HG thread
>>2414991
c-cute
>>2414991
>lol i posted it again
>Semi-consistent Two-Face images are a bitch to find.
>>2414903
My point still stands, cretin.
>>2414884
You mean you get into sticky situations without the proper protection!? That is incredibly irresponsible!
>>2414991
Ah! T-That was a fright...
Hello m'ladies
>>2414961
Well...
>He shrugs nervously.
That's....kinda good? Maybe?
>>2414991
I'm in love.
>>2415057
ommmmg pls ship with me!!
>>2415035
>not cropping images from the Animated Series
>It's like you're trying to make things harder for yourself
>>2415064
with deez nuts
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>2414991
>Reminds me of SCP Containment breach...
>>2415057
hello mr. ragi
>sits down
>eats from that bowl on the right
We've gone full circle
>>2414991
Woah! That was certainly a fright! No matter...I won't let such foolery stop my adventure at hand.
>>2414991
>blinks one eye at a time
>>2415096
wew
>>2415096
You're welcome. Any more suggestions I can make?
HG need more love of Mc
>>2415092
yeah i wonder why
>>2415037
I am not in control of such situations. When duty calls, I may be the only one capable of dealing with such a threat.
>>2415079
>The animated series design was never my favorite, and I tried to find something other than that. It's probably what I'll end up with in the end though.
>>2415092
The image is clearly based on SCP 173
>>2415037
Hmpf. Either thou knowest not the definition of the word, or thou thinkest me stupid.
From what I canst tell, even if Tojiko herself were to come here for the sole purpose of soothing thine foolish irritability, thou wouldst continue. All I did, in the end, was deny her immortality in a body. She had ample opportunity to return to her original body and live out life thusly.
>>2415060
Thankfully yes...aaaah, Anubis, I dost think his name is?
>>2415006
>Just me griping to gripe. You know I don't have any complaints about your characters, just noting the abrupt shifts of the art style for it all.
>>2415110
>>2415122
What? Does she hug you to death or something?
>>2415126
>Ohhhh
odds - work on my resume
evens - work on my games
dubs - sleep
>>2415107
I agree, the MC needs more love.
>>2415146
I must warn you madame, those specters are not one the likes of you should be meddling with! They're dangerous lot, it'd be smart to keep a safe distance away.
>>2415146
I'd let her hug me to death.
Among other things.
>>2415120
>It is the easiest to find for Two-Face images at least. If I knew some other version of Two-Face that had easy to get images I'd suggest it, but alas, I do not. Good luck man
>>2415171
This is my new favorite ava
>>2415171
>sticks finger in
>>2415126
Like the Egyptian god?
>He holds his head in his hands.
Great.
>>2415176
>Thanks.
>>2415171
>sticks dick in
>>2415171
>tfw there will come a time when people don't know what this is or what it was used for
>>2415171
>sticks cabbage in
>>2415170
>>2415172
They can't be any worse than angels. I'm sure they can be killed... right?
>>2415186
>smacks her wrist.
It's not even plugged in, baka.
>>2415175
That's just... okay, wow.
>>2415197
>>2415186
MASOCHISM
>>2415171
>plugs in
>>2415171
>sticks HoS in
>>2415203
Recent studies suggest hand writing notes is more efficient than typing them as your brain will be able to remember the content quicker.
So, don't give up hope yet. Wait until brain implant chips for that.
well, it's 2 or so hours till real nigga hours and the end of 4/20, so whatcha drinking/eating/smoking?
>>2415171
>pulls the blade out
>cuts down the road
>dies
>>2415195
He didst appear but for a moment. Apparently he dost...poke his head in from time to time out of some sense of curiosity.
...Something the matter?
>>2415147
>Yeeeah, not much you can do about that, in that regard. Just me being autistic, please disregard. Also why does this exist.
>>2415210
Angels? AHAHAHAHA! Try demons, sent from the very pits of hell!
I hate to admit it but I've never tried to kill one, so I'm not sure I could tell you.
>>2415203
Good, writing by hand blows donkey dicks.
>>2415203
>Reminds me of the scene in Futurama when everyone went to the museum.
>>2415241
>I-I don't even know why that exist... how strange.
>>2415229
I believe it, l normally don't even look back at my notes, writing them has me put enough thought into them that l remember the content
>>2415213
Shall we take care of them, Luluco?
>>2415210
Ow.
That's wh-why I put it in.
>>2415213
What? N-No way, what k-kind of wierdo likes getting hurt, haha? Not me.
>>2415263
>Literally one the only two images of the two directly interacting, at that, or so it seems.
>>2415159
>Hugs
Tell the others I said hi ok! You know where you can find me
>>2415283
>I swear, anything can happen with touhous. It's unreal
>>2415283
>>2415263
>Futo's weird
>>2415270
I don't think masochism is against the law...
>>2415282
You're really bad at lying, did you know that?
>>2415241
>He shakes his head.
No, it's nothing.
>>2415179
Thanks. I forget exactly what lead to me using this, but it somehow involves a dog wearing burqa.
>>2415186
Don't to something so dangerous!
>>2415197
This is fine.
>>2415203
Thank you for the sympathy, but I know that I won't live forever, and I am at peace with that.
>>2415204
I feel violated.
>>2415223
Thanks pal, it's a bit difficult to go "BBBZZzzzZZZZZZZzzz" without power.
>>2415225
This is what I get for having so many holes.
>>2415232
What, no bullets?
>>2415242
Demons...? I guess I shouldn't jump to conclusions, here... Also, why does your helmet look like a giant onion?
>>2415282
And if you stuck your hand in a garbage disposal, I'd do the same even if it wasn't on. Don't do idiotic things like that, idiot.
I want something cool to wear.
>>2415308
Meddling with school merchandise is a serious offense.
>>2415306
>It is.
NFGW?
>>2415325
When I feel suicidal enough. Check my mental state in about an hour or two.
>>2415319
>gives
who you think you are fucks like do you know who I am fucks fail to understand I'm like eh two letter text translation next skip that rerun like ya see one seen 'em all get eh have you the slightest I.D. why you're so trifling second I see you coming I'm teeth sucking like eh my voice eh see my reflection eh invited excited eh eh who you think you are fucks like do you know who I am fucks fail to understand I'm like eh I must confess I'm like eh no one's ever seen me feel shit but eh lil' bits of gleaming like piss christ cover me like skintight why my rep is like why they might be right I'm kinda sketch
>>2415325
Never Ever.
>>2415308
B-But I'm really, definitely not lying, if anything you're the one who's lying!
>>2415313
Gah!
>slaps away out of fear
>>2415315
J-Just because I do idiotic thing d-doesn't make me an idiot...
>>2415339
I'm not happy.
>>2415344
things*
>>2415340
Oh shit.
>>2415319
I want to feel like this someday.
>>2415358
>Shoots in the foot and runs off
>>2415367
Another me?
>>2415322
Oh, I guess so...but the girl her hand away. And the other guy...uh...you can deal with him if you want, I can't look!
>>2415344
Why would I lie about you lying though?
>>2415367
I'm not happy.
>>2415371
I'm not happy.
>>2415379
Orange is the loneliest color.
>>2415315
Aha! Why, I'm glad you asked, this is the iconic Catarina armor, bestowed upon the knights of Catarina!
Though, I must bring attention to your outfit! It's quite a culture shock!
>>2415361
>equips mini-gun
>shoots the roach
>>2415311
Hmh? Well, if thou dost say such, human.
>>2415304
>I still surprised that there's such a lack of the two of them interacting at all, jokes or not
>>2415306
>Why Futo in particular?
>>2415336
It's looking pretty bad right now
You should host before you accidentally kill yourself
>>2415382
>*put her hand away
Hmm... mmm...
>>2415371
>trips
>beats to death with a brick
>>2415382
Oh, right. Well excuse me.
>>2415197
>Fires at
>Arrests
>Detains
>>2415404
>it was a hologram
>>2415344
That's... exactly what that makes you, actually... >she sighs
You kind of remind me of some other hopeless idiot I know.
>>2415388
Hm? Call it a work uniform. Is it really that shocking?
well looks like games are dead, where's that crossword guy?
>>2415401
>Sits down beside
...
>Falls asleep
>>2415393
>Probably because.... hell, I don't actually know why.
Well well, what do we have here?
>The man produces a coin from his pocket.
Heads I stay, Tails I leave.
>He flips it.
>>2415391
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
>>2415414
>it was a dream
>stabs fatally while you're still in the matrix
>>2415415
>stupid greentext...
>>2415396
I'm nowhere near the sink cabinet yet mejt.
>>2415429
>stabs with a syringe
>absorbs all the insides
>>2415431
>This was a dream in a dream
>Cue inception sound as I slit your throat in your sleep
>>2415382
Because y-you're a l-lying liar who has to lie to live? Or something?
>>2415415
I remind you o-of an idiot? That's... w-well I guess it could be worse. Like I c-could remind you of some ugly h-hobo you saw on the side of th-the road.
>>2415410
(So cool...!)
>>2415448
But you barely know me!
>>2415401
Hmm...?
>>2415426
>She smirks, snapping a finger
Heads, I daresay.
>>2415422
>I suppose with how it is, that's as valid an answer as any
>>2415418
it was Wiggins
what we need is Organ Trail
>>2415426
>Stares at the man.
Why would you let a coin, decide your choice?
>>2415419
>falls asleep
>>2415442
>watches from under the door
Holy shit, the crazy bitch killed Jim.
RUN!
Do we have a host or I have to get out of bed and host with my not functioning brain again?
>>2415454
>are you that desperate?
>I can whip up Organ trail
>>2415453
>Yeah.
>>2415445
>that was a dream in a dream in a coma
>pulls the plug
>>2415463
may as well
>>2415454
Can we shoot Kamina's dick off again?
>>2415462
Kill me.
Dubs: I host
Odds: I play Dark Souls 3
Evens: I play Dragon Quest Heroes
>>2415393
>I said it because of the image, but being that she lived quite a long time ago compared to everyone, and her dialect, it's kinda true
>>2415453
>>2415458
>Heads.
Welp. Guess I'm staying.
>>2415426
What the coin says is final. Remember it, toots.
>>2415462
Throw it on the numbers, bb. It's all in the numbers.
>>2415463
yee
>>2415460
>More roaches detected
>whips out two small pistols
>runs after them
>>2415448
Man... You take "self deprecation" to a whole new level, don't you? No, insulting you would be like playing basketball with a retarded kid and calling him for double dribble. It just wouldn't be fair.
>>2415466
>you were looking in a mirror and pulled the plug on yourself
>>2415474
>Dragon Quest Heroes
>I hate you with all my hate!
>>2415477
>toots
I can already tell this won't go well.
>>2415478
Fuck that. Give.me 5-7 minutes to wake up and I will host.
>>2415426
What? Two-Face is here? DUDE! How did... when did... I'M SO CONFUUUUSED!
>>2415488
Why so angry, my friend, the more people buy it, the more Dragon Quest will come out in the west,
and frankly, I love me some Dragon Quest.
>>2415491
The numbers don't lie bae. If that's what you want tho I ain stopping ya
Has anyone seen david bowie?
>>2415491
Thanks. In the meantime, I'll be sharpening pencils for whoever wants some.
BBBBZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz
>>2415502
Oh screw you, I still haven't gotten over that.
>>2415502
Nope.
>>2415502
Ohhh
man..
Who's gonna tell him?
>>2415477
Indeed.
(This man face... what happened?)
Sir, who are you?
>>2415480
Get the egg-laying females into the crawlspace!
You fucking monster! You'll never get us all, for every one of us you strike down a dozen more shall rise to fight another day!
>>2415477
What luck, hmhmhm.
>>2415465
>All based on "why the hell not", I suppose.
>>2415476
>Well, and her unwillingness to change moreso.
>>2415452
You're r-right, I don't even know your name.
>>2415483
I was trying to b-be positive, actually...
>>2415502
If you w-want to see him now you're gonna need a shovel.
>>2415486
>you were talking to a mirror
>you've been trying to kill yourself all along
>kills you
>>2415510
>>2415513
what are you two talking about?
>>2415512
I'm not happy.
>>2415515
>shoots the roachs
Tee-Hee
>>2415496
>The reason i'm angry, is because I don't have it
>>2415517
>I guess that's are only real answer.
>>2415523
He's dead, Jim.
>>2415502
>>2415520
I have a shovel
>>2415527
my only friend is dead?
>>2415520
I'm Luluco! Nice to meet you.
>>2415452
>Picks him up
Well, I'll be taking this to HQ, the game looks like a bust, so I'm not sure if I'll be back until tomorrow.
See you later, Luluco.
>>2415495
(Heads I ignore the brat, Tails I don't.)
>He flips the coin.
>>2415514
Two-Face will do.
>>2415517
A stroke of luck is all it takes.
>>2415525
>I kinda feel bad for you, its pretty fun :^)
>>2415530
He's been dead for a while, where have you been?
>>2415521
>Is wearing armor that gives resistance to physical attacks
>retaliates by using a counter and doubling the damage done onto you
>>2415523
He's fucking dead dude, I don't know how else to put it.
24 or 36?
>>2415520
Yeah... You might want to work on that a bit. What is it that you want out of life?
Oh, and what was your name again?
So. How bored are we?
>>2415550
69 (prolly 24 with bump to 36)
>>2415524
OH GOD THE BLOOD! The fucking blood, it's everywhere! It's in my fucking eyes fuck!
Jerry, I can't see! The bitch got me, run! Run and save yours-
>>2415529
I'm not happy.
>>2415538
Waiting for my friend D. bowie to come over
>>2415543
fuck
fuck fuck
>flips everything
>>2415537
And an manipulator of feng shui art quite lucky in most regards.
>>2415525
>Eh, more or less
>Also goddamn, for as many images as I have, I use a rather small pool of them
>>2415537
Two-Face. An odd name, but a name all the same. I am Grolla Seyfarth.
>>2415550
If you are being serious, 24, and thanks for stepping up.
>>2415554
Forget this we might have a host.
>>2415536
You're leaving already? Aww...okay.
Goodnight, Nova!
>>2415562
Anon, calm down, you're going to hurt someone.
>>2415538
>God help me now.
>>2415564
>Same here, I have like a shit load of Flan.
>>2415537
Uhh... why exactly did you flip that coin, dude?
Guys...
>>2415560
>bottle-bashes the rest of the roach
>puts it in a tiny bag
>>2415537
>>2415495
>He ignores him.
>>2415564
Feng Shui? Never heard of it.
>>2415565
Well...Grolla, it's a pleasure.
>>2415562
That was uncalled for!
>>2415584
its not.....................possible......
>>2415584
a change of scenery is always nice
So fuck off
>>2415593
Manipulation of energy that dost permeate the universe, as well as oft governing such things as luck.
>>2415579
>I stick mostly to like a dozen or two, it seems
>>2415601
Cause it isn't.
>>2415593
>>2415581
>Nevermind, I fucked up.
>screams internally
Nothing important.
>>2415591
>the roach lies prone, coated in the blood of his brothers
>his legs broken and wings shattered, one beady black eye swivels up to gaze upon the vile creature slaughtering his kin
...Y-you.. you fucking bitch....I s-swear to God... I-I'll see you ... see you in hell!
*cough* *cough* *wheeeeeeze*
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