RWBY/RT Trash General #59 Seductive Sun Dragon Edition
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1st of May News update: http://roosterteeth.com/post/51262965
>Hot topic merch
>RWBY soundtrack confirmed for release next week
>Grimm Eclipse update soon
>and some other bullshit
Character with time stop when?
Posting first for the Meme Dream.
What's the most bullshit thing they can introduce?
>everything is happening only because of outside observers aka us
>>2618874
>All this shit happens over and over again
>Ozpin knows this, tries to change something and blows up in his face
that or Ruby is ever called 'the chosen one'
>>2618874
Another special snowflake deus ex power of Ruby
>>2618802
would ravage
>>2618828
>>2618836
Damn someone beat me too it but I was close, GG anon.
>>2618874
Every possibly is happening all at once, but everyone is trying to make the impossible happen in order to kill god.
Yang a best
>>2619067
Indeed
You guys like wordclouds?
>>2619067
I disagree, but respect your choice
have a yang
>>2618935
>>2619067
>>2619088
would fondle and suckle and love
>>2618935
>>2619067
>>2619088
>>2619193
Yang tries to play it cool but she knows she can't resist the Meme Dream.
>>2619193
I want to poke her nipple in
>>2619376
That's mot nice anon
>>2619394
jus a little poke anon
>>2619535
I guess Yang would be the kind of girl into some consensual roughness.
>>2618828
>Character with time stop when?
REMINDER!
>Ruby's semblance is not speed.
>Mercury's semblance is speed.
>Ruby's semblance is time manipulation.
>She isn't running fast, she's just accelerating time around herself.
>She just assumes her power is super speed, so she hasn't actually tried anything else
>Over the next three volume arch she'll learn to manipulate time in other directions or pause it completely.
>Her silver eyes will enhance her time powers to near Flash levels of bullshit.
>She's going to go back in time to try and fix everything bad that happened and save everyone that died or was mutilated during volume three and the next three volume arc, only to fuck it all up and make everything worse, or she'll succeed in saving some people but at the cost of others.
>She'll end up creating a bunch of time rifts, paradoxes, and loops that play into Monty's Final Fantasy VIII fanfiction.
>>2619602
Daily reminder that Monty's grand plan for RWBY is rotting with the rest of his grey matter
CSLucaris has delivered: http://cslucaris-side-b.tumblr.com/post/143726063315/oh-man-now-to-do-another-image-for-these-two-as
>>2619621
BUT NOTES!
AND SHOW BIBLE!
AND TALKING OVER DINNER WITH M&K!
Wait...
If that's the case, can't we just discard everything after volume 3 is Miles and Kerry's fan fiction and end it all on a down note?
>>2619679
Yes.
>>2619653
This isn't /co/ anymore, you don't have to shy from posting lewd.
>>2620027
I love those twins so much
>>2620027
Wish artists gave ladies pubic hair more often.
>>2620113
they are pretty nice
>>2620150
Not always.
What if Yang was chubby? Not fat, just more statuesque to match her brawler, brick house nature.
>>2620327
She'd make my dick harder.
>>2620327
I'd rub my dick on her stomach
>>2620406
I'd have to concur. I'm sure there's art of a thick Yang to find, but my folder is far too cluttered and unorganized to find anything specific.
>>2620327
huh
All im seeing is a shortstack brickhouse yang
>>2620434
something like this I guess
I want to hug Yang and kiss her breasts while she rides my dick. I want us to cum simultaneously and go to sleep cuddled up.
>>2620476
bandaids on fingers and face are me secret weakness, and theyre colorful too
nice
>>2620510
It is one of my favorites.
>>2620509
damn, thats vanilla as hell
>>2620526
I just want to be loved.
>>2620536
Don't we all
>>2620509
>cum simultaneously
I can't imagine how fucking difficult that would be
>tfw no soundtrack
>>2620573
itd be like stick shift
Well that was kinda a sad wank, just post more Yang I guess
>>2620598
I don't see it.
>>2620607
God put you on this earth to cum, get to work young man
>>2620615
I've already done it eight times today, God can give me a sabbatical.
Fellow refugees, how are we all doing this fine morning/evening/afternoon?
[spolier] First of three finals in a few hours, fuuuuuck me [/spoiler]
>>2620674
Neptune is a good character
>>2620667
Good luck anon
>>2620713
You must be very lonely.
>>2620713
He said undefendable not insane.
>>2620718
More than you could know
>>2620674
Blake doesn't deserve the hate she gets. I don't think she ran away because scared. I believe she stayed behind to protect Yang.
Bumblebee is a comfy pairing.
>>2620732
I can relate.
>>2620674
ruby isn't cute
>>2620738
The point is she still renigged on everything everyone had been telling her from the start.
There was an entire fucking arc about how Blake shouldn't put everything on herself and instead rely on those around her. By going off on her own, regardless of the reasoning, she rendered that screentime fucking meaningless.
>>2620813
That and her escape is meaningless on its own.
Adam already knows who her teammates are. If he wants to hurt Blake by killing them, her running away wouldn't stop him.
>>2620577
You just need to believe in May, anon. She said she would bring us the soundtrack soon.
>>2620878
>May will never get a sick Eurobeat theme for herself
It hurts.
>OST this week
Its going to release on 23:59 on Sunday right
>>2618836
I want to hug that meme.
>>2620896
I don't understand your webm
>>2620896
What game is that
>>2620674
you got it boss
>>2620896
DEJA VU
Reese Chloris is a woman of great worth.
When she returns, who would you like to voice her?
>>2620976
I would like that one anon who really hates Reese to voice her.
>>2620987
I've also never seen jojo
>>2621000
Rectify yourself.
>>2621007
no thanks
>>2621007
What's in it for me?
>>2621019
You get to be a speedy speed boy.
>>2621037
Multi track drifting?
>>2621055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86PUB4u2s2A
>>2621019
You'll learn to S T E P O N T H E G A S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y604wtr20Xw
>>2621069
I will bring it back to RWBY, then.
What sort of car would Cinder drive?
Given her vanity and ego, I think she would drive something sporty and expensive.
>>2621090
GTR.
>>2621049
Misfile was pretty inspired by Initial D, IIRC. Ash is more or less genderswapped Takumi.
Hello, everyone. Hows your Mornin/night/evening going?
Anyone watching anything to pass the time?
>>2621103
>Ash is more or less genderswapped Takumi.
It's funny how it's literally that
>>2621106
I'm going through the old AH heists and playing Ninja Gaiden at 6am after not having slept because I've consumed an indecent amount of caffeine
>>2621120
>Ninja Gaiden
hot damn that game flipped me sideways
all of them did, and coffee does sound really good at the moment
>tfw no 2012 Lindsay with that hair
I'd be diamonds
>>2621151
I think she's still hot but I despise technicolor hair
>>2621106
Woke up at 9am, ate breakfast, came here.
Lurking the tread while watching Initial D.
Class in 50 minutes.
I need to take a shit.
>>2621151
Oh and by the by, those are all Hot Topic exclusive.
Barb not included.
>>2621090
>>2621132
A bright red Z4. A Miata probably isn't quite flashy enough for her.
And then there's these asshole who call her out on being a tosser.
>>2621162
And then punch you for bringing lunch late
>>2621175
And proceed to ridicule Atlesians.
>>2621162
>Tonight on not Top Gear
>We do donuts on the campus of a Hunter academy to see how quickly we can piss them off
>James May says buffering a lot
>The Stig's hunter cousin drives through a horde of Grimm
>>2621162
Why is the mouse cursor pointing at the Stig's crotch?
What if Ciel was really frustrated and needed a quickie but needed to go to class in 5 minutes and came up to you
>>2621228
Turn her down. It's not right to exploit and autistic person for sex.
>>2621228
>>2621228
I'll tell her no because cheating on Neo is not good for my health.
>>2621228
>5 minutes.
You dont even need one with me.
>>2621254
I love pissed off/crazy rwby chicks
>>2621228
Ciel no, I have a waifu and it isn't you
>>2621261
Neo's not crazy though.
>>2621151
Why does Kerry always look like a fucking hobbit?
>>2621209
>James' semblance is literally the power to bore Grimm to death
what's you daily schedule /rwbyg/?
>>2621450
Wake up
Eat
Use fiction to cope with depression, societal pressure to live a certain way, low self esteem, loneliness and unemployment.
Eat.
Attempt to write.
Sleep.
>>2621450
>Wake up at eight, realize I live another day
>Shower, get ready for the day
>Breakfast, grub up and go out job hunting and apply online
>Cross fingers someone will hire me
>Usual no calls, go home, undress to my boxers, eat Linner, browse on computer
>Pass out a a random time
been repeating this for a month now
>>2621494
I'm sorry you have to be me too, anon.
>>2621331
Miles is more of an anomaly.
>From either side looks handsome
>Head on looks odd as frick
>>2621450
>wake up
>don't have time to cook so I eat out
>go to class
>go on rwbyg on slow times during class
>get out of class at noon
>don't have time to cook so I eat out
>go straight to work
>get out of work at night
>too tired to cook so I eat out
>go home see I gained weight
>cry because yang will never love a chubster
>>2621494
You do realize you're supposed to call THEM, right?
The job market is shit. You need to show them that you actually want the job by making a followup call.
>>2621611
>>cry because yang will never love a chubster
Pretty sure her standards dropped when she lost an arm.
You just skipped town on your RWBY waifu after the wedding, do you survive?
>>2621636
>Neo
I'm pretty sure I can handle this.
>>2621644
...Are you really sure about that, Anon?
>>2621628
I walk in, call back, they even send me mail telling me theyre not wanting to hiring me, fuck you trader joes
im not giving up, got to keep going
>>2621652
Well yeah, she's a quiet girl.
Wouldn't hurt a flfjh
>>2621655
[F]
>>2621636
>implying I'm gonna be another person to abandon Yang especially on of the most important daydreams of our lives
>>2621636
Why would I do that?
>>2621644
Pretty much. I mean, what's she gonna do about it?
>>2621450
Depends on the day
Here is today
>Wake up
>Work on last minute school work
>Go to school
>Shitpost for an hour between classes
>Go to welding
>Fight trafic to go to work
>Do work shit IE the jobs of 3 people
>Go home, shower
>Eat dinner
>Relax and go to sleep
[spoiler]At least tomorrow I can go shooting[/spoiler]
>>2621636
See >>2621661
>>2621636
I'm sure Raven would be just fine with it.
>>2621670
>"Huh, so that's what that feels like"
>>2621450
>wake up
>shower, eat, get ready for the day
>put on my best suit (which isn't too good
>go to school
>try not to laugh at my friends as they freak out becasue of the finals
>do the finals
>politely listen to my friends' complaints about the finals while going home
>decide to study for the next day
>browse the interwebs instead
>feel good because I didn't play vidya instead of studying
>go to sleep
>repeat until finals are done
>>2621652
All I did was not show up to the wedding. I don't see how she'll hold a grudge.
>>2621686
She stabbed her pussy out of sadness
>>2621653
Trader Joe's is racist anyways
>>2619108
>Anyway, ship FIND WEISS ANON /CO/ Jaune, hell sure art fuck.
>>2619108
> Neon is right near the middle
yes
it's working
>>2619108
>Blake is bigger than Weiss
>>2621829
off course she is.
Weiss is smol.
>>2621835
2cute
>>2621835
>Yang 5'7"
>Weiss 5'3"
I don't understand
>>2621860
yang is just more buoyant.
>>2621860
Probably a washboard joke.
Morning, garbage pail kids.
Reminder that Ciel is the true timelord, not Ruby. The Grimm are actually an alien race called the Bokrisyn, dark matter beings that feed off negative emotions. And the Doctor will defeat them. She's fantastic.
>>2621937
I remember you Ciel lover
I forgot your name though
Thank god this place don't have names
>>2622099
I'll give you a hint; a mammal with a duck bill that is the only mammal to produce both its own eggs and milk
So what good greentext has there been lately, now that we aren't restricted by /co/ ?
Bun?
Who is the Shishio Makoto of RWBY?
>>2622160
I haven't seen many, just the legacy ones.
we do COYAs, mostly.
>Mari is still best Big Grill
>Gumi is still best Smol Grill
>>2622099
It's Platypus. He's a good man.
>>2622204
aren't the CYOAs in the other thread?
>Gumi best Smol Grill
excuse me but you're wrong.
That's Izzy.
>>2622204
We don't do CYOAs. That's the other guys.
>>2622310
>>2622315
...I did not realize that.
>>2622204
>6'8"
Lord have mercy.
>>2622324
>...I did not realize that.
How can one not realize that Izzy is best girl!?
[spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]
>>2622204
I'm glad to see you enjoy the CYOA, but try to keep it in the dedicated thread.
Also
>tfw no 6'8" redhead spaghetti-spilling gf
>>2622337
I didn't know there were two separate threads.
>>2622346
There's RWBY/RT Trash General (this one)
which is basically /co/ on /trash/
(and whch should change it's number to #3, as to not confuse people, it confused me too)
and there's
RWBYgt Trash General
which is the traditional RWBY/RT Trash General, so comfyposting and fanfictionfagging of every kind.
>>2621106
>Wake up at 5
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up at 6
>Feel like shit
My dumb ass fault for being tired but it's going fine other than that
>>2622361
>>2622371
Thanks, lads.
>>2622326
Fun fact : She grew an inch.
>>2622394
An inch of what?
>>2622409
In height. She's 6'9" now
What else could I have meant, anon?
:^)
>>2622174
no
Do they ever mention if Glynda has any children?
Stay.
>>2622464
Yeah, they did.
The scene where Neo visits her really threw me for a loop.
>>2622487
Bad Twingo, bad!
>Its been 13 hours into the new week
>no OST yet
I-It's coming, right?
>>2622489
that Blake scene that came after is proof that M&K are truly the greatest writers.
>Lil J's heist is out
>>2622543
>Not even 5 minutes in, Ryan goes crazy
>>2622494
Believe in May, anon. She won't let us down.
>>2622543
New Heist? Awesome!
I'm grabbing snacks for this!
This general is dead
It needs a boast of H I G H E N E R G Y
>>2622748
High Energy ice cream coming up!
>>2622788
>>2622807
>>2622810
>thought I had all MAGA Rubes
>don't have MAGA Yang
Fuck.
>>2622810
>>2622827
Got you covered senpai
>>2622832
Many thanks, my friend.
>>2622783
>>2622807
>>2622810
>>2622832
Combine! Team MAGA!
Make America Great Again
>>2622842
>And Blake would simply not enjoy his xenophobia.
Hey, Trump has a lot of Faunus friends.
They just have to go back.
and when it comes to Faunus, it's absolutely true.
>>2622891
No.
>>2622891
No you.
>>2622842
Ruby likes the strong
The weak should fear the strong
>>2622891
No u
Anybody checked out the hot topic merch yet?
Looks like just a bunch of T-shirts
>>2622927
>Bernout_Ursas_triggered_by_high_energy_huntress
>>2622929
The Beacon shirt is the only one I could wear in public, or at least outside of a con or event.
Who next, RWBYg?
>>2622929
>People had to model and pose for this stuff
>>2622976
Choking out Yang. With a belt if possible. Please anon, my dick is ravenous.
>>2622976
You if you don't stop posting that picture
>>2621160
>barb not included
Dropped.
So I'm a filthy outsider, what's the deal with the whole "Trump is literally Hitler" thing thay I keep hearing from some americans?
I've only looked at his policies, so I'm not sure what the buzz is about,. Especially with all the videos of people asking Trump protesters why they're protesting him, only to have no answer.
>>2623004
On it.
>>2623022
They can't refute his arguments so they just use buzzwords to smear him
>>2621255
Here people thought Ruby was fast
>>2622990
I don't have many RWBY MAGAs on mobile. Sorry.
>>2623022
Their minds
>Trump wants to get rid and holocaust all Muslims
>Hitler wants to get rid and holocaust all Jews
Reality
>Trump offends them
>Hitler is a unit of measurement on how bad someone is
>>2623027
You are a saint. Feelings of gratitude intensify.
>>2623022
He's said some pretty off the wall stuff. "Build a wall on the border and make Mexico pay for it", "even if torture doesn't work we should do it anyway", "ban all Muslims from coming into the country". That's just the things off the top of my head. Maybe it's all bluster, but it's still disconcerting that he's saying it at all.
I know this'll probably just prolong the /pol/ shitposts, but if you genuinely don't know then somebody should probably tell you.
>>2623022
Many people in America no longer feel proud of the nation, and as such believe anyone who is still proud, is either a lunatic or a liar. Mr. Trump proposes a reasonable restriction or measure that puts Americans first, and his opponents go ape shit.
That and calling someone Hitler is supposed to be the ultimate stump. You see how far that's gotten.
>>2623061
Ban all Muslims is fine.
>>2622891
I'll say one thing for Autismo, he would occasionally curb the /pol/posting, when he wasn't obsessively patrolling for greentexts.
>>2623094
What, and border security isn't? Ask Guatemala about walls.
>>2623094
This.
Given the political climate, the increase in attacks, and Islam's general directive saying that all infidels have mo rights and can be raped/killed.
>inb4 religion of peace
>>2623129
>>2623115
>>2623094
>ban Muslims
>Muslims attack you for banning them
>don't ban Muslims
>get attacked for being western and not Muslim
There is no pleasing them
>>2623155
>ban muslims
>prove the point by attacking americans
Seems fine to me.
>>2623155
That's the real bigotry right there from Ms. Clinton.
>Every Muslim is on the fence! They may attack as any time, unprovoked even!
Shameful.
>>2623155
There's no pleasing everyone.
Most of Trump's target demographic would be pleased as punch if he said he'd set up anti muslim death squads.
>>2623155
>criticism of an ideology is justification for terrorism.
Seems like keeping them out is the right idea.
Go for it, americans.
>>2623192
I wouldn't, and I feel the rest of his young and/or Hispanic voting base would be apprehensive at the least. Bubba and Cletus though? They're already signing up and cleaning their AR.
if i saw somebody dressed as reese i would throw an egg at them
>>2623217
The worrying part is I think you're downplaying how many Bubbas and Cletus's there are in America.
>>2623233
Oh I know, I go to all three shooting ranges close to my home. Good guys to have on your side, not the kind you want to be chomping at the bit to execute you.
Any sort of mass execution, or even camp system for Muslims would only make Mr. Trump out as the dictator everyone claims he is. He would go down in history for all the wrong reasons.
>>2623276
But this is, at least in part, how Hitler got voted into power. Give an external target for everyone to blame and they'll rally against them. The only thing is german jews didn't actually do anything. But radical muslims have done some crazy fucked up shit and are an actual antagonistic force.
>>2623314
>German Jews did nothing
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918–19
Check the names of the leaders of the Communists
Hitler also did not like Banking cause of the Jews
do you think your waifu would like your opinions on political things
>>2623375
>Learned something
They still weren't cutting people's heads off and televising it in the name of a religion.
>>2623393
>Ruby
She'd probably be like me. Trying to weigh in without really knowing anything because she wants to fit in.
>>2623393
>Trying to weigh in without really knowing anything because she wants to fit in.
>She'd probably be like me.
NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[woah hoaaahhhh]
>>2618828
Character that can fix beacon when?
New RTAA
http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-animated-adventures-2016-the-instacart-recovery
>>2623476
[WOAAAAH HOOAAAH OOOOOOOOOOOUUUOOO]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7-TBGJ0yo30
>>2623515
Glynda
>>2623526
what do you think she's listening to
>>2623526
Hot.
>>2623526
>*It was an illusion*
>>2623541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OUP_Z3iZPs
>>2623530
do you have the .m3u8 url?
>>2623551
there was a period of my life where i listened to this for hours everyday constantly
>>2623541
https://m.soundcloud.com/jaadmusic/sinister-the-portrait-of-mr
>>2623551
>"What's that York? There's a 16 year old running around with a huge scythe that doubles-up as a rifle?"
What if Winter was your wife
>>2623725
An infinite sadness. I bet Winter can't cook.
>>2623725
I wouldn't be home very often.
>>2623725
I would totally have a happy life being a stay at home husband.
>>2623725
Why would I marry Winter?
Have I been blackmailed?
I know I haven't married her because she's my waifu because she isn't my waifu.
>>2623746
>>2623725
Depends, do I still get to keep this?
>>2623027
>The transparent I made is being used for evil
But I should have seen this coming
>>2623742
Fuck off with your impractical swords.
