HG thread.
166th Express Games, day 9.
first
>>2630125
Alright, you win.
I can't think of a dumber way to continue this.
>>2630136
Jokes on you, I hate mobas.
>>2630134
COME ON BEAGLES, BITE EM IN THE LEGS.
Oh, and uh, go those 2 people I guess.
>>2630139
Uh, what? The internet is not human.
>>2630134
I bet...something that Akane will lose.
>>2630077 (King Kaito)
I can't say I get it....
>>2630087 (Jetstream Sam)
Actually, the reason why is...confusing. My mistress kept me about even afterwards, though. After all, she only had one other servant beyond myself, as the only two people that weren't afraid of being anywhere near her.
>>2630098 (Rammy)
Pragmatism, Miss Ramlethal. If the situation were reversed, it wouldn't have hesitated, either.
>>2630117
>>2630156
I reaally doubt that.
>>2630119
>we have a /ERP/ El?
>>2630164
SUSPENSE
>>2630167
Denial is a waste of your time.
There's nothing wrong with enjoying my figure.
>>2630159
But a person put the instructions on the internet, but not just any person... A STRANGER! OH NO!
>>2630167
Oh, at least give me a pitty laugh...
>>2630185
As predicted.
>>2630185
For some strange reason, I want the duo to win.
>>2630192
It's hard to laugh at a joke you don't understand.
>>2630191
You look like someone who never even goes outside.
>>2630175
>There's one of all the XRD Valentines, I believe.
>>2630167
I-I... *lets out a deep breath*
I understand. The dog was as capable as you. I wish it did not have to come to that though.
>>2630175
There seems to be all of the current Valentines there. Including another me.
>>2630185
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR 166th WINNER
>>2630209
I go outside so hard I left this plane of existence!
>>2630221
Congrats
>>2630221
Thank you all for playing!
>>2630221
Congratulations, you two. Thank you for hosting, Mokou.
>>2630221
sleep tight, puppers
>sneak sneak
>>2630217
Even I prefer to avoid conflict, Miss Ramlethal, I simply didn't have much of a choice.
>>2630228
...What?
>>2630221
Just as I hoped. Congratulations, you two!
And thank you for having everyone.
>>2630209
Well there's no helping that, because explaining it would make it less funny than it already was.
>>2630213
>
>>2630209
>>2630217
>well there goes that
>sorry Garnet
>if only I was faster
>>2630244
Thank you for the opportunity. Congratulations.
>>2630244
thanks for hosting
>>2630254
True story, had interstellar ice cream to fight.
>>2630221
Congratulations.
>>2630244
Thank you host.
>>2630221
Can I never win one of these... come on...
>>2630244
Thanks for hosting !
>>2630244
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>2630244
Congrats I guess. Thanks for hosting
>>2630221
>>2630244
Make your dreams come true puppers.
Thanks for hostin.
>66th
>>2630255
Are you on medication?
>>2630244
Thank you for the game!
>>2630167
If she kept you around even after failing then why are you jobless?
>>2630244
That was an amazing game, thank you!
Well, time for me to go so good night everyone !
>>2630252
>Throws scythe
NO SNEAKING!
>>2630255
Well, if you say so....
>>2630292
Because due to some...temporal nonsense, it no longer exists. In fact, in most points of view it never has.
>>2630260
>I don't see what's stopping you from picking up the other Valentines in general, just because of that.
>>2630244
Thanks for hosting
I miss Hanekawa
>>2630304
Goodnight!
>>2630254
As I stated, IT'S FINE. Congratulations.
>>2630260
While I would like seeing my sister, it is ultimately your choice. Though I do not think people will confuse for the other or even mind.
>>2630310
Hey, watch it! You're going to blow Tomo's cover!
>>2630316
That motherfucker was here a few hours ago, posting his fucking dat boi pictures.
I miss Booker
>>2630310
I just refuse to pick up an ava that's been picked up by erp. Call it autism if you want but that's just me
>>2630290
Other than a few doses of belittling comments, no.
>>2630310
I'm having so much fun.
>>2630326
What's a Tomo?
>>2630310
...Alright, I'm lost here. Somehow your workplace stopped exisiting? Sucks to be you.
>>2630343
I'm Tomo.
>>2630357
No you're not, I'm Tomo.
No game?
>>2630326
I don't like sneaks, strange miss. It's practically in the blood.
>>2630323
>She clears her throat
Well, thank you, Miss Ramlethal. If I may, how is your own faring...?
>>2630334
Somehow I don't think that's genuine....
>>2630349
Long story short, I'm apparently the leftovers of another, vastly-different timeline, and simply don't exist in the "current" one.
>>2630333
>Honestly I just ignore them as a whole. There could be an ERP Aussa or Lambda for all I know. I could understand the lack of wish for confusion, but hey, your call.
Is it tuesday?
>>2630334
I would go see a doctor about it.
Not too late, am I~?
>Furry porn
>>2630386
Thursday
>>2630386
It's Monday.
Yo, what's happening, party people?
>>2630368
That's not possible, because I'm Tomo!
>>2630382
Tomo's on the lookout! Tomo's on a very important job and you're disturbing her.
>>2630386
It is Monday, Miss.
>>2630260
What makes it hard to not just pick her up?
>>2630411
>>2630413
>>2630424
Then there's no reason for me to be smiling.
Post waifus
I miss Araragi
>>2630434
>>2630386
German sparkle party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-jN3vH26NQ
>>2630421
That's also not possible, because I'm Tomo!
>>2630403
...What?
>>2630386
I'm still waiting for an apology.
>>2630418
Hello, sir. Beyond sleeping for half a day, not much, I'd say.
>>2630421
The lookout for what...?
>The scythe flies back to her hands
>>2630382
Huh? Oh no it is, I've been laughing for like the last ten minutes, sorry if I made it look otherwise.
>>2630396
Oh really? Thanks for looking out for me buddy.
>>2630431
Get over it.
>>2630434
>>2630452
Donut holes?
>>2630457
huh?
>>2630463
You first, you have a jetpack to get over anything.
>>2630434
>>2630452
Tomo's not arguing with you! Tomo is super mature and doesn't have the time to deal with the likes of you.
>>2630457
Tomo's looking for a husband to bring back to Seiren.
>>2630382
I hope that a tournament starts soon. I was taken out the last one too quickly.
>>2630457
What a coincidence, I'm just waking up from a nap myself. I guess right now I'll just keep to myself until a match starts. Nice seeing you by the way.
>>2630469
That was actually meant for someone else,
but sure, Donut holes.
>>2630475
Tomo is super mature, and will assert her position as Tomo!
>>2630386
In around...
>Checks watch
6 hours, why?
>>2630382
A reject from an entire timeline...now it really suck so be you, Elly. But you're in luck! This place strongly reeks of misfits, why don't you make this place your home? I already did.
>>2630418
We're the party people yet no party is happening.
>>2630498
>Turns and pouts.
>>2630469
Waste of fuel. There isn't a game going on.
>>2630510
>>2630427
I'd pick her up since that anon isn't but I've never played the source
>>2630498
Good.
>>2630502
Because tuesday is for tacos.
>>2630512
then go eat something.
>>2630519
As if! You're being nothing but a jerk to Tomo!
>>2630525
freaky giant eyes
>>2630502
Guess the party's just winding down then... Huh, you're covered head to toe in spyrix. What happened to you?
>>2630510
>pets from behind
>>2630461
I'm admittedly just confused.
>>2630469
You slapped a fake seal on my head.
>>2630490
Er, well, I meant moreso your...mage-hound. But I certainly wouldn't mind getting some practice in.
>>2630502
I've been sleeping nearby, but I'm still much more eager to get back to the..."new" Gensokyo...at the least, my mistress seems to be the only person to recognize me. I couldn't care less if she lives in a mansion or a field of giant sunflowers.
>>2630497
Well, if that's your wish, I'll leave you be, then, sir. Nice to see you, as well.
>>2630475
That sounds...oddly-specific.
>>2630529
Am not! Because Tomo is super mature and has a great sense of humour!
Reeeee
>>2630541
That's my job.
>>2630528
I'll grab something later... probably... maybe.
>>2630541
Huh? Who's there? Who's petting Tomo?
>>2630546
That's Tomo's mission and she won't fail.
>>2630548
While those may be true, you're not Tomo!
>>2630562
Fuck off. She's my mighty Tomo
>>2630561
Get fucked nerd
>>2630546
Same as it ever was. I have taken the bites to be some sort of affection since it doesn't do it to anyone else. You are not going to try and get rid of it are you?
Which avafag would you like to meet irl?
>>2630546
oh ok.
>gives flower
I am sorry, do you want a kiss too?
>>2630568
You don't sound sure at all.
>>2630562
No no. He said "Pets from behind" not "Pets HER behind". There's a difference.
>>2630585
>>2630546
Confused about what? I found something funny so I was laughing.
>>2630573
It's me, you're friend?
>picks up and sets on shoulders
>>2630585
Karen ararara so I could kill him
>>2630573
If not, who am I?
>>2630585
Myself from an alt dimension.
>>2630434
Remade it some days ago
>>2630585
LF
We can talk about how shit everyone else is and how great we are.
>>2630621
>KK
>>2630601
Oh! Hi Tomo's friend!
>>2630608
You're just some random guy who isn't Tomo.
>>2630587
Do I need to be?
>>2630618
>>2630574
Fuck you, she's my MIGHTY TOMO!
>>2630591
You wanna fucking go?
>>2630528
We have our own taco tuesday? Why no one told me about it? Now I have something I can look forward to!
>>2630546
Aww, you're not gonna stick around for long? I've yet to see how good you can dance with that scythe.
>>2630538
Spyrix? No no, I''m covered in cyborg enhancements, why would you call them "Spyrix"?
>>2630573
But...why?
>>2630584
Certainly not! Why would I?
>>2630587
>She sighs softly, putting the flower in her hat
Hardly, strange miss.
>>2630597
Maybe I just don't have a sense of humor....
>>2630618
>Snek
>Hiyoko
Holy fuck, and I thought my shit was shit.
>>2630631
Wrong! I'm Hibiki Kuze who is Tomo!
>>2630666
Yours is incredibly shite though.
>>2630633
Are you hungry?
>>2630618
>shit, all of them.
>>2630648
Yes we do, strange sword-bearing man who I am sure has murdered a lot of people before this afternoon.
>>2630652
So there's a part of you that wants the kiss? ew.
>>2630434
>>2630527
>If you are really interested then that would be great. However the source can be too much for some so I won't force you or mind if you don't. Watch this video of Elphelt to get a general idea of her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7OLG9hg4CQ
>>2630684
>Araragi
>>2630434
>
>>2630684
The nobody slot isn't even that bad, you're not even triggering me that much anymore you shit.
>>2630652
Tomo's boss gave her this mission so she's going to do it perfectly.
>>2630667
No you're not!
>>2630692
Tomo's still super busy trying to find a husband, but people keep messing with her.
>>2630648
I've gotten...six wins in the past two weeks or so I've been here, with four kills being my "lucky number". I once managed to wipe out a third of the roster in a game before, at that.
I'll probably come back in order to keep honing my skills, though. I don't want to let my mistress down again, and I've heard that my...only co-worker pops up on occasion.
>>2630683
Of course not.
>>2630705
Oooh, she wants the husband?
>>2630683
Woah! Slow down a bit there pretty girl, those are a lot of assumptions you've just implied...does it look that obvious?
>>2630652
I do not know. I think my mind is clouded.
>>2630683
No. What's with your whole Tuesday spiel anyway. Tuesdays aren't that thrilling.
>>2630692
Actually, that is me. Don't fool yourself boyo, Tomo is mine.
>>2630705
How would you know? Are you some sort of expert on Tomo?
>>2630652
I don't know about that, I think you're pretty funny sometimes.
>>2630720
Wow that's fucking rude. Crab still the worst m8, it's all about monkey.
>>2630695
Ok. So I can base her off that? And fighting games are no trouble for me, I just have no way of playing it
>>2630712
That's right! Tomo's boss wants a husband before she turns thirty years old.
>>2630729
I am Tomo!
>>2630648
Whoops, forgot that my world's the only one that's got spyrix... Anyway, spyrix are these devices that let people from my world use the elements in lots of ways. Most elympians use it for everyday life, but there are those who'd use them as weapons for terrorism and your enhancements kind of reminded me of that. I was a part of those people until I got sick of it and left... Sorry about the exposition dump, let's introduce ourselves properly. I'm Alvin.
>>2630737
What? No way! Let's see some ID!
>>2630712
Good, because that's weird thing to do.
>>2630716
100% percent, the scar nails it.
>>2630719
...
>slaps
>>2630731
Fuck you, even your Monkey loves my Crab, eat shit negro.
>>2630753
Fuck you. I can't even bring anything against the dyke thing. Fuck this gay earth, she's still better than Crab.
What dangans do you hate.
>inb4 all of them
>>2630753
I'm gonna steal the bat while you goons are arguing then.
>>2630764
None of them because I've never played Dangan Ronpa
>>2630764
Souda.
>>2630764
All of them but myself.
>>2630750
Tomo doesn't need any ID.
>>2630766
Wait, the blue haired freak is here? Where is he? Tomo will deal with him!
>>2630764
none of them. Except Junko
Fuck you all!
>>2630751
Do you WANT to die?
>>2630764
Kamina.
>>2630717
Great, I've got a "reputation", now....
>>2630730
I guess I'm a great source of amusement at my own expense.
>>2630737
Thirty? Why, that's practically a baby....Oh, right, humans. Isn't that still the earlier portion of life?
>>2630751
A weirder thing still to mention, at that.
>>2630764
>The jackasses.
>Which is to say most of them.
>>2630765
Which bat would you pat?
>>2630779
The feeling is mutual, you fuckin' nerd!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDstd9h_e6g
>>2630780
>>2630777
Then how will anyone know you're Tomo?
>>2630780
Buy me dinner first.
>>2630780
You too, #103
>>2630764
All of them except based shitman
>>2630777
Don't worry about it. We'll watch your favorite tv shows later ok?
>>2630781
Do you WANT a taco?
No? there's your answer.
>>2630780
>>2630790
18yo Nobu a best.
>>2630792
kys, despair ho
Dangans you love.
>>2630736
>It is a nice start. She is basically a happy go lucky woman looking for a partner and is proficient in guns. If you are even more curious, you can check out her scenes in the 5 hour long story mode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CocWfAWgKJE
>>2630823
Myself.
>>2630790
>araragi 165 CM
FUCKING MAN MIDGET LUL
>>2630823
Hibiki.
>>2630806
What? Do you just carry those around or something?
>>2630823
Toko
Peko
>>2630751
But you asked for an apology.
>>2630823
Souda.
>>2630790
17... or all of them
>>2630823
>Matsuda. I want his ability to be a massive prick. It's wonderful.
>>2630829
I'll give it a go. Thanks
>>2630789
Tomo doesn't question why, she just listens. Tomo's boss can be scary.
>>2630796
Tomo just said she doesn't need ID. Everyone knows who Tomo is already.
>>2630805
Tomo has a bone to pick with that blue haired guy! He tried to touch Tomo before!
>>2630764
The smug ones. Junko, Matsuda, the little richfag fruitcake one with the bitch, Hajime's pretty annoying too.
Peko's cool and Souda's fun on occasion.
>>2630790
12 > 8 > 17 > 18 > 10 > Araragi > 27
>>2630813
And miss watching you wallow in despair until you shrivel to nothing? Don't be absurd! I'm the villain anyway, if you hate me, that means I'm doing my job correctly.
>>2630823
Kyoko-chan.
>>2630844
I carry them somewhere where no one can guess.
>>2630855
I know that feeling.... What kinda scary?
>>2630839
Did you just notice that?
>>2630789
No, not your bad luck, just hearing conversations with others sometimes.
o shit waddup!!
>>2630823
Is Monokuma a dangan?
because I like that bear.
but not Monomi. FUCK MONOMI, SHIT BEAR.
>>2630855
Yes, me!
>>2630873
Grow up kiddo.
>>2630880
my dick
>>2630823
none, they are only good for bullying
>>2630880
Is this the latest forced meme?
>>2630766
Because I found her first.
@all
(You)
>>2630873
my 8 year old sister is taller than araragi kek
>>2630880
o shit waddup!
>>2630871
Tomo's boss yells a lot.
>>2630886
Tomo's done with this.
>>2630847
>>2630789
Damn it.
>>2630738
Well you see Alvin, my "spyrix" are just a bunch of metal to enhance my capabilites, the only element I use here is my own body and nothing else. Call me Sam, Jetstream Sam for long.
>>2630751
Nice catch taco lady, you're right about all that more than you think! But how about we don't let this get through and enjoy a good ration of tacos one of these days? It's my treat.
>>2630712
Then it's decided! Just the two of us dancing around with our weapons as the moonlight shines on our blades! Now let me just buy a cellphone real quick so I can get your number, alright?
>winks and runs off.
>>2630870
...
Not even going to ask.
>>2630854
>Have fun.
>>2630789
It will be a hard thing to forget. But I will attempt to try.
>>2630829
Only character from guilty gear that look interesting through just the characters are Justice and Dr. Paradigm. What can you tell me about them.
>>2630900
Okay, so am I.
I'll buy you ice cream as an apology.
>>2630864
Hmm...I guess it's evidential that hate really is your strongest form of love then..
>>2630898
>>2630892
>>2630889
its DAT boi!!
>>2630829
>Garnet trying to land us a proper Elphelt
You rock.
>>2630968
Yahoo! but I have to wait for tuesday, don't want to empty the Taco Dispenser yet.
>>2630970
Why? what's wrong with hiding stuff in hats?
>>2630981
You'll buy Tomo ice cream?
>>2630858
I wonder which pile of garbage has the audacity to speak down on me. You should just go ahead and sign yourself up to the euthanasia ward, you could use a treatment or two.
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>>2630984
I love you to death. You should know that by now, Kyo-chan.
>>2630823
Young Master.
>>2630993
I've messed with you enough.
For now.
>>2630997
36 still?
Or 48?
>>2630968
Jetstream Sam, huh? Nice to meet you. Pretty cool name you've got, kinda makes me want to make one for myself, like "Conquerer Alvin" or something like that.
>>2631009
36 with a bump option.
>>2631007
Tomo likes ice cream.
>>2630995
Hey genius, why the hell would anybody ever need a second treatment at a "euthanasia ward"?
Stupid Dangans.
>>2631009
36
>>2630877
Not "just" my bad luck, you mean....
>>2630900
Hm. My "boss" would blow things up.
Still, I don't think I could help you there, I don't know the...guys here, that much.
>>2630964
>>2630847
A kiss is still a strange one to offer, anyways.
>>2630968
>She blinks
...Huh.
>>2630978
I suppose so...just remember I don't hold anything against them. You know, I never thought about it, does your mage-hound-thing have a name?
>>2630979
>Paradigm
>Dang, I forgot all about Overture's characters.
>Justice is about batshit crazy and pretty genocidal.
>>2631009
48
Please
>>2630997
o SHIT
>>2631009
I'm going to win one of these. I swear!
>48
>>2630998
I'm starting to be more and more aware...It's probably the one thing that could be close to being a danger to me...or well, that's what evidence from the past brings to light.
>>2631027
Tomo can tell.
>>2631027
Did you really think I'd offer something so gay? I mean you're not even a hot dude, or even hot for that matter.
>>2631022
Everyone likes ice cream!
>>2631024
So they can bring a talentless friend along. Two for the price of one, nobody will ever miss either of them.
>>2631027
I just surfed the characters on the wiki and these two poked out as interesting. And yeah I guessed Justice would be radical purging.
Mid-thread entry
>First 48
>>2631048
That mask is really ugly on a face like yours.
Junko needs to have babies with you, I need to see them.
>>2631056
Mii Swordfighter
>>2631056
Kurumi
>>2631056
Asuka Shikinami Langley
>>2631056
Elly
>>2631039
Then again, most of them seem pretty...strange, don't they?
>>2631043
I don't know the first thing about you other than that attempt to mute me.
>>2631056
Bikko
>>2630979
>Justice was the final boss of the original game. She was a human before she got turned into that. She is also heavily associated with Sol and is one of the two characters to stay dead so far. She is genocidal.
>Paradigm is a pragmatic scientist that hates humans. He finds himself superior to most.
>>2631027
I never gave it one. Do you have any ideas?
>>2631056
Ramlethal Valentine
>>2631056
The Mighty Tomo-chan
>>2631045
Tomo likes it a lot though.
>>2631056
Alvin
>>2631056
X7-10
>>2631027
>Places a seal on your face.
>>2631056
Manlet
>>2630790
18 and 27 only
And only with consent
>>2631056
Naoki Miki
>>2631056
Hibiki Onii-chan
>>2631056
Sanae Kochiya
>>2631056
Benny Goodman
>>2631056
Saber
>>2631056
Meme Cat
>>2631056
a 3 way
