Welcome, to the fifthteenth Dark Souls Games, I hope you're Prepared to Die.
Somethings to consider:
>1. First 36, State gender if hard to tell
>2. Swaps are to be held until after I have posted the Reaping
>3. Covenants have been added recently, so at the end of the games I will give the winner a choice of which one to join, or not join, it is up to you.
>3.5. For each win you acquire while under a certain covenant, you'll go up a rank up to rank +3, after which you will be able to join The Dark Ladies Court, if you so wish.
Now enter your tribute and fight!
Sans
Casey Neistat
Mami Tomoe
>inb4 3 for 3
>>2387810
Maria and Harusame
>>2387810
Mii Swordfighter
Ramona Flowers
>>2387810
Yuubari
Mercury Black
Wadanohara
Koyomin
>>2387810
Elly
>>2387810
Sonia Nevermind
>>2387810
Togami Byakuya
Chiaki
Wheatly
Squid Girl
>>2387810
Misa Chiang
>>2387810
Dungeoncrawler Gogo
Matsuda
Bob
Memoca
Youkai Selfcest
Akane Owari
Morrigan Aensland
Filia
A FUCKING SHARK
>>2387810
Slowking
Pancake-chan
Lunasa Prismriver
Drake
Rick Grimes
You guys fucking wrong threaded me like twice. Fuck man.
Shokudaikiri Mitsutada
>>2387840
If that happens, I assure you I'll step in.
>>2387810
Minnie
Tsumiki Mikan
Kiryuin Satsuki
Trapped doggo
>>2387867
I want to fight you.
>>2387810
Ririchiyo
Heliolisk
Kugs
Ramlethal Valentine
>>2387810
The river king
Luffy
BAVI
>>2387878
>Grimes is on time for once
>>2387810
Machi
>>2387872
Hi ~de geso.
>>2387810
Late Mirai
Aaaand late. Fuck.
Celes
>this thread trail
Shit!
I miss Remilia.
>>2387903
>grabs tiddies
>>2387878
>wrong threaded you
>>2387902
HOLY SHIT SQUIDDY NOTICED ME
>>2387880
Thanks, chicken man. This seems legit though.
>>2387884
>>2387912
G-gi-give my spot to her please...! S-she's probably more suited for these games than I am anyways...
>>2387914
I miss the good 2hu avas.
>>2387810
Empress
>>2387907
Fuck you I am Rick.
Late Zane.
Went through quite a couple threads to find this. Oh well.
>>2387943
This is definitely not our boy Grimey.
Funny how when one host steps up like 5 do at the same time.
>>2387917
Of course I did. You said hi ~de geso.
>>2387914
I saw her just the other day.
>>2387945
I barely kept track, myself.
>>2387950
What ever. I have better things to do.
>>2387934
>I am sorry friendo
>>2387943
impostor
>cody
>I was supposed to finish a huge painting for today.
>I did nothing for the entire day.
>mfw.
>>2387934
Which ones? They're all pretty fucking garbage imo.
>>2387964
You ain't the Grimey we all love.
>>2387907
>Blames it on everyone else rather than himself
Oh no, it's Rick alright.
>>2387927
Well, I am quite sure nobody would try to disagree with that statement of yours. I appreciate the gesture.
>>2387934
Sorry I can be a letdown.
>>2387953
Because they don't want to lose rep from not hosting so they say they'd host but don't actually.
It's like those kids online that say they'd beat you up to look tough but really they're pale lanky neets.
Shion bait
>>2387974
Making a lot of assumptions right now.
>>2387953
Funny how a skeleton can talk without vocals cords
>>2387992
I wasn't being serious, he is a funny guy though.
>>2387934
> Sorry I can't meet your standers.
>>2387989
>Thinking I give a single shit about rep
I host only when I feel like it.
>>2387989
Fuck off Vino.
>>2388002
"You better be sorry bitch" He says as he slaps your face.
>>2387989
>generalizing that many people
wewlad
>>2387989
My only rep is being the guy that spooks out of nowhere during dead hours.
>>2387994
Funny how you aren't murdering people with snu snu right now.
>>2387934
>You'd complain even if we were all the exact opposite of how we are, most likely. Sorry to disappoint, but I dunno.
>>2387989
I'll fuckin slap ya with a cheeky nandos mejt.
JOO TAKE MAH EMMERROWDS?!
>>2387934
I think they aren't that bad, but all of them are really boring.
>>2387953
The Lord of Justice cannot condone such things.
>>2387989
Drink oven cleaner, Izaya.
>>2387999
Ehh. If being a dick is your thing I guess he has his moments much like how Ocelot can have a moment or two.
>>2388014
Give me back my quotations!
>>2388011
Lancer cancer Lancer cancer
>>2388016
I do other things
>>2388017
>passive aggressive greentext
Aussa?
>>2388017
Fuck off
>>2388035
"No"
>>2388040
>Only one person has ever done that
Good bait though. I guess I'll take it.
>>2388038
Like reading the ads?
>>2388040
>I haven't hidden that for ages.
Check it now, and make your swaps now!
>>2388021
What?
>>2388017
Don't worry Aussa. Nobody expects you to be interesting, go back to talking about your mistress and the shrine that you didn't destroy 24/7.
>>2388055
>>2388057
>tfw I wasn't wrong
>>2388045
I'll find you and kill you.
>>2388053
And blames everything else? Yeah, that can be pretty funny.
>>2388056
You think l is reading "Firemen monthly" for the ads?
>>2388069
Yup. That's the Grimey I'm talking about, it gives me solid laughs.
does anyone know if Koutetsujou no Kabaneri is any good?
>>2388059
Ah wan' tah give mah spawt to
>>2387938
>Minnie
>>2388059
It looks just as terrible as I expected.
Begin when ready.
>>2388059
It looks acceptable.
>>2388065
It wasn't a secret
>>2388066
>mfw Sakuya can summon xbones
ANON IS DONE FOR!
>>2388045
Is this the bartender faggot?
>>2388074
Are...Are you looking for a fire hydrant to use the restroom? Well.. I guess it will at least be on the magazine.
>>2388059
>>2387903
Swap me in for the worthless little cat.
>>2388065
Did you not already know?
>>2388065
>Still haven't hidden that in days.
>>2388059
I feel bad for doubting. Give my spot to the next person in line, please;
>>2387853
>>2387890
>He called me out on my shit so I'm gonna get mad an respond to him telling him he's wrong
I suppose if you live in denial long enough you'll start to think it's the truth.
>>2388078
Thanks a bunch!
>>2388093
>>2388059
*out
I shouldn't be doing multiple things at once, it always results into less than I'd like to do.
>>2388059
>>2387890
>>2387874
>swap
>>2388066
"You thought it was Anon but it was I DIO!" he stops time with za warudo
>>2388059
I disagree with my district. Lets get started.
>>2388093
I'd thank you, but you called me worthless... I'm an elite, thank you very much...
>>2388091
I'm going to grind you into Jello and eat you
>>2388099
Is this Hoshi's latest avatar?
>>2388099
why yah talkin 'bout yahself?
>>2388100
Yer welcome
>>2388059
Looks fine, host.
>>2387865
Memoca! I'm so glad you're here...have you seen the others?
>>2388118
Yup. Just ignore it or filter it.
>>2388118
Close, it's Vino; the erper that "quit for good this time" a couple months ago
>>2388099
(You)
Fuck off fagola
>>2388114
Are you implying you can catch me? Damn kids and their magazines about fire hydrants.
>>2388111
>Is frozen in time with a pikachu next to me.
Last call!
>>2388131
Isn't asellus played by vino?
>>2388099
How about you can it, Izaya? The game is about to start.
>>2388097
>>2388102
Thanks both of you
>>2388135
>catches you
I do believe I was called upon. What is thou'st request?
gears 4 beta is fun af
>>2388141
yes
>>2388141
Isn't Asellus also Nanashi?
Lancer more like cancer
>>2388146
OH FUCK! At least give me a warning! My old heart can't take that.
>>2388113
Keep dreaming, child. One of these days you might actually end up believing your own shallow words.
>>2388141
I thought it was Flandre
>>2388139
Ah tank yah fah da game
>>2388125
Oh! Hello Wadda.
...No, I haven't seen anyone aside from that lobster, I can't even remember her name!
>>2388157
I am an Elite though. Certified by Hebijo and everything... Sheesh.
>>2388147
I was just checking if you're still here or not, s-senpai
>>2388145
Happy to help, ma'am.
>Died with 1 hit away from killing Pontiff
Something inside of me just died.
It begins...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_mJUwgwhgQ
>>2388166
It's my pleasure~
>>2388156
Does skellingtons have hearts?
>>2388160
You know you're wrong just saying. The Charm Lord has posted their ava wallpaper countless times. Just saying.
>>2388188
That's why I asked. I wasn't sure if it was him or not.
>>2388168
Huh? Lobco was here? All by herself? That's weird...she's almost always with Chlomaki. I hope nothing bad happened to her.
>>2388183
I love gardening!
>>2388188
>charm lord
>is horrible at flirting
I hope that is IC.
Odds I get more costume DLC for ToX
Evens I get R&C Into the Nexuse
Dubs I stay here for 5 more hours.
>>2388183
Yay! Breakfast!
>>2388181
Yeah, somethin outside a ya too
Your hopes
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cRIkISyDOYs
>>2388183
>equips
>>2388196
Even if it isn't, it's funny.
>>2388197
Fuck. Rolling one more time.
>>2388183
I'm simply doing this to make things more interesting, don't mistake this for me being "kind-hearted".
>>2388185
Deep, deep down within our ribcage, there is an obstruction. This obstruction symbolizes our love. Our love of calcium based products...and spooking the shit out of fleshies
>>2388183
Ohh, I want this, and this, oh! I want this too..I'll take this..
>>2388195
Yeeeaah, I think she said something about coming alone..I don't know, I wasn't listening.
>>2388183
Where did I put my rod?
Anime sucks
>>2388196
>It is. That's why I love it so much
>>2388203
I've seriously never considered taking my life more than I have at this very moment.
Day 1.
Casey has good choice in weapons!
Squid Girl is a merciful girl!
Memoca needs some friends to help them out!
Brutal, Akane.
Sans wants that sweet Ahoge~
>>2388214
WAIFU
A
I
F
U
>>2388222
Brainless idiots...
>>2388222
Wahhh! Fight for me, my soldiers!
...Wait, I want to get the last hit!
>>2388233
W A D D A
A
D
D
A
>>2388222
I'd have you by now, but this is heavy stuff.
>>2388225
What? Did I say something strange?
Filthy frank is best waifu
>>2388173
Sure thing, kid, and I'm the pope.
>>2388212
Did you at least say hi to her...?
>>2388216
>ANIME WAS A MISTAKE
>>2388222
Teamwork is always important. Specially in life or death situations!
>>2388245
Wahhh~ Senpai, you're embarrassing me!!
Is Hikki here?
>>2388177
I see....that is fine, I am always around, all you need'st to do is call upon me and I will show up.
>>2388251
Uhh, noo..
I think I just missed her! In fact, I think she might've been looking for you.
Pay your respects for those who have gone hollow.
>Pancake-chan
>Gogo
Kana finds another victim
Squid girl is now a delicious squid based dish~
Drake falls for the oldest trick in the book....
Togami isn't as mean as he seems...
>>2388263
Yee.
>>2388211
Huh...
>>2388222
>dies
My friend got his hand torn up by his dog. I asked why she did it and he said that he smacked her ass for being a bitch.
>>2388222
You made the right choice. It's gonna cost you though. Elite skills don't come cheap!
>>2388250
Oh, pardon me then, your Eminence...
>>2388265
>Pets
>>2388270
ZzZz...
>>2388272
Got something you'd probably like to use.
>>2388222
I can't let him have it.
l want Hikki to give me a hickey
>>2388196
I am to lazy to type their name so I just call them by their title, bite me.
>>2388194
You should just ask them to post the wallpaper again. Hint, Vino is someone else. Have fun trying to figure that one out.
>>2388260
>Kissu
>>2388292
I want Hikkle to tickle my pickle
>>2388270
I'll stay up to keep watch, Chiaki's snoring is keeping me from sleeping anyway..
>>2388270
It's a hobby more than a profession, but maybe I could be called one.
>>2388298
I don't really care who vino is. I just want the white haired faggot to fuck off.
>>2388298
>too lazy
>the title is longer than the name
>>2388240
M E M O C A
E
M
O
C
A
>>2388269
Really? I wonder why that would be...did you hear her say anything else?
>>2388270
W-Who are you?
>>2388278
...thou art an odd one indeed....
>>2388270
>>2388311
I do not snore.
I hope Mii Swordfighter doesn't have an itch after this...
Chiaki: "Plant your roots in me"
....T-that Ramona event is accurate... (I think...)
Wheatly using an old fighting trick of the Undead
>>2388320
But white haired faggots are cool. Look at Saika.
>>2388275
What a surprise, you're not even understanding cynical remarks. It was but expected from just another child.
>>2388270
Don't come near here unless you're willing to pay the price.
>>2388337
I hope I didn't cause you too much trouble...please take this as an apology.
>>2388328
...I wasn't listening. She really does whine a lot.
>>2388330
Yes, you do!
>>2388337
You go that way, and I'll goooo...this way!
>>2388337
Uh, thanks.
>>2388326
Charm Lord does not get auto corrected on mobile. Also, my inability to remember their name. Asellus too much work for my small autistic brain.
>>2388337
I wish I weren't ashes to begin with, but I guess it had to be done.
>>2388339
I just want that one particular white haired faggot to go away. Comfy hours are about to start.
IT'S TARKUS, DO NOT PURSE HIM!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC1N-1SMAXQ
>>2388300
>uses tongue
>you like this
>>2388384
That was my last humanity too. I guess I'll be grinding more for the rest of the game.
>>2388384
Do I look like a golem?
>>2388384
Well, that was a disappointingly short run
>>2388384
Think I saw some Golems go that way.
>>2388384
I did it! I survived because I'm the best!
>>2388384
I'm a demon, don't you see my horns?
>>2388384
Memocha...wasn't enough.
>>2388379
Just ignore them. Don't be me and get triggered over every little thing.
>>2388354
Don't be mean...Chlomaki can be a little...rough with her sometimes, you should cut her some slack.
>>2388384
I'm a witch, not a golem...
>>2388410
>F
Pay your respects for those who have gone hollow... I ain't reading all that...
Shark hugs are best hugs
Sonia is becoming a demon
Togami is a based invader
Shokudaikiri is easily upset...
>>2388384
Nope, not a golem.
>>2388354
No I do not.
>>2388453
Get it off get it off get it off.
>>2388453
>Shark hugs are best hugs
Agreed!
>>2388453
Now that that's done, I can practice playing a bit before I can get some sleep.
Sharks are pretty scary...
The white guy steals from the black guy... is it opposite day?
OLDEST. TRICK.
git gud at smash
Link, if you're lurking, knowing what's wrong is better than being left in the dark, no matter the reason.
>>2388508
Can you stop being so gay for link?
>>2388499
I just haven't played in a while.
>>2388499
You're wrong in every single way! Come back here and apologize!
>>2388499
That "Mario" guy is supposed to be the best character right?
Sorry for using him.
>>2388438
She needs to learn to stand up for yourself.
I'm just thankful you're not like that.
>>2388463
How would you know? You're asleep, dummy.
should I just end it all?
>>2388499
Get awaaaaaaaaaay!
>>2388538
Just fucking do it.
I actually regained my will to live with Pontiff Sulyvahn's death, but yeah go ahead and just kill yourself.
>>2388513
I miss him so much.
Pay your respects for those who have gone hollow
>Youkai Selfcest
>Mercury Black
Hollow Rampage!
Sonia found Shovel Knight's camp!
How did you manage that Sans?
