HG thread
165th Express Games, day 6.
I really hope I don't have to make a winscreen for the Snek
>>2624728
Ara ara
>>2624728
>eggman-kun
>not winning
>>2624728
All on the mustache guy.
>>2624710
>Staring
>Takes out Binoculars
>Examines view
It's.... very nice...
>>2624731
I wouldn't expect anything less from you...
>>2624690
Snek?
I am not a snake!
Hey!
>>2624692
Well she is more of an idiot than me though.
That is not worth mentioning...
>>2624703
Holy shi-
>tries to carry it with 2 hands
What the hell!!
>tries to lift the stupid ultra greatsword
Hngg!!
Impossible!
I don't think anyone can carry this hunk of junk you call sword! This deals more on impact trauma rather than for slicing things up!
>>2624710
Yeah...
Sounds like a BDSM play.
Since when do you like BDSM......
>>2624731
Goddammit...
At least you're a better father. The other one is twisted.
Anyways catch ya guys later.
I need to catch some sleep.
Now be quiet so I can sleep well!
>>2624728
Oh and ...
That legless girl will win!
>>2624730
Ow, ow, ow!
>>2624728
Eggman is like a god though, he can't die
>>2624736
...are you done?
>>2624737
Her big muscles made you think that it was a man for one second and it made your little soldier ready for action...he..he...
>>2624757
Place your bets!
>>2624756
>chews carrot repeatedly
>>2624754
Sleep well then.
>>2624750
Your words are appreciated and very kind.
>>2624768
>it's an Eggman-kun wins episode
>>2624754
See, you already found a good trait with ya. Physical appearances don't mean jack... unless your a dragon... also see ya.
>>2624768
Please be me
>>2624768
10 shekels on Eggman-kun
>>2624768
>slams a large bag of gold coins on the table
10,000 gold coins on eggman!
>>2624770
Full yet!?
>>2624767
... What kind of sick scene is your mind picturing right now?
ONIIIIIIIIIICHANNNNNNNNNNNN
*cums*
>>2624768
snek wins ez
>>2624768
Snek will win.
>>2624788
*kills you*
>>2624787
It made you want to "handle" a different kind of rifle...
>>2624768
>Egg eat snake
>Yfw
>>2624794
....
>>2624788
You need help.
>>2624786
If the legless girl wins, i'm taking that.
>>2624804
Wait so who won?
>>2624800
You cans top now, you're taking this too far.
>rest of thread
>>2624786
>notices leek
p-put that down!
>>2624812
FIND OUT NEXT SLIDE
>>2624804
Goddamn sneks and their poison. My money's on Bikko.
>>2624804
Come on... come on...
>>2624804
I'll take my second place now
>>2624814
I d-don't want to know how far you wanted to take it with him/her..!
>>2624804
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR 165th WINNER
>>2624810
Either way my money is gone...
>>2624819
>shoves leek in mouth as well
>>2624832
Congratulations, Bikko. Thank you for hosting, Mokou.
>>2624829
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Eggman was an inside job
>Snek death for venom
Xcom2 a nushell
>>2624833
>takes your money
Thanks for the easy gold.
>>2624832
And thank you for the whole show
>>2624835
Last place again...
>>2624835
Ruff!
>>2624835
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2624848
>kicks
>>2624832
CONGRATS BIKKO!!!
>>2624845
I'm no good at bets.
>>2624839
You should feel ashamed of yourself...
>>2624835
Thank you for letting me die again...it was horrible as usual.
>>2624854
>kicks
>>2624835
Thank you for the game.
>>2624833
>cough cough
>spits it out and rolls to the side while still holding the hair
>keeps rolling to draw her in
>wake up
>Bikko wins
Gonna be a good day
>>2624859
Ow, fuck you
>kicks
>>2624835
Was only able to secure 11th place...
>>2624855
Maybe your luck just went south at that moment. I'm sure you'll do better next time.
>>2624871
Maybe if you showed a little skin your sponsors would send you better shit, ho.
>>2624858
Why should I? I'm not the one coming up with those horrible thoughts.
>>2624861
>is still holding the leek
Ow! let go!!
>>2624854
>The pupper flies back onto a sleeping bag.
Ruff!
>>2624868
>kicks
We're destined to do this forever anon.
>>2624754
Hmph...
>Takes massive compensation sword with one hand and rest it on shoulder
Allow me~
>Stomps ground hard and swings it with one hand, cutting a tree in half
See? Not so hard~
>>2624773
Think nothing of it, I am simply helping a fulfilling my obligation to the King of Knights...
>>2624794
>>2624802
>Unresponsive
>Single line of drool coming out of mouth
>>2624875
rename yin to useless fag
>>2624875
IIRC Sally is gone 5ever
>>2624880
B-Because you wanted to go through with it..?
Greetings from Britbong land, niggas.
>>2624867
Go back to sleep Kyoko.
>>2624855
>>2624837
Thanks for being the only ones to congratulate me.
>>2624846
Thanks for host Mokou, appreciate it.
>>2624906
>kissu
>>2624906
How's that Muslim infestation going?
>>2624903
I didn't! I've been refusing to it all along!
>>2624912
Don't go gay on me, son...
>>2624910
Of course I would, ya won silly.
>>2624901
>The pupper flies onto a pillow.
Ruff!
>>2624881
>rolls until her head is on ground level
>pulls on the leek until it gets ripped in half and shoves it in her mouth
At least the carrot tasted good, but leek is for cooking!
>puts a lot of effort into holding it steady
>>2624901
Y-you little fuck.
>Drops down to knees
>Punches you in the dick
>>2624910
People tend to ignore the homeless. But you won fair and square so of course I would congratulate you.
>>2624915
Y-You know even if it's pretty disgusting that you're a homo, that doesn't mean you should be ashamed of it.
It's nothing special these days...
>>2624913
I'm in Crawley, a 40 min drive from London so i wouldn't know. Haven't seen that many here.
>>2624920
>gets a hold and suplexes
>>2624906
>tfw I have erection when Pac arrived
What is wrong with me.
>punches poster below
>>2624919
Cute.
>>2624928
>>2624918
Lucky me I guess. Thanks again guys.
>>2624924
you're a stupid man
>>2624934
ughh...
>>2624935
You're a sick motherfucker.
>>2624929
I'm not a homo! It's your twisted imagination the one making you believe that!
>>2624939
*dodges*
*headbutts*
>>2624949
>goes for the pin
>>2624939
>>2624950
Send help
>>2624945
Hey, you want a dick punch t-
>>2624944
>THUNK
>tfw dick is only 18 centimeters
>>2624959
Noo, not my hairpin!
>>2624951
F-Fine...
>>2624963
GET RID OF THAT THUMB
>>2624971
W-What's the knife for?
>>2624969
Baka!
>takes hairpin anyways
>>2624968
That's normal
Slightly above average actually
