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THE BEST THERE EVER WAS
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
Blue Beetle
>>2383598
Pancake-chan
>>2383598
Naota
>>2383598
X7-10
Ramona Flowers
Eggman-kun
Sans
>>2383598
Mister Stalker
>>2383598
Hatsume Mei
>>2383583
You're getting serious, huh? Well, if you act like that I'm gonna have to treat you like a Villain in return!
>>2383592
HAHA! I guess not, huh?
Vic Viper
>>2383598
Boba Fett
Lunasa Prismriver
Rachnera
Friendship Spaceman
Casey Reistat
>>2383598
Spike
>>2383598
No Name
>>2383591
>He raises it, glossing over it
Of course it's real, why wouldn't it be? And before you ask, I'm not letting you touch it.
>>2383600
That's not a very good thing, if you value your life.
It's probably not a good idea to rob people you don't even know.
>>2383598
Elly
Box
>>2383556
Fish, and plankton, and sea greens and protein from the sea. It's all here, fresh as harvest day! Fish, and plankton, and sea greens and protein from the sea. And then it stopped coming, and they came instead. So, I stored them here.
>>2383598
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Erica Hartmann
Carol
A FUCKING SHARK
Yukine
Sanae Kochiya
Filthy Frank
Mii Swordfighter
Lord Beerus
Suwako
The Player
Nepgear
Sheep-chan
Rick Grimes
Squid Kid
>>2383621
Yeah? And what are you going to do about it, punk?
Travelling Dancer
Weeaboo Jones
>>2383621
Apparently not...
>sits up straight
Hey! Let's go do something fun!
Nowi
>>2383633
But we stalkers don't have anything to live for, besides, in the zone you need to be rough, sure not all of us rob people but you know... I kinda owe a shit ton of people a shit ton of money.
Furry porn
>>2383633
Whoa....
>his eyes look over it in awe for a moment
...Wait, what do you need that for? Aren't you afraid what the police are gonna do if they catch you with it?
Ken Kaneki
>>2383666
Well I always keep my essentials on me, like my Shrink Ray! I'd hate to have to use it like that, but Villains are Villains!
>>2383670
Something fun!? HAHA, YEAH!
What do you got in mind?
>>2383621
>>2383567
...Exactly what I've heard before.
>She arches an eyebrows as she glances at your eyes
Her name's Kurumi. She's a vampire and my co-worker.
>>2383573
>>2383633
That'd be more up to if the human's okay with you staying. Even I asked permission.
>>2383623
>>2383597
Flight, magical bullets, and a bit of telekinesis, as it's called.
>>2383607
>>2383637
"They"? "Them"?
>>2383668
You're not wanted here.
Nymphs throne
>>2383691
>Points gun at you
>>2383493( awawa )
I'm planing your new job to pay for your damages, girl!
>Had to take care of something.
>>2383670
>>2383713
What damages? I didn't do nothing!
>>2383691
I... don't know... maybe you could shot me how to make something...
>>2383700
Out of curiosity, do you have to know something is being fired at you to stop it?
>>2383704
Girls don't go to the restroom.
Woosh
>>2383725
But what comes out of your asshole?
>>2383725
>pets the Nymph-chan
>>2383720
You hug me once then suddenly one of my cannons falls off? That can't be a coincidence.
>>2383703
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2383734
They don't look that bad to work with.
Time to try to win again...
>>2383738
What kind of stupid question is that!? Kill yourself!
>>2383742
>Breaks anon's hand
>>2383725
Orly
>>2383675
Why not work for it, then? Surely someone must be hiring.
>>2383677
I'm not really scared of the police, but I consider it a part of me, even though I plan to never unsheathe this blade again.
>>2383700
I'm not too worried about it.
>>2383700
The people and the fish! The fish stopped coming and the humans came in there place.
So, I store them here. I'm ready and you're ready.
>Pulls out some guns
It's my job...to FREEZE YOU!
>>2383734
I'm ready and you're ready.
>>2383490
Of course you are! You're really the best, you know that?
>>2383746
Now that you mention it, what a coincidence!
>>2383734
you can swap me out for the first person who didnt make it in
>>2383767
Yeah, they hire me to either kill someone, or kill a mutant, sometimes something peaceful like treasure fetching.
>God this art is so bad it's good.
>>2383724
Main issue there being is that enemies' projectiles tend to be of a different..."frequency", so to speak from my own. I can toss something in the way to stop it, but not outright take control.
>>2383767
You hardly seem worried about much, considering about how I throw a certain term around.
>She laughs briefly
>>2383775
>She blinks
What?? Tch, you don't even realize I'm a youkai.
>>2383734
I suddenly dislike one of my teammates....
>>2383767
What then? Are you gonna beat people up with the sheath?
...Well, carrying a bat is okay for me.
>he takes a swing
>>2383766
My only "throne" is the seat at the dinner table and the seat in front of the TV.
>>2383734
Alright let's MOVE
>>2383780
A very impossible one. Now tell me what can you do so I get you an adequate job.
>>2383797
I can sleep!
>>2383795
Off we trot
>>2383795
10...9...8...7...5..4..1!
>>2383794
oh okay
>>2383700
Never heard of 'em either! Sorry!
>>2383711
Huh? That for me, or is it just a threat?
>>2383723
Hmmmmmmm...
It's a little hard to grasp, even for some of the simple stuff, but I can think of something!
>>2383795
YEAH!
Listen to this baby purr!
>>2383791
>Approaches you
Ahahaha...AHA, AHAAHAHAHAA, AHOOHOHOHO!
>>2383795
Finally, an actually fish!
>>2383795
Okay! Giving it a shot...!
>>2383795
It's the time yet again to repeat the same old mistakes as last.
>>2383795
Contrary to what some may think, I continually add new events
>>2383791
That's unique. Most "magic" users I've seen can't stop one if they aren't paying attention to it.
>>2383808
...Sleeping isn't a job, that's being lazy!
>>2383847
It's a pretty tiresome job.
>>2383841
Ah, food, let's hope it ain't rotten.
>>2383822
>Shoots you in the foot
>>2383841
Oh shit
>>2383841
What... Where did everyone go!? Guys!?
Is this the dank memes thread?
>>2383841
What could possibly go wrong?
Nick Wilde
>>2383822
...Thank you anyways, ma'am.
>She smiles weakly, before stowing it away and replacing her hat
>>2383823
This really isn't something you want to do.
>She begins to float backwards, twirling her scythe
>>2383842
Why the tone? Hell, the only reason I lasted so long against either of those humans was due to that....
>>2383870
>>2383841
...A lot.
>>2383872
A tad slow on the draw, sir.
>>2383872
>humps
>>2383850
Sleeping is what you do AFTER you work on a tiresome job. No one will pay yo just by sleeping!
>>2383861
A two versus two breaks out
Erica takes advantage of an opportunity
Frank may have a bad time
>>2383794
>pets
Dummy.
>>2383883
But I'll do it now!
Not like I owe you something!
>>2383878
Oh. Now I realize...
>>2383884
Wasn't me.
>>2383841
Woo! I don't mind this slip at all, HAHA!
>>2383856
Alright, HYDRAULICS!
>Metal poles spring from her outfit, launching her out of the way.
HAHA! Perfect!
>>2383878
No problem!
>>2383884
Hey, HEY I said don't touch those!
Whats the website for these games?
>>2383884
>>2383878
>He begins to fire lasers
Oh, but it is something I must do!
>>2383884
You'll have to sleep on the top bunk..
>>2383884
Night, don't let the bandits bite, because that means they are not bandits but zombies.
>>2383879
>sprays you with a water bottle
Simmer down pup.
>>2383878
Just a bit of fascination. Nothing more.
>>2383893
W-What the heck was that?
>>2383888
You broke one of my barrels!
>Throws a pillow on your face
You better dream about how to pay up for your mistakes, girl.
>>2383879
>tfw furry porn will never hump you
>>2383794
flat
>>2383894
www.reddit.com
>>2383890
My luck is horrible.
>>2383893
If I may...what's with your eyes...? I'd thought you were a human.
>>2383897
>Sections of the ground tear themselves up in to the path of the lasers as she suddenly hurls the scythe straight forward
Fine!
>>2383909
I have my doubts.
>>2383916
Suffering
>>2383884
Eila becomes female again
Rachnera is in two places at once
>>2383915
Maybe you want another hug?
>>2383894
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php
>>2383924
So let me get this straight, batman is not superman's lover?
>>2383924
The hell!? I don't even know where you GOT that thing!!!
>>2383912
>She picks herself up.
HAHA! My hydraulics system! Perfect for evasion, and other speedy maneuvers!
>>2383920
Huh? I AM human! This is just my Quirk!
>>2383935
No, GOD NO, why would you even think that?!
>>2383942
Rick has an epiphany
And we want to know Rachnera's secret
>>2383939
A what? Unusual pupils and eye colors typically connote....
>>2383950
It's drawn right here! look he has the Bat-dong going into the Super-cave!
>>2383920
I can tell.
>>2383908
hssssssssss
>>2383924
W-What happened to my pillar and stones?
>>2383952
I don't know what this cream is but it is nice to lick.
>>2383955
...Welp, if you excuse me, I believe its time to bleach my eyeballs.
>>2383920
>The scythe impales itself on box, but seems to do little to slow him down
It will take more to defeat me than a simple sharpened piece of metal!
>>2383924
Being a robot, it was not wise to pour water on my circuitry, in hindsight.
>>2383926
What? Why wold I? I only get hugs from my sister an the little destroyer units.
>>2383972
Hey come on, the next scene shows the climax!
>>2383975
Maybe that's why. Sounds horrible.
Good night
>>2383954
It's a Quirk! Think of it like superheroes and stuff, 'cause that's PREEETTY much what it is! It's all genetics!
I got a Zoom Quirk! I can zoom in and out! Great for seeing things far and tiny, y'know?
>>2383952
New suspense debuts today
>>2383969
>innocent
>>2383980
NOPE. DON'T WANNA SEE IT, I WANNA PRESERVE MY CHILDHOOD GODDAMN IT!
>>2383822
>>2383939
O-okay...
>Sorry for the late response.
>>2383986
Since we already talked a little.... wanna help me?
>>2383986
Oh well. Not much I can do anyways.
>>2383982
Hah! the amount of wrong in that sentence. Good night little pervert!
>>2383962
...It was still worth it, even if it was destined to fail.
>>2383973
>It abruptly dislodges itself before returning to her hand
And no machine can hope to defeat a youkai. For your own sake, give up.
>>2383983
Super-what?
>>2383986
Aww fuck me.
>>2383998
Blue team is somewhat noteworthy
>>2383990
HEY! I just got a brainwave!
>She whips out her cellphone.
You really enjoyed figuring this thing out, huh? Wanna go for a round two?
>>2384003
Oh GEE, how do I explain this one...
>>2383908
>acknowledges request
>>2384008
RNG!? What's that mean!?
A BREAK IN THE SURFAAAAAAACE
>>2384008
I just burned myself, fire can go fuck itself.
>>2384003
How was it worth it? We both died.
>>2384008
Its not gonna bite me, right?
>>2384017
>>2384015
>>2383916
ops
>>2384011
O-oh yeah! That was fun...
>>2383939
What were to happen if I just shot one of those hydraulic legs?
>>2383986
Hand them over to me!
>>2384003
>He begins to fire lasers in your general direction
Machinery can easily sustain any assault a "youkai" could throw!
>>2384008
Erica is piling up blood. Who's gonna stop her?
>>2384026
It's the deity that determines who lives and who dies in the Hunger Games
>>2384028
L-lewd
>>2384020
A FLAW IN THE PLAN
>>2384037
>She holds out her cellphone.
By all means, take a gander! I'll be here to guide you!
>>2384039
HAH! I don't make this out of no cheap stuff!
These things gotta be able to take explosions! Lasers! Superhuman strength! Bullets won't do a thing to 'em!
>>2384042
The zone...
I never truly left it, for the mind remains at the zone, the body is disposable.
>>2384034
>Generator, not giver.
>>2384042
Just like flying a striker unit, minus the bumping and screaming.
>>2384048
Feels food that someone likes my music :^)
>>2384049
Some tributes stay up for longer than planned
>>2384011
...I believe I understand how this occurs, but I'm a bit...out of touch with human culture.
>>2384023
Just for the chance to find a friend of mine, even if it didn't happen. Getting killed's a small price to pay.
>>2384040
>She continues to pull random objects and chunks of wall and floor in the path of the lasers
I somehow doubt that.
>>2384061
>>2384052
These aren't just regular bullets lady, these are magically enhanced bullets! These things penetrate metal, feet deep!
>>2384057
>2016
>Not liking Rise Against
>>2384061
Done and done.
>>2384052
>hesitantly takes the phone in her trembling hands
What do you think I should try...?
>>2384062
I suppose that makes sense. We didn't really die, after all.
>>2384062
AH! Think of it like a unique ability! Everyone's got their own different Quirk, or sometimes they don't have one AT ALL!
>>2384067
PFFFFFF! HAHAHA!
I doubt it!
>>2384071
You could always use the camera again! That was pretty fun, huh? HAH!
>>2384061
You can never be too cautious. Just like how you can never get too stupid.
>>2384084
Remember the talk we had? yeah I kinda forgot.
>>2384083
H-HEY, I'M BEING SERIOUS HERE! DON'T START LAUGHING AGAIN! That's what got you here in the first place!
>>2384093
Brant dislikes capitalization; noted.
In general, refusal drives the peace tonight.
>>2384082
No, no, like I said, I think I understand that part. It's like...mutations, yes? My mistress is very fond of flowers, so....
>>2384082
I'm rather...deadset on trying to find that friend, so I don't mind too much if I get myself killed in this all.
>>2384083
Alright...
>taps the camera button
>>2384102
I'm being plenty serious here too! HA!
>>2384116
What do you wanna take a picture of? Maybe yourself or something? That's preeeeeeetty popular to do!
>>2384115
Who...is this friend you're speaking of?
kill me
>>2384084
Yo, why the fuck am I still alive? Go ahead and take my shitty life.
>>2384107
I'm assuming that "he/she2" is Blue Beetle?
>>2384107
You forgot to capitalize she.
>>2384107
A successful raid!
And some spectacular eliminations
Rachnera isn't done yet it seems
>>2384107
>You can you a capital he/she, but you have to make sure you capitalize both or leave both lowercase.
>Ex: (He/She2)
>>2384122
>Starts crying
>>2384107
HEEEEEEELP!
>>2384124
A vampire, her name's Kurumi.
>She clears her throat, and pulls a photo out of her hat, holding it out
Her, on the left.
>>2384138
Eeeeer.
>>2384122
I guess...?
>>2384143
CRYING?! Woah, woah I didn't mean for any of this! Not that I meant for anything, HAH!
>>2384157
AH! BETTER IDEA! Why not the both of us, huh?
>>2384148
Oh. Why're you looking for her, did she go missing?
...
>>2384115
>>2384163
Er, that's right, right?
>>2384167
In a...very strange, hard-to-believe sense.
>>2384174
Atleast I died the way I killed...
like a bitch.
>>2384175
>
>>2384163
S-Stop laughing already, you asshole!
>>2384163
Yeah! That's a great idea!
>>2384179
Go ahead. I'll believe it, or at the very least humor you.
>>2384184
If I win this I will hang myself.
Jokes on you, I'm hanging myself after this game anyway.
>>2384184
No commentary to supply
So WHO'S HUNGRY?
>>2384115
>>2384179
Eh? Yeah, kinda like that!
>>2384185
Hey-HEY! I'm not trying to cause no harm here!
>>2384187
>She strikes a pose.
BAM! Do something like this and then cap us both, yeah? It'll look GREAT!
>>2384203
I'd gladly remove that bitch, but damn if I'd ever pull out.
H-Hoshi will come back right? He didn't actually leave us, right?
>>2384203
I-I'm not anymore.
>>2384211
Then don't say ANY word that starts with H since you can't control yourself!
POOOOOOOOOOOORN
>>2384211
Like this...?
>>2384203
Strike Witch on Strike Witch action
Frank gets his wish
Vader knows what you did, Sans
>>2384220
Yes~?
>>2384217
Huh? What's the letter H gotta do with anything?
>>2384227
HAHA, YEAH! Perfect!
>She moves in closer, holding her pose.
Alright, take the picture!
>>2384193
>She appears to pre-emptively brace herself
I'm a hold-over from a version of my place, Gensokyo, that was almost entirely wiped clean and re-made. By some bizarre coincidence, I slipped through the cracks memory intact. Out of the four people I ever actually "met" or "knew" from my version of it, two of them don't know me at all, my mistress, the green-haired woman seems to hate me, and my only friend is...well, gone.
...Hard to believe, isn't it? I barely understand it, myself.
>>2384211
Just what I thought.
>She smiles
But, er...what's this "super hero" thing?
>>2384215
Part of me hopes he comes back so I can finally win one of his games, another part of me wants him to stay gone due to the shitstorms he tends to start all the goddamn time.
>>2384236
>takes the picture and looks at it with wide eyes
W-wow! We look so cool!
>shows Mei the photo
>>2384229
>Fights
>>2384241
Yes...that is very unconvincing. But you really don't have any reason to lie, so...
>>2384229
For Beerus, the Feast isn't over.
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>>2384236
What did I just say, baka baka?! You idiot, HAH starts with H!
>>2384241
Simple as it sounds! Heroes help keep justice in a world full of Quirks and stuff!
>>2384250
>She tilts the phone to get a better look.
HAHA! As great as I thought!
I'll try and get you a copy of that, yeah?
>>2384264
I didn't say that though, HAHA!
>>2384229
Thank you based god.
>>2384266
Very unfortunate.
>>2384256
>>2384271
STUPID HOST, STUPID GAME
>>2384276
>cuddles up next to
>>2384271
AAAAAAAAA WHAT DID YOU DO SPIIKE
>>2384215
You can be sure that he will come back once he's gone from boot camp.
>>2384253
>She sighs
...It's been pretty polarizing as to just who believes me, for...obvious reasons. It's not particularly fun being a walking time paradox.
>>2384269
...Police?
>>2384269
>
>>2384269
Please do! I-I'll put it somewhere safe... in my...
>her words drift off
>>2384282
>Wakes up
>Pushes you away
>>2384286
Let's just keep that between you and me.
>>2384298
>Both tributes dying back-to-back
>>2384298
FINAL THREE
IT ALL ENDS NEXT SLIDE
>>2384299
>kissus
>>2384289
Kinda like that, yeah!
The stuff we deal with is a lot more intense than the usual though! Villains! With Quirks!
>>2384291
>
>>2384294
Iiiiiin yoooooour?
>>2384306
>Shoots you
>>2384305
BOX
OOO
XOB
>>2384286
>>2384302
Hehehehehehehe... Man after my own heart
>>2384289
I can't say I believe you or disbelieve you. That's just too confusing even for my circuitry brain.
>>2384309
...the place I call home... which... isn't really a home...
>>2384309
>Sniffles
Y-You're lucky it's your birthday.
