Hello, my name is Shima.
I'm going to be announcing 10 facts about consoles.
>>2512280
tits or gtfo
>>2512280
I wanna fuck that cat
1. Consoles are necessary for the industry to exist at all
>>2512280
3. I am a huge faggit, please rape my face
6. Check 'em
>>2512285
5. check it
>>2512285
But I like my face!
My face is not for raping!
A cat is ____ ___.
2. Consoles are gay
>>2512283
Why are her hands so big?
I bet she gives excellent handjobs
>>2512289
cunt
>>2512286
7.7
>>2512280
check my 6
>>2512289
for fugging
>>2512291
>>2512284
stop putting your dick into the hole when you see one
>>2512283
I want the rest of my damn facts
shima is a cat with benefits
Dammit, I actually wanted facts...
>>2512280
I wanna fuck that cat
>>2512280
>>2512280
Why is that face sopunchable?
3. Some console Video games that promote excercise, like Let's Dance and DDR, can burn up to 1000 calories in a 30 minute period of time
Nine
>>2512280
>series named after a meme
Trash.
>>2512280
>>2512280
I have a boner for the cat
>being attracted to a saturated e-celeb avatar
Welp, we're in 4chan Hell now
>>2512330
Mods don't have shit taste in waifus.
WHERE PORNE
Let things continue.
I want to see how bad this can get.
>>2512429
It begins
gimme my facts goddamn you
Best thread
>>2512582
>in trash for /sug/ for info RE:hiatus
>see thread about console stuff
>click the click bait
>disappointed again
>>2512280
You remind me of /co/'s #1 obscure waifu Sarah N. Dippity.
>>2513186
>he actually thought we would talk about videogames
>>2512289
Dank ol' memes.
>>2512280
The things people will draw of that cat.
>>2512305
Her design is a knockoff of cat Starfire's.
>>2512280
Hello, my name is anonymous.
I'm going to be impregnating Shima.
>"and now its my turn pussy fart."
>"just like this fish here behind me, i too want to pucker your lips."
>"you can take that how you like, but what i meant was engaging in sexual intercourse through vigorous thrusting of my pelvis."
>"does that make your nipples hard? mine have been diamonds since i smelled fish"
>didn't even deliver all 10 console facts
God damn it Shima, you had one job! ONE JOB!
You know what? How about you ask me some console related questions, and I'll try and find the answers for you.
>>2523766
Okay. What would it take for you to hold a vibrating Wii mote to your clit?
The guys who animate the cat could be making serious money if they animated porn of her with paetron. Furries pay obscene amounts for absolute shit, could legit make 10k a month for one short animation a month
>>2524159
Well, that's a rather personal question...but the answer is, not much at all.
You'd have to find a game that would keep it regularly vibrating, though. Otherwise it'd be easier to get a proper toy.
Canon hyper ass? Yes pls
>>2512540
Hot damn that's great
>>2523766
Do you like in from the back end or the disk port? My plug is BIG, don't worry.
>>2524159
How much would it take for a JOI in that lovely voice of yours
Why is Shima such a fucking slut
>>2512830
why would they do something like this
>>2525269
Cuddly and nice does not a fucking slut make
>>2525337
Right, it makes for wife [spoiler]which is slang for personal slut[/spoiler]
>>2525285
for you
>tfw clickbait didn't deliver
>>2512811
Fixed
>>2523766
What will the Nintendo NX be like?
I wonder how the VA feels about her little OC being more attractive and loved than she'll ever be.
>of all the things this thread could remind you of, it's that using vibrating controllers to massage your balls feels pretty good
Back in the day, it was all about that Enter the Matrix hacking minigame, but nowadays any decent Xbox 360 controller setup program comes with a custom vibration test.
>>2533194
She says shes okay with it and just ask that no one post porn on anything relating their channel because of "the kids". She's got a channel on youtube, you should check her out
>>2533194
feels good
It's a version of you that people will always love
Can a human impregnate a humanoid cat
>>2533454
depends if Shima would be a mutated human/alternate race like black people/asian people, or if she was a walking talking cat, you either had the risk of spawning a freaky human/cat hybrid or no risk at all, meaning you could fill her up with semen on a daily basis
>>2533454
We can keep trying either way
>>2533279
>because of "the kids"
>has an episode where Shima has a fat ass
>>2541980
Which episode is this anyway? I don't remember this bit
>>2543828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSs9LcFSlWk
>>2541980
Fat asses aren't inherently sexual. Childrens' cartoons have gotten away with worse things than that.
>>2523766
How does Charlie's dick feel?
>>2512280
tell me 10 facts about your juicy puffy cat butthole instead
>>2546107
DELETE
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>>2546126
lolno
>>2546107
oh god what
i can't even
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVDYpX0ykew
>>2546107
>>2545721
>her ass and thighs are making a sloshing noise
>>2546107
Is that an irl chimera from FMA?
>>2512291
>>2546107
MODS
more can pink
>>2553895
Agreed. We need more pink
Post pink puss
>>2519732
Ha got a great and bountiful kek outta me sir! nailed his character perfectly
>>2519562
Who's the orange one?
>>2556064
I want to punch this faggot artist for half-assing that dialogue so muc
>>2556169
I hate it because she's fucking Dolan, but yeah, that too.
bump for more porn
http://pastebin.com/TAcRt7x7
You might get a laugh. You might get a boner. You might get a laughing boner buoy EVEN might learn something.
>>2554138
>>2519732
>>2546079
>>2570363
>when the Cr1tikal is just right.
rename it to "when the titties are just right" then you're in business!
>>2558910
please write more, you're amazing
>>2570451
You mean the ''titty nipples'', plus the addition of ''Oh yeah,'' at the begining
>>2558910
Sweet baby jesus that was amazing.
Ever written anything else?
>>2558910
>are you ready for another video
make a sequel you fuck goddamn
>>2570877
Needs more fat cat butt.
>>2581217
>>2581225
>>2581231
>>2581369
>>2546107
nobody cares about your facts lets fuck already
>>2581369
>>2581378
>1628 lbs.
>sweatsuit stretches indefinitely
>still standing
Ruined it.
>>2546107
I've been on /tg/ long enough that I want to perform the Harkness test, then have consensual relations in whatever position she desires.
Oh fuck guys, my boner is all over the place in this video. https://youtu.be/tEPi_ifgfKA
>>2583556
>>2583569
This was on fucking purpose.
>>2583579
>>2583586
>>2583593
I need a webm with sound of this part.
>>2583603
>>2583613
>>2583626
I wanna fuck the dragon.
>>2585512
>he knows about our deepest pervertions
that artist from danger dolan
he's one of us
show yourself and be showered in glory
>>2588151
here's the artist tumblr
vimhomeless.tumblr.com
owl girl > shima luan
seriously, she's drawn so half-assedly in so many episodes but the owl is gold every time
>>2512305
How did you use spoiler tags? I thought they didn't work on /trash/
>>2589779
>How did you use spoiler tags? I thought they didn't work on /trash/
not him, but, they don't. This thread was moved here from /v/
>>2589877
Ah, interesting. Thanks for the info.
>>2589343
just went through his whole archive
damn there's good stuff there
>>2570363
Wtf is the relation between critikal and shima. Did I miss a video or something? Cause as far as the two years I've watched him I don't think I've seen a vid of him and shima.
>>2591186
>he doesn't know about the critikal episode
>>2592588
Implying I watch shima videos.
>>2570363
i like it, but theres a few touch ups that have been bothering me...
fixed a few
>>2591186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ563wk-kN0
>>2583603
Was legit turned on by this
>>2595216
>that stream where Cr1tikal hanged out with members of the Vine-sauce crew
that was some good shit.
>>2585512
I really like Vim, but this is like one of two poses he ever draws. It's all the same butt close ups.
>>2601659
Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFzhBiN0Jik
>>2602934
where's shima? it's been 3 or 4 videos since
Holy shit. I'm in a very with Shima's voice
>>2583603
Who's gonna draw the rape?! I DEMAND THERE BE RAPE!
I'm not gonna be happy until I see her peeing.
>>2612440
>>2612440
I support you in your life choices.
>it's a "dolan and friends try to be funny again" episode
>>2617095
>it's a ''Shima is not present'' episode
>>2617095
>it's a ''not animated by ReturnofGoo'' episode
>>2526305
I like this thread, let's have more of it.
>>2619099
I'm feeling too fucking pissed off, drained, irritated, depressed, sad, lonely, frustated and plain unpleasant to say no to that.
I'm going to fucking sleep
>>2619295
i love you anon, remember that.
>>2619295
Good night Shima.
You're voice is hot
>>2590735
We need more Aeris
don't die
>>2626517
do not worry newfag, it will come back... stronger, like a majestic phoenix it will rise from its ashes
>>2555865
Cat Starfire
>>2627986
delicious calliefication
golly gee, this is pretty much every pic there is about shima luan's large ass.
O boy wouldn't be great if some new shit would come out? (especially top notch quality) that would be just hunky dory.
>>2638832
well then you better get to commissioning it
>>2638901
O don't mind me I'm already working on something special (soon™)... take it like a little wake up call for you fags
love anon<3
>>2546107
>>2570877
You lost me
>>2639257
i'd fuck it...
>>2639145
Anyone know if there's more of this guy?
>>2642145
do you mean me or the dude in the picture...?
>>2645784
...Both?
>>2646419
1.I don't know who the fuck the dude is, but he looks like a nice guy.
2.I will not tell my personal name for obvious reason, but you can call me timelt anon.
artwork or bust
>>2656565
oh murr :3