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I'll do anything daddy edition
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>>2624729
first for memes
>>2628437
"I wear it as comfortable as possible, I don't particularly care about the way it looks on me."
She takes a few more sips of the sweetened coffee before looking over at you, seeming slightly annoyed. "What is it that you want, really? I gave you the thing you wanted, why're you still here?"
>>2628497
"It was. Catcher in the Rye. Nearing the end, actually."
Her short responses, as if she was a telegraph, came in 20 second intervals, every time the girl came up with something new to say. It seemed she wasn't completely averse to talking after all, she just had no idea where to start.
>>2628541
"I've been...minding my own business," is all reply you get before she digs back into her book. As you nearly give up hope that she has any interest, she stands up and walks over to you.
With a large blush on her face, she darts out her hand until it's inches from your face, way too close for comfort. "C-come on, shake it. Isn't this what acquaintances do when seeing each other?"
woof
>>2628695
Should've been lazy edition
>>2628717
>Touches fluffy tail
>>2628717
.. You're on the rape list
But later
>>2628424
>She lowers her foot back to the ground while exhaling deeply, letting most her anger flow out with it.
What is it with you people? This place is full of freaks, I can't wait to leave here ugh!
>>2628429
Waaah!
>She clenches the camera tighter and zooms in on the duck
I'm getting all of this on video! It's amazing!
>Her excitement slowly faded as she began to think more about your ability and her lit up face returned to its resting position
Wait... So you're telling me you can change into anything you want, but the two things you chose were a vase and a duck? Are you stupid?
>>2628497
Your "Magics" hmm? That's a bit vague. Mind giving me a preview of this?
>Nao takes a few steps back and gently lowers herself to one knee, aiming the camera directly at you
Okay, ready when you are!
>>2628718
>whispers sweet nothings into ear
>>2628695
>heart pupils
muh dick
>>2628727
>tfw Chara hates me now
>>2628509
Well if Lopunny is gone, I won't have anyone to... relieve my stress.. Do you think you can?
>>2628736
Thank you.
>>2628737
Sweet, good to know!
>>2628724
Damnit Youmu! Not on the carpet again! Bad! Bad Girl!
>>2628717
Dammit Kenny stop being so cute
>>2628770
You're welcome, adorable panda
>>2628719
i told you what i wanted, i want to go on a date, make you my girlfriend and show you how it feels to love another in both passion and romance~
>he swoons with the book held to his chest as he overacts his explanation
but if i were to be serious... i think you're beautiful and what i want is to spend as much time near you as i can because i feel happier when im around you
>>2628719
Hmm... I've notice something madam. You're not a people's person, aren't you love?
>She stops in her track with her reading of Scarlet Grace, and gave her full attention to the female.
If I maybe so bold, I can help you with your little problem with people. It's no skin off my back.
>>2628739
Don't blink love. Overdrive!
>Asellus snaps her fingers, causing time to freeze in place. She gets closer to the girl, and gave her a little peck on the lips.
Time, come forth.
>She snaps her fingers again.
>>2628719
"Ah." Was all he could muster to reply. He sensed the somewhat awkward atmosphere between them. But he wouldn't give up, he really wanted to get to know this girl better. Just as he started to drift off into his book, Yozora's sudden movement caused a small jump to escape from Oreki. He gulped, feeling his chest become warm as he began to see what was going on. Well, this was unexpected. Her blushing face was so cute, though! A genuine smile crossed his lips as the boy nodded, taking her softly hand and shaking it firmly. "Of course it is. I'm glad we've met again." He couldn't stop himself from blushing either.
>>2628784
no.
>>2628799
Feel free to do it anytime.
>>2628739
>>2628393
(sorry, missed it earlier)
Desperation? well the super natural stuff around me is mostly sin based... for example a demon of pride taking the form of arsene lupin mixed with a devil
>he says it all so calmly
>>2628739
I can also take the form of living things, like this cat.
I was just toying with you.
>The anon, now a cat, jumps into the girl's lap and asks to be petted by nuzzling her
>>2628764
W-what?! I-I don't think that's a great idea... D-don't you have any other loyal female pokemon f-for that..?
>>2628839
I already did earlier... still a cute and sparkly little fluffball.
>pats
>>2628859
Feets ~
>>2628752
I love that your dick is in MUH status
>>2628859
(Because i'm an idiot)
>>2628509
Anything really, this boredom is killing me.
>She wraps her arm around Iris' shoulder, still keeping her smile.
>>2628859
She's the only female I have, I like to keep my team small.. I know this is a lot to ask for but.. doesn't being a champion get a little stressful?
>>2628878
M-miss, please... Don't remind me...
>>2628893
(Don't beat yourself up)
>As Asellus grasp Iris, she returns a smile of her own, half freindly, half uneasy.
W-well... We could find a way to pass the time together..!
>>2628911
Yes... It can get a little rough... But we're not talking about me! I need to help you and you're Arcanine! ...I got it! You keep your Lopunny with you, and I can have one of my Pokémon "play" with your Arcanine!
meme?
Sweet memes!
>>2629019
>you're arcanine
>>2629055
I would love to make sweet memes with you babe
>>2629061
no just two me
>>2628724
Well, well.. Look who it is~
>>2628819
>Nao remained still and blinked a few times, completely oblivious to what had just occurred
Eh? Did something happen? Let me check my video, I may need to play it back in slow motion if it was too qui-
>Her jaw dropped and her face turned a bright shade of red while she watched as you violated her lips in the video
Wh.. H- How?! When?!
>>2628844
>The girl stared at you blankly and scratched the top of her head while trying to comprehend the mess of words that just came out of your mouth
...............What
>>2628857
Awwwwh! Cuuuuuute! You should stay like this!
>The adorable cat caused her to have a cuteness overload and she squealed loudly while kicking her feet.
Cute, cute!
>She slowly stroked the kitty from head to tail while quietly humming the music she was listening to
>>2629078
>>2628739
>>2628393 (Cross-thread)
(sorry, missed it earlier)
Desperation? well the super natural stuff around me is mostly sin based... for example a demon of pride taking the form of arsene lupin mixed with a devil
>he says it all so calmly
>>2629019
Only if you let me kiss them again~
>>2629078
h-hello !
>>2628803
>>2628831
(Okay, before I reply here, just a quick thing I'd like to talk about. This is still ERP, and I'm not going to run 2 romance RPs at the same time. I can hardly handle 3 people at the same time, and having 2 constantly running romances would [At least I think so] push people away from playing with me.
I have no issue with one, hell, I'd even be intrigued to see how far something like this could go. I'm just asking for some way to figure this out, , because I'm not comfortable with it.)
>>2628819
"Not exactly. And please, don't refer to me as 'love'. I'm not your significant other."
She seems ready to focus on the black letters before her again, as you make your proposal.
"Maybe.. What is it exactly that you're offering? Some kind of lessons? And what's in it for you?" she asks, clearly not very trusting.
>>2629078
oh... nothing, super natural is semi normal for me... so ill help you look if you want... since im paranormally inclined~
>he gives a small smirk, wondering if she will ask what his powers are... eager to show off
>>2629105
>>2629138
(that wasnt even me...)
>tfw romance RPs ruin everything
>>2629019
well, it could work but.. If what you say is true, Lopunny and Arcanine should be fine together. We weren't talking about you before, but now we are.. are you sure you couldn't use a little release?
>>2629122
(i was mostly running it that way since it seemed to fit her best, i could drop if that would be prefered)
>>2629078
>A noticable purr begins to erupt in response to the contact
Thank you Nya~
Is there anything else I can do for you?
>>2629149
Best to play them out in private so no an ava isn't ruined. I have a few romance RPs running with avas here in private and they're fun.
>domeynator I wnat uto giv me succ of dick
>>2629019
Surely! Though... i'm quite unsure how we could pass the time. Do you have any suggestion Iris? It would be nice to hear them.
>>2629078
>She flicked her short hair, and gave the girl a sly smile. Probably because of what she has done to her lips. The bewitching woman, touched her own lips then licked them afterwards.
I have to say my lady, you have great lips. Oh, how did I do that? It was easy really, I stopped time.
>>2629122
What's in it for me darling? Well... your happiness of course. Though if you don't believe me if I say that, it's completely up to you Mikazuki.
>She picks up her book again, reading the black text before her.
It's your call darling.
Who's this from?
i wish dominator was dead
>>2629209
DMG
I was her envoy
>>2629209
Wander
>>2629209
>>2629122
// I understand. Though, I really do like our RP together. If it's possible, I'd like to continue it.
>>2629246
>>2629262
Your posts were funny so I laughed
>>2629262
>can't stop laughing
>>2629262
>giggles like a schoolgirl
>>2629262
it wasnt funny at all why are you people laughing
>>2629117
N-not right now... Another time, I promise...
>>2629154
Yes! Lopunny and Arcanine should do just great together! And yes, I am 100% sure that I do not need any assistance, but thank you for offering. ...Sorry if that sounded a little harsh.
>>2629204
Oh, um... Lemme think... I'm so used to chatting with you, but I just realized that we've almost never done anything together... Well, except for, y'know...
>The girl bashfully looks away from Asellus, as memories of her little lesson resurface.
Well, things do you usually enjoy doing?
What are you all laughing for, I'm serious, who is sending me this crap?
Is it one of you!?
I'VE GOTTEN THREE OF THESE LETTERS THIS WEEK
NEWS 39
Hello! Here is the news for 3 o'clock (It's 3 somewhere!)
Local panda found with high sex drive, and I wanna poke her heart shaped spot!
Is Yugioh back in style? Not at all, but it's fun to play anyways!
Cat found on premises enjoying pettings!
Conflicts with ERP and HG rage on. Why can't we just get along??
Intrepid news 39 reporter Hatsune Miku was caught on camera being violated by Harime Nui! It was our highest rated report and she enjoyed it in the end so everyone is happy!
...S-Slow news day, huh? Well, later is an act by the Magician known as Hatsune Miku! This is news anchor Hatsune Miku, signing off.
>>2629336
and it's only Monday!
>>2629336
...
>Starts making a note to send more letters that copy the first
>>2629344
I love the news
I need to figure out who's sending this shit so I can rape them, hard
>>2629355
EXACTLY
>>2629362
Oh no you don't
>>2629117
Have you been good today?
>>2629147
Uh... You're kinda strange.
>Against her better judgment she decided to indulge you
So.. Can I see these abilities of yours?
>>2629149
>tfw I like romance RP
>>2629167
Nope just stay this way!
>She brought both her hands up towards the kitties head and placed her fingers on both of its cheeks. With gentle, slow strokes, she moved her delicate fingers in a circular motion, making her way behind your ears and back to your cheeks again.
>>2629204
>Seeing you lick your lips way too much for the flustered girl and she averted her eyes away from you
S-stop time? That's one of the strongest abilities I've come in contact with! You would be a good addition to our team.. As long as you never do that again..
>>2629204
"No, no, hold on," she interjects as you reach for your book. "I am interested. Just...please stop calling me darling, or love. What would you have me do?"
She seems clearly intrigued now, her book is laying closed on her lap and her entire body is aimed towards you, waiting for what comes next.
>>2629166
(That'd be really lovely, it's already difficult finding the balance between romance/lewd, especially if there's two.)
>>2629255
(Seems like we're good to continue, then.)
>>2628831
Her blush only became brighter as she felt his warm hand take hers. She quickly pulled her arm back after the handshake, standing there a little awkwardly, unsure of what to do.
"So am I. I mean, because you're a friend, is why... is why I'm glad. Okaywellbye."
After blurting out those last words, she hurries back over to her seat and starts (pretending?) to read her book again.
(By the way, if you're still interested in RP via email, I might be able to work with it. Otherwise, thread's fine too.)
>>2629344
I have breaking news!
Miku is very cute.
>>2629344
>interrupts news
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>>2629344
>tfw I didn't make the news
>>2629386
>starts scribbling down some other possible lines
>Hye bb dju wan sumfuk
>U chiken farmr?, uyo no hw 2 raiz cok
>>2629406
(i had only really started the romance since at the time i was the only one and she seemed like the type not to go straight to lewd, i suppose we can still email and just keep it out of threads as jaune)
>>2629328
oh.. I'm... sorry..
>sobs uncontrollably
>>2629386
>tfw didn't send letters
Fuck.
>>2629328
Tisk tisk..
>>2629405
n-no I've been bad :c
>>2629406
Oreki felt somewhat lucky, being able to see Yozora like this. She was normally so cold and distant, it was nice to see that deep down she's a cute girl, just like any other. His cheeks continued to heat up as their hands broke from each other's grasp, her warmth still lingering. "H-Heh, I gotcha. No worries." He smiled sheepishly and sat by her side, now becoming a bit more comfortable. "Oh, right..How are you liking the book I lent you?"
>>2629328
I've love to go on walks, if that's not too troubling. I also like to read and fufilling the wishes of women... but y'know that last part all too well.
>She takes Iris' head, and made the bashful girl look into her eyes.
Out of alll those things, what do you want to do... love?
>>2629344
I have some news for you darling, you've captured my very soul with your presence... true story.
>>2629405
I'll only do it when you want it darling... just tell me when, and how. Also team? What team love?
>>2629406
Okay, okay. I'll stop calling those thing Mikazuki.
>Seening that the girl is clearly interested in her plans, she place the book in her lap.
Hmm... would a date suffice Mikazuki? I heard that's a nice way to get better at talking with others.
>>2629443
You better not
>>2629457
It's not rape if you want it, that just removes the fun in it
Ahhh....you smell that?
>Iowa takes a gigantic whiff of the fresh salt sea air.
What a beautiful scent. Is it the smell of freedom? No, it must be retribution. Or maybe....ah yes, I recognize it now. The sweet taste of justice, a fragrence I well remember. And I don't mean my pet.
Coming off that.... day yesterday, what a celebration I bring on this day. Today is the 5th year anniversary that the United States brought justice upon that craven mastermind Osama bin Laden hiding in Pakistan. SEAL Team 6 proved their nation and I proud that day, finally giving rest to that awful story. May he rest in the bowels of hell the lesson well spread throughout the world! Never mess with the US!
>With a maddening look, Iowa fires her canon in a cacophonous roar of fire and thunder, shell exploding off into the distance beyond.
>>2629499
>that rack
>those dubs
>>2629512
i wish you were literally fucking dead
>>2629405
>he snaps his fingers and he seems to be covered in a blue flame, his outfit changes and a crimson figure rises behind him
meet arsene~
>>2629512
Ahhh....you smell that?
>Anon takes a gigantic whiff of the scent between Iowa's legs
What a beautiful scent. Is it the smell of freedom? No, it must be retribution. Or maybe....ah yes, I recognize it now. The sweet taste of justice, a fragrance I well remember.
>>2629405
>the purr avalanches into a happy meow
May I tell you a secret though? I feel that being a shapeshifter is a curse because people only appreciate what you can transform into and not your true self.
>>2629520
It's pretty obvious that I'm perfect~
>>2629512
>want to make a musk joke
>you already sucked my stinky dick yesterday
>busy anyway
Have a good one, Iowa <3
>>2629457
>Filia
10/10 would sensually feed grapes, cherries and other small enough foods to during sex.
>>2629512
// Drunk anon here, but I'm pretty busy at the moment. ;_;
>>2629512
such a wonderful tale <3
>>2629499
>u rkol-...arkayolo-...fossil digr? U no hw 2 fine bone
>ay grl, u bevr? cuz dam
>Hw u liek mornin egz? Frtilize?
DONT EVER DO ROMANCE ERP IN PUBLIC, DONT GET ATTACHED, THATS THE FIRST ROLE OF ERP!!
AHHHH
>>2629525
>>2629561
mouth fit for a dick
>>2629565
No point in saying anything. Regardless of how many times you try to drill it into their heads, they'll never get it.
>>2629565
>Role
It's true though
>>2629563
Almost as if you're ASKING for me to fuck you dead~
>>2629512
O-oh man...
>Claps with passion.
Dat' was beautiful! My soldier buddy Jane Doe would be proud of ya'!
>>2629512
Isn't that quite a tale... lovely.
>>2629499
That is quite the conundrum.
>>2629551
Real "sweet" of you, anon. I'll take my badumtss now.
>>2629457
I'd send Filia a letter.
With a picture of my dick.
>>2629456
Aw, c'mon... Please don't cry..!
>>2629489
>Iris' face reddened as Asellus had her look directly into her eyes
Y-yeah, you certainly like to serve women... So, let's just go for a little stroll, yes? A leisurely walk along with some chatter is always nice..!
>>2629512
Miss Iowa! I'm so happy to see you start the day off on such a celebratory note!
>>2629594
>Dat R-mer luk gr8 on u, then agen so wud i
>U liek fitnss?Hw abut u fitnss dik in ur mouf
>U like anteek? I hv junk nt tuchd in yr
>>2629467
Do I need to punish you?~
>>2629489
I come from a team of ability users at my school. We seek them out and protect them from the government! Y-you can use the ability just as long as you never .... kiss me again!
>She crossed her arms with a huff
>>2629525
>She takes a few steps back, completely stricken with fear at the mysterious figure that appeared before her. Her knees began to buckle, but she tried to stand her ground in the event that a fight were to break out
W...what is that thing?
>>2629541
Can you blame them!? You're so cute right now!
>She sighs and pats the top of your head twice
Fine, fine.. what's your true identity then? Reveal yourself!
>>2629512
But I'm here, doing ERP with wonderful anons
May allah accompany you in your travels
>>2629524
What a way to start out the night. Such hated! Have I done something to wrong you?
>>2629531
>Iowa kicks the man away.
Hey, hey, don't interrupt my monologue and mock me! I worked hard on that you know...
>She pouts into her arm.
>>2629543
The best tasting scent is that of freedom and justice, just remember that.
... and thanks...
>>2629555
(Ahah... it happens! )
>>2629561
A tale of heroism for the modern ages, ma'am!
>>2629596
'Tis indeed one of might and valor! If he's such a fan, he should come say hello one of these days!
>>2629606
Indeed, dear friend of mine. I'm sure you know what it must be like to finally extract justice on the wicked who oh so ever deserved it.
>>2629633
Triumph over a foe is always a worthy call to celebration, dear Iris! It is good to see you once more.
>>2629645
>She approvingly places a hand on the anon's shoulder, giving him a slight pat
Wow, and I thought you'd give up after I threatened you... You've got determination.. I like that~
>>2629613
It's only fun when they cry~
>>2629678
i-i'm afraid to answer but you know the answer..
>>2629613
Heh; just telling you what I thought would be a good evening, maybe after a nice date at a fancy restaurant or the movies.
...Though, if you want food puns, I could make a couple for sour amusement~
>>2629565
>Romance ERP is the same as getting attached
>>2629633
>continues to weep
WHY DID IRIS HAVE TO NOT LIKE MEENNN
>>2629697
Yeah, I hope he comes down ta' meet ya' one day! He would enjoy ya' company so much!
>>2629722
I never said it was
>putting words in my mouth
>>2629565
Remember; don't be as obessive as Jiro...
>>2629633
>Asellus takes her arm off of Iris, and made some distance between them.
A stroll? I would love to walk with you, Iris.
>She snaps her hands with excitement, and walk ahead of Iris.
Come now, we must not let this daylight go to waste.
>>2629678
There seem to be a delay when you said... "Never kiss me again" I would think that you liked my kiss. Do you love?
("A school filled with people of different powers... interesting. I may need to go there in the future.")
>>2629697
I know that all to well Iowa. After all, my father deserve justice, and so did Metal Black.
>>2629709
>Looks up from notes
Thanks boss lady, I just like to watch you work.
>grl u irsh? Evrytiem i c u my dik is dublin
>grl u mus b gas bcuz even tho u xpnsiv I stll pump u in my van
>>2629450
(She's just the type where you have to be a little more aggressive. Or just mention Sena.)
>>2629472
She doesn't seem to mind you sitting besides her, or at least didn't object to it. "It's good. I'm nearly at the end."
A few moments after her having given another short reply which basically killed the conversation, you feel a warm pressure against the part of your leg where your knee and upper leg meet. As the girl re-positioned herself in her seat, her own leg fell against yourself... It seems like just a small accident, until you realize she's not attempting to move it.
>>2629489
"A... date? But you're a woman, right? You mean, sort of an excursion then? Or... how do you call that... 'going out'?"
The girl looks at you with a questioning gaze, not entirely understanding what you mean by a date.
>>2629758
I'd this.
>>2629621
Y'know I used to have an option for that.
>>2629709
Hmm...Still considering.
>>2629712
You clever little nerd.
Keep going.
RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2629697
Ah, but isn't being quoted from your own monologues the highest honor one can achieve?
Probably not, but it sounds pretty cool.
>>2629797
WHAT IN JACK-FUCKING-HANNAH IS THAT?!
>>2629758
>Don't ever do romance ERP in public
Why not?
>>2629809
It's the Jagermonster! Legend has it merely gazing upon this creature can cause extreme drunkenness. I, however, am immune to its effects.
>>2629796
Heh; thank you, sweetie! I'm pretty sure I could Filia book full of such delicious buns!
>>2629776
Yes! A going out!
>She said brightly, jolting out of her chair, making the book fall to the ground.
We will go out in public, and talk to one another about various things.
>She then paused for a short time
Um... if that's okay with you Mikazuki.
>>2629779
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2629678
My appearance is not definite.
I am anonymous, a nobody.
That is why I have come to you, to help me realize my identity.
>>2629825
How's that?!
>>2629832
lol
>>2629841
I am already drunk!
>>2629847
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2629840
If your identity is that cat, I would die of laughter.
>>2629826
Hey, that one was actually pretty good.
>>2629832
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2629678
my persona.... the power of the true self... a demon turned into a weapon to defeat demons and bound to me, dont worry he is harmless~
>a casual smile as it seems to vanish into nothing yet his outfit stayed changed
>>2629776
well well well, whats a beautiful girl doing alone in a filthy place like this~
>>2629869
faaaaaaaaaaaaag
>>2629769
Well you're in luck, you just got a front-row seat~
>You look back at her from your jokes, seeing her gauntlet has already melted, enveloping your arms in magma, surprisingly not warm at all, in fact you didn't even know she was binding you up until you looked back at her, tying your arms together and solidifying the lava into a hard, black bondage, holding your hands behind your back
>>2629796
Think it over, take your time~
>>2629864
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHJOSDOASOAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2629710
>She sits down on a nearby chair and lifts her index finger up, motioning you to come towards her.
Come, pet.
>She extends out her right leg and points at her foot
Take off my shoe.
>>2629764
W-what? Of course not! Why would I enjoy being molested by you?!
>She faced away from you and huffed loudly once more
Hmmph!
>>2629840
....Huuuah? How can I help you with such a big task?
>>2629869
So.. you have a demon living inside of you?
>She questioned, still not fully understanding what she had just witnessed
>>2629748
D-don't be ridiculous..! Gender has nothing to do with it! And besides, two of my dearest friends are men, and I care for them greatly!
>>2629697
Like wise, Miss Iowa! You're always a great source of motivation for me!
>>2629764
>Feeling a bit more at ease now that the woman removed her hand, Iris excitedly follow Asellus along for the walk.
Yeah! I'm happy you agree! Let us be off!
>The girl's walk starts as something of a light, carefree skip
So, I feel like we haven't got to hang out in a while. Anything interesting happen in your life lately?
>>2629776
"Good to hear you're enjoying it. It's one of my favorites for a reason after all." His emerald eyes found themselves gazing at her faintly, not really knowing what to say afterwards. Oreki figured another silence would fall upon them, but as he felt Yozora's bare leg brush up against his, touching and staying in that very position...he started to become more nervous than usual. What was she doing? Is she aware of it? Either way, it feels nice. No need to make a big deal out of it.
Sighing softly, Oreki leaned towards her and brushed his leg up against hers as well, their sides starting to make contact as well. It was embarrassing, but also an extreme sense of happiness and achievement surged throughout him.
>>2629889
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2629864
Heh, thanks! I'm just happy these efforts aren't fruitless to appeal to you; looks like I didn't bite off more than I could chew yet!
>>2629886
O-oh. Oh dear. Well this is going to make writing down more rather difficult...
>>2629889
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>>2629886
Well, you do seem to already have a...victim? Partner? Mate?
>>2629928
I'm not sure there was a pun there. You're just kind of making me hungry.
>>2629889
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>>2629926
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>>2629934
Memorize 'em~
>She takes both of her hands, each on a shoulder, forcing you down to your knees, pulling away her thin black veil of a dress, exposing her tightly clenched slit, A forceful, cold metal gauntlet on the back of your head forcing you forward
Now please your mistress~
>>2629972
Victim, definitely victim
>>2629972
Yeah, I'm afraid I'm about to bite the dust with my puns soon. Hey, how about we grab a bite? Don't worry; I can pay for it.
>>2629972
>>2629926
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>used to play with someone everyday
>tfw we've slowly slipped apart
I don't like this feeling.
>>2629905
>She takes some steps towards the woman, and places her hands on her shoulders.
No need to be dishonest with yourself... but, I understand if you have an image to keep and all.
>>2629908
Right now, the good doctor back at home. Has made a new lab for his bio research, the name is quite... uninspired. But it's a name nothingless.
>She looks up to the sky, as she walks near Iris.
It is called the Bio Research Lab. There, he is studying on different forms of life. Even making some clones of certain people, including myself.
>>2630033
Hey, its me your partner
Wanna play?
>>2630033
S-Sorry. I was falling in love with you, so I had to stop.
>>2630056
fag lol
>>2629829
"Things like... what? And why can't we discuss those things right here?"
Her tone and expression made it clear that she didn't want to seem annoying, rather more like a child asking their parents how the world works.
"Where would we even go? I have nowhere I need to be."
>>2629869
"I have the cops on speed dial if you're trying anything funny," is the response you get thrown back at you. She seems wary of you, but at least you've caught her attention, an she's not completely ignoring you by continuing to read.
>>2629924
Her leg trembled a little, nearly unnoticeable, as she was ready to pull it back and blame it on him getting too close if he made a comment about it.
Her own body didn't move as you leaned in though, but the blush on her face growing larger and redder by the second was a clear indicating she definitely -felt- what was happening, making the fact that she didn't move a...good thing?
>>2629859
Well, this form is comfortable
>>2629905
Don't you have abilities of your own?
>>2630020
I-uh...Oh my...that is...I don't know if I should be honored or terrified...
>Mind still racing with more lines
>Decides it would be a good time to try and lick them into you
>Hey gurl, I wish you was my big toe, that way I could bang you into my coffee table
>>2630056
i think you and cell-senpai would get along great. you should ask him out
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>>2630100
DELETE THIS
>>2630100
>cum on butt
>>2630020
Alright, excellent. I'll leave you to that then. For now.
>>2630025
Sure! What have you got in mind?
>>2630100
>m-muhdick
>>2630112
So which side gives the best blowjobs?
>>2629905
mmm not entirely... more like the demon is meant to be an incarnation of the person i truly i am as a weapon to fight off more evil demons... kinda cool right?~
>leaving out the part about using it for illegal purposes and desperate to be told he is cool
>>2630090
you pull the cop card first? whats to stop me from pick pocketing out your phone... oh you might even have nudies on there already~
>he giggles as he plants himself on the nearest table as he looks into her eyes as if trying to transfer his own dirty thoughts to her
>>2629682
Oh, hello Osama! Thank you for your kind words. I hope the afterlife and your 72 virgins are treating you well.
>>2629750
What's got them all preoccupied anyways? I don't bite, honest!
>>2629764
What a joy! That satisfaction is what I'm feeling right now in fact! Come, tell me of your own day though.
>>2629806
I guess I never thought of it that way...I prefer a more direct compliment though.
>>2629908
Truly? I'm glad I can effect someone st least! How goes your day, Iris?
>>2630112
I heard that there was some classy diner down the street; real 1950's vibe. How does that sound?
Anyone wanna pound this pussy?~
>>2630096
I'd go with both, honestly
>As your tongue starts to work itself into her folds, spreading her puffy lips apart as your warm and wet tongue moves into her, tasting her juices, the hand on the back of your head encouraging you on as she bites her lip, enjoying herself as you service her
Stop talking and start licking, slave~
>>2630112
Alright
>>2630154
I doubt anyone here is Asian.
>>2630126
Let me ask you then, what do you like best about your own body? I could of course start rambling off everything I like, but we'd still be here tomorrow.
>>2630154
OH my god yes!
As if watching two celestial beings come down from on-high, beyond the reckoning of mortals past, present, and future, the anon, as if readying himself to eat yet another bit of candy from a box he'd smuggled, as if into a theatre, into the theatre with him, watched the two as if they were celestial beings coming down from on-high, beyond the reckoning of mortals past, present, and future. He opens his mouth as if to speak, and then, as if he is about to speak, he speaks.
>>2630090
>She places one of her hands onto her chin, and thought about the location and the things they would talk about.
Hmmm.... the reason why I don't want you to talk to me alone here, is because that's not a very good way of getting out of your comfort zone. And the things we would talk about as we head to our location? We'll talk about mundane things maybe, or even learn about each other. Is that a good enough answer for you?
>>2630126
My day is nothing special, just laying about talking to women. Currently, i'm helping one get out of their comfort zone when it comes to talking to others. Oh! I almost forgot!
>Her face beamed after remembering that important detail.
I'm now apart of an intergalactic space force, called Star Sergal!
>>2630090
Oreki gulped. He knew Yozora wasn't used to things like this. He wanted to make sure she was comfortable with what was happening. "Is this okay..?" He asked softly, the sides of their bodies gently touching, their body heat being transferred. His cheeks increasingly became red with embarrassment, but he didn't want to move away from her.
>>2630155
>He nods and continues to practice writing on your lips and clit
>Wanna be my ate? I'll give to the D later
>You like dragons? Because in about three seconds I'ma be dragon my nuts across your face.
>>2630126
'Eh; don't know. When I left, RED and BLU used to get a lot of free time due to da' wars not even makin' sense in da' first place...
Maybe 'da administrator doesn't want anyone else ta' leave...
(AKA, waiting to see if anyone else has plans for Soldier; know there's bound to be at least one shit poster that will enjoy that.)
>>2630120
Samson doesn't really have a throat so I'll let you guess.
>>2630138
Perfect! Lead the way, pun wizard!
>She follows you at an uncomfortably close distance, well beyond what would normally be considered "personal space".
>>2630199
This man deserves a A+ in notes.
A F- in taking opportunities.
>>2630200
Can you please take a pic of your underwear again? last time I came fucking buckets
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tfw revy will never return to rape you at gunpoint
>>2630224
*knocks on door*
hi, its me goku
>>2630224
THE JAGERMONSTER HAS RETURNED! WE MUST VANQUISH THE BEAST, BACK TO THE HELLS IT ONCE CAME FROM!
>>2630210
Heh; not a bad nick name! I like it!
>Smiles widely as I walk to the diner, not really caring that she is that close to me; kind of enjoying it actually as I blush and softly grin as I notice it.
So, what brings you here to this place in the first place? Didn't anyone tell oh about what goes on in here?
>>2630230
Stick em' up, pal! This is a robbery!
Put your cock where I can see it!
>>2630200
Nice accent, Masshole. Hope you like living in Taxachusetts.
>>2630261
holy shit! ok ok dont shoot!
>unzips my pants before sticking my hands in the air
>>2630199
Y-You gonna put some work in?
Or do I need to just grind on your face~?
>She was easily willing to back up her words, pulling you into her with her hands, her thick and powerful hips driving her cunt into you, the juices and musk working up your lust easily as your face was smothered in her pussy
>>2630210
Not even a hint of resentment towards that question? Huh.. How about you prove it?
>>2630301
holy fuck that picutre is disgusting
>>2630301
WOW this pic just made pop the biggest boner ever
I wanna fuck that pussy SO bad
>>2630224
>Pinches you.
This isn't the ti~me for that!
>>2630281
Better than bein' a filthy Australian with their massive spiders!
>>2630261
You arent Revy
>>2630308
>>2630311
Two kinds of people In this world
love you guys
>>2630335
DROPPED
scout and sniper are canonically friends
multiple instances in the comics show them together casually, scout wouldn't talk shit about his best friend
>>2630258
Well, of course. I guess I should say it was worth seeing it for myself, that's all.
>She doesn't seem too focused on the idea of food. Her focus is on you, and she occasionally lets a small grin peek through her calm expression.
>>2630307
That he doesn't have a throat? You're welcome to try. You'll probably get your dick eaten though, and not in the fun way.
>>2630353
>Hugz
>>2630301
>He loses his calm and concentrated demeanor in the movement and immediately begins to work at it. He sticks his tongue inside and starts to move it around, using his nose to keep playing with the outside
In soly istriss
>>2630364
That you're the better one at pleasing with your mouth, I mean. We've got all the ingredients here, right?
>>2630358
>(Not getting the fact that Scout is a jokester/troll and would love to tease his teammates at every given chance.)
>A silhouette stood quietly upon the dark stage. With a tap of her cane against the ground, pink heart-shaped spotlights hit the stage, revealing the silhouette to be a young, teal haired girl in a magician's costume. With energetic, hip-swaying steps she moved forward on the stage, twirling the cane in one hand
It's a miraculous showtime!
Is your heart already painting portraits of me?
>In a shimmering light, her cane became a microphone attached to a stand. She leaned it forward, letting the stand rest between her fishnet clad thighs while caressing it sultrily
But you know, everyone changes, and tonight a couple volunteers will be transformed for my adoring audience on this stage!
>>2630353
(love you too, Silica)
>>2630170
That's a rather interesting question...one that I'd have to ponder on. I think I'd have to say my golden wheat hair, to be quite honest! I love how is flows in the breeze of a summer day.
>Iowa's arm follows down the lengths of her locks, puffing them out with a single flick of the wrist.
>>2630178
Helping someone out? Need my assistance maybe?
>Iowa placed her finger on her chin at that second point.
Uh...star huh? I don't know of any special forces by the name of that...
>>2630200
>Iowa simply shrugs.
Well, I'm certain whatever it is, they must be rather busy. Free time is a luxury many can't afford these days I'm afraid.
>>2630395
Finally I've been waiting for this for so long.
>>2630395
Transformed into what oh great and marvelous miku?
>>2630395
>Clapping
woooo!
>>2630353
gme cmmies pls dedy
>>2630395
Hm? I love a magic show! Pick me! Pick me!
>Iowa giddily jumps upwards, waving her hand excitedly in the air like a school girl. She calls outwards with a cusped hand around her mouth in an attempt to make it echo.
>>2630379
>Tensing up as you finally push inside her, the cold metal gauntlet on the back of your head sharply pushing you into her cunt, her breath letting out a shallow moan
unnnf-fuck... that's more like it~
>>2630395
>The little Miku appeared on Asellus shoulder, readying itself for the show.
Ready when you are Miku! We're both prepared for this show. Um... do you want me to be in my costume as well?
>>2630415
I'm fine Iowa, just leave the talking to yours truely. Also, it's a good reason why you haven't heard of this group. It has just been made after all.
>>2630371
>filename
O-oh...
>>2630395
>Waiting patiently for best ava to appear so I can make love to them <3
possibly..
>>2630122
"I'm just covering for myself. And no, I don't take disgusting pictures of myself, for your information."
Her attention seems to be fading as she casts a few glances outside the window, looking at the outside world and the gentle breeze blowing through the scenery.
>>2630178
"I think I get it. So we'll be dong the same thing as we're doing now, just... there," she confirms for the last time.
"Very well, you have me convinced. When would we plan this 'going out'? I'm free... well, I'm free most of the week. I don't have much else to do besides read."
>>2630193
Yozora's hand reached down, attempting to grasp your hand somewhere out of her sight, as she was still staring at the pages of her book, her face as red as a tomato.
As you suddenly ask her whether she's okay with it, she jumps as if you just loudly yelled in her ear, and drops her book on the ground. The black haired girl quickly breaks all contact to hop off her seat and pretend to pick the book back up, taking way longer than it should take.
(Sorry for the slow replies, real life stuff happening.)
>>2630415
Hmm, maybe I'll bring him with me one day so you 2 can meet up! I believe that he has an upcomin' day off if I remember right...
>>2630395
>Popcorn in hand, an anon in the audience claps and whistles.
>>2630415
Ah, your beautiful, silky smooth hair, worth more than ten times its weight in gold. Those locks truly encapsulate your overall beauty, flowing and elegant.
Was that more of a direct compliment?
>>2630492
We'll do it.... hmm... I don't know actually. Maybe on tuesday.
>She points to her
Yes! A tuesday would be good.... alright! We'll do it tommorow lo- I mean Minazuki.
>>2630459
>The gauntlet shoves his head, forcing his tongue deeper as he tries not to lose his mind with nothing but the smell filled air to breath. The intoxication causes him to strain himself against his pants. His hands, still tied, begin to fidget and squirm around with the body following suit.
>>2630415
>>2630505
YES, I WILL BE HAVING A DAY OFF FROM MY VALIANT AMERICAN DUTIES, AND I SHALL BE SPENDING IT INSERTING THIS COCK SHAPED ROCKET LAUNCHER IN YOUR LUBRICATED ANUS!
>>2630390
Well, there's me and-
>She flashes a wide, open-mouthed smile.
This. But you'll have to show me what you've got, y'know!
>>2630446
>Her attention is tugged away to the strange sight, and she turns around, walking backwards for just a moment to observe.
Oh...huh.
>When she turns back, she bumps into his shoulder.
>>2630395
Oo, sweet, free magic show!
>>2630492
fine, so i know you can call the cops and you have good taste in books and dont love your body enough to flaunt it... yet~
>he vanishes from where he was to appear sitting in the window
and my mission for the evening is.... Seduce you~
>>2630484
I want to sit on your face! Please let me sit on your face!
>>2630478
Oh, very well, very well. I suppose you are the "charm lord"..
>Iowa's fingers make quick air quotations a short distance underneath her eyes at the words
...after all. You have quite a way with women. So, what's the goal of your organization, anyways?
>>2630505
Hm? Well if you insist...
>>2630553
Uh...that's him? Looks like a big lug head to me.
>>2630543
Ahaha~ Stop, stop! I didn't know we had such a poet visiting me today! You're making me blush!
>Her dainty hands cover both her cheers, eyes hidden behind fanned fingers in an attempt to conceal her bashful reaction.
(Super late reply, sorry. Had to step out.)
>>2630048
Well, I'm not really one to judge naming sense, since I don't give any of my dragons names... But clones?!
>She looks genuinely shocked, wondering if she heard correctly
I didn't think it'd be possible to create clones... And, that sort of sounds like some manner of taboo... Wouldn't you think...?
>>2630126
Of course, I speak the truth! Nothing really special happiness today, but I'm still enjoying myself... Oh, and I REALLY enjoyed myself yesterday...
>closest picture to a hug i had
>>2630416
(Sorry I made you wait~)
Of course, for those who can't take irreversibly being altered...I'd never kill, I have a strict no-violence policy! ...Can put on masks I've provided beneath each of your chairs and join me for the Heaven or Hell Hole trick~
>She stood back up from basically spooning her microphone stand and fanned her hand towards a large room in the back of the stage with holes along its walls
It's a glory hole room where each hole slowly constricts you! For once it's fine to be a quickshot!
>She winked and then turned back to the audience with her arms upraised
Now I need at least two volun--
>>2630447
S-So eager! Are you sure about this, hm~?
>She motioned to Iowa and held out her hand
If so, come on up!
>>2630478
It's not important to the act, but if you'd like to add some flair, feel free~
>She held her hand out to Asellus
Now come on up~!
>>2630395
>She stares blankly at the magician with a slight intrigue.
What do you mean by transforming?
>>2630602
Yeah, dat's him...
Still, he has da' heart and passion...
Some say; TOO much...
>>2630553
Oh, hey Solly! Welcome! Iowa, meet Jane Doe, da' soldier! Dolly, meet Iowa!
...Oh, and by the way Solly...
She's mine already...
>Realizes that he is still within her hearing range and blushes a deep red.
Mine, ta', uh SERVE under as her own soldier for her team!
>>2630572
>He fumbles with his pants for a moment before sliding both them and his underwear off in a single go. His 7" erection stands proudly at attention, pointing at her.
You'll have to excuse me, just seeing you already got me excited.
I can see the future
A dildo hurricane will come by in twenty four hours and kill us
However, nine people including me can survive on this jet
As a pilot and psychic, I will allow the first eight replies ride with me
Good luck
>>2630572
>Is shocked a bit and stops walking to turn to her.
Oh! Are you okay Filia?
>I asked, gently holding onto her shoulder to check if she is fine.
>>2630550
>With your face practically squished against her crotch, your tongue violating and exploring her sensitive folds, she breaks into ecstasy, tensing up and holding you against her as she rolls her eyes back, moaning out as her lust breaks over her, the sensual orgasm coming to a close finally as she pulls her restricting hands away, stepping back, her pussy drooling a cocktail of her own juices and your spit
>>2630602
>He walks up to her, gently grabbing her hands with his and pushing them away from her face.
You shouldn't be hiding one of the most gorgeous aspects of you; your cute blush.
Heh, regardless, enough flattery. Too much and you might develop an ego.
>>2630602
It's not my organization, it's from a lovely creature named Jiro. He is our leader... even though he can be quite childish sometimes. Our goal is to go on outer space adventures, and take on odd jobs. If the price is right of course. I'll official become part of the team once I make my own fighter ship.
>>2630614
It's... complicated. Hell, I have a clone for crying out loud. It is really strange, not to mention bizarre. I don't really think that it's taboo, just not talked about often.
>>2630655
>She takes the Miku's hand, and gets on stage. The little Miku then leap onto the bigger once shoulder.
What's the act going to be... love?
>>2630663
And look who showed up. If it isn't the lovely vampire herself.
>>2630614
(Think nothing of it)
Ah, you, I know. Glad to see you're at least pretty peppy as usual! Oh and I'm glad you did, it was quite the night if I do say so...ahaha~! Did you have any plans tonight?
>>2630655
Yes! I never get picked for these things.
>Iowa's arm that launched into the air is reeled back into her side-a triumphant victory animation if anything. She eagerly takes the magician's hand, stepping up onto stage and basking in the limelight.
Why wouldn't I be sure? I don't know much about magic, but I know it's pretty fun to watch.
>>2630685
>Her eyebrow peaked up in curiosity.
Hm...too much or too little of something I'd say....uh hello there, fellow soldier!
>>2630492
(Just letting you know I can't actually come around tonight, sorry.)
@2630698
(You)
>>2630655
Oh a magic show!? Is it too late to volunteer?
>The little kid walked towards the light blue haired girl with excitement, pulling a bit from her clothes and skipping in the place he was standing
Can I? Please please?
>>2630437
Underrated post.
kek
>>2630688
Oh, trust me, that's perfectly alright.
>She drops to her knees, giving his rod a careful "inspection" before planting a soft kiss on each side.
>>2630703
Huh? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
>It takes her a moment to regain her composure, her cheeks tinted pink in slight embarrassment.
>>2630698
There is literally nothing undesirable about a dildo hurricane.
>>2630685
>>2630602
AAAAAAGGGGGH
IT'S A FULL MOON, I HAVE TURNED INTO A SLUTTY AND CLICHE ANIME GIRL AGAIN
