah! Let's fuck shit up!
>>2631581
True enough. And flintlocke guns are pretty cool if you don't mind the gunpowder smell and regular cleaning of the barrels.
>>2631572
Do whatever you want... Just don't come looking for help later.
>>2631542
I'll try and track her down in this little arena. I don't really want to bother and put my manga down to deal with the local street corner attraction.
>>2631572
For an idiot your cooking isn't half as bad. Good job, you might actually be worth a sliver of my attention.
>>2631598
Sure thing. I've heard it all, you're obviously a god and more than capable of resisting a scalpel dug into that little mind of yours. If you just move a little bit closer we'll see how my scalpel will either bend, break or simply puncture through your skull.
>>2631601
No, because Tomo knows they don't exist.
>>2631565
The hell is that?
>>2631600
It's a hard job, but I'm glad someone appreciates it.
>>2631598
>pets
>gives marshmellow
>>2631554
Really? I never actually let go of it, not even when I sleep.
>>2631556
Erhm...why?
>>2631560
Or interesting, depending on your point of view.
>>2631564
Sorry about that, miss, but I don't want to lose so easily today.
>>2631565
Well, that's an...interesting process, at the least.
>>2631628
This is Tomo's magic hammer and she'll use it to transform you if you don't stop being a creepy pervert!
>>2631644
Tomo's super good at it!
>>2631616
It'll probably just eventually succumb to some sort of STD or drug addiction soon enough anyways, so you have a point.
>>2631620
What a coincidence! Hibiki knows Seiren doesn't exist!
>>2631642
You wouldn't want to hit me even if you could!
>>2631642
I really don't see anything I need here.
>>2631648
It certainly seems, er...efficient.
>>2631630
>>2631642
Probably the best idea you will ever have.
>>2631648
If you want to we can order in and watch some tv
>pet
>>2631648
There's a difference between pervert and romantic, Tomomomomo.
>>2631642
Slippery little shit.
>>2631601
You think you know everything... don't ya?
>>2631644
I got distracted as all, don't think that will happen again.
>>2631616
Human "technology" might work great on other moronic bugs like yourself, but you'd be wasting your time trying to hurt me with it. I'm above you downers, all of them, even you.
>>2631630
>eats
More.
>>2631642
Want as much as you please, doesn't mean it will happen.
>>2631602
Same to you, I was hoping for another chance to talk with you.
Although before, i've taken a walk, and well... I ended up on that "other place".
>>2631656
Tomo doesn't care what you think because you're a dummy!
>>2631662
That's right!
>>2631676
Tomo's busy putting this blue haired creep in his place.
>>2631678
Tomo knows that, but you're nothing but a smelly pervert!
>>2631683
I only know what I cared to learn!
>>2631684
Oh cool free stuff!
>>2631644
I know, It's just I lose myself in the coversation.
>>2631704
Need my help?
>>2631690
>throws brick shaped marshmellow
>>2631704
If you're so smart, where' is Seiren?
>Pulls up a map on his phone
>>2631683
You never know until it happens~
>>2631704
I'm going to guess you've done it a lot before, though, huh...?
>>2631714
Well, that's...strange.
>>2631735
D-Daichi you traitor!
>>2631725
>eats
>throws marshmallow shaped brick
>>2631735
Aim is for wimps. Watch this.
>>2631720
Tomo's more than capable of doing it on her own. Tomo's the best.
>>2631728
Seiren's a different planet, dummy!
>>2631734
That's Tomo's job!
>>2631654
Most likely more than just one STD or a drug addiction. I'd say she might end up in a few raunchy movies and then eventually she dies by the hands of some chimp who will inject her with heroin. Either an OD or there's some air slipping in, both will do just fine for everyone around here.
>>2631690
Great, just what we wanted. Another girl that believes she's a fictional character from a manga while dressing up as Tinkerbel and acting as one of those -dere's.
>>2631735
Alright, that's it. Time to read some more manga, good job at ending my disposable time in this simulation so I can return to enjoying my manga while watching you chimps kill each other.
>>2631735
We're going to sink that ship!
>>2631735
Is something missing?
>>2631704
So? Does that mean I cannot woo you?
>>2631734
Is it? I always forget about stuff when talking to people, but maybe that's because I suck at multitasking.
>Sol tries to get a GG, no one cares.
>Garnet manages to get someone to fag one of the most obscure characters in the whole damn series
>>2631749
>is hit
>is angry
>pets the Nymph-chan indefinitely
>>2631735
Ugh, That's not fair...!
>>2631752
Well, you do act quite alien.
>>2631695
Glad you made it to the right location friend. Anyways, how's it been seen our last encounter?
>>2631711
Really? That's kinda of weird. But okay.
>>2631734
It won't, trust me.
Who's up for synchtube?
>>2631752
Ofcourse you're the best! And the mightiest. It's one of the few reasons I like you
>>2631768
Sol's a faggot, though.
What's the next circlejerk? I need a new ava.
>>2631784
What? I'm not spending all my life learning irrelevant things.
besides, you didn't even know what a France was.
>>2631604
I'm more than used to cleaning barrels of all kinds. Don't worry about that mortal. The smell doesn't bother me too much either, I've smelled worse than just some gunpowder, mainly thanks to some of you mortals who've fallen to me before!
>>2631781
Hmm, you'll pay for that, just give me a tad bit of time and you'll end up with that same bullet facing you between the eyes. A sweet kiss of relief will ensure your demise, human~!
>when i try to dance at the club after 1 too many margaritas
>>2631764
Tomo thinks you've gone off the deep end.
>>2631779
Seiren is a planet where there's only women, so Tomo's job of finding a husband for her boss is super important!
>>2631793
That's right! Tomo really is the mightiest, isn't she?
Ahahahaha!
>>2631781
I had to, that ugly hat was driving me insane.
>>2631781
I guess it's ok
>walks in
>grabs a soda
>plops down on the sofa
It's been a rough one.
>>2631805
Well, according to basic biology seiren should be void of humans in one generation.
>>2631757
Great, another shut-in NEET downer that spends all of his time in his room reading comic books.
>>2631775
Hands off!
>swats arm away
>>2631781
Now I can kill useless bugs in the dark.
>leaves
>>2631735
No trespassers!
>>2631752
Sounds like it'd get dull after a while.
>>2631766
Maybe I'm just used used to keeping my guard up and an eye on things, all the time.
>>2631781
Oh, thank goodness...!
>>2631784
I really am a one-trick pony....
>>2631823
What's happened now?
>>2631768
That's because Sol sucks at making a point.
>>2631823
Oh no...
>>2631832
>swatting failed cause ghost arms
>petting intensifies
>you don't like this
>>2631764
>>2631805
For the record He's
A Tomosexual.
>>2631823
What's up, kid?
>>2631848
>hands actually go right through me because ghost
>>2631859
>>2631802
That's a lovely dress you are wearing. It matches well with your red eye.
>>2631823
>pops out of the floor
>>2631835
W-Wait, don't leave yet.
>>2631840
Have you ever got motor oil in your eye when you're trying to fix some CEO's car? That's what happened.
>>2631842
Why don't you stay for awhile?
>>2631832
If only it were that simplistic. I don't expect a flying ant like you to understand that the brain is complicated and erasing memory is a technology that took quite some time to develop, but then again, you do seem to have been struck by that technology. I mean, you're rather brain dead if you think I'm stuck in my room, trash.
>>2631837
...
>>2631831
That's why Tomo has to be super good at her job!
>>2631840
No way! Tomo's job is fun because she gets to eat ice cream and watch Poyon!
>>2631849
>
>>2631860
N-no, that's not fair. LET ME PET YOU IN PEACE, NYMPH-CHAN!
>>2631859
>Image
>>2631862
I ain't calling you big bro.
>>2631855
Kid? I'm no kid. I'm older than that. You should only ever address me as Kazuichi, by the way. It'd make you look good.
>>2631859
Eyes. Eyes and some motor oil. Do you understand how much the burns?
>>2631784
Yeah... At least I can return here safe, could have been worse, don't you think?
The only thing i'm sure is that our last encounter was something nice, knowing a traveler from a distant world is always something interesting
>>2631875
Well, don't look in Japan,
Save for myself, there's no good genetic material there.
>>2631889
Hibiki Onii-chan?
>>2631860
>sticks dick in pooper
>>2631768
It is not shocking that he fails to do something again. I am surprised that brute can remember to breathe.
>>2631865
Stay for a while? Psh as if i have a choice! Im destined to rot here forever man!
Its like boba fett and the sarlacc man cept for the whole being digested alove thing....
>>2631887
Nobody wanted to use that, right?
>Changes the diaper of poster below
>tucks them into bed
>>2631837
For all that it's worth. Please just stay down there before I squeeze the time out of you with my foot.
>>2631863
I'd rather make you face the other eye, it might make you realise how close you are to dying. It might be something you'll enjoy as much as me, one last glance before all your time expires~!
>>2631887
I doubt that's a thing to be questioned. I'm certain that what I do might not be just in some of these mortals their eyes, but what do they know!?
>>2631894
Name's Alvin, Kazuichi. Now what's been 'a rough one' exactly?
>>2631897
Tomo wouldn't bring you to Seiren even if you were the last man here.
>>2631902
What about me?
>>2631921
>>2631923
>>2631849
Sure, whatever dickhead.
>>2631805
Why would you say that?
>>2631837
...Dammit.
>>2631859
I can't help it if my specialties are throwing things...! I just need to know how to improvise.
>>2631865
I don't even know what motor oil is.
>>2631875
What's Poyon...?
>>2631894
I understand the eyes part, but the oil? First of all, how did you get oil into your eyes?
>>2631896
Ain't that the truth. Talking with you over there, was kinda of peaceful y'know? But maybe that's just you. Oh yeah, you can call me Fighter.
>>2631897
Your name is Hibiki? Alright then.
>>2631923
Can i just appreciate how you look and can you just take the compliment without the death threats? Thank you.
>>2631932
I said being here is the equivalent to being stuck in some desert worms belly for a thousand years. Im sure you know that feel all too well brah
>>2631840
I suppose I can't understand something like that, I'm only good for singing really and you seem like it's combat all the time in your life.
>>2631926
Great, would rather avoid it.
>>2631937
Get a sense of humour.
And a shirt.
>>2631941
Is fighter your actual name?
>>2631939
I know you paid the ghoul to kill me, so don't you think this is over.
>>2631939
Ha! Difficulty is on my side!
>>2631937
You don't have any chance with Tomo! Not now, not in a million years!
>>2631938
Poyon is Tomo's favorite TV show!
>>2631954
Good!
>>2631864
>steps on it
Gundam needs to stop leaving his stupid toys around. Someone's gonna trip over it and get hurt one of these days.
>>2631902
I don't get that last thing you said, but why don't you take a seat? Let's talk for a little bit.
>>2631925
You don't look like an Alvin. Hell, you look like your name should be Draco or something more villainous than Alvin.
And it's always a rough one when you're working as a low-wage mechanic. Every day it's something new that shortens one's lifespan.
>>2631938
>he takes some out of his pocket(?)
Here, drink some of this.
>>2631941
Because I work with it, duh. Don't you know Mechanics work with that kinda stuff on a daily basis?
>>2631921
>Freezes time.
>Puts the diaper on your instead.
>Unfreezes time.
Don't ever try to touch me again. Next time I won't hold back.
>>2631939
Ugh... I should really stop using these medieval weapons when I've got my own musket to my exposal..
>>2631948
You can do that in silence. I'm more than happy to give you that last little bit of eternal silence if you really hunger for it that much.
>>2631939
If you're going to try and kill me, at least put a little more effort in.
>>2631962
I hope your race dies out. before the colony ships arrive.
>>2631882
>Can't hear you because you've been a ghost this entire time
>>2631866
I think it is that simplistic. Simply technologies for a simple race of intellectually bankrupt apes. I remember when you downers called a rock technology. It's pretty pathetic to let a rock play such a vital role in the development of mankind, don't you think?
>>2631900
>dies
>>2631939
Out of the way, idiots! I got a bunch of food to bring home and I'm not sharing any of it!
>>2631939
MAYHEM
>>2631950
I was in that toothy sand vagina for maybe a few days tops, but I understand where you're coming from.
>>2631967
No, i won't. WIthout all the threats of ending my lif,e i think you're awoman worth fighting for.
>>2631963
>rises over you
>drinks your sodas
>>2631951
Honestly, Kurumi did most of the work, I just stood around and made sure nothing sneaked past her.
>>2631962
...What's a TV?
>>2631963
>She shrugs, and does so
...That was DISGUSTING.
>>2631938
Have you tried making your thing, spin on the ground, and fly right back to ya?
>>2631954
I have no name, so I go by Fighter.
>>2631963
The heck is a Mechanic? Some kinda of... thing?
>>2631954
Get better jokes.
>>2631962
That's not your decision to make, Tomomomo. Your fate's already been sealed.
>>2631768
And she's getting us an actual Elp
>>2631985
It's time to get fucked, boys.
>>2631963
I look like a villain, huh? Not the first time I've been told that. Probably won't be the last either, and yeah, maintaining mechanical equipment's pretty tiring, but the result should make all the sweat and tears worth it, right?
>>2631999
>
>>2632005
Tomo's going to hit you again.
>>2631982
And yet you're here, trash. You're wasting time on "intellectually bankrupt apes". Time passes however, mongrel. You should be aware that when time passes technology reaches heights and I'll be the height that brings all trash like you down to the ground.
>>2631963
Nah. Id rather stand.
What is there to talk about? The fucking weather? Cmon man!
>>2632000
You'll need one, A nice French sounding name.
"Jean Poutine"
>>2632005
Get better tastes.
>>2632012
You only crushed boxes. Way to go
>>2631994
>smacks the worm thing
Hey, didn't that lousy sack of shit teach you manners!? Don't go up to someone you don't know and drink their beverage! That's probably the most offensive thing you could do to a man!
>>2631999
Yeah, you're not supposed to drink it, let alone get it in your eyes. Now you understand how much pain I'm in every day of my life.
>>2632000
Thing? Yeah it's a thing. Why wouldn't it be a thing? Do I not look like a thing to you?
>>2631988
Must have been a bitch to get the stench out of your armor huh?
>>2631999
Still needed to be alert a lot of the time for something like that, I mean your scythe isn't just for show is it?
>>2631982
>cries
I-i only wanted to pet you and take you to the beach so we can swim, build sand castles and shit :(
>>2631967
Please tell me English isn't your first language.
>>2632048
>eats the souda
>>2632019
You wouldn't do that, not again anyways!
>>2632035
Get better tastebuds.
>>2632000
...I'm not so sure what you mean. I already have my scythe come back to me when I throw it.
>>2632019
...What?
>>2632048
>She offers it back
That stuff can kill humans, can't it?
>>2632056
Of course not...!
>>2632044
And a man-eating monster.
>>2632050
Oh, I'll keep a watch on both of you.
>>2632048
>bullies
>>2631941
Call me Gunner.
Actually it was a title, like the other Gunners from High Lagaard.
Like before, It's nice to meet you
>>2632065
I have the best taste buds.
Like, everything about me is the best.
>>2632049
A bit of cleaning and putting it into the vacuum of space for a few hours did the trick. I still wouldn't dream of going through that shit again.
>>2632013
It sure does fill a painful void in me, but it hasn't paid off just yet. Not until I graduate that is. Once that happens god knows where I'll go. Maybe I'll be working at some cool place making death rays or something?
>>2632026
>he looks directly into your eyes
What're you doing here?
>>2632078
Fuckboys are anything but best.
>>2632035
Jean... Jean.... i'll keep that in mind.
>>2632048
No, you look like a regular human to me. But you may be a shark to me... those teeth are really sharp.
>>2632067
But does it travel underground though? That is the question.
>>2632075
Gunner eh? How the heck you get that title?
>>2632065
Feeling lucky?
>>2632067
Everyone knows what a TV is.
>>2632067
Then don't go belittling yourself like that, or I might have to take a swipe at you to test your alertness.
>>2632063
>another one grows in his place
GYAAAAAAAA!!!
G-GET OUTTA HERE! WE DON'T NEED THINGS LIKE YOU HURTING PEOPLE LIKE ME!
>>2632067
It sure can!
>he drinks a little from it
But what doesn't kill ya makes you stronger! That's what I've learned from everything I've witnessed in my life.
>>2632070
Isn't it bad enough that I got eaten by a snake? Does that not please you?
>Is the anon who wanted to play Paradigm still here?
>>2632089
Death rays? Well, I sure hope your graduation makes it all worth it, Kazuichi.
>>2632104
So by extension fuckboys are anything but me.
>>2632107
>pats head
>>2632107
What teeth? These are perfectly normal teeth!
>>2632089
I don't know,you tell me.
>>2632132
>takes a fat shit in front of you
>>2632129
Oh, so you can ask other people to kill me, but you can't do it yourself?
>>2632068
Boxes. BOXES.
>>2631991
Then you can keep fighting for the rest of eternity... Oh wait... You're a mortal that will die eventually, how sad and pitiful. I should just dispose you right here, right now and consume your spirit. However, you'd enjoy that so I won't~!
>>2632059
If only I could care to waste my time to make every sentence perfect for human trash around me I would. Sadly enough... I don't really care and the words that have been spoken can't be swallowed. You should be lucky that I don't exterminate you from this timeline for making such a remark.
>I don't re-read and it usually ends up in mistakes. I read them back over and facepalm, can't help it. I'm just sloppy.
>>2632107
...Oh. No, it's not exactly some sort of...ghost-scythe.
>>2632118
Nope.
>>2632119
Two of Kurumi would've been a far better defense than one of each of us, still....
>>2632132
Well, it could also cripple you for life.
>>2632167
>>2632143
...You didn't perk up when I said death rays?
>>2632150
What're you trying to do to me? You trying to seduce me with your lustful eyes?
>>2632152
C'mon man, contain yourself.
>>2632173
That's not the point! You're supposed to be all like "Wow, you're really good at encouraging others, Kazuichi! You're such a great guy!"
>>2632146
Quit it!
>>2632149
B-But... they were sharp not to long ago. What gives?
>>2632173
Just throw the scythe into the ground, as hard as you can. It should pierce the earth! And with your control, you can let it pop out from behind your enemies!
>>2632159
They are infiltration devices.
>>2632157
>So I tried and look for some images for you through Google. I found only 17 of them so far but I will give you this album anyway.
http://imgur.com/a/tXQpt
>Now I will look elsewhere.
>>2632201
Betting Nymph-chan dies next slide.
