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Eggman-kun
>>2363385
Sonia Nevermind
Kana
Sans
Drake
Lobco
Jean Pierre Polnareff
The Player
Sliver Queen
Sanae Kochiya
A FUCKING SHARK
>>2363385
Elly
Hello, fine fellows.
>>2363394
Hey Sonia, guess what
>>2363385
Maria and Harusame
X7-10
>>2363385
Yuugi
>>2363415
Greetings.
Vic Viper
Oi what the fook is this m8 u 'avin a fookin giggle are ya a little laff by urself m8 well fook you cunt i ain't 'avin a lick of it take your fookin shit an' bugger off you bloody twat next time I'll fookin batter ya m8 sware on me mom
Rasputin's Dick
Astolfo
Mokou's lover
Flame-chan
The friendliest fucking shark you'll ever meet
>>2363419
>What?
>Nevermind.
Kumin Tsuyuri
>>2363427
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?
>>2363415
Greetings miss.
Junpei Iori
Captain Luna
>>2363427
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?
Anthony Fantano
>>2363336
Heheheh... You too!
>she reaches down and ruffles your hair
How've things been, huh?
>>2363334
>hugs you close
Worried? About me?
Ohhh, please. A little bit of a hiccup isn't going to be enough to take me down~!
I'd be more worried about you bein' out here.
Might Guy
>>2363448
Ayyy!
>>2363415
Good morning~.
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>2363462
LATE
A
T
E
>>2363448
DA MAN?
Reminder
>>2363448
>throws out b8 to trigger you
>you like this
>>2363419
What is it? I do so love surprises.
>>2363462
when I saw your entry a disgusting stank set in my room.
>>2363465
>>2363452
I-I've been doing pretty well.
>Giggles and jumps up to wrap her arms around your neck and hug.
>>2363468
You need underscores for that site, genius
>>2363471
..
Never mind.
>>2363460
Ayyyy
>>2363466
You fuckin' know it
>posts roster
>you like this
>>2363424
Ah, the being I mistook the gender of...terribly sorry about that, again.
>>2363443
Ah, and hello to you, madame.
>>2363461
And to you as well, ma'am!
>>2363486
>He didn't take my b8 bait
Good man.
>>2363452
I am always worried about you when your health is in danger.
>>2363482
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke
>>2363477
Heh, whoa..!
>she puts her arms around you in a hug, holding you up
Jeez! I gotta get up to how energetic you are right now...!
>smiles down at
>Imouto, right?
>>2363401
>>2363497
All looks good
>>2363497
I really like this!
>>2363415
Fuck off. We don't want a shitstorm early in the morning.
>>2363486
Nice to see you again. How are things?
>>2363497
It looks good.
>>2363509
Oh, why thank you.
>>2363497
We appear to have unwillingly changed shape.
>>2363498
We understand how such a mistake can be made, considering our current form.
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2537.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/snsiKQ2.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2537.jpg")
>>2363506
Thank you.
>>2363483
What a comedian you are.
>>2363497
>likes this
>>2363497
Let's do it
>>2363526
Thanks, you too.
>>2363527
Was junpei a shitposter?
>>2363497
Looks good.
>>2363515
But anon, the whole community is one big shit storm.
They can't help but get upset over everything.
>>2363535
Yes. Because of anger issues mostly.
>>2363536
>boop
>>2363492
>>2363503
D
>>2363516
Things are alright, man, thanks for asking
>>2363527
I don't even know who that is man, I've been gone for like a month
>>2363497
It does look excellent, ma'am, save for the...curiously mistaken identity in the fourth team.
>>2363519
I suppose it doesn't particularly lend itself to either gender from a glance....
>>2363536
Best of luck to us both, madame!
>>2363498
Mm-hmm~.
You look sorta familiar, I think....
>>2363501
Hah... I get what you mean, Parsee.
But really, I'm fine, got it?
Didn't mean to make you worry~.
>>2363497
Lookin' good!
>>2363536
Haha... really? Not even the games?
>squeeze
Think my Imouto could give some to me~?
>yfw Hoshi is secrety Soviet or Eggman-kun
>>2363486
rare junpei sighting detected
>>2363535
I remember him shitting on lenny for hosting a 24, but when someone asked him to step up and host he blew it off.
>>2363548
So does that mean that you have a proper place to live for the time being?
>>2363519
Look at the roster, you will understand.
>>2363562
>Both Maria and Eggman-kun say "boop" when they forget a picture
I-I'm just crazy, r-right?
>>2363477
>This is how i imagine Airi/Maria/anyone else being dragged away.
>>2363533
I wasn't aware I had said anything funny, nevertheless I am glad you find me entertaining.
>>2363544
>letting outside problems affect your actions
smhtbqh
>>2363565
He also threw a hissyfit because he wasn't on the original list.
>>2363570
Boo!
>>2363570
Let's go~!
Make this interesting for me, okay!?
>>2363570
Time to win !
>>2363570
friendly shark noooo
>>2363570
>>2363519
>Quick question, why do you do a roster check if you don't check the replies?
>>2363570
The books were better
>>2363575
>implying you don't do the same
guys please don't shit on junpei he's cool
:(
>>2363574
No problem, anytime!
>>2363570
I'm not really hungry though..
>>2363557
Oh. Really? Iiii...can't particularly say the same, ma'am.
>>2363570
Well, I'm sure someone can find a use for this...!
>>2363568
>>2363580
Oh, er, yes...I can certainly see the complications, there....
>>2363587
How's it going, dicklicking nigger? Did you finish that report yet?
>>2363570
>>2363589
Wow! That kinda hurts, you know? But I won't let that stop me!
>>2363557
Mhmm.
>Giggles
Would you really want me too~?
>>2363569
>Nope, but he's been doing it longer and I only do it because generic moe anime character with sound.
>>2363570
Oh shit it's kana!
>Runs like an abo to the liquor store after getting welfare check.
>>2363572
>It's not fun being dragged like that... Really fucks up your neck.
>>2363563
Ayyy, it's the cat fucker. 'sup
>>2363567
Yeah, rent's decent, have plenty of food, the basics. No real complaints besides potato internet
>>2363565
My games would have been worse and slower. I wouldn't want to make you guys suffer through that shit
>>2363594
I try to keep the two separate. I come here to enjoy myself, not to shit up the threads because of "muh mood".
>>2363595
I'm hungry
Should I eat cookies or a banana?
>>2363584
Good luck Yuugi.
>>2363591
Maybe if you said it in a way he would understand easier instead of being an ironic cunt he would change it
>>2363603
Indeed.
>>2363591
Why are you such a whiny little bitch
>>2363605
>Pretty good dude, you ?
>I finished the hardest part, now it's just about finishing the look of it
>>2363614
I bet they are all afraid of me
>>2363614
What a nice sound~
>>2363615
you need banana in you, get that potassium
cookies are bad
stay healthy pham
>>2363614
I got lucky this time, but at least I can still nap for a little.
>>2363610
>Shitting up threads because of a mood
>Not just shitting up threads for a laugh.
>>2363570
Ah Eggman-Kun... just as brutal as I remember
>>2363607
You're making it sound like there's a catch or something~.
>>2363617
Thanks for rooting for me, anon. Don't worry, this should be a spectacle.
>>2363603
Yeah, y'look like Komachi. I didn't know she had a sister~.
>>2363614
Dunno what I'm gonna do with this... But at least it's heavy!
>>2363609
I-I beg your pardon? I believe I've cleared up the false accusation associated with that...disgusting title. All's been well, though. How about yourself?
>>2363625
Just chilling, playing video games and listening to music. just like every other Sunday. Fuck doing anything productive.
>>2363614
if only he moved just a bit closer
>yfw Junpei is back
>>2363635
My point exactly :^)
>>2363618
>>2363624
>Le epic anonposting.
>Walks into the thread while sucking on a lollipop.
>>2363614
Should we really be doing this?
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1367.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4fwZFgv.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1367.jpg")
>>2363591
Quick question: Why do you feel the need to shit on a host if they make a mistake?
>>2363627
Aight, thanks nigga
>>2363634
Night one
20 tributes remain
>>2363650
Innocent boy?
>>2363650
Oh, hey! You're the one with the fake horns.
>>2363614
Human, what ar-
>CRACK
....Oooow.
>>2363619
I've the feeling this happens often, doesn't it?
>>2363639
Ooooh, that must be her name, then...!
>She shakes her head
I'm afraid I'd never met her until a few days ago, ma'am. Though, I do appreciate her choice in weaponry. Sorry to disappoint.
>>2363650
What's that in your mouth?
>>2363650
Good! Good morning!
>>2363650
>Shoots the lollipop
>>2363641
Pretty good man
>>2363639
>Giggles
Well it'd probably make you extremely horny~ That's the catch!
>>2363650
Enjoying a little sucky suck hmm?
>>2363659
It disappeared!
>>2363654
>I never "shit on a host". Shitting on a host would be insulting her or her games. I just asked what the point was.
>>2363664
Occasionally.
>>2363677
RIP friendly shark =[
>>2363679
Nice damage control, you were being passive aggressive as fuck.
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1835.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sRqNHJr.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1835.jpg")
>>2363677
Let me get one more punch in.
>>2363677
So you guys'll play with these fake weapons? Can I play too?
>>2363673
I'm glad you're doing alright tho, hope things stay good for ya
>>2363683
Holy shit stop being triggered by everything you tumblrina. He asked a question, he didn't shit on her you mongoloid.
>>2363677
>>2363661
Hmmm?
>>2363663
Yeah! Hi!
>>2363666
>She pulls it out.
Candy!
>>2363667
Hi!
>>2363668
>The bullet vanishes before it is able to strike the delicious candy.
Your pathetic weaponry had no effect before, what made you believe it would now? You're not honestly that foolish, are you?
>>2363675
Mmhmm!
>>2363677
>done
>>2363683
>>2363691
>Granted, I was.
>I've gotten a bit thin skinned because faggots like you enjoy fucking with my name. Sue me.
>"Faggot" only referring to >>2363683
>>2363679
>Giving a sarcastic remark
>Not shitting the host
>Whatever you want to call it, it isn't necessary.
>>2363650
Enjoying yourself, ma'am?
>>2363679
Seems awfully troublesome....
>>2363557
If you say so. I just hope you're telling the truth.
>>2363677
A poptart...? Well it's something
>>2363677
>>2363679
>fixed it.
>>2363696
I hope you had a nice sleep.
>>2363696
Never seen that type of candy before.
>>2363715
She makes this too easy...
>>2363705
>>2363703
>>2363694
>>2363691
PREASE MAKE PEACE AND NOT WAR
>>2363715
>>2363696
Now that's just lewd~
>>2363715
Hmm, Eila? Eila.
>>2363715
Wha-? Where did he? Ohh, Chlomaki's gonna be so mad at me.
>>2363705
>it isn't necessary
Boo fucking wooh, cry me a river. What's next ? Decide what is politically correct to say and what isn't ?
>>2363715
It says that I shouldn't nap in the middle of an arena round. That can't be right!
>>2363728
hi ocelot
>>2363677
That's right! I know I can trust myself, at least.
>>2363675
Oh?
Eheh, yeah, on second thought... I don't think the Arena would be ready for that...!
>she chuckles and rubs your head
>>2363664
Yeah, Komachi, the lazy one.
So you're not related at all? Huh....
Guess I don't know ya then~.
>>2363696
Yo~. ...Is that the same lollipop as the one last time I saw you?
>>2363708
Tch, damn...
>>2363708
When's the last time I've lied to ya~?
>This thread
>>2363715
And now you literally removed The Player from the game to make that whiny bitch happy, good job.
>>2363715
Don't expect me to fall for such a simple trap
>>2363696
It couldn't hurt to try, could it?
>>2363715
You're big
>>2363734
>?
>>2363715
It will take much more than that to take me down
>>2363735
Oh but I do think Parsee would~
>Giggles
But yes it wouldn't end well.
>>2363742
Sucking on a lolipop can be used as something else!
>>2363742
Really? What did you dream about? Maybe clouds?
Holy shit you guys will turn everything into shitposting material.
>>2363705
>I am a sarcastic person. If you can't take a bit of sarcasm, I might not be the thin skinned one here, I'd say.
>>2363707
It is not. However group of individuals turned it into a running joke. That is obnoxious.
>>2363715
>Thanks. Sorry, I was a bit thick on the sarcasm, though now the Player has lost his entry. Think you could make a winscreen for him too, should I win?
>>2363722
This is not war.
>>2363758
>Germans having a sense of homour
>>2363741
Try if you must, but it will amount up to nothing but entertainment for myself in the end.
>>2363752
No! It's just candy!
>She crunches on the lollipop, pulling out the bare stick.
>>2363754
Candy!
>>2363758
>THIS FUCKING DAMAGE CONTROL
>>2363752
>Fug, wrong image.
>>2363756
You can't turn napping into that! Only if you want to dream about it!
>>2363735
I'm not even certain what kind of youkai I am, to be truthful.
>She curtsies with a smile
I'm Elly, Mistress Yuuka's former gatekeeper.
>>2363742
Hmm...I'll have to get my hands on candy at some point, I can't remember if I've actually had any.
>>2363677
>>2363715
How did i die?
>>2363770
Are you sure about that~? It could a a Popsicle!
Daily reminder that bronze queen is luna.
Defending her is the same as defending ponyfuckers
>>2363744
>>2363758
>No problem, I usually just skim over the replies for stuff to swap/fix. For future reference, "We appear to have unwillingly changed shape." Isn't the best way to tell me I messed up.
>people realizing just now how autistic the brony is
>want to ava
>want to talk to everyone
>dont want to play a cute anime girl
what do bros?
aaaaaaand now comfy hours are over
>>2363768
>huh?
>>2363771
>gulps down the bait like the fish she is
>>2363770
Just simple candy? That must've been sweet!
>>2363776
You got booted out of the game because someone was whining like a bitch
>>2363782
I'll just sleep on it then.
>>2363782
>Yee, sorry. I like to stay in character.
>And look how that turned out, I guess...
>>2363782
I think I'll need some antibiotics after this
>>2363787
>Everyone that disagrees with me is obviously bait
>>2363782
I'm not going to stop
>>2363742
A...lollipop? What?
>>2363790
>>2363792
Well shit happens. There is always next game.
>>2363793
So don't use greentext then, you fucking autist.
>>2363742
Right, that makes sense.
>drinks from her dish
>>2363752
I get uh... even more aggressive when I'm heated up~.
Like, waaaay more!
You can ask Parsee all about that.
>>2363774
Not sure, huh? That's rare.
>she puts her hands on her hips
Yuugi Hoshiguma~
>>2363782
Goes without saying, doesn't it? Of course I'm in this to win.
>>2363784
If you're avoiding playing cute anime girls just because of the stigma grow some balls and just do it. Otherwise pick up the ava you're thinking of and rp them well. Introduce yourself when you pick them up.
>>2363770
I would imagine this would entertain a succubus that has too much time on her hands.
>>2363797
>Calling something damagecontrol without pointing out how isn't disagreeing, it's shitposting.
>So yeah, obviously bait. Which I took. Just like this one.
>>2363807
>That was kind of my point. Hence the "look how that turned out".
>>2363793
>in character
>avas a magic the gathering card
>was using greentext
>>2363782
>>2363782
>I messed up yours and Sliver's entries
>>2363817
>>2363815
>>That was kind of my point. Hence the "look how that turned out".
>Reading comperehension, people!
>>2363815
Stop giving them the time of day. They just want to get a rise out of you. It's not worth it.
>this massive damage control
Holy fuck
>>2363779
Popsicle...
>Her stomach growls.
>>2363788
Yeah! I love candy!
>>2363804
Mhm!
>>2363809
What're you drinking?
>>2363814
I believe I told you I am not one of those creatures. To call me such a thing is an insult.
>>2363821
Did I kill you in this dream ?
>>2363809
Oh she took a pounding hmmm?
>Giggles
Now that's sounding kinky.
>>2363826
>Offers a popsicle
I got plenty, you want one?
>>2363821
Yaaaaay! Yaaaaay?
>>2363821
Tonight's meal will be great
>People being triggered by damage control
>>2363823
>Actually, I'm having a bit of fun myself.
>I'm an attention whore sometimes.
>Imma stop if it's disturbing to the game, though.
>>2363826
I've never seen one of those before.
>>2363840
F
Even damage control couldn't save it.
>>2363809
It's a pleasure, Miss Yuugi
>She laughs briefly
Frankly, my memory just stretches to such a point to where even my oldest memories are just of serving her. My guesses would be I'm either some sort of demon...or Yuuka just sort of...muscled me in to existence because she felt like it. It'd certainly explain why I'm not scared stiff of her....
>tfw cant enter games because computer shat itself and posting from 3ds sucks
>>2363821
Well it doesn't matter anyway now that (we?) are dead now.
>>2363826
Well that's something that a lot of people like, so I'm not surprised.
>>2363839
>Imma stop if it's disturbing to the game, though.
Then fucking stop. You're starting a de-rail.
>>2363837
>people not having anything better to talk about
>>2363850
>DDD
>>2363840
Now I can nap for longer?
>>2363839
well shit, kek
have fun I guess
>>2363834
Yeah!
>>2363845
It's really yummy!
>>2363850
>>posting from 3ds
>Jesus christ, just tell me who you are and I'll enter you myself.
>>2363826
Succ-U-Bis! Succubus!
>>2363847
>kek
>>2363855
>Aaand you kind just added to it. didn't you?
>>2363861
How did this shark end up here, we're not even close to an ocean
>>2363850
>posting on 3DS
You poor, poor motherfucker
Morning.
>>2363861
You're dead to me, Kana the baka !
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1632.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G5ML3Eg.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 1632.jpg")
>>2363850
>Post an entry and I got you next game.
>>2363850
>not hosting from your 3ds
>>2363859
>in character
That's what I don't get.
If I pic up a card ava, does that give me the right to be a massive cunt with the personality I give myself?
>>2363826
Well, they don't make liquid candy, do they?
It's sake of course~.
>>2363834
More like, the room we were in too.... Eheheh.
>>2363821
Hnn... that shark is pretty great, I think.
>>2363849
Yuuka, huh? She's... a tough customer. Can't say I've ever heard of her having assistants or staff or whatever.
Hmm... I could see you being a demon.
>>2363850
>posting from a 3DS
>>2363872
>kissu
>>2363876
Don't forget to use greentext, that way people won't be confused if you're IC or OOC.
>>2363864
Do you mind if I have one?
>>2363875
>3ds hosting
