RWBY/RT Trash General #50 Evil Bunnies edition
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Toddquest: http://imgur.com/a/Ov4Gb
Biggirlquest: http://pastebin.com/a61skWC0
Biggirlquest pictures: http://imgur.com/a/cwtJr
Rules of RWBY/RT threads:
>1. Read the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UmEaBVGW
>2. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
>3. Don't believe their lies
>>2380327
50th thread wasted...
>>2380383
Just like your life, eh?
>>2380389
Exactly like my life.
4th for revenge.
I would've done a JJBA pic had I seen that post before I made the thread
Instead, I've just got this and many other JoJo pics
>>2380430
Best Cousins.
>>2380464
Jolyne is best
>>2374744
Neutral. Yeah that strength could serve purposes, but you're not sure how useful that aggression against thinking would be.
Oh well, moving on.
#34 - Highwind
Oh. She's the same height as you. Neat.
Her physical scores are average aside from her leaping ability. She apparently has a sixty foot standing high jump... Neat.
She cleared the team puzzle by jumping over the obstacles... You're not sure where that stands as far as problem solving.
Oh, you guess it makes sense with this. She's a bird faunus, but her trait is her frame being light weight.
It's interesting, but you should probably do something to be sure she's not giving up strength for that light weight.
Schedule a stress test for Highwind's bones?
[] Y
[] N
>>2380768
[Y]
Are there any humans in the pile?
>>2380783
#18 is human.
>>2380768
>Y
GONNA GET THOSE LOLI GENES
>>2380768
Wait a minute. What does 'stress test' mean here?
>>2380768
You roll over to your laptop, quickly scheduling Highwind for a tensile strength exam of her bones.
Flexibility would be preferable because then she won't end up with a broken arm...
You put off ranking her for now until that test comes back.
There doesn't seem to be anything else that sticks out in the volunteers for this batch. Protocol dictates that because of the lack of public knowledge of the program from the first two exams, they're to be released as normal.
You quietly hope nobody fails any of the coming exams. Making that decision is probably what wore Larry out. The instructions for that aren't so nice.
You look up at the clock, it's been about five hours to pick those out and discard the remaining files.
You actually got done a bit faster than you expected.
You could sit in on the tensile test for Highwind.
[] Go ensure the test is not needlessly cruel
[] Just go catch dinner with Pam
>>2380992
Apply pressure 'til something breaks.
>>2380992
I said it before, didn't I?
The ABP is not very nice.
>>2381001
>[] Just go catch dinner with Pam
We did tell her we'd be there.
>>2381001
C-can I have TQ back please? ;__;
>[] Go ensure the test is not needlessly cruel
>>2381001
[x] Just go catch dinner with Pam
>>2381025
I should have said: You will NOT be late if you go now. You will be A LITTLE late if you don't go now.
>>2381049
Oh, in that case go to the test and keep it humane.
>>2381001
You figure you already told Pam that you'd be a bit late, so you'll take the moment to be present for Highwind's stress test.
One of your coworkers, an older man in a standard white coat is escorting the girl to a chair.
"And you're sure it's not gonna hurt?"
"Of course. I know it's frightening, but we're going to be ensuring you are completely unconscious during." Oh. It's Huey. He's got some crazy curly hair that you just don't like, but other than that, he's a pretty cute guy. It's hard to tell everyone apart since you all wear the full white coat, white mask, hair coverings during the testing.
"Promise? It won't even hurt when I wake up?"
"Ah... Well... It might be really sore, but we're going to do everything we can to make sure it's as painless as possible."
Highwind grimaces a bit. "I don't like being sore." She looks about fourteen, but her information has her pegged at nineteen. You envy that youthful look a bit.
Huey seems to be following protocol. The process is pretty simple. After securing the patient, you introduce a sedative to their system. This also removes the reflexive action of the muscles and allows a true scale of bone strength.
It seems like Huey was able to convince Highwind to volunteer for this test. That's good. You don't really want to force anyone to do this stuff.
[] Introduce yourself () Offer to place some type of candy with her standard meal
[] Stay behind the glass
>>2381276
>Introduce
>Offer chocolate
>Silently hate Huey for being worse than Satan.
>>2381276
>introduce & offer candy
(ask her what her favorite candy is)
>look for a doorknob and a belt...
>>2381276
[x] Introduce yourself (x) Offer a chocolate bar
Let's be nice for now
Are you guys really a RWBY thread?
Whenever I skim these threads, it seems that RWBY is scarcely mentioned, CYOA aside.
>>2381382
We're a RWBY thread in spirit if not letter.
>>2381382
Those are RWBY CYOAs.
Also this thread is for comfy and greentexting, since fun was prohibited in the /co/ thread.
>>2381382
More like...
"People who like RWBY for some reason" come in and talk about shit.
>>2381407
>>2381414
>>2381423
Hmmm... Allright. Just keep your noses clean, or I will have to notify the head office.
>>2381414
Well, if it's fun in story form, anyway.
After seeing the speed that some of the /co/ greentexts were deleted, I'm genuinely curious if Autismo lurks RWBYg. Or is just extremely quick to respond to reports.
Is someone getting a new Jasper thread on Ocho?
I'M THE ONE
>>2382330
Thatch here just checking by, if nobody will do it I will, also just noticed the new CYOA here about the scientist and I feel really ashamed.
>>2382505
why do you feel ashamed?
Does anybody remember what I said about getting an assignment as soon as I started?
>>2382505
I can make my own mistakes, dad
>>2382609
Yeah.
Why?
>>2382623
I did. And the way they assigned it, they never want me to sleep ever. Pickup is right now. Drop off is at 6 o'clock in the morning 6 hours away from where pick up its
oh boy
good luck
Thatch is new waifu.
>>2382644
GL senpai.
>>2382621
People can be similar. It's why archetypes are a thing.
>>2382644
Lol. My boss is silly sometimes. I called him to ask what I should do about my available hours of service and he said I could get it there today. I am aware that I can make a six-hour drive in 11 hours comma the problem is that it will be 14 hours by the time they will unload me that will keep me sitting all day.
>>2382772
It's really just out of courtesy on my part.
>tfw want to start MQ but I gotta pass this semester.
In the meantime, any characters in MQ I haven't drawn yet that you want to see? The requests are gonna take a bit longer (especially the Izzy one since I want to get it right.)
>>2382845
I'd really like a cute MarixLaurel kissing scene ~
>>2382841
I guarantee no matter what you change, people are still gonna make parallels. It's fine as it is.
>>2382841
Courtesy towards whom?
Towards a random trucker who doesn't care?
Don't change Feb. She has fans. She's perfect the way she is.
>>2382970
'Sides, she was here first.
>>2382866
I meant just character drawings.
There's Irving, Doc, Perun, Iris, and a few more that I don't recall (probably).
That drawing will come eventually.
Very eventually.
>>2383053
Perry would be neat
>>2382970
This. My please look to the grand canyon to find all the fucks I give.
As you can see, it is empty.
How do we know that Jill is from the breeding program again?
>>2382866
So is that the first one from the shower scene, or the one when she came back from the rainy day?
>>2384047
The whole topic about the breeding program came about while discussing Jill's origins.
>>2384047
Guessing and me not being able to keep a secret
>>2384047
She doesn't have a navel, some anons guessed it with the breeding program
>>2384054
I'd like the one after the rainy day more, but both is wonderful
>>2384112
She knows
>>2384112
CYOAnus said Yes.
>>2384112
She is aware that she is the "end result" of the ABP.
Aero resuming on ocho.
>>2384268
ocho?
>>2384268
Is that a CYOA?
Haven't been in the threads for a while.
Who's doing it?
>>2384392
Ocho, Spanish for 8.
As in two times 4 chan.
They make it hard to post about it, for whatever reason.
/rwby/res/11064.html
>>2384392
8ch, /rwby/ board
>>2384419
Yea. Started here, moved to 8 because I wanted to run it a bit more and not have to interfere with MariQ and ToddQ.
I am.
Chapters I-V can be found here, Chapter VI is going now.
http://pastebin.com/u/Chinote
>>2384419
Chinote
>>2384439
>not have to interfere with MariQ
That rarely stops senpai.
;^)
Can I have a little constructive criticism on an OC? Anything I need to improve on?
http://pastebin.com/jrtGmwzM
>>2385142
Ask Thatch to draw him
>>2385240
I haven't seen Thatch in ages. I don't know where they post nowadays. This is my first time actually coming and staying in the trash thread.
>>2385308
They're on the 8's RWBY board.
>>2385308
You don't know about JasperQuest then do you?
>>2385126
Where were you when Dry tried to build CYOA harem and force them all into submission with feelings of guilt over interfering with MQ.
>>2385438
I'll check it out later.
Currently cooking.
>>2382375
I WAS BORN IN A NIGHTMARE A MURDERS SON
Have some trash so I can spare /co/
Anyone up for MQ?
>>2385926
Sure.
>>2385926
go for it.
>>2385926
Nope
Nevermind gotta go.
>>2386052
Sweet prank bro
>>2386052
>>2386052
>>2385926
And don't come back.
>>2386052
Classic Dryden
Okay if I don't die I'll come back for MQ.
In the meanwhile ask questions.
And yes I did notice some plot ho;les, which I remedied in either the pastebin versions, or that I'm going to fix once I'm done.
>>2386281
>Ask questions
Is our friendship with Alban salvageable? What's the recommended waiting time between breaking up with someone and talking to them again?
>>2386281
>Is Tyr going to be allowed to dom us properly, or is Laurie going to be too jelly?
>How old is the Killer?
>Can we translate the Killer's stats and/or what Arse said to Alban now that Mari has learned some of the language?
>>2386281
>Why did Officer Malthus call off our help the day he asked for it?
>Who's that guy that Tyr and her dad know that looks similar to Morrie?
Aaaaaand back.
I might have tetanus now.
Though the good news is that my neighbours won't complain anymore.
>>2386301
>Is our friendship with Alban salvageable? What's the recommended waiting time between breaking up with someone and talking to them again?
You should talk to him about it ( SPOILER : Ars said it's fine. He wasn't lying.)
>>2386373
>Is Tyr going to be allowed to dom us properly, or is Laurie going to be too jelly?
You'll have to talk to Laurel about that. She was okay with showering right off the bat.
>How old is the Killer?
+1 AF
>Can we translate the Killer's stats and/or what Arse said to Alban now that Mari has learned some of the language?
That will come with time.
>>2386509
>Why did Officer Malthus call off our help the day he asked for it?
He said so himself. Reasons. You'll find out soon enough.
>Who's that guy that Tyr and her dad know that looks similar to Morrie?
+1 AF
Oh.
REMINDER:
We should get some day-after-dust for Izzy.
>>2385438
That's AeroQuest, the one you linked.
Jasper isn't hard to find in the catalog though. It's half the board, more or less.
RWBYgt's CYOA 3
By the faggiest namefag.
Filename : Marigold Valken
Level : 8
Current chapter : 9
Load Game?
>Y
N
You are Marigold Valken, a Huntress in training.
And you're currently lying in the infirmary, while Nurse Violet tends to the dozen or so students here.
Seems someone brough the stuff you were carrying to you.
So you're not completely with nothing to do while you wait.
A. Visit another one of Ichtiyaar's memories.
B. Call parents.
C. Call [INSERT NAME HERE]
D. Flashback to how the week went by. (we skipped that, btw)
E. Schlick.
F. Play Quadris.
G. Check the news.
You can do multiple of these.
>>2386651
Wait. What.
Why?
What did I miss?
D>A>G>B>C(Laurel)>E>F
>>2386651
G>A>B>C>D>E>F
Call Laurel.
>>2386680
We fought Maya.
She used an Orange Explodey Skellington.
So just an arab. ;^)
>>2386664
I agree, but we're not ready for a child yet.
And the world is certainly not ready for it either...
>>2386723
We have to start Operation Global Insemination eventually. Might as well start it off with the best girl.
>>2386750
>Operation Global Insemination
I'll tell you how:
>git gud
>ABP
>>2386723
The Colorful Clan could take over the world if they could ever stop shagging anything that moves.
>>2386781
If it keeps shagging everything that moves, it'll take it over eventually anyway. This is merely the slow and gentle path, as opposed to the rough and forceful.
>>2386651
Well, you figure you may as well go through more of the mask's memories.
---
You are Ichtiyaar, tracker extraordinaire.
And you've been singing for what feels like weeks now.
Ichtiyaar : ...to THE DANJAH ZOOOONE.
You can faitly hear a groan through your helmet.
CINT : Ichty, pleeeeease stop.
A. Keep going.
B. Keep going.
C. Keep going.
D. Stop.
>>2386837
"Just join in. It's fun, I promise!">D>A>B>C
>>2386781
We will never succeed if we can't cross the multidimensional border to shag the waifus of all other Quests too.
>>2386837
C>B>A>D
>>2386837
D>C>B>A
>>2386864
Mhm.
Maybe CYOAnon can put something like that in the Storyshop, but the other way around.
something like
"Metadimensional Einstein-Rosen bridge: Brings a girl of your choice temporarily from one reality to another"
We could get CINT, or Mari, or Gold to shag -but awe lso could get two Izzys.
MAKE IT HAPPEN CYOAnus
>>2386921
*- but we also could
Aero resuming for more than 15 minutes this time, I fucking swear.
Over on ocho.
>>2386921
I just don't understand it. How can CINT possibly be this fucking good?
>>2386921
>Taking the Gold
Jasper will hunt you down
>>2386974
>gin
>stargazer
>stripes on clothing
>science joke on shirt
>tolerating sillyness on a serious mission
I don't know man, but she is.
>>2386996
it really looks like Jasper is going to settle for one of the main girls pretty soon though.
>>2386996
>Jasper vs Todd
It's about time the boy lost his virginity
>>2386837
Ichtiyaar : Just join in. It's fun, I promise!
CINT : Ichty, no.
Ichtiyaar : Ichty yes.
CINT : I'm not going to ask again. It was kinda fun for the first ten minutes, but it's been nearly three hours now.
Ichtiyaar : Alright, sorry. Guess I got a little carried away.
You can hear a distinct sigh of relief on the other end.
CINT : No harm done, let's just get back to the task at hand.
You're still in the AATV you stole on your way here, and are now nearing the "Exchange Point", as the map you stole calls it.
CINT : There should be a hill overlooking that location. You could get a better look at it first. You'd have to go on foot though.
A. Get off here and take a look from the hill.
B. Keep driving.
>>2387016
>Jasper v.s. Todd
It's gonna be BvS all over again
>>2387045
>losing anal virginity to the TC
OUCH.
I would pay money to see Jasper's face when he recognizes Todd's cock
>>2387054
A>B
>>2387070
>"I know that bulge!"
>"Ah, I see you've met one of my disciples"
>>2387054
A>B
Better to get the drop on them than the other way around.
>>2387059
Order vs Chaos
Saint vs Sinner
Soldier vs Hunter
Gun vs Knife
Virgin vs Slut
Thirst vs Spaghetti
A battle for the ages
>>2387059
>"You have a magnum dong? My dong is also magnum!"
>"Did we just become best friends?"
>>2387150
>tfw Jasper is the last boss of TQ
>tfw Jasper is going to find the Praetorian to train and Gold to build is decent power-armor so he has a chance against Todd
>at the peak of their fight, both close to defeat, they look each other in the eye. Jasper's full of dedication, Todd's full of confusion
"BUT WHY WOULD YOU FIGHT ME?!"
"Because I can't allow you to rip me of that one thing I love, almost as much as I love Sarge."
"WHO?! YOU TOLD ME IT'S OKAY TO FUCK THOSE GIRLS!"
Jasper eys flash through his helmet.
"This is not about a girl..."
Jasper drops his shirt to reveal a giant Ironwood-tattoo on his Chest.
"This is for him."
Ocho down for anyone else? Been trying to solve the captcha and continue Aero for 15-20 minutes and keep getting the cloudflare is down thing.
>>2387260
seems to work for me
>>2387134
>Jasper wearing Hercules as armor to fight Todd and Peng, using everything and all he knows about fighting.
>preparing every single moment with his team much to them trying to stop him
> Peng in her final form
Fuck that's beautiful
>>2387294
I've been having trouble getting the captcha solving to work for a while. Maybe it's just me. Usually been taking me 30-60 minutes to get it to work, but then I'm good for day.
Trying to get Aero going again. I swear.
>>2387054
You get out of the AATV and make your way up the hill.
You look over to the direction in which the E.P. should be.
Looks like there's about two dozen soldiers standing around.
Nota Bene : Soldiers. Not militia.
These guys actually have guns that don't look like they're held together with duct tape and broken dreams.
It looks like they're guarding some vehicles there.
One of the soldiers pulls someone out of it.
It looks to be... someone in rags?
You can't tell anything about them from here.
The soldier seems to be signaling the person to leave.
The person in question protests, until he fires a warning shot.
At which point, they run off towards a more dense part of the forrest.
The vehicle is starting up again.
Good thing you hid the AATV before you left.
CINT : Alright, I couldn't quite pick up most of that, but I've got them tracked now.
A. Go after the person in rags.
B. Stay where you are.
C. []Write in.
>>2387313
>news stations broadcast the fight to every corner of the world, even more widespread than the Vytal tournament's broadcast
>tfw we have a few H-Scene Tokens ready...
>>2387361
>B. Stay where you are.
Just wait.
>>2387361
A>B
>>2387373
Are you saying you want to rape Jasper?
Isn't there a very real chance that something like Caliburn and Todd's Semblance will be a very self-destructive combination.
>>2387451
Why would that?
>>2387361
A>C>B
Write in would be: Observe the soldiers.
>>2387373
>Then suddenly Mari vs Raye
>>2387594
>>2387474
Well, we can't turn of our Semblance, it activate and starts draining proportional to the item in question. So in theory, if an item had massive potential, our Semblance would innately push the weapon to that potential, at the cost of our Aura
>>2387633
that has nothing to do with the potential.
cutting cuts, and the drain is proportional to the cutting edge, the distance between blade and our body and the difficulty to cut without our semblance.
If Caliburn is as awsome as we are led to believe, it should have little drain because it's already so good at cutting shit
>>2387633
It's not about the potential of the item, it's how well the item does it's job vs what it's supposed to do.
If we cut a warm stick of butter with Caliburn, it's not going to affect us at all.
If we try to cut the earth in half, it'll kill us.
Since we know Caliburn alone can cut through a mountain, we should take little-to-no drain cutting anything that we should come up against.
>>2387361
Ichtiyaar : I doubt they'll get that far. I'll stay here a while longer.
You keep looking at what the group is doing.
After pulling out two more people, who seemed rather old...
The soldiers shoot them, and some of the others pull the bodies away.
One of the soldiers, who looks a lot more distinct from the others, takes something from the driver before motionnning them to get going before motionning them to move along.
The one who you assume to be their superior officer moves off, getting inside of a passageway that's been dug into the hill they're standing on.
You get the feeling this is going to repeat itself a lot.
CINT : The person I tracked seems to be getting out of our detection range faster than I expected.
A. Try to sneak through the E.P.
B. Sneak past them.
C. Sneak inside.
D. Go after the ragged person (avoids E.P. entirely)
###
Why do I even bother with anything.
Should I just end it all now?
Y
N
###
>>2387750
D>A>C>B
N
>>2387750
D>B>C>A
>N
wtf Dry?
>>2387750
D>C>B>A
N
Dry, please. Don't do that.
>>2387750
>tfw Dryden was Emilia's boss
pls no suicid.
(at least not until we get those Izzy lewds ~)
(jk, no bully)
>>2387808
Maybe you have a little Arse inside you?
>>2387808
Are you drunk?
>>2387808
Dry, that's not healthy. Blacking out in the middle of typing and contemplating suicide while backed out? What drugs have you been doing? Can I have some?
>>2387808
Thatch here, was just gonna go and hit the hay until I read that.
Dry, remember the time you were told to fuck off at /co/ because of your drawings?
And remember what you did after that? You went and did something about it, you studied anatomy , actually went to /ic/ and look at you now, you're basically the artist for both quests here and the Light Novel.
Just take it one step at a time, you'll find it funny when you look back how far you've come.
>>2387150
That is something even I didn't catch myself but the offer for crossovers were already turned down.
>>2387993
>cute
It was supposed to be rad but whatever.
I swear to god if you're drunk again I will kek you to death.
>>2387750
>>2387750
Ichtiyaar : Well, let's not waste any time then.
You make your way down the hill, opposite the side you came in from.
The trees seem to be much more closely packed together here.
And the rain will still be going for another 30 hours or so.
Which makes it all the stranger when the person you're going after seems to be able to just avoid running into you by making turns around the trees.
A. Pick up the pace. They can't outrun you.
B. Cut the trees down.
C. Call out to them.
D. Jump up and on to a branch.
>>2387976
Nigga I'm not feeling suicidal.
I legit do not remember typing that.
I think I might need to sleep in about... 75 minutes.
But thanks for caring.
<3
>>2387993
Do I though?
>>2388024
A>D>B>C
>>2388024
D>A>B>C
>>2388090
>new OTP
Last time somebody did that ti me, it was with Octavian.
Yeah no thanks.
But if CYOAnon and Dry are being shipped I'd think C' would be an uke and Dry a seme for reasons.
Good night.
>>2388024
You leap up and on to a branch.
You can clearly see the person trying to avoid you.
You jump down and in front of them.
And you've now got them pinned to a tree, with one hand over their mouth.
Now that you're up close, you can tell that this is, in fact, a woman.
She's got skin that's just a tad darker than your own, close to a raw umber.
She's also got a fearful, pleading look in her green eyes, as she stares right into your own.
Guess being pinned against a tree by a man you're running from, with said man wearing a skull-like helmet, would be at least a little scary.
It looks like she's solding something bundled up in her arms.
It's a child.
[]What to do now? What to say or ask? Do you say anything?
>>2388137
I'm the seme in every relationship I've had!
All three of them.
>>2388137
>wanting the senpai to be submissive
Thatcher, Thatcher, that's quite lewd...
>>2388218
[x] Where are they shipping people into the kingdoms?
>>2388218
Shit.
This is one of those moments where you realize you didn't really know what you wanted to do with the choices you've been taking...
>>2388218
Okay yeah, I gotta actually go.
I think I might honestly have tetanus.
Or I really am being possessed by by Liquid Snake's nanomachines.
Will resume with better questions later.
I just wanted to see if you opted for killing her or sparing her.
Later, dumpster rats.
P.S. Is that how denizen of trash are called?
>>2388358
>tetanus
Enjoy your shots.
>>2388358
oh boy. good luck?
get well? don't be sick in the first place?
>>2388358
Brother!!!
>>2388788
Yay almost 10 almost hit a guy who whipped in front of me and slammed his brakes to make a turn. I'm not surprised though, I'm on the west coast.
>>2389027
No WiFi, but there is a bit of time for spoiler game if you guys want.
>>2389633
Thread specific CYOAs and it allows for multiple to be ran at the same time.
>>2389633
I mean I did it because I can't post here at a work terminal but I can post there.
Other people do it to run stuff congruent without getting confusing.
Time for another question. What is your favorite type of sandwich?
>>2389774
Philly Cheesesteak
>>2389774
Meatball Sub
>>2389774
the kind ur mum makes for breakfast after a long night of shagging
>>2389826
Ham egg and cheese on a toasted everything bagel?
[spoiler]You should call her. She misses you.[/spoiler]
>>2389774
A double bacon cheeseburger with sharp cheddar, thousand island dressing, and grilled onion on a toasted sourdough bun.
>>2389774
Tears.
>>2389920
That's a soft drink or a condiment, not a sandwich. Please try again.
>>2389934
Anything is a sandwich if you're hungry enough.
Is Civil War out yet? I need to see that shit.
>>2390006
Please be considerate anon. You're just getting the bread soggy.
>>2390023
No.
Where my Smokefags at the last few days?
I need you when harem doesn't work, guys.
We can't let the Snailsfags win. We almost got it the first time, we surely get Smoke this time, and this time for good.
>>2391132
You lost at least two from your ranks after the shower
