/scaly/ - Scaly General: Thread #44
Post lewd reptiles and discuss their anatomy, male or female is fine. Dragons, kobolds, wyverns, lizardfolk, snakes, sharks, as well as other scaly creatures and herps are welcome. If in doubt about something, just ask.
Please try to avoid reposting images from the past 2-3 or so threads, keep it fresh and post other stuff.
Also, you may enjoy a collection of scaly-related writings (as well as other non-smut contributions) here, which you are free to contribute to:
>http://pastebin.com/3JXCnQEc
Did you miss something? No worries, the previous thread can be found here:
>http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/2306830
Today's featured image is some good ol' kobold, as requested by anon.
Topic of the thread: what species/type of scalie do you prefer? What would your ideal waifu be like, and what day-to-day activities would they enjoy or have difficulty with?
>>2381060
>>http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/2306830
Whoops, wrong link. Correct one:
>http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/2359703
>>2381060
>Did you miss something? No worries, the previous thread can be found here:
>>http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/2306830
>
>Today's featured image is some good ol' kobold, as requested by anon.
Anon you're killin' me.
Reposting stable dragon gif from lat thread cause it's 10/10.
>what species/type of scalie do you prefer? What would your ideal waifu be like, and what day-to-day activities would they enjoy or have difficulty with?
Dragon or tegu/lizard person. Friendly and willing to give and take bantz, and loving. Cuddling for shared warmth, and probably fitting into places or clothes.
That is a good question. Where DOES one live with a dragon waifu?
Devfag here, quick status update:
Wanted to post a small update last Saturday but I ended up diving way deeper into the code than I had planned. And as stressing out a small update without any new content just for the sake of meeting a vague deadline didn't seem like a good idea, I decided to to keep working instead. This will give me time to both improve the code and add new content. Sorry about the wait, but work is progressing smoothly.
TL;DR: Update on Saturday!
>>2381060
>>2381120
I just copy-pasted because I saw the thread was at the end and freaked out.
I'm sorry. :(
>>2381170
>That is a good question. Where DOES one live with a dragon waifu?
Thanks, but... I'm not sure. I'm still trying to figure out what it would be like to introduce an Argonian qt3.14 to my parents at Thanksgiving/Christmas.
"Hi mom/dad you haven't heard from me all year, so this is what I've been doing" *motion to lizard wife*
>>2381191
>so this is what I've been doing" *motion to lizard wife*
Telling them you've been doing your wife seems rather graceless an introduction even if she weren't a lizard.
>>2381110
This triggers the snoutfags.
>>2381445
good
>>2381514
The regular centipede/spider in there with all that other stuff is funny to me.
>>2381514
>Lock, Shock, and Barrel
>nightmares
Does anyone else get a weird sexual udertone by this image?
All those holes and gaping flesh..
>>2381785
>>2381796
these are crops right? Why post a crop? we're not on /v/
>>2382169
They're from the artist's deleted twitter. As far as I know, they never posted the full versions yet.
>>2382169
>>2381215
>Telling them you've been doing your wife seems rather graceless an introduction even if she weren't a lizard.
(that was the joke)
It's okay though because it's all part of a plan: hopefully my mom would be like "ANON...... that is rude" and her built-in Midwestern politeness would make her bond.
>>2382895
>ANON...... that is hot
You dug your own grave.
>>2382953
I have no idea what you're trying to say but I know I don't like it.
YOUR MOVE, LAWMAN.
What does /scaly/ think of our reptilian overlords?
>>2383483
I was either implying that your mother would steal your scaly gf, or incest. Whatever sinks your boat.
>>2383525
Too much slither, not enough scales.
>>2383339
That's not how cloacae work.
Is it just me or are scaly threads losing steam?
>>2383575
Neither would happen, I am protected.
>>2384007
I don't know, I just got here yesterday...
>>2384007
I've been hardcore lurking for the past few days, been busy.
back to lurking
>>2384007
Maybe. Bear in mind it's always slower during weekdays, and DaS3 recently came out. Others are just lurking, or trying to get work done, as >>2384063 and a few Anons in the last thread attest to. On the other hand we only have 11 posters right now, and I've seen it as high as 40 before.
>>2381060
>>2381191
Remember anon, there's four variables to when copying the OP for a new one.
>Number
>Thread link, by just copy/pasting the numbers off previous thread's URL and replacing the end of the desustorage URL
>Featured image text, which is probably optional and could be removed depending on the context
>TotT which anyone barely reads
Don't rush it. At least you didn't fuck up the numbering.
>>2384007
I haven't been around much this week and I make up a lot of the content-generating questions. I'll be back soon though.
>>2384263
>>2383525
Not as sexy as they are in my imagination
But seriously if you think reptilians are real you should kill yourself.
I have a buttload of lewd argonian screenshots. I don't know how many I should post before it becomes spamming because I could probably hit the image limit by myself.
I think the amount I should post is "some" just the good ones.
>>2384939
But reptilians ARE real, Anon. They're Ascended Masters, immortal beings operating at a very high level on consciousness, that are still walking among us since the days of Lemuria. Due to their dimension-shifting properties they will sometimes appear to look reptilian, as the third dimension simply isn't big enough to hold their true forms.
>>2385054
k
>>2385073
I'm not asking you to believe me, but if you watch Extra Cre- I mean this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8NNHmV3QPw then it all starts to make sense.
>>2385067
But what about
[I know spoilers don't work]Fur?[/But just imagine they're there]
>>2385110
I won't.
>>2385110
>spirit science
JEWS IN SPACE
I'll post a few more, I don't want to spam the thread.
>>2384971
I'd prefer if you kept it to the ones with full frontal nudity or presenting.
>>2385113
Khajiits in Skyrim look like English bulldogs. No thanks.
>>2385132
>scale-covered tits
Yes.
>>2385167
FUTURE JEWS
>>2385157
If you got it post it.
Besides the threads a little on the slow side today.
Saved the best (in my opinion) for last.
>>2385193
I think they're pretty hot and I have a lot more pictures of khajiit than I do argonians But they're not relevant in this thread so I won't post any.
I can post more if people want
Fuck it
>You will never have your own Lusty Argonian Maid
>>2385337
I'd rather have a Loving Argonian Wife.
>>2384939
Sounds like something a reptilian would say.
>>2385337
I will in my dreams, Anon.
Are there any good argonian fapfics?
>>2385356
That darker patch of scales around the slit does weird things to me.
Forgot I have webms too
>>2385388
>weird things
be specific.
What's the size limit for webms here?
>>2385428
It makes my body ache for sexual intercourse with the female argonian in the picture.
>>2385481
4 Mb, same as pictures? I don't know, truth be told.
K I'm done for real this time.
>>2385421
Girls going bottomless is really sexy.
>>2385428
is that anal
Noodle Dragon Lady.
>>2385526
I think its 3. At least it is on /b/
>>2385619
I don't know, it is if you want it to be. Maybe it's cloacal.
>>2385360
Indeed
>>2385510
>finger clipping through boob
>>2385421
Sauce for this? Reverse image searches are turning up nothing.
Im looking for a series of images involving a female snake that licks a spilled liquid and get horny as hell, can someone please help?
>>2386805
Posted last thread, I think. Check the OP link.
>>2382204
That guy is always vanishing and refusing to upload pictures while hopping between different sites to upload them.
It pains me because I love his work and those are cute couple.
Could someone tell me what character is this? >>2323262
>>2381170
HUG THICK TAIL
>>2388255
Wide tails imply a male, as they keep their genitals stored in the base.
She probably has a MASSIVE dick hidden in there.
>>2388319
Breeders overfeed their snakes to make their girls fertile and it results in THICC coils.
>ITT: Origin of /scaly/
>>2388605
What the fuck?
>>2388769
I actually happen to know who did that picture, they're really into the whole "absorption" fetish.
Rest of the art is much of the same.
>>2384164
Dark Soulsssss...
Must. Kill. Jailers.
I need that funny hat.
>>2389000
Kek.
I already have the hat, but I have to go after the dancer. She stands between me and the rest of the dragon stones.
>>2389000
Also, those jailers are cancer. Basically confirmed damage if aggro'd, since you can roll a stare.
>>2389297
>can
meant can't, too sleepy to type
>>2389275
>tfw you can only get dragon thighs like these if you use a cheat engine
why FROM
>>2389000
>Onyxia
Man, she was the biggest of my Scaly crushes.
>>2389326
>tfw the new dragon form is basically a blue hollow with a deer head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzCjTFSRgQk
On the bright side, it has mouth animations this time. The damage from the stone abilities scales like pyromancy does too, int/faith.
>tfw your new dragon book came in the mail
It's like twice as long as the first too.
>>2389000
>>2389363
>Onyxia
>>2389404
What manner of book is this?
>>2389638
looks like a kid's book
Come up with a silly setting involving scalies, lewd or not.
>Humans turn into dragons at their coming of age
>>2389326
holy fucking shit
>>2390140
>all sapient species are actually the same species, just with wildly varying phenotypes
>girls are born as their mother's species, boys are born as their fathers
>not even 10 generations later, there are no more female humans and no more male non-humans
>>2390140
Dragons require lots of nesting material for their eggs. However most dragons are lazy. They prefer to use the thatch roofed houses in nearby villages to put their eggs on top of, because carrying it away is effort.
After some time, every village one visits will have either houses with circular dents in the tops of them, or dragons curled up on top of them clutching eggs.
>>2389394
Pyromancy Master Race.
>>2390140
silly?
>snekfolk or whoever actually get smaller as they molt, until they vanish into nothing
actually that sounds kind of horrifying
>>2390140
I like that idea, so I'mma take that and change it from dragons to kobolds and add my own little flair here:
>humans turn into kobold versions of themselves at 18
>then at 21 they switch genders
Now that's an interesting setting to me.
So why do you guys like scalies? Aren't reptiles smooth, but can be ridged, hard, and rough?
I never really saw the appeal of scale anthros because I imagine them feeling like uncomfortable to the touch.
>>2390403
>Aren't reptiles smooth, but can be ridged, hard, and rough?
I personally like to imagine my scalies having smooth scales like snakes, so no uncomfortable-ness in my fantasies, but that ability to imagine scales being different textures and even tons of different colors is one of many reasons why people are attracted to scalies. It's foreign enough from basic skin and you don't have to think about how you would need to bring out a lint roller if you had a furry gf/bf to clean up after every time they took a seat on your couch.
>>2390448
You're right, snakes are pretty soft even though they are smooth. I just can't imagine a dragon girl being like that. I think it's the feet that throw me off, because the are like razor sharp talons.
Also, for a second I thought your post read "I personally like to imagine my scales having...". No to say I am judging, but I kind of had a sigh of relief when I realized you weren't percieving yourself as a scalie.
I do believe there are people out there tat believ they are animals.
>>2390463
>I do believe there are people out there tat believ they are animals.
No shit, they're a whole tumblr phenomenon called otherkin.
Hey, is there any good fanart of Cassie from Dragon Tales?
She was my favorite character when I was a kid.
>>2390463
Otherkin, and they are all kinds of stupid and gross. Never have i seen anything more autistic than otherkin tumblr hugboxes, especially that one retard girl who said she was a squirrel, yelled at her family when they took nuts out of a shopping trolley that she wasn't paying for and indirectly murdering her mother for not accepting her otherkinness. Oh, and also planning to feed her baby nothing but almond milk so they 'he'd be more of a squirrelkin from birth'
>>2390482
How did she murderer her mother?
>>2390501
deliberately mislabelled her mother's pill dose i think and then purposely called the ambulance too late for resuscitation, i'll see if i can find the pic.
>>2390501
>>2390523
ah, it was replacing her pills. i'll post the rest in a minute when i find the other two.
>>2390550
This is a joke right? Like a rouse?
>>2390550
I seriously hope she's in fucking prison. Or death row.
>>2390550
did you really fall for this lol
>>2390557
Nope. still looking for the other two, people actually fucking do this and it makes me want to end humanity permanently for it's sins. People like this are why i like scalies.
>>2390566
Whether i fell for it or not, it's not just that, it's the autistic way otherkin go about shit that disgusts me.
>>2390575
Found em
1/2
>>2390583
Also try a dose of this autist.
http://angelsafehaven.tumblr.com/post/134164954096/mini-self-update
>>2385113
"No barbs? PRAISE THE FUCKING LORD."
/scaly/ - Tumblr Autism
