Helping Gesture.
>>2364035
I'm not sure how I feel about this new meme.
>>2364035
You're a big guy
>2364044
WHO ARE YOU
>>2364024
I only asked for an offering. Whatever you choose to give me is up for you to decide, mortal. I will then judge its worth.
>>2364025
Hmmm.... Nope!
>*munch munch munch*
>>2364039
Why?
>*lick*
>>2364041
Nope!
>>2364050
>*gulp gulp*
It's really, really yummy! It's like candy!
>>2364050
>Giggles
I'm glad~
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>>2364025
You're not the bounty hunter?
>>2364030
>>2364042
You should have done it sooner!
>>2364044
Who are you, you nigger?
>>2364059
>smacks bare butt
>>2364054
It's a thing.
>>2364055
For you.
>>2364057
its a secret to everybody
>>2364058
Just curious is all.
>>2364069
OWWIE! W-why do you do this to me?
>Sniffle
>>2364044
>>2364032
I was simply pointing out the context of that statement, if that's what you're into then I won't say a word.
I WILL ____
>>2364071
Link??
>>2364050 (Yuugi)
Well, we didn't have any reason to do so!
Oh, yes, that...spell card thingy. The, er...Gensokyo I'm familiar with is practically an entirely different world.
>>2364025 (Ringabel)
Force of habit, in a way....I certainly hope you don't mind, sir.
>>2364055
FINAL THREE?
FINAL THREE.
>>2364061
You were supposed to stop me from doing it but once again, you proved yourself as a useless prick
>>2364067
>tfw I built a folder of her but never got around to fagging her
>>2364069
>>2364074
:^)
>>2364079
I think the skeleton will be the winner
>>2364058
>Whips out Eila's excalibur
>>2364079
Kana will lose.
>>2364083
Atleast you proved yourself useful by killing the dumbest old man that ever existed.
>>2364079
All shekels on Sans.
>>2364087
>I don't like that gif
>>2364076
not
>>2364088
ddd
hikki
stocking
>>2364041
Quite well, still waking up, myself.
>>2364050
You're an Oni, hmm? I can't say I got that from your appearance.
>>2364051
Ah ha! Of course not, I just don't want people to think I'm forcing you to.
>>2364058
I see, you certainly remind me of a friend of mine.
>>2364060
I can't say I am, but you're looking at a shining Hero of Light.
>>2364058
>refills your dish
W-well, take it easy.
>she continues taking long, slow sips
Closest thing to liquid candy you can get~.
>>2364059
>she sets you down
Well, so am I!
Getting up early pays off~.
>>2364078
Yeah, and probably a more peaceful one. Heck, I can remember what things were like before all of that~.
>>2364103
I bet the zeni on the skelly
>>2364099
I knew one day it would come in handy... and that day is today...
>>2364095
I've killed no old man yet, only a beautiful young guy who was me
>>2364105
all no
>>2364058
...could you tell it to me?
>>2364106
Ah. I forgot for a moment that humans have to actually sleep...
>>2364106
A what?
>>2364111
N-No!
>>2364094
Get out
>>2364114
Sure thing grandpa.
>>2364079
That skeleton's...scary, in a way.
>>2364106
Oh, certainly not, sir, I'm simply used to being rather respectful.
>>2364108
I suppose you mean the..."current" Gensokyo, by that. Suffice to say, "before all of that" was like yesterday to me, really.
>>2364108
Mhmm~
>>2364113
>Slaps you around like a little bitch.
>>2364123
Well alright then.
>>2364124
Alright, stop calling me grandpa, I'm not even a dad
>>2364111
UNGOOD MOMENT
N
G
O
O
D
M
O
M
E
N
T
>>2364123
GOD DAMMIT, WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT!
>>2364132
Hey..
Its none of my business telling me that you can't have any kids.
>>2364135
...Well, that's disappointing.
>>2364135
Stupid cactuses.
>>2364135
So cool
>>2364112
So cool
>not sans
>>2364141
I never said I couldn't have kids
>>2364124
>>2364135
Look at that, I was right. Thanks for hosting.
>>2364123
Yeesh. You sure you don't have any oni in your blood? You're packin' this away like a champ!
>she puts a hand on your shoulder and keeps drinking
>>2364106
Why, should I look like something else~?
>>2364131
Well, not too early like I have been, but still.
I need that time to keep preparing for my surprise.
>>2364127
Well, that was introduced durin' the uh...
>takes another drink
The Scarlet Mist incident I think? How long ago do you think it was before that?
>>2364118
Ahh, I forgot for a moment that you weren't human!
>>2364119
It's complicated, I tent o not worry about it. But I may be a bounty hunter if you so wish.
>>2364123
She's the most delicate angel I've ever had the pleasure to look at, her name is Edea. Perhaps you've heard the name?
>>2364127
I see, then don't let me stop you. I must say I could become used to hearing "Sir Ringabel."
If that's the case, what may I call you?
>>2364149
Sure you didn't grandpa, you should check that memory loss some day.
>>2364131
Pls no bully.
>>2364135
>Which *gave* her a deadly poison.
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>2364153
Your surprise hmm?
>>2364135
Which means CONGRATULATIONS Vic Viper, you are now a two-time winner of the Express Games!
>>2364146
Cacti
>>2364159
Congratulations.
>>2364154
Can you kill everyone?
>>2364159
And thanks for playing!
>>2364157
>most events aren't in the past tense
>>2364131
>She bites into the popsicle.
Brrr, cold!
>>2364136
I would have expected something bigger.
Do not fret though, I have come up with something I can give you in return for showing me this.
>Her horns glow, and a light shower of confetti is summoned from above.
>>2364148
Hmmm? What's so funny?
>>2364153
Nope! It's just really tasty!
>>2364154
Nope! Never heard of that before!
>>2364155
I said I don't have kids ! I never said I couldn't !
>>2364159
Grats
>>2364123
What harm is telling me your name going to do?
>>2364154
Yes...if I may ask, what is sleeping like? I've obviously never experienced it.
>>2364167
Thank you for hosting.
>>2364159
>>2364167
Thanks for hosting
>>2364159
Thanks for hosting
>>2364159
Thanks for the nap.
>>2364154
Just "Elly" is fine, sir.
>>2364153
I wouldn't know. At all. I don't even know what that is, I only found out about spell cards a few days ago.
>She idly runs a finger along her scythe's blade
>>2364159
Well, congratulations, sir!
And thank you for having us, madame!
>>2364156
>Slowly crushes your head under my foot.
>>2364168
Of course it's cold, it's frozen silly.
>>2364167
Thanks for hosting!
>>2364167
Thanks for hosting <3
I'll do better next time, I promise
>>2364167
Grats. Thanks for hosting.
>>2364180
>Dodges
>>2364168
O-Okay, what is it?
>>2364167
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2364186
>Predicts your dodge and moves to where you dodged and crushes you then.
>>2364157
Yup~.
Trust me, you and everyone else will love it!
>>2364168
Iiii can't argue that.
So you've had this stuff before, huh~?
>>2364178
Oh, it was just the thing that Remilia started with all that scarlet mist around Gensokyo, I guess.... I dunno, I wasn't up here to see it, only heard about it while I was in Old Hell.
>>2364186
>I know that full picture.
You dirty dirty undead.
>>2364152
>>2364160
G-Go away!
I told you this is no place for you!
>>2364195
>>2364197
I'm going to fuck your sister.
>>2364170
Shut up granma!
I am busy now!
>>2364193
Well, being a walking time paradox doesn't lend itself too well to knowing how things currently are....
>Also claim if you're here.
>>2364193
Well I'm looking forward to it!
>>2364197
You can't boss me around here idiot!
>>2364201
Currently lurking since I am on the train.
>>2364195
Link?
>>2364204
I'm busy trying to prove a point too
>>2364180
It's also yummy!
>She continues biting bits off of the popsicle.
>>2364187
Confetti. You at least tried.
>>2364193
Mhm! About three hundred years ago!
>>2364153
Ah! I would never think to change your appearance, I just never would have that that you would be the oh so fable dangerous Oni, only spoken of in legends!
>>2364159
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting.
>>2364166
Ahh, I don't think so.
>>2364168
That's quite strange.
Oh! Forgive me, I'm Ringabel.
>>2364172
..Hmm, it's a bit hard to describe. It's as if time simply slips away, then you wake up.
>>2364178
I see, just Elly will do then.
>>2364212
SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE
>>2364208
I'll tell Kyoko to claim 152 once she gets online
>>2364192
>Dodges again, because you can dodge a lot in Dark Souls 3 :^) (no I'm serious you can roll around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow)
>>2364195
I have no idea what you're talking about, it's pure and innocent
>>2364213
It's not that hard to find it.
>>2364167
Thanks for hosting~!
Looks like I'll be comin' after you next round, Viper.
>>2364205
That was all a few years ago....
So... I'm guessing you were around a little while before that.
>>2364215
Huh? 300 years?
Whoa! That's way too long between drinks.
>>2364217
Hmph. Things are rarely ever as they seem, Ringabel!
Make no mistake, I'm strong~.
>>2364209
>pats your head
Good. Hope you're ready to see Gensokyo~.
>>2364210
Yes I can.
I am Boss.
>Runs over poster below with a car
>>2364233
Boss Jr.
ngw
>>2364228
You lie, I can't find it anywhere.
>>2364214
Prove what, that you are a dumb granpda?
We already knew that.
>>2364217
Hi!
>She finishes eating her chocolate bar.
>>2364230
Oh, I meant... three days!
>>2364215
I show you my heat-seeking moisture missile and all I get is confetti?!
>>2364215
>Pets your head
Yep, you are most definitely silly~
>>2364224
>Uses aimbot, hacks you to apply a perma stun
>Kills
>And that's just stupid.
>>2364230
Oh that sounds like a lot of fun! I've only been to the Scarlet Mansion and didn't get to see that place.
>>2364241
When someone says '36'
>>2364217
Slips away...fascinating. And I've heard talks of dreaming, what's that like?
>>2364245
There we go with the same insult again and again
guys help I can't stop reading the Chris-chan wiki
>>2364217
Can you even kill anyone? Your hair looks stronger than most of your body.
>>2364217
Indeed! And how've you been, sir?
>>2364230
...Like I said. A whole new Gensokyo to me. I doubt you'd find Yuuka's mansion even if the place where is was still stands.
>>2364233
You're nothing but an idiot Kana. Now stop yelling and let me do what I want.
first 63
>>2364247
Quite an undeserving title for such a pathetic thing.
>>2364250
Head rubs!
>>2364260
>Rubs tumtum
Host please?
>>2364257
Congrats, you're the new host.
>>2364266
Gender bent games?
>>2364270
But I don't even know how to do it.
>>2364277
Go watch a youtube tutorial or something.
>>2364267
Stop insulting my meter long king kong dong or you're going to get it.
>>2364260
>kisses tum
H-host please?
>>2364246
?
...Didja mean 300 years or days? Pretty hard to get the two mixed up, unless you're not a human~.
>>2364250
You'll be seein' the rest of the land then! Pretty big place~.
>>2364264
Where would that be, then? Yuuka mainly just tends to her sunflower field on the surface~.
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>>2364277
Welcome to my life.
>>2364269
>>2364283
I will if Sanya rubs my tumtum.
>>2364256
Its not an insult.
Its a fact.
>>2364265
Oi.
Chiaki!
You should listen to me!
I am older than you!
>>2364239
Nah.
I am the bestestest Boss that bested.
>>2364267
Oh you like that hmm?
>>2364286
From those I've met from it, it seems like a place that is definitely large.
>>2364282
It in itself is an insult. I cannot believe you thought that would please me.
>>2364286
I am, I am!
>>2364230
>He laughs
Oh, I don't doubt that for a moment, though I should warn you I'm a formidable fighter myself, those so called "legends" fell to my blade.
>>2364246
...are you still hungry?
>>2364254
It's a reality outside of our own, where things that might be completely abnormal here, are completely of the ordinary there.
Though, for the past few weeks I've been having trouble sleeping, myself.
>>2364260
I certainly can, but I'm not fit for killing anyone that I may please.
>>2364264
Been better, I suppose.
What about you, Elly?
>>2364292
>punchus
host oregon trail
>>2364293
But you weren't the first, Kana II.
>>2364292
>rubs dicku
>>2364280
I looked it up and all i got was a bunch of minecraft videos.
>>2364289
Your life is pretty awful, I gotta say.
>>2364295
Head rubs are nice!
>>2364297
Hmmm...
>Her stomach growls.
Yep! Haha!
>>2364293
You are my big sister, but you're not my boss.
>>2364286
I believe it was in a lake of blood, surrounded by mountains behind that...Hakurei Shrine, I believe it was?
...That does sound like her, though. Always there whenever there's so many flowers about.
>>2364297
My situation's not particularly changed, be it as it were. Something troubling you?
>>2364296
You said anything baka baka, what did you expect?
>>2364297
So you're weak? Can you stop a bullet?
>>2364293
>>2364302
What anon said.
>>2364250
>Cries in corner
>Disconnect internet
It is dumb, but it's not exactly unbalanced, if you spam it you're bound to get hit...
>>2364297
Oh? And why is that?
>>2364304
>You aren't wrong.
>>2364317
>>2364302
That doesn't matter!
>>2364311
Being older makes me enough of a Boss.
>>2364313
Something better, obviously.
>>2364329
No it doesn't Kana.
>>2364300
I've never played that before.
>>2364303
UNLESS YOU'RE SANYA OR TAKESHITA, STOP THAT!
>>2364310
There's no where to eat around here..is there? I'm quite hungry myself, in fact.
>>2364312
Ah, certainly not. Just having trouble sleeping, is all.
>>2364313
Even better, can you stop time?
>>2364324
I'm not sure what the root of the problem is, but I'm trying my damnest to fix it.
>>2364336
CHIAKI!
>>2364337
>punchus dicku
figure it out
>>2364320
>Now that's good, imagine doing that in pvp with a fast striking weapon. To op.
>>2364342
What now?
>>2364341
I'd assume you've tried some tea before bed?
...I'm not sure I can be of much use, I'm not particularly familiar with humans in that sort of regard....
>>2364295
You'd be right to assume so! Big enough that I haven't seen it all. ... Mostly because I don't really need to though~.
>>2364296
Suuuuure, you are.
>she refills your dish and smirks
>>2364297
Eh, I wouldn't be surprised. Some humans have managed to surprise me.
But until I face off against you, all I'm hearin' is talk!
>>2364312
Lake of Blood~?
..From now on I'm just gonna assume that most of the stuff you're talkin' about isn't around anymore.
dude
>>2364341
Well, I wish you luck, Mr. Ringabel.
>>2364341
Hmmm... I don't think so!
>She takes another chocolate bar and starts eating it.
>>2364358
I am! Honest!
>She keeps drinking.
>>2364359
what
>>2364359
Welp
>>2364358
That's the assumption I'm making, as well.
>>2364334
I-It's not about the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean!
>>2364345
I-If you just tell me, I'll host.
>>2364359
>I-Is this already out? I swear I'll host it.
>>2364358
Since you have a bar to run, exploring the world, you can only see so much~
>>2364359
THANKS ULTRON :^D
>>2364354
I have..nothing of the sort seems to be working.
Apologies, I didn't want to worry you over my troubles.
>>2364358
>Winks
..You too.
>>2364360
Why thank you! That's quite kind, I really shouldn't worry you over my troubles.
>>2364364
Well colour me surprised.
>>2364371
>grabs butt
>>2364348
LISTEN TO ME ALREADY!
>>2364370
No. That is definitely not the case.
Regardless, I have rejected your offering.
>>2364375
Hmmmm?
>*munch munch*
>>2364376
>Slaps
BAD ANON!
Helping Gesture, eh?
Here, I have one.
>
>>2364359
I feel bad for Ezekiel
>>2364378
YOU'RE THE WORST!
>Throws leggings at
>>2364384
>kissu
>>2364375
Human or not, I do wish I could help, sir. Perhaps it'll simply pass in time?
>>2364384
Hmmm...?
>>2364380
>slaps ass
>>2364364
Don't think I know of many humans that can down this much alcohol that fast.
>she reaches over and tugs on one of the horns
Buuuut, if you say so.
>>2364369
Ah...
Calm down, it's not the end of the world~.
I mean look, at least you're still around, right?
>>2364371
Yeaaaah...
>sigh
Damnit, I shouldn't be letting that stop me...
>>2364375
Oh? Hohoho...
Cute. But I wanna see how strong ya are for real~!
>>2364378
>He laughs
Oh, it's nothing. Say, you wouldn't mind sharing, would you?
>>2364384
>Netero ava literally NEVER
>>2364384
IM NUCLEAAAAAAAAR
>>2364377
I can already here you yelling at me.
>>2364375
Oh, I'm not worried. Just giving a word of encouragement.
I found one of them newfangled-vidiers for all of you wannabe hosts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8YdRxT72bk
>>2364399
Its "Hear" not "here"
>>2364399
>hear
>damn auto correct
>>2364393
>Beats the ever loving fuck out of you.
>>2364394
>Snickers
You could get someone to watch the bar for you and go out.
>>2364390
...A what now?
>>2364395
>
>>2364391
Nothing, really.
>>2364396
That better not be a pun.
>>2364387
>She catches them in one hand.
This offering too, is not good enough.
>>2364394
>She falls over when you tug on the horn. She stares upwards.
...
>>2364395
But... this is my candy!
I got a lawn to mow, food to eat, and a wife to fuck. Peace out. Happy Sunday.
>>2364408
Shutup idiot, I already knew that.
PLEASE HOST
>>2364413
T-Those were not an offering, baka baka!
>>2364416
See ya later, big guy.
>>2364411
YES! HIT ME MORE!
>>2364419
I will when Sanya smooches my tumtum.
>>2364416
See you around, young man.
>>2364386
Same. Dude just wanted to fuck his scarecrow and got turned into a mutant
>>2364394
As long as I can find Kurumi and my mistress again, I don't care if I'm the gatekeeper to a mansion, a field of flowers, that shrine, or the moon. It'll all be fine, then, as far as I care.
...Though, apparently I'm going to have to dull my scythe...a lot.
>>2364412
Hmmmm...very well. Such a strange human practice.
>>2364416
Farewell, sir.
>>2364418
Oh yeah?
Then why didn't you say it like that then smartass?
>>2364426
helo my name is sanya
>smooches tumtum
>>2364435
You speak as if you're not human.
Then again, that's nothing to be surprised by in this day and age.
>>2364441
Na.
>>2364420
>Her horns glow, and she sets the leggings ablaze. She then unceremoniously tosses them to the ground.
Then they are useless to me.
>>2364413
>her grin widens
Weeeellllll, would you look at that~.
>>2364411
Hn... Not a bad idea~!
I'll have to find someone willin' to though.... I'd wanna bring Parsee along, I couldn't ask her to do that.
>>2364435
Yeesh... You're really determined to find her again, huh?
Yuuka's easy to find. Like I said, she's in that big sunflower field of hers.
...Just hope she recognizes you. She doesn't really like it when people trespass in her field~.
>>2364442
...
New thread soon.
>>2364447
T-THOSE WERE MY ONLY PAIR, YOU IDIOT!
>>2364448
>She pulls herself up.
Damned alcohol... I would never have been so careless.
>>2364454
And? Your possession are of little value to me, worm.
>>2364443
If anything, I'm surprised by how few fail to recognize a youkai on sight, now.
>>2364448
I was always one of the few people who weren't scared stiff of her. Mansion or not, she's my mistress. And she wouldn't exactly have myself and Kurumi around as a border guard of sorts if she enjoyed company.
...I did see her once, only for a moment.
test post
Which host has the most custom events?
>>2364464
You're about to possess my single-serving soup dispenser if you don't replace them.
>>2364455
Heh... Don't insult me, I knew your whole "fake horns" thing was a load of crap~!
>she takes another drink
And what do you have to gain by hidin' it anyway?
>>2364466
Can't say I've ever heard of a "youkai".
I assume you're some kind of demi-human, nigh-immortal being who feasts on human flesh or suchlike.
>>2364473
Current or passed?
Don't know about ones currently, but Hoshi had the most.
>>2364425
>Backs away slowly.
>>2364448
Well make sure you trust them so when you go back the building isn't destroyed.
>>2364484
How many?
