HG Thread
>>2620119
Like...20 an hour. We come out to scare people too.
>>2620131
Thanks kiddo.
>>2620086
So what....
You're a guy now...
>>2620144
Fine, since you're asking...
no touching.
>>2620131
>falls to ground, pass out due to lack of sleep.
>>2620142
T-Twenty dollars an hour..? Just to be under some kids bed and scare them!? Where can I apply for this job?!
>>2620128
Then why're you here instead of there?
>>2620130
Then I'd probably get the shit kicked out of me. I could probably fight at least on of them off though.
>>2620144
Grab her tits.
>>2620141
DRAGON!? WHERE!? I THOUGHT I KILLED THEM ALL
NEWGAMEWHEN
>>2620080
Similar, but I suppose I don't, what does it feel like to die? Do you remember? Also I never got your name, I'm your highness King Kaito, or ya know just Kaito.
>>2620127
Nope not a dragon.
>>2620135
Part of why we should listen to them more, I think.
>>2620137
My my...
That is serious indeed.
Do know, I am here if you need help. I will do my best to assist you.
>>2620128
I see.
>>2620130
I am not sure why we are doing this, but...
Let us see if I cannot outpose you!
>poses
>>2620159
Iunno if you are skeleton spooky material kid.
>>2620157
>gives blanket
Sheesh, you humans are so lazy. At least have a blanket...
>>2620142
No problem Baraggan. Anything to keep spooky hours up and running
>>2620157
Hibiki Onii-chan to the rescue!
>moves to couch, applies blanket
>>2620159
Good man!
Never give up! Never surrender!
>>2620166
Never know until you try!
>Poses
>>2620163
>wakes back up hearing dragon
Where!? I need to kill it!
>>2620159
Just... waiting.
>>2620166
Sorry about that.
>>2620152
Fine by me. I won't....
>>2620160
No. Not this time.
>>2620166
Perhaps you are right..Though I still stand by this as a means to raise Frisk, atleast for a few more years.
>>2620183
You're disappointing! You where thinking about it!
>>2620166
I think they just like watching me cry.
...I've been doing a lot of it. But again, thank you, Miss Toriel. Thankfully at the moment things're starting to look up.
>I've got like 13 screencaps of Elly suffering.
>>2620182
DRAGON!? WHERE!?
>>2620183
Pussy.
>>2620197
Tell me where it is! I need to kill it! This will be my thousandth dragon kill!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1vs55Z7t7bk
>>2620197
>>2620182
Give it a rest you two.
>>2620197
>>2620203
>>2620197
>>2620203
Dragon's are good for the environment.
>>2620173
All the kids at my old high school always said I had a creepy face fit for a delinquent!
>>2620179
Eh, maybe for today I will. I can always pick up being a tough guy some other day.
>>2620182
Wanna hold my hand while I wait~?
>>2620206
>we will never have a bitchy Angelica avatar
>>2620190
Yeah... I am disappointing for not trying to grab your boobs.
What kind of pervert are you...
>>2620200
Yeah. Because that is perverted!
>>2620179
>>2620166
I heard there was a manly posing contest.
>>2620188
They will not be our child forever.... But alright.
I had wondered where Frisk has been more lately... So, with you?
>>2620182
No trouble at all, child. Do take your rest as long as you like.
>>2620179
Is this a common sort of challenge?
> * Toriel poses harder and summons some fire around her.
>>2620208
Please! I need to find this dragon before I can rest!
>>2620209
There is it! AHHHHH!!!
>charges at dragon
Zeppa-Uchi!
>stabs dragon in the head.
>>2620212
No they are not!
>>2620213
I'll cut it off.
>>2620221
Thanks for understanding
>>2620213
>pinches your cheek
Adorable.
>>2620218
His name was Hoshi
>>2620203
A THOUSAND? HAH, TRY KILLING A WHOLE ARMY.
>>2620208
DRAG- Oh, its just Seath. False alarm pink haired gir-
>>2620209
HOLY GWYN A DRAGON
>>2620212
NOT THE ONES IN MY LAND
...Except Seath, he kinda helped kill them.
>>2620224
It'll just grow back if you do that.
Think of me as a loveable little starfish!
>>2620226
But I'm scary, Mr. Skeleton! I'd out-scare you any day of the week!
>>2620221
Now that's just silly talk Toriel. Young or old Frisk will still be our child. And yes Frisk has been staying with me.
>>2620230
>>2620213
That'll prove the nay-sayers wrong! Go get 'em tiger! Their lunch money is yours for the taking!
>>2620219
Says the pervert after my rack!
>>2620220
>>2620221
Byakko! Light show!
>Poses, with added lighting
>>2620224
Yes they are!
>>2620233
Seath sounds like a real nigga
>>2620242
Oi Asgore, get over here, we need a judge!
>>2620254
>Pic
>>2620224
In our world they are all dead, I saw to it. Calm yourself child.
>>2620233
Yes, yes, go chase it down Nito.
>>2620219
>implying you aren't a pervert.
We all know who it is.
>>2620253
Yes? What do you need a judge for child.
>>2620253
No I am not.
I am just proving that it is not real.
>>2620224
You are welcome! I am Toriel, caretaker and teacher. May I ask your name?
>>2620220
I did not know "manly" was also a requirement! But I suppose I will do my best to follow that as well...
>>2620242
...Well, you are right in that respect.
>she smiles
I am interested to see what the future has in store for dear Frisk...
>>2620253
> * Toriel poses, though not much harder.
Ah, my...! It appears you may beat me yet!
> * You get the feeling she may be holding back....
>>2620236
Not I! I am the best there ever was! But the best needs rest so I leave it to nito.
>>2620224
>doesnt even feel it because galaxy sized
Seiko no high ni yatta
>>2620263
>>2620192
>Probably shouldn't have used one of the aforementioned screencaps
>>2620253
I don't want to be a bully though. That'll end up with me going onto bigger and not so much better crimes.
>>2620254
It's the eyes, isn't it? I knew it. I was doomed with this weird face from the get-go.
>>2620268
So can I start my shift when he goes to sleep?
Also, don't drool on my magazines this time.
>>2620269
>asks you to kill yourself in the dragon god language
>>2620261
Me, your wifes, and this bearded guys manliness competition.
>>2620262
They're real as beans.
>>2620263
Works for me!
Special technique!
Multi-pose!
>Strikes three poses in rapid succession
>>2620279
Pussy.
>>2620274
>>2620263
Time will only tell.
>>2620284
Manliness or strength? If it is strength take it from me not to make Toriel angry.
>>2620280
>doesnt grant it because that would be a retarded thing to do
>>2620256
All the dragons are dead in your world? That's good, doesn't mean I have to go there.
>>2620263
Uh... just call me Fighter for now. I don't have a name right now.
>>2620269
It's the same power of Niara then? Fine! AHHH!
>sword glows brightly with a gold color
Hexa Spike!
>>2620279
Nah, it's just your air.
>>2620284
That has nothing to do with being a pussy! I just don't want to be looked at as a criminal!
Galaxy eyes prime photon dragon
>>2620291
>asks you to kill me instead
>>2620290
We fight with our poses!
>>2620293
My air? I don't get what you're trying to say. Am I not breathing right or something?
>>2620293
I would suggest you not. Terrible place to be truly.
>>2620300
>Japanese flavour text
Oh no
>>2620303
...Poses?
>>2620258
I am not!!
>>2620284
Fine whatever, your magic is stupid!
Does not change any thing....
>>2620256
Will do~!
>>2620253
Oh yes, as you humans would say, he is "my nigga"
...what does nigga even mean?
>>2620269
>jabs with arm
>>2620284
>>2620263
>>2620314
Poses
>>2620317
>rubs belly
>>2620312
Here we are
Sans moonrunes, but l don't know if l can call it English
>>2620305
Nah, it's like your aura. It's pretty weird.
>>2620309
Can't be that bad.
>>2620293
Only Fighter? Well.... alright. Very pleased to meet you, Fighter.
>smiles and offers her hand
I like your ears. I am assuming they are functional?
>>2620274
Soon, I am sure you will not have to cry so much. Chin up, Elly. You will get through this just fine.
>>2620284
It looks like I will have to use a royal pose, then!!
> * Toriel poses elegantly.
>>2620290
But so many possibilities exist. With how good they are at diffusing situations, perhaps they should be an ambassador in the future?
>>2620314
Poses, Asgore!
>>2620296
It's all right! I work with the government!
You can use enticement as a defense in court!
>>2620314
Like this!
>poses
>>2620317
Actually it does,
The only thing it does is change things.
>>2620319
The secret was lost to the ages.
>>2620301
>Grants wish
>planet sized dragon balls disperse at high speeds
>and also hit >>2620293 and >>2620319
>>2620334
I'll never back down!
>Strikes an edgy pose
>>2620326
>kicks you back
Back off! Pervert!
>>2620288
>That is far more amusing than it has any right to be
>>2620334
I sure hope so...
>She smiles, and takes another drink
At least I know a friend of mine is safe and sound.
>>2620332
Oh, it's that bad.
>>2620319
Tell them Nito.
>>2620349
I can do it with less edge.
HG theories so fucking crazy that they might be true.
I'll start
-Mion is Hoshi
>>2620350
>rubs belly
>>2620334
>>2620335
>>2620321
Well.. I am rather biased,but Toriel I suppose.
>>2620334
>takes her hand, shakes it.
Yeah, my ears are functional. I am a Rus- I mean Lucier after all.
>>2620336
>Clenching proc
D-Damn it!
>>2620355
I'll take your word for it.
>>2620335
That's all you do though.
I'll leave. I am sick with all of this.
The archives needs me back.
>>2620361
>punches you in the face
Who's the pervert now!!
>>2620332
Wh-what's so weird about it though? I though I was doing everything right!
>>2620335
I don't know if I can trust what you're saying. I'd rather be safe than sorry when it comes to this kind of stuff.
>>2620359
I'm Hoshi
>>2620373
Doing everything what right?
>>2620356
But that was the point.
>>2620363
Which means toriel is disqualified and I win by default.
Thanks f'am.
>winks
>>2620373
Please, I studied law for one year in high school, I'm practically an expert.
>>2620359
Cirno is Ghost
>>2620387
Humans have such strange games..
>>2620371
Ow...
>touches face
After groping me I figured I deserved a little comeback.
>>2620349
> * Toriel stops posing immediately.
Child!? Is that loaded!?
>>2620352
A friend, you say? Good to know. And where are they?
>>2620363
I do not think it's safe to be posing in the manner he did...
But thank you, Asgore.
>>2620367
A lucier... I cannot say I have ever heard of your kind, but most interesting.
>she shakes back briefly before letting go.
>>2620359
Shorty is a hateposter.
D-don't call me cute!! (｀∧´)
>>2620335
Ah...as all things do....shame. Nigga... huh....sounds like a term for a monkey or something...
>>2620336
T-THATS CHEATING!
>>2620355
THEY CHEATED
>>2620411
you
are
UGLY
>:^<
>>2620398
The human world is weird,
Don't go to japan if you plan to visit.
>>2620403
Absolutely.
>>2620412
Actually, that's "Nigger"
A subtle difference, I know.
>>2620359
There was a way we could have stayed on /b/ and avoided /hga/ altogether.
Hoshi's long-winded bitching to the mods via email ruined it, though.
>>2620403
...That, I don't know. Apparently she's been spotted here. I'm just glad she's okay.
>>2620403
Fun fact, i'm like the only surviving Lucier out there... strange right?
>>2620418
Thanks!! (＾ω＾)
>>2620412
>turns the page in his book
Most dragons are dirty cheaters Nito.
Which avafags do you want to meet irl?
>>2620429
np bb
>>2620400
Pervert....
I am leaving. Screw you.
>>2620451
>gives a hug
See ya.
>>2620451
Sweet dreams.
>>2620420
That is incredibly dangerous!! Did no one teach you not to point loaded guns at yourself?!
Please, put that away! Or at the very least, stop pointing it at yourself.
>>2620428
My, my... that must be quite the knowledge to have to live with.
>>2620425
Interesting.... They are in hiding then?
>>2620451
Sleep tight
It's finally my weekend. NGW? You guys haven't started one ever since I got here.
>>2620472
What? It's just a toy.
>points it at toriel and sprays her with water.
>>2620451
Farewell, Miss Hanamizuki.
>>2620472
Or I just haven't found them. The closest I saw was, well...a hallucination of sorts, or so I'd believe.
>>2620472
Yeah. But hey, someone has to carry the burden.
>>2620479
Grimey's here.
Oh goody.
>>2620485
This is why we don't deserve a host. Stop not deserving a host while i'm here.
>>2620420
Nigger? Then whats the point!?
>>2620437
They're worse than the few humans with seemingly infinite health i've encountered...
>>2620479
Too lazy.
>>2620491
A great mystery of our time.
>>2620480
Oh?
O..Oh! So it is..
Why does it look so much like a real one though? It is so close, one would have a hard time telling them apart...!
>>2620481
What do you mean by that? I am afraid I do not understand..
>>2620484
And it seems as though you do a fine job, young Fighter. You must travel a lot, I take it...
>>2620488
host u fag
>>2620507
I keep my real gun in my other pocket.
Anways, I'm out.
Go to bed, the lot of you.
>>2620507
My head, playing tricks with me. Making me see things that aren't there, that I know aren't there, but...that I want to be there.
>She shrugs awkwardly, offering the cup and saucer back
>>2620513
I would, but I don't deserve to.
>>2620519
Goodnight best person
>>2620507
Sure do. I gotta take on dragons, and travel the lands.
>>2620519
cya blyat
>>2620363
Russian judges all over again.
>>2620519
Night night.
>>2620519
Farewell, strange person.
>>2620534
>raids fridge while you sleep
>>2620521
Pardon me for saying, but that is a little worrying...
Ah, thank you.
>she takes it back and stores it away.
Did you enjoy your tea, Elly?
>>2620527
My, but isn't that exciting?
Dragons, you say? I have not seen one in such a long time...
>>2620519
Farewell, child. Sweet dreams.
>>2620548
And you shouldn't be seening one anytime soon. But that's besides the point. Sorry miss, but i'm going to take a dirt nap.
>>2620548
Very much so, Miss Toriel.
>She one again pick up her scythe, seeming to cling it close to her
...I'm not exactly happy about how I've been lately, either. But, ah...anyways, how've you been, Miss Toriel? It's been quite the while.
>>2620547
Haven't you had enough booze Haku?
>>2620547
Nooo... why do you hate me so. Ah, well at least I still have the stuff in the freezer...
>>2620563
I need it to sleep.
>>2620571
Oh wait it's only you, help yourself I guess.
>>2620571
>>2620559
Safe travels and nice dreams to you, young one. Goodnight.
>>2620562
Myself? Oh, I have been quite well! My students are getting only rowdier as Summer approaches, but I cannot help getting more energetic around them myself.
I have even started conducting lessons outside for them on some days.
This will be the first Summer I have seen on the surface in many many years... I am looking forward to it!
>>2620584
>wraps foot underneath arm
>hauls backwards violently
>>2620593
Off I gooo....
>>2620559
Farewell, miss.
>>2620588
>She smiles
I've always been fond of this time of year, as well. Everything gets so...active.
>>2620585
>>2620596
>Shion
A-HA!
>>2620606
Those are my boxes!
>>2620596
>drags to abandoned lumber mill
>tells life story over baked bean and bourbon
>>2620609
You caught me!
>>2620609
Again I think you're mistaking me for someone else, Shion is my last name.
>>2620610
Hello 'Chiyo-chan
>>2620617
Oh, does that mean you are related to Sonozaki Shion?
>>2620617
I'm you, and you're me!
>>2620622
That'd mean his name would have Sonozaki in it, nerd
>>2620611
>listens to the tale, through all the twist and turns of the mans life.
>>2620622
I don't think so.
>>2620623
I don't know you.
>>2620630
Sure you do! Everyone knows themself.
>>2620633
I love you but please go to bed. You need your sleep.
>>2620636
>>2620636
You're not my mom
>>2620618
Hello, Roromiya. Haven't seen you in a while.
>dead?
>>2620633
I guess I missed the memo.
>>2620359
The only person Aussa and her avatars truely speak with is Parsee, who keeps out pumping new avatars to create the illusion Aussa is speaking with someone who isn't Parsee
>>2620633
Takes a man many decades to make that claim truthfully, if he ever can at all.
>>2620630
So, that's when I found out the bitch whose brother used to run the mill was gonna burn it down for the insurance money. Woulda put a big chunk of the whole town out of a job.
>>2620641
We can drop the act, Anon found us out. See? >>2620609
Go to bed Shion.
>>2620638
I was hungry so I thought I'd find something to eat.
>yee
>>2620643
>gasp.
That fiend! We must put an end to this!
>>2620647
I honestly don't know you.
>>2620643
Deep, my dude.
>>2620653
I'll stop screwing with you, go to bed.
>>2620642
I'm not Parsee and I speak to them.
Though Parsee's obsession with Aussa is...unsettling.
>>2620653
...This was round about 25-30 years ago.
>>2620647
Shion go the fuck to sleep moo.
>>2620651
You really should stop eating sweets. Give fruit and vegetables a go.
>not even Shion wants to be Shion
Pretty sad.
>>2620642
If this is true, then that is sad.
>>2620660
We live in the same state you shit, if I need to sleep so do you.
>>2620663
F-Fuck you!
I cannot say I was particularly planning or wishing to host until added a slew of new events, but if need be, I'm willing.
>>2620642
>That's a whole new flavor of "what"
>She's far too easily swayed by games and other self-percieved "boredom" to do that, in my experience
>>2620659
>Apparently she just really likes her.
>>2620665
Go to bed, Adachi
>>2620661
But my sweet tooth.
>>2620669
I can make a deal with moo, Sleep and I will too. Even though I am use to staying up.
>>2620659
You can say that again. I bet when dude goes back to Aussa, Parsee will come back with Sakuya. Calling it.
>>2620658
Don't wanna.
>>2620659
It was ghosts the whole time. But my fridge is still empty...
>>2620669
Can we share a bed? I don't want to be alone during the night.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>2620684
>she visibly cringes
I wish someone screenshotted that
>>2620680
Taurus, do me a solid, who else are you? I'm not a le ebin oldfag.
real 4:12 hours, who up?
>>2620677
>Hell, Lambda was interacting with Akitsu Maru MONTHS before I even used anyone other than Lambda
>>2620693
>a fair amount of things. Probably too many to name off hand, I lose interest fast these days. But uh, Asgore and Seath to name a few.
>>2620702
Stop being a shit.
>>2620710
I physically can not. I am a shit, forever.
I have a suggestion.
Lets screencap more funny moments
It was funny to see hilarious game events screencapped.
And then we can all look back for them memories
>>2620710
Oh, I don't recognize Seath, but you always been a G to me. I appreciate that.
NGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGWNGW
>>2620714
You are not shit. You are a great person.
>>2620692
Found it on desustorage, gonna cap it.
>>2620716
ok deal
>>2620359
I am actually cancerous to the threads
>>2620705
>Not to mention Shinobu and Illya, who were two of the others that Lambda interacted with frequently at the start.
>To my knowledge, the only time I ever interacted with her before I used Aussa was one brief line as FC where Parsee said she wanted FC's armor.
>>2620716
>So like half the misfortunes that happen to Elly.
>>2620716
obi-wan was ilya and anakin was shion, I think
>>2620727
>
>>2620716
There's a thread on hga
I kinda regret not being here for Sakuya's edginess.
>>2620731
Holy shit that was fucking amazing
>>2620735
I know, but people aint doing it anymore
>>2620731
Obi-Wan was Hikki from what I recall, we were laughing about it afterwards even though we never planned it, or knew the other was doing it.
>>2620724
>>2620671
My offer still stands.
>>2620737
Wings exploded from her back. There was a lot of screaming and some bloodshed.
>>2620731
The first half of that shit was pretty good.
>>2620737
It would make you visibly cringe
>>2620716
>>2620716
>>2620731
>just watched fate zero
>my hate for gilgamesh only intensifies
>illya is too cute
>tfw all the people who ava'd characters from that series did an amazing job
>>2620742
That filename
>Not Filia
>>2620754
>I seemed to gain 'fame' in all the wrong ways. I can't say I really regret anything, though.
>>2620716
Have my oldest one.
Remember roll?
>>2620766
People decided to shitpost you because they enjoy simple pleasures, such as feeding rat poison to puppies.
>>2620766
It's just something I regret. And pretty much anyone else regrets.
>>2620756
goddamn that was hype as fuck
also it was sad but oddly heartwarming that some guy's filler game had more christmas spirit than holo's christmas game
>>2620716
I will never forget that morning.
>>2620716
>>2620731
>tfw you capped this
>>2620747
ok deal
>>2620748
>>2620751
>>2620754
Sounds like fun times.
>>2620716
>>2620776
I know, I love that IS-chan was in the final 2 too,m then santa just comes along and puts a stop to the terrorism
>>2620716
>>2620784
It was cringy.
>>2620761
See guys?
All these screencaps, good memories.
Don't forgot to keep making them, so we can have good memories about /trash/ as well
>>2620782
Hey someone saved it.
>>2620716
>>2620802
Still my favorite cap out of any games I've hosted
>>2620716
>
I wonder if everyone saved this.
>>2620801
Of course. I hosted one of them. Also I can't stay asleep.
>>2620773
>>2620775
>I suppose it only makes sens that I'd get more attention when using someone that wasn't so withdrawn and soft of speech
>Even then, I did get flak for Lambda's manner of speech as well.
>>2620784
https://desustorage.org/trash/thread/1930172/#1930625
>>2620716
Baron might like this one.
>>2620805
>I think it was the first cap-worthy event I had been in
>>2620716
I miss rock
This is the most recent screencap I have
Remember when Seth raped Nonon?
>>2620820
I still enjoy this one.
>>2620815
This is cringy as fuck. Hey, at least you didn't get the Sakuya on your ass.
>>2620833
But the girl in the picture isn't even Cirno
>>2620716
>>2620831
I've got that one saved too, that's one of my favorites
the moment of pic related was pretty good as well
I forgot to edit the event into it so I should probably go do that now if I can find the game
>>2620799
I've already made sure to start capping Elly suffering, so there's that.
>>2620836
What do you mean by that?
I'm screencapping this thread
>>2620844
You'll know soon enough
>>2620845
WHY
WE DID NOTHING TO YOU
>>2620845
Then I better post this accidentally suggestive photo of my wood
>>2620818
Kek.
