/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Dorito Edition
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>NEW EPISODES in June:
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/715266616188080128
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
Reposting from a /co/ post:
> In Back to the Barn, Garnet says "Welcome to Earth" to Peridot. This is repeated again in the Answer but this time it is Rose saying it to Garnet. Just thought I'd point that out.
we're back babbi
aquí vamos
Well, This thread is made, I am going to bed. Good night /sug/.
>>2430496
sam her
>>2430472
Earth confirmed for Earth
>>2430496
good night Anon
sweet dreams
Does anyone have that gif Jacin made for the paypal thing?
>>2430472
Garnet, like Rose, is encouraging a young gem to embrace being a fusion slut
>>2430472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPWpEKhgfk
>>2430556
Yeah yeah shitpost yada yada.
Sugar is sick with the stomach flu and your are both in a car together, and you are driving. Suddenly she feels sick and accidentally vomits into your lap. What do you do?
>>2430568
Why wouldn't she just just do it out the window?
>>2430563
I phrased it in a jocular way but I meant it
>>2430568
Pull over and clean myself off after making sure she is okay
>>2430580
She couldn't hold in her puke long enough to roll down the window. She's very sorry anon, will you forgive her?
>>2430605
Yeah of course. But still, come on dude.
>>2430433
Dude, get rid of that shitty paste. At least use one with line breaks.
>>2430551
surprised I haven't seen one where she's flying towards homeworld and suddenly gets run over by the handship, maybe splat on the viewport like a bug or something
>>2430822
The finger on the handship goes up her vag
Reminder that Connie and Steven got a nice long look at Armstrong's erection.
>>2430934
I'm jealous.
I want Yellow Diamond to trick Steven into doing something through song, something like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGSDvZSA-o8
Hell, I want Yellow Diamond to have her own song in general. This show needs a good villain song.
Some people think Amethyst had a thing with Vidalia, others think Greg instead
It can't be both, can it?
>>2430970
>It can't be both, can it?
Why not?
>>2430981
Doesn't seem appropriate for the show or character (she was so kid-like in the flashbacks for one)
>>2430962
>her own song
forget that, I want SONGS! multiple songs with yellow diamond
>>2430998
Yeah but it's not like the polygamy is what makes it inappropriate.
>>2430954
I bet you are.
>>2431040
Yeah, I could've phrased that better
So what payment methods do you use online /sug/?
>>2431082
Moneybuddy
>>2430912
oh damn
thats hot
>>2430962
>Singing to Steven thinking he's Rose
>"Well, I was the destroyer of worlds, cosmos VIP"
>"I was at the top but I had to stop and that's what's irking me!"
>I want to be a queen, Quartz, one feared across the galaxy, I want to make my mark old friend and I need your help you see!"
>Oh dooby-doo, I wanna be like you, I wanna think like you, fight like you too!" You'll see it's true, a Gem like me can learn to be a legend too!"
>"Don't try to pull one over me Quartz, I've wised up to you, enough of it, give me what I covet so I can make my dreams come true!"
>"Now give me the secret Rose, come on fill me in, give me the luster of the cluster so I can be like you!"
>"Oh ruby-doo, I wanna be like you, I wanna talk like you, walk like you too, you'll see it's true, someone like you can learn to be someone like me and I can be someone like youuuuuu!~"
I tried my best.
>>2431082
Buyfriend
>>2431128
>>2431181
I knew let me drive my van into your heart reminded me of a song i had heard before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaShyjYClD8
>>2431250
????
>>2431256
It's essentially the same song, in spanish.
Complete with "i'm not that __" and van driving.
Reminder that Ruby is for hard fuggle and soft huggle
>>2431267
>It's essentially the same song
>>2431267
Not really ???????????????????
No????
???????
What the fuck is this paypal shit?
Do you think Sugilite would shrink down to 7-8 feet tall just so you can do stuff with her butt?
>>2431393
>giant woman shrinking to people size
would be funny to see small mally
>>2431364
Some forced meme when someone talked about paypal then someone used a smug pearl image in response. Then more content was made
>>2431393
No. She likes being big.
Would you love her, even if she had been through a lot?
>>2431505
Steven would.
>>2431505
I would give her a hug because she's been through a lot.
Don't you guys forget who is best gem.
I will never understand the appeal of being cucked. I mean you're just watching someone else have sex with your partner. Does anyone else not see a problem with that?
>warning
This depresses me
>>2431568
In case you didn't know, there's legislation being passed in multiple states that lets you discriminate against LGBT because of religious freedom.
>>2431568
They got a point, I wouldn't want my child becoming gay or transgender.
>>2431561
Yeah, Priyanka is pretty great
write requests ?
>>2431606
Ugh, fuck, there is not enough of her.
>>2431635
I request more of Ruby getting cucked by Jasper, that's the only thing you should be writing. Now get to it
>>2431635
Yellow Pearl going leather jacket shopping with Bad Pearl.
>>2431635
Priyanka taking a lewd, soapy shower with Steven
>>2431666
Swap Ruby with Sapphire and you might have something.
>>2431579
Pretty sure that's only in one or two states.
>>2431693
It's more than you'd think, considering the general state of the country nowadays.
Really surprising.
>>2431701
I know about the legislation, and IIRC it was only in Mississippi that passed.
>>2431724
I may be thinking about the one that makes sure you use the restroom with the sex on your birth certificate.
>>2431701
It'd be great if the law catered to "equality" or some other politics-of-the-month bullshit, but it doesn't. It works for the people. If you want the people 'discriminating' against you to go to prison, move to Canada.
>"Sorry Steventhusiasts! Due to a schedule change, Steven Universe will be returning this November!"
>>2431746
I thought we were free from /pol/ on /trash/.
>>2431746
>wanting to live under cucklord trudeau's rule
>>2431750
Well thats good that means we can stay here in /trash/ for a little while longer.
>>2431746
Please stop talking about politics in the thread.
>>2431763
THERE WOULD BE NO ONE LEFT
>>2431781
I'm not going anywhere.
>>2431811
There's the professional beach hunk lifeguard and wavemaster beach babe, the image gives me life
>>2431759
>anybody who doesn't want the law to pander to my special needs is scum >:(
Speaking of, somebody called me an anti-semite for disagreeing with Israel's militarization policy on another --chan.
>>2431736
The law doesn't have to further individual trans delusions. If you want equality regarding bathroom privileges, silly as that is, you should push for more unisex bathrooms. Even then people still hold online slactivist piss fights against those too, so many colleges have established 'All Gender' restrooms to make those particular students feel especially safe and secure.
>>2431760
Don't look at me, I've got way too much loli on my laptop to cross the border north.
>>2431772
Why is talking about politics only a problem when somebody has a dissenting opinion? If you'd prefer it, I could start spamming Lapis images again instead.
>>2431825
>implying I'm LGBT at all
Straight as an arrow, mate.
You can't discriminate against people for how they were born OR medical conditions, whichever belief about them you hold.
>>2431860
And how's telling people to use the correct restroom discriminating against them? It's not like one kind of sexed restroom's more widely available than the other, they come in pairs.
>>2431879
What do you mean by correct restroom? Do you mean the one that you think is "correct" for them?
>>2431904
If you were born with a penis you use the Men's, if not use the Women's. What's so hard to understand?
Anybody have Zone's 80s Pearl?
>>2431915
This?
>>2431909
So you want people to use the restroom that you think is correct for them, instead of letting them use the restroom that they feel they should be in?
>>2431909
If they look like a man but have to use the women's restroom, doesn't that just confuse things more than it needs to?
>>2431923
yeah cheers
>>2431923
>woman that likes your GF jacking you off while you watch an intimate video of the two of them, looking down on you cockily
F-fucking hell.
>>2431904
No, I mean the one that's clearly labeled 'Men' or 'Woman', the modern fluidity of which terms only exists to make trans folk superficially comfortable with themselves. When it starts becoming an issue of deciding how they're legally treated, obvious issues arise.
>>2431929
He wasn't me, but no. They should be using the restroom that their sexual genetic makeup tells them they should be in.
>watching Shadbase draw on twitch with rubber ninja last night
>no idea he has the biggest r34 website I've ever seen, damn son.
>>2431932
Not really. Sex segregation exists to keep penises from going into vaginas. Female dorms are separate from male dorms to stop sex from happening, so are bathrooms separated for this reason.
>>2431955
But... but gender reassignment gives them the other thing, however crude an imitation.
>>2431932
If you were born with a vagina it doesn't matter what you look like you use the Women's
>>2431929
>So you want people to use the restroom that you think is correct for them, instead of letting them use the restroom that they feel they should be in?
If that was the case I would use the Women's restroom all the time and be a creep, but to avoid creeps like me we need rules like that.
>>2431959
This is literally the argument I saw a priest who claimed transsexuals were possessed by demons used.
>>2431958
Yes, and? They belong in a mental institution when they are far enough gone into their fantasy to start mutilating themselves. Not in anyone's bathroom.
The different types of non-platonic loves we've seen so far, some instances of sex being put in quotation marks for an obvious reason):
>Ruby and Sapphire
A done deal, like marriage (same-"sex")
>Pearl and Rose
Lost love, cucked (same-"sex")
>Steven and Connie
Budding puppy love (opposite-sex)
>Rose and Greg
Pretty much marriage, but not cucked just lost (opposite-"sex")
>Lars and Sadie
Unrequited, attempted, didn't work out (opposite-sex)
>Vidalia and Marty
Abandonment (opposite-sex)
And uh...
>Vidalia and Yellowtale
Marriage (opposite-sex)
>Dewey and Pearl
One-sided crush, unresolved (opposite-"sex")
>Jamie and Garnet
One-sided crush, resolved (opposite-"sex")
That's 2 same-sex pairs to 7 opposite sex. Any others? Not including one-off, unaddressed infatuations like what happened with Stevonnie.
>>2431976
What's your problem with transsexuals? What have they done that makes it justifiable for you to hate them?
>>2431635
Vidalia helping Sourcream out with his teenage troubles.
Handjobs or blowjobs preferred followed by Sourcream filling Vidalia's mouth to the brim with his onion dip.
>>2431965
All I'm saying is Restroom separation should strictly be determined by sex and not by what "gender" you identity as.
>>2431979
Connie's parents.
>>2431983
Everything they could do.
>>2431996
What's that supposed to mean? What is the reason for your hate against trans people?
Guys, I'm having problems falling asleep.
Post comfy photos or something that'll put me to sleep.
>>2432008
I couldn't fucking sleep because my neighbors' chickens were crowing (at fucking 11:30 PM) and some fucking birds were chirping.
>>2432006
They try to escape who they really are by taking meds and make-up, they try to look like girls, but deep down inside they know they will never be a real Women
>>2432006
Am the other guy. To interject, I don't hate trans people, I just don't love them any more than anyone else and don't understand why they think they should be alloted extra social privileges, no matter how small.
>>2431993
Ah, yes right. Plain ol marriage
>>2432008
>>2432012
Thanks anon. That'll send me to dreamland real quick!
>>2432013
That sucks.
I gotta wake in like 5 hours for work. I guess I'm chugging a Monster later today
>>2432006
All the things, bruv. All of them.
>>2432020
>garnet in glasses with two eyes
Dig it, looked a little funny in chile tide though
>>2432025
>>2432029
I still have to stay up another two and a half hours before I can go back to bed. The chickens will be crowing even worse then.
I hate my neighbors. You know they didn't even ask before buying two dozen chickens? Like they didn't stop to think they might bother their neighbors.
>>2432032
Garnet and Pearl both looked weird in that episode, but also cute.
>>2432037
Normal people with dicks go to the men's room. They ARE being treated like normal people.
Shit off-topic discussions like this is exactly why I can't wait for the general to move back to /co/.
>>2431979
Gems not on the list: Amethyst, Jasper, Lapis, Peridot, YD, BD, yellow Pearl, blue Pearl
>>2432046
They don't have dicks anymore in many cases.
>>2432053
I don't think you understood what the list was.
Cute little triangles.
>>2432037
>Who are you to say who they "really are"?
Are you really trying to tell me a person that is born a male pretending to be a female, is not really a male?
>>2432059
Normal people who have lost their dicks in accidents also go to the men's room. They ARE being treated like normal people.
>>2432046
No, you're treating them like how you think they should be treated, rather than how they think they should be treated. If you really were treating them like normal people, you would respect their view of themselves and you wouldn't force them to do anything that they weren't comfortable with.
>>2432045
You ever think about earplugs? Sorry to hear the trouble and it sucks to something as retarded as chickens are keeping you awake.
But it sounds like you got a problem that either resolves with buying a deep fryer or buying and letting a couple of foxes free around the area.
>>2432089
Don't punish the chickens! They don't understand!
>>2432079
Define "pretending". Are you talking about transvestites (people who wear clothing of the opposite sex) or transexuals (people with dysphoria who wishes to be the opposite sex)?
>>2432059
It doesn't matter I cant just chop off my dick and then be allow to use the women's restroom.
Restrooms should only be determined by sex and not by what "gender" you choose to be.
>>2432089
I do have earplugs, but I can't use them when I have a headache. It makes my heartbeat pound inside my head.
Can't do the fox thing either because I have cats. Lazy cats that won't kill any chickens even when they're eating their food.
>>2432037
>Most trans people just want to be treated like normal people.
Did you just slip and imply that trans people aren't normal? I'll have to write you up for that, the board will be hearing about this.
The nature of dressing up like the opposite sex, acting like the opposite sex, and often restitching genitals to feel like the opposite sex, is and will continue to be wide of anything seen as "normal". The way to gain public attention and opinion is to let trans people exist for a few years so people can observe and integrate so-called normalcy themselves, forcefully passing or objecting to non-restrictive legislation that has the potential to hurt peoples feelings is not normal.
>>2432083
Normal people don't have to be comfortable with everything lest their fragile sensibilities be shattered. Normal groups of people don't commit suicide in droves when they feel unsatisfied.
>>2432082
Do you really believe that sex reassignment surgeries are accidents?
>>2432098
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
In both cases they are both male.
>>2432097
Steven?
>>2432116
In the first case they're male, in the second they aren't.
>>2432083
How your behaviors make others uncomfortable matters nore than how you feel. A store will not let you in without a shirt because people don't want to see your disgusting naked body. It's a similar concept.
>>2432105
What in the world are you on about?
>>2432107
>I chose to mutilate my body
>Thereby i must be treated differently from people who were mutilated in other cirscunstances :^]
There is a difference between wsnting to be treated like normal people and wanting special treatment.
>>2432137
>>2432132
lol I'd ask you the same thing senpai, that was a long post I made there and I can count are at least five different things you could be referring to.
>>2432097
But anon,
Chickens will never understand.
>>2432103
Hmm. I would say try to make some over the counter medicine, like nightquil (fuck spelling), but I don't know how frequent your problem is and I don't really like the idea of chugging medicine daily for a problem that involves chickens.
I'd say train your cats to be ruthless killers. Or I guess sleep with sound-deafing earphones that won't cause headaches?
Man I really can't believe I'm being stumped by a flock of chickens here...
>this thread
>>2432138
There's also a difference between people who were mutilated and people who change their sex through surgery. One of those people were in a real, dangerous accident, the other people want to be more comfortable with their body.
>>2432148
Talk to the owners geez
>>2432146
Lapidot has settled into something extremely formulaic
>>2432148
I just have a very unique intersection of problems that makes me have a hard time getting to sleep.
>>2432158
What do you want me to tell them? "You chickens crowing keeps me up at night"?
There's nothing they could do but get rid of them and if they were the kind of people who would do that they would have consulted their neighbors first.
>>2432120
It's pretty clear that me and you have different opinions on this subject, and I can respect that.
But for case of Transvestites and Transsexuals they are both biologically Male nothing can change that, they can try to look like real girls or even be the best looking but the facts dictate that they are Male. So please explain what makes these Transsexuals REAL females?
>>2432155
In practical terms, they are being treated the same by society. The difference is that one of them is mentally ill and cannot see this.
>>2432164
For some people.
>>2432158
I'm not gonna suggest such a ridiculous and stupid idea.
These people buy chickens for God's sake. They have trained birds to kill and you really wanna fucking walk up to them?
Suicide.
Test
>>2432176
Was your test successful?
>>2432174
lol what am i reading
>>2432045
Looking at the positive, you're set on eggs for as long as those fuckers are around. Coming from someone who kept a half dozen hens for a couple years, we always had way more than enough eggs for our house, and ended up giving them away to all our surrounding neighbors regularly. Though we also didn't keep roosters past the time they were sexed.
>>2432153
>wanting to get in on the discussion
>remembers I'm too apathetic on the topic
Sometimes it's useful that I don't give a fuck about most things.
>>2432181
Pretty successful
>>2432188
Nah, they have like four kids and a roost on their property.
We found one egg once before they built the coop, nothing since.
>>2432197
>>2432196
That's rough. Yall may have to move in more passive-aggressively about it, gotta get them eggs son. There's just no way they're using all of them, and the people around them definitely deserve dibs.
>>2432224
Please use a reasonable filter on the art you post anon, that's pretty all-around gross.
>>2432168
A thing called dysphoria. It's basically when your brain's map of your body doesn't actually match the body you're in. Like if I have a brain that dictates that I should be female, but I'm in a body that dictates that I'm a man.
So they go through various methods to become more comfortable in the body that they're in. Sure, science can't "truly" make a transsexual of the other gender, but it can make a very, very good imitation with enough time and patience.
>>2432172
Transsexuality is a medical condition, yes, but like all medical conditions we should find ways to help people who are transsexual. But trying to force them into thinking that they're not of the opposite sex isn't the way to go.
>>2432240
Just the stomach, really.
The rest looks good.
pomf
>>2432246
I dunno, the freckles look more like huge whiteheads, the hoodie is trying to hard to be provocative, the crotch seam makes it look like she has a creased vagina, and those hands are just disgusting. The artist had a lot of opportunity going with that hair but just decided to blow it all away.
I've noticed that a lot of Tumblr artists like to exaggerate how fat Amethyst is to the point of diabetes-level obesity.
>>2432313
>>2432318
https://static1.e621.net/data/8f/66/8f66ddd929b465efcbb25f5e6a3bb737.swf
>>2432527
O MAЙ ГAД PAШEHC OH AУP БOPД!
>>2432535
Hy нe cтyкaй пoжaлyйcтa, я тyт тихoнeчкo cижy и никoгo нe тpoгaю.
>>2432538
-Russian Text-
>>2432242
>We should encourage people suffering from mental disorders instead of healing them
Oh my.
>>2432527
>>2432535
>>2432538
>>2432538
He бoйcя, cлaвбpo.
Пpишлo вpeмя пocтить pyccкий хpизoлит.
i want to cuddle with sugilite
she'd be like a giant water bed
>>2432569
Hy paз ты пpocишь...
>>2432563
Stop it with the strawman fallacy, and try to actually counter my argument.
Post Poil in different outfits please.
>>2432602
Your argument is that people with mental conditions need to be treated differently from those who are healthy because we must accomodate their hallucinations and madness as though they were real. When the correct way to treat such a condition is to get them to behave within the norm.
It kinda destroys itself.
>>2432602
When somebody replies to a conversation an hour later on 4chan, it's either to samefag or shitpost.
reminder that connie is for fug and hug. specially for hug. could you post some cute connie?
I really want to take peri places and teach her about the world and to bring her to themeparks, arcades, or take her fishing or something. I want to be by her side as she learns and matures
>>2432633
That isn't my argument. My argument is that trans people, a.k.a. dysphoric people should be able to get hormone replacement therapy, or sex reassignment therapy so that they are more comfortable with their body, and that they should be treated and thought of as the gender that they want to be, regardless of how they look like.
Dysphoria doesn't go away, and it's not a thing that can be cured.
>>2432688
I only have two solo-Connie images in my SU folder.
>>2432700
They should have hormone, psychiatric and psychologucal therapy to get them to accept the bidy they were born with.
Not encouraged further into their madness.
>>2432688
I'm not a lolicon, but if you have any SFW images of Connie in her swimsuit with her hair in a bun you should post them.
>>2432688
