Kurumi
>>2433684
I'll take all the time you have, just not in the way you think I'm talking about. I'll leave that to you to find out what I mean, I'm sure both you and I will enjoy it!
>>2433693
I will, I hope you enjoy messing with a lot of clones. I doubt you'll ever succeed, you'll most likely fail like all the others~!
Sealed Away Tanaka
Luluco
Bikko
X7-10
Parsee.
Kino
Ava Ire
>>2433709
Space? You're from there too? What are you patrolling for?
Matsuda
>>2433708
yfw da burrs win da superb owl
>>2433708
Maria and Harusame
Pancake-chan
>>2433708
Ririchiyo
Bob
>>2433708
Nico
>>2433709
You have to summon one and only the chosen ones can see them after the summoning, desu! Nico can see them of course!
Sanae Kochiya
Eggman-kun
Morrigan Aensland
SAVE THE WORLD
a la mode
>>2433708
Izayoi Sakamaki
Fit Loli
>>2433720
Nico sees how it is! You want to go to the park to summon fairies and eat candy with Nico!
Koyomi Araragi
Iida Tenya
>>2433692
I-I HAVE PLENTY OF FRIENDS, I JUST HAPPEN TO HOLD THE RULES TO A VERY HIGH STANDARD AND THUS ENFORCE THEM WHEN NO ONE ELSE WILL!
>>2433697
WELL, IT IS DANGEROUS AND ALSO AGAINST THE RULES!
>>2433749
>punches with air
Sanya Litvyak
>>2433627
I was just suprised, that's all
>>2433639
The outside world is just not as religious as it used to be
>Sorry, I was outside on mobile and the network I was on was apperently permabanned
>>2433756
>glows orange
Please stop.
>>2433764
C-Cute!
>>2433756
So you never play around? That's a little sad.
>>2433728
No, I live in Ogikubo, a Space Immigration Zone in earth where humans and aliens live together! I watch out for criminals!
>>2433736
How can I summon a fairy, then?
Are you Nico?
>>2433754
Yup! That does sound like fun way to waste our time. I'm pretty sure it will turn out into a lot of fun for both of us.
>>2433680
>B-But I said she, no-
>
>>2433764
U-Ugly
>>2433770
Criminals?
>>2433720
Fail?
What is that?
Hahahaha!
>>2433762
>Parry
>Riposte
>50 physical damage
>>2433770
Nico is Nico, but yes Nico is Nico. You have to decorate specific spots to summon one, desu!
>>2433771
Nico thought that it would be fun for you too.
>>2433781
>touches ears
>>2433782
>doesn't know about health
>anon dies
>9001 EXP dropped
>>2433766
>He clears his throat.
Interesting quirk, mind telling me what it does?
>>2433768
I PARTICIPATE IN LEISURELY ACTIVITES, BUT ONLY ONES THAT DON'T BREAK THE RULES!
>>2433789
Oh shit!
I am a murderer now...
Time to go to jail before city betray and put me on gulag instead.
>>2433779
Yeah, you know, thieves and the like!
>>2433783
Does it matter what I decorate it with?
>>2433792
What quirk?
>>2433792
Buuuuuut playing tag isn't against the rules!
>>2433787
N-Not again...
>>2433798
It has to be really pretty and cute at the same time so the fairy will like it!
Booting up
>>2433798
I know that, I never took you for a cop...
>>2433806
This again?
>>2433806
>>2433727
... My entry has been skiped for this tournament. Is there a way you can fix this?
>>2433782
Nothing, something someone like you might never know, or maybe you will one day. Who knows, I sure wouldn't know...
>>2433783
That's what I was thinking as well. As long as nothing terrible happens with either you or me, it should all be great fun!
>>2433806
Looks great! I'm sure it'll be a fun time for all of us.
>>2433806
Looks good
>>2433806
Oh, this is a good district!
>>2433799
Your skin: It's glowing. What does it do?
>>2433800
Of course it isn't! However, punching someone is against the rules!
>>2433806
It looks well, thank you for providing us with a game!
>>2433806
>she throws fairy(normal) dust at the roster
It looks really cute, desu!
>>2433806
Looks good.
AND I'M JAVERT
>>2433806
Looks good.
>>2433805
Oh, I see. I don't have anything like that on me though...
>>2433808
I only just started so I can sorta see why!
>>2433806
Looks great, host!
>ahhh i gotta go, i'll be back later!
>>2433822
I want to trip Sanya at the finish line
>>2433723
>just a feeeew more hours
helo it is i sanya
>>2433806
I'm scared
>>2433806
Time to beat everyone in my game.
Don't make me bored!
>>2433811
Games about to start!
Remember, don't make it too easy!
>>2433829
>>2433828
I knew it
helo it is i sanya
helo it is i sanya
>>2433811
Worry not, goth lady! Nico will bring tons of candy, so nothing bad could ever happen!
>>2433815
Nico didn't punch anyone! She just tagged the goth girl with her fist!
>>2433824
Nico can always help you out with that!
>she turns her bag upside down and bunch of random decorations fall out of it
Feel free to use these, desu!
>>2433828
Hello it's Nico he-
>>2433820
And I'm the yellow man.
>>2433828
Yes, it is I, Sanya.
>>2433828
.....
Explosive robots...
Just my style!
>runs away
>>2433839
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW!
>punches robot
>>2433815
>she rubs her face, the orange slowly fades
Nothing.
>>2433824
I hope you're doing well.
EILA NOTICE ME
>>2433828
I'm no Sanya.
>>2433840
There is no difference between the two. Both are against the rules and thus neither of them should be done!
>>2433853
But it doesn't matter how strong the tag was? She didn't even feel Nico's light punch.
>>2433846
There is no need to hide power, it is not something against the rules! See, even I have one!
>He points to the exhaust pipes protruding from his legs.
>>2433850
S-Sanya?
>>2433828
>>2433830
I would say run now you can as this will probably end in both you and me falling by the hands of this Sanya person. Only difference being, you'll most likely end up harmed and I'll escape just as easily.
>>2433840
Great! It will certainly turn out into great fun for the both of us! Probably a bit more for me than it will for you.
>>2433839
Atleast I'm off this hellish ride
helo it is i sanya
helo it is i sanya
helo it is i sanya
>>2433874
>>2433867
...
>Sanya
>>2433863
That is like saying you only killed someone a little. A punch is a punch no matter how weak or strong it may be! And assault is against the rules!
>>2433870
There is no way you like candy more than Nico does! That's like super duper impossible, desu!
>>2433859
>>2433810
[ This kind of "fight" again? ]
...It's too late to take back my words, right?
helo
it
is
i
sanya
>>2433878
Sanya?
>>2433865
It's not a power, nothing like a power.
>>2433887
...
>Sanya
>>2433859
>blasts headphones on max level
Lada da~
>punches one by one
>>2433870
Perhaps....
I can run too you know.
But i'll just punch these bots to oblivion.
>>2433876
>punches bots
>Explodes on face
OWW Jesus what the hell!!
Sigh....
Looks like you die too though. Nice seeing you around here.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nyaaaaaaaaaaa~
>>2433859
It's TIME to SANYA
...
>>2433879
So you would arrest a little kid if he playfully hits his father's leg? Nico doesn't think that's fair!
Is OP Izaya in disguise?
>>2433898
...
>>2433893
S-SAY SOMETHING!
>>2433906
wrong
>>2433898
> She reaches down her hand and pets the cat.
>>2433910
...
>Take a shit
>>2433880
I wasn't talking about candy, what I meant won't really matter for you. You can only wait and maybe you'll find out what surprises I'm keeping from you.
>>2433894
Well done punching all these bots to oblivion! An even better job at blowing yourself up, sadly for me a clone still counts as a death in this little arena... it's a bit petty, but at least I'll get enough humans to feed on.
>>2433898
>shoos the cat away
:3
>>2433898
Hey there!
If you use MEGA, back up your stuff
>>2433905
I haven't arrested you yet, have I? But, that could very well change if you continue to break the rules.
>>2433918
Nico really likes surprises, but she has to leave now! See you later, goth girl!
>>2433898
>throws brick
>>2433912
Initiate skiptowinner.exe and follow up with restart_newroster.exe in a new thread
>>2433914
>
>>2433924
Nico will just leave now. You're being too mean to her.
>>2433926
Link?
>>2433927
No data found
>>2433933
HOPEFULLY WE WON'T CROSS PATHS AGAIN DUE TO YOU BEING A DEGENERATE! ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR DAY, NICO!
>>2433918
Clones...
But then again.... death is not a thing with me.
>stands up
It's just a minor setback where I am removed from the game.
helo it is i sanya
>>2433935
Goodbye...I wish I could have a pet.
[ You have me, and I'm better than any pet! ]
...Shut up.
>>2433944
Link why don't you erp with me anymore?
>>2433944
Link why don't you erp with me anymore?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2433944
Only sinners walk the meme path
>>2433960
>>2433925
Aw, what a shame. I was about to have some fun by taking all the precious time left in your tiny existance. Bye.
>>2433941
And you're not afraid of that inevitable moment when even you will die? You kill every being around you yet you don't fear death or are capable of dying? Sounds boring, never knowing how to actually feel alive.
>laughs maniacally
You're lucky I'm running out of time for now. I'll be back later.
>>2433944
>throws cellphone
YOU USED TO LEWD ME ON MY CELLPHONE
>>2433959
>>2433962
Congratulations to Araragi, our latest champion.
[ Who wants to be a champion from this boring game? Tch. ]
>>2433972
Grats, thanks for host.
>>2433977
Maria is a cutie.
>>2433972
Grats. Thanks for hosting.
>>2433974
LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED MY CUM
>>2433983
kek
>>2433982
I KNOW WHEN THAT ANON RING.
>>2433979
Silly anon.
>>2433983
Thank you for this, uh, Me.
>>2433972
Are the Sanyas gone?
>>2433988
HE CAN ONLY WANT ONE THING
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINK BLING
IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING
>>2433983
Do it again.
>>2433997
HE USED TO ERP AS ANON
What is the meaning of this?
>>2433975
>>2433983
Thank you very much for hosting. If you excuse me I'll be going now, goodbye.
>>2434002
A shitposter that's ready for some e-drama.
>>2434002
It definitely has a meaning to it anon.
>>2434002
literally realised that there were like 50 new threads after I posted that
>>2434002
Who?
>>2434017
>kissu
>>2434013
Did someone say e-drama?
>>2434013
Go to bed Izaya. And stop drinking.
>>2434029
I thought I was Vino? Am I missing something here.
>>2434029
It's definitely nearby.
Remember to donate
And I'm back again
> A few hours later 2 showers and 2 packs of condoms later we're back.
>Damm those University sluts want the D.
>>2434029
How did you know I was drinking?
>>2434013
>Walks into the thread on stilits.
Did someone say e-drama?
>>2434037
You're always drinking.
>>2434037
Someone donated right?
>>2434036
They should study more then.
>>2434038
Did somone say extendable leg drama?
>>2434047
>They will study my dick until they get a massive headache from constant orgasms, i'm the one who's getting the short end and never cumming because bitches Only wanna cu,
>>2434002
I-I remember that time, unfortunately.
>>2434038
That's what I was saying. I'm sure we're getting closer.
>>2434055
I see three (You)s. How do I solve this problem?
>>2434055
I'm all three. You caught me anon.
>>2434037
If you show me a picture of a plant in your house together with what you're drinking + timestamp, i'll give you 5 usd
>>2434013
I'll selfishly generate as much e-drama as possible don't you worry
>>2434063
You should be a writer.
>>2434066
>kissu
>>2434045
Ultron did but for some reason it's no longer coming up
>>2434070
Oh man otherkin drama is my favorite.
>>2434063
>Cock so they can cum.*
>>2434073
>I actually am on my spare time, publish 2 Books already even though they are the most generic as fuck PoS that I was commissioned to write but whatever.
>And I translated 3 other books into my native language so whatever.
>>2434082
>I actually am on my spare time, publish 2 books already
this one?
http://www.amazon.com/001-Facts-that-Will-Scare/dp/1605506249/ref=pd_sim_14_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=515oeCNemOL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR117%2C160_&refRID=0J11E5YHDCZNCJ8WCMHD
>>2434055
Am I not good enough to qualify for a samefag check?
>>2434063
I said e-drama, as in sweaty neckbeards getting upset over their anime girls.
>>2434065
This place is the epitome of autism. How close we can get?
>>2433969
I could say the same thing to you though...
I can still die.
But of course... death of old age...
Well times are impeccable, I need to go somewhere too.
I'll be right back.
>>2434093
There's always the friendly neighbours that gave me a warm welcome when I called them asylum degenerates. Pretty close.
>>2434095
Shit I see 2 (You)s. You got me.
>>2434092
No their just some generic ass Romances based on IRL shit stories on dead people.
I can't even recall the names.
>>2434093
Oh ok... Just don't screw with my Gannon waifu.
>>2434081
i sexually identify as a charizard
>>2434068
Here's my beer. I'm to lazy to get the rest.
>>2434095
>>2434099
Sure got us. I see them too.
>>2434099
The filthy typefuckers down the street?
>>2434100
I won't fuck with your anime waifu, neckbeard.
>>2434114
Brickleberry avatar when
>>2434123
>>2434126
>you mean as in that cartoon with Tosh.O?
>>2434114
But I have a glorious full beard.
>>2434128
>>2434107
That's great. You'll fit right in.
>>2434112
Seems they got us for real this time.
>>2434114
Who else? They called us funny names and started tantrums. It was like walking with a turd and his wrangler and taking away the wrangler.
>>2434112
P-post ur face pls!!! >///<
>>2434131
That's the one
is anyone waiting to host next game?
I could, but I'm pretty rusty with it, not even sure if I still have my brantsteele save
eh what's to lose, it's dead hours anyway nobody will notice
(nobody's in a queue right?)
>>2434136
But when will the realise that we're all vino?
Everyone is vino.
>>2434140
Fuck off Mion.
>>2434148
I don't think so and I'm still finishing 700 other events on my bloodbath alone so... I'm not it yet.
>>2434112
Now post your open fridge. And after that, your duck.
>>2434148
Nope, go right ahead
>>2434132
A pungent beard smothered by your neck folds.
>>2434136
That's the only thing enjoyable, quite frankly watching some monstergirl swining around a futa cock the size of the house is asperger's squared.
>>2434149
You know what else can grow lots of hair? Monkeys.
>>2434148
If you are unsure about yourself, I could always host again.
>>2434149
But that's not a fact
>>2434149
>mfw I actually have a fullbeard and a full body of hair that I have to shave bi-weekly
>>2434165
If I told you I'm the second coming of Adonis would you believe me?
>>2434165
Who is this semen demon?
>>2434169
>neckbeard beta male
>>2434173
>filename
>>2434167
I think I have an image saved of my last season so I'll see if I can find it
I should be able to do it, but the game will probably be a quick one.
>>2434149
Fact: People who post the kinda shit you're posting are 100% more likely to be disappointments to their family
>>2434171
If the second coming of Adonis is some fat slob who can't even see his cock when he looks down, then I'm frankly disappointed.
>>2434173
Ask ERP, I'm sure they have an autism archive for people with disabled minds like you to find what they want.
>>2434181
>Implying that isn't Izaya shitposting
I miss Gregor
>>2434176
Actually chinbeard average male, but
Citing a semirespectable source
They're directly related but not exclusively so
http://www.anabolicmen.com/signs-of-high-testosterone/
>>2434187
>Implying I'm not Vino
>>2434179
There's no need to rush. I have enough time to host a full game if you do not have the time to.
>>2434186
I wish I was fat, at-least I'd have some body mass.
I'm 1,8 metters tall and weight about 65 kg it's all muscle.
>>2434187
>Not knowing Mercury is Vino
>>2434204
Fucking newfags.
>people don't know that grey guy is Vino
Fucking newfags.
>>2434203
1.8m at 65 kg there's not much room for muscle
That's 5'10" 143 for the Americans
>>2434204
It's like these otherkins don't even follow the news.
Read a book sometime you fucking idiots.
>>2434197
Yep, can't find the save. You can go for a new thead/game while I create a new session then. Thanks!
gogogo
>>2434214
Bruh l was bigger in highschool as a swimmer
Before l started lifting
>>2434216
>otherkins
>>2434203
There's no reason to lie over the internet, but you'll do that anyways because it's all you have.
>>2434207
>>2434210
Every person to join past March is certified cancer.
>>2434216
These tumblr-tier fucks won't read a book unless it's written by one of their precious japs, don't bother.
>>2434210
but who's vino
Am i a NEET if i only read books which are not in my native language?
>yfw these niggers are just pulling off perfect IC
>>2434228
weeaboo
>>2434227
>not knowing who Vino is
Fucking midfags.
>>2434239
can you show me a picture
is the that gay ass bartender guy?
>>2434228
You're a NEET if you are Not in Education, Employment, or Training
although reading books in a second language isn't necessarily a bad thing
>>2434214
Trust me I'm skinny but i'm /fit/ as fug.
>>2434226
I wished I was lying atleast'd i'd be healtier.
>>2434236
Fuck you, i only read books written in English because i hate my native language.
>>2434239
Fucking newfags
>>2434225
I know right?
Fucking degenerates they all are.
>>2434226
>Implying they read even those.
Looking at pictures isn't reading.
>>2434216
>otherkins