/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Murdercock on-tour Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
https://mega.nz/#!QUkChbyA!OCgQC7VEkN6wMmP2lrme-yQHTc1spWxxBWCb_tHI0mg
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ddNEUvq_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqniSO8kxFo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teWw7UQ-0F4
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion loves to fit in a box [NEW]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca0PTZYQerc
New game:
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
That's a weird OP pic.
>2 posts
>85 IPs
What kind of autistic shit goes on in these threads? Literally see 400,000 per day.
I want to be Lapis' prisoner!
>>250188
>14 posts
>88 IPs
What kind of autistic shit goes on in these threads? Literally see 6000000 per day.
Hey, shall we play the dubs game again?
>>250153
Nobody can resist Greg.
>>250216
No, that was fun, but one was enough.
>>250216
No, no. We've had enough fun for now.
>Holo-Connie
This is bullshit
Anyone got more of these two?
>>250153
>father dying of cancer
>mother is abusive as hell
>barely eating
>father disowned me because of something trivial
>been suicidal since 15
>gripping bottle of pills trying to give myself reasons not to down the whole thing
One of the only reasons I watch TV at all is to see someone with even a glimmer of hope. Anyone else feel the same way about SU?
Quick /sug/, post SU images you still have saved, yet have literally no reason whatsoever to post any more
>>250290
I fucking forgot how the credits and CN spoiled the whole of Jail Break.
>>250153
>Greg edition
>>250290
>>250290
>>250316
>caring about the edition when no one even follows it
>>250316
>implying YD wouldn't hit that.
>>250290
>>250311
CN also released a clip of the fight scene, revealing Jasper as well as Garnet's fusion spoiler line "This is who we are, this is who I am"
>>250340
I wonder why they did that.
Also, Rebecca and Estelle being best buds is pretty dang cool.
>>250290
Remember when she was a threat?
>>250336
>hitting on a fat bald loser living in his van that owns a car wash
Yeah anon okay
>>250216
we are fine for now, maybe tomorrow.
>>250288
i can't say i feel the same way, you had it much harder than me desu.
but i am kind of a failure at university because i fucked up my first 2 years (even though i paid my own debt), still i feel like shit because everyone is putting so much hope and shit over my shoulders, i'm 23 and i feel like crap.
Last year my then gf faked pregnancy with the stress that caused it forced me to quit college for a few months to get a "real" job and other shit.
Bitch was like ohhh i'm sorry :( will you forgive me i just did it because i love you so much, in my mind i was already thinking that i was going to become a dad so for me it was like actually losing a son. It fucked me up pretty badly.
but yeah. SU is definitely something i see to chill and to scape my own shitty reality with no friends and academic failure.
sorry about the rant i know no one cares.
>>250371
Technically, she's still loyal to the Homeworld and is only working with the Crystal Gems to save her own skin. Betrayal is a possibility even if we all know it's not going to happen.
help
>>250380
I care, anon.
>>250371
no
I remember when she got scared by a cartoon waffle though
>>250379
Didn't you know anon?Rebecca confirmed that Greg is endgame for all homeworld gems in her twitter.Even the 100 Pearls!!!
>>250290
Remember that time Greg got killed off? Good times.
>>250418
Steven is endgame for every single Pearl. All of them.
>>250418
Sure anon i totally believe you
>>250444
>>250379
>Implying you can resist the murdercock
If you have a single gem-cell on your body, there's no hope for you
>>250288
I feel the same way, anon.
Not only SU, but it still counts.
Steven Universe is such a happy cartoon it makes me feel even shitter.
We only have ourselves and nothing else.
Hey, /sug/
Do you think we're like Scotland
Like we don't want a board of our own and that we just want to stay in out own little threads?
>>250379
I would post the comics where Greg fucks YD instead of Rose if I could find it.
>>250379
>>250445
>every quartz
pearl's aren't nearly giant enough to satisfy steven's needs
Will Steven ever become more than Rose ever was?
>>250456
What ever you say
>>250483
Probably. He'll go above and beyond whatever destiny awaits him.
>>250466
And that some still really want to break off of our mother board even though that's pretty dumb because we wouldn't be as self-sufficient on our own? Yeah.
Daily reminder that the CG are space cunts
>>250466
>Ireland is /mlp/
I think you might be onto something there, anon
>>250521
>>250521
Gems as whole seem to be a race of cunts. Strip mining populated worlds without even relocating the natives to somewhere else, I mean come the fuck on.
>>250550
>caring about other species when yours is on the line
Not even humans do that. We'll drill for oil no matter what lives there.
>>250637
But is the Gem species really on the line?
Or do they just reproduce themselves as much as they can, like a virus, just for the hell of it?
>>250334
>>250448
>>250445
>>250336
>>250550
Tips,Checked.
>>250668
Well seeing as the injectors have the same shape as a kind of virus I think the comparison was intentional.
>>250480
Fusion.
>>250683
>>250683
>>250706
Steven will wield a shield that can create the heavens.
>>250637
There's no indication that Homeworld is suffering any kind of population crisis. The kindergarten on Earth was producing Quartz warriors. The weren't trying to save their species, they were raising armies so that they could go out and conquer more worlds.
>>250683
I don't think you know how dubs work.
>>250725
Do dubs, trips etc. only count if they're the last digits?
>>250706
made me think of
>pic related
>>250706
fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger
>>250749
>>250757
>Lapis listen, [spoiler] fuse with me[/spoiler]
>>250746
hehehehe
>>250780
It wasn't a fair fight nigger
>>250821
Well maybe your buff Garfield waifu should have thought about that before picking a fight.
Why didn't you fucks tell me there was a thread up on /co/? Bye bye.
>>250706
I can only imagine the Garnet/Steven fusion wearing pic related glasses.
>>250891
The Steven/Amethyst/Garnet/Pearl fusion will wear the star-shades.
>>250905
On both faces?
>>250891
Simpsons already did it before anyway
>>250857
>Made one day ago
>Not even 300 posts
Just let it die
>>250959
It's the first SU thread up on /co/ that doesn't start with blatant shitposting since the hiatus so I'm not going to miss it.
>>250483
He's Rose's Gohan, so probably. If a gem/human hybrid is anything like a saiyan/human hybrid, he will have a stupid amount of potential. Hopefully he won't become a nerd when he gets older.
>>250757
>fusion is just a neat tactic to make sexy gems sexier
Pop figures are finished
http://www.cartoonnetworkshop.com/category/cnshop_brands/steven+universe+st_cnshop.do?pgc=141755.147330&catfilter=Toys&pp=96&sortby=bestSellersAscend&cx=0
>>250992
>Malachite
>Sexier than Lapis or Jasper
>>251076
>That Pearl
JESUS CHRIST
>>251080
She is actually pretty attractive in a weird way. Its the hair and eyes.
>>251080
I dunno man, that toned midriff is really nice.
>>251076
>Pearl
>Intellectual gem
yeah, sure
>>250987
How do you think Pearl will raise older Steven?
Let's assume that, at some point in the show, it'll be like after the Frieza saga; every apparent threat will be neatly wrapped up, and peace reigns on Earth.
After the Cluster and Yellow Diamond are defeated, and Steven finds a way to heal all the corrupted Gems, will Pearl continue to train Steven in case some new threat appears?
If so, will she continue to baby him and overreact over the slightest danger, or, now that Steven is older, do you think she'll train him more seriously?
Or do you think she'd go full Chi Chi and keep him away from anything remotely dangerous, and push him towards living a comfortable, normal life?
>>251102
but gems plainly don't
they just need to not fall off cliffs
>>251076
Pearl looks goddamn horrifying.
[spoiler]I'm probably gonna get the Garnet one.[/spoiler]
>>251089
What's wrong with it?
>>251123
Why wouldn't they?
>>251132
I thought that too until I checked the link and had the biggest kek of the day
>>251076
The only good one is Amethyst
>>251076
>no homeworld gems
I ain't buyin
>>251144
because they're immortal?
>>251157
nah that Amethyst looks like it's got a square head and flat face
best one is Steven, shortly followed by Garnet, then Amethyst and miles away in derpville is Pearl
>>251122
Shit, I meant Cell saga.
That comfy period between Cell's death and Buu's revival, when Gohan was the strongest warrior on Earth but was coddled by his mom into being a nerd.
>>245665
Holy shit that song brings memories.
Also, updated the paste to include the new short and game:
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
>>251132
Everything. She doesn't look right in the style of those Pop figures
>>251157
I don't know, the Steven isn't too bad. At least his features don't look like they're made out of silly putty like Pearl's.
Garnet's not too bad either, just a little under-detailed.
>>251102
>The idea that there is a stopping point when it comes to advancing a species is retarded.
Where in my post did I say that?
>>251174
No, they're ageless. Huge difference there. They can, and will die. Because of that, they need to breed.
>>251076
Suddenly I'm glad they didn't make any Homeworld gems.
>>251187
>Steven, is everything alright?
>>250550
>I mean come the fuck on.
But it wasn't 2015 when they came to earth thousands of years ago.
>>251202
well then they don't really need to breed, they just need to be more careful. apparently they thought draining planets was easier than looking both ways before crossing the street.
>>251202
They're immortal but not undying. We haven't yet heard of a gem dying of old age and the CGs save Amy have existed before human culture.
>>251210
I need an adult
>>251200
It was heavily implied when you (or the other guy said)
>There's no indication that Homeworld is suffering any kind of population crisis.
As if that is a reason to stop.
No, it isn't a reason to stop breeding. They need to continue in order to ensure survival no matter what.
>>250857
But we did >>246591
>>251122
When he gets older, he'll be powerful enough to do whatever he damn well pleases. Pearl will probably support him in any case. If she doesn't, Garnet will definitely still train him, seeing as how she's the one who respects him the most.
Besides, this shouldn't even be a question. Fighting is like lifting- only fags stop once they start.
>>250371
Somewhat relevant
>>251238
Maybe they fighting corruption as epidemic or a more advance race(s) that they pissed off with the drilling.
>>251231
Not really. If you could just magically stop accidents from happening you would. But even if you could, you wouldn't be able to stop things like murders. Let's say that a malfunction happens on a ship, and the thing blows up. Or an asteroid hits, and a whole region gets turned to ashes. Those things, no matter how small, take away from the population. Breeding would have to happen eventually to build those numbers. And even if Earth was used to make warriors, those warriors could have been used to conquer other planets that may or may not be safe. You act as if telling people not to do drugs will make everyone everywhere not to drugs forever, and that's simply not true. The same can be held for gems.
>>251232
>They're immortal but not undying.
immortal
[ih-mawr-tl]
adjective
1.
not mortal; not liable or subject to death; undying:
You mean they aren't indestructible.
>>251235
I am an adult.
>>251282
Well, when you're trying to turn a character that was supposed to be like Space Hitler into a goody-two shoes pansy, you'll have to make them seem less threatening.
>>251076
Steven and Amy are okay though
>>251282
>800 KB
With the helicopterhand scene she reminded me of Jack Spicer from Xiaolin Showdown
>>251350
>>800 KB
There, happy?
>>251238
If they aren't in any immediate danger of population decline, then logically they can to plant their kindergartens on a world that ins't populated by sentient creatures. Or at the very least, take the time to move the natives somewhere else so that they don't all die.
This isn't a matter of Homeworld killing off other civilizations because they have no other choice, it's a matter of them simply not giving a shit. Which pretty much makes them cunts as I said.
>>251359
more like shit = shit
>>251359
Nah man, png was fine.
I actually have no idea how I managed to quote this shit.
Pure accident I swear.
![LwpaT[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/F3Xth3D.png "LwpaT[1].png")
>>251359
Not enough.
>>251325
>>251076
WHAT DID THEY DO TO BEST GEM
>>251427
It's been so long since I requested that.Good times.
>>251363
... But there is an immediate danger of population decline. You have to prepare for the worst no matter what, and I'm pretty sure that they take no issue with killing off a bunch of barbarians to make sure they don't have to worry about any future wars or accidents. The idea is to make sure you don't get into a point of decline, not when they get into a decline.
>>251482
>I could lose my house in a fire any day now
>better rob my neighbors so I have something to fall back on
when the fuck is the show coming back
I don't even like these threads
>>251525
>I could lose my house in a fire any day now
>better get house insurance
See? Two can play at this game.
>>251540
>House insurance
>For in case a house catches my fire
>>251540
that's not what they're doing though, because in that analogy some second party isn't getting screwed over
hence, they're cunts
>>251539
why don't you fuck off then????
>>251482
If this the case was rose and CG wrong for the war?
>>251325
she looks like a fucking ice cream
>>251570
Cunts or not, you gotta do what you gotta do.
It's about us, not them. It's about how we can eat, and not how they can eat. Humans do the exact same thing.
>>251595
In my opinion yes. She betrayed her whole species for a bunch of barbarians.
>>251076
>>251427
If I took out his gem, would he die?
>>251601
>not posting lion lickers
>>251628
It would be extremely painful
>>251076
>Not nendoroids
![Steven.Universe.S01E01.Gem.Glow.-.Laser.Light.Cannon.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264.mkv_snapshot_01.05_[2015.11.21_23.40.01].png](https://i.imgur.com/0tiuadv.jpg "Steven.Universe.S01E01.Gem.Glow.-.Laser.Light.Cannon.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264.mkv_snapshot_01.05_[2015.11.21_23.40.01].png")
>>251631
You're right, I'm sorry
>>251102
>gems
>species
They're robots
>>251638
He's a big gem.
For the lazy and cowardly.
>>250311
>>250290
How did the credits for Jail Break get released? Did everyone just assume that Ruby and Sapphire were Garnet's parts? I can't believe they pulled that shit.
>>251688
>>251688
Amy and Garnet looks best.
Stevens teeth irk me.
Pearl is all kinds of messed up.
>>251688
>wake up
>the first thing you see are these things staring at you
>>251606
>gotta do what you gotta do
No, you don't. Not when there are other, not cunt options available. And while humans can indeed be callous, bloodthirsty cunts, we're also just as capable of being compassionate, diplomatic, reasonable not-cunts. Which leads me to rescind my previous claim that gems as a whole are cunts. Clearly they aren't considering that Rose and plenty of others rebelled to protect a race of beings that had no hope of protecting themselves. Gems as a whole may not be cunts, but the Diamond Authority most certainly are.
>>251122
I think she'll become more like a teen's mom when Steven becomes a teen.
>>251688
>no gem weapons
>no ukulele
>mouths
>amethyst's mirrored box art
>garnet not being bigger
>steven not being smaller
So, this is autism?
>>251758
Only cared for the human race, rest of the CG's cared for earth their hedonistic life styles(fusion) or servant mentality to rose.
>>251842
I'm sure there were other crystal gems who cared about earth
of course, they're all dead or mutants now
>>251842
*only rose cared for the humans
Fucking tablet.
>>251397
k, no worries m8.
>>251631
>Not posting Pearl lickers
>>251076
>Amethyst
>Strong and Powerful
>Garnet
>Fun and Carefree
Is she gone, /sug/?
>>251688
God damn, Pearl looks so ugly
Buying it anyway
>>252051
Yes.
>>252032
Garnet's says "Amethyst the fun and carefree gem" and Amethyst's says "Garnet the strong and powerful gem".
They can't even get the gem's names right..
>>252065
looks just like her to be honest, maybe Pearl is just ugly?
>>252065
>Garnet copping a feel.png
>>252065
You would be better of buying an actual pearl.
>>252088
How soft are Amethyst's cheeks?
>>252115
>actual pearl
>>252125
Which ones?
>>252155
The ones on her face
>>251842
>be Rose
>try shared barracks between unused and fused gems hoping to promote unity
>fight breaks between Earth supporters and Fusion separatists
>Fusions technically started the fight, but Earthers were being agitators
>can't appease both sides
What do?
>>252176
>Spend nine months slowly killing myself.
>Not tell my most trusted adviser the password to our defense systems.
>Make shitty VHS home movies
>>252176
Convince them that fighting Homeworld is top priority and that every single gem is needed in this fight or else we all die.
They can duke it out after war.
>>252219
>Take a pic of gem
>erase gem
>enjoy humanised
>adjust colors a bit.
Just do it yourself.
Oh, and post them here.
>>252219
Other than the sitcom versions?
>>252219
>>252288
>Pearl dislikes olives
Its the little things in art that make it good.
Why is peridot so perfect
>>252307
>so you don't end up with a "realistic" rendition Pearl's beak-nose
But Anon! Her nose are one of her best attributes!
Removing it would mean removing one of the things I love her for!
>>252361
that beak in real life would look bizarre as fuck though, but I don't think any pics exist for that
I'd imagine a 'realistic' human Pearl would have a jew-nose
>>252391
Heh.
Now I want 'le happy merchant' Pearl pic.
>>252391
>>252361
>>252307
>>252407
>>252453
holy shit that freakish nose
this is what I was talking about
>>252308
I don't know, you tell me
>>247122
The THING is here to be DONE
and it'll be DONE
>>247135
>>252479
Eh, its not that bad.
Between it and those huge eyes, thing that creeps me out the most is this pearl embedded about 3cm inside her forehead.
>>252528
NOBODY WANT YOU TO SUCK UP THE IMAGE LIMIT
FUCK OFF
>>248174
>>252546
are you kidding? I could land a plane on that nose (the way it's shaded makes it looks really wide, too), and the simson-y golfball eyes aren't the realistic Pearl I asked for
Pretty sure Pearl's...pearl...is embedded into her head like that anyway
>>248274
oh, this is heavy
>>252528
Get out.
>>252643
>They didn't poof again
>Steben is a adult and hasn't done none of them yet
Fuck this
>>252565
The way I see it, it protrudes from her forehead halfway.
When she got poofed, you could see a line going around her gem.
Thats where it meets the 'skin' I imagine.
I might remember wrong, correct me if so.
>>252588
Fuck yes <3
Moar
>>252700
>>Steben is a adult and hasn't done none of them yet
>implying Steven hasn't been cheating on Connie with the Gems without her knowing
>>252719
>Implying Connie doesn't make him fuck them while she watches.
>>252701
I was going to say she could move the gem anyway, but now I'm wondering if gems are even able to move their actual gems - it's odd that each gem has a specific spot their gem is located that is unchanged even after poofing, are there any theories on why this could be the case?
>>249352
Sorry if i'm taking my time, it's raining and people keep coming in to ask dumb questions
>>252788
All I know is that It might have something to do with chakras on human body and that gemstones are sometimes allocated to certain chakras.
>>249469
>>252719
>>252771
>>252793
>connie catches steven cheating
>asks to join in
>get's denied
>watches with tear filled eyes
it feels nice to be on the same wave length
>>252895
>Implying that Steven wouldn't be Yellow Diamonds fusion slave by then.
>Implying that murder cock Greg wouldn't come in.
>>249901
>>252929
>implying Steven wouldn't rise up and become the top gem and travel back to homeworld where he is showered in a variety of gem pussy
>>252929
>Implying Steven is weak
>Implying he can't handle YD's seduction techniques
>>250929
image.jpg anon please jump into incoming traffic
>>252977
>Homeworld """seduction techniques"""
>>252929
I want Greg to save universe by impregnating all homeworld gems with his superior hot monkey dick.
and that's all she wrote
>>251996
just for you anon
>>253017
>>Homeworld """seduction techniques"""
read: rape
>>252929
>>252957
>>252977
>>253017
>>253054
>implying Steven is just your shitty self insert and you're all faggots
>>253064
>>253075
>implying you're not one of us
>>253091
Absolutely not
>>253105
and yet here you are, posting housecat gem
what would peridot call a dildo?
>>253121
u talkin shit bout my waifu?
>>253132
>pic related
>>252771
>implying it's not so she can get them to fuse and then get to fuck their fusion
>>253121
What I'm saying is i don't self insert myself as steven like you homos you tard
>yfw this comes out in 24 days, is 160 pages long, and probably has more content than we would've gotten in the 6 or so episodes we would've seen by new years if there were no hiatus
>>253105
kek
>>253138
Nigga you wanna throw down?
right now?
>>253150
but you self insert as jasper?
>>252957
>greg got one giant woman
>steven gets multiple smaller ones
the prophecy is complete
>>253167
sorry for the fucked up image, i'm lazy
>>253167
Please tell me it's not made by the same people that did the other comic; that shit was hideous (although I liked the lore)
>>253174
fite me m8
>>253167
so steven goes to school ?
>>253174
I don't have many reaction pics
>>253150
I also don't.
Does anyone?
When I watch cartoons, I imagine what I would do if I was there with the cast, but inserting myself as an already established character? I cant do this shit.
>>253195
no one does it, we mostly dick around about it, people who usually accuse others of self inserting are usually the ones who do it
Honestly, i just want Steven to kill the Crystal Gems
>>253190
He sneaks into connie's school to see what it's like. I'm hoping they slip some details about this gem-altered world into it, things that don't really come up when you're fighting monsters in remote locations or hanging out in a small beach town
Well guys. Its saturday night in the USA. What are we drinking and what are we doing?
I'm drinking beer, and working on laundry.
>>253430
Playing Fallout 4 after my calculus exam. Shit was hard yo
>>253414
so it's a side story or alternate universe ? it has nothing to do with anything ?
>>253430
I'm drinking water and playing Binding of Isaac while waiting for some downloads to finish.
>>253388
jasper pls go
>>253430
since we went back an hour i have been plummeted into despair , i got milk and i plan on working on my art for an hour or more
>>251713
The credits revealing the new characters were in a previous episode prior to The Return and Jailbreak. It was during the week of the Steven Bomb so we only had like a few days of speculation. Not enough to spread the word, although a picture from Fusion Cuisine was getting spread around speculating about Garnet's fusion gems.
>>253497
well it kind of has to be a side-story. would be kinda lame to make people buy a graphic novel to not miss out on crucial plot shit, wouldn't it?
Hey /sug/ will we all come together on new years or will the fendom bi split , salf on /co/ and half remaining on /trash/?
I would like it if we came together on /co/ :3.
>>253720
this was hard to read but i think i received the message , it'll all probably be split my friend
>>253720
I don't think we'll exactly get a warm welcome when the hiatus is over.
>>253571
>Steven with Peridot
>Connie gets killed by the murdercock
Best ending
>>253430
Cranberry juice.
Listening to horror podcasts while doing paperwork and eating tuna out of a pouch.
I need to go shopping.
>>253430
Playing some Space Engineers [spoiler]While also ordering that Garnet figure[/spoiler]
>>252546
It's just the shading.
When does the pain end?
