First 36. Will bump if we hit a certain amount of UIDs in the first 48 entries.
Sans
Edubbz
>>2384622
Vampy
>>2384622
A mugger
>>2384622
Fujiwara no Mokou
Ramona Flowers
>>2384622
Kars
Kuga
>>2384622
Elly
>>2384622
King of Salt
Eggman-kun
>>2384612
I called dibs on the hanging, you kick the stool
Lunasa Prismriver
The O's
Firestorm Girl Adyson
Erica Hartmann
Furry porn
>>2384622
Venom Sans
Razmi
Pancake-chan
Hatsume Mei
>>2384618
What are you getting at? I'm not following all this lingo.
>>2384628
Well don't worry, I'LL be sure I'm there!
Filthy Frank
Frank Remover Hitler
Vic Viper
Ken Kaneki
>>2384622
Mister Stalker
>>2384609
THE FUCKING ZONE IS A WALKING WORLD PARADOX YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING ANOMALY.... ecept' they don't speak...
>>2384610
Yes... Kinda didn't go well for both us... I killed his family, he killed my friends, and in the end he got fucked by a Chimera, and now his fellow crew are or were hunting me down.
>>2384622
Yin
Blue Beetle
>>2384622
Ririchiyo
Shalashaska
Muffets ass
Inda Jownes
KC Royals
A FUCKING SHARK
Best friend Gaen
THE GUY
>>2384622
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>2384622
Weeaboo Jones
Red Dick
Ta's Juicy Ass
Erica's husbando
Carol
>>2384657
That's... nice of you...
>>2384622
Goofy
Nito
Squid Girl
Hideo Kojima
Quantum Ranger
>>2384680
4 u
Best friend Hane
Geolyte
>>2384609
Oh, just wait! I'm so ready to dodge that stupid scythe of yours! And then I'm gonna plow that field when I get close enough! OHOHOHOHOHOH
>>2384612
Fuck off, dude! I'm just trying to play the game!
I'M JUST..TRYING...TO PLAY THE GAME.
>>2384615
What are you TALKING about, dude?
Ackackackackack, lookit this guy! He's like a ripoff, ripoff uh... Nightcrawler! Yeah, he's a Chinese Nightcrawler!
>>2384689
>>2384658
Nothing like a good nut.
Been gone for the past few months, fill me in.
>>2384682
That's what friends are for!
>>2384636
are you gonna pick up ramona?
you can have my folder
>Best friend Hane
>>2384687
>Pets the Squid Girl
>>2384646
Sounds like we got a deal. How about one more rewatch of Chef, for old times sake?
>>2384678
>>2384679
>The filthyfrank circlejerk is growing like an actual cancer cell
>>2384699
...Kids these days, I swear.
>>2384710
Everything is cancer and I want to die.
>>2384689
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Look at this! I get to FIGHT KOJIMA!
Maaan, what a weird game! This is awesome, I'm gonna FIGHT FUCKING KOJIMA!
>starts singing annoyingly
K-K-K-KOJIMA WORLD ORDER!
>>2384721
So....
still wanna see that comic I was talking about?
>>2384717
>>2384721
GO Adyson! Do us proud!
>>2384691
Oh don't worry. I have that.
>>2384720
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>>2384721
What the hell is this district ? I mean there is this wrong and unaccepted person... and also Muffet's ass
>>2384732
How about you never bring that up again.
>>2384721
Looks good.
>>2384721
>>2384710
Nothing changed.
>>2384721
Looks good
>>2384721
Fast
>>2384657
Your stench trench? Your slot machine? Your stink box?
>>2384677
I'm THE GUY.
THE REAL GUY.
>>2384664
How do I "sound" like an anomaly, sir, hm?
>>2384699
>Hurls scythe
...And I'm a gatekeeper, not a gardener.
>>2384721
I don't think either of these really "count" as humans. Huh.
>>2384720
Last time I watched it I got cancer, I will bring the popcorn.
>>2384731
Not today Phil. But maybe some day.
>>2384711
Hopefully nothing bad happens like last time...
>>2384750
>throws brick
>>2384714
I guess so, unless she's still being ava'd.
>>2384721
alright, let's kick some ass.
>>2384721
It's fine.
>>2384752
Pretty good for a new host, huh?
>>2384741
What are you a fucking faggot?
>>2384753
HEY! I've got a slot machine back at the shop that I've been fixing up for a local casino! HAHA!
>>2384769
Huh?
>>2384721
And I STILL don't get to pick my team! What the hell, dude!?
>>2384755
>hit by it
WHAT THE HELL?! I PRESSED DODGE! I totally pressed dodge!!!!
>>2384762
Ohhhhhh, now he's running! Yeah, Kojima, you hack! Go run off back to your independent company like a little pussy! This is a place for MEN! ACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACK
>claps like a seal
>>2384722
Is that not what you are? C'mon dude, you totally look likethat!
>>2384743
alright.
>>2384755
Confusing as hell and fucking talking about demons and shit, which I believe could be the reason for Anomalies.
>>2384771
im never here so feel free to
i didn't ruin her so you're fine
Has Wadanohara been around yet?
>>2384653
that you, buddy?
been a whole since i've seen you, ol' venom. kick some 'ass' out there for me, won't you? heheh.
>>2384780
Your swimsuit place?
>>2384770
I-is it time to tip the scales?
>>2384780
N-nothing...
>>2384781
No, No I'm the Blue Beetle, Pendejo.
>>2384787
Goodie, now just, I dunno, sell it for...bullets, or whatever Russians use for currency.
Evens I stay
Odds I buy Hyrule Warriors for the 3DS
>>2384741
>teleports behind you
>raises his legendary blade, folded over 10000 times
.......not today
>flies away
>>2384761
I'll bring the chromosomes, but be warned my crop is running low.
>>2384699
Lifes a game, sadly you lost.
Ready?
>>2384781
Calling me a hack eh Phil? You are very lucky that you don't have to face my power...
>>2384781
>Return path
Take your frustration and turn it in to a productive source of energy or something.
>I hope you enjoy yourself with that.
>>2384787
Oh, I'm just pondering as to what species of youkai I am. I forgot who knows how many years ago.
>>2384792
>I don't think so
>>2384798
I mean I could sell it for bullets in the Metro.
>>2384789
Hey qt 3.14, want a good nut?
>>2384804
Bring some cake too.
X7-10
>>2384818
xx:47
>>2384794
What? I don't have a swimsuit!
>>2384796
You suuuuuuure?
>>2384793
alright. another thing, it's good to see ya too man.
>>2384798
What the hell is the Blue Beetle?! That's weird! I've never read comic books.
>>2384804
Your asshole's a game and you lost! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2384815
You're lucky that you're hiding behind your stupid company! Come out and fight me like a man, Kojima! C'MAAAAAHN
>>2384816
Your fight is total BULLSHIT, dude! How do you even throw that thing!?
>>2384819
ay that's pretty bad
>>2384837
Oh c'mon!!! I'm already tired!? I only had 5 cheeseburgers today!
>>2384829
Okay. but the parts it would cover if you did wear one.
>>2384837
Well, I'm from many elite squads but I don't think any of these people are actually from one of them
>>2384837
Aint no stopping this bird!
>>2384778
>>2384804
>IS DEAD
>>2384816
Aw man. Maybe tomorrow.
>>2384789
Thanks
>>2384837
>>2384838
Wait Phil, I'll show you my power once I enter these... games.
>>2384829
Yeah... it's nothing...
>>2384816
Stop trying to explain it, it's really making me confused.
>>2384837
I'll hide and shoot people from the back
>>2384848
Okay, what about 'em?
>>2384865
I don't believe it, but I won't pressure you! Not gonna trod on your feet or nothing!
Be honest HG.
How old is your Club Penguin account?
>>2384819
Fuck, I might not have any, what kind? You feeling pubes or semen tonight?
>>2384837
Ay baby, I'd gladly take you home if that's what you're looking for.
>>2384838
In that case your moms vagina is a game, and I won that with flying colours.
I swapped someone in, so uh, don't ask questions about why I'm out of the game.
>>2384837
Oh, I'm a guy now...?
>>2384838
With my arms.
>>2384867
Well, you're a bit simpler-minded than most humans here....
>>2384858
>I believe they're also Lobster-chan and Seagull-chan.
>>2384873
hang on let me check.
>>2384873
11 years
>>2384873
my AQWorlds account is like 10 years old
>>2384861
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/8k4efor19km964e/AAAXr2APL0rVvJOxfCciMkHUa?dl=0
enjoy
>>2384837
>jumps from out of a heilcopter
let's do this.
>>2384873
never had one sadly
>>2384842
I have a friend from Japan, I am sure he can bring me some of those, how do you call them? "Pokeis", come on, one package for one nut do you agree?
>>2384837
Good thing I am not black otherwise I would have drowned.
>>2384856
Hey, thats pretty good.
>>2384874
Mix em both, put some of your tumm tumm hair.
>>2384885
>...who?
>>2384878
Put some fucking pants on you slut.
>>2384870
Thank you...
>>2384858
>>2384885
>Nope! I meant to give it to Wadanohara, but I forgot whoops
Be honest HG.
Why are you still here?
>>2384873
What is this Club Penguin I heard about? Is it some sort of scheme? If so, I ain't touching that.
>>2384885
I have things on my mind... that are different to others here.
>>2384873
>My nephew has one, I don't know how old it is.
>>2384910
TO THE PROM!
FOR ITEMS!
FOR GLORY!
FOR THE AFTER-PROM SE- I mean THE FEAST!
>>2384870
I'm coming for that later.
>>2384899
no, i can't say that I do
>>2384873
I just checked and it's a few days away from 3000 days old. That's back in like February 2008.
Where does the time go.
>>2384910
Oh. Thank you.
>>2384917
procrastination instead of doing work
>>2384910
Heh, I don't need any where I'm going
>>2384917
Been gone for two months, looking on coming back
>>2384906
These are pants. They are just made to look like underwear.
>>2384911
Doooon't mention it!
>>2384922
But you already do, every time I get here! Then I tell you to stop and then this stuff happens, HAHA!
>>2384917
haven't made it to 0 yet
>>2384921
Hmmm? Like?
>She taps her scythe against her shoulder
>>2384903
>Literally a lobster girl and seagull girl
>>2384916
>Whoops. Sorry about the confusion!
>>2384917
>To host
>>2384910
I'm THE GUY.
>>2384917
>Neighborhood is getting a wee-bit too dangerous for me.
>>2384940
Revy?
>>2384917
I rolled dubs in one thread one time and now I can't leave.
>>2384874
Well, your... FUCK YOU, dude.
>>2384863
I'll be waiting! I'm gonna destroy the Kojima World Order!
>>2384885
Good fuckin' answer! That doesn't say anything!
>>2384910
Okay fine, looks like we're hunting
>takes two steps and trips on a branch
OH, C'MAAAAHN!
>>2384910
hey kiddo. didn't your mother taught ya how to fix a skeleton?
>>2384899
てゃんks
>Shoots an arrowpost at poster below
>>2384943
you're going to bed early.
get going.
>>2384968
you have shit aim
Oh hey there buddy, been a while huh?
>>2384959
Now 28 minutes
>>2384906
Ask her for a good nut.
>>2384910
OH SHIT
>>2384924
How about those chinese cartoons in a book? Hentais, I am sure a fine Chinese woman like you can't say no to that.
>>2384910
>>2384950
I can't stand up to someone such as yourself.
>>2384917
>Eh. No real reason.
>>2384955
Worse.
>>2384981
Honestly probably more around 29 or 30 minutes since it took a few seconds to copy and paste it.
>>2384917
I'm not sticking around for much longer, I don't think.
>>2384983
Dude, I don't WANT medical supplies but I picked them up anyway! What the hell?
I took a step and I automatically picked them up!
YESSSS, okay. Good fucking item mechanics.
>>2384982
>>2384943
Hey babe, can I get a good nut?
>>2384958
Fuck me? FUCK YOU!
>>2384983
That's not a good sign.
>>2384890
will do
Be honest HG.
Who do you miss?
>>2384948
Stuff.
>>2384980
...you are without a doubt a mutant.
>>2384983
Ah don't wan' tu die
>>2384983
What? Where am I? What happened?
>>2384917
>Because I have nothing better to do.
>>2384982
i mean to disappoint you
>>2384983
I've never actually done anything like this before.
>>2384983
Oh wow, I might not wanna kill myself today.
>>2384970
Nani?
>>2384983
On a normal day I'd be able to beat them all single handed but my teammates were quite the hindrance
>>2385007
the real slim shady
>>2384983
damn it... i knew i should've ambush with these guys...
>>2385023
ech
wrong daughter
you should sleep anyway
sleep is good
>>2385007
Slaanesh. And old Mado.
>>2385007
Kei Nagase and Saori
>>2384967
Ching Chong Kung Kow
>>2385007
A Good Nut
>>2385016
Come on, give me a good nut.
>>2385005
Nop
>>2384958
Well, how else do you throw something?
>>2384983
Not today!
>>2385024
Well, you're confident.
>>2385009
Lemme guess, can't be bothered telling something that's not a human?
>>2384944
I guess I should go before I bring down the mood... my head is... acting funny again...
>>2385024
Next time you should team up with me
>>2384983
Oops.
>>2385034
how the hell am i gonna give you a nut if i cant even nut myself
>>2385007
>No one that really comes to mind right now.
>>2385045
I know right
>>2385041
Well hey, make sure to have one of those Tylenol, yeah?
>>2385003
I don't carry nuts.
>>2385034
意ぃ家とエアtおランゲじゅいせ身ぇウィ尾wンヴぉ見栄ヴぇもr人
>>2385045
How about you little girl? Mind giving me a good nut?
>>2384983
Eat shit KC
>>2385009
I-I like to think I'm p-pretty normal considering things...
>>2385007
>>2385055
Is it bad that I don't actually miss anyone until I hear their name?
>>2385037
There's like 3 different buttons for it! How can you not be more specific?
My gaaaahd, this tutorial SUUUCKS!
>>2385045
THE FUCK!? I WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP!?
Why didn't the game TELL ME!? This is bullshit!
I was in a relationship! AKAKAKAKAKAKAK! Yeah, okay! In a relationship with a mugger! In a relationship with a fucking mugger! Like "OHHHH DSP LET ME SHOVE THIS GUN IN YOUR BUTT" AKAKAKAKAKAAK.
>>2385045
>>2385058
I'll try to remember... it was nice seeing you again Mei...
>>2385079
You wanna come a little close? Ahahahahah..... We can- we can share body heat!
>>2385037
I'd rather not shout out loud my sins to anyone really.
>>2385071
You and me buddy, you and me.
>>2385072
>Well, I don't see it being that bad.
>>2385007
>Sunset, Jesus, Kano, Seth
>Other people too but I feel like they are still here
>>2385079
P-pure strategy
>>2384944
Oh. W-Well, you're not wrong.
>>2385060
Oh don't worry about that, I got some to share.
>>2385079
HAH! GOTTEEEEEEEM
>>2384980
Well, he's certainly an...imposing-looking one.
>>2385076
Who said I was the tutorial giver? Maybe you just skipped them ages ago.
>>2385079
Blergh. Be careful.
>>2385093
Does it really matter what one says here?
>>2385065
Fuck I just triggered him some Nagasaki flashbacks.
>>2385051
Oh shit you have a dick?
>>2385079
Wanna nut together?
>>2385029
But I'm hosting.
>>2385084
You too, Carol! Looking forward to our next chat!
>>2385097
So what're you getting at then?
>>2385099
But I don't eat nuts.
>>2385102
Have you ever been fucked over by the people you trusted, and then did something that'll fuck everyone over?
>>2385007
I miss old HG
>>2385103
only for you
>>2385105
so?
you're not very good if you're not hosting in your sleep
>>2385099
>>2385079
I don't find this very amusing.
>>2385108
I was asking for a nut, you dumb bitch.
>cocks shotgun
And I better get it too.
>>2385123
Wow, a fucking river.
Maybe I can finally fucking drown myself.
>>2385102
Why would I do that!? I just wanna play the game!
>>2385123
Ohhh, that must be the Indians trying to pass the smoke signals!
HEYAWUNNAWHOANTUAHOA!
>>2385123
I suspect that this is the calm before the storm
>>2385114
Well, I was kicked by my mistress once, but not particularly.
>>2385123
>Hurls scythe
What is WITH these humans...!?
>>2385107
I-I don't know anymore.
>>2385108
I want to nut.
>>2385118
That makes it better, as long as you don't put it in my asshole it wont be gay, lets nut together.
>>2385123
She didn't like my nut.
>>2385118
But I've never done that before.
>>2385131
>Cocks gun
>>2385123
Sorry, I'll get it back to you later.
>>2385140
Well, alright then! HA!
>>2385144
but i cant nut
i never could
you can still hear my agony filled howls in the night as i cant nut
>>2385150
never too late to try
>>2385103
>K I L L S Y O U
>>2385144
I don't get it.
>>2385102
He's a pretty big guy...
>>2385140
*psst*
you got to assert dominance
punch her
>>2385130
BRO, IT'S JUST A PRANK
>>2385144
Hey bro, bro.
You need a tissue?
>>2385150
>cocks cock
>>2385123
>>2385136
Yeah, the old geezer and his sons treated me like family, and then shot my right hand, basically fucking over my aiming, but I stole their most valuable artifact... and I have no idea what the fuck this is, but his sons REALLY wanted it, so I threw it over a Bloodsucker den, and well they went straight inside it and died horribly... and then.... more shit happens.
>>2385161
>Puts Chef soundtrack
You wanna go buckethead?
>>2385175
Oh, nice, another ship?
Duuuude, I like this relationship option bettter!
Hey, baby! Wanna use my tools? AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK
>>2385172
Pranks are supposed to be funny.
>>2385133
Oooh, so first you complain about not having tutorials, now you complain about them existing~?
>>2385168
I'm sure there's bigger.
>>2385181
...Well, then. Wait...Bloodsucker?
>>2385175
Eeeeer, no I don't. I wouldn't dare wish that sorta thing upon the lady.
>>2385175
Weird, I never saw that toy chest before
>>2385158
Its okay I am going to nut for both of us.
>>2385166
Its okay as long as I get my nut.
>>2385172
Haven't nutted yet.
>>2385175
I hope you give me a good nut because of this fuck up.
is it possible to travel back in time and kick my own ass?
>>2385199
You shouldn't need a tutorial though! It's bullshit if you need a tutorial to learn how to do things! You just should learn them by doing it!